SPWM :: Volume #2 或跃在渊

#159: Infatuated is too easy


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Ju Yunxiu is staring Qin Yi. 居云岫瞪着秦弈 Qin Yi innocently retreat half step. 秦弈无辜地后退半步 Air as if static moment. 空气仿佛静止了片刻。 In the Ju Yunxiu heart the regret must to hit the wall, so-called as soon as the law is promulgated it will be enforced, is actually one ability that the say/way of book derives, can display to this Bright Sun Boundary. For a while the heart wants to iron own name first magical treasure of this smelly Junior Brother happily, did, now wants to take back without enough time. 居云岫心中悔得要撞墙,所谓的“言出法随”,其实是书之道衍生出来的一种能力,也是到了她这晖阳之境才能发挥的。一时心喜想把这臭师弟的第一个法宝烙上自己的名字,就那么做了,现在想收回都来不及。 Imagines him to take Yunxiu / cloudy peak to blow daily caresses, tingles with numbness on the whole body. 想象一下他天天拿着“云岫”吹啊抚啊的,就浑身发麻。 Bamboo flute gives me.” Ju Yunxiu is putting out a hand: I take the thing to trade with you.” “笛子给我。”居云岫伸着手:“我拿东西跟你换。” Does not trade.” Qin Yi backs up again one step: This is my first magical treasure, the commemorative significance is very big.” “不换。”秦弈再度倒退一步:“这是我第一个法宝,纪念意义很大的。” Believes me to punch you?” “信不信我揍你?” You are the living on a cloudy peak female celestial, must have the image, doubts seizes valuable matter not to suit you.” “你是居于云岫间的仙女,要有形象,打怪夺宝这种事不适合你。” Ju Yunxiu was said throws by these words smiles: Originally you are the monster.” 居云岫被这句话说得扑哧一笑:“原来你是怪物。” „The strange meaning that actually doubts is very broad, is not only the monster.” Qin Yi probes to say cautiously: Didn't snatch the bamboo flute?” “呃,其实打怪的怪含义很广的,不仅是怪物。”秦弈小心翼翼地试探道:“不抢笛子了?” Ju Yunxiu restored gracefully, sat safely: You, if can complete a task, this minor matter also on let it pass.” 居云岫又恢复了优雅,安然坐了回去:“你若能完成一个任务,这点小事也就算了。” What duty?” “什么任务?” You know how paradise major sect look for the successor?” “你知道仙界各大宗门是怎么找传人的么?” Qin Yi gawked, remembers these immortal sects quickly stays the extra mundane, is far on let it pass, the average person does not know. When the person seeks the immortal to come this, feared that was in 1000 cannot wait for 1-2. 秦弈愣了一下,很快想起这些仙宗都是避居世外,远得要命就算了,一般人也根本就不知道。等人寻仙来此,怕是一千年也等不来1-2。 Must look for the apprentice, naturally wants to go out to look, looks for the world, saw that the appropriate seedling inspects one to take back the disciple. 要找徒弟,当然是要自己出门去找的,寻访天下,看到合适的苗子考察一番收归门下。 Ten Thousand Paths Immortal Palace naturally is also so......, but here has a trouble, other department head can send to go to look, this art is no one...... cannot Ju Yunxiu leave mountain several years, here did not empty...... 万道仙宫当然也是如此……但这里有个麻烦,别的系主任可以派手下出去寻访,这艺术系没人啊……总不能居云岫自己离山好几年,这里不就空了么…… Makes me go out for you to abduct the apprentice to come back, that exempted, I do not have that free time.” “让我出去替你诱拐徒弟回来,那就免了,我没那闲工夫啊。” Brain transfers actually quickly.” Ju Yunxiu shows a faint smile: But this matter does not need you to go, Ten Thousand Paths Immortal Palace has professional elder, looks for the talent to have the spirit root child of age to come back, then various choose.” “脑子倒是转得快。”居云岫微微一笑:“但这事情不用你去,万道仙宫有专职的长老,物色有天赋有灵根的适龄孩子回来,然后各宗去挑选。” Qin Yi awakens immediately: „Isn't Qing Cha / green tea in this, is it possible that electing the person at this time?” 秦弈顿时醒悟:“清茶此时不在这,莫非就是在选人?” The Ju Yunxiu smile becomes somewhat reluctantly: Chooses person of this saying some not to gather...... the child to ask to do obeisance into my sect actual, that is we elects the person.” 居云岫笑容变得有些勉强:“选人这话有些不合实际……孩子求着拜入我宗,那才是我们选人。” Qin Yi smiled: Snatches the students, added that you are not the universities.” 秦弈笑了:“抢生源啊,还说你们不是大学。” Un?” “嗯?” It’s nothing.” Qin Yi said with a smile: You have the interest of teaching the child?” “没什么。”秦弈笑道:“你还有教小孩子的兴趣?” Initiation direction, enters the access initially, this matter made several change magically the young lad to teach casually to be good, lets situation that I taught personally also early.” Helpless Ju Yunxiu said: Let alone says that now this also spoke in vain, we could not recruit the person.” “启蒙指引,初入门径,这种事情随便让几个点化童子去教就行了,让我亲自教的地步还早着呢。”居云岫无奈道:“何况现在说这个也白说,我们招不到人。” Can't be that bad?” Qin Yi strange say/way: I thought that abducts the child to come our sects, this matter was too simply simple.” “何至于此?”秦弈奇道:“我觉得诱拐孩子来我们宗,这事简直太简单了啊。” Our sects...... Ju Yunxiu, showed a faint smile, has not said anything. 我们宗……居云岫品了一下,微微一笑,没说什么。 Said is the traveler, actually Qin Yi this person of very friend or stranger is distinct, after approving you, person on one's own side the flavor is very strong, a little Jianghu air/Qi. 说是过客,其实秦弈这人还是很亲疏分明的,认同了你之后,“自己人”的味道很浓,有点江湖气。 Was you thinks simply.” She smiles: Immortal Palace sixty year cycle leads a group of children to come back every other, we consecutively six sixty year cycle could not have received half individual.” “是你想得简单了。”她笑了笑:“仙宫每隔一甲子带一批孩子回来,我们已经连续六个甲子收不到半个人了。” Six sixty year cycle, 360 years ago you have been being the department head to receive the person, added that is not thousand old husband's aunts...... 六个甲子,三百六十年前你都已经在做系主任收人了,还说不是千年老姑婆…… The Qin Yi unstated criticism, in the mouth said is actually: „Isn't child likes the pretty elder sister? Your own acting casual show how many magic art, are one group of children with good? Who will go with the drunkard gambler?” 秦弈腹诽了一句,口中说的却是:“孩子不都是喜欢漂亮姐姐?你自己出面随便秀几个法术,一堆孩子跟过来好不好?谁会去跟酒鬼赌棍?” Ju Yunxiu shakes the head: Various made, Sect Master cannot act, can only enable the disciple demonstration the infatuated thing, looked that which family/home was most attractive. This is also Immortal Palace internal say/way competing one point , there is a comparison, does not injure friendly.” 居云岫摇了摇头:“各家约好了,宗主自己不能出面,只能让门下展示能让人痴迷的东西,看谁家最有吸引力。这也是仙宫内部各道较劲的一环,既有了比较,也不伤和气。” Qin Yi is simply speechless: „Do you depend on Qing Cha / green tea to be useful? Don't others, have Qi Chi / Chess Crazy?” 秦弈简直无语:“那你就靠个清茶有啥用?别人呢,不是还有棋痴?” Qi Chi / Chess Crazy Teacher's Uncle will not inquire about this matter...... actually we have Book Immortal uncle master, but he...... let it pass.” Ju Yunxiu sighed: Said again, you demonstrated that chess skill calligraphy anything, to the attraction of person not, according to all previous generations experiences, eating and drinking one is the hiring is quickest, is an acrobatics department. Our music and drawing can also attract some children, but with other compared was also weak, the study was also arid, often shortly after lost the interest, transferred to another department, wanted infatuated easier said than done.” 棋痴师叔不会过问这种事的……其实我们还有书仙师叔,但他……算了。”居云岫叹道:“再说了,你展示棋艺书法什么的,对人的吸引力着实不怎样,根据历代经验,吃喝一系招人最快,然后是奇技一系。我们的音乐和绘画原本也是能吸引一些孩子的,但与别的相比又弱了,学习又枯燥,往往没多久就失去兴趣,转系去了,想要痴迷谈何容易。” Also this crazy that crazy, I look at you am one group of idiots, was really in the mountain stays for a long time, does not know the person.” Qin Yi loses says with a smile: This matter gave me, could not abduct person infatuated this field of endeavor, let alone the bamboo flute, this gatekeeper electrical connector saw!” “还这痴那痴的,我看你们是一群白痴,真的是山里呆久了,已然不知人。”秦弈失笑道:“这事交给我了,诱拐不到人痴迷此道,别说笛子了,本门房提头来见!” Ju Yunxiu said: You, if really can be infatuated in this, let alone the bamboo flute, did you really want me to teach you also to have what difficulty hand in hand?” 居云岫道:“你若真能让人痴迷于此,也别说笛子了,你真要我手把手教你又有何难?” Said it and meant it.” Qin Yi said with a smile: So long as you draw several pictures to carry off to me on the line.” “一言为定。”秦弈笑道:“只要你画几幅画给我带走就行。” Arrived the mountain outside, saw green grass place, more than ten children stand in the middle, small 4 or 5-year-old, big is also 13-14 youngster, there are both men and women. At this time looks at the four directions curiously, in the immature face is surprised. 到了山外,一眼就看见一片青草地,有十余名孩子站在中间,小的不过四五岁,大的也已经是13-14的少年了,有男有女。此时都好奇地看着四方,稚嫩的面庞里全是惊奇。 That side has a fat uncle, the thing in pot is quite fragrant...... 那边有个胖大叔,锅里的东西好香啊…… Has the child in mouth-wateringly, the footsteps move toward that side subconsciously. 已经有孩子在流口水,脚步下意识地就往那边挪。 That side has a thin uncle, that wooden horse meets to run...... 那边有个瘦大叔,那只木马会自己跑诶…… The uncle will divine according to the diagrams, where no matter you calculate to obtain copper coin conceals him. 还有大叔会算卦,不管你把铜板藏在哪里他都算得到。 The elder sister who exposes beckoned to you, looks at that 13 or 14-year-old youngster eyes to become the heart shape. 还有好暴露的姐姐冲着你招手,看得那十三四岁的少年眼睛都成了心形。 Un, that side also has a pretty little elder sister to draw, nothing attractive. 嗯,那边还有个漂亮小姐姐在画画,没啥好看的。 The children scatter in all directions, went to like in front of the outdoor shop that playing. 孩子们四散开来,去自己喜欢的摊子面前玩去了。 Before Qing Cha / green tea looks at the empty body, has almost not cried. 清茶看着空荡荡的身前,差点没哭出来。 In the meantime, resounded the singing sound: Do not visit me is only a sheep, because the green grass I become more fragrant......” 就在此时,身后响起了歌声:“别看我只是一只羊,绿草因为我变得更香……” Children turns one's head looks, actually saw that drawing little elder sister to emit a chubby lamb behind, on the head a like lump of that anything one after another. 孩子们转头看去,却见那个画画的小姐姐身后冒出了一只胖乎乎的小羊,脑袋上一圈一圈的如同一坨那啥。 Let alone hasn't the child, Ten Thousand Paths Immortal Palace immortal seen the sheep of this appearance...... that is the sheep? 别说孩子了,就连万道仙宫仙人们都没见过这种模样的羊……那是羊吗? Has the child unable to bear ask: „Are you sheep?” 有孩子忍不住问:“你是羊吗?” That fat sheep Wengsheng jar air/Qi reply: I called Lazy Goat......” 那胖羊瓮声瓮气地回答:“我叫懒羊羊……” At the same time saying, cat of feeling strange, catches a lovable mouse threateningly, runs all over the place around the full house, foot of both sides is like the wheel. 一边说着,身后又有一只奇怪的猫,张牙舞爪地抓一只可爱的老鼠,绕着满场乱跑,双方的脚都跟轮子一样。 In the field everyone looked at the eye to be straight. 场中所有人看得眼睛都直了。 Are these monsters? How not to see like, the monster of what variety is this? 这些是妖怪吗?怎么看着不像呢,这是什么品种的妖怪? The children are greatly happy, plop plop is pursuing the mouse and fat sheep ran together, a shadow has not remained. 孩子们大乐,扑通扑通追着老鼠和胖羊一起跑了,连个影子都没留下来。 One crowd of cultivator are dumbfounded. 一群修士目瞪口呆。 Remained the 13 or 14-year-old youngster only, but also is looking to expose the little elder sister: These monsters were too weak, is the elder sister attractive......” 唯一剩了十三四岁的少年,还在看着暴露小姐姐:“那些妖怪太幼稚了,还是姐姐好看……” Choking, has the drawing a sword sound to get up. “呛”,有拔剑声响起。 Youngster subconscious turns one's head looks. 少年下意识转头看去。 Blue clothes yellow hair, the young girl column sword of top of the head staying wool in place: I will not become anybody's thing, before to become a woman, I am a king!” 一个蓝衣黄发,头顶呆毛的少女柱剑于地:“我不会成为任何人的东西,在成为一名女人之前,我是王!” The youngster visit her dull: You...... are you also a monster?” 少年呆呆地看着她:“你……你也是妖怪吗?” The young girls hand over the sword: After that my sword with you in, my destiny coexists with you.” 少女递剑:“此后吾之剑与你同在,吾之命运与你共存。” What exposes the big sister, where has two dimension beautiful young girls fun...... 什么暴露大姐姐,哪有二次元美少女好玩…… After several seconds, in the field all youngster and children all mounted a handkerchief, disappears speedily. 几秒之后,场中所有少年与孩子全都登上了一块手帕,一溜烟不见了。 The light breeze has stroked, the leaf is faded and fallen. disciple capturer Sinopec cultivator, the mouth cannot close. 轻风拂过,树叶飘零。徒留场中石化了的修士们,至今嘴巴都没能合上。 What are these with what? 这些都是什么跟什么啊? Why cannot understand, even/including girl appearance is different, when also was very lovable...... Four Arts of Chinese Scholar Sect to raise one pile of new monster varieties? 为什么一个都看不懂啊,连女孩子长得都和人不一样,偏偏又很可爱……琴棋书画宗啥时候养了一堆新型妖怪品种吗? Qing Cha / green tea rises with a spring, turns around to run: uncle master you were best!” 清茶一跃而起,转身就跑:“师叔你最棒了!”
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