SPWM :: Volume #9 翰音于天

#830: Go away smelly man


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Qin Yi was the egg hurts is about to explode. 秦弈更是蛋疼得都快炸了。 Feeling that this soul is intertwined, is much more sensitive than the mortal body, whom was supported to withstand! 这种灵魂交缠的感觉,比肉身更敏感得多,被这么拥上来谁顶得住啊! Wears the clothes originally empty. Regarding Li Wuxian, in the dreamland except for main body soul is real, other is imaginary, the clothes are also imaginary, therefore her has put on has not distinguished. Regarding Qin Yi actually also similar, he is soul falls asleep, where can bring the entity clothes, his clothes are also come out imaginary. 有没有穿衣服本来就是虚的。对于李无仙而言,在梦境之中除了本体灵魂是真,别的都是幻,衣服也是幻,所以她穿没穿都没区别。对于秦弈其实也差不多,他是灵魂入梦,哪能带着实体衣服的,他的衣服也是幻出来的。 Therefore this hug is soul most direct being intertwined, everyone in fact is direct touching that nothing is cut off. 所以这种拥抱就是灵魂最直接的交缠,大家实际上是没有任何阻隔的直接触碰。 Qin Yi is thinking suddenly, oneself and Sticky-Stick two balls fight what is that? emmmm...... at least displays to fight, moreover is two balls, does not think toward crooked , but how this does calculate now? 秦弈忽然在想,自己和棒棒两球打架的时候那算啥?emmmm……至少表现上是打架,而且还是两只球,不会往歪里想,可现在这个怎么算啊? Not is only the human form, but also light! Also goes all out to turn, but also honk the mouth is attempting. 不仅是人形,还光着!还拼命扭,还嘟着嘴试图亲亲。 Qin Yi was really about to cry: Your daily good and evil is putting on a serious face dignified emperor, leaves this, had the words to say well!” 秦弈真的快哭了:“你日常好歹是个板着脸的威严皇帝,别这样啊,有话好好说啊!” Li Wuxian said with a smile: What to the master to be dignified?” 李无仙笑道:“对着师父威严什么啊?” Qin Yi gas channel/angrily said: „Can that not put on to the master like this kisses/intimate randomly?” 秦弈气道:“那难道对着师父可以这样不穿乱亲的?” Can beautiful woman thoughts cultivation that master write, is the master and disciple does not put on...... , is not only the masters and disciples, but also Paternal aunt, hee hee.” “可以的啊,师父自己写的玉女心经修炼,就是师徒俩不穿……不仅是师徒,还姑姑呢,嘻嘻。” „...... father thinks this that the governing classics that you read, you look at finally?” “……老子以为你看的治国经典,结果你看的这?” This is the master does in a big way, naturally must look!” “这是师父大作,当然得看啊!” That is others' writings...... is not right, do you special gang up to me because of this book?” “那是别人的大作……不对,你特么对我勾勾搭搭是因为这本书?” Without the words of this book, everyone said that the masters and disciples are incorrect...... because of this book, Wuxian / No Immortal know actually this matter does not have the issue. The master thought open was not limited...... heard that began Four Arts of Chinese Scholar Sect to advocate Ju Yunxiu like this not?” “没这本书的话,大家都说师徒是不对的……因为这本书,无仙才知道其实这事没问题啊。还是师父思维开阔不受局限……听说就这样上手了琴棋书画宗居云岫不是吗?” I made a mistake was not good......” Qin Yi only to know that original plant root on oneself, soaked person of person permanent bubble it, the instigator its did not have...... let it pass. “我错了还不行吗……”秦弈这才知道原来根子在自己身上,泡人者人恒泡之,始作俑者其无……算了 He knows that getting to the bottom is not meaningful, Wuxian / No Immortal really must like anyone not because of a book, most makes her feel the matter that wants to do can actually do. 他知道追根溯源没啥意义,无仙真要喜欢谁也不会是因为一本书,最多只是让她觉得想做的事其实是可以做的。 He can only teach with skill and patience, first holding cable/search kiss the situation stopping said again, had the words to say well: If I have not remembered incorrectly, cultivating the beautiful woman thoughts is to also separate the flowering shrubs, is not this!” 他只能循循善诱,先把抱着索吻的情况给停了再说,有话好好说啊:“如果我没记错,修炼玉女心经也是隔花丛,不是这样的!” If in the reality, I am reluctant separates flowering shrubs intentionally, what relations this has a dream to have?” Li Wuxian is actually very curious: Well, this dream is a little strange, the master will discuss the original works detail with me unexpectedly.” “如果在现实,我就勉勉强强故意隔个花丛啦,这是做梦有什么关系嘛?”李无仙倒是很好奇:“咦,这个梦有点怪啊,师父居然会跟我讨论原著细节。” Has your younger sister's dream! The Qin Yi air/Qi must to spit blood. 做你妹的梦啊!秦弈气得要吐血。 In the heart actually also knows , if the reality, Li Wuxian will not act sloppily absolutely like this directly, she spoke several points of emperor face very much, will also fear that he and Qingjun was angry does not accept. Because thought that is having a dream, like this anything will not matter. 心中却也知道如果是现实,李无仙绝对不会这样直接胡来的,她还是很讲几分帝王面子的,同时也会怕他和青君生气不接受。正因为觉得是在做梦,才会这样什么都无所谓。 Here also has a key, is not only cannot reveal the truth at this moment, even if oneself left, her dream awoke, afterward cannot tell her absolutely this is not the dream, otherwise the young apprentice will want ashamed and resentfully. 这里还有个关键,不仅是此刻不能揭穿真相,就算自己离开了,她梦醒了,事后也绝对不能告诉她这不是梦,否则小徒弟会羞愤欲死的。 Qin Yi is stiff the face, said carefully: „Isn't the dream of such intelligent dialogue good?” 秦弈僵着脸,小心道:“这么智能对话的梦难道不好吗?” Very good to be very good.” Li Wuxian was very happy, the spin purses the lips: Is smelly master even/including Mengli puts on airs is not willing, exasperating.” “很好很好。”李无仙很高兴,旋又噘嘴:“就是臭师父连梦里都装模作样不肯亲亲,气人。” This dream is real.” Qin Yi can only coordinate her regarding this is the cognition of dream: How if wants how, that master? The false fantasy did not have on a meaning is right, our Wuxian / No Immortal solemn Human Sovereign has a dream must make very difficult challenge.” “这梦才真实啊。”秦弈只能配合她对于这是个梦的认知:“要是想怎样就怎样的,那个还是师父吗?虚假的幻想就一点意思都没有了对不对,我们无仙堂堂人皇就是做梦也要做高难度的挑战嘛。” Right right.” Li Wuxian cheers up: „The master who can install is a master.” “没错没错。”李无仙又高兴起来:“会装的师父才是师父。” Qin Yi: „......” 秦弈:“……” What do you have to misunderstand to the master? 你是不是对师父有什么误解? Li Wuxian hesitates saying: Therefore this dream is the preview war that I capture/raid the master? Un, the master likes the paternal aunt, the paternal aunt is average, therefore the master likes averagely. My is not big, the master you trace, is the feel similar?” 李无仙又沉吟道:“所以这个梦就是我攻略师父的预演战吗?嗯,师父喜欢姑姑,姑姑平平的,所以师父喜欢平平的。恰好我的也不大,师父你摸摸,手感是不是差不多?” Qin Yi: ............ 秦弈:“…………” You misunderstand to fondness also a little anything of master probably...... 你对师父的喜好好像也有点什么误解…… It is not right, this does not preview the war, you are thinking anything! Qin Yi knocked her violent chestnut ill-humoredly: You see the master, hasn't selected other words to say? All day long in the small head is thinking anything!” 不对,这个不是预演战,你在想什么呢!秦弈没好气地敲了她一个暴栗:“你见到师父,难道就没点别的话说?成天小脑瓜里都在想什么呢!” „, The master must open heart!” Li Wuxian is grinning: But in the dream opens heart to have anything to use, the real master cannot hear my aspiration, might as well makes Us crisp is the correct principle.” “哦,原来师父要交心啊!”李无仙笑嘻嘻的:“可梦里交心有个什么用嘛,真实的师父又听不见我的心声,还不如让朕爽爽才是正理。” Li Wuxian holds the hand of Qin Yi to survey the size toward the body somewhere, the Qin Yi doom shrinks, being mad was about to belch smoke. 李无仙拉着秦弈的手就往身上某处测量大小,秦弈死命缩着手,气得都快冒烟了。 Why the father falls asleep is coming! 老子到底入梦干什么来着的啊! Well...... fell asleep to find Heavenly Emperor consciousness was right? 咦……入梦是为了找到天帝意识对不对? How can look? 要怎么找? According to Sticky-Stick said that if possession, will certainly arouse the contradiction resistance of opposite party, that found. 棒棒说的,如果夺舍,一定会激起对方的抵触抗拒,那就找到了。 In other words, that consciousness exists certainly, can the sensation current matter. May not use the possession such extreme strategy, only needs to stimulate the contradiction of opposite party. 换句话说,那意识一定存在,能感知正在发生的事情。不一定要使用夺舍这么极端的策略,只需要能激发对方的抵触就可以的。 Then............ this matter also really possibly makes her have the contradiction probably. 那么……好像……这件事还真可能让她产生抵触的。 Heavenly Emperor is not Wuxian / No Immortal, before the Wuxian / No Immortal emotion memory and Heavenly Emperor were different, Wuxian / No Immortal liked the master, who did Heavenly Emperor manage your Qin Yi is? She will only consider a strange man. But this soul actually is also her, can she agrees by oneself and a strange man soul entanglement, does to shame the bashful matter? 天帝不是无仙,之前无仙的情感记忆与天帝不一样,无仙喜欢师父,天帝管你秦弈是谁啊?她只会当是个陌生男人。但这个灵魂却也是她的,她会不会肯让自己和一个陌生男人灵魂纠缠,做羞羞的事情? Thinks also to know that is impossible to want! 想想也知道不可能愿意啊! This truly is a feasible scheme...... just...... that is the apprentice...... 这确实是一个可行方案啊……只不过……那是自己徒弟…… let it pass, saves a life importantly. The sister-in-law drowns, the uncle may help it by the hand, so grave as to affect a human life what also intertwines other? 算了,救命要紧。嫂溺,叔可援之以手,人命关天还纠结什么别的? Qin Yi struggled the hand that is not touching not to have the strength suddenly. 秦弈挣扎着不去摸的手忽然就没了力气。 Li Wuxian pressed the hand of master smoothly in the survey place, the coquettish look like the silk: Master is really an attire, actually wants to touch early is right?” 李无仙顺顺利利地把师父的手摁在了测量处,媚眼如丝:“师父果然是装呢,其实早想摸了对不对?” To be honest, this touching is pointless, people like touching there, what that experience is the mortal body felt, the spirit body does not have the meat, where the contact has not distinguished. Most can distinguish a size...... 老实说,这种摸是没意义的,人们之所以爱摸那里,那体验的是肉身感觉,灵体无肉,接触什么地方都没区别。最多能分辨个大小…… Truly greatly be little than...... the Qin Yi ticking nose Qingjun, secretly is the Qingjun paying silent tribute moment, compared including oneself nieces, was too miserable. 确实要比青君大一点点啊……秦弈抽抽鼻子,暗自为青君默哀片刻,连自己侄女都比不过了,太惨了。 But to Li Wuxian, the feeling is different. 但对李无仙来说,感觉不同。 Although in fact is soul touches, where bumping into is the same, but the psychology is different, this is the place that bumped into most felt ashamed! The consciousness same place of bashful Bader, this soul touched suddenly had the spirit junction exciting feeling, just like the double cultivation outset, making person soul start to tremble. 虽然实际上都是灵魂触碰,碰到哪里都一样,但心理不同啊,这是碰到了最羞人的地方呢!含羞背德的意识一起,这灵魂触碰忽然就有了点灵交的刺激感,犹如双修的起始,让人灵魂都开始震颤。 Sees Li Wuxian some confused appearances of trembling, Qin Yi clenches teeth, for a penny and for a pound, lowered the head to kiss, in the heart meditated: This is to compel Heavenly Emperor, this is to compel Heavenly Emperor, to not profit at the expense of the state, to not profit at the expense of the state...... 李无仙都有些发抖的迷茫模样,秦弈一咬牙,一不做二不休,低头就吻了上去,心中默念:这是为了逼出天帝,这是为了逼出天帝,不是为了揩油,不是为了揩油…… The Li Wuxian whole person in bosom shook, the state of mind exploded loudly. 怀中的李无仙整个人抖了一下,神魂轰然一炸。 If touches is only ordinary, that soul kissed is really handed over spirit, truly was a double cultivation point of matter! 如果是触碰只是普通,那灵魂相吻就真的是灵交了,是确确实实属于双修一环的事情! Even having a dream, is not the matter that the unmarried girl can withstand. 就算是“做梦”,也不是黄花闺女能承受的事情。 Outside Liu Su / tassels An An Yu Chang looks on dumbfoundedly the bed the lethargic sleep Li Wuxian cheeks become boiling hot, the body is turning artificially, is talking in a dream: „...... The master, does not want......” 外面的流苏安安羽裳目瞪口呆地看着床上昏睡的李无仙脸颊变得滚烫,身躯不自然地扭着,说着梦话:“唔……师父,不要……” Three people are dumb as a wooden chicken, Qin and Qin Yi, are you doing! 三个人呆若木鸡,秦、秦弈,你在干嘛! Even they look that feels Bader to collapse, exploded in some subconscious of Li Wuxian consciousness deep place directly. 连她们看着都觉得背德崩溃,在李无仙意识深处的某潜意识就更是直接炸了。 Li Wuxian in intent chaotic sentiment fan thought suddenly an anger well ups, the contradiction and nausea, shove open Qin Yi unexpectedly subconsciously far away: Go away! Smelly man!” 意乱情迷中的李无仙忽然觉得一种愤怒的情绪涌上心头,又抵触又恶心,居然下意识地把秦弈一把推开老远:“滚啊!臭男人!” Qin Yi not startled counter- happy, threw: Found you, woman!” 秦弈不惊反喜,重新扑了过去:“找到你了,女人!” Li Wuxian was feeling strange that this unduly response what's the matter, present Qin Yi such as seized greedily to be the same a moment ago, makes an effort to press her in the bathing pool edge. 李无仙正奇怪刚才自己这个不应有的反应是怎么回事儿,眼前的秦弈就如饿虎扑食一样,用力把她摁在了浴池边缘。 - -- ps: Today late, is processes a reporting group the event, in addition did not have, tomorrow. Jokes aside, the next this book I could not consider that group, originally is the place that the book friend gathers, actually instead always derives the contradiction. That, group, because was reported exploded repeatedly, therefore manages strictly, entering crowd of verifications was also strict, do not add the group of not being able to bear, so as to avoid being all right the birth contradiction. The words that group also no extra content, wants to chat in any case sent the chapter saying that was also very fragrant. ps:今天晚了,是处理一个举报群的事件,加更也没了,明天吧。说真的,下本书我考虑不开群了,本来是书友聚集的地方,却反而总是衍生矛盾。还是那句,群因为被举报炸了多次,所以管理严,入群审核也严,受不了的还是不要加群了,免得没事诞生矛盾。反正群也没有什么额外内容,想聊天的话发发章说也挺香的。
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