SPWM :: Volume #9 翰音于天

#835: Kills your treacherous minister


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Discussed the words of this matter only, Ling Xu really jumps instead. 单论这件事的话,灵虚是真跳反了。 Ling Xu also thought Li Wuxian did not say throughout the ages, at least can live for several hundred over a thousand years, don't these mortals understand, urging Gill to urge? old daoist is calm. 原本灵虚也觉得李无仙不说千秋万载,起码能活几百上千年,那些凡人不懂,催个吉尔催?老道士淡定着呢。 But this time he flustered. 可这次他慌了。 Ling Xu is very traditional daoist, what view air/Qi told fortunes pill refining is the basic skill, Li Wuxian fell ill, he tried a let it pass good or bad luck, finally the cold sweat was dripping, discovered oneself will unable to calculate your majesty in future existence! 灵虚是很传统的道士,什么观气啊算命啊炼丹啊都是基本技能了,李无仙病倒,他就尝试算了一下休咎,结果冷汗淋漓,发现自己根本算不到陛下在未来的存在! Probably with death not quite the same, but this is equal to dying...... Ling Xu is earthliness Imperial Preceptor, is not born cultivator, his Hidden Dragon Temple all establish on powerful Great Li, if Li Wuxian, this Great Li did not disintegrate in a flash, he also did play a ball? 好像与死亡不太一样,但这个就等于死啊……灵虚是俗世国师,不是出世修行者,他潜龙观的一切都建立在强盛的大离上,要是李无仙不在了,这大离转瞬分崩离析,他还玩个球啊? Even if this sickness can be good, Ling Xu still expanded from some other, for example can assassination and so on...... looked like these ministers to see clearly, how long no matter you can live, keeps a seed always to feel at ease. 就算这病能好,灵虚也由此引申到了一些别的,比如会不会遇刺之类的……看来还是那些大臣们看得清,不管你能活多久,留个种子总是让人安心的。 Therefore regularly his time and royal courtiers wore pants as your majesty licked the dog, after must try to make your majesty keep, may not. 所以惯常作为陛下舔狗的他这次都和朝臣们穿了一条裤子,非要设法让陛下留个后不可。 However what Ling Xu is different from others, others are the risk that braces oneself to brave your majesty to be angry for the national important matter remonstrate, but he actually knows that perhaps this time was not necessarily able to offend your majesty...... yesterday's somebody to drop from the clouds, Ling Xu knew. 不过灵虚与别人不同的是,别人是为了国家大计硬着头皮冒着陛下大怒的风险劝谏,而他却知道这次说不定未必会得罪陛下……昨儿某人从天而降,灵虚知道的。 Refers to erratically is compelled, whose below but also is falling to cherish, hee hee. 指不定被逼一逼,还正落了谁的下怀呢,嘻嘻。 old daoist said to the side disciple comfortably: Goes to bring compass of that survey skill, for the master one must by declares Rugong, that thing be been useful.” 老道士舒适地对身边弟子道:“去把那个测算功力的罗盘拿来,为师一会必然要被宣入宫,那东西有用。” The disciples are puzzled: That compass is impractical, who was unable the sensation cultivation strong and weak, to hide the good our sensation, that compass also sensation not. Also measures look that the similar two people whose cultivation is high.” 弟子不解:“那种罗盘根本不实用啊,谁还不能感知点儿修行强弱啊,隐藏得好的我们感知不了,那罗盘也感知不了。也就测一测看着差不多的两个人到底谁修行高一点点。” Nonsense, how otherwise to throw the warehouse to be covered with dust? Let you take takes.” Ling Xu two stare: We did not say, the mortal knows why that compass does use? Teaching you were so long, knows the Dao Cultivation line, how the mortal society must mix, is quite attractive, is quite easy to learn!” “废话,否则怎么会丢仓库吃灰?让你去拿就去拿。”灵虚两眼一瞪:“我们不说,凡人知道那罗盘干啥用的?教了你们这么久,就知道修行,凡人社会要怎么混,好好看,好好学!” Finishes barely the words, outside hears the notification sound: temple lord, your majesty proclaimed temple lord to have an audience with.” 话音未落,外面传来通报声:“观主,陛下宣观主觐见。” Really.” Ling Xu strokes to smile: Did not take!” “果然。”灵虚捋须微笑:“还不去拿!” In that side resting palace, High Official Tang do best to convince is persuading to Li Wuxian: If your majesty intends, we can look for immediately, the skill in fine arts and in military arts, is the looks is delicate and pretty, or Four Arts of Chinese Scholar, your majesty wants anything, these six hundred million divine land can always have to satisfy, is performed selects by your majesty......” 那边寝宫内,唐尚书正在苦口婆心地对李无仙劝说:“若陛下有意,我们马上就可以去物色,无论是文韬武略,还是姿容俊美,抑或琴棋书画,陛下想要什么,这六亿神州总能有满足的,尽由陛下挑啊……” Li Wuxian turns the eyelid to look at the ceiling: We am getting sick, do you want to make Us be mad are seriously ill?” 李无仙翻着眼皮看天花板:“朕病着呢,你们是想让朕气得更加病重一点?” High Official Tang stamps the foot: Really does not have this intent, but to attempt to expel the evil influences on your majesty......” 唐尚书顿足:“真无此意,只是为了给陛下冲喜……” Palace Attendant Gu said: Feudal official has an idea.” 顾侍中道:“臣有一计。” Said.” “说。” We can open put the official announcement, making the world hero go to take an examination, your majesty looks above, even if not select the person, when sees a play is still the rest recuperates......” “我们可以张放榜文,让天下英杰来赴考,陛下就在上面看着,就算不挑人,当看戏也算是休息养病嘛……” ......” a Qin Yi play smiles to spurt finally. “噗……”秦弈终于出戏地笑喷出来。 Your two are the prime ministers, doing is also more embarrassed than the countryside matchmaker...... 你们两位是宰辅,搞得比乡下媒婆还难堪…… Two prime ministers looked at Qin Yi one, they also know oneself are very funny, may not have the means. The recommendation candidate must be scolded, perhaps also harmed that young people ; The Grand Dao principle said tens of thousands times also useless, was unable to fall while meaning that the sickness forces, rather the incarnation old husband's aunt must assign the matter while this attempting to expel the evil influences name. 两位宰辅看了秦弈一眼,他们也知道自己很好笑,可没办法啊。推荐人选要挨骂,说不定还害了那年轻人;大道理说了几万次了也没用,还不能落个趁病逼迫的意味,宁愿化身老姑婆也要趁着这个冲喜的名目把事情给定了。 They really do not believe big of this divine land, will not have a man to enter your majesty eye. 他们是真不信这神州之大,会没有一个男子入陛下的眼。 However this what, this man when Monarch discussed official business laughed at will, wasn't your majesty unexpectedly angry? 不过这啥,这男人在君相议事之时随意发笑,陛下居然不恼? Well...... was right, this time your majesty attitude is a little also strange, a point like before did not explode, probably intended to make everyone say several. 咦……对了,这次陛下态度也有点奇怪,不像以前那样一点就炸,好像有意让大家多说几句似的。 This is a little...... 这个是不是有点…… These which are not the worldly people, single view watches a person's every mood to estimate on the level of intent, that may be wiser than Clear Supreme. Liu Su / tassels has not understood that this inside meaning, that High Official Tang changed the tone suddenly: For your majesty attempting to expel the evil influences idea, for the child of idea country, is your majesty must fall the crime old minister, this matter old minister must do! The feudal officials and others this posts a notice, at the appointed time apologized to your majesty originally!” 这些哪个不是人精啊,单论察言观色揣摩上意的水准,那可比太清还高明。流苏都没明白这里面的意味呢,那唐尚书就忽然变了语气:“为陛下冲喜计,为国家之嗣计,便是陛下要降罪老臣,这件事老臣也要去做!臣等这就去张榜,届时自来向陛下请罪!” Said that turns around to walk. 说完转身就要走。 fuck you must like this! Qin Yi really could not bear: Wait! You planned that like this going out raw rice make the cooked rice, kidnaps your majesty?” 卧槽你们要不要这样啊!秦弈实在忍不住了:“等等!你就打算这样出去生米做成熟饭,绑架陛下?” High Official Tang shot a look at Qin Yi one secretly, is putting on a serious face saying: This said that apologized with!” 唐尚书偷瞥了秦弈一眼,板着脸道:“本相说了,拿头谢罪!” Qin Yi was anxious, really must be opened the list to go out by them, Wuxian / No Immortal that is really ties up on the hot rack, can cut him to be useful? Lives with the bride's family this matter, the world posts a notice, afterward did not recognize said that was false, this flowered joke can make the world people smile for 10,000 years, Li Wuxian unmarried girl, could bear? 秦弈急了,真要被他们张了榜出去,无仙那真是被绑在火架子上,能砍了他有什么用?招亲这种事,天下张榜,事后不认说是假的,这种花边笑话能让天下群众笑一万年,李无仙黄花闺女一个,受得了? Holding one's nose must really incur one to be good, whose must execute nine generations is also the matter. 捏着鼻子也要真招一个才行,要诛谁九族也是事后的事了。 But Wuxian / No Immortal got sick muddled, at this time didn't make a sound? Should not order, do outside one group of guards stop up to press this smelly High Official? How to have the sound? 无仙是不是病糊涂了,这时候都不吱声?难道不该一声令下,外面一群侍卫堵上来把这臭尚书摁住?怎么没动静呢? Qin Yi cannot bear for the apprentice over finally: Your head value how much money? Makes the joke to come you to repay you?” 秦弈终于忍不住替徒弟出头:“你的头值几个钱?闹出笑话来你赔得起吗你?” The Li Wuxian eye suddenly becomes somewhat gleaming, is hiding the meaning of being able to see clearly. 李无仙眼睛忽然变得有些亮闪闪的,藏着看不清的意思。 What makes fun?” High Official Tang is righteous: Male works as the marriage greatly, when the female greatly marries, your majesty 19, age 21......” “何谓闹笑话?”唐尚书理直气壮:“男大当婚,女大当嫁,陛下都十九了,虚岁都二十一……” Li Wuxian interposed finally: My empty am one year old, does not have empty so many......” 李无仙终于插话:“我虚一岁,没虚那么多……” Qin Yi: „?” 秦弈:“?” What you pay attention is this? Were you silly? 你关注的是这个?你是不是傻了啊? High Official Tang apologized again and again: Old minister is muddled. Un, your majesty 20, if the female, the children were generally 3 or 4-year-old at this time! Let alone the country may not one day not have the child, is much more important than the common female? So lives with the bride's family perfectly justified, what smiling has! You and other treacherous ministers, cater to intent constantly, does not attend to the country itself, the old man...... the old man kills your treacherous minister!” 唐尚书连连谢罪:“老臣糊涂。嗯,陛下都二十了,要是一般女子,此时孩子都三四岁了!更何况国不可一日无嗣,远比一般女子重要得多?如此招亲天经地义,何笑之有!尔等佞臣,一味迎合上意,不顾国本,老夫……老夫打死你个佞臣!” One side old High Official grasps the lamp stand, must hit Qin Yi. 尚书抓起一边灯台,就要打秦弈 Hey fuck......” “喂喂喂卧槽……” Table of Qin Yi in around imperial palaces runs, Liu Su / tassels almost smiles not to roll from the Qin Yi shoulder, loyal guard Yu Chang covers the mouth to smile at the same time, does not have any group of husband keep off the meaning. 秦弈绕着寝宫中间的桌子跑,流苏笑得差点没从秦弈肩膀滚下去,忠贞的侍卫羽裳都掩嘴在一边笑,没有任何帮夫君挡一下的意思。 During is in chaotic situation, outside room court eunuch weak say/way: Imperial Preceptor Ling Xu.” 鸡飞狗跳之中,屋外太监弱弱道:“灵虚国师到。” Li Wuxian said with a smile: Proclaimed.” 李无仙笑道:“宣。” In Ling Xu enters, is busy at going forward to hold on to drive off Qin Yi High Official Tang: „, Your solemn High Official command, how in this dozen of people?” 灵虚入内,忙上前拉住追打秦弈唐尚书:“诶诶,您堂堂尚书令,怎么在这打人?” High Official Tang puts down the lamp stand panting in indignation: I want to post a notice to gain a son-in-law for your majesty , the foundation of this country, this treacherous minister will say will make fun, will this be the matter of making fun?” 唐尚书气呼呼地放下灯台:“我欲替陛下张榜招婿,此国之本也,这佞臣说会闹笑话,这是闹笑话的事吗?” The Ling Xu secretly thought you really develop may enter the play, admire. 灵虚暗道您演得可真入戏,佩服佩服。 He stole a glance to look at the Li Wuxian sparkling appearance, suddenly said with a smile: Posts a notice to gain a son-in-law, will truly make one look at the joke. The folk loves to talk about, arranges various pieces, who can receive?” 他偷眼看了看李无仙亮晶晶的样子,忽然笑道:“张榜招婿,确实会让人看笑话。民间津津乐道,编各种段子,谁受得起?” High Official Tang gets angry: Imperial Preceptor also from crafty intent!” 唐尚书怒道:“国师也从奸佞之意乎!” Ling Xu said with a smile: I am the person of Immortal Cultivation, has the ingenious plan.” 灵虚笑道:“我是修仙之人,自有妙计。” Watched the half-day play, deeply feels itself also to need to High Official Tang many study Palace Attendant Gu to say finally: „Does Imperial Preceptor have what ingenious plan?” 看了半天戏,深感自己还需要向唐尚书多多学习的顾侍中终于道:“国师有何妙计?” Ling Xu takes out compass, said with a smile: This is the marriage affinity plate, this poor Daoist has input your majesty record of one's horoscope, so long as recited the incantation, this indicator will seek for the day to decide the predestined match for your majesty, can hold this to search in secret, does not need to post a notice blatantly. How doesn't know your majesty...... under intent?” 灵虚取出一个罗盘,笑道:“此乃姻缘盘,贫道已经输入陛下的生辰八字,只要念动咒语,这指针会自行替陛下寻找天定之良缘,可以持此盘暗中寻觅,不需要公然张榜的。不知陛下……意下如何?” Li Wuxian hesitant moment: Credible? Won't refer to randomly?” 李无仙犹豫片刻:“可信么?不会乱指?” Ling Xu pats the chest to guarantee: This poor Daoist takes a guarantee!” 灵虚拍胸保证:“贫道拿头担保!” High Official Tang access road/simply said: If that is right, the plan of revoke settling of accounts satisfying both sides.” 唐尚书便道:“若是如此,倒算两全其美之策。” What is most essential was your majesty yielded probably, agreed to gain a son-in-law, that plan was blatantly or in secret is the minor matter. This indicator, no matter referred to anyone, actually two prime ministers do not care at this time. 最关键的是陛下自己好像让步了,同意招婿了,那方案是公然还是暗中都是小事。就连这指针,不管指了谁,其实两个宰辅此时也都已经不在乎了。 Palace Attendant Gu said: „The Imperial Preceptor might as well incantation, how making everyone has a look at it to move?” 顾侍中道:“国师不妨施咒,让大家看看它怎么动的?” Ling Xu formed a mudra, finger/refers of compass. Indicator really earth movement. 灵虚掐了个法诀,一指罗盘。指针果然唰唰唰地动了起来。 Both prime ministers have searched the head, looks helplessly the indicator on compass stabilizes slowly, direction...... 两位宰辅都探过脑袋,眼睁睁地看着罗盘上的指针慢慢稳定,指向了…… Shoulder of Qin Yi. 秦弈的肩膀。 That is Liu Su / tassels. 那是流苏 Naturally the mortal cannot see Liu Su / tassels to exist, otherwise has made much ado about nothing. Indicator direction that they see, naturally is Qin Yi. 当然凡人是看不见流苏存在的,否则早就大惊小怪了。他们看见的指针指向,当然是秦弈
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