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#281: Strange old person


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Is less than several days, the entire rivers and lakes are blustery, change into a storm center. 不到数天,整个江湖风起云涌,化为一场风暴中心。 Xu Zhi is reorganizing the orchard at this time, but is actually the inner heaven and earth orchard, on the one by one rack crawled completely the emerald green vine, all was fruits, in the land the shallot trees, only Pallbearer Chicken cluck yelled, was very happy. 许纸此时正在整理果园,不过却是自己内天地的果园,一个个架子上爬满了翠绿藤蔓,全是一颗颗果实,大地上青葱树木,一只只送终鸡咕咕咕大叫,十分开心。 Follows the mirror constantly to study, the Xu Zhi knowledge background trend progresses by leaps and bounds finally. 伴随镜像不断学习,许纸的知识底蕴终于走向突飞猛进。 My enters Sorcerer World previous time, the incarnation for anonymous Messiah Monarch Great Emperor, the liver in the library 50-60 years, a pain ended, now has been putting aside, is not willing to start to study again, the knowledge halts, but there is a mirror, does not need to be worried that the state-of-art cannot follow.” “我上一次进入巫师世界,化身为匿名的弥赛亚君主大帝,在图书馆里肝了50-60年,头都痛完了,现在一直在搁置,不愿意再开始学习,知识止步不前,但有了镜像,就再也不用担心知识水平跟不上。” Has saying that flatter ugly half step, a Creator stride. 不得不说,阿丑一小步,造物主一大步。 Worry that later does not need to be worried about to study. 以后再也不用担心学习的烦恼。 Some Medusa accompany the discussion, with the mirror also master also friend, progresses fast! 墨杜萨陪伴讨论,与镜像亦师亦友,进步得飞快! cultivation difficult problem that especially recently came across, goes to disguise the mirror occasionally, sits with Medusa before the table mutually discussed, Bing Zhu talked in the night. 特别是最近自己遇到的修炼难题,也偶尔进去假装镜像,与墨杜萨相互坐在桌子前讨论,秉烛夜谈。 Simply perfect. 简直完美。 This reminded me of high school age, sat with the classmate in the window edge, discussed the exercise, made the time of examination paper... just the classmate to turn into Medusa together.” Xu Zhi is inducing within the body silently. “这让我想起了高中时代,与同桌坐在窗口边缘,一起讨论习题,一起做试卷的时光...只不过同桌变成了墨杜萨。”许纸默默感应着体内 Now, Nine Revolutions Profound Art, already opened fifth acupoint Grotto-Heaven. 现在,九转玄功,已经开辟第五个窍穴洞天了。 And, the solar furnace also had some features. 并且,太阳熔炉也有了一些眉目。 All start to develop quickly. 一切开始发展得很快。 Xu Zhi is leisurely and carefree, crosses the agriculture to occupy the idyllic life of leisure in the orchard, until seeing some fellow who wants to do the matter. 许纸非常悠闲,在果园里过着农居休闲的田园生活,直到看到了某个想要搞事情的家伙。 At this moment, Moe Younger Sister continues to fabricate a rumor on the rivers and lakes, adds inflammatory details, „the Bai Xiaosheng two big chances, changed into male and female two, that Hu Rennong took a chance, opened Divine Path, world-shaking is indescribably tragic, explained religious doctrine the same day in Capital City, the Heaven Deity opens Heaven World to wait and see .... But remaining chances, can only be the female obtain.” 此时此刻,萌妹继续在江湖上造谣,添油加醋,“百晓生本来有两大机缘,化为男女两份,那胡人农取走了一份机缘,开辟了神道,惊天地泣鬼神,于京城讲道当日,天上的神人都打开天界观望....而剩下的一份机缘,只能是女子取得。” On the rivers and lakes, the innumerable female vision are fiery, male with bitter hatred, does not hate for the daughter body. 江湖上,无数女子目光火热,男子痛心疾首,恨不为女儿身。 Moe Younger Sister posted quickly , indicating that opening Mid-Autumn Festival, the online live broadcast, welcome everyone to attend the ceremony: 萌妹很快就发帖了,表示开启“中秋活动”,在线直播,欢迎大家观礼: «Online punishes the steel straight male! Monopolizes various refusing to accept 《在线惩治钢铁直男!专治各种不服!》 It is well known, my species turns into the young sweetheart, eats up() shyly to Creator, I come in am also the fans track down the idol, but actually arrives with Creation God overcomes nature misses, at present turns into Sage to be never, does not know when can see the male god who most loves again, “众所周知,我的物种是变成小甜心,给造物主吃下(羞涩),我进来也是粉丝追寻偶像,但却与创世神降临补天的时候错过,眼前变成圣人遥遥无期,不知道什么时候能再见到最爱的男神, Remote Antiquity World, the Mid-Autumn Festival season, I and my Creator male god, will still be never, as if cowherd and weaving maiden magpie bridge faces one another, cannot help but sadness, cries sorrowfully .... But some steel straight male appeared by chance, renovated my three views! ” 荒古世界,中秋时节,我和我造物主男神,依旧遥遥无期,仿佛牛郎织女鹊桥相望,不由得悲从中来,落泪悲痛....而某个钢铁直男恰巧出现了,刷新了我的三观!” The people become aware immediately suddenly! 众人顿时恍悟! Obviously, Moe Younger Sister the greater part of the night, ran to seize at that time secretly, angry, the result sees to deeply love the learn/study instantaneously the scene, your greater part of the night does not sleep, stays up late to study with the beautiful woman, this person of poisonous! 显然,萌妹当时大半夜,暗地里跑去捉间,怒气冲冲,结果瞬间看到热爱学习的场面,你大半夜不睡觉,和美女一起熬夜学习,这人有毒吧! This was hits in the Moe Younger Sister muzzle, others are angry. 这是撞到萌妹的枪口上了,人家正生气呢。 Moe Little Sister Must Evolve into Dragon: Mid-Autumn Festival special event opening! Some bookworm delivers continually in the meat of mouth does not eat, only knows that stays up late to study with the beautiful woman, repulsive in appearance, therefore I let people him, with even popular resentment .... 萌妹要进化成龙:“中秋特别活动开启了!某个书呆子连送在嘴巴的肉都不吃,只知道和美女熬夜学习,面目可憎,于是我让人把他强了,以平民怨....” Screenshot, 截图、 Screenshot, 截图、 The screenshot of one after another rivers and lakes beautiful woman was put. 一张张江湖美人的截图被放了出来。 In the forum is very crazy, feels with bitter hatred, they cannot think completely, in this world really has such deep love to study, person who does not attend to the external object, simply is in entire Sandbox deeply loves the example of learn/study, but oneself are the bracing oneself liver, does that have is willing? 论坛里很疯狂,觉得痛心疾首,他们完全想不到,这个世界上竟然有如此热爱读书,不顾外物的人,简直是整个沙盘中的热爱学习的榜样,但是自己都是硬着头皮肝的啊,那有那么心甘情愿? They looked, is rather uncomfortable. 他们看了,未免不是滋味。 So that's how it is, this game plans to think through a matter, set up for you example that deeply loves the learn/study, this told us, so long as deeply loved the learn/study, naturally had the beautiful woman to surrender( dug out nose)” “原来如此,这个游戏策划用心良苦,为你们树立了热爱学习的榜样,这告诉我们只要热爱学习,自然有美人投怀送抱(抠鼻)” Reasonable!” “有道理!” Netizens Le Feng of innumerable surrounding, teased, felt this flash, there is the stance of hotly searching, perhaps the name can call it: Deeply loves the learn/study to make me be separated single. 无数围观的网友们乐疯了,纷纷调侃,觉得这一瞬间,又有上热搜的架势,或许名字可以称之为:热爱学习使我脱离单身。 Scoundrel Moe Younger Sister! Why forces others repugnant things, lets loose that student, lets me!( Clenches jaws)” “混账萌妹!为什么强迫人家讨厌的事情,放开那书生,让我来!(咬牙切齿)” To be honest, the Moe Younger Sister approach was extremely cruel, this is the extremely evil female fist principle, must think that the men are despicable, do not have lasciviously, wants to force others, I noticed that this beautiful woman surrounds, cannot help but sadness, the tears keep comes out from the corners of the mouth class/flow.” “说实话,萌妹的做法太过残忍了,这是万恶的女拳主义,一定要认为男人都是下贱,没有不好色的,想要强迫别人,我看到这一幕美女环绕,不由得悲从中来,眼泪不停的从嘴角流出来。” .... .... Moe Younger Sister is secretly self-satisfied, she pours also really has no dirty idea, but wants to look at this Monk Tang, whether wholeheartedly read-only saints and sages book, really under maintaining one's composure willow tree benefit. 萌妹暗自得意,她倒也真没有什么龌龊想法,只是想看这个唐僧,是否一心只读圣贤书,真的坐怀不乱柳下惠。 The Medusa deep sleep, does not know outside matter in any case. 反正墨杜萨沉睡,根本不知道外面的事情。 But this dull student, did not understand that complained .... 而这个呆书生,也不懂得去告状.... Visits him to study, one group of beautiful females pull up him, looked whether he can also study, even one group of females use strongly to him!” The Moe Younger Sister vision is bright as snow, my already can imagine his loud pitiful yell!” “看他读书,一堆美丽女子撩他,看他是否还能学下去,甚至一堆女子对他用强!”萌妹目光雪亮,“我已经能想象到他的大声惨叫了!” Short several days, one by one rivers and lakes strange female, demon gate Saintess and Confucianism goddess, comes. 短短数日,一个个江湖奇女子、魔门圣女、圣门神女,纷纷前来。 Looks at Hu Xian child, leaves a loophole.” Countless people were saying to the fox young girl. “望胡仙子,网开一面。”无数人对着狐狸少女说道。 Moe Younger Sister has rested, however her apprentice Hu Haihan, travels around the rivers and lakes, instead obtained a big reputation, after all now the already Dao Palace boundary, in the day list seventh, is called Hu Xian child. 萌妹一直休息,但是她的徒弟胡海寒,周游江湖,反而获得了不小的名声,毕竟现在已经道宫境,在天榜第七,被称为胡仙子。 You, so long as does not hurt the life, does not use violence matter of , we can not pay attention, is the rivers and lakes children, the sentiment of men and women, is normal, he does not have the lover now, you may pursue, gain his favorable impression, becomes a divine immortal companion .... Moe Younger Sister blinks, suggested secretly, is shameless, in the evening do not come, that female is very hot tempered, wants to monopolize him, do not appear in her at present .... “你们只要不伤害性命,不用暴力之事,我们可以不予理睬,都是江湖儿女,男女之情,非常正常,他现在没有恋人,你们可自己追求,获取他的好感,成为神仙道侣....”萌妹眨了眨眼睛,偷偷暗示,非常无耻,“不过晚上不要前来,那个女子很暴躁,想要独占他,不要出现在她的眼前....” one by one Mortal World major schools the lovable girls of day, are hundred years of rare rare talent, their vision how high? 一个个凡间各大门派的天之娇女,都是百年难得一出的奇才,她们眼界何其的高? The common ordinary man, naturally cannot have a liking, even there is the idea of lifelong not marrying, but Bai Xiaosheng this man, is indeed wrapped in a shroud of obscurity, changed magically Hu Rennong, opens Divine Path. 寻常普通男人,自然是看不上,甚至有终身不嫁的想法,但百晓生这个男子,的确神秘莫测,点化了胡人农,开辟神道 On the same day Hu Rennong, preached the dao in Capital City, world-shaking was indescribably tragic, even Heaven World opened the immortal gate, countless Daoist immortals are overlooking Mortal World. 当日胡人农,在京城讲道,惊天地泣鬼神,连天界都而打开了仙门,无数神人在俯瞰凡间 This grade of man, is my matches certainly.” “这等男子,才是我的绝配。” Their innermost feelings are fiery, first is the language attracts. 她们内心火热,先是语言魅惑。 Bai Xiaosheng holds no character heavenly book, does not pay attention. 百晓生捧着无字天书,不予理会。 Another, their respective clothes, performed to reveal the charm on , came to ask for advice temperately, the body pasted by slowly, pasted inquires about the issue in the ear, gentle song. 又一日,她们各自穿着打扮,尽显魅力,前来温和讨教,身躯缓缓贴靠上去,贴在耳边询问问题,轻柔细语。 Bai Xiaosheng holds the books, is reading as before. 百晓生手捧书籍,依旧在读。 The hero female hates the tooth to be itchy, cannot help but angry, wants to use instantaneously strongly, kisses slowly, finally .... 众位侠女恨得牙痒痒的,不由得大怒,瞬间想用强,缓缓吻上去,结果.... Bang bang bang! 嘭嘭嘭! The students put down the books, one by one is black and blue, made into the pig head while still alive, flies upside down. 书生放下了书籍,一个个鼻青脸肿,被活活打成猪头,倒飞出去。 Moe Younger Sister:??? 萌妹:??? My God!! 我的天啊!! This person is a domestic animal! 这人是个畜生吧! The beautiful young girls affect you to read, others punching? 美少女影响你看书,就把人家给揍了? The Moe Younger Sister eye stared straight! In the process of screenshot the hand shook! 萌妹眼睛都瞪直了!截图的过程中手都抖了! This is not Earth, here cultivation female, each is long the makings to be outstanding, is beautiful the world to be difficult to seek, even these big stars in oneself world, still at all not possible to compare with them. 这可不是地球,这里修炼的女子,各个都长得气质卓绝,美艳得天下难寻,就算是自己世界的那些大明星,也根本不可能与她们相比。 In front of their these Fairy Maiden person, but is the Mortal World mediocre female, wants the cosmetics and skin care can maintain the beauty. 在她们这些仙女般的人儿面前,不过是凡间的凡俗之女,要化妆品和护肤才能保养丽质。 The entire school famous elder, protected the Saintess protector instantaneous delay in secret. 整个江湖门派名宿,暗中保护自己圣女的护道者瞬间呆滞了。 What exactly had?! 到底发生了什么?! On one by one rivers and lakes the wonderful females of major schools, beautiful moving, does not know that is in the dreams of many knights the sweetheart, finally made into the pig head while still alive, the pretty facial features of that acme of beauty and deportment swelled cannot see the human form! 一个个江湖上各大门派的奇女子,美丽动人,不知道是多少江湖侠客的梦中情人,结果被活活打成猪头,那千娇百媚的俏丽面容都肿看不出人形了! This is impossible! This is absolutely impossible, on rivers and lakes the day of younger generation arrogant female, without the man does not move, this Bai Xiaosheng, wallows to study unexpectedly, doesn't regard the female them?” “这不可能!这绝无可能,江湖上年轻一代的天之骄女,没有男人不动心,这百晓生,竟然沉迷读书,不把她们当成女子?” .... This generation of female Heaven's Chosen, are several hundred years of rare martial arts prosperous times, at this time all fights in the Dao Palace boundary, each be likely Grotto-Heaven boundary, to fly upwards Heaven World, serves ancient Celestial Emperor.” “....这一代的女子天骄,是数百年难得的武道盛世,此时悉数在道宫境争锋,各个都有望洞天境,飞升天界,侍奉一尊尊古老天帝。” Especially the demon gate and Confucianism two Saintess, sweep away the world, in the world rivers and lakes contemporaries does not have a anti- hand, some major Confucianism masters spoke frankly, is several hundred years of rare talent, shatter void, the flying upwards paradise, becoming certainly the emperor is inevitable! Even has the capital of Great Emperor!” “特别是魔门、圣门两位圣女,横扫天下,天下江湖同代人中无一抗手,有各大圣门宗师坦言,是数百年难得人才,破碎虚空,飞升仙界,成为准帝是必然!甚至有大帝之资!” On the rivers and lakes, countless people are shocked with amazement, this is extremely really unthinkable. 江湖上,无数人震惊骇然,这实在太过匪夷所思。 In fact, heaven and earth Great Tribulation, talents should tribulation to live, they have the shocking and stunning aptitude talent, but saw Hu Rennong opened Divine Path, comes compared with a flying immortal better chance, has not thought that was beaten savagely. 实际上,天地大劫将至,一位位天才应劫而生,她们都有惊才绝艳的资质才情,但看到了胡人农开辟了神道,是比飞仙更好的机缘才来,没有想到被暴打一顿。 Quite bored, is really a bookworm, this is not good.” “好无聊啊,真是个书呆子,这都不行。” The Moe Younger Sister smart-alecky growing up mouth, feels very senseless, the disputes of these rivers and lakes as if did not care at all, but regards a minor matter , to continue to drive to lead the way. 萌妹俏皮的长大嘴巴,觉得很无趣,这些江湖的纷争似乎毫不在意,只是当成一桩小事,继续驱车前行。 Xu Zhi sees this, shakes the head to laugh in spite of trying not to actually. 许纸看到这一幕,倒是摇头失笑。 Really is mischievous, another day also to you small book.” “真是调皮,改天也得给你记小本本上了。” Oneself are six steps, cuts an ant size the mirror, six step cultivation base naturally are natural, although without main body Sorcerer and Nine Revolutions Profound Art heaven defying cultivation technique, but his knowledge quantity vast like sea, the making a move infinitely subtle, the unusual conditions, are the ordinary same step, not necessarily is his opponent. 自己是六阶,斩去一个蚂蚁大小的镜像,有六阶修为自然是理所应当,虽然没有本体的巫师九转玄功逆天功法,但他的知识量浩瀚如海,出手奥妙无穷,浑然天成,就是普通同阶,都未必是他的对手。 Entire rivers and lakes strenuous vibration. 整个江湖剧烈震动。 In short time, actually does not have the female to come again. 时间内,竟然再没有女子前来。 Moe Younger Sister cannot help but disappointed, disseminated this news in the post, in the entire Internet forum, does the innumerable person skull severe pain, how have this man? They read these black and blue screenshots, immediately loves dearly. 萌妹不由得失望,在帖子中散播了这个消息,整个网络论坛中,无数人脑壳剧痛,怎么有这种男人?他们看着这些鼻青脸肿的截图,顿时心疼得不行。 Also passed several days, the scared old women, her sleeve cuff is empty, is breaks the arm, the eye pupil pollution, brings desolately aged, blocked the carriage. 又过了数日,有一位失魂落魄的老妇人,她一只袖口空荡荡的,是个断臂,眼眸浑浊,带着苍凉老迈,拦住了马车。 Others rivers and lakes talent young girl , an old person, still joined in the fun even.” “人家江湖天才少女也就算了,一个老人,也来凑热闹。” Moe Younger Sister shakes the head, rides on the carriage, feels surprised, his definitely not that heavy taste.” 萌妹摇头,坐着马车上,觉得惊奇,“他肯定不会那么重口味的。” Old woman, but goes forward, has handed over a light paper slowly, the paper seems to be heavy, if thousand honored, she struggled a while, then trembling turns head to limp to leave, hope kindly treats.” 那老妇人,只是上前,缓缓递过了一张薄薄的纸张,纸张仿佛重若千钧,她挣扎了一会儿,然后颤颤巍巍的扭头蹒跚离开,“希望善待。” That simple-hearted student looked at a paper, stopped by calling out the old woman, inviting her to board, inequitable exchange, said your issue.” 那木讷的书生望了一眼纸张,叫住了老妇人,邀请她上车,“等价交换,说出你的问题。” The old person whole body trembles, turns head to say simple-hearted: Can let my flying immortal?” 老人浑身一颤,木讷扭头道:“能否让我飞仙?” Surrounding hidden in various large amount of hidden place shakes the head, shatter void, the flying upwards paradise, that is so simple. 周围隐藏在暗处的各大宗门摇头,破碎虚空,飞升仙界,那有那么简单。 Sure enough was rejected. 果不其然被拒绝了。 Grotto-Heaven boundary? Please inequitable exchange.” Student reply. 洞天境?请等价交换。”书生回答。 Old woman as if already be used to it, continued to limp to depart early. 老妇人似乎早已经习惯了,继续蹒跚离去。 The students again are simple-hearted the opens the mouth, this paper, can trade 100 such issues, please inequitable exchange.” 书生再次木讷开口,“这一张纸,能换一百个这样的问题,请等价交换。” Crash-bang! 哗啦! In entire woods rapid vibration. 整个树林中迅速震动。 It is not insufficient, is the value is far in excess , can this paper, trade 100 Grotto-Heaven boundary old monsters? 不是不够,是价值远远超越,这一张纸,能换一百个洞天境老怪物? Can that become ancient age Celestial Emperor? 那岂不是可以成为一尊古老时代天帝 Innumerable rivers and lakes person complexion one tight, looks to that light paper, above as if contains the fearful mystery, after all Bai Xiaosheng complies with the inequitable exchange, inside thing exchanges Celestial Emperor sufficiently!! 无数江湖人士面色一紧,看向那一张薄薄纸张,上面仿佛蕴含着可怕奥秘,毕竟百晓生遵从等价交换,里面的东西足以交换一个天帝!! But that old person, on the rivers and lakes no one knew, she also has no cultivation base. 但那个老人,江湖上没有人认识,她也没有任何修为 This is an old person who does not have cultivation base, even does not have any cultivation trace.” Moe Younger Sister sits on the carriage, starts a complexion wrinkle. “这是一个没有修为的老人,甚至没有任何修炼过的痕迹。”萌妹坐在马车上,也开始面色一皱。 Although she salt fish, but passes through today from opening heaven and earth Dao Emperor age, is existence of this piece of the world's most ancient, cultivation base is Seventh Realm Celestial Emperor, naturally can see. 她虽然咸鱼,但从开天辟地道君时代贯穿今日,是这一片世界最古老的存在,修为还是一尊第七境天帝,自然能看出。 Old woman who this breaks the arm, is not the cultivation base completely waste rivers and lakes grandmaster, but is the inborn meridian silt stops up, is never has cultivation average person! 这个断臂的老妇人,不是修为尽废的江湖宗师,而是天生的经脉淤堵,是从来没有修炼过的普通人! Not only she saw, all rivers and lakes expert saw, feels unbelievable, how can be an average person? 不仅仅她看出,所有江湖高手都看出了,觉得难以置信,怎么会是一个普通人? The old woman old eyes pollution, the twinkle tears, „can the effort of my lifetime, be worth Celestial Emperor suddenly?” 老妇人老眼浑浊,猛然闪烁泪花,“我毕生的努力,能值得一个天帝?” Yes.” “是。” Simple-hearted student mechanicalness reply. 木讷书生机械性回答。 Xu Zhi has arrived quietly, sits well on the carriage, the hand holds a no character heavenly book, looks at tremblingly to this 70-80 -year-old woman, the innermost feelings shake however, has not thought that also has this person to exist in secret, by a small and weak mortal's body, has birth, age, illness and death, cannot cultivation, be able by the exquisite sword technique, to cut completely the world rivers and lakes grandmaster, even the sword opens the immortal gate.” 许纸已然悄悄到来,端坐在马车上,手捧一本无字天书,看向这个颤颤巍巍的70-80岁老妇人,内心撼然,“没有想到还有这种人暗中存在,以一个弱小的凡人之身,有生老病死,亦不能修炼,就能以精妙剑技,斩尽天下江湖宗师,甚至剑开仙门。”
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