SBPE :: Volume #2 风起云涌

#463: Installs a while shark again?

Chapter 0463 第0463章 Installs a while shark again? 再装一会儿鲨鱼？ „Is this?” Chen Yushu stares, she does not know that shark is the cold-blooded animal, therefore Zhong Pinliang such explained, he for the time being has also believed. “是这样么？”陈雨舒一愣,她也不知道鲨鱼到底是不是冷血动物,所以钟品亮这么解释,他也就暂且的相信了下来。 „Yes!” Zhong Pinliang assured saying: „Little Shu, my presently gives you and Yao Yao manufactures to roast shark, on airplane cannot bring the fire hazard, therefore I brought Sun to be able specially the barbecue furnace, a while made you experience the high-tech the good food!” “是的！”钟品亮笃定的说道:“小舒,我现在给你和瑶瑶制作烤鲨鱼啊,飞机上不能带火源,所以我特意带了一个太阳能烧烤炉,一会儿让你们见识一下高科技的美食！” „Oh, that was good, you a bit faster make!” Chen Yushu one hear can eat to roast shark immediately, immediately happy serious. “喔,那太好了,你快点儿弄吧！”陈雨舒一听马上就能吃到烤鲨鱼了,顿时高兴得不得了。 Chu Mengyao is actually the facial color strange looks at the ground shark: „This does shark, lack a fish fin?” 楚梦瑶却是面色古怪的看着地上的鲨鱼:“这鲨鱼,怎么缺少一个鱼鳍？” „?” Zhong Pinliang stared in a big way the eye, looked to ground shark, discovered that shark one side has been short of a fish fin! Moreover, as if by person neat ripping...... “嘎？”钟品亮瞪大了眼睛,看向地上的鲨鱼,果然,发现鲨鱼的一侧少了一个鱼鳍！而且,似乎是被人齐刷刷的割掉的…… Zhong Pinliang is only mad wants to shout 'motherfucker', that supermarket does Boss dare to deceive itself unexpectedly? Rips shark fin, but also sells oneself such high price, turned head find someone to smash his shop! Paternal grandmother leg! 钟品亮气得只想骂娘,那超市老板居然敢骗自己？将鲨鱼翅割掉一个,还卖自己这么高价,回头找人砸了他的店！奶奶个腿的！ „This shark fin certainly by Little Shu wiping out, right! Was moved by the stone!” Zhong Pinliang answered. “这鲨鱼翅一定是被小舒给打掉了,对！是被石头砸掉的！”钟品亮解释道。 „Yes? My such powerful?” Chen Yushu does not believe oneself can wipe out shark fin. “是么？我这么厉害？”陈雨舒也是不太相信自己能将鲨鱼翅打掉。 „Your this shark not quick-freeze shark that buys in the supermarket?” Chu Mengyao has kicked the shark two feet, discovers hard, obviously has frozen the reality becomes. “你这鲨鱼不会是在超市里买来的速冻鲨鱼吧？”楚梦瑶踢了鲨鱼两脚,发现硬邦邦的,显然已经冻实成了。 „Yes, Sister Yao Yao, this shark likely is in the supermarket buys? You looked that the shark mouth also does have the price tag probably?” Chen Yushu by a Chu Mengyao such saying, is the doubts looks at the ground shark: „Is this that I kill? Little Liangzi, did you make a mistake?” “是喔,瑶瑶姐,这鲨鱼怎么像是超市里买的呢？你看鲨鱼嘴里好像还有价签？”陈雨舒被楚梦瑶这么一说,也是疑惑的看着地上的鲨鱼:“这是我打死的那只么？小亮子,你是不是搞错了？” „Yes, absolutely is!” Zhong Pinliang has cast aside a shark mouth, really saw a white price tag, is air/Qi clenches jaws, this Gao Xiaofu eye was also blind, is short of the fish fin not to see, the price tag of mouth hasn't seen? However Zhong Pinliang cannot scold come out, can only do takes come out the price tag of shark mouth rapidly with a smile, has forced in own mouth, chewed two to swallow in the belly: „This where is the price tag, is the scallop! very pretty taste! As the saying goes artificial wealth dead birds die in pursuit of food, this shark swims certainly to the epicontinental sea comes, to prepare to eat the sea scallop, finally by a Little Shu supernaturally brave stone being battered to death!” “是,绝对是！”钟品亮撇了一眼鲨鱼嘴,果然看到了一个白色的价签,更是气得咬牙切齿,这高小福也眼睛瞎,少了个鱼鳍没看到,嘴里的价签还没看到么？不过钟品亮又不能骂出来,只能干笑着飞速将鲨鱼嘴里的价签拿出来,塞进了自己的嘴里,咀嚼了两口咽进了肚子里:“这哪里是价签,是扇贝肉！很美味的！俗话说人为财死鸟为食亡,这鲨鱼一定是游到浅海来,准备吃扇贝,结果被小舒神勇的一石头给砸死了！” Zhong Pinliang feared that this they see any flaw again, hurries to shift the topic. 钟品亮怕这俩人再看出什么破绽来,赶紧转移话题。 „Scallop? Do you eat uncooked?” Chu Mengyao thought that has the issue. “扇贝肉？那你就生吃？”楚梦瑶更是觉得有问题。 „This is the thing that shark braves death to eat, can not be delicious?...... Quickly I am frank, such delicious thing should leave Yao Yao you to be right!” Zhong Pinliang said hastily. “这是鲨鱼冒死都要吃的东西,能不好吃么？呃……都快我嘴快,这么好吃的东西应该留给瑶瑶你才对！”钟品亮连忙说道。 „You are eat, do not call me Yao Yao, I am listening irritably.” The Chu Mengyao reminder said. “那你还是自己吃吧,别叫我瑶瑶,我听着别扭。”楚梦瑶提醒道。 „That Little Shu did not ask you Yao Yao......” Zhong Pinliang unable to bear ask. “那小舒不是叫你瑶瑶么……”钟品亮忍不住问道。 „Little Shu called me Sister Yao Yao, or did you also call?” Chu Mengyao stared Zhong Pinliang one, saying of Leng Leng (coldly). “小舒叫我瑶瑶姐,要不你也叫？”楚梦瑶瞪了钟品亮一眼,冷冷的说道。 „...... That is forget about it.” Zhong Pinliang does not want to turn into Chu Mengyao's younger brother, such wasn't one, hard to pursue her? Has hit, Zhong Pinliang said: „I roast shark, guy(s) on our class, comes, we divided shark together, a while roast everyone to have!” “呃……那还是算了吧。”钟品亮可不想变成楚梦瑶的弟弟,那样一来,不就更加难以追求她了么？打了个哈哈,钟品亮说道:“我去烤鲨鱼啊,咱们班上的男生,都过来,我们一起分割鲨鱼,一会儿烤好了每人都有份儿！” Although some Classmate more or less also same in shark the background to the Zhong Pinliang hand somewhat suspected with Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu, but heard that a while roasts shark to eat, moreover everyone has, on nobody the matter that therefore also again makes the loathing, helped Zhong Pinliang be busy at work, has also been short of many regarding the Zhong Pinliang malice. 虽然有一些同学们或多或少的也和楚梦瑶、陈雨舒一样对钟品亮手中鲨鱼的来路有些怀疑,不过听说一会儿烤鲨鱼吃,而且每个人都有份儿,于是也就没有人再去做厌恶的事儿,纷纷帮助钟品亮忙活了起来,对于钟品亮的恶感也少了好多。 Zhong Pinliang can the barbecue furnace prepare Sun, on glancing right and left is waiting for Gao Xiaofu, crossed some little time saw on the Gao Xiaofu head to gather round clothing to run over. 钟品亮将太阳能烧烤炉准备好,就左顾右盼的等着高小福,过了好一会儿才看到高小福脑袋上围着一件衣服跑了过来。 „Are you what kind of?” Zhong Pinliang asked low voice. “你怎么样？”钟品亮小声问道。 „Is good to hit on forehead, skin flesh wound!” Gao Xiaofu said. “好在只是打在额头上,皮外伤！”高小福说道。 „Do you no longer insist a while reprecipitation bottom? I have not displayed, you have departed for the deep, my this really did not have face, heroic image has not displayed come out!” Saying of Zhong Pinliang somewhat complaint. “你怎么不再坚持一会儿再沉底？我还没发挥呢,你就沉底了,我这实在是太没面子了,一点儿英勇形象也没表现出来啊！”钟品亮有些埋怨的说道。 „Brother Liang, I do not have means that Chen Yushu is too fierce, the direct stone pounds, if I do not hurry to depart for the deep, if throws a stone again, I die!” Saying that Gao Xiaofu has a lingering fear. “亮哥,我也没办法啊,陈雨舒太猛啦,直接一石头砸过来,我要是不赶紧沉底儿,万一再扔过来一块石头,我就没命啦！”高小福心有余悸的说道。 „Said is also, but this matter entire, who knows that Chen Yushu so is how positive!” Zhong Pinliang shook the head. “说的也是,不过这事儿整的,谁知道陈雨舒怎么这么积极呢！”钟品亮摇了摇头。 „Or, a while do I install shark again?” Gao Xiaofu careful asking. “要不,一会儿我再装一次鲨鱼？”高小福小心的问道。 „Also good, after a while said again!” Zhong Pinliang nodded: „presently we first roasting on prate, prepares barbecue!” “也行,过一会儿再说吧！”钟品亮点了点头:“现在咱们先把烤炉架上,准备烧烤！” Waited for Zhong Pinliang and Gao Xiaofu will roast prate to be good, waited some little time, did not see the oven to give off heat, Zhong Pinliang was a little anxious: „This thing what's the matter? How to be easy-to-use?” 等钟品亮和高小福将烤炉架好,等了好一会儿,也不见烤炉发热,钟品亮有点儿急了:“这玩意怎么回事儿？怎么不好使呢？” „Can Sun be insufficient?” Gao Xiaofu raised the head looked at Sun, then careful saying. “太阳能不足吧？”高小福抬头看了看太阳,然后小心的说道。 „That what to do?” Zhong Pinliang looked at one, indeed some cloudy days. “那怎么办？”钟品亮看了一眼,的确有些阴天。 „All right, this does not have the hand operated boost, I swing here, then you are roasting charcoal air flush in trough to this, wanted to be easy to do!” Gao Xiaofu said. “没事儿,这不是还有手摇助力呢么,我在这边摇,然后你对这着烤槽里的木炭吹气儿,只要着了就好办了！”高小福说道。 „Ok!” Zhong Pinliang nodded, starts toward furnace in air flush, but Gao Xiaofu is nipping the auxiliary booster that goes all out in that side. “行！”钟品亮点了点头,开始往炉子里面吹气儿,而高小福则是在那边卖力的咬着助力器。 Tossed about for quite a while, the mouth of Zhong Pinliang must blow to be swollen, has not seen the charcoal to belch smoke, but Gao Xiaofu was the both arms that swung is also painful. 折腾了半天,钟品亮的嘴都要吹肿了,也没见木炭冒烟儿,而高小福也是摇的双臂生疼。 „How haven't you ignited including the fire?” Chen Yushu looks that guy(s) divide shark, immediately wanted the wad, but Zhong Pinliang has not ignited including furnace unexpectedly: „What furnace is your this?” “你们怎么连火都没点着啊？”陈雨舒看着男生们将鲨鱼分割开,马上就要弄成小块了,而钟品亮居然连炉子都没点着:“你们这是什么炉子啊？” „New, I buy in the infomercial, the fish elder brother recommends......” Gao Xiaofu self-satisfied saying. “新型的,我在电视购物上买的,鱼哥推荐……”高小福得意的说道。 „The thing of infomercial can you also believe?” Chen Yushu stared in a big way the eye. “电视购物的东西你也能相信？”陈雨舒瞪大了眼睛。 „This......” Zhong Pinliang nearly does not have a foot kicking Gao Xiaofu, but also thinks that is really any high tech product, originally is not the reasonable infomercial! “这……”钟品亮差点儿没一脚将高小福给踢死,还以为真是什么高科技产品呢,原来是不靠谱的电视购物！ „Brother Liang, your other pissed, was immediately good! My again diligently!” Gao Xiaofu was saying, speed that sped up in the hand to shake, was tired is sweating profusely! “亮哥,你别生气,马上就好了！我再努力一把！”高小福说着,就加快了手上摇动的速度,不禁累得满头大汗！ „Xiaofu, do you resemble like seal chief secure? Is the head also entangling the thing?” Chen Yushu was saying, wants to draw Gao Xiaofu head clothing...... “小福子,你怎么像印地安酋长似的？头上还缠着东西？”陈雨舒说着,就想去拉高小福头上的衣服…… „No! This is the meaning of struggle, you watch in the television, the people who these must advance boldly entangle a cloth strip in the head, doesn't my this struggle to ignite furnace?” Gao Xiaofu hurries to answer. “别！这是奋斗的意思,你看电视里面,那些要奋进的人都在头上缠个布条,我这不是奋斗着把炉子点着么？”高小福赶紧解释道。 „Oh, this, you a bit faster swing, again quick a little!” Chen Yushu encourages saying: „I was hungry! Sister Yao Yao said that if did not have, asked others to roast!” “喔,这样啊,那你快点儿摇,再快一点儿！”陈雨舒鼓励道:“我都饿了！瑶瑶姐说如果还没好,就去找别人烤了！”
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