SISWMR :: Volume #4

#336: Electric eel attack!


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Late at night, Harris house! 深夜,哈里斯住宅! Go away, get lost! “滚,滚出去! In Harris's room resounds the angry howling, the door opens suddenly, on a face leads the maid who close to is in charge to escape hurriedly. 哈里斯的房间内响起愤怒的吼叫声,房门忽然打开,一个脸上带着巴掌印的女仆急匆匆逃出来。 The next quarter, thinks of food the bowl plate to be lost, falls on the ground, the viscous oatmeal sprinkles place. 下一刻,装着食物的碗盘都被丢出来,摔在地上,粘稠的燕麦粥洒满一地。 Stands look at each other in blank dismay in the surrounding servants, actually no one dares to go in again, this is the maid who fifth was caught up with. 站在周围的仆人们面面相觑,却没有人敢再进去,这已经是第五个被赶出来的女仆了。 After Upper House makes the famous scene of going down in history, Harris was being put up by the bodyguards, flees Upper House, ran back in the home. 在元老院制造出名垂青史的名场面后,哈里斯就被保镖们架着,一路逃离元老院,跑回了家中。 The family doctors have inspected quickly, the conclusion that draws is some infectious stomach disease, prescribes a medicine goes back. 家庭医生很快就来检查过,不过得出的结论是某种感染性的肠胃疾病,开了药就回去了。 Harris finished eating the medicine to hide in the bedroom is not willing to see the person, is not willing to come out to eat meal by the dinner time. 哈里斯吃完药就躲在卧室内不肯见人,到了晚饭时间也不肯出来吃饭。 The maids deliver the food, originally wants to make to order the oatmeal of digestion to work as the dinner to him, finally saw after the oatmeal, Harris actually remembers today's famous scene, but also thinks that the servants are taunting themselves, immediately is enraged. 女仆们将饭送进去,本来是想弄点好消化的燕麦粥给他当晚餐,结果看到燕麦粥后哈里斯却想起自己今天的名场面,还以为仆人们是在嘲讽自己,立刻被激怒了。 What's the matter?” “怎么回事?” Hannah who just came back saw this, immediately knits the brows to inquire. 刚刚回来的汉娜见到这一幕,立刻皱眉询问起来。 She is Harris's mother, forty -year-old age, but maintains very well, the semblance seems like only has over 30 years old. 她是哈里斯的母亲,四十几岁的年龄,但保养得很好,外表看起来仅有三十多岁。 The stewards are cautious the matter that will have to tell immediately to Hannah. 管家马上小心翼翼将发生的事情都告诉给汉娜。 Hannah's complexion immediately changes, although Harris's famous scene has spread over Upper House, but Hannah is the high-ranking, but also really no one dares to run up to front of her to say your son's to her anywhere feces and urine/size then under big crowd of people. 汉娜的脸色顿时一变,虽然哈里斯的名场面已经传遍元老院,但是汉娜身居高位,还真没有人敢跑到她面前跟她说你儿子在大庭广众之下随地大小便。 She is worried immediately her reputation comes, to present this scandal, their family/home will certainly become the laughingstock of Upper House. 她立刻担心起自家的名声来,出现这种丑闻,他们家一定会成为元老院的笑柄。 But can this blame Harris? 可是这能怪哈里斯吗? He is only unhealthy, the back door is quite possibly loose, cannot hold. 他只是身体不好,可能后门比较松,憋不住而已。 The back door is quite loose this thought that immediately makes Hannah have a scare, damn, should her son not go through the motions frequently? 后门比较松这个念头,立刻让汉娜吓一跳,该死的,她儿子该不会经常被人走后门吧? Was worried Hannah who son physical condition, walks into the bedroom immediately quickly, actually saw that Harris kneels to lie on the bed, the buttocks turn upwards high. 担心儿子身体状况的汉娜,马上快步走入卧室内,却看到哈里斯跪趴在床上,屁股高高翘起。 She said surprised: „Do you want to do?” 她吃惊道:“你这是要干什么?” Why can be this posture? 为什么会是这个姿势? Really went through the motions frequently, therefore was used to it? 难道真的经常被人走后门,所以才习惯了? Facing mother, Harris does not dare to get angry carelessly, can only shout: My fart meralgia, belly also good pain.” 面对母亲,哈里斯也不敢胡乱发火,只能嚷嚷起来:“我屁股痛,肚子也好痛。” Hannah loves dearly the angry quirk: You are enduring, mother called the doctor to you immediately.” 汉娜心疼又恼火道:“那你忍着点,妈妈马上给你叫医生。” Outside the bedroom, Xu Cheng is squatting under the window, is listening to inside mother and child's dialogues. 卧室外,许诚正蹲在窗户下,听着里面母子的对话。 After Akimiya Tsuki reaching an agreement method, he leaves Upper House at the same night, the family/home that quietly sneaks Harris, the result happen to bumps into him to act unruly at home. 秋宫月商量好方法之后,他就连夜离开元老院,悄悄潜入哈里斯的家,结果正好碰上他在家里撒野。 In fact, Xu Cheng in the electricity Harris's stomach, that Chaos Energy had vanished at that time does not see. 事实上,许诚只是在当时电了哈里斯的肠胃而已,那点混沌能量早就消失不见。 Harris non-stop shouting now the buttocks hurt with the belly hurt, thinks others' shift attention probably. 哈里斯现在不停喊着屁股疼和肚子疼,大概是想别人的转移注意力。 After the child makes mistakes, made a false report oneself got sick, seeks the sympathy of parents. 就像孩子犯错后,就谎称自己病了,来博取父母的同情。 However some Elder Brother Cheng here, will certainly satisfy Harris's small wish. 不过有诚哥哥在这里,当然会满足哈里斯的小小心愿。 He aims at the window to open the hand, makes the dust shape in the palm slight Chaos Energy, then blows gently. 他对准窗户张开手,在手掌心制造出尘埃状的细微混沌能量,然后轻轻一吹。 Slight Chaos Energy flies into to the room in immediately, Hannah and Harris had not discovered, Chaos Energy inspiration mouth nasal cavity. 细微的混沌能量立刻飞入到房内,汉娜和哈里斯都没有发现,将混沌能量吸入口腔鼻腔中。 Shortly , the doctor was invited. 没多久,医生就被邀请过来。 It is not the family doctor, but gives the big doctor who Upper House sees a doctor specially, only then lives in top Hannah to be able the opposite party to invite. 不是家庭医生,而是专门给元老院看病的大医生,也只有身居高位的汉娜才能将对方邀请过来。 After listening the condition described, the doctor is a little discontented, this slight illness actually also wanted the big evening to run personally. 听完病情描述后,医生心里有点不满,这种小病竟然还要自己大晚上亲自跑一趟。 Naturally he will not display discontentedly, very much but fulfills duty puts out the disposable glove, said: Ms. Hannah, I must inspect the anus to Harris, but also please avoid.” 当然他不会将不满表现出来,而是很尽职的拿出一次性手套,同时说道:“汉娜女士,我要给哈里斯检查一下肛门,还请你回避一下。” Does not use, my own son, has no need to avoid.” “不用了,我自己的儿子,用不着回避。” Is Hannah also wants to look at Harris's buttocks with own eyes perfect, had not been developed. 汉娜还想亲眼看一看哈里斯的屁股是不是完好无损,没有被开发过。 She can accept the son to dally with the woman, can accept the son to play the man, cannot accept the son to be played by the man only. 她可以接受儿子玩女人,也可以接受儿子玩男人,唯独不能接受儿子被男人玩。 Saw that Hannah is not willing to leave, the doctor has not demanded, is only in the heart strange, the sons were an adult, actually did not know the taboo. 见到汉娜不肯离开,医生也就没有强求,只是心中古怪,儿子都是成年人了,竟然一点也不知道避讳。 However looks at the maintenance good just like Hannah of over 30 -year-old young married women, with tall and sturdy Harris, knows that many rich and powerful family secrets the medicines entertain feelings jump immediately. 不过看着保养良好宛如三十多岁少妇的汉娜,和人高马大的哈里斯,知道诸多豪门隐秘的医生心中顿时一跳。 Really exciting...... flatter not, is really the no sense of shame. 真刺激啊……阿不,真是寡廉鲜耻啊。 Doctor sighs with emotion, while takes off Harris's pants, then inspects with the finger. 医生一边感慨,一边脱下哈里斯的裤子,然后用手指检查起来。 Hannah suppresses the feeling of difference to look at one, has not seen what unusuality. 汉娜强忍着异样的感觉看一眼,没有看出什么异常。 That but at this moment, the doctor exudes suddenly, pulls out courageous the hand, looked at own finger, looked at Harris's buttocks, surprised uncertain. 可就在这时,医生陡然发出啊的一声,勐地把手抽出来,看了看自己的手指,又看了看哈里斯的屁股,惊疑不定。 Hannah quickly asked: What's wrong, Doctor.” 汉娜急忙问道:“怎么了,医生。” Doctor damn expression: Your son's buttocks are nipping my finger.” 医生一副见鬼的表情:“你儿子的屁股在咬我的手指。” Hannah: „......” 汉娜:“……” After staring one next, she startled gets angry: What are you talking nonsense?” 愣了一下后,她惊怒道:“你在胡说什么?” „It is not...... I do not know how should describe......” “不是……我不知道该怎么形容……” The doctor is sweating profusely, his finger extends the inspection time, suddenly a pain, felt like bit ruthlessly, felt like by the electricity. 医生满头大汗,他的手指伸进去检查的时候,忽然一痛,感觉像是被狠狠咬了一下,又感觉像是被电了一下。 From medical so many years, he has not bumped into this situation. 从医这么多年,他还从来没有碰到过这种情况。 Ms. Hannah, should your son not in buttocks an electric eel?” “汉娜女士,你儿子该不会在屁股里塞了一条电鳗吧?” Nonsense, how possibly!” “胡说,怎么可能!” Hannah somewhat is unavoidably afraid, at son's absurd degree, but also really did not say certainly. 汉娜难免有些心虚起来,以儿子的荒唐程度,还真说不准。 Doctor, your bastard!” “医生,你这个混蛋!” Harris lies on the bed screams: You dare to talk nonsense I not to end with you again.” 哈里斯趴在床上大声嚷嚷起来:“你再敢胡说我就跟你没完。” Hid almost soon laughs out loud in Xu Cheng of out of the window, if for the tonight's plan, he really does not want to continue to look how the doctor will solve the electric eel in buttocks. 躲在窗外的许诚几乎快要笑岔气了,如果不是为了今晚的计划,他还真想继续看下去,医生会怎么解决屁股中的电鳗。 He lifted the hand to hit a sound to refer, hides starts to discharge in Chaos Energy of Harris within the body. 他抬起手打了个响指,藏在哈里斯体内的混沌能量开始放电。 Aaaah! “啊啊啊啊! Lies down sends out a series of pitiful yells when Harriston on bed, whole person pain twitches. 躺在床上的哈里斯顿时发出一连串的惨叫,整个人痛苦的抽搐起来。 Hannah beautiful face changing colors: Harris!” 汉娜花容失色:“哈里斯!” The doctor is the experience is worthily rich, immediately rushes to try to control Harris, finally cannot do to has three Breathing Technique Harris. 医生不愧是经验丰富,立刻冲上去试图控制哈里斯,结果奈何不了拥有三层呼吸法的哈里斯。 He can only call outward loudly: Comes the person to help Ah! quickly 他只能向外高声呼叫:“快来人帮忙啊! Defends to/clashes in abundance in servants, help helter-skelter controls Harris. 守在门外的仆人们纷纷冲进来,七手八脚的帮忙控制哈里斯。 Harris the consciousness was been soon unclear by the Chaos Energy electricity in within the body, is absent-minded to feel that oneself hands and feet four limbs held down, but also some people held his egg, makes an effort to turn pulls. 哈里斯被体内的混沌能量电得快要意识不清,恍忽间感觉到自己的手脚四肢被按住,还有人抓住了他的鸡蛋,用力一扭一扯。 He sends out a pitiful yell, but no one had cared that his pitiful yell was what meaning. 他发出一声惨叫,但是已经没有人关心他的惨叫是什么意思了。 Quickly! Delivers to the hospital quickly!” “快!快送到医院去!” The doctor is greeting the servants, Harris who the mouth spits the foam will have wrapped with the quilt, lifts is going out. 医生招呼着仆人们,用被子将已经口吐白沫的哈里斯包裹起来,抬着往外跑。 The Hannah good and evil is also the executive of Upper House, not panic, being at a loss, she is red the eyes, pulls out the telephone to hit with the hand of shivering to the husband. 汉娜好歹也是元老院的高管,并没有惊慌失措,六神无主,她红着双眼,用颤抖的手掏出电话打给丈夫。 You come back quickly, your son draws place in Upper House today, the people of entire Upper House saw.” “你快回来,你的儿子今天在元老院拉了一地,整个元老院的人都看到了。” He also toward the buttocks electric eel, bit the finger of doctor.” “他还往屁股里塞电鳗,咬了医生的手指。” Now the person quickly are not good, deliver to the hospital to go, you come back quickly.” “现在人都快不行,送到医院去了,你快回来。” Miles who in the research institute, is the deputy, listening to the telephone latter face to compel ignorant. 研究所中,担任副所长的迈尔斯,听完电话后一脸懵逼。 He two months has not gone home, was the son how insane? 他才两个月没有回家,儿子怎么就疯了? Anywhere isn't the feces and urine/size then, toward the buttocks electric eel, this matter that the lunatic can do? 随地大小便,往屁股里塞电鳗,这难道不是疯子才会干的事情? Has a mind to ask several, but the telephone conversation had been hung up, Miles has to set out to wear the coat, then goes out of the office quickly. 有心多问几句,但通话已经被挂断了,迈尔斯只好起身穿上外套,然后快步走出办公室。 Manager!” “所长!” Takes the document the researcher who is just about to knock on a door to block him hastily: Experimental result was about to come out.” 一个拿着文件正要敲门的研究员连忙拦住他:“实验结果快出来了。” You first process, I have the urgent matter to go back.” “你们自己先处理,我有急事要回去一趟。” After the hand opens out the researcher, Miles hurriedly outward catches up. 用手拨开研究员后,迈尔斯急匆匆往外赶。 After a half hour, he rushed to the subordinate hospital of Upper House finally, before coming to the first-aid room . 半个小时后,他终于赶到了元老院的下属医院,来到急救室前。 Hannah haggard sitting on the chair, dozens servants pushes one group in the corridor, blocked the family members of other patients. 汉娜神情憔悴的坐在椅子上,几十个仆人在走廊里挤成一团,把其他病人的家属都挡住了。 Miles sees is not strange to this, making the servants disperse, keeps an open area, then sits side the wife, asked about son's details. 迈尔斯对这一幕见惯不怪,让仆人们都散开,留出一块空地,然后坐在妻子身边,询问起儿子的详情。 The corridor distant place, Xu Cheng is away from the crowd, is taking a look at Miles by far. 走廊的远处,许诚隔着人群,远远打量着迈尔斯。 Today Akimiya Tsuki has found time to investigate this deputy, to his character and manner has the assurance of certain extent, disguises as is not difficult shortly. 今天秋宫月已经抽空调查过这位副所长,对他的性格和行为举止都有一定程度的把握,短暂假扮起来并不困难。 Before first-aid room, Miles listened to narration of wife, the expression simply like eating lump of feces . Moreover the son drew. 急救室前,迈尔斯听完妻子的讲述,表情简直就像吃了一坨大便,而且还是儿子拉出来的。 Thinks that the son was insane, fortunately not insane, matter that but he handles, might as well was insane, at least can dodge outward. 原以为儿子疯了,还好并没有疯,可他做出来的事情,还不如疯了呢,至少可以对外搪塞一下。 Miles has been able to imagine, what rumor several days later Mt. Radiance will spread- gay Harris liked causing the feces and urine/size then incontinence, the electric eel unable to take toward the buttocks stopper electric eel also to nip doctor one to the night escort to the emergency medical treatment rescue. 迈尔斯已经可以想象到,过几天光明山会流传出什么样的谣言-同性恋哈里斯喜欢往屁股塞电鳗导致大小便失禁,电鳗取不出来还咬了医生一口不得不深夜送往急诊抢救。 At this moment, the couple had a regret to have such a son's thought. 这一刻,夫妻俩都有一种后悔生了这么一个儿子的念头。 Quick, rescued to finish, Harris who the dusk could not awake was pushed. 很快,抢救结束,昏睡不醒的哈里斯被推出来。 The doctor told the couple, Harris possibly contracts some infectious acute stomach disease, moreover a little neurotrosis, met the feces and urine/size then incontinence, needed the hospitalized observation some time. 医生告诉夫妻俩,哈里斯可能是患有某种感染性的急性肠胃疾病,而且还有点神经损伤,才会大小便失禁,需要住院观察一段时间。 Miles feels odd, although oneself son has neither learning nor skill, but at least has three Breathing Technique, the body never falls ill vigorously and healthily, how to have this acute disease suddenly? 迈尔斯感到奇怪,自己儿子虽然不学无术,但至少拥有三层呼吸法,身体健壮从未生病,怎么突然就染上了这种急病? However physician-in-charge of participation first aid is the authority in hospital, frequently sees the senior statesmen, Miles does not dare to question the expertise of opposite party. 不过参与急救的主治医生是医院的权威,经常给元老们看病的,迈尔斯也不敢质疑对方的专业技术。 When the doctor leaves, Miles urges the steward immediately, immediately investigates Harris to contact anyone today. 等医生离开,迈尔斯立刻叮嘱管家,马上去调查哈里斯今天接触过什么人。 At this moment, Miles felt suddenly his lower part hemp, the prostate gland was given the electricity by anything probably, intense sensation to urinate raids. 就在这时,迈尔斯忽然感觉到自己下体一麻,前列腺好像被什么给电了一下,一股强烈的尿意袭来。 Hannah is just about the following son to go to the hospital ward, saw that the husband turns around to walk, cannot bear ask: „Do you want to go?” 汉娜正要跟着儿子去前往病房,看到丈夫转身要走,忍不住问:“你要去哪?” I go to the restroom, one will come.” “我去一下厕所,一会就来。” Miles arrives at the restroom hurriedly, before arriving at the urinal, after untying the strength, release weapon, deep relaxing. 迈尔斯急匆匆来到厕所,来到小便池前,解开力量后,释放武器,深深的松了口气。 Without he leaves ends, side suddenly are who many friend then a person also went to bathroom. 没等他一口气出完,旁边忽然多了一个人同样来上厕所的便友。 Xu Cheng turned head to look at one, then laughed at one. 许诚扭头看了一眼,然后嗤笑一声。 Miles who hears the laughter, the subconsciousness turned head to look at one, then extremely surprised opening mouth. 听到笑声的迈尔斯,下意识扭头看了一眼,然后极为吃惊的张大了嘴巴。 The corners of the mouth of Xu Cheng show the smile of disdaining, but also demonstration shook shook. 许诚的嘴角露出不屑的笑容,还示威似的抖了一抖。 In he thinks Miles because of feeling inferior when anger, actually hears him to swallow the saliva: Young fellow juice, the well-paid job, are you willing to pay the small price to obtain it?” 就在他以为迈尔斯会因为自卑而愤怒时,却听到他咽了咽口水:“小伙汁,有一份高薪工作,你愿不愿意付出一点小小的代价而得到它?” Xu Cheng: „......” 许诚:“……”
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