SBPE :: Volume #8 隐藏世家

#2656: clothing belched smoke

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After extremely clock, Chen Yushu went to the School following park, if here is the summer, will have many lover here appointments, but presently is in the winter, the weather is cold, here person naturally is not many, sloppy, Zhong Pinliang near a fountain flower-bed, hehe haha the practice is not knowing that is any move...... 十分钟后,陈雨舒来到了学校后面的公园,这里如果是夏天的话,会有不少情侣在这里约会,但是现在是冬天,天气冷,这里的人自然不是很多,稀稀松松,钟品亮则是在喷泉边上的一处花坛附近,正嘿嘿哈哈的练习着不知道是什么招数…… Actually, Zhong Pinliang practices according to Martial Skill blindly, he was unable to urge round of Martial Skill, but can actually depend on the bottle gourd picture wooden scoop, sets the example, otherwise when the time comes Lin Yi has fainted on the stage, move that he has not dealt with. 其实,钟品亮是照着武技瞎练的,他还不能催发武技,但是却是可以依葫芦画瓢,做做样子,不然到时候林逸在台上晕倒了,他也没有应对的招数。. „Little Liangzi?” After Chen Yushu came, discovered that Zhong Pinliang is practicing martial arts, immediately somewhat wonders, did this fellow inherit inadequately? How also cultivator? “小亮子？”陈雨舒来了之后,发现钟品亮真的在练武,顿时有些纳闷,难道这家伙传承了不成？怎么还成了修炼者了？ „, Little Shu, did you come?” Zhong Pinliang stopped the practice martial arts, then greeted to Gao Xiaofu: „Xiaofu, buys several bottles of drink......” “哦,小舒啊,你来了？”钟品亮停下了练习武术,然后对高小福招呼道:“小福,去买几瓶饮料……” This is they agrees beforehand, Gao Xiaofu the drink bottle on, sprays tempts the medicament, as the matter stands can tempt hundred drunk centipedes to nip Chen Yushu, Chen Yushu affirmed oneself do not know. 这是他们事先约定好的,高小福将饮料瓶上,喷洒一些引诱药剂,这样一来就可以引诱百醉蜈蚣去咬陈雨舒了,神不知鬼不觉,陈雨舒肯定自己都不知道。 „Good, Brother Liang!” Gao Xiaofu turned around to buy drink, but Zhong Pinliang sat in nearby flower-bed: „Little Shu, you speak the truth, do you favor me to make Chu Mengyao's Bodyguard? How I thought, you have been playing me probably?” “好的,亮哥！”高小福转身去买饮料了,而钟品亮则是坐在了附近的花坛上:“小舒啊,你说实话,你到底看不看好我做楚梦瑶的保镖？我怎么觉得,你好像一直在耍我呢？” „This, I can the truth tell you actually, Shield Bro just came time, has not been short by us is played, but Shield Bro repeatedly has actually hidden, cannot make us play, but this is also becomes the Sister Yao Yao Bodyguard road which must be taken.” Chen Yushu said: „As the saying goes, the hammering also needs own hardly, the gentleman incompetent resentment studies independently, therefore you were played, can only explain that your ability is insufficient, but also needs to be informed and experienced.” “这个啊,其实我可以实话告诉你,箭牌哥刚来的时候,也没少被我们耍,但是箭牌哥却是屡次躲了过去,没能让我们耍,而这也是成为瑶瑶姐保镖的必经之路。”陈雨舒说道:“俗话说得好,打铁还需自身硬,君子无能怨自修,所以你被耍了,只能说明你的能力还不够,还需要历练。” „This......” Zhong Pinliang thinks carefully, the Chen Yushu's words are not groundless actually, indeed, initial time they do not treat see Lin Yi, moreover instigates itself to teach Lin Yi to come. It seems like this Chen Yushu has not deceived people actually. “这样啊……”钟品亮仔细想想,陈雨舒的话倒是不无道理,的确,最初的时候她们也不怎么待见林逸,而且还怂恿自己教训林逸来着。看来这一次陈雨舒倒是没有骗人。 However this time has not deceived people not to represent Zhong Pinliang to let off Chen Yushu, Gao Xiaofu holds three bottles of drink to run at this time, one bottle will have given Chen Yushu, another bottle has given Zhong Pinliang, then has drunk one bottle. 不过这次没骗人也不代表着钟品亮就会放过陈雨舒,高小福此时捧着三瓶饮料跑了回来,将其中的一瓶给了陈雨舒,另外一瓶给了钟品亮,然后自己喝了一瓶。 Chen Yushu has not guarded actually, receives directly. After all beforehand Zhong Pinliang always gives her between-meal snack. She has not thought that Gao Xiaofu will attempt to pervert on the drink bottle. 陈雨舒倒是也没有防备,直接接了过来。毕竟以前钟品亮总给她零食。她也没有想到高小福会在饮料瓶上做手脚。 „Gurgle honk......” Zhong Pinliang tosses down drink in hand, then discards the jar, stands up, said to Chen Yushu: „My does presently give you to perform my unique skill to be what kind of? You have a look at me to exceed Lin Yi!” “咕嘟嘟……”钟品亮将手中的饮料一饮而尽,然后将瓶子丢掉,站起身来,对陈雨舒说道:“我现在给你表演一下我的绝招怎么样？你看看我能不能胜过林逸！” „Good!” Chen Yushu nodded, looks that Zhong Pinliang starts to hit Martial Skill to come same place, this Martial Skill hits come out, does not urge round of come out, but Chen Yushu is not naturally clear, looks decent that Zhong Pinliang hits. Also thinks where he is new study Martial Skill! “好啊！”陈雨舒点了点头,就看着钟品亮开始在原地打起武技来,这武技是打出来的,不是催发出来的,但是陈雨舒自然不清楚,看钟品亮打的有模有样。还以为他是从哪里新学来的武技呢！ Zhong Pinliang has played the period of time, did not pay attention while Chen Yushu, has emitted hundred drunk centipedes...... 钟品亮耍了一阵子,趁着陈雨舒不注意,放出了百醉蜈蚣来…… Hundred drunk centipedes without receiving attack, the default is seeks to tempt the solution, the Chen Yushu distance is not far, hundred drunk centipedes all of a sudden lock-on target on Chen Yushu's. Hundred drunk centipedes whiz whiz ran up to side Chen Yushu's, then sneaked in the Chen Yushu's bottom of pants leg, has bit...... 百醉蜈蚣在没有受到攻击的情况下,默认是寻找引诱药液的,陈雨舒距离不远,百醉蜈蚣一下子就将目标锁定在了陈雨舒的身上。百醉蜈蚣嗖嗖的跑到了陈雨舒的身边,然后钻进了陈雨舒的裤脚里面,一口咬了下去…… „Well? What thing?” Chen Yushu felt suddenly an own small thigh pain, will examine an outcome slightly, suddenly having a dizzy spell, fell down directly in the ground stupor in the past. “咦？什么东西？”陈雨舒突然感觉到自己的小腿部微微一痛,正要去查看个究竟,忽然一阵的头晕目眩,直接栽倒在了地上昏迷了过去。 But hundred drunk centipedes after prevailing, fast withdrew from the Chen Yushu's bottom of pants leg. Drilled in the Zhong Pinliang sleeve. 而百醉蜈蚣在得逞之后,飞快的退出了陈雨舒的裤脚。钻回了钟品亮的袖子里面。 „Haha, these hundred drunk centipedes are really easy-to-use!” Zhong Pinliang saw that Chen Yushu has fainted directly, immediately the great happiness, making his confidence multiply. Has been full of the hope when to afternoon and Lin Yi's competition, happy he said to Gao Xiaofu: „Telephone gives me, I telephone to Yao Yao, making her meet Chen Yushu to go back!” “哈哈,这百醉蜈蚣果然好用！”钟品亮看到陈雨舒直接晕倒了,顿时大喜,让他信心倍增。对下午和林逸的比试充满了希望,高兴之余他对高小福说道:“电话给我,我给瑶瑶打个电话,让她来接陈雨舒回去！” „Good!” Gao Xiaofu handed over the telephone to give Zhong Pinliang hastily, before Zhong Pinliang was practicing martial arts, body not convenient belt telephone, therefore has given Gao Xiaofu taking care. “好！”高小福连忙递上了电话给了钟品亮,之前钟品亮在练武,身上不方便带电话,所以就交给了高小福保管。 After Zhong Pinliang took the telephone, directly has dialed the Chu Mengyao's telephone. 钟品亮接过电话之后,就直接拨通了楚梦瑶的电话。 Chen Yushu inquires the actual situation, Chu Mengyao ordered food in cafeteria is waiting for her to come back, suddenly received the Zhong Pinliang call, making her have the mind restless feeling: „Hey? Zhong Pinliang, what matter?” 陈雨舒去打探虚实,楚梦瑶在食堂里点了菜正等着她回来,忽然接到了钟品亮的电话,让她有种心神不安的感觉:“喂？钟品亮,什么事情？” „Yao Yao, the important matter is not good, Little Shu fainted suddenly!” Zhong Pinliang anxious saying. “瑶瑶啊,大事不好了,小舒突然昏倒了！”钟品亮急急的说道。 „What? Did Little Shu faint? What's the matter?” Chu Mengyao in great surprise, stands up immediately all of a sudden, cannot attend to the meal that on the table has not eaten with enough time, ran directly the cafeteria, ran like the direction of School behind park. “什么？小舒晕倒了？怎么回事儿？”楚梦瑶顿时大惊,一下子站起身来,也顾不得桌上还没有来得及吃的饭菜,直接跑出了食堂,像学校后面公园的方向跑去。 „I do not know that Little Shu said wants to have a look at me to practice martial arts, I practice martial arts to her looked, finally she suddenly bewildered has fainted, I do not dare to move heedlessly, feared that she is any acute disease manifests suddenly, moves has problems again is not good......” Zhong Pinliang to say. “我也不知道啊,小舒说想看看我练武,我就演武给她看,结果她突然莫名其妙的就晕倒了,我也不敢乱动,怕她是什么急性病发作,一动再出问题就不好了……”钟品亮说道。 „Brother Liang...... You......” Zhong Pinliang just and Chu Mengyao explanation, Gao Xiaofu interrupted in the one side. “亮哥……你……”钟品亮正和楚梦瑶解释呢,高小福却在一旁插嘴道。 „Xiaofu, you let alone words, had the matter to say first a while again!” The interruption that Zhong Pinliang does not bear the Gao Xiaofu words, then continued to say to Chu Mengyao: „Yao Yao, you come to the School following park quickly, this men and women do not give and receive, I am not good to hug her to go to school hospital......” “小福,你先别说话,有事儿等会儿再说！”钟品亮不耐的打断了高小福的话,然后继续对楚梦瑶说道:“瑶瑶啊,你快来学校后面的公园,这男女授受不亲,我也不好抱着她去校医院……” „Good, I immediately on the past!” Chu Mengyao said, has made the telephone call, then fast hitting to Lin Yi, said with him the matter that Little Shu faints, making his also First time rush to behind the School small park. “好,我立刻就过去！”楚梦瑶说完,就挂了电话,然后快速的打给了林逸,和他说了小舒昏倒的事情,让他也第一时间赶到学校后面的小公园。 Hung up the telephone, Zhong Pinliang looked to Gao Xiaofu, said: „Xiaofu, what matter do you have? The hastily fire singes, had not seen that I am telephoning to Chu Mengyao? What to do if has revealed the secret?” 挂断了电话,钟品亮才看向了高小福,道:“小福,你有什么事儿？火急火燎的,没看到我正在给楚梦瑶打电话么？万一露馅了怎么办？” „, Brother Liang, your sleeve......” Gao Xiaofu has not referred to the Zhong Pinliang sleeves, expression saying with amazement. “不是的,亮哥,你的袖子……”高小福指了指钟品亮的衣袖,表情骇然的说道。 „My sleeve how?” Zhong Pinliang stares, puzzled asking. “我的袖子怎么了？”钟品亮一愣,不解的问道。 „Your sleeve, belched smoke......” Gao Xiaofu to speak of here, suddenly startled called out: „It is not good, your sleeve has caught fire......” “你的袖子,冒烟了……”高小福说到这里,忽然惊叫道:“不好了,你的袖子着火了……” „What?” Zhong Pinliang one startled, discovered own clothing in belching smoke, but on the sleeve leapt up the flame! This situation had a scare him immediately: „What's the matter? Does my sleeve do? Caught fire?” “什么？”钟品亮一惊之下,才发现自己身上的衣服已经在冒烟了,而袖子上面已经蹿出了火苗来！这个情况顿时将他吓了一大跳:“怎么回事儿？我的袖子怎么搞的？怎么着火了？” Zhong Pinliang called pouring fast swayed back and forth on the ground, the emergency procedures that the body caught fire he knew something, knows that this can fight fire, but actually did not have an effect, he get lost/rolled several on the ground, the flame on sleeve was still exuberant! 钟品亮边叫边飞快的倒在了地上打起滚来,身上着火的应急措施他还是略知一二的,知道这样能够灭火,可是却不起作用,他在地上滚了几圈,袖子上的火苗依然旺盛！
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