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#441: Bad luck Feng Xiaoxiao

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Chapter 0441 第0441章 Bad luck Feng Xiaoxiao 倒霉的冯笑笑 „Our tonight's leading ladies, School Beauty Chu Mengyao Young Lady arrived, below asked our actors to light to her love fireworks!” Gao Xiaofu does not know where from made a street slightly to trade big horn that the dish used, a master took to shout likely generally. “我们今晚的女主角,校花楚梦瑶小姐已经到了,下面就请我们的男主角点燃对她的爱的烟火！”高小福不知道从什么地方弄来了一个街头小贩卖菜用的大喇叭,像个司仪一般拿着喊了起来。 Chu Mengyao knit the brows, this is she bothersomest matter, Zhong Pinliang will cause some disorderly mess wonderful ideas to be put into action frequently, for example write a blood letter and so on, making Chu Mengyao very speechless, can this person compared with Little Shu also two? 楚梦瑶皱了皱眉,这是她最烦的事情,钟品亮经常会弄出一些乱七八糟的奇思妙想来付诸行动,比如写血书之类的,让楚梦瑶很无语,这人怎么能比小舒还二？ Moreover, he is really two, Little Shu is false two. 而且,他是真二,小舒是假二。 Feng Xiaoxiao after Lin Yi side time, pretends the nonchalant appearance, will be suitable, in ground hung the firecrackers to hang on the Lin Yi's pants directly, then has not made any stay, turned around to be busy other. 冯笑笑经过林逸身边的时候,装作不经意的样子,将顺在地上的一挂鞭炮直接挂在了林逸的裤子上,然后没有做任何的停留,就转身去忙别的了。 „......” Lin Yi shows a faint smile, what originally this Little Girl hits is such an idea, wants to explode itself with the firecrackers? Wants? However Lin Yi has not pierced her immediately, pretends not to discover the appearance that the vision is still paying attention to that side Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu. “呵……”林逸微微一笑,原来这小妞儿打的是这么个主意,想用鞭炮炸自己？想多了吧？不过林逸也没有立刻戳穿她,装作没有发现的样子,目光依然注意着楚梦瑶和陈雨舒那边。 Feng Xiaoxiao is also powerful of heartbeat, after all Lin Yi is different from the average man, what to do if had been discovered by him? Although presently Sports Field person many noisy mixed, but the Lin Yi's vigilance is not low! 冯笑笑也是心跳的厉害,毕竟林逸不同于常人,万一被他发现了怎么办？虽然现在操场人多很吵杂,但是林逸的警觉性也不低啊！ However, Feng Xiaoxiao after behind the Lin Yi's buttocks has hung up the firecrackers, has not actually seen him to have any special response, immediately relaxed, the heart said that Lin Yi the attention will have placed probably on Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu's, has neglected other matters. 不过,冯笑笑在林逸的屁股后面挂上了鞭炮之后,却并没有见到他有什么特别的反应,顿时松了一口气,心道林逸大概将注意力都放在了楚梦瑶和陈雨舒的身上,忽略了身边的其他事情。 Zhong Pinliang prepares to light fireworks on tree, Feng Xiaoxiao also quietly took the cigarette lighter to hide Lin Yi behind not far away, a while Zhong Pinliang lit fireworks at the same time, she rapidly will also light Lin Yi firecrackers...... 钟品亮准备点燃树上的烟火,冯笑笑也悄悄的拿着打火机躲到了林逸身后不远处,一会儿钟品亮点燃烟火的同时,她也会迅速的点燃林逸身上的鞭炮…… As the matter stands, will camouflage into is Zhong Pinliang fireworks is too intense, explodes the half firecrackers to here, Lin Yi is strange , can only blame the position that the God and he stands not being good, could not blame others' body. 这样一来,就会伪装成为是钟品亮的烟火太激烈,将半截鞭炮炸到这边来,林逸要怪,也只能怪老天爷和他站的位置不好,也怪不到别人的身上了。 „” Zhong Pinliang lit fireworks, this fireworks is he is also specially-made from the factory, after the lift-off, will compose „Yao Yao I Love You” five large characters, do not look at this seems like simple fireworks, but spent the Zhong Pinliang money to have custom-made. “咻”钟品亮点燃了烟火,这个烟火也是他从厂家特制的,升空之后,会组成“瑶瑶我爱你”五个大字,别看这看似简单的烟火,可是花了钟品亮一大笔钱才定制回来的。 Meanwhile, Feng Xiaoxiao also lit the Lin Yi buttocks following firecrackers with the cigarette lighter, then self-satisfied transfers the body to hide distant point...... 与此同时,冯笑笑也用打火机点燃了林逸屁股后面的鞭炮,然后得意的转过身子就想躲远点儿…… „” Lin Yi shows a faint smile, fast from oneself the firecrackers solving, then hung behind the Feng Xiaoxiao's buttocks, afterward has hit a fast knot. “呵”林逸微微一笑,快速的从自己身上将鞭炮给解了下来,然后挂在了冯笑笑的屁股后面,随后打了一个死结。 However, what tragedy is, Feng Xiaoxiao considered is only running far a little, had not realized that behind own buttocks had been hung up the firecrackers by Lin Yi, after running several, discovered oneself probably have after death towed any thing, one by one was hitting own leg, Feng Xiaoxiao some doubts has turned the head, under looked is actually a scream: „” 不过,悲剧的是,冯笑笑只顾着跑远一点儿了,根本就没察觉自己的屁股后面被林逸挂上了鞭炮,直到跑了几步之后,发现自己身后好像拖了什么东西,一下一下的打着自己的腿,冯笑笑才有些疑惑的转过头去,一看之下却是一声尖叫:“啊” Feng Xiaoxiao was insane! The firecrackers do not hang on Lin Yi? Ran up to own body? raised the head looks to the Lin Yi's direction, actually saw Lin Yi badly is smiling nodded to oneself. 冯笑笑要疯了！鞭炮不是挂在林逸身上的么？怎么跑到了自己的身上？抬头向林逸的方向看去,却看到林逸正坏笑的对自己点了点头。 Feng Xiaoxiao wants behind to hang firecrackers to solution drop, but actually discovered, Lin Yi this good-for-nothing has hit a fast knot to oneself unexpectedly, cannot untie! 冯笑笑想要将身后挂着的鞭炮给解掉,但是却发现,林逸这个坏家伙居然给自己打了一个死结,根本就解不开！ Saw that the lead wire must burn through, Feng Xiaoxiao was really a little anxious, can't be in front of school Classmate to tow the pants? That disgraced! 眼看引线就要燃尽了,冯笑笑真是有点儿急了,总不能当着全校同学的面拖裤子吧？那得多丢人啊！ When Feng Xiaoxiao hesitates, the lead wire burnt through, the firecrackers start „” the explosion, Feng Xiaoxiao frightens, the half step ran to Zhong Pinliang, runs while called: „Help! Does the water, have the water?” 正当冯笑笑犹豫之际,引线已经燃尽,鞭炮开始“噼里啪啦”的爆炸开来,冯笑笑吓得不行,快步向钟品亮那边跑了过去,边跑边叫:“救命呀！水,有没有水？” The Zhong Pinliang favorite own masterpiece, after the preparation a while sky presents „Yao Yao I Love You” five characters, shocks the audience, but actually suddenly heard the Feng Xiaoxiao's call for help! 钟品亮正得意自己的杰作呢,准备一会儿天空中出现“瑶瑶我爱你”五个字后震惊全场,可是却突然听到了冯笑笑的呼救声！ „Oh?!” Zhong Pinliang stared in a big way the eye, inconceivable looks at behind the Feng Xiaoxiao buttocks to burn to explode the firecrackers! Wasn't she hangs on Lin Yi's? Ran up to her body? “嗄？！”钟品亮瞪大了眼睛,不可思议的看着冯笑笑屁股后面燃烧爆炸着的鞭炮！不是她挂在林逸的身上了么？怎么跑到她自己的身上去了？ Before after Feng Xiaoxiao hung the firecrackers, gave back to itself to make a hand signal, told itself according to planning to carry out, oneself lit fireworks, in an instant, have the firecrackers changed how a position? 之前冯笑笑挂好鞭炮后,还给自己打了一个手势,告诉自己可以按照计划执行了,自己才点燃烟火的,怎么一转眼,鞭炮就换了一个位置？ „Xiaoxiao younger sister, you are......” the Zhong Pinliang doubts looks at Feng Xiaoxiao, asked. “笑笑妹妹,你这是……”钟品亮疑惑的看着冯笑笑,问道。 „Let alone that many, looked for the water to me quickly, extinguishes the firecrackers pouring!” Feng Xiaoxiao anxious is not good, where has the time and Zhong Pinliang explanation? The presently firecrackers have exploded to own pants, immediately must explode to the buttocks...... “别说那么多了,快给我找水,将鞭炮浇灭！”冯笑笑急的不行,哪有功夫和钟品亮解释？现在鞭炮已经炸到自己的裤子了,马上就要炸到屁股了…… „Water...... The water......” Zhong Pinliang glances right and left, but around this where has the water? Before planted trees fetched several buckets of water to irrigate actually, but has poured into the soil...... “水……水……”钟品亮左顾右盼,可是这周围哪有水啊？之前种树的时候倒是打了几桶水灌溉,可是都倒进了土壤里面…… When Zhong Pinliang hesitates, the firecrackers fast exploding to the Feng Xiaoxiao's buttocks on, has burnt several holes her buttocks directly, Feng Xiaoxiao quick cries, cannot attend to image again, falls down tumbles, tumbled several, finally extinguished to the lane the firecrackers, but the buttocks following pants cotton material changed beyond all recognition, moreover was exploded painful! 在钟品亮犹豫之际,鞭炮已经快速的炸到了冯笑笑的屁股上面,直接将她屁股烧了好几个洞,冯笑笑快哭了,再也顾不得形象,倒在地上翻滚起来,翻滚了几圈,终于把鞭炮给弄灭了,不过屁股后面的裤子布料已经面目全非而且被炸得生疼！ Feng Xiaoxiao believes, certainly revealed come out including the underpants, therefore she stood up does not dare, in the eye has been full of the grievance, she wants to cry! However clenched teeth, has not cried come out! 冯笑笑相信,一定连内裤都露出来了,所以她连站起身来都不敢,眼中充满了委屈,她想哭！不过咬了咬牙,还是没有哭出来！ I am Feng Xiaoxiao, I cannot cry! I do not need others to sympathize and pitiful, I cry the spiritless performance! Feng Xiaoxiao deeply took a breath, sits said to Zhong Pinliang on the ground: „You take off your coat to me!” 我是冯笑笑,我不能哭！我不需要别人同情和可怜,我哭只是懦弱表现！冯笑笑深吸了一口气,坐在地上对钟品亮说道:“你把你的上衣脱下来给我！” „? My coat?” Zhong Pinliang stares. “啊？我的上衣？”钟品亮一愣。 „Hurry up! Do not lose the time!” Feng Xiaoxiao knit the brows. “快点儿！别耽误时间！”冯笑笑皱了皱眉。 „Good...... Good......” Zhong Pinliang cannot offend Feng Xiaoxiao, her background is she, is not Zhong Pinliang can offend, since Feng Xiaoxiao has opened the mouth, Zhong Pinliang also can only take off to give Feng Xiaoxiao the coat. “好……好吧……”钟品亮得罪不起冯笑笑,无论是她的背景还是她本人,都不是钟品亮能够得罪的,既然冯笑笑开口了,钟品亮也只能将上衣脱了下来递给冯笑笑。 Feng Xiaoxiao received the Zhong Pinliang coat, fast encirclement on own waist, then set out to go out of the crowd, walks toward the direction of School entrance...... 冯笑笑接过钟品亮的上衣,快速的围在了自己的腰上,然后起身走出了人群,向学校门口的方向走去…… Feng Xiaoxiao was very at heart uncomfortable, wants to make Lin Yi lose face come obviously, finally actually turned into oneself lose face! Although Classmate that notes to surround has not been ridiculing itself, what can affirm, oneself have become the laughingstock! 冯笑笑心里别提有多难受了,明明是想让林逸出丑来的,结果却变成了自己出丑！虽然没注意到围观的同学是不是在嘲笑自己,不过可以肯定的是,自己已经成了笑柄！ Was exploded the buttocks by the firecrackers blossomed, oneself are girl, this matter must disgraced disgraced! 被鞭炮将屁股炸开花了,自己又是个女孩子,这事儿要多丢人就有多丢人！ „Lin Yi! I must eat you!” Feng Xiaoxiao wanted insanely, sat in own vehicle, clenching jaws of air/Qi, has regarded Lin Yi the steering wheel, after one pounded fiercely, reluctantly has disappeared the fire...... “林逸！我要吃了你！”冯笑笑要疯了,坐在自己的车子里面,气的咬牙切齿,将方向盘当成了林逸,一顿猛砸之后,才勉强消了火…… However, after disappearing fire, on buttocks has actually transmitted the intermittent burning ache! Before had not paid attention, presently had responded the vigor came, Feng Xiaoxiao pain did not dare solid, partly was digging the buttocks, started the vehicle, she must hurry to go home to rest...... 但是,消火之后,屁股上却传来了阵阵火辣辣的疼痛！之前没有注意,现在反应过劲儿来,冯笑笑疼的都不敢坐实了,半撅着屁股,发动了车子,她要赶紧回家休息……
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