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#379: Snatches the trash

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Chapter 0379 第0379章 Snatches the trash 抢垃圾 „little brother, you look at my not cries, did you sell to my one?” Fatty Lai did not respond Liu Tianyi, wiped tears to look at Lin Yi. “小哥,你看我不哭了,你卖给我一个吧？”赖胖子不搭理刘天翼了,抹着眼泪看着林逸。 „Does not sell.” Lin Yi shook the head. “不卖。”林逸摇了摇头。 „Why...... Wū wū, little brother, I am rich, I am very rich, money that Liu Tianyi this old fox can spend, my also energy, moreover can be colored than him are more!” Fatty Lai cries. “为什么啊……呜呜,小哥,我有钱,我有的是钱,刘天翼这个老狐狸能花起的钱,我也能,而且能比他花的更多！”赖胖子又哭了。 „......” Lin Yi is somewhat depressed, this does fatty such like crying? Is cries fine? Somewhat helpless explanation: „My this, presently did not have!” “……”林逸有些郁闷,这胖子怎么这么爱哭呢？是个哭吧精？有些无奈的解释道:“我就这一颗,现在没有了！” „This, when can that have?” The face of Fatty Lai immediately becomes depressed incomparable? Didn't have? “这样啊,那什么时候能有啊？”赖胖子的脸立刻就变得沮丧无比,就一颗？没有了？ „Is indefinite.” Lin Yi and this Fatty Lai do not recognize do not know, naturally cannot give him casually pill medicine. In the hand only several pill medicine want, when Company starts doing business delivers as firing the complimentary gift of Company given name, Lin Yi casually will certainly not waste! “不确定。”林逸和这个赖胖子不认不识的,自然不会随便给他一枚丹药。手里面仅有的几枚丹药要等到公司开业的时候送出去作为打响公司名号的赠品的,林逸当然不会随便浪费！ Although this Fatty Lai is cries fine, moreover seemingly is a loyal son, however filial crying the essence, each ran up to oneself leg nearby nasal mucus tears much manages itself to want pill medicine, oneself do not die of exhaustion in the elixir, must die by them bothersomely. 虽然这个赖胖子是个哭吧精,而且貌似还是个孝子,但是孝顺的哭吧精多了,每个都跑到自己腿边上一把鼻涕一把泪的管自己要丹药,自己就算不在炼药的时候累死,也得被他们烦死。 Therefore, this precedent cannot break! Not the familiar person cannot give! 所以,这个先例不能破！不熟悉的人坚决不能给！ „...... Like this, wū wū......” Fatty Lai one hear of Lin Yi's words, howls: „Medical God Kang that unfilial descendants, that son of a bitch, really explodes encoffins the gifts of heaven, my date his immortal board board......” “啊……这样啊,呜呜呜……”赖胖子一听林逸的话,又嚎啕大哭起来:“康神医那个不肖子孙,那个王八蛋,真是爆殓天物啊,我日他个仙人板板的……” „......” Lin Yi regarding the Fatty Lai bitter experience, although some sympathies, but actually cannot, because sympathizes, gives him pill medicine? Lin Yi is also not the charity. “……”林逸对于赖胖子的遭遇虽然有些同情,但是却也不能因为同情,就给他丹药吧？林逸还不是慈善机构。 At this time, a garbage collector person was carrying a garbage bag to walk, prepared to lose in trash can in the resort campus, Fatty Lai was sharp-eyed, has recognized all of a sudden before this garbage collector person, cleaned the banquet hall to be stepped on by Kang Zhaoming breaks to pieces that pill medicine that „” crawled from the ground all of a sudden, ran up to that garbage collector side fast: „Do not throw, this garbage bag gave me to be good!” 这时候,一个清洁工人正拎着一只垃圾袋走了过来,准备丢在度假村园区里的垃圾桶里面,赖胖子眼尖,一下子就认出了这个清洁工人正是之前打扫宴会厅被康照明踩碎那枚丹药的那个,“噌”的一下子从地上爬了起来,快速的跑到了那个清洁工的身边:“你别扔,这个垃圾袋给我就行了！” That garbage collector person had a scare, somewhat feels helpless panic-strickenly inexplicable looks to rush to the face that also full is tears fatty: „You...... You...... Do you want to do?” 那清洁工人吓了一跳,有些不知所措惊骇莫名的看着闯过来的脸上还满是泪水的胖子:“你……你……你要干什么？” Fatty Lai fears a long delay usually means many problems, did not explain, puts out a hand to snatch the garbage bag in that garbage collector person hand directly, because in this garbage bag attire was the trash, the garbage collector people nearly shouts robbery! 赖胖子怕夜长梦多,也不解释,直接伸手去抢那清洁工人手中的垃圾袋,要不是因为这垃圾袋里装的都是垃圾,清洁工人都差点儿喊抢劫了！ However because just in this garbage bag attire is the useless trash, that garbage collector sees Fatty Lai goes crazy robbing, has not struggled with him, let go directly, turns around to run away in fear...... 不过正因为这垃圾袋里装的都是没用的垃圾,那清洁工看到赖胖子发疯似的抢夺,也根本就没有跟他争,直接松手,转身吓跑了…… This lunatic, snatches the garbage bag, who and he struggles? garbage collector thinks, this fatty puts on puts on despicable airs, has not thought that is a lunatic, it seems like oneself must hide distant point. 这种疯子,抢个垃圾袋,谁和他争？清洁工想,这胖子穿得人模狗样的,没想到是个疯子,看来自己得躲远点儿了。 Fatty Lai does not respond that garbage collector, how manages him to think that hurried to find by Kang Zhaoming is stepped on broken pill medicine is proper! 赖胖子也不搭理那清洁工,管他怎么想呢,赶紧找到被康照明踩碎的丹药才是正经！ Lin Yi, Kang Xiaobo, Tang Yun and Little Fen even Liu Tianyi astonished looks to go crazy Fatty Lai, does not know that he wants to do. 林逸、康晓波、唐韵、小芬甚至刘天翼都惊愕的看着发狂了的赖胖子,不知道他想要干什么。 „Old Lai, do you want to do? Insanely what does your this fellow send?” Although Liu Tianyi a little small contradiction with Fatty Lai, but relates is good, saw going crazy that Fatty Lai so is not concerned about face, hurries to remind him! If made the match in business see, patted, hasn't laughed dead he? “老赖,你要干什么？你这家伙发什么疯呢？”刘天翼虽然和赖胖子之间有点儿小矛盾,但是关系还算不错,看到赖胖子如此不要脸的发疯,赶紧提醒他！要是让生意上的对手看见了,拍下来,还不笑话死他？ But Fatty Lai as if simply has not heard the Liu Tianyi words to be ordinary, unties the garbage bag in hand, an inside thing each article throws into the trash can with come out! 可是赖胖子似乎根本没有听见刘天翼的话一般,将手中的垃圾袋解开,将里面的东西一件件的拿出来丢进垃圾桶！ Has eaten box lunch box, the instant noodles barrel, raises the nasal mucus the toilet paper, has chewed chewing gum, the disposable convenient chopsticks, any thing has in any case, fly mosquito flies come out from inside. 有吃过的盒饭盒子,方便面桶,带大鼻涕的卫生纸,嚼过的泡泡糖,一次性的方便筷子,反正什么玩意都有,还有苍蝇蚊子的从里面飞出来。 Liu Tianyi nauseating, this was Fatty Lai insane? Is he doing? 刘天翼一阵恶心,这赖胖子疯了么？他在干什么呢？ „Do not quarrel! By spendthrift where I must look for that to be stepped on broken pill medicine!” Fatty Lai roars, fast is seeking for anything in that garbage bag. “别吵！我要找找那个被败家子踩碎的丹药在哪里！”赖胖子边吼,边飞快的在那垃圾袋里寻找着什么。 Ok, making him look, words that can find, was his good fortune. Lin Yi shook the head, although was stepped on by Kang Zhaoming rottenly, but the drug efficacy is the same. 算了,让他找去吧,能找到的话,也算是他的福气了。林逸摇了摇头,虽然被康照明踩烂了,但是药效却是一样的。 Liu Tianyi has also shocked, has not thought that Fatty Lai has found out such a attention unexpectedly, unexpectedly must look for that to be stepped on broken pill medicine by Kang Zhaoming! 刘天翼也震惊了,没想到赖胖子居然想出了这么一个注意,居然要去找那枚被康照明踩碎的丹药！ „Found! Found!” Fatty Lai has turned out one group of dark things from the garbage bag suddenly, then excited holds in the hand, as if one had found a treasure: „Good, I had finally found, hahahaha!” “找到了！找到了！”赖胖子忽然从垃圾袋里翻出了一团黑乎乎的东西来,然后兴奋的捧在手中,如获至宝:“太好了,我终于找到了,哈哈哈哈！” „Haha, congratulated old Brother Lai!” Liu Tianyi walks, is patting the shoulder of Fatty Lai. “哈哈,恭喜老赖兄弟了！”刘天翼走过去,拍着赖胖子的肩膀。 „Gets the hell out!” Fatty Lai ill-humored stared Liu Tianyi one, then said: „Do not come to snatch my Life Extending Detoxification Pill, I do not give you!” “滚蛋！”赖胖子没好气儿的瞪了刘天翼一眼,然后道:“你可别来抢我的延年益寿排毒丹,我不给你！” „I do not snatch......” Liu Tianyi to know that beforehand has not told the Fatty Lai Lin Yi's matter, stirred up Fatty Lai some not happy, but this not strange Liu Tianyi, Lin Yi has not permitted, does he dare to say casually the Lin Yi's matter? “我不抢……”刘天翼知道之前没有告诉赖胖子林逸的事情,惹得赖胖子有些不高兴了,但是这也不怪刘天翼,林逸没允许,他敢随便将林逸的事情说出去么？ „Well? Is this pill so big? Before I looked that so isn't big?” Some Fatty Lai suddenly doubts holds that group dark thing to run over, said: „little brother, troubles you to help me have a look, is this...... Well? How also to have a stink? This is pill medicine smelly? Unpalatable advice benefits one's conduct?” “咦？这个药丸怎么这么大呢？之前我看没有这么大啊？”赖胖子突然有些疑惑的捧着那团黑乎乎的东西跑了过来,说道:“小哥,麻烦你帮我看看,是不是这个啊……咦？怎么还有股臭味呢？难道这丹药是臭的？良药苦口？” „......” Lin Yi looked at that group of black thing one in Fatty Lai hand, to the following sparkling body, Tang Yun must collect to look at an outcome, actually by Lin Yi pulling back. “……”林逸看了赖胖子手中的那团黑色东西一眼,向后面闪了闪身子,唐韵要凑过去看个究竟,却被林逸给拉了回来。 „How?” Why some Tang Yun strange Lin Yi were not collected by oneself. “怎么了？”唐韵有些奇怪林逸为什么不让自己凑过去。 „Is this pill, but actually and one group of dog feces stuck in one.” Lin Yi said to Fatty Lai, „you dig out the left side tinted that group of things, that is dog feces, therefore smelly......” “是这个药丸,不过却和一团狗屎粘在了一起。”林逸对赖胖子说道,“你把左边浅色的那团东西抠下去吧,那是狗屎,所以臭……” „?” Fatty Lai stared in a big way the eye, sweated profusely: „dog feces......” “啊？”赖胖子瞪大了眼睛,大汗淋漓:“狗屎……” However, Fatty Lai clenched teeth, even if above has dog feces, digs out the pill! 不过,赖胖子咬了咬牙,即使上面有狗屎,也得将药丸抠下来！ Liu Tianyi cannot bear the forehead emit the cold sweat, has moistened dog feces? This Fatty Lai also suffices bad luck! 刘天翼忍不住额头冒出冷汗来,沾了狗屎？这赖胖子也够倒霉的了！ However Fatty Lai did not think so, he thought on the contrary oneself are very lucky, has moistened dog feces? Can find was good, this is the huge good matter, stains dog feces not to matter! 不过赖胖子却不这么觉得,他反倒觉得自己挺幸运的,沾了狗屎怎么了？能找到就不错了,这已经是天大的好事儿了,沾上狗屎也无所谓！ Fatty Lai careful will not have dog feces that side to dig out, although has not dug out completely, sticks on dog feces, but Fatty Lai said that anything does not dare to dig out again! Can't make the father eat dog feces? 赖胖子小心的将没有狗屎的那一边抠了下来,虽然没有抠完全,还有一些粘在狗屎上面,可是赖胖子说啥也不敢再抠了！总不能让老爹吃狗屎吧？ Fatty Lai lost in dog feces that half the garbage bag, then cautiously was holding the remaining these, suddenly did not have what vessel to put, therefore fished out one box of cigar conveniently, turned on the box to pour into the trash can the cigar completely, has installed that remaining pills. 赖胖子将狗屎那一半丢回了垃圾袋里,然后小心翼翼的捧着剩下的这些,一时间也没有什么容器去盛放,于是随手摸出一盒雪茄,打开盒子将雪茄全部倒进了垃圾桶,将那剩下的药丸装了进去。
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