SMGL :: Volume #2

#110: unreliable fatty( third)

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Lu Shu in the morning routinely goes to Li Xianyi there to practice the sword, then gives Lu Xiaoyu to prepare food and go out sells stinky tofu. 吕树早上按部就班的去李弦一那里练剑,然后给吕小鱼做饭、出门卖臭豆腐。 Now sold stinky tofu to be also convenient, last worked as the sample toward that moved to and fro, did not use whirlwind the performing skill, who asked that said was the sample does not sell, can stabilize gains wave of distress points. 现在卖臭豆腐也省事了,最后一份当样品往那一摆,连演技都不用飚,谁来问就说是样品不卖,就能稳定赚一波负面情绪值。 Sold-out later sample side Lu Shu to start on the Golden Foundation forum to play, saw that the post must return basically, did not go to anyone disgustingly, mixed the face to be ripe purely. 卖完以后样品一方吕树就开始上基金会论坛玩去了,看到帖子基本就要回一下,也不是去恶心谁,纯粹混脸熟。 Lu Shu thought everybody, only then mix knew him, can carry out the future plan, otherwise was a round of commentary brushed also to play? At least mixes tall Zan to comment whatever? 吕树觉得只有自己混的大家都认识他了,才能开展未来的计划,不然一发评论就被刷下去了还怎么玩？起码混个高赞评论神马的吧？ He thought that own this is not wasting the time completely, but is the mill knife does not harm the chopping firewood labor, is well-prepared anything. 他觉得自己这完全不是在浪费时间,而是磨刀不误砍柴工,还有厚积薄发什么的。 Golden Foundation forum last every day has the new hot spot to appear, Awakener crime matter by new hot spot covering. 基金会论坛上每天都有新的热点出现,就连觉醒者犯罪的事情都被新的热点给掩盖过去。 Nobody paid attention to this pursuit warfare again many person injury deaths, how also no longer some people paid attention to these three criminals dead, this was a fast-food time, the people were good at forgetting, are good at saying goodbye. 没有人再关注这场追击战中到底有多少人受伤死亡,也不再有人关注这三个罪犯是怎么死的,这就是一个快餐时代,人们都善于遗忘,善于告别。 After blessed land becomes most important cultivation resources one of the, topic that a blessed land also night became at the forum most paid attention. 当福地成为最重要的修行资源之一后,福地也一夜间成为了论坛上被最为关注的话题。 The people were discussing in the respective city to have the real estate that which doubtful blessed land places became wield great power with great arrogance, but house-owner waiting for a better price leisurely. 人们都在讨论各自城市里有哪些疑似福地的地方成为了炙手可热的房产,而房主则慢条斯理的待价而沽。 Suddenly all blessed land are rising in prices, even rises to the situation of letting the person shrinking back at the sight. 一时间所有福地都在涨价,甚至涨到让人望而却步的地步。 This is the market economy, when thing suddenly fire, often its value infinitely will be overestimated, after this bubble was shattered, its value will start by again the rational consideration. 这就是市场经济,当一个东西忽然大火的时候,往往它的价值会被无限高估,等到这层泡沫破碎之后,它的价值才会开始被重新理性考量。 In the Golden Foundation forum some people were saying where where has blessed land to be sold by the sky-high price, the customer is the bosses of such and such group, his family/home two sons both entered the Dao Origin class, it is said his family/home two sons especially like ganging up with the female schoolmate with the status of Dao Origin class student...... 基金会论坛里有人在说哪里哪里有块福地被天价卖出,买主是某某集团的老板,他家两个儿子都进入了道元班,据说他家两个儿子特别喜欢用道元班学生的身份勾搭女同学…… Is any Eight Trigrams (gossip) has in any case, when all people gather in a platform, the revelry of people's public opinion started. 反正是什么八卦都有,当所有人汇集到一个平台上的时候,全民舆论的狂欢就开始了。 About the blessed land post, before probably, some people were saying, someone which rich and powerful people which second generation of rich has bought any luxury car same feeling, the life of this matter distance average person is very far, but everybody is willing to discuss. 关于福地的帖子,就好像以前有人在说,谁谁谁哪个富豪哪个富二代又买了什么豪车一样的感觉,这种事情距离普通人的生活很远,可大家就是愿意讨论。 Lu Shu also sees a quite interesting post, some place some people of high prices bought one pile of variation plants to transplant to oneself main house gate unexpectedly want to pretend to be blessed land to sell the high price, result these variation plants just planted dead similar...... 吕树还看到一个比较有意思的帖子,某个地方竟然有人高价买了一堆变异植物移栽到自己家门口想要冒充福地卖高价,结果这些变异植物刚种下去就死的差不多了…… This also is really any people have, this year generation of telephone cheating and multi-level marketing anything's many innumerableness, now some people cheating out of money the idea projected on blessed land to come up. 这还真是什么人都有,这年代电话诈骗、传销什么的多的数不清,现在都已经有人把骗钱的主意打到福地上来了。 The talented people, are really talented people. 人才啊,真的是人才。 But the variation plant too relied on the rich spiritual energy habitat, has not given these swindler opportunities. Then starts some people to buy the variation animal to pretend, this time on the contrary some people deceived. 只不过变异植物太依赖浓郁的灵气生长环境了,并没有给这些骗子机会。然后就又开始有人买变异动物来假冒,这次反倒有人上当受骗。 After several this types afterward, bought and sold blessed land to be also many a link: The customer request must measure that the cultivation speed is good, this can guarantee the blessed land authenticity. 经过几次这种事后,买卖福地又多了一个环节:顾客要求必须亲测修行速度才行,这样才能确保福地的真实性。 Finally somewhat projects on to resell the real estate company high price on blessed land coming to hire the Dao Origin class students the idea to test the blessed land effect, in the society expedites an emerging occupation...... 结果有些把主意打到倒卖福地上面来的房地产公司高价雇佣道元班学生来测试福地效果,社会上又催生出来一个新兴的职业…… Also some students are quite intelligent, in oneself family/home does not have any money unable to afford blessed land, is simply thick the facial skin to disguise to buy blessed land, then goes to others house a practice after evening, said that does not buy, all for cultivation. 也有些学生比较聪明,自己家里没什么钱也买不起福地,干脆就厚着脸皮假装要买福地,然后去人家房子里修炼一晚上后就说不买了,一切都为了修行。 Has saying that human this living thing can stand the peak of Earth food chain, has the reason...... 不得不说人类这种生物能够站到地球食物链的顶端,也是有原因的…… When Lu Shu is turning the cell phone, some people buy stinky tofu: „Boss, how does stinky tofu sell?” 就在吕树翻着手机的时候,有人过来买臭豆腐:“老板,臭豆腐怎么卖？” „Does not sell, this is sample.” “不卖,这是样品。” „distress points from Li Yixiao, + 21......” “来自李一笑的负面情绪值,+21……” Lu Shu saw when this income records raised the head suddenly, sees only Li Yixiao pain in the ass stings the tartar to look at Lu Shu: „I study to be short of you not to deceive me, when sells stinky tofu needed the sample?” 吕树看到这条收入记录时豁然抬头,只见李一笑蛋疼的嘬着牙花子看着吕树:“我读书少你可别骗我,什么时候卖臭豆腐的都需要样品了？” Lu Shu had instigated instantaneously, this goods ran to buy stinky tofu, when did Heavenly Net this existence such meet the rusticity? Gathers your Heaven and Earth Net not to have the cafeteria...... 吕树瞬间就怂了一下,这货怎么跑来买臭豆腐了,天罗这种存在什么时候这么接地气了啊？合着你们天罗地网没有食堂吗…… „cough cough, cracks a joke, sells, how has no alternative but to sell, five money,” Lu Shu does not have the moral integrity gave up this morning continue gain the idea of distress points...... “咳咳,开个玩笑,卖啊,怎么不能不卖呢,五块钱一份,”吕树毫无节操的就放弃了今天早上继续赚负面情绪值的想法…… Li Yixiao beams with joy takes out money to take stinky tofu, eats mouth being infatuated with of time also face: „Heard that your this stinky tofu is delicious, they have not really deceived me! My this whole life most likes eating is stinky tofu, the boss craftsmanship is good!” 李一笑眉开眼笑的掏钱取走臭豆腐,吃到嘴里的时候还一脸的陶醉:“听说你这臭豆腐好吃,他们果然没有骗我！我这辈子最爱吃的就是臭豆腐,老板手艺不错！” Ended, Lu Shu at heart one cool, after this goods cannot, daily in the morning this time ate stinky tofu, then ate own sample? 完了,吕树心里一凉,这货不会以后天天早上这时候来吃臭豆腐吧,然后把自己的样品吃掉？ This, Lu Shu had no way with Heavenly Net especially just the upfront, although really did not sell, the opposite party also not necessarily said anything, but eventuality. 这特么啊,吕树也没法跟天罗刚正面啊,虽然自己就算真的不卖,对方也未必说什么,可万一呢。 Lu Shu does not need unable to pass with oneself at this matter...... 吕树没必要在这种事情上跟自己过不去是不是…… Finally Lu Shu looked up later Li Yixiao Lu Shu one: „Eh, is good to look familiar, have we seen?” 结果吕树抬头之后李一笑看了吕树一眼:“咦,好眼熟,我们见过吗？” Lu Shu has gawked, has seen both sides from yesterday to today's both sides, however will in the square formation, the opposite party look familiar to oneself? Lu Shu thinks instantaneously two results, either is because the opposite party remembers outstandingly, will sweep crowd one to have the impression to oneself, either will be because will live in Li Xianyi side, Heaven and Earth Net has investigated itself, but Li Yixiao has possibly seen own survey data as Heavenly Net! 吕树愣了一下,从昨天到今天双方见过两面,然而自己都是在方阵里,对方怎么会对自己眼熟？吕树瞬间想到两个结果,要么是因为对方记忆超群,扫过人群一眼就会对自己有印象,要么就是因为自己住在李弦一的旁边,天罗地网调查过自己,而李一笑作为天罗可能见过自己的调查资料！ Lu Shu by luck will never think oneself live by Li Xianyi, meets nobody to investigate itself, this wants too to be naive. 吕树从来不会侥幸觉得自己住在李弦一旁边,会没有人调查自己,这样想就太天真了。 „I am your Dao Origin class student, yesterday in meeting we have seen,” Lu Shu said. “我是您的道元班学生,昨天在开会的时候我们见过,”吕树说道。 Li Yixiao eye one bright: „Originally is the students of Dao Origin class, that just right, this can't stinky tofu give to me? Hahaha, later you had the matter to look for me in the school!” 李一笑眼睛一亮:“原来是道元班的学生啊,那正好,这份臭豆腐是不会可以送给我？哈哈哈,以后你在学校有事了就找我！” The Lu Shu corner of the eye has pulled out, this...... Is Heavenly Net of any ghost, must occupy damn including a stinky tofu small advantage...... 吕树眼角抽了一下,这到底……是个什么鬼的天罗啊,连一份臭豆腐的便宜都要占啊尼玛…… Result nearby Uncle Li was unable to continue watching: „I said you what's the matter, a Little Shu orphan goes to school while sets up a stall to gain the school expense, but must pull a younger sister, do you also feel all right white take stinky tofu?” 结果旁边的李叔看不下去了:“我说你这个人怎么回事,小树一个孤儿一边上学一边摆摊来赚学费,还得拉扯着一个妹妹,你还好意思白拿一份臭豆腐？” This time was one's turn Li Yixiao to be shocked, silent the half of the day has pulled out 100 dollars to give Lu Shu suddenly: „Does not do right by the little brother, this 100 are apologizes to you, blaming me not to know the situation, you later had the matter also to look for me in the school, this commitment also kept a promise.” 这次轮到李一笑愣住了,沉默了半天忽然掏出100块钱递给吕树:“对不住啊小兄弟,这100算是给你赔个不是,怪我不知道情况,你以后在学校有事了还可以找我,这句承诺还算数。” But the Lu Shu least bit has not declined the commitment of opposite party, but looks for 95 pocket money to give Li Yixiao 100 dollars: „The stinky tofu 5 dollars, unnecessary I do not want.” 而吕树半点都没有推辞对方的承诺,只是把100块钱找出来95零钱递给李一笑:“臭豆腐5块钱,多余的我不要。”
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