SH :: Volume #6

#515: The old iron buckles six( for hegemon in addition that graceful has a nightmare)


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您可以在百度里搜索“饲养全人类妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节! Jungle quiet and beautiful, the trees are exuberant. 密林一片清幽,树木旺盛。 A giant praying mantis walks in the trees, conducts the shoulder big trees that a personification becomes a ghost. 一只巨大螳螂行走在树木之间,扛着一根拟人成精的高大树木。 It is Celestial Path, in the Beast Path planted agent and spy, handles matters for day people, lives on dishonorably, at this time shook the shoulder, this tree, obvious already was born the spirit wisdom, is trembling unexpectedly?” 它正是天人道,在畜生道的内应与奸细,为天人们办事,苟且偷生,此时抖了抖肩膀,“这棵树,明显已经诞生了灵智,竟然在瑟瑟发抖?” Its complexion is strange, 它面色古怪起来, Even somewhat seems like the Ashura Path aura that day of people described indistinctly..., but it is said Ashura, was the sticking together life, this was single. And an extremely fierce fight clan, but this trembling, but also a little, the Ashura Path trees clansman, is fostering talent that the long leg can run, but this actually traditional tree essence, very honest...” “甚至隐约有些像是天人们描述的阿修罗道气息...但据说阿修罗,都是抱团生活,这是单个。并且极其勇猛的战斗一族,而这个瑟瑟发抖,还有一点,阿修罗道的树木族人,都是长腿会跑的树人,而这个倒是传统的树精,非常老实...” It carries the trees walk on the path, three conditions are clearly incompatible, I considered thoroughly.” 它扛着树木行走在回去的道路上,“三个条件截然不符,我多虑了。” But anti- is conducting the back, Bai Xiaojun opened the first online live broadcast of life. 而抗在背上,白小君开启了人生的第一次在线直播。 All of a sudden, many people swamped into among the live broadcasts one after another, curious looks at all. 一下子,不少人就陆陆续续涌入了直播间中,好奇的看着一切。 „Is this Delicacy World tropical rain forest environment?” “这是美食界的热带雨林环境?” Seeming like the scenery is good, emerald green quiet and beautiful.” “看起来风景不错,翠绿清幽。” Here species I recognize actually much, before is , the species that player evolve, cannot think that was found in the whole world, is the whole world our sons?” “这里的物种倒是我认出不少,都是之前玩家们演化出来的物种,想不到遍布了整个世界,整个世界都是我们的儿子?” At the back of your praying mantis, seems like the intelligent life! It is not will take, when fuel fever?” “背着你的螳螂,看起来是智慧生命啊!不会是拿回去当柴火烧吧?” .... .... Ate the melon people to send the barrage to brush the screen crazily, Bai Xiaojun was also drunk, these fellows are eating the person of blood steamed bun, had not seen that I was cool? Innermost feelings air/Qi, hasn't my own person blood steamed bun cannot help but eaten, is one's turn you? 一些吃瓜群众在发弹幕疯狂刷屏,白小君也是醉了,这些家伙是在吃人血馒头啊,没有看到我要凉了吗?不由得内心一气,我自己的人血馒头还没有吃,轮到你们? Lies conducts the back in the praying mantis, typing reply: 趴在螳螂背上,打字回复: Old irons buckle six! Does not give to hit to enjoy, I closed/pass the live broadcast, because was expensive!” “老铁们扣个六!不给打赏的,我关直播了,因为费钱!” Everyone face was instantaneously black. 大家脸瞬间黑了。 Ding! 叮! „The cute mischievous child hits to enjoy a round of rocket!” 可爱小淘气打赏一发火箭!” Digs out the foot to hit to enjoy an airplane warmly!” “抠脚暖暖打赏一架飞机!” Among the live broadcasts hits to enjoy one after another, rushed to the heat degree between first live broadcasts rapidly, emerges from other newbie live broadcasts, the people that other surround welled up all of a sudden, after all has the people quantity to hit to enjoy, means that here has the anticipation. 直播间陆续打赏,迅速冲上了第一个直播间的热度,从其他的萌新直播间脱颖而出,其他围观的群众一下子就涌了进来,毕竟有人大量打赏,就意味着这边有看点。 What did here have?” “这里发生了什么?” Big praying mantis, is quite only disgusting, was too real.” “好大只螳螂,好恶心啊,太真实了。” First intelligent species, what this praying mantis said is the language in game? I cannot understand, it is estimated that must study, this game too hard core.” “第一个智慧物种耶,这螳螂说的是游戏里的语言吧?我听不懂,估计又得学了,这游戏太硬核。” ... ... The barrage commentary is renovating unceasingly. 弹幕评论不断刷新着。 Innumerable player discussed, other player are playing the survival war, fights with various wild animals of nature, does there have here interest? According to traditional web, this obviously met fortuitous encounter hidden quest! 无数玩家们议论,其他的玩家都在玩生存战争,和大自然的各种野兽做斗争,那里有这里有趣?按照传统网游,这是明显遇到了奇遇隐藏任务 Although seems like cool immediately. 虽然看起来马上要凉。 Old irons that come in newly, remember that hits to enjoy.” Bai Xiaojun worn out lying is conducting the back, gradually walking, he is brought on a stretch of broad lawn by the praying mantis, the middle has a big log cabin. “新进来的各位老铁们,记得打赏。”白小君有气无力的趴在背上,渐渐行走着,他被螳螂带到了一片宽广的草地上,中间有个大木屋。 Enters the log cabin hall, is bundling several animals of feeling strange unexpectedly, any big dark horse of long impact angle, the pitch-black fresh flower of probably smelly mud, seems like the loach same big murrel, higher level tree essence... 进入木屋大厅,竟然捆着几只奇怪的动物,什么长着角的大黑马,像是臭臭泥的乌黑鲜花,一条像是泥鳅一样的大黑鱼,一颗更加高级的树精... Then, Bai Xiaojun also ties up to seem like these animals to be the same, loses in the ground. 接着,白小君也捆绑得像是这些动物一样,丢在地面上。 The barrage started to brush the screen. 弹幕又开始刷屏了。 „Is this does do? Stressed so many, prepares to prepare food?” “这是干嘛?抓了那么多,准备做菜?” This tree exception, remembers that adds a cumin.” “这棵树例外,记得多加点孜然。” The audience of live broadcast turned very quiet to breathe, this was must prepare food! 直播的观众们都屏住呼吸了,这是要做菜啊! Who knows that unexpectedly is not, that black praying mantis grasped that black gnu, took up a special golden arrow, operated a door belt/bring to the room, before long, inside made the strange sound. 谁知道竟然不是,那个黑色螳螂抓起了那个黑色角马,拿起了一根特别的金色箭,开了一扇门带到房间里面,不一会儿,里面发出了奇怪的声音。 Is red in the face, daydream serial. 面红耳赤,遐想连篇。 Bai Xiaojun:??? 白小君:??? His mind blank. 他脑海空白。 Oh? 唉? Sent... what happened? 发...发生了什么事情? He cannot help but quietly to barrage typing, 他不由得悄悄对着弹幕打字, Old irons, we can notice that this animal fed in inside by the big praying mantis, possibly in this room has any strange lifeform, is holding any evil ceremony, called very frigidly.” “老铁们,我们可以看到这个动物被大螳螂送进了里面,可能这个房间里有什么奇怪的生物,在举行什么邪恶仪式,叫得十分惨烈。” Immediately the barrage refused to accept. 顿时弹幕就不服了。 Evil ceremony?” “邪恶仪式?” How I felt that some aren't right?” “我怎么感觉有些不对劲儿呢?” This cry very happy, do not deceive me, how I listen am that type...” “这个叫声很欢,别骗我,我怎么听都是那种...” Spring came, to animals..., although you are a plant.” “春天来了,又到了动物们...虽然你是个植物。” Bai Xiaojun also thought that some are not right, the whole body trembles rapidly, refuted hastily, can't? Here animal, there are both men and women, for example I am a male tree.” 白小君也觉得有些不对劲,浑身急速发抖,连忙反驳,“不会吧?这里的动物,有男有女啊,比如我就是一颗男树。” Everyone snorts contemptuously. 大家嗤之以鼻。 Does the tree also divide the men and women? 树还分男女? But the male may female! 可男可女的好吗! Goes, they heard inside sound to start weakly, saw that strange praying mantis NPC , the skilled working next pitch-black fresh flower, raised to bring with a light arrow, was a strange sound transmits. 接下去,他们听到里面的声音开始微弱了,看到那个诡异的螳螂NPC,又熟练的抓起下一只乌黑鲜花,提着拿一根光箭带了进去,又是一片奇怪的声音传来。 This...” “这...” I drop the hemp, what abnormal monster is inside?” “我滴麻,里面到底是什么变态怪物啊?” Bai Xiaojun somewhat was immediately terrified, the goosebumps had one, this cry too spring, felt the nausea. 白小君顿时有些悚然了,鸡皮疙瘩起了一身,这叫声太春天了,觉得恶心。 He has not thought toward this aspect, but in the barrage sends crazily, he more is more right, this special really will not be .... Goes me to on violent a huge gloomy chill in the air by... the back be welled up difficultly inadequately to come crazily, he looks at one by one to be caught the animal at present, the innermost feelings were even more anxious. 他本来还不会往这方面想,但是弹幕里疯狂发,他越想越对,这特么不会真的是....难不成接下去我就要被...脊背上一股猛烈的巨大阴森寒意狂涌而来,他望着眼前一个个被抓进去动物,内心越发不安了。 Bai Xiaojun round of barrage: Wū wū, the brothers, the help/gang want to select the means that immediately must be one's turn me!!” 白小君发弹幕:“呜呜呜,兄弟们,帮想点办法,马上要轮到我了!!” The barrage is also dumbfounded. 弹幕也目瞪口呆。 First day that exciting! Then explosive NPC fortuitous encounter? This game was also too real! 第一天就那么刺激的吗!那么劲爆的NPC奇遇?这个游戏也太真实了吧! Ha! I am not good, my belly laugh oneself sick, Brothers, you met the fortuitous encounter duty, although was very difficult, but the reward should be very substantial!” “哈哈哈!我不行了,我肚子都笑痛了,兄弟,你遇到奇遇任务了,虽然很艰难,但报酬应该很丰厚!” 233, congratulate you, achieved the life achievement, it is estimated that you were pregnant quickly! The game neutralizes the NPC marriage, baby who gives birth to 1 level of heaven defying aptitude, the inborn four skills, the blood good aptitude, instantaneous was developed!” “233,恭喜兄台,达成了人生成就,估计你很快就有喜了!游戏中和NPC结婚,生下一级逆天资质的宝宝,天生四技能,血牛资质,瞬间发达了!” Poor, can't have the happiness? Poor, can't compose the happy marriage?! I told everyone seriously, do not give up! Three years ago, my girlfriend, because 300,000 bridegroom's gifts to bride's family insufficiently are not willing to marry me, shutting out me is poor! But now, I experienced one to fight, formed a happy family, my time already was two children's mothers.” “穷,就不能拥有幸福?穷,就不能组成幸福的婚姻?!我郑重告诉大家,不要放弃!就在三年前,我的女朋友因为三十万彩礼不够不愿嫁给我,嫌弃我穷!但现在,我经历了一番打拼,还是组建了一个幸福的家庭,我此时已经是两个孩子的妈了。” ..... ..... In Bai Xiaojun curls and shrinks in the corner, the time big praying mantis of trembling put one. 白小君卷缩在角落里,瑟瑟发抖的时刻大螳螂又抓进了一个。 Only is left over Bai Xiaojun one. 只剩下白小君自己一个。 His also whole person does stupified, really have this monster extremely? Raw and cold does not envy, the plant and animal anything are good , this does not conform to the law of nature male and female. 他也整个人极其懵逼,真的有这种怪物?生冷不忌,植物、动物什么都行,也不分男女,这不符合自然定律啊。 Crash-bang! 哗啦! Passed the moment, the big praying mantis came out, grasped last. 过了片刻,大螳螂出来了,抓起了最后一个。 Immediately was one's turn me.” “马上轮到我了。” Bai Xiaojun looks desperately. 白小君面露绝望。 He planned to close the live broadcast, this picture did not endure to look straight ahead, life already was so difficult, but also made one surround... this servants unable to accomplish. 他打算关直播了,这个画面不忍直视,生活已经如此艰难,还让人围观...这臣妾办不到啊。 Everyone was excited, is just energetic. 大家都激动了,正带劲呢。 No! Before my roommate at the point of death, wants to look again many ten minutes!” “别啊!我室友临死前想再看多十分钟!” I have a friend, is interested in this matter at present very much, expressed willingness to brush ten rockets!” “我有个朋友,对于眼前这个事情很感兴趣,表示愿意刷十个火箭!” .... .... In a flash, brushes the rocket crazily, the screen was been full. 一瞬间,疯狂刷火箭,屏幕被爆满了。 Among the entire live broadcasts was topped to old tall, Bai Xiaojun was also ignorant, looks the gift of blotting out the sky brushes the screen, he clenches teeth , to continue the live broadcast. 整个直播间被置顶到得老高,白小君也懵了,看着铺天盖地的礼物刷屏,他一咬牙,继续直播。
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