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#53: Lose weight!

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Takes as an elective behind classroom building lawn looks by no means to be exuberant, because of here sunlight by the front classroom building blocking, was been very difficult to moisten these grass. 选修教学楼后面的草坪长得并不旺盛,因为这里的阳光被前方教学楼遮挡,很难滋润到这一株株小草。 At this time is in the afternoon, elective course basically had finished, therefore here appears especially peaceful. 此时已经是下午,选修课基本都已经结束了,所以这里就显得格外安静。 Behind Lan Jue both hands, straight three wrap/sets suit does not have any folds, side not far away, but also is putting his antique two rounds bicycles. 蓝绝双手背后,一身笔挺的三件套西装没有任何褶皱,旁边不远处,还放着他的古董两轮自行车。 His complexion is very tranquil, looks like sculpture general, stands there. 他的脸色很平静,就像是一尊雕塑一般,站在那里。 Suddenly, his corners of the mouth twitched, on face a reveals strange smiling face. 突然间,他嘴角牵动了一下,脸上流露出一丝古怪笑容。 „! teacher, you here, I come!” Running over that Tang Xiao pants, an excitement of face. “啊！老师,您在这儿呢,我来啦！”唐笑气喘吁吁的跑过来,一脸的兴奋。 Lan Jue has turned round slowly, what sees is big fatty, heavily panting fires into itself. Mecha battle suit in tight, Lan Jue that on him stretches suspected very much, this build, general Mecha cockpit going in whether fills. 蓝绝缓缓回过身,看到的是一个大胖子,正气喘吁吁的冲向自己。一身机甲作战服在他身上绷的紧紧的,蓝绝很怀疑,他这种体型,一般的机甲驾驶舱是否塞的进去。 The Tang Xiao height about one meter eight, the waist as if could not miss to be too many, ran, the whole body fat trembled. short hair, the small eye, the meat on face piles up, rouses the drum, seems moe actually very much. As for look......, After person fat to certain extent, as if looks is similar. 唐笑身高大约一米八,腰围似乎也差不了太多,一跑起来,全身肥肉都跟着震颤。短发,小眼睛,脸上的肉堆积起来,鼓鼓的,看上去倒是很萌。至于相貌……,人胖到一定程度后,似乎都长得差不多。 „Introduced oneself.” Lan Jue desolate saying. “自我介绍。”蓝绝冷淡的说道。 „Oh, good, you said.” A Tang Xiao respectful appearance, looks at Lan Jue. “哦,好,您说。”唐笑一副恭敬的样子,看着蓝绝。 Three heavy lines fall from the Lan Jue forehead instantaneously, „I am make you introduce oneself!” 三道黑线瞬间从蓝绝额头上滑落,“我是让你自我介绍！” „Uh!” On the Tang Xiao face the fat shivered, hurries saying: „Misunderstanding, teacher, this is the misunderstanding. I called Tang Xiao, Mecha Combat Department National Scholar Class third grade academy, King Rank second-class Mecha Pilot. Reported to you!” “呃！”唐笑脸上肥肉颤抖了一下,赶忙道:“误会,老师,这是误会。我叫唐笑,机甲战斗系国士班三年级学院,王级乙等机甲师。向您报道！” „Tang Xiao?” In the Lan Jue mouth is duplicating his name, gradually arrives in front of him. „Your body weight how many?” “唐笑？”蓝绝口中重复着他的名字,缓步走到他面前。“你体重多少？” „This......, 468 jin (0.5 kg).” Tang Xiao said proudly. “这个……,468斤。”唐笑傲然道。 „Several levels of genetic talent?” Lan Jue asked again. “几级基因天赋？”蓝绝再次问道。 „Sixth Level . teacher, my ability may be fierce, but, you , to know that is any words, you must show the teacher certificate me first.” Tang Xiao smiles, a small eye is shining. “六级。老师,我的异能可厉害了,不过,您如果想知道是什么的话,那您要先给我看看教师证明。”唐笑嘿嘿一笑,一双小眼睛精光四射。 „Good.” Lan Jue actually complies is very happy, has handed over the own appointment letter. “好。”蓝绝却答应的很痛快,将自己的聘书递了过去。 „Lifestyle Class? Associate Professor?” Tang Xiao reads the appointment letter, dumbfounded looks again to Lan Jue, „teacher, you are comedy? What does Lifestyle Class teach?” “生活品位课？副教授？”唐笑看完聘书,目瞪口呆的再看向蓝绝,“老师,您是来搞笑的嘛？生活品位课教啥？” Lan Jue smilingly said: „Teaches some life general knowledge that's all. Your is ability?” 蓝绝笑眯眯的道:“教一些生活常识而已。你的异能是？” Tang Xiao said: „metallization, my body can turn into the hard incomparable metal under the ability function. Fierce!” 唐笑道:“金属化,我的身体能够在异能作用下变成坚硬无比的金属。厉害吧！” Lan Jue sudden facial expression one stiff, „you long are so fat, will not be because after metallization, body weight proportionate suddenly/violently to increase in original foundation?” 蓝绝突然面部表情一僵,“你长这么胖,不会就是因为金属化之后,体重会在原有基础上按比例暴增吧？” Tang Xiao eye one bright, „teacher, you meet Extreme Tremor Great Expert really worthily! One looked. I am this goal. This is a Eighth Level genetic talent powerhouse teaches me.” 唐笑眼睛一亮,“老师,您真不愧是会极震的大高手啊！一下就看出来了。我就是这目的的。这可是一位八级基因天赋的强者教我的。” The Lan Jue corners of the mouth twitched, „teaches you this talented person is the comedy. You have thought does not have, after your metallization, the body weight promotes ten times, then, your action? You are when shield? Let alone, metallization ability, if evolves continually, after Eighth Level genetic talent, will be the titanium alloy degree, is the titanium alloy weight much light? Wants the body weight not to be useful?” 蓝绝嘴角抽搐了一下,“教你这个人才是搞笑的。你想过没有,当你金属化之后,体重提升十倍,那么,你的行动力呢？你是当盾牌的吗？更何况,金属化异能如果持续进化,到八级基因天赋后,会达到钛合金的程度,钛合金的重量才多轻？要体重有个屁用？” Tang Xiao one dull, muttered: „My this can ability also evolve Eighth Level ?” 唐笑一呆,喃喃地道:“我这异能还能进化到八级？” Lan Jue has patted the forehead, „before you, your family certainly isn't Esper Family?” 蓝绝拍了拍额头,“在你之前,你们家一定不是一个异能者家族吧？” Tang Xiao honest nod, „right, our family/home is politics.” 唐笑老老实实的点了点头,“对呀,我们家是从政的。” Lan Jue said: „That no wonder. Good, these do not say first. We discussed the matter first.” 蓝绝道:“那就难怪了。好了,这些先不说了。我们先谈谈正事儿吧。” „What matter?” Tang Xiao is hearing vigorously, looks at the meaning of this Teacher Lan, own genetic talent as if can also promote, he first time heard, excited is exerting, Lan Jue does not say. “啥正事儿？”唐笑正听得起劲,看这位蓝老师的意思,自己的基因天赋似乎还能提升,他还是第一次听说,正兴奋着呢,蓝绝却不说了。 Lan Jue sincere say/way: „Don't you want to study Extreme Tremor?” 蓝绝正色道:“你不是想学极震吗？” „Right!” Tang Xiao jumps for joy was saying. “对啊！”唐笑雀跃着说道。 Lan Jue said: „This does not have the issue, I have confidence, after a period of time special training, making you have the Extreme Tremor ability. However, your body was really extremely obese, affected the coordination and judgment ability of display and body of your hand speed. Has died of suffocation your future genetic talent evolution. Therefore, the first matter that you must do now, loses weight, in does not affect in own genetic talent situation to lose weight. Enhancement coordination ability, secondary excitation genetic talent.” 蓝绝道:“这没问题,我有把握,在一段时间的特训后,让你具备极震的能力。不过,你的身体实在是太过肥胖了,以至于影响了你手速的发挥和身体的协调与判断能力。更堵死了你未来的基因天赋进化。所以,你现在要做的第一件事,就是减肥,在不影响自身基因天赋的情况下减肥。增强协调能力,二次激发基因天赋。” „Is good and good, what to do did you say me should?” more listened to Lan Jue saying that in the small eye of Tang Xiao, the ray was powerful. “好、好,那您说我该怎么办？”越听蓝绝说着,唐笑的小眼睛中,光芒就越是强盛。 „Your present body weight far above-norm, the fat stack is excessive. But fat itself, is part of body energy. Cannot lose weight directly, such will let your skin relaxation, affects the metallization effect. Therefore, this needs while separating your body fat, the energy will withdraw, and makes the muscle and skin contraction and maintain the activeness. And strengthens the body surface sensitivity. After the adjustment of a period of time, when your recovers normally, can start to study Extreme Tremor.” “你现在的体重远超标准,脂肪堆积过量。但脂肪本身,也是身体能量的一部分。不能直接减肥,那样会让你的皮肤松弛,影响金属化效果。所以,这就需要在分离你身体脂肪的同时,将其中能量提取出来,并且让肌肉、皮肤收缩且保持活性。并且增强身体表面的敏感度。经过一段时间的调整后,当你身体恢复正常的时候,就可以开始学习极震了。” Tang Xiao looks to keep a serious look Lan Jue, hurries saying: „teacher, you said that what to do I should.” 唐笑看着表情严肃的蓝绝,赶忙道:“老师,您说,我该怎么办吧。” Lan Jue has hesitated, said: „I have the means to shorten this process actually, is only, somewhat will be painful. Can you withstand?” 蓝绝迟疑了一下,道:“我倒是有办法能够缩短这个过程,只是,会有些痛苦。你能承受吗？” Tang Xiao nods again and again, „does not have issue, a pain is anything! The man real man, you come.” At this time in his mind full is the dream of genetic talent promotion, with learning the hope of Extreme Tremor. 唐笑连连点头,“没问题,一点痛苦算什么！男子汉大丈夫,您来吧。”此时他脑海中满是自己基因天赋提升的梦想,和学会极震的渴望。 A Lan Jue eyes reveals appreciation, „good, worthily is the disciple who I select. I through to whipping of your body, will complete this process. Quite will be in this period painful, you may probably bear. Simultaneously must restrain unable to make own ability release, otherwise wasted all previous efforts.” 蓝绝眼中流露出一丝赞赏,“不错,不愧是我选中的弟子。我会通过对你身体的拍打,来完成这个过程。期间会较为痛苦,你可一定要忍住。同时要克制着不能让自己的异能释放出来,否则就前功尽弃了。” „teacher, when do we start?” Tang Xiao loud say/way. “老师,咱们什么时候开始？”唐笑大声道。 The Lan Jue eyes ray flashes, „matter is not suitable late, on the present. Did you prepare?” 蓝绝眼中光芒一闪,“事不宜迟,就现在吧。你准备好了吗？” „Prepared!” Tang Xiao throws out the chest pack of stomach, a face resolutely. “准备好了！”唐笑挺胸叠肚,一脸的毅然。 „Bang--” under flickers, brown leather shoes, on seal on his face. “砰——”下一瞬,一只棕色的皮鞋,就印在了他脸上。 „Ah——” Tang Xiao called out pitifully, burst out the rain to hit the Japanese banana general sound on him suddenly...... “啊——”唐笑惨叫一声,紧接着,在他身上骤然迸发出雨打芭蕉一般的声音…… „Bang bang pā pā......” “砰砰啪啪……” „Teacher Lan, is good to hurt......” “蓝老师,好疼……” „Bears, this is in withdrawing the energy in your fat!” Lan Jue righteous qi is imposing! “忍住,这是在提取你脂肪中的能量！”蓝绝正气凛然！ Make you inexpensive, making you play inexpensively, making you talk nonsense, making you eat the ginger, beats to death you! 让你贱,让你耍贱,让你放屁,让你吃姜,揍死你！ ---------------------- －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ Sought the collection, to ask the recommendation ticket. Our Taobao Shops dazzled world Tang gate discounting of Heaven Opening beginning third child birthday to move now, three days of Oh. 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