Danielturn headseesthis, his brainrevolution, the instantaneousstartledanger happened simultaneouslylookstoXu Cheng: „Did youintoxicatetous?”
丹尼尔回头就看到这一幕,他脑筋一转,瞬间惊怒交加的看向许诚:“你给我们下毒了?”Xu Chengis overjoyedall of a sudden: „Yourbrainholeis very big, had been hitby the mental illnessringer?”许诚一下子乐不可支:“你的脑洞挺大的,是不是被神经病枪手打过?”Danielalsothought that is unlikely, suddenly the complexionchanges, the bellysharp paingets up.
丹尼尔也觉得不太可能,忽然脸色一变,肚子绞痛起来。Hecannot attend towithXu Chengspeaks, both handscovers the bellyto turn aroundto leave, butotherguards, have snatchedbeforehim, overrunstowardnearbyrestroom.
他顾不上跟许诚说话,双手捂着肚子掉头离开,而其余侍卫,已经抢在他面前,朝附近的厕所冲过去。Onegroup of peopleare holding the belly, is bending the waist, running outcafeteriahurriedly.
一群人抱着肚子,弯着腰,急匆匆的冲出食堂。
The person who firstrushes to the restroom, discovered that the restroomgateis closing, lowers the headlooked,discoveredin the gateunexpectedlyis locked the thickchains.
第一个冲到厕所的人,发现厕所门关着,低头一看,发现门上竟然锁着粗大的锁链。"Ah!"“啊!”Heexudessadcall: „Whichbastardguarded a doorlocking?!”
他发出一声悲呼声:“哪个混蛋把门给锁上了?!”Otherguardshearthissayingto be startled, triesto tear the chains, butonegroup of peoplepress together, chaoticinsteadcausesnot to strive.
其余侍卫听到这话大吃一惊,纷纷冲上来,试图将锁链扯开,可一群人挤在一起,乱糟糟的反而使不出力。„Makes way!”
“都让开!”Drinksalong withonegreatly, Danielpushes the crowd, lifts a footto trampletoward the restroomgate.
伴随着一声大喝,丹尼尔挤开人群,抬起一脚朝厕所门踹过去。Bang!
砰!
The entiregatewas kickedbyhimshakes, dropsmanydust, the abovechainsis still reliable.
整个门被他踢得一震,落下不少尘埃,上面的锁链依旧牢固。Danielcomplexionchanges, becausealmostextremelymakes an effortto cause the livergateto fall into enemy hands, hastilydeep breathseveraltones, forcefullysuppresses.
丹尼尔脸色一变,差点因为太过用力而导致肝门失守,连忙深呼吸几口气,又硬生生的憋回去。
Others are also all enduring patientlystrongly, on the facejust likebrings a painfulmask.
其他人也全都在竭力忍耐着,脸上犹如带着一张痛苦面具。Restroomclosest to hereindormitory, howeverseveral hundredmetersdistance, moreoveronlythreetoilets, basicunablesimultaneouslyaccommodatesso manypeople.
离这里最近的厕所在宿舍中,但是好几百米的距离,而且仅有三个马桶,根本无法同时容纳这么多人。Xu Chengfrom the cafeteriawith, has looked atthiswith a smile.许诚已经从食堂中跟出来,笑吟吟看着这一幕。What a pityArchiedoes not have the cell phone, otherwisemore than tengrown menclamp the both legsto cover the picture of buttockswith the handtogether, is worthpatting the collection.
可惜亚契没有手机,否则十几个大男人一起夹紧双腿用手捂着屁股的画面,值得拍下来珍藏。„Archie!”
“亚契!”Danielnoticesseeing a playXu Cheng, clenches jaws saying: „Helpsus...... open the restroomgate!”
丹尼尔注意到正在看戏的许诚,咬牙切齿说道:“过来帮我们……把厕所门打开!”Cankick the strength of big treebyXu Cheng, kicks out of the way a doorabsolutelynot to have the issue.
以许诚能够一脚踢断大树的力量,踢开一扇门完全没问题。Reason thatclenches jaws, becauseactually notDanielis very angryat this time, because hehas soon endured patiently the limit.
之所以咬牙切齿,倒不是因为丹尼尔此时很愤怒,而是因为他已经快要忍耐到极限了。Xu Chengsmiles: „Sorry, damages the public property to lose money.”许诚笑了笑:“抱歉,损坏公共财产可是要赔钱的。”Danielclenches teeth saying: „I...... helpyoucompensate!”
丹尼尔咬牙道:“我……帮你赔!”Xu Chengshakes the head: „Butyoucalledmea moment agohonestly, Ido not dare.”许诚还是摇头:“可是你刚才叫我老实一点,我不敢。”Daniel: „......”
丹尼尔:“……”At this time, sidehad the guardto endure patiently the extremefinally, sent out a pitiful yell, was pūone.
这时,旁边终于有侍卫忍耐到极点,发出一声惨叫,然后就是噗的一声。This seems the signal, isconsecutivelyseveralpūpū pū the soundgets up, the odorfills the air.
这一声仿佛是信号,紧接着又是连续几声噗噗噗声响起,恶臭弥漫。Danielwas also about unable to hold, felt the time of lifemostcrisis.
丹尼尔也快憋不住了,感觉到了人生最危机的时刻。Heputs forthlooks around, thentakes the leadto charge into the spaciousgarden in not far away: „Comeswithme!”
他使出张望,然后率先冲向不远处的空旷庭院:“跟我来!”Following close on that the guardsare duty-bound not to turn backinhimbehind, likeonegroup of warriors who go to the battlefield, what a pityare covering the belly and buttockswith the hand, clamped the duck of both legsto run, destroyed the hot bloodedatmosphere.
侍卫们义无反顾的紧跟在他身后,就像一群奔赴战场的勇士们,可惜一个个用手捂着肚子和屁股,夹紧双腿的鸭子跑,破坏了热血的氛围。
After Danieljumps overpiles up with the snow the witheredflower garden, rapidlytakes off the pants, squatstoward the ground, on the faceshows the expression that feels relievedinstantaneously.
丹尼尔跳过堆满积雪的干枯花圃之后,迅速脱下裤子,往地上一蹲,脸上瞬间露出如释重负的表情。Otherguardsfollow the example, after plunging into the flower gardenin abundance, more than tenpeoplearrangeonerow.
其余侍卫有样学样,纷纷跳入花圃后,十几个人排成一排。
The nextsecond, the earth-shakingsoundthenappeared, more than tenpeoplespraytogether, thisscene is really magnificent.
下一秒,惊天动地的声响便出现了,十几个人一起喷射,这场面实在是壮观。
The manorfront door, a luxury cardrivesslowly, stopsbefore the mansionfront door.
庄园大门,一辆豪华轿车缓缓驶进来,在公馆大门前停下。Evelynsitson the back seat, has not gotten outimmediately, butsits in repose with eyes closed.尹芙琳坐在后座上,并没有马上下车,而是闭目养神。Drivesin the position, Edacts as the driver, the copilotisstewardWayne, two peopleknow the custom of Evelyn, thereforekeepsquiet, has not made noiseto disturbher.
驾驶位上,埃德充当司机,副驾驶是管家韦恩,两人都知道尹芙琳的习惯,因此都保持安静,没有出声打扰她。
After severalminutes, Evelynopens the eyessuddenly: „Youfelt,Lucienwill be willingto admit defeat?”
几分钟后,尹芙琳忽然睁开双眼:“你们觉得,卢西恩会心甘情愿认输吗?”Lucienis one of the head of the clancandidates, is the Evelyncompetitor, the both sidesbattlemanyyears, Evelynhas gotten the winning side, recentlywill gain the decisivevictory.
卢西恩是族长的候选人之一,也是尹芙琳的竞争者,双方争斗多年,尹芙琳一直占据上风,最近将取得决定性的胜利。Butshefully realized that Lucien'spersonality, fully realized that the opposite partyis not the person who easilyadmits defeat, perhapswill jump out of the fair competition the frame, doessomegloomymethods.
但她深知卢西恩的性格,深知对方不是一个轻易认输的人,说不定会跳出公平竞争的框架,搞一些阴暗手段。At presentthesetwopeople, guardteam leaderEd, Chief StewardWayne, is the person who Evelynmosttrusts, usuallywill also asktheiropinions.
眼前这两个人,侍卫队长埃德,大管家韦恩,都是尹芙琳最信任的人,平时也会询问他们的意见。Hears the Evelynissue, two peoplethink, Edrepliedbriefly and to the point: „Cannot.”
听见尹芙琳的问题,两人思索起来,埃德言简意赅的回答道:“不会。”Waynealsofrownssaid: „Shouldnot, buthehas lost, what can also make?”
韦恩也蹙眉道:“应该不会,但是他已经输定了,又能做什么呢?”Evelynalsoasked: „Ifhedoes useto violate the rule the method?”尹芙琳又问道:“如果他使用违反规则的手段呢?”
The competition between candidateshasoneset of unspoken ruleto guaranteefair and just, butwill not representeachcandidateto obeythisset of rule.
候选人之间的竞争是有一套潜规则来保证公平公正的,但不代表每个候选人都会遵守这一套规则。Waynethought deeply about a meeting, the sinkingsound said: „Iwill send the manpowerto stare attightLucien'severy action and every movement . Moreover the personnel who weplacehave also been close to the core of opposite partysuccessfully, haswhatnewsto meetfirstto pass on.”
韦恩思索了一会,沉声道:“我会派人手盯紧卢西恩的一举一动,而且我们安插的人员也已经成功接近对方的核心,有什么消息会第一时间传回来的。”Wayne is not only a steward, ran the Evelynintelligencehand/subordinate.
韦恩不仅仅是管家,也掌管了尹芙琳手下的情报工作。Evelynnods, Wayne for more than tenyearsconscientious, in the worknevermakes a mistake, attended to carry out the loving relationshiptohim, makingonefeel relieved.尹芙琳点了点头,韦恩十几年来兢兢业业,工作上从未出错,将事情交给他,令人放心。
The groupget out, preparesto return to the mansion, suddenlyhears the distant placeto transmit a pitiful yell.
一行人下了车,准备返回公馆内,忽然听到远处传来一声惨叫。Threepeople of complexionschange, thenlooks at each otherone, in the eyesurpriseduncertain.
三人脸色一变,然后对视一眼,眼中惊疑不定。IsLuciensends peopleto attack the manor?
难道是卢西恩派人来袭击庄园?Threepeoplehurry to the direction that the pitiful yellsoundtransmitsrapidly, quickfollows the pitiful yellsoundto arrive at the restroom near cafeteria, sees the Xu Chengbackfrom afar.
三人迅速向惨叫声传来的方向赶去,很快就顺着惨叫声来到食堂附近的厕所,远远就看到许诚的背影。
The Evelynpupillightconcentrates, but alsothinks that isXu Chengis causing trouble, butEdshouts: „Do youdohere?”尹芙琳眸光一凝,还以为是许诚在闹事,而埃德则是喊道:“你在这里干什么?”Xu Chengturns around, after seeing clearlyhisface, Waynestingyruthlessjumps.许诚转过身来,看清楚他的脸后,韦恩的心狠狠一跳。ButXu Chengactuallylikedoes not knowhim, withpointing atdirection that refers to the garden: „Hasn't done, butappreciateshumanto confuse the behaviorhere.”
但许诚却像根本不认识他一样,用手指了指庭院的方向:“没干什么,只是在这里欣赏人类迷惑行为而已。”Threepeople of simultaneouslyturn headto look,thendumbfounded.
三人齐齐扭头看去,然后呆住了。Sees onlymore than tenguardsheaded by Daniel, squats a rowbehind the flower garden, once for a whileresoundspūpū pū the sound.
只见以丹尼尔为首的十几个侍卫,在花圃后面蹲成一排,时不时响起噗噗噗的动静。Odorfloatsfollowing the air, does not needto guess that knowsherewhat happened.
一股恶臭顺着空气飘来,不用猜就知道这里发生了什么事情。Evelynis unemotional, is only the complexionis cold as ice and frost.尹芙琳面无表情,只是脸色冷若冰霜。Hereliteguards, organizeto defecateunderbig crowd of peopleunexpectedlyin broad daylighttogether.
她的精锐侍卫们,竟然大白天一起组团在大庭广众之下拉屎。Isherusualbroadmindedwithabundant generosity, makesthisgroup of fellowsrelease for flightrecklessly?
难道是她平时的宽宏大量和康慨,才让这群家伙肆意放飞自我吗?Ifsuchmatterpasses on, perhapsherreputationmustlikejumping the cliff, dropsbelow the sea horizoninstantaneously, but alsocompetes withwhathead of the clan, competes with the annualfunnycharacterto consider as finishedsimply.
这样的事情要是传出去,她的名声恐怕就要像跳崖一样,瞬间跌落到海平线以下,还竞争什么族长,干脆竞争年度搞笑人物算了。Edtwoeyesoneblack, the complexion is also blacklike the bottom of the pot.
埃德两眼一黑,脸色也是黑如锅底。
Outside is the restroomnot is very actually warm the toiletnot is very smooth, making your group of youngbratsrun up tocomes the light the buttocksto be disgraceful?
究竟是厕所不够温暖还是马桶不够光滑,让你们这群小兔崽子跑到外面来光着屁股丢人现眼?Thisgroup of guardsarehetrain, their whereisdefecatesin a public setting, defecatesonhisEdfaceobviously.
这群侍卫可是他调教出来的,他们这哪里是在公共场合拉屎,明明是在他埃德脸上拉屎。
After Eddeeplyinspires, exuded the roargeneralangryroaringfilial pietysound.
埃德深吸一口气之后,发出了狮子吼一般愤怒的咆孝声。
„ Daniel!
“丹尼尔!
! ”
!”Angrysound that hears the team leader, Danielconditioned reflexstands, shoutsone: „In!”
听到队长的愤怒声,丹尼尔条件反射般站起来,大喊一声:“在!”Butheremembers himselfnot to wear the pants, squattedinstantaneously.
但他想起自己还没有穿裤子,瞬间又蹲下去了。Sees the young lady, Chief Steward and guardteam leaderthreepeople, Danielshows the expression that sooncried, where the expressions of otherguardsalsoverytogo.
看到大小姐,大管家和侍卫队长三人都在,丹尼尔露出了快要哭出来的表情,其他侍卫的表情也好不到哪去。【Knew that tenyears of old bookfriendsgivepursuingbookapp that Irecommend, wild fruitreading! reallyeasy-to-use, before drivingandrest, depends onthisto read aloudlistens to storytellingto kill the time, herecandownloadwww.yeguoyuedu.com】
【认识十年的老书友给我推荐的追书app,野果阅读!真特么好用,开车、睡前都靠这个朗读听书打发时间,这里可以下载www.yeguoyuedu.com】Theirsprayinghad not ended, has not brought the paper.
他们的喷射还没有结束,也没有带纸。EvelynlookstoXu Cheng, whyonly thenheis all right, does thisfarcehave the relationswithhim?尹芙琳看向许诚,为什么只有他没事,这场闹剧是否与他有关系?„Hahaha!”
“哈哈哈哈!”Cheerfulsuch aseuphoniouslaughter, suddenlyfrom far to near.
一阵欢快如银铃般的笑声,忽然从远至近。Peoplesimultaneouslyturns headto look,sawDianaboth handsraises the skirtswayed, on the facehas the impatientsmileto run.
众人齐齐扭头看去,看到黛娜双手提着裙摆,脸上带着迫不及待的笑容奔跑过来。Inher the surface, the youngmaidis also following close onbehind, in the handalsotakes a camera.
在她身后面,小女仆也紧跟着,手里还拿着一个相机。„Whereis at? Under Archie Grant, makingmeilluminateyou......”
“在哪呢?亚契.格兰特,让我来照下你的……”
The Dianasoundstops suddenly, the movement of runningalsostops in same place, becauseshesawcomplexionice-coldEvelyn.黛娜的声音戛然而止,奔跑的动作也停在原地,因为她看到了脸色冰冷的尹芙琳。Why can the elder sisterhere?
为什么姐姐会在这里?Dianawas ignorant, shelistened to the maid saying that Xu Chengdrank the hot drinks, brought the camerato catch upspecially, topat the opposite partyincarnationspeciallytospray the appearance of soldier.黛娜懵了,她听女仆说许诚喝下了热饮,才专门带着相机赶过来的,就是为了特意拍下对方化身为喷射战士的模样。„Young lady, givesyou!”
“小姐,给你!”
The youngmaidhad not discovered that the frontperson, seesDianato stop, immediatelyhands over the camera.
身后的小女仆没有发现前面的人,见到黛娜停下,立刻将相机递过来。pā!啪!Dianaonepats the camera, thenrevealsoneto fill the innocentsmiletowardEvelyn: „Elder sister, are not related withme.”黛娜一把拍掉相机,然后朝尹芙琳露出一个充满无辜的笑脸:“姐,跟我没关系。”
The Evelynturning aroundround tripwalks, simultaneouslythrows downa few words: „Comeswithme!”尹芙琳转身往回走,同时丢下一句话:“跟我来!”Dianais stiff the complexion, thennoticesXu Chengto smileto look here, immediatelyis burning with anger: „Does your fellow, whatsmileto smile?!”黛娜僵硬着脸色,然后注意到许诚正在笑眯眯看着这边,顿时怒火中烧:“你这个家伙,笑什么笑?!”„Hahaha!”
“哈哈哈!”Xu Chengsmiledimmediatelyloudly.许诚顿时笑得更大声了。„You......”
“你……”
The Dianaair/Qi, mustthrowwithhistheory, butbehindtransmittedEvelynto have a angersound: „Are youalsostaringdoing?”黛娜气得不行,就要扑上去跟他理论,可是后面传来了尹芙琳带着一丝怒意的声音:“你还愣着干什么?”
The Dianawhole bodytrembles, can only turn aroundto followslowly, just likeoneto be sent under custody the criminal in execution grounds.黛娜浑身一颤,只能缓缓转身跟上,犹如一个被押送刑场的犯人。Daniellooks atthisin the distant place, looksdesperately, hehas not thought,evenMissDianacame, but alsosaw that hesoloses face.
丹尼尔在远处看着这一幕,面露绝望,他没有想到,连黛娜小姐都来了,还看到他如此丢脸的一幕。Howeverhow longhisdespairhas not continued, becauseEdhas flushed, andfolds the nextarmthickbranch, is away from the flower gardento keep the fellow who brushesthiscrowdto gather in great numbersto defecate.
不过他的绝望没有持续多久,因为埃德已经冲过来,并且折下一根手臂粗的树枝,隔着花圃不停抽打这群聚众拉屎的家伙。AlsoWaynealsofollowingyoung ladyleft, before leaving, deeplylooked atXu Chengone.
韦恩也跟着大小姐离开,离开前还深深看了许诚一眼。HoweverXu Chengis busyeating the melonto see a play, has not noticedto haveexistence of suchperson.
但是许诚忙着吃瓜看戏,根本就没有注意到有这么一个人的存在。
After Evelyn the Dianabelt/bringreturns toownbedroom, locks the door, stares atherto ask: „What's the matter?!”尹芙琳将黛娜带回到自己的卧室之后,就锁上房门,盯着她问道:“怎么回事?!”Dianaknows that cannot conceal the truth, confession that can only make excuses, toteachXu Cheng, but the hot drinks that will feed in raw materialgive tohimto drink.黛娜知道瞒不住,只能支支吾吾的交代,为了教训许诚,而将加料的热饮送给他喝。Whyhoweverdoes not know, moveinsteadisguards.
但是不知道为什么,中招的反而是侍卫们。Hearingis not the guardsreleases for flight, in the Evelynheartrelaxesslightly, but the Dianaapproachalsomadeherhave a headache.
听到不是侍卫们放飞自我,尹芙琳心中略微松一口气,但黛娜的做法也令她十分头疼。„Youwere usually mischievouseven, nowalsodaresto intoxicateunexpectedly?”
“你平时调皮就算了,现在竟然还敢下毒?”„It is not the poison.”
“不是毒。”Dianaarguedlow voice: „Is the laxative.”黛娜小声争辩了一句:“是泻药。”„No matter the poisonlaxative, the mistake that cannot changeyouto run amuck.”
“不管是毒还是泻药,都改不了你胡作非为的错误。”If by some chanceLucienreallysends peopleto sneak attack the manor, but the guardsgot down the laxativebyDiana, whodefends?
万一卢西恩真的派人偷袭庄园,而侍卫们都被黛娜下了泻药,那谁来防守?Evelynpulls out a tall and slenderboardfrom the sofa: „Falls face down.”尹芙琳从沙发下掏出一根细长板子:“趴下。”
The Dianafacewas white, both handsis covering the buttocks: „Elder sister, Imade a mistake, cannot usethis?”黛娜脸都白了,双手捂着屁股:“姐,我错了,能不能别用这个?”Herbuttockswere punchedbyXu Chenga while ago, justlessened the swollen areashortly.
她的屁股前段时间才被许诚揍一顿,刚刚消肿没多久。Evelyncoldsound said: „Isend backyou, makingyour fathereducate, yourselfchooseone.”尹芙琳冷声道:“那我就把你送回去,让你父亲来教育,你自己选一个。”Dianaputs on a long face, oneselflieto the sofacomes up, thenturns upwards the buttocks.黛娜哭丧着脸,自己趴到沙发上去,然后翘起屁股。Evelynholds up the board, makes an effortto pull outtowardherbuttockson.尹芙琳举起板子,往她屁股上用力一抽。"Ah!"“啊!”Dianasends out a painto shout, towantsto crysuffering.黛娜发出一声痛呼,委屈到想落泪。
To retaliateXu Chengobviously, whyownbuttocksare taking a beatingin the end.
明明是想报复许诚的,为什么到头来还是自己的屁股在挨揍。
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