SS :: Volume #7

#4: True keyboard hero

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„In other words, have you two weeks ago taken the heroic medicine?” river Feng asked Deng Hui. “也就是说,两周前你就服用过英雄药？”江枫问邓辉。 „That does not have.” The Deng Hui difficult hollow laugh, „that type does not have the factory, the ingredient unclear medicine, from the beginning I do not dare to eat.” “那倒没有。”邓辉挠头干笑,“那种没有厂家,成分不明的药,一开始我可不敢吃。” „In my hands put for a week, afterward at the forum more and more people posted, said that after is takes the heroic medicine, if really obtained the superpower, evolved the variant person, but also recorded the video to demonstrate that various all sorts of strange and unusual superpowers, I a little could not stretch......” “在我手里放了一个礼拜,后来论坛上越来越多人发帖,说是服用英雄药之后,果真获得了超能力,进化成了变种人,还录视频展示各种千奇百怪的超能力,我就有点儿绷不住了……” „Therefore you did take medicine?” “所以你就服药了？” „Un, at first I can the awakening superpower, the seller also say hopelessly after all, in the average 1000 people can have one to awaken, is invalid he to refund money in full.” “嗯,最初我没指望能觉醒超能力,毕竟卖家也说了,平均1000个人里能有一个觉醒的,无效他可以全额退款。” „Does not work refunds money......!” river Fengxiao makes noise, „this lets I remembered for many years ago, named veiled Mi the network favorites, online sells anything successful study precious book, purchasing books within two years , if not promoted raises in salary, refunded money in full...... was funny, but also some really people bought, moreover were many!” “不灵退款……哈哈！”江枫笑出声,“这让我想起了多年前,有一个叫蒙咪的网络红人,在网上卖什么成功学宝典,购书者两年之内若不升职加薪,全额退款……笑死人了,还真有人买,而且不少呢！” „Actually this deceitful trick also has a more classical edition.” Soared then the girlfriend thread of conversation saying that „on ancient that swindler, specialized in selling what fetus protection pill, 12 money, guaranteed to give birth to the boy, if lived is the girl, the medicine expense returned, had to select the people of probability general knowledge to look slightly, this compelled the good business that was gains steadily does not compensate certainly!” “其实这种骗术还有更古典的版本。”高飞接着女友话茬说,“就古代那种江湖骗子,专卖什么保胎丸,一两银子一颗,保证生男孩,如果生下来是女孩,药钱退还,稍微有那么点儿概率常识的人都看得出来,这绝逼是稳赚不赔的好买卖！” „Flies Elder Brother! Maple tree elder sister! That medicine peddler indeed looks like the swindler very much, but if you think that he continues to use this same old story the deceitful trick, that too underestimated him!” Deng Hui is serious, „you think to look, if he is only an ordinary swindler, how I can the awakening superpower?” “飞哥！枫姐！那药贩子的确很像骗子,但是如果你们以为他沿用这老一套的骗术,那就太低估他了！”邓辉一脸严肃,“你们想想看,如果他只是一个普通的诈骗犯,我又怎么会觉醒超能力呢？” Soars looks at each other one with river Feng. 高飞和江枫对视一眼。 Right, if only one online sells the fake medicine, including Deng Hui, how 1/1000 people treateds with medication, really to awaken the superpower? 对啊,如果只是一个在网上卖假药的,包括邓辉在内,怎么会有千分之一的服药者,真的觉醒了超能力呢？ At this time, out of the window heard the ting. 这时,窗外传来铃声。 Deng Hui turns head to ask Liu Jinsong: „In the afternoon you have the class, first goes back.” 邓辉扭头问刘劲松:“下午你还有课,先回去吧。” Liu Jinsong nods, urges Deng Hui to eat the food before it's too late, to soaring and the others said the sound said goodbye, left. 刘劲松点了点头,叮嘱邓辉趁热把饭吃了,向高飞等人说了声再见,就离开了。 Deng Hui turns on the lunch box, eats while said: 邓辉打开饭盒,边吃边说: „I do not know that should say oneself are in luck unlucky, ate up the heroic medicine that afternoon, felt that described like chivalric fiction novel, ‚made a connection, no matter what supervised two lineage/vein’, can feel periphery the space charm fluctuation clearly, although this fluctuation was slight, but I was the feeling!” “我也不知道该说自己走运还是倒霉,吃下英雄药的当天下午,感觉就像武侠小说里描写的,‘打通了任督二脉’,可以清晰感受到周围空间当中的魔力涨落,尽管这种波动非常轻微,但我就是感觉的到！” Gu Siyi shoulders the brow tip. 顾思忆不由挑起眉梢。 As the variant person, the mysterious feeling that the younger male cousin described, she was not certainly strange. 身为变种人,表弟描述的这种玄妙感觉,她当然不陌生。 Soared with river Feng not to mention. 高飞和江枫就更不必说了。 „Small splendor, Blue Star is in the charm low ebb presently, even you can feel the charm to fluctuate, is unable to extract the charm from the surrounding environment, without the charm takes the energy, how do you possibly activate the superpower?” “小辉,当前蓝星正处于魔力低潮期,就算你能感受到魔力波动,也无法从周围的环境当中抽取魔力,没有魔力作为能量,你怎么可能激活超能力？” Her has evolved to the variant person of mature period, needs when the demon tide erupts absorbs the charm, stockpiles, keeps the charm ebb tide time uses, like a flesh accumulator cell. 就连她这样已经进化到成熟期的变种人,也需要在魔潮爆发期间吸收魔力,储备起来,留到魔力退潮的时候使用,如同一颗人肉蓄电池。 Deng Hui through the way awakening superpower of taking medicine, the variant person who is equivalent to the development period at most, but Shu is not the charm enrichment region, how can use the superpower immediately? 邓辉通过嗑药的方式觉醒超能力,顶多相当于发育期的变种人,而蜀都又不是什么魔力富集区,怎么可以立刻使用超能力？ Soars with river Feng, there is a similar question. 高飞和江枫,也有同样的疑问。 Three eyes, are staring at Deng Hui on hospital bed, anticipated that he answers. 叁双眼睛,凝视着病床上的邓辉,期待他做出解答。 In Deng Hui mouth chews is being sweet and sour ji, was saying including hu: „I not too clear...... seem like that grain of heroic medicine that I take, itself contained the rich charm, injects into my within the body directly, was just like installed a battery to me.” 邓辉嘴里嚼着糖醋里嵴,含煳着说:“我也不太明白……似乎是我服用的那粒英雄药,本身就蕴含了丰富的魔力,直接注入我体内,好比给我装上了一颗电池。” „, Actually did you awaken what superpower?” river Feng directly asked the key point. “那么,你究竟觉醒了什么超能力？”江枫直接问重点。 Deng Huipeng the lunch box, the complexion is strange. 邓辉捧着饭盒,脸色古怪。 Considered some little time, he opens the mouth. 斟酌了好一会儿,他才开口。 „Studies the elder sister, you know that ‚keyboard hero’ what meaning is?” “学姐,你知道‘键盘侠’是什么意思吧？” „Naturally knows, this is not the word of praise!” river Feng laughs. “当然知道,这可不是什么好话！”江枫嗤笑。 „Indeed, ordinary keyboard hero, but is the network sprayer that one crowd has grand plans but little skill, but I am different, when I will take medicine from now on the awakening superpower, will become a true keyboard hero!” “的确,普通的键盘侠,只不过是一群眼高手低的网络喷子,但是我不一样,当我服药过后觉醒超能力,就成为一个真正的键盘侠！” „ I through each few words that the Internet spoke, “我通过互联网所说的每一句话, Must be thoroughly responsible, commitment that otherwise, anybody made to me, must do what has said! ” „Day, you said what is?” Gu Siyi was circled by the younger male cousin fainted, „I had not heard this superpower, ’ complex are too more than my ‚ reinforcing steel supple muscle!” 必须负责到底,反之,任何人对我许下的承诺,也要言出必行！”“天呐,你说的都是些什么呀？”顾思忆被表弟绕晕了,“我从来没听说过这种超能力,比我的‘钢骨柔肌’复杂太多！” Gu thought recalled that scratches the head. 顾思忆直挠头。 „Deng Hui, truly speaking, not only your cousin, how I have not understood your superpower to use, can the example explain?” Soars have a relish asked. “邓辉,说实在的,不光你表姐,我也没听懂你这个超能力到底要怎么用,可不可以举例来说明一下？”高飞饶有兴致地问。 Deng Huidian, raised up the spoon. 邓辉点了下头,竖起饭勺。 „The first example, taking medicine in the afternoon, I online played the game with roommate Li Lei, reached an agreement ‚father and son bureau’, who won who was the father, the son must knock three knocks to the father.” “第一个例子,服药当天下午,我跟室友李磊联机打游戏,说好了‘父子局’,谁赢谁是爹,儿子还要给爹磕仨响头。” „Flies Elder Brother, you also know, in the male student dormitory, ordinary everyone plays such joke frequently, had said even, no one takes seriously.” “飞哥,你也知道,在男生宿舍,平常大家经常开这样的玩笑,说过就算了,没有人当真。” „But that afternoon, when I lose to Li Lei, inexplicable starts a thought- , if not fulfill the commitment, will live to might as well die!” “可是那天下午,当我输给李磊,莫名的就兴起一个念头-如果不履行承诺,就会生不如死！” Love story net 言情小说网 „Therefore you did give the roommate to kowtow to shout the father?” “所以你就给室友磕头喊爹了？” „Un......” Deng Hui nods awkwardly, „next game of I won, Li Lei also resembles came under a spell, knelt knocked three knocks on the ground to me, shouted my father respectfully.” “嗯……”邓辉尴尬的点头,“不过下一局我就赢回来了,李磊也像中邪似的,跪在地上给我磕了仨响头,毕恭毕敬喊我爸爸。” „The roommates who at that time watched the fun are laughing wildly, thought that both of us are acting in a play, added that we are the conjugation father and son...... actually only then I and Li Lei were clear, this is really scary!” “当时看热闹的室友都在狂笑,觉得我俩在演戏,还说我们是共轭父子……其实只有我和李磊心里清楚,这是真的吓人啊！” „Afterward both of us said this matter, Liu Jinsong and Quyang are doubtful, making me ask others to test, really can force the person to fulfill the gambling with the superpower to make.” “后来我俩把这事儿说出来,刘劲松和曲洋半信半疑,让我找别人测试一下,是不是真的可以用超能力使人必须履行赌约。” „At that time I sprouted up the fantasy, wants to try while convenient, makes a bet spirit face to face, finally does not discover good, must result in through network ID and email or the telephone number and so on status information, can conduct my superpower.” “当时我突发奇想,想顺带试一试,当面跟人打赌灵不灵,结果发现不行,必须得通过网络ID、电子邮箱或者电话号码之类的身份信息,才能传导我的超能力。” „Thinks from the good aspect, this also means my ability has not been away from the limit, as long as there is the network and telephone line place, can force to talk both sides to do what has said!” “从好的方面来想,这也就意味着我的能力没有距离限制,但凡有网络和电话线的地方,就能迫使对话双方言出必行！” „Among ten variety people who strange...... the heavenly palace lists, without this type must through the superpower that the network disseminates.” Gu thought recalled that knits the brows. “奇怪……天宫列出的十类变种人当中,没有这种必须通过网络来传播的超能力。”顾思忆直皱眉。 „Sounds like mold of a construction above information network because of the virus.” Soared to think was saying. “听起来像是一种架构在信息网络之上的模因病毒。”高飞思索着说。 „Do you have with the stranger have online made a bet?” river Feng asked Deng Hui. “你有没有跟陌生人在网上打过赌？”江枫问邓辉。 „Has! I naturally must find a person to test!” Deng Hui is excited, „I online knew by chance at that time a big sprayer, always blows the marksmanship, we opened a chart to select only, three games of two victories, the lost person held the live broadcast performance to stand upside down to urinate, finally I 2 : 1 won that boy.” “有啊！我当然要找个人测试一下！”邓辉兴奋起来,“恰巧当时我在网上认识了一个大喷子,总吹自己枪法准,我们就开了一张图单挑,叁局两胜,输的人开直播表演倒立撒尿,结果我2:1赢了那小子。” „According to that boy past urogenous , after losing, definitely meets various denying, on that day I was not used to his bad habit, the superpower am starting, forces him to fulfill the gambling to make directly, holds the live broadcast performance to stand upside down to urinate in the presence of everyone! Hey! What a pity you have not looked that scene is very funny......” “按那小子以往的尿性,输了以后肯定会各种抵赖,那天我可不惯着他的臭毛病,超能力发动,直接迫使他履行赌约,当众开直播表演倒立撒尿！嘿！可惜你们没看着,那场面别提多好笑……” Click downloading home station APP, the magnanimous novel, read free smoothly! 点击下载本站APP,海量小说,免费畅读！
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