SH :: Volume #3

#270: Di Qi plagiarize daily marches with player


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您可以在百度里搜索“饲养全人类妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节! Di Qi does not care about these. 帝祁并不在意这些。 Because no one can see his ugly performance, studies these strange unknown seeking novelty lives, could learn the foreign land Civilization knowledge of mysterious powerful return to ruin world, enters their thought domains, is worth trying. 因为没有人能看到他的丑态,学习这些奇异的未知猎奇生命,或许能学到神秘强大归墟世界的异域文明知识,进入他们的思维领域,值得一试。 His Great All-Heaven, contains all phenomena on earth, naturally must include these mysterious domains. 他的大罗天经,包容万象,自然要囊括这些神奇领域。 Cluck .... 咕咕咕.... Golden Crow pours in ground two as before turns white, the whole body twitching convulsion, is spitting the saliva, is brandishing the golden flame wing, shivers unceasingly. 一只金乌依旧倒在地上两眼翻白,浑身抽搐痉挛,吐着唾沫,挥舞着金色火焰翅膀,不断颤抖。 He adjusts the body silently, the consciousness, the soul, such as the outskirts god women of Earth these convulsion epilepsies, are crooked the Golden Crow head, as if saw that the soul of dead is the same. 他默默调整身躯,意识,灵魂,如地球那些抽风癫痫的村头神婆,歪着金乌头,仿佛看到死者的灵魂一样。 This only Golden Crow god god talked on endlessly twittering, 这只金乌神神叨叨的呢喃, I saw... I as if saw their picture...” “我看到了...我似乎看到了他们的画面...” Xu Zhi:??? 许纸:??? He is drinking water, water almost eats alive exactly! 他正在喝水,一口水差点活活呛出来! Looks at Di Qi in hidden place plagiarize, the whole body is twitching Golden Crow Sage that spits the foam, cannot help but is in a state of stupified that is unable to understand. 看着帝祁正在暗处偷学,浑身抽搐口吐白沫的金乌圣人,不由得陷入了无法理解的懵逼状态。 Are you studying your ancestor Pallbearer Chicken show air/Qi?! 你在学习你先祖送终鸡的骚气吗?! But , is really so .... His ancestor Pallbearer Chicken, but also really twitches in his front, gives him to study.” Xu Zhi suddenly, perhaps, this is the causes and effects in legend, the incomprehensible Heavenly Dao fate. “不过,也还真是如此....他的先祖送终鸡,还真在他的面前抽搐,给他学习。”许纸恍然,或许,这就是传说中的因果,冥冥中天道定数。 But at this moment, outside several minutes, in their forum pm process, inside old tree world already passed in the past for three days. 而此时此刻,外面过去了数分钟,他们论坛私信的过程中,里面的古树世界已经过去了三天。 They twitch in the woods unceasingly, the vitality is extremely exuberant, is only the elasticity and strength of twitching, before being inferior actually . 他们在树林中不断抽搐,生命力极其旺盛,只是抽搐的弹性与劲道,倒是不如之前了。 But Di Qi also followed to twitch entire three days, the movement of twitching also studied to be slowly feeble. 帝祁也跟着抽搐了整整三天,抽搐的动作也学着慢慢衰弱起来。 I saw, I as if saw .... “我看到了,我似乎看到了....” Di Qi imitates lifelike, as if another plant player , he saw some fuzzy pictures gradually unexpectedly, in a room, the ornaments are quite strange, is the strange Civilization ornaments, a post sends the female seductress/evil spirit to send the poster wallpaper in the snake of wall, a human before the chair, to an inscribed horizontal tablet of square shape, inscribed horizontal tablet twinkle strange white light... 帝祁模仿得惟妙惟肖,仿佛另外一个植物玩家,渐渐的,他竟然看到了一些模糊画面,一个房间中,摆设相当古怪,是奇异的文明摆饰,一个贴在墙壁的蛇发女妖精致海报壁纸,一个人类正在椅子前,对着一台方形的匾额,匾额闪烁诡异的白光... I really succeed...” “我果然成功...” Ka scratches!! 咔擦!! The picture breaks suddenly, Di Qi spits in the foam to awaken from the mouth, the complexion concentrates in vain, failed, is really the unthinkable return to ruin world...” 画面忽然断裂,帝祁从口吐白沫中惊醒,面色徒然一凝,“失败了,果然是匪夷所思的归墟世界...” At this moment, Assisting Wisdom Brain broadcasts the mechanicalness sound suddenly: 就在这时,智慧副脑忽然传来机械性的声音: Has the unknown stream of consciousness, attempts to camouflage the player thought channel, carries their thought channels to return to the player body of Earth, already obstructs!” “有未知意识流,妄图伪装玩家的思维渠道,搭载他们的思维通道返回地球的玩家身躯,已经进行阻截!” Xu Zhi put down the teacup, immediately the whole person falls into again speechless. 许纸放下了茶杯,顿时整个人再次陷入无语。 He looks that also in Golden Crow that same place twitches unceasingly, cannot help but twittering gets up, I think that he is teasing that imitates player compared with bronze, who knows that as before is a King .... 他看着还在原地不断抽搐的金乌,不由得呢喃起来,“我以为他是个模仿玩家的逗比青铜,谁知道依旧是一个王者....” His unexpectedly really secretly plagiarize. 他竟然真的暗地里偷学 In imitating the player soul, consciousness and body characteristics, attempt to mix in player, becomes these stupid ass one .... 在模仿玩家的灵魂、意识、身躯特征,妄图混入玩家中,成为那些沙雕的一员.... Really, this plagiarize Sage natural talent, cannot be underestimated.” “果然,这一位偷学圣人的天资,不容小觑。” Xu Zhi reveals not to know whether to laugh or cry. 许纸露出哭笑不得。 Thought that he is very unthinkable, what can study simply, before plagiarize „the Alchemy factory already was very inconceivable, now also simulates player secretly, wants to follow the stream of consciousness to enter player within the body? 觉得他很匪夷所思,简直什么都能学,之前偷学炼金工厂”已经很不可思议,现在还偷偷模拟玩家,想要顺着意识流进入玩家体内 Although he does not know that player and consciousness arrive to make these concepts..., but he indeed almost score a lucky hits. 尽管他不知道玩家、意识降临做这些概念...但他的确差一点歪打正着。 Really has a headache, no law-abiding, native is doing the matter, Di Qi is doing the matter crazily, player is also doing the matter .... Xu Zhi reveals, helpless the look, thought that the own day is not peaceful. “真是头疼,没有一个安分的,土著在搞事情,帝祁在疯狂搞事情,玩家也在搞事情....”许纸露出无奈神色,觉得自己的日子不安生。 However at this time, several player reorganized, was ready and waiting, got online one after another. 不过此时,几个玩家们都整理好了,整装待发,陆续上线。 Pitifully, their already from that exchange latitude, already began to materialize .... “可惜,他们已经从那个交流纬度中回来了,本来已经有了眉目....” Di Qi sees them to crawl, knits the brows slightly, the true body shoulders both hands, stands in the center of the earth deep place, his vision is profound, thought that this is a good chance, observation these strange rebirths exist in secret, could comprehend some unique heaven defying absolute technique. 帝祁看到他们爬起来,微微皱眉,真身背负双手,站在地心深处,他目光深邃,觉得这是一场不错的机缘,暗中观测这些古怪的重生存在,或许能领悟一些独特逆天绝学。 At this time, two plant jumps stood up, pat the dust of buttocks, spirit roused, shouted and wrangled. 此时,两颗植物一个跳跃站起身,拍了拍屁股的灰尘,精神抖擞起来,大呼小叫。 Shameless one, you pinches unexpectedly that gracefully oneself!” The magnet plant is very indignant. “无耻之徒,你竟然把自己捏得那么帅!”磁铁植物很是愤愤不平。 Also had a face to say me? Why your stone person pinched a leg, you were a unclean stone person, to wear skirt?” Chewing gum plant low roar. “还有脸说我?你一个石头人为什么捏多了一条腿,你是一个不洁的石头人,是为了穿上裙子吗?”口香糖植物低吼。 Cheap person, my special is the tail!” “贱人,我那特么是尾巴!” Two people were foul-mouthed, since then already pinched the face to finish, started to prepare the rebirth, was only they also somewhat hesitates. 两个人骂骂咧咧,然后既然已经捏脸完毕了,就开始准备重生了,只是他们又有些犹豫起来。 Because they start to fear that hurt. 因为他们开始怕疼了。 Beforehand wooden did not speak, as the seasoning species, rejected the sensation of pain in own species specially, sheared itself to get down preparing food casually, is their plant is different at present, had the sensation of pain as before. 之前的木木不说话,作为调味料物种,特异在自己物种上剔除了痛觉,随便割自己下了做菜,可是眼前他们植物不同,依旧有痛觉。 In evolution Sandbox, the sensation of pain can the zero alignment, they not dread before, here was actually a real death. 在进化沙盘中,痛觉可以调零,他们之前一直不畏惧,在这里却是一次真实的死亡。 Brushes. 刷拉。 Racer of Mount Haruna threw an axe to them, gave a happiness, the rebirth altar, the setpoint of strategy, already in my copper coin fruit, resurrected in inside on the line.” 秋名山车速给他们丢了一把斧头,“给自己一个痛快,重生祭坛,阵法的设定点,已经在我的铜钱果实里面了,在里面复活就行。” Makes us commit suicide, we cannot start, as the new age sunlight honest youth, comes across many difficulties and setbacks, will not handle that gloomy matter...” “让我们自杀,我们下不了手,作为新时代阳光正直青年,遇到再多的困难与挫折,也不会做那么阴暗的事情...” We, or cuts the opposite party?” “我们要不砍对方?” Two people take up the axe tremblingly, looks at each other one, clenches teeth to divide ruthlessly! 两个人颤颤巍巍拿起斧头,对视一眼,一咬牙狠狠一劈! „It is not the murder, cuts a tree!” “又不是杀人,砍一棵树而已!” Ka scratches! 咔擦! Turned out two wryneck subtrees, lies down in the ground, called out pitifully crazily, tumbled unceasingly. 结果变成了两个歪脖子树,躺在地面上,疯狂惨叫起来,不断翻滚。 fuck fuck! The pain died I! You special cannot under a stingy point! My old feelings remain after a severed relationship!” 卧槽卧槽!痛死了我!你特么不能下手狠一点!我藕断丝连啊!” „Aren't you same? Kills tree one point insufficient man!” “你不也一样?杀一颗树都一点都不够男人!” ... ... Racer of Mount Haruna really could not tolerate. 秋名山车速实在看不过去了。 These two newbie compare funny, making laughs are really many, loses face to transmigrator simply, a point cannot bear painstakingly, here four no one, no one can notice that fortunately they lose face. 这两个萌新逗比进来,闹得笑话实在太多,简直给穿越者丢脸,一点苦都受不了,还好这里四下无人,没有人能看到他们那么丢脸。 He wields the axe rapidly, finished the lives of these two plants, and whispered, taking a rash step, my next time, must bring some to be able the medicine of euthanasia to come, then traded to them makes money, did not take out money must the pain die... the advertisement saying: You also, because the birth abnormal and worried? The indolence stream of people, wish your rebirth perfect shape, the optimization of reincarnation in surrogacy to the father belly!” 他迅速挥起斧头,结束了这两颗植物的性命,并且嘀咕起来,“失策啊,我下一次,或许得带一些能安乐死的药过来,然后贩卖给他们赚钱,不掏钱的就得痛死...广告就那么说:你还在因为出生畸形而苦恼吗?无痛人流,祝你重生完美形态,投胎到爸爸肚子中代孕的最佳选择!” But Di Qi is also dumbstruck in a hidden place face. 帝祁在暗处也一脸发懵。 Kills one another? Also curses the opposite party? This is how cruelly and unthinkable species...” “自相残杀?还大骂对方?这是何其残暴、又匪夷所思的物种...” His complexion is strange, thought that this strange species more and more appeared interesting, the behavior logic made one ascertain airtight. 他面色古怪,觉得这个奇异的物种越来越显得有趣了,行为逻辑令人捉摸不透。 Goes, under his testimony, spends for more than ten days, rebirth of two new species in the woods of this cover. 接下去,在他的见证下,花费十多天,两个新的物种在这片茂密的树林上重生了。 One is to fuse the devil of rubber yielding plant, unexpectedly also very cruel on own face, engraved a special scar of knife wound, „!” 一个是融合橡胶植物的恶魔,竟然还十分残忍的在自己脸上,刻上了一个特殊刀疤,“疼疼疼疼!” He applies drugs to smudge hastily on wound, crossed good long while, he rallies, really I with guessing is the same, my energy rubber body, has the function of deposit energy, and fears the sharp weapon, but has the enormous immunity regarding the blunt instrument, later, I can also enter the rubber energy to explode the condition, a grade, two keep off, third gear... to be a pity, although can change the body, but my hair color will not change.” 他连忙用药涂抹在上伤口,过了好半天,他才重振旗鼓,“果然我和猜的一样,我的能量橡胶身躯,具备储蓄能量的作用,并且怕利器,但对于钝器具备极大免疫力,以后,我还能进入橡胶能量暴发状态,一档、二挡、三档...可惜虽然能变身,但我的发色不会变化。” But another side, a mountain ridge giant who endures compared with the mountain, is transforming the own body unceasingly, absorbs some iron hardware, I am the hornbeam magnet plant, with the mountain ridge giant, can replace the iron slab the stone certainly, later can adsorb the iron replace body, turns into a transformer ..... to have the fire seed source, this is the romantic of man.” 而另外一边,一颗堪比山岳的山岭巨人,正在不断转化自己的身躯,吸附一些铁器,“我是铁树型的磁铁植物,绝配山岭巨人,能把石头替换成铁块,以后可以吸附铁替换身躯,变成一个变形金刚.....有火种源,这才是男人的浪漫。”
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