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#69: Licking the dog is such as He Liancheng


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您可以在百度里搜索“饲养全人类妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节! Read the post, Xu Zhi somewhat were stimulated. 看完了帖子,许纸自己都有些亢奋。 Simply exquisitely to exploding!! 简直精妙到爆了好吗!! Then the complex ingenious conscience game background setting, even Xu Zhi looked that wants to blow to explode. 那么复杂巧妙的良心游戏背景设定,连许纸自己看完都想吹爆了。 Looks one's blood bubbles up to the brim, insane fantasies enter the game, starts to realize the magnificent Another World life the intense idea. 看完热血沸腾,有一种疯狂想进入游戏,开始实现辉煌异界人生的强烈想法。 But the perplexed netizens, naturally are more excited. 而不明所以的网友们,自然是更加激动。 Blows to explode conscience production team! The hard core turns over to the hard core, but to our player ultra friendly has! Was the internal beta quota were too few, can only , said that player looked you played the game in inside, strolled the forum, satisfies a craving, at heart flexure itchy( tears whirlwind).” “吹爆良心制作组!硬核归硬核,但对我们玩家超友好的有没有!就是内测名额太少了,只能当云玩家看你们在里面玩游戏,逛论坛,过一把瘾,心里挠得痒痒的(泪飚)。” ...... ...... Was too terrifying, plays this game, making us deeply love the learn/study! From the beginning is the Biological Evolution study, afterward was medical science pharmacy, going, I think that should be the physics, the chemistry and so on, who knows that unexpectedly was the linguistics!( Style sudden change)” “太恐怖了,玩这款游戏,使我们热爱学习!一开始是生物进化学,后来是医科药剂学,接下去,我以为应该是物理学,化学之类的,谁知道竟然是语言学!(画风突变)” ...... ...... Was too fearful, if we can enter Sorcerer World, even the another world native language, we must learn/study...... must learn a brand-new foreign language to be able unexpectedly to play the game, more terrifying? My English cannot learn( cries aloud)” “太可怕了,我们如果能进入巫师世界,连异世界土著语言,我们都要重新学习......竟然要学习一门全新的外语才能玩游戏,还有更恐怖的吗?我连英语都学不好(哇哇大哭)” ...... ...... According to like this looks like, this game, only feared that will really turn into second life( serious face)” “照这样看来,这个游戏,只怕真会变成第二人生了(严肃脸)” ...... ...... Originally, we presented most high-end, elegant and classy Legendary Map Creator from the beginning the dimension courtyard of life, „ creates world myriad things Land of Origin, Creator is evolving our these single cells, before spore, comes to see no wonder regularly our species evolution degree ..... owes us, wants to hit boss. ” “原来,我们一开始就出现了最高大上传说地图-造物主生活的维度院子,“创世万物起源之地”,造物主在演化我们这些单细胞,孢子、怪不得定期来看我们的物种进化程度.....亏我们之前想打boss。” ...... ...... „! Such thinks, my small ant wants to run, to Creator **! Flatters Creator, the advantage is many!” “哇!这样一想,我这个小蚂蚁想跑过去,给造物主**!讨好造物主,好处多多!” I must give him **!” “我也要给他**!” ** 1 “**一” Hehe , your lick the dog are really are not concerned about face, I was different, chest wool that I must lick his sex appeal!” “呵呵哒,你们这些舔狗真是太不要脸了,我就不同了,我也要舔他性感的胸毛!” Snort! You are blaspheming Creator, as spanning the world of innumerable dimension, space and time, cause and effect and ethics exists only, how possibly to have chest wool setting? Punches your believing!” “哼!你在亵渎造物主,作为跨越无数维度、时空、因果、伦理的世界唯一存在,怎么可能有胸毛这种设定?揍你丫的信不信!” Has Moe Younger Sister to start to maintain. 萌妹开始维护起来。 They said that wanted on the already powder this game. 她们表示要已经粉上了这款游戏了。 That Supreme Ruler Creation God, was too graceful, had the makings, ate the apple also super graceful continually, the far ultra animation, soap opera and star, must make to hold the pillow him, the 2D hand office. 那个无上主宰创世神,太帅了,太有气质了,连吃个苹果也超级帅的,远超动漫、电视剧、明星,要把他做成抱枕,二次元的手办。 I discovered, originally Creation God in legend, likes sitting on the chair in courtyard, eats the apple!” “我发现了,原来传说中的创世神,喜欢坐在院子里的椅子上,吃苹果!” Ha, but also likes eating Sydney!” “哈哈哈,还喜欢吃雪梨!” I was hopeful as the plant, I must evolve a very delicious plant, grows the fruit, flatters this in create species Creation God, can definitely trigger Hidden Plot.” “我作为植物有望了,我要进化出一颗非常好吃的植物,长出果实,讨好这一位在创造物种创世神,肯定能触发隐藏剧情。” Is putting me the evolution delicious plant! Delicious and fragrant, the protein is eight times of beef, will also deliver to the mouth on own initiative! I want the male god to eat up my cute to be young personally the sweetheart( shy)” “放着我来进化美味植物!可口、香甜,蛋白质是牛肉的八倍,还会主动送到嘴边!我要男神亲口吃下我这个可爱小甜心(羞涩)” ..... ..... One crowd licks the dog. 一群舔狗。 Xu Zhi sits in front of the computer looks at the frantic discussion in forum, various types irritable teased provokes laughter, immediately, somewhat did not know whether to laugh or cry. 许纸坐在电脑前看着论坛里的疯狂议论,各种火爆的调侃逗笑,顿时,有些哭笑不得。 He cannot think completely, oneself anything has not done, suddenly, from Primordial Thunderbolt Hand hand disclosed that the Sorcerer World information, the online forum, will present this drastic change now unexpectedly. 他完全想不到,自己什么都没有做,忽然之间,从“混元霹雳手”手里透露巫师世界的情报,网上的论坛,现在竟然会出现这种剧变。 He wants to eat the fruit before, displays their wisdom and bravery with them, deceives them in own orchard, evolves the plant, cannot think that currently also has this grade of good deed? 他之前就是想吃水果,才和他们斗智斗勇,骗他们在自己家的果园里,进化成植物,想不到现在还有这等好事? Evolves the good food on own initiative, delivered? 主动演化美食,送上门了? The gourmet species plan, must be carried out. 美食物种计划,要实现了啊。 I had the luck of having good things to eat, later my happy plantation life... 我有口福了,以后我的幸福农园生活... Xu Zhi continues to observe in secret, suddenly cannot bear, sent one in the forum secretly, agitates: 许纸继续暗中观察,忽然忍不住,也在论坛里偷偷发了一帖,煽风点火: Everyone do not forget, Creation God, what actually most likes eating is Pallbearer Chicken!” “大家别忘了,创世神,其实最喜欢吃的是送终鸡!” Right!” “对啊!” Suddenly, player in innumerable forum awakened. 忽然之中,无数论坛里的玩家们醒悟了。 Immediately, innumerable player enter in the game in abundance, they sought just to post crazily, now also already enters Sandbox Racer of Mount Haruna. 顿时,无数玩家们纷纷进入游戏里,他们疯狂寻找刚刚发帖完毕,现在也已经进入沙盘的“秋名山车速”。 But at this moment, Racer of Mount Haruna is bringing the own Pallbearer Chicken population, is multiplying same place, after beforehand edible mass extinction, he now, finally difficult multiplied the population. 而此时此刻,秋名山车速正带着自己的送终鸡种群,在原地繁衍,经过之前的食用大灭绝,他现在,终于又艰难的把种群繁衍了起来。 Well? 咦? Chen Wenshan looks that one crowd of warm player dash about wildly to come, to smile: 陈文山看着一群热情的玩家狂奔而来,笑起来: Finally came, really one by one visits me with so the frantic vision of worship! 终于来了啊,果然一个个都是用如此崇拜的狂热目光看着我! Surely was I just big charming post, a wave of exquisite peerless inference, welcomed big pile of fans! 必定是我刚刚高大帅气的发帖,一波精妙绝伦的推理,迎来了一大堆粉丝! Quickly, holds him!” “快,抓住他!” Brothers, offer sacrifices Pallbearer Chicken, triggers Hidden Plot!” “兄弟们,献祭送终鸡,触发隐藏剧情!” Right, before is him, takes the lead in provoking Creator, we catch him, offers sacrifices as the tribute, can implore forgiving of Creator!” “对,是他之前带头挑衅造物主的,我们抓他,作为贡品献祭,能祈求造物主的原谅!” In the lush woods, presented the extremely terrifying picture. 茂盛的树林里,出现了极其恐怖的画面。 Innumerable grotesque seeking novelty animals, eight tentacles, nine legs, over a hundred eyes, kill crazily to the Pallbearer Chicken race, grinds the chicken rapidly. 无数奇形怪状的猎奇动物,八只触手的、九条腿的、上百双眼睛的,疯狂向送终鸡的种族杀去,迅速碾鸡。 Chen Wenshan:???? 陈文山:???? fuck!! 卧槽!! Your poisonous! 你们有毒吧! I just sent the post, comes in specially, is assuming the charming posture that installs to compel to arouse same place is to enjoy you to worship the big shot vision, is not takes a beating .... 我刚刚发完贴,就特异进来,在原地摆好了装逼撩人的帅气姿势,是要享受你们崇拜大佬的目光,不是来挨揍的.... Runs!!” “跑!!” He is not silly, half step hurricane. 他不傻,快步狂飙。 Whom I incur to annoy who!!” The Chen Wenshan whole person is not good, has tears streaming down the face. “我招谁惹谁了!!”陈文山整个人都不好了,泪流满面。 Will matter turn into this? 事情怎么会变成这样? He escapes crazily, at this time hides in the woods, gasps for breath in gulps, this flock of damn licking dogs, I post to give you to decipher with good intention, the popular science that fierce game world outlook setting, do you do me unexpectedly in turn?” 他疯狂逃跑,此时躲在树林里,大口大口喘气,“这群该死的舔狗,我好心发帖给你们解密,科普那么厉害的游戏世界观设定,你们竟然反过来搞我?” Behind his big mouth respite, has not actually paid attention slightly, one pile of lush trees, are blinking secretly. 他大口喘息,却丝毫没有注意背后,一堆茂盛的树木,在偷偷眨着眼睛。 Takes a look, what did we discover?” “瞧瞧,我们发现了什么?” Unexpectedly is leaving behind Racer of Mount Haruna! We can attempt to catch, Racer of Mount Haruna can provide several days of energies for us, they contain a lot of proteins, is Creator most loves, but he is not good to cope, we are close to it from behind slowly ! Careful do not make any sound.” “竟然是一只落单的秋名山车速!我们可以尝试捕捉,一只秋名山车速可以为我们提供好几天的能量,它们富含大量的蛋白质,也是造物主的最爱,不过他可不好对付,我们慢慢从后面接近它,嘘!小心别发出任何声音。” ! 噗! One crowd of trees pull up the tree root quietly, cunning nearness, closes. 一群树木悄悄拔起树根,鬼头鬼脑的靠近,一拥而上。 Cluck! 咕咕咕! The sad and shrill cockerel pitiful yell transmits. 凄厉的公鸡惨叫传来。 Hey! We actually caught! It struggles very fiercely!” “嘿!我们竟然抓到了!它挣扎得很厉害!” Be careful! His already was insane, was biting... oh not, he is nipping the tree, he is nipping the tree! Quickly! Shuts his mouth!” “小心!他已经疯了,在咬人...不,他在咬树,他在咬树!快!把他嘴堵住!” Held .... Pallbearer Chicken violently poisonous in head, so long as turned around can eat, his protein content was 6 times of beef, naturally, if time were not urgent, we can first roast, such will be more delicious.” “抓住了....送终鸡的剧毒都在头上,只要去掉头就可以吃了,他的蛋白质含量是牛肉的六倍,当然,如果时间不紧迫,我们可以先烤一烤,那样会更美味。” Un, their tastes ka-beng brittle, flavor like chicken, but do not eat many, do not eat their kings Racer of Mount Haruna, after all must keep the multiplication ethnic group, we must offer sacrifices to give great Creator this race.” “嗯,它们的口感嘎嘣脆,味道就像鸡肉一样,但不要吃得太多,也不要吃掉他们的王‘秋名山车速’,毕竟要留下来繁衍族群,我们要把这个种族献祭给伟大的造物主。” One crowd of trees, walk away gradually. 一群树木,渐渐走远。 Crash-bang! 哗啦! Cool breeze has blown. 一阵凉风吹过。 Racer of Mount Haruna is revolting, the chicken feather fell place, is similar to is dug up up the innocent young man of clothes, bare standing in same place, whole face question mark, stupified of face. 秋名山车速在反抗中,鸡毛落了一地,被如同被扒光衣服的纯情少男,光秃秃的站在原地,满脸问号,一脸的懵逼 He collapsed. 他崩溃了。 already starts to suspect the life. 已经开始怀疑人生。 Difficult to be inadequate, I really am the edible vegetable/dish chicken!? 难不成,我真是食用性的菜鸡!? For race that the delicacy lives? 为美味而生的种族? ....... ....... Xu Zhi sits on the courtyard entrance chair peacefully eats the apple. 许纸安安静静坐在院子门口的椅子上吃苹果。 At present under the foot, one pile pinches the strange trees that flatters, head emerald green corolla branches and leaves, are going against only bright Pallbearer Chicken, delivers at present. 眼前脚底下,一堆掐媚的奇怪树木,头上的翠绿花冠枝叶,顶着一只只鲜艳的送终鸡,送到眼前。 Fostering talent of their as if one crowd of primitive tribes, worships the gods giant who reaches to the sky. 他们仿佛一群原始部落的树人,祭拜高耸入云的神明巨人。 Xu Zhi shows a faint smile, grasps conveniently, with starts to make the tonight's dinner, „, previous time makes soup, these fries in oil time.” 许纸微微一笑,随手抓起来,拿回去开始制作今晚的晚餐,“嗯,上次是煲汤,这一次油煎吧。”
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