Otherwise makes him go upstairs, will only disappoint him. 不然让他上了楼去,只会让他更加失望。 „Sima Director, actually I am not cannot completely condense Pill Fire......, when I am very young, my father still, had expert at that time, once gave me to approve the life, said that my physique is special, can become an outstanding Alchemist person!” “司马院长,其实我也不是完全不能凝练丹火……在我很小的时候,我父亲还在,那时候有个高人,曾给我批过命,说我体质特殊,是可以成为一个优秀炼丹师的人！” „Just my alchemy talent hidden, but not present, seemed like by the seal generally, only then wait for me to 18 years old, this seal will untie! Or will activate my talent to the time automatically, but at that time, will obtain an honored person to assist, receives me for the disciple, teaches my alchemy ability!” “只不过我的炼丹天赋隐而不现,就好像是被封印了一般,只有等我到了十八岁,这封印才会被解开！或者说我的天赋到了时间就会自动激活,而那个时候,自会得到一位贵人相助,收我为徒,传授我炼丹的本领！” Lin Yi knits the brows speechless, this what gadget? How also to bring to tell fortunes? 林逸无语皱眉,这都什么玩意儿啊？怎么还带算命的？ Tang Yungui was this silly child, tricked for more than ten years by the god stick? 汤云圭这傻孩子,是被个神棍忽悠了十多年么？ „Tang cloud jade tablet, these words your letter/believes? You have thought that actually that so-called did expert, talk nonsense purely? Can't condense Pill Fire, unable condense Pill Fire, without possibly to awaken...... the words to say your presently to 18 years old suddenly are several years old?” “汤云圭,这些话你都信的么？你有没有想过,其实那个所谓的高人,纯粹就是胡说八道？不能凝练丹火,就是不能凝练丹火,没可能到了十八岁就会突然觉醒……话说你现在几岁了？” Lin Yi somewhat speechless asking. 林逸有些无语的问道。 „I this year...... 18!” “我今年……十八！” Tang Yungui some are actually not self-confident, because this year was his 18-year-old age: „My Birthday also misses for several days, cannot be filled 18......, moreover I actually have Pill Fire!” 汤云圭其实也有些不自信,因为今年就是他18岁的年纪了:“不过我的生日还差几天,也不能算是满了十八……而且我其实身上是有丹火的！” „What do you mean? Can you condense Pill Fire?” “什么意思？你能凝练丹火？” Lin Yi knits the brows slightly, is your boy plays me to play? 林逸微微皱眉,你小子是耍我玩呢吧？ Does a while has Pill Fire a while not to have Pill Fire, believe me to get angry you to refine pill? 一会儿有丹火一会儿没丹火,信不信我发火把你炼成丹？ „...... That...... I do not know that perhaps...... calculates perhaps cannot calculate......” “呃……那个……我也不知道……也许算也许不能算吧……” Tang Yungui lowers the head, somewhat shy anxious appearance: „I do not have means normal condense Pill Fire, but...... but...... talks nonsense, occasionally will collapse Pill Fire......” 汤云圭又低下头,有些扭捏不安的样子:“我没办法正常凝练丹火,但是……但是……放屁的时候,偶尔会崩出一股丹火……” Back more arrives, Tang Yungui spoke is latter voice, finally was nearly inaudible. 越到后边,汤云圭说话越小声,最后近乎不可闻。 Lin Yi divine sense is keen, others are really not necessarily able to hear clearly! 要不是林逸神识敏锐,别人真未必能听清！ Because heard clearly, Lin Yi immediately dumbfounded...... 正因为听清了,林逸顿时就目瞪口呆了…… What gadget? Breaks wind to collapse Pill Fire? Your very ability! 啥玩意儿？放屁崩出丹火来？你丫挺能耐的啊！ Lin Yi was very laborious bears went to Tang Yungui to have a look at his buttocks position to keep the platoon hot hole behind year to year...... 林逸很辛苦才忍住了去汤云圭身后看看他屁股位置是不是常年留了个排火孔…… Such fart, should spend the pants very much? 这么放屁,应该很费裤子吧？ Thinks that scene, Lin Yi cannot bear want to smile...... 想想那场面,林逸就忍不住想笑…… What on others large size is the excrement, this boy draws is actually the fire! 别人上大号拉的是米田共,这小子拉的却是火啊！ ox Pi! 牛批！ „Sima Director, you said that this is can condense Pill Fire? Has not a little become the Alchemist talent?” “司马院长,你说这算不算是能凝练丹火？有没有点成为炼丹师的天赋？” Tang Yungui is full of the hope looks at Lin Yi, should the question that asked how actually perplexing...... this saying return to Lin Yi? 汤云圭又充满希冀的看着林逸,问的问题却把林逸给难住了……这话该怎么回呢？ If he really can stabilize with the fart controls Pill Fire, pouring is not cannot become Alchemist, the issue is...... 要是他真能用屁来稳定操控丹火,倒也不是不能成为炼丹师,问题是…… Like this refining up come out pill medicine, some people either? 这样炼出来的丹药,会有人要么？ Fart pill...... he eats, will feel somewhat disgusting? 屁丹……他自己吃,也会感到有些噁心的吧？ The Lin Yi ticking corners of the mouth, hurry to give to cast off this disgusting thought that then spoke thoughtlessly saying: „Has not seen is not quite good to judge, was inferior you demonstrate to make me have a look!” 林逸抽抽嘴角,赶紧把这噁心的念头给甩开,然后随口说道:“没见过不太好判断,不如你演示一下让我看看！” Tang Yungui the complexion becomes flushed, about looked- this is in Hidden Book Pavilion! 汤云圭脸色涨红,左右看了看-这可是在藏书阁啊！ Breaks wind in the presence of everyone awkwardly this matter, the thief good? 当众放屁这种事,贼尴尬的好吧？ A person returns to be all right secretly, under big crowd of people, this self-respect he does not permit! 一个人偷偷的放还没事,大庭广众之下,这自尊心他不允许啊！ But Lin Yi as honor Director, must help him, is awkward, must brace oneself to do! 可林逸身为荣誉院长,又是要帮他的忙,再尴尬,也得硬着头皮干啊！ Was good because of after Ouyang Fantong matter, was similar a moment ago, Tang Yungui the good and evil that a Hidden Book Pavilion student basically walked was relieved many. 好在经过刚才欧阳帆彤的事情,藏书阁一层的学员基本都走的差不多了,汤云圭好歹是安心不少。 „That...... Sima Director, can I take off the pants?” “那个……司马院长,我要不要脱裤子？” Tang Yungui spoke this saying, that ashamed heart soon exploded, who special talks nonsense must take off the pants? 汤云圭说这话,那羞耻心都快要爆炸了,谁特么放屁还要脱裤子的？ Especially is in front of others to take off the pants, if the ground has seam, he wants to worm one's way into! 尤其是当着别人的面脱裤子,要是地上有缝儿,他都想钻进去了！ Nearby manager is drawing the two sides corners of the mouth with the hand, diligently is suppressing smiling, does not want in front of Lin Yi disrespectful. 一旁的管理员用手拉着两边嘴角,努力的憋着笑,不想在林逸面前失礼。 How saying that he also after manager of strict training, the funny matter, he can bear does not smile-, only if really cannot bear, that did not have the means! 怎么说他也是经过严格训练的管理员,再好笑的事情,他都能忍住不笑-除非实在忍不住,那就没办法了！ Lin Yi has not thought, subconscious flashing through a few words- does the unnecessary, moves unnecessarily! 林逸也没多想,就是下意识的闪过一句话-脱裤子放屁,多此一举！ Therefore said freely spoken: „Does not need, you demonstrate directly!” 所以顺口就说:“没必要,你就直接演示吧！” Tang Yungui relaxes, does not need to be in front of others to take off the pants, was a good deed, by some chance what to do did the following issue talk nonsense to burn the pants...... that should? 汤云圭鬆了口气,不用当着别人的面脱裤子,也算是件好事了,接下来的问题是万一放屁烧了裤子……那该怎么办？ Can't light/only the buttocks spherical object run back the dormitory that oneself live from Hidden Book Pavilion? 总不能光着屁股蛋子从藏书阁跑回自己住的宿舍吧？ Being able to ignore the consideration are too many, because Lin Yi is still waiting to visit him to demonstrate, therefore Tang Yungui fermented slightly, throws ~ ~ breaks wind! 顾不上考虑太多,因为林逸还在等着看他演示,于是汤云圭稍稍酝酿了一下,扑~~的一声就放了个屁！ The air is suddenly peaceful, besides are many some unusual flavors, has not had what special matter. 空气突然安静,除了多出一些异样的味道之外,并没有发生什么特别的事情。 Regarding to talk nonsense to collapse Pill Fire to come...... Lin Yi not to see in any case! 至于说放屁崩出丹火来……反正林逸是没看见！ „Excuse me, Sima Director...... I am a little anxious, the fermentation is insufficient, gives me again an opportunity......” “不好意思,司马院长……我有点紧张,酝酿不够,再给我个机会……” Tang Yungui is super, this blows up the courage preparation to lose with great difficulty turns the head, finally unexpectedly failure! 汤云圭超级尴尬,这好不容易鼓起勇气准备丢回脸,结果居然失败了！ The face was white lose, then must come one to be good again, saved some faces! 脸是白丢了,接下来还得再来一回才行,好歹挽回些颜面！ „That line, you ferment well!” “那行,你好好酝酿酝酿！” Lin Yi smiles lightly, comforts saying: „Does not use anxiously, takes your time......” 林逸淡淡一笑,安慰道:“不用紧张,慢慢来……” Was saying felt some not too to the taste, talk nonsense this matter to have anything slowly in a big hurry...... 说着感觉有些不太对味儿,放屁这种事儿有什么慢慢快快的…… Therefore shifting to a new subject: „You when we are not, here your one person were good.” 于是话锋一转:“你就当我们不在,这里就你一个人好了。” Tang Yungui is still red in the face, the heart said that your big live people poke in me at present, when how you don't exist? 汤云圭依然面红耳赤,心说你们这些个大活人杵在我眼前,怎么当你们不存在？ This saying said that is says, can only suppress the tone to continue to ferment with single-hearted devotion. 这话说是说不出口的,只能憋口气继续专心酝酿。 After is excited, exudes a melodious fart sound, then he flashed through a flame behind. 当情绪饱满之后,才发出一声悠扬的屁声,然后他身后就闪过了一道火光。 Although is quite thin, but thermal energy ample, his pants igniting. 虽然比较细,但热力十足,生生把他的裤子给点着了。 Tang Yungui is greatly anxious, being thrown into confusion is whipping the buttocks, puts off the flame, the secretly thought one had only known, rather loses face, takes off to consider as finished the pants! 汤云圭大急,手忙脚乱的拍打着屁股,把火焰扑灭,暗道早知如此,宁可更丢脸一点,把裤子脱掉算了！ Lin Yi knits the brows slightly, has not thought that also some really people talk nonsense to collapse to get angry, flame that but flashed through a moment ago, as if...... 林逸微微皱眉,没想到还真有人放屁能崩出火来,不过刚才闪过的火光,似乎…… „Tang cloud jade tablet, you put one to try again, the length that the best time to continue, I want to look more careful!” “汤云圭,你再放一个试试,最好时间能持续的长一点,我想看仔细些！” Lin Yi spoke thoughtlessly to propose new request, Tang Yungui the face was immediately green. 林逸随口提出了新的要求,汤云圭顿时脸都绿了。 What gadget? My pants fever did not have, can only the light the buttocks spherical object run, do you also want to look to break wind? 啥玩意儿？我裤子都烧没了,只能光着屁股蛋子跑回去,你还要看放屁？ It is not, Sima Director can you have a conformation? Should not be when my is the vaudeville? Should I earn a tip with the tray? 不是,司马院长你还能不能有个正形了？该不会是当我这是杂耍吧？我是不是该拿个盘子来讨赏啊？ In the heart the unstated criticism, on Tang Yungui the mouth actually does not dare to reject, can only obedient, both hands covered the buttocks to start the new round fermentation. 心中腹诽不已,汤云圭嘴上却不敢拒绝,只能乖顺的哦了一声,双手捂着屁股开始新一轮的酝酿。 The manager has looked in the nearby stupidly, before he had not paid attention to Tang Yungui, therefore does not know, this boy really can talk nonsense to collapse the fire unexpectedly...... is not an average person! 管理员在边上早就看傻了,之前他没怎么关注过汤云圭,所以一直不知道,这小子居然真能放屁崩火……不是个普通人哪！