Chapter 023 第023章 The restroom rains 厕所下雨了 „Ok, happen to I want to go to bathroom.” The Zhong Pinliang words are just right for the Lin Yi's thoughts, although held the Educational Administration Director vulnerable point in the morning, but Lin Yi also ate not to permit trouble Educational Administration Director to help itself, presently these fellows must find nobody's place, that was good. “行呀,正好我想上厕所。”钟品亮的话正合林逸的心思,虽然早上抓住了教务主任的小辫子,但是林逸也吃不准出了娄子教务主任能不能帮自己,现在这几个家伙要找个没人的地方,那是再好不过了。 Saw Lin Yi to comply refreshedly, Zhong Pinliang some do not know that to be how good, looked at each other in blank dismay with Zhang Naipao and Gao Xiaofu three people. Before they must teach others time, others are the incorrect appearances that feared, heard that must go to the restroom, generally will beg for mercy, only Lin Yi, said unexpectedly he happen to wants to go to bathroom! 见林逸爽快的答应了下来,钟品亮有些不知道怎么地好了,和张乃炮、高小福三人面面相觑。以前他们要教训别人的时候,别人都是一副怕的不行的样子,听说要去厕所,一般都会求饶的,唯独林逸,居然说他正好想上厕所！ „That walks!” Zhong Pinliang thinks is not feeling well very much, does not have the pleasant sensation of oppressive person with the Lin Yi speech. “那就走吧！”钟品亮觉得很不爽,和林逸说话一点儿也没有虐人的快感。 „Sister Yao Yao, you looked that Shield Bro holds in the mouth very much!” Chen Yushu somewhat excited is brandishing the small fist: „A while had the good play to look!” “瑶瑶姐,你看箭牌哥很叼啊！”陈雨舒有些兴奋的挥舞着小拳头:“一会儿有好戏看了！” „I look at him am brain puncture, a person facing three people, but also that can install.” Chu Mengyao curled the lip. “我看他是大脑穿刺,一个人面对三个人,还那么能装。”楚梦瑶撇了撇嘴。 Lin Yi and Zhong Pinliang four people left classroom, actually sees Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu stands in the classroom entrance, Lin Yi does not have anything actually, he already knows that Chen Yushu this Little Girl must watch the fun, smiling face that but Zhong Pinliang actually exchanged one is to very flatter: „Yao Yao, you how here?” 林逸和钟品亮四人出了教室,却见得楚梦瑶和陈雨舒就站在教室门口,林逸倒是没什么,他早就知道陈雨舒这小妞得看热闹,但是钟品亮却换上了一副很是讨好的笑脸来:“瑶瑶,你怎么在这里呀？” „Can't I here? Where do I want where, to manage with you?” Chu Mengyao white Zhong Pinliang: „Are you doing actually?” “我怎么就不能在这里了？我想在哪里在哪里,用你管么？”楚梦瑶白了钟品亮一眼:“倒是你们在干什么？” „I, this country bumpkin is innocent, how I teach him to cultivate the behavior!” Zhong Pinliang has not known Lin Yi and matter of Chu Mengyao understanding, but also thinks that they do not have anything to relate. It looks like in Zhong Pinliang, generally the women like the quite strong man, oneself are the powerful, more can take to them the security sense. Therefore he always in rampant domineering, as everyone knows this that in front of Chu Mengyao displays even more will only make Chu Mengyao dislike. “我呀,这个乡巴佬不懂事儿,我教教他怎么做人！”钟品亮还不知道林逸和楚梦瑶认识的事情,还以为他们没什么关系呢。在钟品亮看来,一般女人都喜欢比较强势的男人,自己越是强势,越是能带给她们安全感。所以他从来都在楚梦瑶面前表现的嚣张跋扈,殊不知这样只会愈发的让楚梦瑶反感。 „, You really should teach him well!” Chu Mengyao said this saying time, stared Lin Yi one lightly, the heart said, asking you to occupy take advantage of me yesterday, today encounters the retribution? “哦,那你真应该好好教教他了！”楚梦瑶说这话的时候,淡淡的瞪了林逸一眼,心道,叫你昨天占我便宜,今天就遭到报应了吧？ „Good good!” Zhong Pinliang one hear of Chu Mengyao approved that his viewpoint, immediately happy, originally Chu Mengyao likes looking oneself humiliate others! It seems like Chu Mengyao also likes that Ruffian student, early knows that she likes this, did already soak to her? “好的好的！”钟品亮一听楚梦瑶赞成他的观点,顿时大为开心,原来楚梦瑶喜欢看着自己欺凌别人啊！看来楚梦瑶也喜欢那种混混学生,早知道她喜欢这一口,那自己岂不是早就泡到她了？ „Lin Yi you can do it, Lin Yi you can do it!” Chen Yushu actually inopportune shouted. “林逸加油,林逸加油！”陈雨舒却不合时宜的喊了起来。 Zhong Pinliang the full head heavy line, heart said immediately, this two sisters are also not one group? Originally does Chen Yushu like Lin Yi this country bumpkin? However although Zhong Pinliang is not feeling well, actually also can only treat as has not heard, after all he may unable to stir up this young great aunt, her older brother fist can project on the outer space oneself. 钟品亮顿时满脑袋黑线,心道,这姐妹俩还不是一伙的呢？原来陈雨舒喜欢林逸这种乡巴佬？不过钟品亮虽然不爽,却也只能当做没听见,毕竟他可惹不起这小姑奶奶,她哥哥一拳就能把自己打到外太空去。 „Little Shu, how do you give him you can do it?” Chu Mengyao knit the brows. “小舒,你怎么给他加油？”楚梦瑶皱了皱眉。 „You give Zhong Pinliang you can do it, I give Lin Yi you can do it, this is fair!” Chen Yushu plausible saying. “你给钟品亮加油,我就给林逸加油呗,这样才公平！”陈雨舒振振有词的说道。 Lin Yi has not stopped actually, turned around to enter men's toilet. 林逸倒是没多做停留,转身走进了男厕所。 „Hey, can you here, do not go to the restroom?” Chen Yushu does not want to make them arrive in restroom, such could not see among them the good play. “喂,你们能不能就在这里,不要去厕所里？”陈雨舒不想让他们到厕所里去,那样就看不到他们之间的好戏了。 Zhong Pinliang has referred to the direction of restroom, the meaning was Lin Yi has gone, he did not have the means. Originally, he also wants to solve in the School corridor, although may draw on Educational Administration Director like this, but can win the favor of beautiful woman, he also recognized. 钟品亮指了指厕所的方向,意思是林逸已经进去了,他也没有办法。本来,他也想在学校走廊里解决,虽然这样有可能招来教务主任,但是能博得美人的欢心,他也认了。 Actually, student like Zhong Pinliang, in the surface very much feared that Class Teacher and Educational Administration Director, after all his status is student, like stepping onto the Society charlatan fearless. If Educational Administration Director informs his Father in the School poor line him, he will go home not to feel better. 其实,像钟品亮这样的学生,表面上还是很怕班主任和教务主任的,毕竟他的身份是学生,还不像走上社会的混子那样无所畏惧。如果教务主任真的将他在学校的劣行通知他老子,他回家也不会好过了。 In most situations, Class Teacher and Educational Administration Director to this spending young master turns a blind eye. Knows that they are impossible to study, so long as does not make any big matter to come, along with them. 只是大多数情况下,班主任和教务主任都对他这种花钱来的少爷睁一只眼闭一只眼。知道他们不可能学习,只要不闹出什么大事儿来,也就随他们去了。 „Or, you also come to look!” Zhong Pinliang hesitant one said. “要不,你们也跟着进来看吧！”钟品亮犹豫了一下说道。 „That is men's toilet!” Chen Yushu points on the restroom big „male” character saying: „Little Liangzi, won't you call us to make a mistake?” “那可是男厕所耶！”陈雨舒指着厕所上面大大“男”字说道:“小亮子,你不会叫我们犯错误吧？” Regarding being called „Little Liangzi”, Zhong Pinliang is not feeling well very much, but the move does not have, accompanies to say with a smile: „All right, the person on within held, this time where some people went to bathroom! We went advanced!” 对于被称为“小亮子”,钟品亮很是不爽,不过却一点儿招都没有,陪笑道:“没事儿,人都上间操去了,这时间哪有人上厕所呀！我们先进去了啊！” Zhong Pinliang feared that in the Lin Yi running restroom locks itself compartmented in not come out, therefore hastily and Zhang Naipao and Gao Xiaofu ran in the restroom. 钟品亮怕林逸跑厕所里把自己锁到隔间里不出来,所以连忙和张乃炮、高小福跑进了厕所。 „Sister Yao Yao, or do we go in?” Chen Yushu does not want to let off this splendid one. She also wants to notice that Lin Yi punches the Zhong Pinliang scene fat. “瑶瑶姐,要不咱们进去？”陈雨舒可是不想放过这精彩的一幕。她还想看到林逸胖揍钟品亮的场面呢。 „Isn't good?” Chu Mengyao is somewhat scruple, after all her as a child to mostly has not entered men's toilet. “不好吧？”楚梦瑶有些迟疑,毕竟她从小到大都没进过男厕所。 „Aiya, has anything, Zhong Pinliang did not say, this time nobody went to bathroom!” Chen Yushu has held up Chu Mengyao's rashly, runs to men's toilet. “哎呀,有什么呀,钟品亮不是说了么,这个时间没有人上厕所！”陈雨舒不由分说的拉起了楚梦瑶的手,向男厕所跑去。 „Yeah!” Chu Mengyao sighed, thought somewhat improper, always one not good premonitions at heart faintly? “哎！”楚梦瑶叹了口气,心里隐隐觉得有些不妥,总有一种不好的预感呢？ Lin Yi also really wants to go to bathroom! In the morning has eaten large bowl noodles soup, first two class were patronizing the familiar classroom environment, did not have everywhere the spatial round trip restroom. 林逸还真是想上厕所了！早上喝了一大碗面条汤,前两节课光顾着熟悉教室环境了,没到处空来去厕所。 This restroom is really upscale, unexpectedly has independence small urinal, not the latrine pit in Xiang Village, in mountain village that even in Lin Yi lived, goes to bathroom casually finds a place. 这厕所还真高档,居然有独立的小便池,不像村里的茅坑,甚至在林逸原先住的山村里,上厕所都是随便找个地方。 Lin Yi refreshed is putting the water, heard has after death heard the sound of footsteps, the glass from one side, Lin Yi saw Zhong Pinliang, Zhang Naipao and Gao Xiaofu form. 林逸爽快的放着水,就听到身后传来了脚步声,从侧面的玻璃上,林逸看到了钟品亮、张乃炮和高小福的身影。 „Fuck, does this boy also really here turn on the water unexpectedly?” Gao Xiaofu stared in a big way the eye, so lacked the muscle somewhat to sigh to Lin Yi, what this boy seemed like does not fear? “我靠,这小子居然还真在这里放水？”高小福瞪大了眼睛,对林逸如此缺筋有些感叹,这小子怎么貌似什么都不怕似的呢？ „Gives me!” Zhong Pinliang gā gā smiles, runs to Lin Yi, yesterday Lin Yi came up to fly to trample in his buttocks, today he must also come back! Moreover, the person who urinated most feared that was affected by the outside, if were broken at this time, light then frightens blocks the flow, heavy possibly frightens to go wrong. Therefore has saying that Zhong Pinliang this person is very cruel. “交给我吧！”钟品亮嘎嘎一笑,就向林逸跑去,昨天林逸在他屁股上来了一个飞踹,今天他要还回来！而且,正在小便的人最怕受到外界的影响,如果这时候被打断,轻则吓得断流,重的可能都吓出毛病来。所以不得不说钟品亮这个人还是很阴损的。 He chose trampled a Lin Yi foot at this time, not only there is the possibility to trample Lin Yi to urinal on directly, can frighten a good and evil Lin Yi. The Zhong Pinliang mouth wanted Le crooked, being soundless resembles Lin Yi walked. 他选择这个时候踹林逸一脚,不但有可能直接把林逸踹到便池子上,也能把林逸吓个好歹的。钟品亮嘴巴都要乐歪了,蹑手蹑脚的像林逸走去。 Lin Yi already saw the Zhong Pinliang action from the reflection of side glass window, somewhat is immediately funny. When Zhong Pinliang arrives at him behind, Lin Yi turns round fiercely, clenches teeth, urine flows to Zhong Pinliang to spurt. 林逸早就从旁边玻璃窗的反光里看到了钟品亮的举动,顿时有些好笑。在钟品亮走到他身后的时候,林逸猛地一回身,一咬牙,一股尿流向钟品亮喷去。 „” Zhong Pinliang immediately in great surprise, plan all of a sudden by Lin Yi disrupting, fast hides to behind! However speed where of this water gun common urine is Zhong Pinliang can compared with on? “啊”钟品亮登时大惊,计划一下子就被林逸给打乱了,快速的向后面躲去！不过这水枪一般的尿的速度哪里是钟品亮能比的上的？ While Zhong Pinliang calls out in alarm, on the face that he only thinks resembled Yu Yi, spurted wet. What most tragedy is, when he calls out in alarm also has opened the mouth, was then good, has drunk mouth Lin Yi's urine...... 在钟品亮惊叫的同时,他只觉得的自己脸上好像下了雨一般,被喷的湿漉漉的。最悲剧的是,他惊叫时还张大了嘴巴,这下好了,喝了一嘴林逸的尿液…… Zhong Pinliang struggles to hide backward, the under foot also stepped on the Lin Yi's urine, immediately slid, a flat on one's back fell on the ground. 钟品亮挣扎着向后躲去,脚下也踩到了林逸的尿,顿时一滑,一个仰八叉摔在了地上。 „” While a moment ago the Zhong Pinliang scream, two people were screaming. They are Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu! “啊”在刚才钟品亮尖叫的同时,还有两个人在尖叫。她们就是楚梦瑶和陈雨舒！