SH :: Volume #3

#237: Heavy taste elf


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

您可以在百度里搜索“饲养全人类妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节! „Amn't I in the world tunnel, how a blink, arriving in the destination?” He stares the big eye, thought that possibly some people screened out his some some time. “我不是正在世界隧道中吗,怎么一眨眼,就抵达了目的地?”他瞪大眼睛,觉得可能有人抽走了他的某一段时间 But indeed appeared here. 但的确出现在了这里。 Near the ear the information pours in together: 耳边一道信息传来: Warned: Please integrate this/should world native status completely, any disclosed that is not the content of this world, will write off 【警告:请完全融入该世界土著身份,任何透露不是这个世界的内容,都将抹杀】 Quite beautiful, is this type of style, Remote Antiquity World?” Wooden did not speak to start to acclaim, looks at surrounding one green shallots. “好美啊,这种画风,是荒古世界?”木木不说话开始赞叹起来,看着周围一片绿色青葱。 As soon as it raises head, actually saw terrifying one: 可是它一仰头,却看到了恐怖的一幕: The sky was covered by azure leaf a piece by piece, as if a green leaf window curtains, has the sunlight to sprinkle Xiadade by the translucent green leaf, is only beautiful, probably fairy tale fairyland. 天空被一片片青色树叶覆盖,仿佛一幕绿叶窗帘,有阳光透过半透明绿叶洒下大地,唯美,像是童话仙境。 Motley sunlight sky that leaf composes, simply is some unbelievable rule, here is...... another world!! A completely new world, was too marvelous, leaf sky world!” “树叶组成的斑驳阳光天空,简直是某种难以置信的规则,这里是......异世界!!一个全新的世界,太奇妙了,树叶天空的世界!” The wood bellows, is wild with joy. 木木大吼一声,欣喜若狂。 He was infatuated, he to not lord it over, as a chef of traveling scenery party, to see such another world beautiful scene sighed! 他陶醉了,他不是为了称王称霸,作为一个旅游风景党的厨师,为看到这样的异世界美景而叹息! Worthily is All-Heavens and Myriad Realms! 不愧是诸天万界 Each world has the entirely different rule, the Sorcerer World skyscape looks most common, but Remote Antiquity World, the sky has Sun and sun and moon Ancient God, various God tours the sky. 每一个世界都有截然不同的规则,巫师世界的天空风景看起来最为普通,而荒古世界,天空有太阳与日月古神,诸神游览天空。 But here, is a leaf composes simply. 而这里,干脆就是一片树叶组成。 He suddenly has an urgent mood, goes out to boast with the netizens! 他忽然有种迫切的心情,出去和众网友吹牛! Told the difficult situation of innermost feelings, the innermost feelings were wild with joy, but actually constrained, clear understands that Mortal World, the Heaven hundred years, oneself went out on the 1st, possibly the population exterminated instantaneously. 告诉自己内心的惊涛骇浪,内心狂喜,可是却压抑下来,清楚的明白凡间一日,天上百年,自己一出去,可能种群瞬间就灭绝了。 Hahahaha, I must here, seek for all sorts of good food, is another world brings the food that our China is in sole possession of! Let them understand that the food broad and profound, various lifeform of another world, your pulp I anticipated very much!” “哈哈哈哈,我要在这里,寻找一种种美食,为异世界带来我们华夏独有的菜肴!让他们明白菜肴的博大精深,异世界的各种生物啊,你们的肉质我很期待!” He is thinking, while turns head to look behind with the population of coming along. 他一边想着,一边扭头看着身后跟随来的种群。 What did not have. 什么都没有了。 „???” “???” Cool breeze have blown. 一片凉风吹过。 Prompt: This world rule is unique, may build the Hero altar, comes back to life 【提示:该世界规则独特,可建立英雄祭坛,自我复生】 A strange construction structure blueprint, appears in his mind gradually, making his brain blurry. 一片奇异的建筑构造图纸,渐渐出现在他的脑海之中,让他满脑子迷糊起来。 Hero altar? This special... isn't the resurrecting point?” 英雄祭坛?这特么的...不是复活点吗?” Hahahaha! 哈哈哈哈! He laughs wildly at the scene, steps on the athlete's foot to smoke the step of person, „the rule of this world I like, this special is the true Internet game! This hard core game provided the benefits suddenly, has the resurrecting point, blows to explode simply!” 他当场狂笑起来,踩着脚气熏人的步伐,“这个世界的规则我喜欢,这特么才是真正的网络游戏啊!这个硬核游戏忽然发放了福利,有复活点,简直吹爆!” He wants to construct a resurrecting point at the scene same place, may look, immediately the complexion is stiff, „after resurrecting, does the rank enull? And needs massive energies, before death rank is higher, are the energy more?” 他当场就想原地建设一个复活点,可看下去,顿时面色僵硬起来,“复活后,等级归零?并且需要大量能量,生前的等级越高,能量越多?” His complexion is stiff. 他面色僵硬起来。 The game of this Spore Evolution is really the hard core, making one love and hate! 这个孢子进化的游戏真是硬核,让人又爱又恨! The race characteristics of this world obliterated, becomes the individual strength, has the resurrecting point, this regarding player advantages are accompanied by disadvantages, these need population displays the ability player, simply is the fatal defect, but to him, does he want the population what to use? 这个世界的种族特性删去了,变成个体力量,具备复活点,这对于玩家们有利有弊,那些需要种群发挥能力的玩家,简直是致命缺陷,但对他来说,他要种群何用? Has one crowd to attend to the tree, gives the enemy to open dining together? 带着一群料理树,去给敌人开聚餐吗? Resurrecting is fiercest! 复活才是最厉害的! But, the initial period also is really difficult, in All-Heavens and Myriad Realms, this is a brand-new world, my first arrival, must open up wasteland, has not enabled to help me ..... find the way to hide, energy that the collection enough resurrects one time.” “但是,初期还真是困难,诸天万界中,这是一个崭新的世界,我第一个到来,得开荒,没有让能帮助我.....想办法躲起来,收集够一次复活的能量。” He looks at the surrounding old tree towering to the skies, this is the unknown lush primal environment, immediately digs a hole, digs a pit along tree cave, do not despise my chef, as my world bone ash level player, first day, wants certainly the to rub tree! Then starts to make the house, leaves behind the resurrecting point .... 他看着周围的参天古树,这是未知的茂盛原始环境,立刻就地挖洞,沿着树洞挖起一个树坑,“别小看我这个厨师,作为‘我的世界’骨灰级玩家,第一天,肯定要撸树!然后开始造房子,留下复活点....” He started oneself another world journey, as a chef. 他开始了自己异世界的征程,作为一个厨师。 This wood wooden did not speak, displayed the limit careless, excavated earth crazily, and started to pull out to empty the trees, hid dug out a pinhole, when the lookout tower, observed outside of this world unceasingly. 这一位木木不说话,把苟发挥到了极限,疯狂挖土,并且开始掏空了树木,躲在其中挖出一个小洞,当瞭望塔,不断观察这个世界的外面。 Knows oneself and other side, is undefeated in many battles.” “知彼知己,百战不殆。” Also after several days, after inspecting outside does not have any dangerous environment, started to attack some small-scale animals secretly, made a small-scale altar their flesh, slightly relieved. 又过了几天,检查到外面没有什么险恶环境后,才开始偷偷袭击了一些小型动物,把它们的血肉做成了一个小型祭坛,才微微安心。 I do not have the step ordinary lifeform, the energy that resurrecting wants am not many, now is busy for more than ten days, finally sufficiently collected an energy.” “我是无阶普通生物,复活要的能量不多,现在忙了十多天,终于凑够了一次能量。” Crash-bang! 哗啦啦! He the hunting small-scale animal, similar hare, suddenly, a giant black lizard is growing the flesh meat wing of similar ancestral Shaman, extends the wing to soar the flight, sends out huge roaring, sending out pressure unexpectedly, hovers under the deep green vault of heaven! 他正在狩猎小型动物,类似野兔,忽然之间,一只巨大黑色蜥蜴长着类似祖巫的血肉肉翼,伸展羽翼在腾空飞行,发出巨大的咆哮,散发竟然的威压,在碧绿的天穹下翱翔! My God.” Wooden did not speak, is raising the corpse of small creature, raising head that shocked looked, big Black Dragon!” “我的天啊。”木木不说话,提着小动物的尸体,震撼的仰头看去,“好大一只黑龙!” Rumble! 轰隆隆! Also several days later, he discovered a war old tree, trod the hill same rough rebuttal body to pass by. 又过几天,他发现了一颗战争古树,踏着小山一样的粗糙反驳身躯路过。 Old tree that dragon, can move, is the fearful transcendent life, one day, I must taste your tastes ..... he start to tremble, on the crotch is hanging a gray animal skin package, can only bend the waist, bridges over this forest secretly, digs a hole unceasingly secretly sleeps outside in the evening, in the branch vanguard of that giant leaf toward sky. “龙,还有会移动的古树,全是可怕的超凡生命,总有一天,我要尝一尝你们的口味.....”他开始瑟瑟发抖,树杈上挂着一个灰色兽皮包裹,只能弯着腰,一路偷偷跨过这片森林,不断偷偷挖洞晚上露宿,朝着天空上那一片巨大树叶的主干前行。 „The good marvelous western imaginary vast world, I must have a look, changes into the sky by the leaf the huge miracle trees life, is anything .... “好奇妙的西幻浩瀚世界,我要看看,以树叶化为天空的巨大奇迹树木生命,到底是什么....” Also spent for more than ten days. 又花费了十多天。 He saw a full vast great tree from afar, pricks above the vault of heaven, but the rhizome position of great tree, unexpectedly one crowd of attractive elves, wear the green clothes grass skirt, is living, goes hunting unceasingly outward. 他远远看到了一颗铺天盖地的浩瀚巨树,刺入天穹之上,而巨树的根茎位置,竟然有一颗一群漂亮的精灵,穿着绿色衣裳草裙,正在居住,不断向外打猎。 fuck! Finally ran into the living person, unexpectedly attractive cute elf little elder sister!” 卧槽!终于遇到活人了,竟然还是漂亮可爱的精灵小姐姐!” He is excited, put down the baggage, starts to dig a hole, is away from the distant place to observe. 他激动得不行,放下了行李,开始挖洞,隔着远处观察。 This is the day that I want, in the travel seeks for the good food, when a chef who travels around the world, witnesses regional local conditions and social customs, as well as various great transcendent lives.” “这才是我想要的日子,旅行中寻找美食,当一个周游天下的厨师,见证各地的风土人情,以及各种伟大的超凡生命。” Also spent for several days, he looked at a cute elf small girl of wear grass skirt clothes secretly, thought that her super moe cute, innocent, especially liked the nearby woods playing alone, walks also jumps, was very good to deceive. 又花费了数天,他偷偷瞄上了一个穿着草裙衣裳的可爱精灵小丫头,觉得她超级呆萌可爱,天真烂漫,特别喜欢到附近树林独自玩耍,走路还蹦蹦跳跳的,十分好欺骗。 Was she! This elf small girl face cute is naive, is easily swindled! I as the dwelling male, am good at the love fostering the game, captures a pure youngest sister's heart to be a cinch secretly, must grab a heart of miss, must first hold on to her stomach! Let alone I am the super chef, invincible big glutton!” “就是她了!这个精灵小丫头一脸可爱天真,非常好骗!我作为宅男,擅长恋爱养成游戏,偷偷俘获一个单纯小妹妹的芳心不在话下,要抓住一个姑娘的心,首先要抓住她的胃!更何况我是超级厨师,无敌大吃货!” Crash-bang! 哗啦啦! On this day, he bakes a small creature secretly, roasts crispy outside and tender inside, on the road which must be taken of that elf small girl, silently waiting. 这一日,他偷偷烧烤一只小动物,烤得外焦里嫩,在那个精灵小丫头的必经之路上,默默等待。 Treads! 踏踏踏! Quite fragrant.” “好香啊。” That little elf muttered in the complex elf language, is smelling the fragrance, appearance that a face looked around everywhere. 那个小精灵用复杂精灵语喃喃自语,闻着香味,一脸四处张望的样子。 Delicacy oh, Youngest sister, must eat one.” He is trying the communication, actually language barrier, can only coordinate the movement language, handed over a past. “美味,小妹妹,要不要来吃一口啊。”他试着沟通,却语言不通,只能配合动作语言,递了一块过去。 The sister-in-law/little aunt eats one coolly, another face longs for that visits him fiery, this grotesque young tree person, somewhat seems to be dreadful. 小姑凉吃一口,又一脸渴望火热的看着他,这一颗奇形怪状的小树人,似乎有些猥琐。 Useful!” “有用!” The wood is overjoyed immediately, tore down a own piece by piece foot skin hastily, gives her to eat, little miss, tasting is more explosive! Has a look at enough the vigor not?” 木木顿时大喜过望,连忙又撕下了自己的一片片脚皮,递给她吃,“小姑娘,尝尝更劲爆的!看看够得劲儿不?” A little miss face naive receives to eat up. 小姑娘一脸天真的接过来吃下。 Wū wū! 呜呜呜! She chokes the tears crazily to flow instantaneously, raises head to cry, thought that the too spicy eye, the limpid eye pupil burst into tears crazily, but after eating, thought that had an unusual delicacy, provided much food for thought. 瞬间她呛得眼泪都疯狂流淌下来,仰头大哭,觉得太辣眼睛了,清澈眼眸疯狂流泪,可是吃了之后,却觉得有种异样的美味,回味无穷。 This little miss has never eaten such food, the elf clan seems to be inborn regarding this plant seasoning has the favorable impression, quick the hope visits him, the eye winks. 这个小姑娘从未吃过这样的食物,精灵族似乎天生就对于这种植物调味料有好感,很快就又渴望的看着他,眼睛一眨一眨的。 Ha, eats strong-smelling bean curd taste of my careful fermenting!” “哈哈哈,来吃我精心酿制的臭豆腐味!” He is self-satisfied immediately, as a chef, happiest came from the affirmation of guest. 他顿时得意起来,作为一个厨师,最开心的就是来自客人的肯定。 After a while, ate similarly, the wood the own whole body seven seasoning tastes, tasted to her, the sister-in-law/little aunt cool eyes were sharp, have not given full expression, as before pure is looking at him, as if still ate. 过了一会儿,吃得差不多了,木木把自己的浑身七种调味料口味,都给她尝了一遍,小姑凉眼睛雪亮,意犹未尽,依旧单纯的望着他,似乎还在等吃的。 The wood rubbed rubbing hands, looks at this little miss, thought that successfully captures the heart of this little miss, will say anything. 木木搓了搓手,看着这个小姑娘,觉得成功俘获这个小姑娘的芳心,正要说些什么。 Next second... 下一秒... passes! 噗通! He dealt a fatal blow to shatter with one stroke rapidly. 他迅速被一棍子打死。 The little misses threw down the stick, happy his solution Zhi, as if ate between -meal snack to be the same, tore off a trees arm, chewed unceasingly, dashed about wildly to the distant place unceasingly, was saying another world language that could not understand completely, elder sister, Elder sister .... Here has delicious!” 小姑娘丢下了棍子,一脸幸福的把他解肢,仿佛吃零食一般,扯下了一根树木手臂,不断嘴嚼,不断向远处狂奔,说着完全听不懂的异世界语言,“姐姐,姐姐....这里有好吃的!” Wood:??? 木木:??? He was grabbed the foot by little loli, the kite of probably skinny crotch in flings equally behind crazily, the fierce ache and fainting feeling flood his mind, actually instinct sent out a Chef profession regarding the appraisal of guest, she ate seven flavors, comes up to like eating the arm, originally is likes the garlic taste, the taste of this elf is very heavy......” 他被小萝莉抓着脚,像是枯瘦树杈似的风筝一样在身后狂甩,剧烈的疼痛和晕厥感充斥他的脑海,却本能的发出了一名职业厨师对于客人的评估,“她吃了七种味道,一上来就喜欢吃手臂,原来是喜欢大蒜味的啊,这个精灵的口味还挺重......”
To display comments and comment, click at the button