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#95: Forum of going crazy

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您可以在百度里搜索“饲养全人类妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ „Just went, now on all offline?” “刚刚进去,现在就全体下线了？” In the forum, everyone is instantaneously curious. 论坛里,大家瞬间都好奇起来。 After all, «Spore Evolution» this leisure Sandbox game already becomes the game of phenomenon level heat degree, did not say the outsider, at least player in entire game circle is paying attention, the lively discussion, has the infinite possibility after all. 毕竟,《孢子进化》这款休闲沙盘游戏已经成为了现象级热度的游戏,不说圈外人,最起码整个游戏圈内的玩家都在关注,热烈讨论,毕竟有无限可能。 Then, glances through in the netizens, in a post that described the most complete process, obtained the complete truth. 接着,在网友们纷纷翻阅,在一个形容得最完全过程的帖子里,得到了全部真相。 „Really is this time speed of flow? We on a time of restroom, in you on past a half month?” “真是这种时间流速？我们才上一个厕所的功夫,你们里面就过去半个多月？” „fuck! You simply too 6! Before was challenges Creation God, now goes, challenge native Gods? Was the result done to turn instantaneously? ox Bi!!!( Variant pronunciation)” “卧槽！你们简直太六了！之前是去挑战创世神,现在一进去,就挑战土著众神？结果瞬间被干翻了？牛笔！！！(破音)” „Hahahaha! The rigidity does not change!( Smiles pig cry)” “哈哈哈哈！死性不改！(笑出猪叫声)” Countless people hear this, drops collectively, thought that was too miserable, may be unable to bear take pleasure in others' misfortunes. 无数人听得这,集体掉线,觉得太惨了,可还是忍不住幸灾乐祸。 At this moment, in the entire forum, the innumerable posts are calling out pitifully, subjugates Racer of Mount Haruna crazily, weeps with loud noise, counts his seven crimes. 此时此刻,整个论坛里,无数帖子都在惨叫,疯狂征讨秋名山车速的,声泪俱下,细数他的七宗罪。 „Before, he led us to hit boss, challenges the Creation God group to extinguish!( Anger)” “之前,他就带我们打boss,挑战创世神团灭！(愤怒)” „Evolves that ugly us! The little elder sisters frightened insanely! How wants to be the Racer of Mount Haruna mistake!( Anger)” “把我们进化得那么丑！小姐姐们吓疯了！怎么想都是秋名山车速的错！(愤怒)” „Now also leads us to pick the stone in the ground, pounds Land of Gods! You think that you are in the disaster movie pound the gorilla of airplane? The result causes dead a violent death instantaneously, dies the thief special the nature, it is estimated that now Heaven Gods our corpse frames bakes the frame on, scattered the cumin!( Anger)” “现在还带我们在地面上捡石头,砸众神之地！你以为你是灾难电影里砸飞机的大猩猩吗？结果导致瞬间暴毙,死得贼特么自然,估计现在天上的众神都把我们的尸体架上烧烤架,撒孜然了！(愤怒)” „Racer of Mount Haruna, comes out to come under attack quickly! Shoots dead for ten minutes!( Anger)” “秋名山车速,快出来挨打！枪毙十分钟！(愤怒)” ... ... Countless people start to denounce Racer of Mount Haruna crazily. 无数人开始疯狂声讨起秋名山车速。 Now dropped, some countless people restart in the crazy attempt, but cannot enter the game, the black screen, feared as before didn't die like this? 现在掉线了,也有无数人在疯狂尝试重启,但还是进入不了游戏,依旧黑屏,怕不是就这样死掉了？ But at this time, the logic analysis post appeared, is that Study, Study in Vain big shot. 可是这个时候,还是有一个逻辑分析贴出现了,是那一位学白学大佬。 Study, Study in Vain: „ Hello, I am Study, Study in Vain, everyone don't be upset, I thought that we should not die, I make a calm analysis inference post, 学白学:“大家好,我是学白学,大家不要慌,我觉得我们应该不会死,我来做一个冷静的分析推理贴, First, native see us to faint immediately, it is estimated that is not the Racer of Mount Haruna mistake, possibly is the lifeform that we evolve too twists the confusion, mental power is powerful, compared with beforehand Evil Eye also evil mental power, the lifeform characteristics causes, 首先,土著们见我们就立刻晕倒,估计不是秋名山车速的错,可能是我们进化的生物太扭曲混乱,精神力强大,比之前邪眼还邪恶的精神力,生物特性导致的, Next, we although now defeated, but that another world native Gods, does not know that our body structures, are unable to kill thoroughly our, even thinks that our already died, leaves alone, does not know us to be able Rebirth from a drop of Blood. 其次,我们现在虽然败了,但那个异世界土著众神,不知道我们的身体结构,是无法彻底杀死我们的,甚至以为我们已经死了,就放任不管,根本不知道我们能滴血重生。 You know, we are 173 „king” compose, our 173 dot, the whole body acupuncture point is probably same, distributes in each body node, is tiny, our cores ‚king’ is not necessarily able dead, what it is estimated that death is only outside ethnic group. 你们都知道,我们是一百七十三个“王”组成的,我们173个小点,像是周身穴位一样,分布在各个身躯节点上,非常渺小,我们的核心‘王’未必会死,估计死的只是外面的族群。 And, in giant structure that we evolve, makes the perfect skeleton outer covering, 173 skeleton pills, specifically are used to wrap the kings in our these 173 acupuncture point strategic points, everyone does not need too to be worried. ” 并且,我们演化的巨人结构中,做过硬骨骼外壳,173个骨骼丸,专门用来包裹着我们这173个穴位要害的王,大家也不用太担心。” Credible big shot appeared finally, everyone relaxes. 靠谱的大佬终于出现了,大家还是松了一口气。 Study, Study in Vain: „That skeleton protection pill, is our body hardest part, but cannot guarantee thoroughly our 173 people of whole staff live, possibly some small number died unfortunately, withdrew from the game.” 学白学:“那一个骨骼保护丸,是我们身体最坚硬的部分,但也不能彻底保证我们173人全员活下来,可能有少部分人不幸死亡,退出了游戏。” Immediately, everyone wails day after day, is calling out pitifully, said that own Ou sovereign, this matter will not happen in own body. 顿时,所有人哀嚎连天,都在惨叫起来,说自己的欧皇,这种事情不会发生在自己身上。 But at this time, some people asked: „That some people withdrew from the game, the organ was short of part, did you discard?” 可这个时候,有人问道:“那有人退出了游戏,岂不是器官少了一部分,你们废掉了？” Study, Study in Vain: „, I will not estimate that like some big probability people will not withdraw from the game, even if some people withdrew from the game, was still only the king died, population that he kept definitely also, but turned wild, can continue to multiply, as before was our body part, but did not have the own thought.” 学白学:“不会这样的,我估计大概率不会有人退出游戏,就算有人退出了游戏,也只是王死了,他留下来的种群肯定还在,只是变成野生的,能继续繁衍,依旧是我们的身体一部分,只是没有自己的思维而已。” „ I understood what is heard, in other words the skeleton and skin kind of player, casual offline, itself will not move in any case, died died, did not affect the general situation, even died was good, so as to avoid these mixed the ball, all day moved heedlessly the rebellion .... “我听明白了,也就是说骨骼、皮肤这类玩家,随便下线,反正本身也是不会动的,死了就死了,不影响大局,甚至死了才好,免得这些混球,整天乱动造反.... But 13 muscle player that controls the giant to act, is most important, even if has an accident, 13 muscle player will definitely not die certainly, so long as other muscle player, take over its body control to be good. ” 而十三个操控巨人行动的肌肉玩家,才是最重要的,可就算出事,十三个肌肉玩家也肯定不会死绝,只要其他肌肉玩家,接掌它的身躯控制权就好。” Analyzes, everyone felt at ease much. 一通分析下来,大家都安心了不少。 Everyone discussed intensely several minutes, suddenly have player to loudly call out, „can get online, everyone! You cannot think absolutely, our body what happened! I could not see others unexpectedly!” 大家紧张的讨论了几分钟,忽然有玩家大叫一声,“能上线了,各位！你们绝对想不到,我们身上发生了什么事情！我竟然看不到其他人了！” The people asked the bottom to have anything hastily. 众人连忙问到底发生了什么。 But some player also one anxious, landed, crossed for short more than ten seconds, came out, mutual exchange information. 而一些玩家们也一急,也登陆了进去,过了短短十几秒,就又出来了,相互交流情报。 „I can also get online! I discovered that our lifeform are fearful, obviously without evolving eye these organs, but mental power is powerful, can the sensation environment, I the woods, unexpectedly where you be at?” “我也能上线了！我发现我们这个生物非常可怕,明明没有进化出眼睛这些器官,但精神力强大,竟然可以感知外界的环境,我在树林这边,你们在哪？” „I hang in the edge of the cliff.” “我挂在悬崖边缘。” „I lie on the roof, what exactly had? Your others?” “我趴在屋顶上,到底发生了什么？你们其他人呢？” „Brothers, I wake up, discovered own this skin, already was made one page in animal skin books, a blond western woman sits on the window wooden table, takes the quill pen, writes in my body!( Black person question mark .jpg)” “兄弟们,我醒来,发现自己这块皮肤,已经被人做成了兽皮书籍里的一页,一个金发碧眼的西方女人坐在窗口的木桌上,拿着鹅毛笔,在我身上写字！(黑人问号.jpg)” „The above skin, you also calculated! You know where I am at? Is skin tissue player, I now in desert! My this skin, walked for quite a while, exposes to the sun, was about to dehydrate! I must die immediately, has cloud player to help find the way to go out of the hopeless situation, must seem like the Great Emperor of Alchemy same counterattack( cries aloud)” “上面皮肤的,你还算好了！你知道我在哪吗？同是皮肤组织玩家,我现在在沙漠！我这一块皮肤,走了半天,晒死,快脱水了！我马上要死亡了,有没有云玩家帮忙想想办法走出绝境的,要像是炼金大帝一样逆袭啊(哇哇大哭)” „Ha! Above too show was mad!( Exudes pig cry) I am quite ordinary, sank to the seabed! The surroundings have many fish!” “哈哈哈！上面太骚气了！(发出猪叫声)我就比较普通,沉入了海底！周围有好多鱼！” „fuck, I go in look, discovered that I special root hair, wakes up unexpectedly in the bird nest on tree, was used to nidify, head one pile of excrement yellow suspicious articles, these dead birds, have not loved cleanly!( Cries)” “卧槽,我进去一看,发现我特么一根毛,醒来竟然在树上的鸟窝里,被用来筑巢了,头上还有一堆屎黄色不明物体,这些死鸟,一点都不爱干净！(哭)” „Above compared with miserable, but there are compared with me miserably? Compares miserably, injures mutually! My this bone, is licked dog Giant Beast by one now, held in the mouth, crazy licking, I started running away at once, that Giant Beast ignorant several seconds, it is estimated that has not seen the bone that has been able to run, then held in the mouth me, licking of big mouth, my body all was the saliva, help!!” “上面的都在比惨,但有比我更惨的吗？来比惨啊,来互相伤害！我这根骨头,现在被一个舔狗型巨兽,叼起来了,疯狂的舔,我拔腿就跑,那巨兽懵了几秒,估计是没有见过会跑的骨头,然后又把我叼回来,大口的舔,我身上全是口水,救命啊啊啊啊！！” Ha! 哈哈哈! The complete people cannot bear smile to make noise. 全部人都忍不住笑出声。 „Above, can you all walk? My bone, cannot move, can only lie down in the woods silently( trembles)” “上面的,你们大家怎么全都能走啊？我一根骨头,不能动,只能默默躺在树林里(瑟瑟发抖)” „Ha, here also has an honest and good-natured person! Everyone bullies him quickly! Before big shot took the lead to evolve, did not leave room for maneuver unexpectedly secretly, evolves the motion organ, prepared to travel momentarily, your theory of evolution Study in Vain?” “哈哈哈,这里还有个老实人！大家快来欺负他！之前大佬们带头演化,竟然不偷偷留个后手,进化出移动器官,准备随时跑路,你进化论都白学了吗？” „You took pleasure in others' misfortunes! The above honest and good-natured person, where are you at? A report position, do I have a look to nearly not? I saved you in the past!( Roaring from bone player)” “你们太幸灾乐祸了！上面的老实人,你在哪？报个位置,我看看离得近不？我过去救你！(一个来自骨头玩家的怒吼)” „We scatter the entire world.” “我们散落全世界。” The people exchanged respectively in the forum, drew this absolutely terrified conclusion instantaneously. 众人各自在论坛里交流了一番,瞬间得出了这个毛骨悚然的结论。
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