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#45: The whole person is not good


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After Xu Zhi opened Sandbox, did not go to manage them, complained again switched off again. 许纸开了沙盘后就不去管他们了,再抱怨就再关掉。 He just went out cultivation Sorcery, probably the night ran was the same, the whole body to the sweat, ran to take a bath, only wore the blue shorts, the light vigorous and healthy solid body is entering the room slowly. 他刚刚外出修炼巫术,像是夜跑了一样,浑身都是到汗水,跑去洗了一个澡,只穿着蓝色短裤,光着健壮的结实身体缓缓走进房间。 Phoenix and new race, just put in the big Sandbox world, will have anything, Xu Zhi anticipated very much. 凤凰与新种族,刚刚投放下去大沙盘世界中,会发生什么,许纸很期待。 A day accelerates for 100 years, but now in the reality over the past several hours, big Sandbox time over the past dozens years, was too short, he idled the safe/without matter , can only open the forum silently, looks at inside situation. 一天加速成一百年,但现在现实中才过去几个小时,大沙盘时间才过去几十年,还是太短了一些,他闲来无事,也只能默默打开论坛,看一看里面的情况。 Before, Xu Zhi got up the forum to read some stupid ass post by chance, knows that they sneak attacked themselves, what kind of pitiful condition otherwise can erupt? Was turned secretly poisonously does not know. 之前,许纸碰巧上了论坛看某个沙雕的帖子,才知道他们偷袭自己,不然要爆发怎么样的惨状?被偷偷毒翻了都不知道。 Obviously, investigates the information of hostile camp to be very important. 显然,探查敌营的情报很重要。 At this time in the forum, except complained the Second Beta first day crazily, public beta quite a while, stops the clothing/taking quite a while, cursed how not to have held outside the matter of clothing/taking, they were still saying severe pain massacre that group extinguishes. 此时论坛里,除开了疯狂吐槽二测首日,公测半天,停服半天,大骂怎么还不开服的事情外,他们还在说着那个团灭的剧痛惨案。 Xu Zhi is observing in secret. 许纸在暗中观察。 A Little Brain Tiger Descending the Mountain: „The Second Beta first day provoked the boss massacre, feared the game year biggest farce!” 小脑唬下山:“二测首日挑衅boss惨案,恐成游戏界年度最大闹剧!” Haruko Loves to Study: Senior player has not really deceived our these newbie, said that is pleasantly surprised to us, really gave! They changed spore, walked with our newbie together on the starting line, evolved( funny)” 春子爱学习:“资深玩家果然没有骗我们这些萌新,说给我们惊喜,果然给了!他们重新变回了孢子,和我们萌新一起走在起跑线上,重新演化(滑稽)” .... .... At the forum was very frigid cry, the head measures senior player to subjugate boss to be defeated, finally was very frigid. 论坛上都是很惨烈的叫声,首测资深玩家们征讨boss失败了,结果很惨烈。 Some people expressed oneself die miserably painfully, cramps and frightens the urine and convulsion. 一些人表示自己死得多惨多痛苦,抽筋、吓尿、痉挛。 And the person, writes abundantly and elegantly, weeps with loud noise. 其中有一个人,写得图文并茂,声泪俱下。 „!! Suddenly called out pitifully in the room loudly, the whole body convulsion twitched, the eye tears the class/flow, nearby mothers frightened to cry to me! The mother asked that I am doing? Plays that deeply loves the casual Sandbox game of learn/study, can play the hot perspiration to be dripping? Flows off the affected tears? “啊啊啊啊啊!!忽然在房间大声惨叫,浑身痉挛抽搐,眼泪水哗哗的流,旁边的妈妈都给我吓哭了!妈妈问我在干嘛?玩那么热爱学习的休闲沙盘游戏,也能玩得那么热汗淋漓?流下感动的泪水? What to do I can, I also very despair! I can only have nothing to say in reply, can only express that I learn/study the theory of evolution, saw the light suddenly Darwin's core evolution thought! The whole body twitches, is weeping! 我能怎么办,我也很绝望啊!我只能无言以对,只能表示我学习进化论,顿悟了达尔文的核心进化思想!浑身抽搐,正在喜极而泣! To be honest, my mother has been very proud, boasted with the surrounding neighbor neighbors, my family son is fierce, can play that fierce phenomenon level game, several tens of thousands of people participate in the paper campaign, passed 50 internal beta on my family son's paper unexpectedly, obtained the value 600,000 learn/study resources! Gave us Laoliujia to bring honor! Many profession university graduate students cannot compare my family son! 老实说,我妈一直很自豪,和周围的街坊邻居们吹嘘,我家儿子多厉害,能玩上了那么厉害的现象级游戏,数万人参与论文竞选,就我家儿子的论文竟然通过了五十名内测,得到了价值六十万的学习资源!给咱们老刘家争光了!很多专业大学研究生都比不上我家儿子! Before said excessive preoccupation with trivia saps the will, playing the game can abandon the learn/study, but can play this social phenomenon level game now, already is the guardians glorious symbol, manifestation that the son tried hard to study, where do I dare to say the truth? 以前都说玩物丧志,玩游戏会抛弃学习,但现在能玩这个社会性的现象级游戏,已经是家长们荣耀的象征,儿子努力学习的体现,我哪敢说真相? And, now boss actually had not died, sits in the courtyard as before is eating the apple, it is estimated that already hot lunch box, ate Pallbearer Chicken, actually cannot kill by poison this him.( Cries silently) ” 并且,现在boss竟然还没有死亡,依旧坐在院子里吃着苹果,估计已经热了饭盒,吃掉了送终鸡,却根本毒不死这个他。(默默落泪)” Saw the pitiful condition of poster, as eating the melon people, cannot bear exude the barbell laughter, hahahaha!!( Fork waist laughs)” “看出了楼主的惨状,作为吃瓜群众,忍不住发出杠铃般的笑声,哈哈哈哈!!(叉腰大笑)” Shall be grateful as a personal favor I flow off the lamentation the tears, I was painful urinate the pants crotch, put on the diaper silently.” “感同身受的我流下悔恨的泪水,我痛得都尿了裤裆,默默穿起了尿不湿。” My wife asked that my why bursting into tears over the face, I can only say, I like the game of this hard core to love deeply!” “我老婆问我为什么流泪满面,我只能说,我爱这个硬核的游戏爱得深沉!” On Internet, people share to know the painful experience. 网络上,人们纷纷分享知道痛苦经历。 How was a miserable character? 怎是一个惨字了得? Another side of forum , before there is player hitting boss, seen that itself/Ben Genesis Era pastes the chart picture, 11 sent, altogether five historical long era, many people said that does not look completely clearly, should be hidden the branch, the world outlook background setting. 论坛的另外一边,也有玩家把打boss之前,看到的那一本“创世纪”贴图照片,一一发了出来,一共五个历史漫长纪元,很多人表示完全看不明白,应该是隐藏支线,世界观背景设定。 Many people displayed the enormous interest and guess. 不少人对此表现了极大的兴趣与猜测。 My Primordial Thunderbolt Hand, must evolve the Kun: „The setting of background world outlook, possibly before us, there are many era Civilization? We now are sixth era newborn Civilization, is spore age? We later, can choose to evolve the adult, as well as various species? Then oneself everyone creates the race, does each one compose a world, ecology Civilization?” 混元霹雳手,要进化成鲲:“背景世界观的设定,可能在我们之前,有很多个纪元文明?我们现在是第六个纪元的初生文明,还是孢子时代?我们以后,可以选择会演化成人,以及各种物种?然后自己每一个人创造种族,各自来组成一个世界,生态文明?” fuck, the degree of freedom is much higher!” 卧槽,自由度高得可怕啊!” This won many approvals, expressed that was too excited. 这点得到了很多的赞同,表示太兴奋了。 This game, already caused too many too many hot topics of discussion, people start to discuss full of enthusiasm the background establishes, is the black notebook of that giant, what meaning? 这个游戏,已经引起了太多太多热点话题,人们又开始兴致勃勃的讨论着背景设定起来,那个巨人的黑色笔记本,到底是什么意思? Also, a point that most is worth paying attention to is, the first achievement rewards, the first transcendent species birth. 还有,最值得关注的一点是,首个成就奖励,第一个超凡物种诞生了。 When the people get online, obtained the system prompt. 就在众人一上线的时候,就得到了系统提示。 Global circular: Congratulates playerRacer of Mount Haruna, The Species that Evolved Pallbearer Chicken, has the strong potential, obtains the achievement reward.】 【全球通告:恭喜玩家秋名山车速,所演化的物种送终鸡,具备强大潜力,获得成就奖励。】 This region circular appears suddenly, raised the great unrest in the forum. 这个全区通告忽然出现,在论坛中掀起了轩然大波。 big shot, the photograph, has a look at the reward.” 大佬,拍照,看看奖励。” Although does not have poisonous dead boss, but obviously already was much stronger, otherwise, will not be prompted, big shot ox Bi!!” “虽然没有毒死boss,但显然已经强得可怕了,不然,不会得到提示,大佬牛笔!!” big shot 666, the game plans the conscience, the reward arrives certainly richly explodes, seeks the public reward, otherwise at heart itchy, tonight must unable to sleep.” 大佬666,游戏策划那么良心,奖励一定丰厚到爆,求公开奖励啊,不然心里痒痒的,今晚要睡不着觉了。” ..... ..... The commentary crazy speed renovates. 评论疯狂的速度刷新。 Chen Wenshan was also ignorant, can I the reward? 陈文山也懵了,我得了奖励? I tried hard is so long, hair to rub bare many, finally success? 我努力了那么久,头发都撸秃了不少,终于成功了? The next second, he thought that was roasted the ripe pain to be worth by the oven, puts on the eyeglasses hastily, immediately enters the game, the upper mounting plate opened the live broadcast. 下一秒,他觉得被烤箱烤熟的痛苦都值得了,连忙戴上眼镜,立刻登入游戏,上平台开启了直播。 Revises the room name: 修改房间名称: „The mysterious reward of new race, live broadcast opening!” “新种族的神秘奖励,直播开启!” In a flash, countless people well up full of enthusiasm, the heat degree arrived at 600,000 instantaneously, some cannot play cloud player of game, is full of enthusiasm, has thought an eye addiction. 一瞬间,无数人兴致勃勃的涌进来,热度瞬间来到了六十万,一些不能玩游戏的云玩家,也兴致勃勃,想过一把眼瘾。 Chen Wenshan recorded the game, sees to enter in the game contact surface, three options, may elect an achievement reward. 陈文山登入了游戏,看到进入游戏界面里,有三个选项,可选其中一项作为奖励。 First, choice retains the Pallbearer Chicken role permanently, each time after the death, will make a fresh start, two options, the spore birth, the Pallbearer Chicken birth. 一、选择永久保留送终鸡角色,每次死亡后重新开始,将有两个选项,孢子出生,送终鸡出生。 Chen Wenshan is wild with joy, is excited to laugh, this had the initial race choice finally! Mother, I, once died, restarts the game, no longer was Spore Evolution, may choose Race Pallbearer Chicken.” 陈文山欣喜若狂,激动得哈哈大笑起来,“这终于有初始种族选择了!娘的,我一旦死亡,重启游戏,不再是孢子进化了,可选择种族-送终鸡。” This reward, cow to flying. 这个奖励,牛到飞起啊。 Second, the permanent reserved place, no longer participates in the elimination series. 二、永久保留名额,不再参与淘汰制。 Third, rewards the experience of second life. 三、奖励第二人生的体验。 .... .... Three options get down, look at the person to be jealous of the incomparable, much discussion. 三个选项下来,看得人眼红无比,纷纷议论起来。 „The first option, is fierce, originally this game, has the initial race choice, after you to evolve the powerful species, can retain, becomes your race choice.” “第一个选项,厉害得要命,原来这个游戏,不是没有初始种族选择,是要你进化出强大物种之后,才能保留,成为你的种族选择。” „After that is not , will the initial race of everyone, be different?” “那不是以后每一个人的初始种族,都会不同?” Above, you want is too many, later certain big shot, enter the contact surface, definitely big pile of optional races... our these weak chickens, unable to evolve the powerful species, enters the contact surface, only has the start of spore life .... “上面的,你想太多了,以后某些大佬,进入界面,肯定一大堆可选种族...我们这些弱鸡,根本进化不出强大物种,一进入界面,只有孢子人生的开始....” Hard core! Cannot stir up, really cannot stir up!” “硬核!惹不起,真是惹不起!” Second is also actually good! The permanent game qualifications, were equivalent gave you value 600,000 game operation resources, gave you 600,000 Renminbi! Really filthy rich!” “第二个其实也蛮牛的!永久游戏资格,相当于送给了你价值60万的游戏运算资源,送给了你六十万的人民币啊!果然财大气粗!” Third being able to understand.” “第三个看不懂。” Similarly cannot understand, is a mysterious option.” “同样看不懂,是一个神秘选项。” The people discussed, is studying three options. 众人讨论,在研究三个选项。 Chen Wenshan also frowns, which calculates to choose secretly. 陈文山也皱起眉头,暗暗盘算选哪一个。 First obviously is very good. 第一个明显是非常好的。 Later no longer is the spore shape, but had the initial race, and Pallbearer Chicken, is not cannot evolve again, the potential pattern of evolution was limited although, but can continue to advance the species level, turns violently poisonous birds that strengthens. 以后不再是孢子形态,而是有了初始种族,并且送终鸡,也不是不可以再进化,尽管进化的潜力格局被限制了,但可以继续推进物种层次,变成更加强的剧毒鸟类。 Second, looks most attractive, economical, but quick was overruled by Chen Wenshan. 第二个,看起来最诱人,经济实惠,但很快就被陈文山否决了。 He thought that by the own strength, does not need to care for the aged, the elimination series, he self-confident will not be eliminated, his hair is not white Tu. 他觉得以自己的实力,没有必要养老,淘汰制,他自信不会淘汰出局,他的头发不是白秃的。 Does the third option, open second life? 第三个选项,开启第二人生 What is this?” His knitting the brows head, thought that is not quite steady, hesitant moment, chose the first option decisively. “这是什么意思?”他皱了皱眉头,觉得不太稳,犹豫了片刻,果断选择了第一个选项。 The game landed the contact surface to change gradually, presented two choices. 游戏登陆界面渐渐变化,出现了两个选择。 First, opens the spore life. 一、开启孢子的一生。 Second, may choose Race Pallbearer Chicken. 二、可选种族-送终鸡 Chen Wenshan Pallbearer Chicken, the picture same disperses like the willow catkin silently, turns into one fine blue landing pictures, inside is a red big cockerel, provides to choose the male chicken female chicken, pinches the selective construct of face and figure. 陈文山默默一点送终鸡,画面如柳絮一样散开,变成一片精致的蓝色登陆画面,里面是一只红色大公鸡,提供选择男鸡女鸡,捏脸、身形的选择构造。 Among the live broadcasts exploded instantaneously. 直播间瞬间爆炸了。 „! big shot awesome, other probably Internet games are finally same, have to pinch the choice of face and initial race, does not seem like us, the opening can only be the unified unicellular organism!” “哇!大佬牛逼,终于像是其他网络游戏一样,有捏脸、初始种族的选择,不像是我们,开局只能是统一的单细胞生物!” This game was even more fearful, the initial race, wants to evolve continually.” “这个游戏越发可怕了,连初始种族,都是要自己进化出来的。” Chen Wenshan does not pay attention to player that these eyes are red, pinches the face silently, the innermost feelings are self-satisfied extremely, pinches the god to be handsome the own big cockerel, then chose recorded the game, appeared in huge Sandbox. 陈文山也不理会那些眼红的玩家们,默默捏脸,内心得意万分,把自己的大公鸡捏得神俊无比,然后选择了登入游戏,出现在巨大的沙盘之中。 Chen Wenshan is full of enthusiasm, started to evolve, quick led the population, evolved in Sandbox. 陈文山兴致勃勃,又开始演化了,很快就带领种群,在沙盘里进化。 Rumbling! 轰轰轰! At this time, nearby giant just went out of the entrance, passed by the beast saying that the ground vibrated sharply. 这个时候,旁边一个巨人刚好走出门口,路过兽道,地面大幅震动。 He just saw the Pallbearer Chicken population in ground, light well, „, this isn't the previous eating that food? Specially delicious, stresses several to go back to make soup, regards the midnight snack.” 他刚好看到了地面上的送终鸡种群,轻咦了一声,“咦,这个不是上次吃的那个食物吗?特别好吃,抓几只回去煲汤,当成夜宵。” The giants bend the waist and lower the head. 巨人弯腰、低头。 The big hand of dropping from the clouds grasps. 从天而降的大手抓下。 Seized his most Pallbearer Chicken all of a sudden. 一下子抓走了他的大部分送终鸡 Chen Wenshan: „????” 陈文山:“????” Among live broadcasts people: „????” 直播间众人:“????” The Chen Wenshan instantaneous egg hurt, becoming the hidden bitterness is incomparable, he thought that the whole person is not good! 陈文山瞬间蛋疼了,变得幽怨无比,他觉得整个人都不好了! This boss behavior pattern that black science and technology? Also can interact! Also can bear a grudge? The meaning is, oneself do not become his menu with the lingering fear, every day passed by to stress two? 这个boss的行为模式那么黑科技的吗?还能互动!还能记仇?意思是,自己以后怕不是成为了他的菜单,每天路过抓两只? His tooth hurts very much. 他牙齿疼得厉害。 I know early that did not evolve delicious, could not kill by poison him, but also becomes the recipes on boss menu, the Chen Wenshan flash regret was incomparable, should not choose this option, should choose another two. 我早知道就不进化得那么美味了,毒不死他,还成为了boss菜单上的食谱,陈文山一瞬间懊悔无比,不该选择这个选项的,应该选另外两个。 Chooses this option, wanted the short remaining life simply. 选择这个选项,简直要了老命。
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