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您可以在百度里搜索“饲养全人类妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节! Walks the chicken! 走地鸡! Fitness chicken! 健身鸡! This pheasant does not have to realize oneself obtained strongest to install to compel hitting the face system, but can hear that sound in mind, mental was confused as a low level wild animal, is completing the daily task unceasingly: 这一只野鸡没有意识到自己获得了“最强装逼打脸系统”,但能听着脑海中的那一个声音,作为一只低等野兽心智被迷惑,不断完成着每日任务: 0800 run one kilometer( rewards points 100)】 【0800快跑一公里(奖励积分100)】 0700 chin-ups( rewards points 100)】 【0700引体向上(奖励积分100)】 .... .... It is transforming! 它在蜕变! Under science fitness law, every day the diet supplements, precisely to planning the exercise of each muscle, the formulation most effective way, it are stiffening every day!! 在科学健身法之下,每天补充营养,精确到规划每一块肌肉的锻炼,制定最有效率的方式,它每天都在变强!! Every day after the duty, is the system commercial city. 每日任务后,是系统商城。 Although the present system commercial city is very crude, only then the formula exchanges of some compounded drugs, this is the nutrition meal that she analyzes, as well as some Earth cultivation technique, Tai Chi and Eight Extremities Burst, the eagle stresses the class/flow of merit. 尽管现在的系统商城很简陋,只有一些丹药的配方兑换,这都是她解析出来的营养餐,以及一些地球功法,太极拳、八极崩,鹰抓功之流。 One!” “一!” Two!” “二!” The sound of system computation resounds from the mind. 系统计算的声音从脑海响起。 Meat chicken that in the jungle, whole body muscle such as the steel bar twists, two bare chicken wings, are holding a foxnut, does unceasingly deeply is squatting, is swaying the hot blooded youth sweat and feather! 丛林里,一只浑身肌肉如钢筋扭曲的肉鸡,两只光秃秃的鸡翅膀,抱着一只鸡头,不断作着深蹲,挥洒着热血青春的汗水和羽毛! This is the youth! Good healthy chicken! Shed the ugly bright red feather, revealed the solid streamline muscle!” As a trainer of profession, looks so grows, Pan Xuexian is exceptionally satisfied. “这才是青春!好一只健美鸡!褪掉了丑陋的鲜红羽毛,露出了结实流线型的肌肉!”作为一名专业的健身教练,看着如此成长,潘雪仙异常满意。 She even had no interest city exploration, wholly absorbed raising chickens. 她甚至连去城市探索的兴趣都没有了,专心致志的养鸡。 Ding!! 叮!! Daily duty renewal: Strikes to kill the second-order Hongshan tiger( rewards 800 points)】 【每日任务更新:击杀二阶红山虎(奖励800积分)】 An image reappearing mind of tiger. 一只老虎的影像浮现脑海。 The intelligence quotient not high pheasant, still in the misleading sound regarding mind, always followed, must pass to hunt and kill, with that only second-order Hongshan tiger fight. 智商不高的野鸡,仍旧对于脑海中的蛊惑声音,言听计从,就要过去猎杀,与那只二阶红山虎搏斗。 Although as nongraded pheasant, can arrive an ordinary second-order, already is fearful, but to true Remote Antiquity wild animal, the second-order fierce tiger, is insufficient...” Pan Yuxian thinks, its intelligence quotient was too low, made that daily duty, does not understand the exchange skill! I go through the motions secretly, helping him exchange to consider as finished!” “虽然作为一只普通无等级的野鸡,能抵达二阶,已经非常可怕,但对上真正的荒古野兽,二阶猛虎,还是不够...”潘雨仙想了想,“它的智商太低了,做了那么日常任务,都不懂兑换技能!我还是偷偷走后门,帮他兑换算了!” Although establishes, the custom of system is such. 虽然设定上,系统的规矩就是那样。 However oneself are the system, system software language of host prompt is she formulates, goes through the motions secretly, is normal. 但是自己就是系统,“宿主提示的系统软件语言”就是她制定的,偷偷走后门,非常正常。 It will not exchange, I help it exchange to chant the spring! Three thousand points!” “它不会兑换,我就帮它兑换咏春!三千积分!” Ding! 叮! System commercial city: The success exchange has chanted spring 【系统商城:已成功兑换咏春】 As a result of the host build difference, is improving the military study...” “由于宿主体型差异,正在改良武学...” Is deducing the catching up way and muscle group to surge, skeleton movement .... “正在推演发力方式、肌肉群涌动,骨骼运动....” .... .... Under the processors of eight nuclear, quick completed. 在八核的处理器下,很快就完成了。 In the afternoon, the pheasant opened chanted spring cultivation, sweated profusely, in the mind presented a translucent pheasant blue color empty shadow, is showing the posture, oneself only needed to follow to practice. 这天下午,野鸡开启了咏春修炼,挥汗如雨,脑海中出现了一个半透明的野鸡蓝色虚影,正在摆出姿势,自己只需要跟着练习。 Movement revises, left chicken wing downward three centimeters, with the muscle SMS strength of brachium tricep.” “动作修正,左鸡翅向下三厘米,用肱三头肌的肌肉群发力。” Movement revises, the right claw lifts...” “动作修正,右爪抬起...” In the repetition step by step, the movement of this pheasant is gradually smooth and perfect, majestic. 一步一步的重复中,这只野鸡的动作渐渐流畅而完美起来,龙行虎步。 Host: Pheasant( second-order) 宿主:野鸡(二阶) Strength: 9.4 力量:9.4 Speed: 10.3 速度:10.3 Physical: 8.1 体质:8.1 Wisdom: 1 智慧:一 Quick, short several days pass by, a pheasant acted, the tiger's roar mountain forest, one set chanted spring an inch fist, changed into the most callous cruel fight chicken, hit to explode the head of opposite tiger. 很快,短短数日过去,一只野鸡出手了,虎啸山林,一套咏春寸拳,化为最为冷酷残忍的战斗鸡,打爆了对面老虎的脑袋。 ..... ..... The day passed by gradually for three years. 日子渐渐过去了三年。 The trim becomes the dispute to rise from all directions greatly, anomaly of one by one terrifying is born in the land, young Wei is only one of them, even is also human and animals harmless temperate anomaly, even is the neutral category... 整片大地变得纷争四起,一个个恐怖的怪诞诞生于大地,小薇只是其中之一,甚至还算是人畜无害的温和怪诞,甚至属于中立的范畴... But in the entire mountain forest, the pheasant also arrived fifth-order! 而整个山林中,野鸡也抵达了五阶! Right! 对! Fifth-order! 五阶! Under the devil training, the pheasant arrived fifth-order. 在魔鬼训练下,野鸡抵达了五阶。 The intelligence quotient is still not high, according to the truth, the life arrived fourth-order starts to have the wisdom, but this pheasant, was completely different. 只是智商依旧不高,按照道理来说,生命抵达四阶就开始有了智慧,但这一只野鸡,完全不同。 Perhaps, is the original potential is quite low, perhaps... is because the muscle was covered with the brain, can only exchange simply.” Pan Yuxian very earnest record, calculating, as a trainer. “或许,是本来潜力就比较低,更或许...是因为肌肉长满了大脑,只能简单的交流。”潘雨仙很认真的纪录,推算着,作为一个健身教练。 This absolutely is the system of different from Remote Antiquity World. 这绝对是一个不同于荒古世界的体系。 This world, the body cultivates and say/way cultivate/repair, needs the gene of Remote Antiquity person bloodlines, to open inner heaven and earth, is the magic cube gene. 这个世界,无论是体修、还是道修,都需要荒古人血脉的基因,开辟内天地,也就是魔方基因。 But this chicken? 而这一只鸡? Does not repair inner heaven and earth, without Dantian, solely depends on the ancestral Shaman bloodlines, by the great strength of pure mortal body, arrived in this fearful altitude. 不修内天地,没有丹田,单单靠着祖巫血脉,以纯肉身的强大,抵达了这种可怕的高度。 Was only, is too weak, has not become a ghost Kaihui... possibly is not the true monster.” “只是,还是太弱了,没有成精开慧...可能不是真正的妖。” She hesitated, after all must become a ghost, needs in rich small heaven and earth, to absorb the sun and moon essence, my exercises body forcefully, every day the push-up, exercises the muscle, it is estimated that meets not good... must look for inner heaven and earth, breeds, what expert inner heaven and earth opens the brightness... as for looking for? Should look for some Demon Race, after all the Demon Race multiplication same clan, with own inner heaven and earth, will hatch the descendant.” 她沉吟了一下,“毕竟要成精,是需要在浓郁小天地中,吸收日月精华,我这样强行锻炼身体,每天俯卧撑,锻炼肌肉,估计是会不行...还是得找一下内天地,孕育一下,开一下慧...至于找什么强者内天地?应该找一些妖族,毕竟妖族都会繁衍同族,用自己的内天地,孵化后代。” ...... ...... Purple far hole. 紫远洞。 In the cavern overspread the fine crystal floor tile, a famous beautiful appearance young girl in the happy talks and laughters, the stature is partly visible, is drinking to chat, Yingying Yanyan, they are melts Demon Race, here is a remote mountain monster hole, the girls is gathering round a miss. 洞窟内是铺满了精致水晶地砖,一名名美貌少女正在欢声笑语,身材若隐若现,在喝酒聊天,莺莺燕燕,她们都是化形的妖族,这里是一个深山的妖窟,女孩们正围着一个姑娘。 Luo Caiwei. 正是罗采薇 Three years later, she understands who she is, at all is not a living person, is anomaly, after was killed, solution Zhi, will suck in the human the complaint, is born many young Wei, this is also their type of multiplication ways. 三年下来,她明白了自己是谁,根本不是一个活人,是一种怪诞,被人杀后解肢,会吮吸人类的怨念,诞生更多的小薇,这也就是她们这种类型的繁衍方式。 anomaly was born in the will of the people, has the good, has the wickedness, has the neutrality, all sorts of strange and unusual, making the trim land fill to be strange and gloomy, even the indescribable and terrifying beyond description is strange. 怪诞生于人心,有善,有恶,有中立,千奇百怪,让整片大地充满古怪、阴森,甚至不可名状、难以形容的恐怖怪异。 Young Wei this anomaly, is strangest anomaly, is most miserable and most innocent one good strange, she has perfectly the best moral character, will actually cause the envy of life, cannot bear chase down, dismembers crazily. 小薇这个怪诞,是最诡异的一个怪诞,也是最惨、最无辜的一个善良怪异,她拥有最完美最善良的品性,却会引起生灵的嫉妒,忍不住追杀,疯狂分尸。 Therefore each young Wei, is the target of public criticism. 所以每一个小薇,都是众矢之的。 Even anomaly, will chase down young Wei, enjoys to tear into shreds them, to tear into shreds the perfect pleasant sensation! 甚至连怪诞,都会追杀小薇,享受撕碎她们、撕碎完美的快感! That is becoming addicted and seduction beyond description. 那是一种难以形容的上瘾与诱惑。 They by were also torn into shreds, the body multiplication descendant of disruption, this seems like a survival shape. 她们也以被人撕碎,碎裂的身躯繁衍后代,这像是一种生存形态。 This looks like a pyramid, crazy proliferation. 这就像是一个金字塔,疯狂扩散。 Young Wei who then, the pyramid peak, inevitably most starts, is all young Wei's mothers, is a leader, was being chased down. 那么,金字塔顶端,必然有一个最开始的小薇,是所有小薇的母亲,也就是首领,也在被追杀。 I am not a true human, Elder Sister Shirra actually to save me, wants to lead me, seeks initial first ancestor young Wei Bai Caiwei, having a look at the opposite party perhaps to have some possibility to help me... the result bump into other anomaly, the ambush, was injured to lead me to leave.” She looks at behind coffin, what inside is lying down is Messiah Great Emperor, but Messiah Great Emperor within the body, is deep sleep severe wound Elder Sister Shirra. “我不是一个真正的人类,希拉姐姐却为了救我,想要带我,去寻找最初的始祖小薇-白彩薇,看看对方或许有某种可能帮我...结果碰到了其他怪诞,中了埋伏,受伤带着我离开了。”她看着身后的棺木,里面躺着的是弥赛亚大帝,而弥赛亚大帝体内,是沉睡重伤的希拉姐姐。 After all Elder Sister Shirra already was too old, was sneak attacked. 毕竟希拉姐姐已经太老了,被偷袭了一下。 At this time, moe cute purple sends the young girl to spit the tongue, 此时,一个呆萌可爱的紫发少女吐了吐舌头, Luo Caiwei, is all right, we protect you, outside these anomaly, could not find here, here very safe... you are so good, so long as we pay attention vigilantly to your envy, certainly will not create the tragedy!” 罗采薇,没事的啊,我们保护你,外面那些怪诞,找不到我们这里的,我们这里很安全...你那么善良,我们只要注意警惕对你的嫉妒,一定不会造成悲剧的!” Yes! Your too cute! Too good! First helps us tidy up the housework!” “是啊!你太可爱了!太善良了!一来就帮我们收拾家务!” We love you is also less.” “我们疼你还不及呢。” Goes to go, 12 : 00 am, your whole body mud, first took a bath.” “去吧去吧,都凌晨12点了,你浑身泥泞,先去洗一个澡。” ... ... Luo Caiwei is only silent. 罗采薇只是沉默。 Her clear awareness, no matter who, sees the young Wei's first eyes, will like on her perfect, gives her the best treatment, but follows is together day after day, the birth envy, will unable to bear tear into shreds her! 她清楚的知道,不管是谁,看到小薇的第一眼,就会喜欢上她的完美,给予她最好的待遇,但伴随日渐相处,会诞生嫉妒,忍不住撕碎她! This is the circulation of one by one tragedy. 这是一个个悲剧的循环。 At present accepts me, these good monster little elder sisters, in the future are also this...” “眼前收容我,这些善良的妖怪小姐姐,未来也是这样...” She closes the double pupil slightly, my existence, is in itself a mistake.” 她微微闭上双眸,“我的存在,本身是一种错误。” Suddenly thought that was too tired, young Wei is the disaster, which no matter, will cause the death and chaos. 忽然觉得太累了,小薇就是灾难,不管到哪,都会引起死亡与纷乱。 Perhaps, oneself damn? 或许,自己该死了? Her light is thinking, although Elder Sister Shirra said, she is also a living person, do not discard the life, will help her with every effort, is... 她淡淡的想着,尽管希拉姐姐说,她也是一个活人,不要舍弃生命,会尽力帮她,可是... Bang bang bang! 嘭嘭嘭! The entrance hears the knock suddenly. 门口忽然传来敲门声。 Who?” “谁啊?” Several girls go to the wooden door. 几个女孩子去开木门。 A form appears in the cavern entrance suddenly. 一个身影忽然出现在洞窟门口。 That is delicate and pretty young people, what do I have to help your?” 那是一个俊美的青年人,“我有什么能帮助你们的吗?” Well! This is not the nine elder brother of next-door neighbor, you are seek asylum!?” “咦!这不是隔壁邻居的九哥吗,你是来避难的吗!?” Surrounding girls chirp. 周围的女孩们叽叽喳喳。 The handsome man opens the mouth again: What do I have to help your?” 英俊男人再次开口:“我有什么能帮助你们的吗?” What!?” The surrounding girls were startled being startled, they thought that nine elder brother some are not right. “什么!?”周围的女孩们怔了怔,她们觉得九哥有些不对。 What do I have to help your?” “我有什么能帮助你们的吗?” The handsome man opens the mouth again, is gradually unemotional, is much stiffer. 英俊男人再次开口,渐渐面无表情,僵硬得诡异。 The surrounding girl somewhat thought that is not right, big in the evening, the seductress/evil spirit of neighbor stands in the entrance suddenly, redundant a few words, want to help us unceasingly, how to feel somewhat strangely. 周围的女孩有些觉得不对劲了,大晚上,邻居的妖精忽然站在门口,不断重复一句话,想要帮助我们,怎么都感觉有些诡异。 Luo Caiwei just took a bath, saw that man shakes instantaneously, frightens the whole body to sweat, the sweat big big infiltration, the breathing rapidly, 12 points knocks, did you open the door unexpectedly? That... that is the false neighbor!!” 罗采薇刚刚洗完澡走出来,看到那男人瞬间一抖,吓得浑身冒汗,汗水大颗大颗的渗透出来,呼吸急促起来,“十二点的敲门声,你们竟然开门了?那...那是伪邻!!” What?” “什么?” The surroundings one is startled. 周围一惊。 Government authorities warrant for arrest, the anomaly serial number 105- false neighbors, spread the neighbors it is said late at night the extermination massacre in Qingshui County, changes into gradually discussed strangely, fills the entire Yuzhou .... Luo Caiwei is sweating profusely, false neighbor, it whenever always 12 points times knock on a door, appear by your neighbor neighbor, the old person, child and woman, its semblance is helpful, asked that you want anything to help, when you invited passing through the gate him, helped work, is actually seeking to massacre your opportunity...” “官府通缉令,怪诞编号105-伪邻,据说是流传在清水县的邻居深夜灭门惨案,渐渐化为怪谈,弥漫整个禹州....”罗采薇满头大汗,“伪邻,它总是每当十二点的时刻敲门,以你的街坊邻居出现,老人、小孩、妇女,它的外表乐于助人,问你要什么帮助,等你把他请进门,帮忙做事,其实在寻找杀掉你的机会...” They one startled, responded thoroughly. 她们一惊,彻底反应过来。 They opened the door! 她们开门了! This is, do already please pass through the gate? 这是,已经请进门了? Luo Caiwei said: „After opening the door, if you reject his help, he motive that has the murder, will massacre you directly, if you make him help enter the room to work, after he helps you, massacres you again.” 罗采薇说:“开门后,如果你拒绝他的帮助,他就了有杀人的动机,会直接杀掉你,如果你让他帮忙进屋做事,他帮助你之后,再杀掉你。” The surrounding girl whole body trembles, looks to the entrance, in brief, is he looking for the excuse murder?” 周围的女孩浑身一颤,看向门口,“总之,他就是在找借口杀人?” Some girls open the mouth hastily, that I let the trees that he cuts a mountain range, he must after helping us, then massacres us? We seize the chance to delay time, he cuts trees down for several years, then we escape.” 有姑娘连忙开口,“那我让他去砍一座山脉的树木,他是要在帮助我们后,再杀掉我们是吧?我们趁机拖延时间,他砍树得好几年吧,然后我们逃吧。” Useless.” The Luo Caiwei whole body shivers, „, if your request goes too far, surpassed his determination, he thinks that you are creating obstacles for him, will massacre you directly... only solution, is 12 point some people knocks on a door, cannot open the door absolutely! That is Qingshui County, and even place folk customs of entire Yuzhou! You live in remote mountains and ancient forests of Yuzhou, actually does not know! Also blames me, should be follows I to come!” “没用的。”罗采薇浑身颤抖,“如果你的请求太过分,超过了他的判定,他认为你是在刁难他,也会直接杀掉你...唯一解决的办法,是十二点有人敲门,绝对不能开门!那是清水县,乃至整个禹州的地方民俗!你们住在禹州的深山老林,竟然不知道!也怪我,应该是跟着我来的!” The surrounding girls, the complexion is pale. 周围的女孩子们,面色铁青。 anomaly also divides the rank, they grow stronger in the fear of absorption human, the killed person are more, is stronger, probably at present this is strong, they will not be the opponents. 怪诞也是分等级的,它们在吸收人类的恐惧而变强,杀的人越多,也就越强,像是眼前这个非常强,她们就不会是对手。 What has to want us to help?” “有什么要我们帮助的吗?” The fifth time, the man tranquil voice of resounds. 第五次,男人平静的声音响起。 The surrounding girls collapsed instantaneously, backing up, panic-stricken, as if the end arrived, does not have the little sound. 周围的女孩们都瞬间崩溃了,倒退着,惊恐着,仿佛末日降临了,没有一点点声音。 I eventually, is dying... 我终究,还是要死了啊... Luo Caiwei is shivering, but wants to delay time, thinking, is making him help work, although completes will kill us, but many can be exactly long, makes him mop the floor, needed time relative long time, is not the excessive request...” 罗采薇颤抖着,但还是想拖延一下时间,心想着,“让他帮忙做事吧,虽然做完就会杀我们,但是多少能活久一点,就让他拖一下地板吧,需要的时间相对久,也不是过分的要求...” Her already decided. 已经打定主意了。 I think to become monster.” “我想成妖。” Suddenly, a cockerel, from another side threshold slit, lies in the slit, finds out the head of moe, timid, some unexpectedly small cute, moe is naive. 忽然之间,一只小公鸡,从另外一侧的门槛缝隙中,趴在缝隙中,探出呆萌的脑袋,怯生生的,竟然有些小可爱,呆萌天真。 The surrounding girl is startled. 周围女孩一惊。 What! A cute cockerel!” Their complexion is pallid, but also thinks that is a liberator. “什么啊!只是一只可爱的小公鸡!”她们面色煞白,还以为是救星。 to become is monster, the help that you want?” Simple-hearted man tranquil looks is lying in the crack in a door, searches cockerel that the head is coming out, good.” “成妖,原来就是你要的帮助吗?”木讷男人平静的望着趴在门缝,探着脑袋出来的小公鸡,“好。” The surrounding girl was startled being startled. 周围女孩怔了怔。 The false neighbor complied! 伪邻答应了! But indeed is not a excessive request, after all already will speak, represents is only left over the last step, a build ultra small pheasant, the needed energy are not many. 但的确是一个不过分的请求,毕竟已经会说话了,就代表只剩下最后一步,一只体型超小的小野鸡,需要的能量也不多。 Really helps me? That was really good!” “真的帮我?那真是太好了!” That cute cockerel, lies in the crack in a door, opened the door unexpectedly, stood up slowly, revealed under the head of cute cockerel, unexpectedly was a muscle brother expensive/noble body of terrifying huge distortion, the muscle twisted the old tree packing, 可爱的小公鸡,趴在门缝中,竟然推开了门,缓缓站起身,露出了可爱小公鸡的脑袋下,竟是一个恐怖庞大扭曲的肌肉兄贵身躯,肌肉拧成老树盘根, Rumble!!” “咕噜!!” The surrounding female student, swallowed saliva ruthlessly, raises head to look, it stood there formed a shadow. 周围的女生,狠狠咽了一口唾沫,仰头望去,它站在那里形成了一片阴影。 Is this cockerel?! My God! Where comes this build cockerel!! This is also anomaly exists! Even if a monster became a ghost, Kaihui, still transformed the feather, will not have that exaggerating huge muscle build!! 这是小公鸡?!我的天!哪来这种体型的小公鸡!!这也是一个怪诞存在吧!一个妖就算是成精了,开慧了,也只是蜕变了羽毛,不会有那么夸张庞大的肌肉体型!! This uncle, you said that... helps me become a ghost?” “这位叔叔,你说...帮我成精?” The still wisdom of small pheasant was not high, rough, was excited speaks in an infantile tone of voice, says these words. 小野鸡的仍旧智慧不高,磕磕绊绊,兴奋得奶声奶气,说出这一句话。
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