您可以在百度里搜索“饲养全人类妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ The people admire secretly full of admiration, one crowd feigns death big shot, really said. 众人暗地里佩服得五体投地,一群装死大佬,叫得太真实了。 Everyone is the nine-year compulsory education, are they so why outstanding? Feared that did not make up for a missed lesson secretly. 大家同是九年义务教育,他们为何如此独秀？怕不是偷偷补课了。 Another side, after some player dies, withdrew from the game, his sweat profusely slow some little time from twitching to alleviate, was on the forum silently worn out. 另外一边,某个玩家死后退出了游戏,他大汗淋漓的缓了好一会儿才从抽搐中缓解下来,默默有气无力的登上了论坛。 „Said you not to believe that plays a game, almost oneself playing .... This game was too real! I just died, really seemed like the torture to be the same in the ancient times, killed does not want to experience second again.” “说出来你们不信,玩个游戏,差一点就把自己给玩死了....这个游戏太真实了！我刚刚死了,真的像是古代酷刑一样,打死都不想再经历第二遍了。” „Shakes M? Won't you adjust the sensation of pain? Did not say this game can move?” “抖M？你不会调痛觉?不是说这个游戏能调的吗？” „Game BUG, asking the technical personnel to restore, I hit boss time, I lowered the sensation of pain obviously.” “游戏出BUG了,求技术人员修复,我打boss的时候,我明明调低了痛觉。” This post falls, quick triggered the intense discussion. 这一张贴子落下,很快就引发了强烈议论。 This is first bug feeds back, cannot think that that real game, had the loophole finally, quick, after other deaths, player that comes out also indicated, oneself are also this, lowered the sensation of pain obviously, but is actually not of use. 这是第一个bug反馈啊,想不到那么真实的游戏,终于出现了漏洞,很快,其他死亡后出来的玩家们也表示,自己也是这样,明明调低了痛觉,可是却根本不顶用。 „What, are you also?” “什么,你也是？” „I, I am also this.” “还有我,我也是这样。” One communicates, the people then responded. 一番沟通下来,众人这才反应过来。 Since everyone is this, obviously was not system BUG, feared that wasn't in this game is killed by boss each time, has to force to enhance to 50 sensations of pain effects? 既然人人都是这样,显然就不是系统BUG了,怕不是这个游戏里每次被boss打死,有强制提高到50痛觉的效果？ The people drew this conclusion, cannot help but holds breath cold air: 众人得出了这个结论,不由得纷纷倒吸一口凉气: Too hard core! 太硬核了！ The game plans simply brutally! 游戏策划简直惨无人道！ One group of people express the own view: 一群人纷纷发表自己的看法: „It is estimated that is the setting in game, does not allow others easily to provoke BOSS, was a death mechanism penalty.” “估计是游戏内的设定,不允许别人轻易挑衅BOSS,算是一种死亡机制惩罚。” But other eating melon people, actually hear interestingly, this game is really real enough! It is not the ordinary that web, this plans really the second reality virtual world completely, under other web instance dungeon, the group extinguished also extinguished on the group, who knows that this difference, hit boss to be struck to kill, after the death, in the reality will present the intense death experience that the convulsion, twitched. 而其他的吃瓜群众,却听得有意思,这个游戏真的有够真实！不是平常那种网游,这是完全拟真的第二现实虚拟世界,其他网游下副本,团灭了也就团灭了,谁知道这个不同,打个boss被击杀,死亡后,现实中都会出现痉挛、抽搐的强烈死亡体验。 This death penalty, was good. 这种死亡惩罚,太牛了。 Really is second life. 果然是第二世界。 „Game degree of freedom was too high, anything is we excavates, informs inside person quickly! The death met the pain to cramp!” “游戏自由度太高了,什么东西都是我们自己发掘的,快通知里面的人！死亡会痛得抽筋的！” „Could not inform, in the game could not watch the forum!” “通知不了啊,游戏里又看不了论坛！” „That what to do?” “那怎么办？” „Only can .... Let pain that they try us to bear.” “只能....让他们尝试一下我们承受的痛苦了。” The innumerable person facial colors slightly change, as if has to have a premonition that the Second Beta first day, did not welcome overthrows the boss bugle, but on this day, the player collective can erupt the extremely frigid tragedy: The wide scope group extinguishes, the twitching convulsion, tasted at the same time the death experience, old player and new player, became spore simultaneously, returned to the starting line. 无数人面色微微一变,似乎有预感到了二测首日,不是喜迎打倒boss的号角,而是在这一日,玩家集体会爆发极其惨烈的悲剧:大范围团灭,抽搐痉挛,尝一边死亡体验,老玩家和新玩家,都同时成为孢子,回到起跑线上。 On the chair, Xu Zhi is actually very calm. 椅子上,许纸倒是很淡定。 His usually also does not have any thoughts and these player manipulate strategically, but ignores they only then develops, but now, sits on the courtyard entrance chair is eating meal, while hits dozen of insects, is casual recreational activity. 他平常也没有什么心思和这些玩家们勾心斗角,只是放任他们只有发展,但是现在,一边坐在院子门口的椅子上吃着饭,一边打打虫子,也是蛮休闲的娱乐活动。 This feeling, seems like eating meal, while looks at television same pastime. 这种感觉,就像是一边吃着饭,一边看电视一样的消遣。 !!!! 啪！啪！啪！啪！ The people advance uninterruptedly. 众人前赴后继。 „Brothers, I perform the true dauntless man!” “兄弟们,我来表演真正的硬汉！” ! 啊啊啊！ One piece by piece crazy to extremely tragic pitiful yell sound. 一片片疯狂到惨绝人寰的惨叫声。 Xu Zhi not anti- its bothersome pats their one by one small ant. 许纸不耐其烦的把他们一个个小蚂蚁拍死。 To him, such day very rural area is also daily, after all in the yard in rural area, especially sits under the tree enjoys the cool air, often has the insects to crawl body, is such a palm of the hand pats. 对他而言,这样的日子也十分农村日常,毕竟农村的大院里,特别是坐在树下乘凉,经常有虫蚁爬到身上,也是那么一巴掌拍死。 At this time, when the people attracted the Xu Zhi attention, that Pallbearer Chicken already quietly crawls in the Xu Zhi lunch box. 这个时候,在众人吸引许纸注意力的时候,那个送终鸡已经悄悄爬到了许纸饭盒里。 „Hehehe, finally to this step, looked that I kill by poison you.” “嘿嘿嘿,终于到了这一步,看我把你毒死。” Chen Wenshan smiles dissolutely, brings more than ten population that are multiplying covertly, wanders about in the white grain of rice sea, then sways back and forth in inside, buries as far as possible deeply. 陈文山浪荡一笑,偷偷摸摸带着自己繁衍的十几个种群,徜徉在白色米粒海洋中,然后在里面打滚,尽量埋得更深一些。 Saw this, player that these bring death crazily, stopped the footsteps, no longer rushed. 看到了这一幕,那些疯狂送死的玩家们,也停下了脚步,不再冲上去了。 „Experienced the innumerable sacrifices, we push boss, finally arrived at this!” “经历了无数牺牲,我们推boss,终于走到这一步了！” „He successfully entered the lunch box!” “他成功走进饭盒了！” Countless people have tears streaming down the face. 无数人泪流满面。 Although knows that wailing of these pioneers are false, but their one by one is a movie king, installed to look like really! The sad and shrill pitiful yell before death, in the innermost feelings cannot help but somewhat was also solemn and stirring. 尽管知道那些先驱们的哀嚎是假的,但他们一个个都是影帝,装得实在太像了！死亡前的凄厉惨叫,内心中也不由得有些悲壮。 Without the means that they called too miserably. 没有办法,他们叫得太惨了。 Kills the pig, has not called that miserably. 杀猪,都没有叫得那么惨的。 „Finally entered my lunch box? You sacrificed in a big way.” At this time, Xu Zhi sat on the chair slightly surprised, poured does not care, held the lunch box to eat, one day formerly. “终于走进了我的饭盒？你们牺牲蛮大的啊。”这时,许纸坐在椅子上微微惊讶,倒也不在意,重新捧起饭盒吃起来,一日既往。 Since he makes me eat him, then pushes someone take on a difficult job, eats him... 他既然让我吃掉他,那么就勉为其难,吃掉他吧... One after another. 一口又一口。 Hides the insects in chair slit, the vision is fiery, „right, is this, eats, eats quickly! Eats quickly! Soon ate ‚Racer of Mount Haruna’, soon ate Pallbearer Chicken, killed by poison your.” 躲在椅子缝隙里的虫子们,目光火热,“对,就是这样,吃下去,快吃！快吃！快要吃到‘秋名山车速了’,快要吃到送终鸡了,毒死你丫的。” …… 咯嘣、咯嘣。 Xu Zhi continues to hold the lunch box, one after another. 许纸继续捧着饭盒,一口又一口。 „Was quick.” “快了。” They were getting more and more excited. 他们越来越激动了。 But the next second, just must eat Pallbearer Chicken time, Xu Zhi actually stopped the movement suddenly, the mouth muttered: „Does not know to do, today so many insects bite me, doing the meal was cool, my taking away oven hot heat.” 可是下一秒,刚好要吃到送终鸡的时候,许纸却忽然停下了动作,嘴里喃喃说:“不知道干嘛,今天那么多虫子叮咬我,搞得饭菜都凉了,我拿去烤箱热一热。” Xu Zhi stands up on the chair, returns to the room. 许纸在椅子上站起身,返回屋里。 player:???? 玩家们:？？？？ Do you want the hot hot meal suddenly what's the matter? The complete people revealed ate the excrement same aggrieved expression, boss also that artificial? Is the NPC mechanism that user-friendly? Does this meal also in a while, want the hot heat to eat? 你忽然要热一热饭菜是怎么回事？全部人都露出了吃屎一样的憋屈表情,boss也那么矫情的吗？NPC机制那么人性化的？这饭菜也没过多久,非要热一热才吃？ „Makes me eat uncooked this stupid ass player, many somewhat dislikes.” “让我生吃这个沙雕玩家,多少还是有些膈应。” Xu Zhi has not paid attention to the words of these people, whispered secretly. 许纸没有理会那些人的话,偷偷低语。 Although he knows, this also does not have any at the worst, does not eat the person, the small insect that is equivalent to the fresh chicken dinner meat taste, others often does not eat the Sashimi, eats the fresh beef steak? 虽然他知道,这也没有什么大不了的,也不是吃人,相当于生吃鸡肉味的小虫子,其他人不是经常吃生鱼片,吃生牛排吗？ But Xu Zhi does not catch cold to this kind, he likes eating the prepared food. 但许纸对这类不太感冒,他喜欢吃熟食。 He had also asked Insect Nest Assisting Brain, can boil thoroughly eats again, the obtained answer is the affirmation, because this player is crazed, his toxin is very unusual, was too powerful, does not follow boils thoroughly, but causes the toxin to expire. 他也问过虫巢副脑,能不能煮熟再吃,得到的答案是肯定的,因为这个玩家丧心病狂,他的毒素十分奇特,太强大了,不会伴随着煮熟,而导致毒素失效。 Eats uncooked, ripe ate again, tries not to have the difference poisonously. 生吃,熟了再吃,试毒也没有差别。 He naturally was the choice eats the prepared food, the stomach cancer, must to the own stomach good. 他自然是选择吃熟食了,胃癌,得对自己的胃好一点。 „I really am!!! Can he boil me unexpectedly?” “我真是！！！他竟然要煮我？” Hides the small insect in lunch box, Chen Wenshan hears these words, at heart was really bi the dog, immediately was aggrieved, does not dare to crop up, was for fear that discovered, can only wait for the destiny that devastated silently. 躲在饭盒里的小虫子,陈文山听到这一句话,心里真是哔了狗,顿时憋屈得要命,又不敢冒头,生怕被发现,只能默默等待摧残的命运。 „All right! After I die the corpse, but can also kill by poison him , does the sensation of pain that I lower, how roast me?” He shiver, consoles oneself crazily, actually indistinct where does not spread. “没事的！我死后的尸体,还能毒死他,并且,我调低的痛觉,烤死我又怎么样？”他内心颤抖,疯狂自我安慰,却隐约不安在蔓延。 Bang! 砰！ Xu Zhi admits the lunch box, closed the oven, twisted the maximum 280 degrees. 许纸放进饭盒,关上了烤箱,拧上了最高的280度。 Obviously, he still remembers that with the bitter hatred of this my dear friend, the deaths of others are the flash, the long pain is inferior to the short pain, but this, must faced with the horror that was roasted while still alive, he will die very slowly .... 显然,他还记得和这位仁兄的深仇大恨,其他人的死都是一瞬间,长痛不如短痛,而这一位,要面临被活活烤死的恐怖下场,他会死得很缓慢.... Crash-bang!! 哗啦！！ The prosperous light of oven one shines. 烤箱的红火灯光一下亮起。 In the giant oven, looks like a world extinguishing drying furnace, in gives off heat to feel hot slowly, the entire rectangular world is becoming red, hides small insect Chen Wenshan in giant lunch box, cannot help but trembles, under the bright red feather braves a little bit the hot perspiration, the whole body gradually becomes uncomfortable. 巨大的烤箱内,就像是一个灭世烘炉,在缓缓发热发烫,整个长方形世界都在变得通红,躲在巨型饭盒里的小虫子陈文山,不由得瑟瑟发抖,鲜红羽毛下冒着一滴滴的热汗,浑身渐渐变得难受。 „All right.” “没事的。” „My this game instance dungeon a little hangs, the oven, I ran in the lunch box, boss must give to roast me unexpectedly ....., but I lowered the pain, will not feel that burnt.” He comforts himself unceasingly, actually the whole body wells up the perspiration crazily, thought that was even more painful, was uncomfortable, probably the whole person was roasted same ripe .... “我这个游戏副本有点吊啊,还有烤箱,我跑进饭盒,boss竟然要把我给烤了.....但我调低了痛苦,不会感觉烫的。”他不断安慰自己,却浑身疯狂涌汗,觉得越发痛苦极了,难受极了,像是整个人被烤熟了一样.... Waah!!! 哇啊啊！！！ He called out pitifully suddenly: 他猛然惨叫: Will not burn a ghost!! 不会烫个鬼啊！！ Burnt individual to feed!! 烫死个人了喂！！ This is more fearful than the refine the pill of immortality furnace of laozi! 这比太上老君的炼丹炉还要可怕！ Quick, in the oven transmits compared with the beforehand several people, sadder worse pitiful yell sound, miserable enough to is simply beyond description. 很快,烤箱里传来比之前的几人,更加凄厉的惨叫声,简直惨到难以形容。 Xu Zhi sits on the chair in room, flexure scratched the head, smiles very brightly, full was the good intentions, „this my dear friend, our old debts new accounts considered as finished together beating mercilessly of time, making you suffer society, so as to avoid wants to do me all day.” 许纸坐在房内的椅子上,挠了挠头,笑得很灿烂,满是善意,“这位仁兄,我们的老账新账一起算了,让你挨一次社会的毒打,免得整天想搞我。” In his opinion, this Pallbearer Chicken must die without doubt. 在他看来,这个送终鸡是必死无疑了。 Gives them a lesson, after the pain crosses, will not be in any case few meat, so as to avoid wants to do my Creator all day, but also wants to defecate in my head, gives me in the food to intoxicate, can you pay the frigid price to know? 给他们一点教训,痛过之后反正也不会少一块肉,免得整天想搞我这个造物主,还想在我头上拉屎,给我饭里下毒,你们得付出惨烈的代价知道吗？ He is disinclined to do the matter with these people, felt after punching their one, now can finish with these person of bored farces, is eating the lunch, can while convenient a toxin of beta/test this new lifeform. 他懒得和这些人搞事,觉得揍了他们一顿后,现在可以结束与这些人无聊的闹剧了,然后吃着便当,可以顺带测试一下这个新生物的毒素。 To them, full of enthusiasm hitting boss, but regarding oneself, but is having the dinner, accompanies them to play conveniently, enhances these to work the laborer to evolve the enthusiasm of species for oneself, and characteristics of beta/test new species. 对于他们而言,兴致勃勃的打boss,但对于自己而言,只不过是吃着晚饭,随手陪他们玩一玩,提高这些为自己工作打工仔演化物种的积极性,并且测试一下新物种的特性而已。 Who knows .... 谁知道.... In the scalding hot oven, erupts together clear delightful resonant phoenix cry suddenly. 灼热的烤箱之中,猛然爆发出来一道清脆悦耳的嘹亮凤鸣。 phoenix cry? 凤鸣？ „Roasting was so long, the quick 78 minutes, inside that stupid ass player has not died, but also is calling?” Xu Zhi knits the brows slightly, „is difficult to be inadequate, did the survival of the fittest, he in the environment of oven, boil unexpectedly? Evolution?” “烤了那么久,都快七八分钟,都里面那个沙雕玩家都没有死吗,还在叫？”许纸微微皱眉,“难不成,适者生存,他竟然在烤箱的环境里,熬过去了？进化了？” At this time, Insect Nest Assisting Brain transmitted for the first time has the surprised sound: 这时,虫巢副脑第一次传来带着惊讶的声音: „First Insect Race Hero, was born unexpectedly.” “第一位虫族英雄,竟然诞生了。”