Chapter 1158
第1158章Howyouearlydid not say
你怎么不早说„No, Older Brother Jianwen, Iwantto tellyoureallysecretlyone......”Chen Yushuimmediatelysuffering from injusticesaying.
“没有啊,建文哥哥,我真的是想告诉你一个秘密的……”陈雨舒顿时委屈的说道。„Do youwantto tellmereally a secret? Whatsecret do youwantto tellme?”An Jianwenknits the browsto ask.
“你真的想告诉我一个秘密?那你想要告诉我什么秘密?”安建文皱眉问道。„Brother An, is not good! Has the bigmatter!”Su Taizaoat this timealsoneverdistant placerunning and stumblinghas caught up, sayingout of breath.
“安哥,不好啦!出大事儿啦!”苏台早这时候也从不远处连跑带颠的赶了过来,上气不接下气的说道。„Did youwaitfirst, whatbigmatterhave? After youand otherLittle Shuyounger sistertoldmesecret, saidagain!”An Jianwenwaved, hintsSu Taizaoto be patient.
“你先等等,出什么大事儿了?你等小舒妹妹告诉我秘密之后再说!”安建文挥了挥手,示意苏台早稍安勿躁。„Older Brother Jianwen, Iwantto tellyouactually, Xiaoxiaowantsto put a crab...... Chen Yushuto saytowardyourunderpantsin”.
“建文哥哥,其实我想告诉你,笑笑想要往你的裤衩里放一只螃蟹……”陈雨舒说道。„Youtoldmeto tellme, what did youshoutsuddenly? Do youwantto shaketomedeaf?”An Jianwensomewhathelplesslooks atChen Yushu.
“那你告诉我就告诉我呗,你突然喊什么?你想给我震聋么?”安建文有些无奈的看着陈雨舒。„, Idid not shoutambecause, Xiaoxiaocamea moment ago, sheputs the crabtowardyourunderpants, Ihappen tosaw, thereforehad a scare, thereforecalled out in alarm!”Chen Yushuembarrassedsaying.
“不是啊,我喊是因为,笑笑刚才来了,她往你裤衩里放螃蟹,我正好看到了,于是吓了一跳,所以就惊叫了!”陈雨舒不好意思的说道。„!”An Jianwensuddenlyjumpedonce more, both handscovered the crotchsection, the cold sweat on foreheadget down: „Clamped the egg, lovedme!”
“嘎!”安建文陡然的再次跳了起来,双手捂住裆部,额头上的冷汗就下来了:“夹蛋了,疼死我了!”„Oh, Older Brother Jianwen, the secrettoldyou, Iwalkfirst, youcontinue the eggto hurt!”Chen Yushubeckoned with the handtoAn Jianwen, turns aroundto walk.
“喔,建文哥哥,秘密已经告诉你了,我先走啦,你继续蛋疼吧!”陈雨舒对安建文摆了摆手,转身就走了。An Jianwencovers the crotchsectionto jumpon the ground , not being at allnumerous the underpantsescaping, have only been ableto runtoward the tent.安建文捂着裆部在地上一跳一跳的,又不敢当众将裤衩给脱了,只能往帐篷里跑。Arrivedtent, An Jianwenneatly and quickly the swimmingunderpantswill giveto take off, a little crab, happen toclampedon the An Jianwenegg.
到了帐篷里面,安建文三下五除二的就将游泳裤衩给脱了下来,一个小螃蟹,正好夹在了安建文的蛋上。„Taizao , helping quickly, mynot being able to make an effortair/Qi!”An JianwendepressedcalledSu Taizaoto come the help.
“台早,快来帮忙,我使不上力气!”安建文郁闷的叫着苏台早过来帮忙。„Little crab, is quick, that side not goodplay......”Su Taizaoto lower the head, saidto the little crab.
“小螃蟹,快下来,那边不好玩儿……”苏台早低着头,对小螃蟹说道。„Are you crab? Did youspeakhe to understand? Hurriesto help, helpingmetake!”An Jianwenair/Qi, this, but alsospokewith the crab, had the problem?
“你是螃蟹啊?你说话他能听懂么?赶紧帮忙,帮我拿下去!”安建文气得不行,这都什么时候了,还和螃蟹说话,有毛病吧?Su Taizaodoes not dareto talk too much, carefulputs out a handto entrainthatlittle crab, butthisentrains, mustentrainactually the An Jianwentears: „Myegg, talked nonsense!”苏台早也不敢多言,小心的伸手去拽那只小螃蟹,可是这一拽,倒是将安建文的眼泪都要拽下来了:“我的蛋啊,扯蛋了!”„This...... Butdoes not entrain, itdoes not get down!”Su Taizaosomewhatfeels helpless, does not know that shouldcontinueto entrainorstop.
“这……可是不拽,它也不下来啊!”苏台早有些不知所措,不知道是应该继续拽还是停下来。„Won't yoube careful? Breaks offfirstitsclip?”An Jianwensaid.
“你不会小心一点儿?将它的夹子先掰开?”安建文说道。„This...... Itry......”Su Taizaocarefulnod.
“这……我试试吧……”苏台早小心的点了点头。Therefore, tentinsideperformed a talking nonsensemajor drama of shrieking and howling wildly, the egg of being worthy of the reputationhas loved the personto producein light of this.
于是,帐篷里面上演了一场鬼哭狼嚎的扯蛋大戏,名符其实的蛋疼人就此产生了。Butthat sideinstigatorChen YushuandFeng Xiaoxiao, were actually being all rightpersongenerallygo backto continuewithLin Yi, Chu Mengyao and Tang Yunmerrimentinone.
而那边的始作俑者陈雨舒和冯笑笑,却是没事儿人一般的回去继续和林逸、楚梦瑶、唐韵笑闹在了一起。„An Jianwen? Was heinjuredprobably?”HowChu Mengyaodid not knowAn Jianwen, somewhatstrangeasking. The An Jianwenpitiful yellsound is very sad and shrill, distancesuchfarChu Mengyaocan hear.
“安建文怎么了?他好像受伤了?”楚梦瑶不知道安建文到底怎么了,有些奇怪的问道。安建文的惨叫声很是凄厉,距离这么远楚梦瑶都听得到。„Hisegghurts.”Chen Yushusaid.
“他蛋疼。”陈雨舒说道。„Egg...... Does the egghurt?”Chu Mengyaoimmediatelycomplexiononered, egghurts, althoughis a networkterminology, said that *** many are the male, after allgirldoes not have the egg, said that is inelegant, particularlyChu Mengyao, will not say that thisglossary, listened to a Chen Yushusuchsayingat this time, somewhatis naturally embarrassed.
“蛋……蛋疼?”楚梦瑶顿时脸色一红,蛋疼虽然是一句网络用语,不过说的***多都是男性,毕竟女孩子没有蛋,说出去也不文雅,尤其是楚梦瑶,更是不会说这种词汇,这时候听陈雨舒这么一说,自然有些不好意思。Chu Mengyaoa littlewonders, An Jianwenis in good condition, howto hurton the egg?
只是楚梦瑶有点儿纳闷,安建文好端端的,怎么就蛋疼了?„Hiseggwas clampedby the crab!”Feng XiaoxiaoansweredtoChu Mengyao.
“他的蛋被螃蟹夹啦!”冯笑笑给楚梦瑶解释道。„Ha?”Chu Mengyaoimmediatelyonesurprised, althoughdoes not know that was clamped the eggby the crabisanytaste, perhapsbutcould not feel better, cannot help butsighed: „Is hesobad luck? Alsocan the quilt...... Bythat?”
“哈?”楚梦瑶顿时一愕,虽然不知道被螃蟹夹蛋是什么滋味,但是恐怕好过不了,不由得感叹:“他怎么这么倒霉?还能被……被那个?”„Is the crab that Iput.”Feng Xiaoxiaosaid.
“是我放的螃蟹。”冯笑笑说道。„?”Chu Mengyaoimmediately is a headache, the ghost who Feng Xiaoxiaodoes? Appearance that looks atChen Yushuunderstanding clearlyagain, perhapsisthese twowith joint forcesforit, thisAn Jianwenis also bad luckenough, bumped intothesetwoto mixworldDemon King?
“啊?”楚梦瑶顿时一阵头疼,原来是冯笑笑搞的鬼?再看陈雨舒一副了然的模样,恐怕是这两人合力为之,这安建文也够倒霉的,怎么碰上了这两个混世魔王?„Whatmattercan'thave?”Asking of someChu Mengyaoworries.
“不能出什么事儿吧?”楚梦瑶有些担心的问道。„Not, little crab, mostinjured, clampsdoes not die.”Chen Yushusaid.
“不会啦,小螃蟹而已,最多受伤,夹不死的。”陈雨舒说道。That sideAn Jianwen, has abandonedtremendous strengthfinally, the crabpulling, the An Jianweneggalsohas torn up, is painfulheto stamp one's foot.安建文那边,终于废了九牛二虎之力,把螃蟹给扯下来了,不过安建文的蛋也扯破了,痛得他直跳脚。„Mother, the brokencrab, the deadcrab, Fatherstampsyou!” After An Jianwen the crabmakes, the prenatal carestepped on.
“娘的,破螃蟹,死螃蟹,老子踩死你!”安建文将螃蟹弄下来以后,胎教就踩了过去。
But because is the sand, crabactuallynotwhat kind, was stepped onbyhimto the sand beach, thatcrabflies into a rage, stretches out the clipcomes„ka”all of a sudden, clampedon the toe of An Jianwen.
可是因为是沙地,螃蟹倒是没怎么样,被他踩到沙滩里了,那螃蟹一急眼,伸出夹子来“咔”的一下子,又夹到了安建文的脚趾头上。„”An Jianwenis a pitiful yell.
“嗷”安建文又是一声惨叫。Within a half hour, An Jianwenlamelycovered the eggto walkcome outfrom the tent, the egg and toehas carried on the wrap, hewas very painful, walkedwhileaskedSu Taizao saying: „Was right, yousaida moment agowhatimportant matteris not good, has the important matterto reporttome, whatmatterhad?”
半个小时之后,安建文一瘸一拐的捂着蛋从帐篷里走了出来,蛋和脚趾头都已经进行了包扎,他很痛苦,边走边问苏台早道:“对了,刚才你说什么大事不好了,有大事向我汇报,到底出什么事儿了?”An Jianwenthenthinks,beforeSu Taizaoaskedhimto haveanymatter to probablysay, butwas frightened the earto thunderbyChen Yushuat that time, has not cared, presentlysuddenly thought that thereforeasked.安建文这才想起来,之前苏台早好像找他有什么事情要说,只不过当时被陈雨舒吓得耳朵轰鸣,没有在意,现在突然想起来了,于是问道。„Isthis, Brother An, Iwantto tellyoubefore, Feng Xiaoxiaohas thrown a crabtowardyourunderpants, butpresentlysaid that has not needed......”Su Taizao the faceto saypainstakingly.
“是这样的,安哥,之前我想告诉你,冯笑笑往你裤衩里扔了一只螃蟹,可是现在说已经没有必要了……”苏台早苦着脸说道。„Anything!”An Jianwennearlyjumpsfrom the ground: „Yousaid that thiscrabisFeng Xiaoxiaothrows? Did yousee? How didn't youearlytellme?”
“什么!”安建文差点儿从地上跳起来:“你说这螃蟹是冯笑笑扔的?你看见了?你怎么不早告诉我呢?”An Jianwenremembers, beforeSu Taizaoshouted and wrangled, the crabhas not nipped the egg, thatin other words, the promptness that if discovered that won't thistragedyappear?安建文可是记得,之前苏台早大呼小叫的时候,螃蟹还没有咬到蛋呢,那也就是说,如果自己发现的及时,这个惨剧就不会出现了?Thinks ofhere, the An Jianwencomplexionimmediatelybecomesincomparablyugly!
想到这里,安建文的脸色顿时变得无比难看!„But, Imustsay that before, yousaidIletmewait/etc., whenLittle Shuyounger sistertold you secretthensaid......”Su Taizaoweaksaying.
“可是,之前我要说啊,你说我让我等等,等小舒妹妹将秘密告诉你了再说……”苏台早弱弱的说道。„?”An Jianwenstaresimmediately, butcarefulthinks,at that timeprobablyindeedwassuch a matter, indeedwasmakesSu Taizaowait a while...... So, An Jianwenalso can only confesshas had bad luck, whom can thisblame?
“嘎?”安建文顿时一愣,不过细细一想,当时好像的确是这么回事儿,的确是自己让苏台早等一会儿的……如此,安建文也只能自认倒霉了,这又能怪谁呢?An Jianwenlooked that is having a hatetoChen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao'svision, becausetheyare the Chu Mengyao'sfriends, An Jianwenis not goodto manifest suddenlyat the scene, mustmanifest suddenly, othersis makingplay, can yoube what kind of?安建文看向陈雨舒和冯笑笑的目光中带着一丝怨恨,可是因为她们是楚梦瑶的朋友,安建文又不好当场发作,真要发作了,人家一句是闹着玩儿的,你能怎么样?Therefore, An Jianwenclenches teeth, is suppressing the ache, the appearance that pretendsto be all right, walkstowardseaside.
所以,安建文咬着牙,强忍着疼痛,装作没事儿的样子,向海边走去。Looks that the An Jianwenpreviousquarteralsostamps one's foot, at this momenthas been all right, Chen Yushuimmediatelysomedoubts! Howeverslightly an observation, immediatelyhad discoveredbittercolor/look in hissurface, knowshewas installing.
看着安建文前一刻还跳脚呢,这一刻就没事儿了,陈雨舒顿时有些疑惑!不过略一观察,随即就发现了他面中的苦色,就知道他在强装了。
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