SS :: Volume #4

#111: Restroom song god


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We sang in KTV.” river Feng said to horse Yun with a smile, and soars except for me, your elder brother.” “我们在KTV唱歌。”江枫笑着对马芸说,“除了我和高飞,还有你哥。” Originally is horse big wave, I said how to call was so frigid, the live image killed the pig!” “原来是马涛啊,我说怎么叫的这么惨烈,活像杀猪!” horse Yun! You also spoke my malicious remarks in the back!” horse Taoqi the song does not sing, looked angrily at the younger sister in astrolabe screen, added me to lack musical sense, I looked that was your ear has the problem!” “马芸!你又在背后说我坏话!”马涛气的歌也不唱了,怒视星盘屏幕中的妹妹,“还说我五音不全,我看是你的耳朵有毛病!” horse big wave! In all conscience, I indeed underestimated your singing level, although you lacked musical sense, but your face was thick-skinned! Sang was better than you, without you were so self-confident, sings was inferior that your...... embarrassed, perhaps had not been born!” “马涛!凭良心讲,我的确是低估你的唱歌水平了,虽然你五音不全,但是你脸皮厚啊!唱的比你好的,没你那么自信,唱的不如你的……不好意思,恐怕还没出生呢!” Bah! Your other light boasted, has the skill you to come one!” “呸!你别光吹牛,有本事你来一个!” Comes one to come one, my junior middle school time, sang has also won a prize!” “来一个就来一个,我初中的时候,唱歌还得过奖呢!” horse Yun both hands fork waist stands in the bathroom, that self-confident strength, does not miss compared with his elder brother. 马芸双手叉腰站在卫生间,那自信的劲头,一点儿都不比他哥差。 Altogether eight people attend the competition, the champion second place third place does not have your share, with the comfort prize, you is very proud.” “一共八个人参加比赛,冠军亚军季军都没你的份儿,拿个安慰奖,你还挺自豪。” horse big wave is sneering the gold content of complaining younger sister award item. 马涛冷笑着吐槽妹妹这个奖项的含金量。 Being disinclined manages you!” horse Yunheng brother eyes, turned the head to be away from the screen to say to river Feng: Maple tree elder sister, helping me select a song!” “懒得理你!”马芸横了老哥一眼,转头隔着屏幕对江枫说:“枫姐,帮我点个歌!” river Feng nods with a smile. 江枫笑着点头。 horse Yun coils the microphone shape the army cap, is looking at the MTV picture in astrolabe, jumps and jumps in the bathroom, sings that to call cheerful! 马芸把军帽卷成话筒状,望着星盘中的MTV画面,就在卫生间里又蹦又跳,唱得那叫一个欢快! ...... …… You are in 你是内内个内内 In in 内个内个内内 In in 内内个内内 In in 内个内个内内 Sunlight rainbow small white horse 阳光彩虹小白马 Drop ticktack drop ticktack 滴滴哒滴滴哒 ...... …… She is singing is infatuated, the restroom partition board hears pingpong the knocking, then transmits the female student urgently to inquire. 她正唱得陶醉,厕所隔板传来乒乒乓乓的敲击声,接着传来女生急切的询问。 horse Yun! horse Yun! Are you all right?” “马芸!马芸!你没事儿吧?” I am all right!” horse Yunzheng sang in the enthusiasm, suddenly was broken, was somewhat uncomfortable, „, well what did you boast?” “我没事啊!”马芸正唱到兴头上,突然被打断,有些不爽,“好好的,你咋呼什么?” Is all right well, I hear in the restroom the wolf crying ghost to be howling, but also thinks that you stood a morning military bearing, tired to nervous breakdown.” “没事就好,我听见厕所里狼哭鬼嚎的,还以为你站了一上午军姿,累到精神崩溃了呢。” What is the wolf crying ghost is howling? What is the nervous breakdown?” horse Yun receives the astrolabe resentfully, I am singing! Mood good serious!” “什么叫狼哭鬼嚎?什么叫精神崩溃?”马芸悻悻地收起星盘,“我在唱歌呢!心情好的不得了!” Sang......” female student to try from the crack in a door to spy on inward, in the words has the doubts, why hid in restroom sings?” “唱歌……”女生试图从门缝向内窥探,话语中带着疑惑,“为什么躲在厕所里唱?” Decompression!” horse Yun replied righteously. “解压啊!”马芸理直气壮的回答。 Really has your......” “真有你的……” In the KTV theater box, soared with river Feng looked on such a unexpected little theater, smiled the belly cramp. KTV包厢里,高飞和江枫旁观了这么一段出乎意料的小剧场,笑到肚子抽筋。 horse big wave is happy to see the younger sister to leave smelly, declared that must take this laughingstock in the small book, as will complain the ammunition reserve of younger sister in the future. 马涛乐见妹妹出糗,宣称要把这个笑料记在小本本上,作为日后吐槽妹妹的弹药储备起来。 Time that three people leave KTV, where river Feng asked horse big wave to go to again in the weekend. 三人离开KTV的时候,江枫再次问起马涛周末要去哪里。 Pu sea.” “浦海。” Goes to the conservatory to look for Li Jiajia?” river Feng closely examines. “去音乐学院找李佳佳?”江枫追问。 horse big wave slightly awkward selected under. 马涛略显尴尬的点了下头。 Soars to pat the pats the horse big wave shoulder, sincere urging: 高飞拍拍马涛肩膀,语重心长的叮嘱道: Elder Brother big wave, the boy is away from home must protect itself good, to you how do I install the chastity belt/bring?” “涛哥,男孩子出门在外也要保护好自己,我给你装条贞操带怎么样?” horse big wave a palm of the hand claps his hand, said resentfully: Flies Elder Brother, this not work you took the trouble! The chastity belt/bring is yourself remains is using!” 马涛一巴掌拍开他的手,悻悻地说:“飞哥,这就不劳你费心了!贞操带还是你自己留着用吧!” river Fengzhuan transferred eyeball, opens cell phone Taobao, starts to search men's chastity belt/bring...... to suddenly feel the discovery new continent! 江枫转了转眼珠儿,打开手机淘宝,开始搜索“男用贞操带”……顿觉发现新大陆! Hey! Unexpectedly really has to sell this! Does not look does not know, the world is really marvelous!” “噫!居然真有卖这个的!不看不知道,世界真奇妙啊!” ...... …… Friday in the morning, soars horse big wave calls, said hypocritically: Elder Brother big wave, ahead of time Bon Voyage! Do several o'clock go to the airport, want me to deliver you a regulation?” 礼拜五早上,高飞给马涛打电话,假惺惺地说:“涛哥,提前祝你一路顺风!几点钟去机场,要不要我送你一程?” Fine! Fine! Exactly 3 : 00 pm in school entrance I, happen to while convenient for me hitting the fare of going airport tied.” “要得!要得!下午3点整在校门口等我,正好顺便替我把打的去机场的车费结了。” What did you say? I cannot hear clearly...... embarrassed, made a mistake.” “你说啥子哦?我听不清啊……不好意思,打错了。” Soars hanging up telephone that is without turning a hair. 高飞面不改色的挂断电话。 river Fengpeng the bowl, is auditing this being full of plastic brothers sentiment the dialogue, almost chokes in the snail powder the nostril, puts down the bowl to pound on the table to ridicule: 江枫捧着碗,旁听这段饱含“塑料兄弟情”的对话,差点把螺蛳粉呛进鼻孔里,放下碗拍着桌子笑骂: horse big wave has your friend who is a bad influence, but is really...... is most honored, the ancestral grave braves the light smoke!” “马涛有你这号损友,可真是……三生有幸,祖坟冒青烟啊!” That is not, the pal is this.” “那可不是,铁哥们儿就是这样的。” Has had the breakfast, soars to register «Savior Simulator» , to continue to capture/raid «Prince To take revenge the Recording» Chapter 14, is entire mold train reciprocal Chapter 2. 吃过早饭,高飞登录《救世主模拟器》,继续攻略《王子复仇记》第14章,也是整个模组的倒数第二章。 Enters the game again, after the time was ice lakeside war finished the second day in the evening. 再次进入游戏,时间是“冰环湖之战”结束后的第二天傍晚。 Soars sits in military compound commander Zhang alone, just opened the formed pattern, river Feng the monk has not entered the arena with enough time, leads off-balance to broadcast younger sister's voice. 高飞独自坐在军营帅帐中,刚打开组队模式,江枫的武僧还没来得及进场,帅帐外就传来伊芙妹子的声音。 Dear, the honored guest comes visiting.” “亲爱的,有一位贵客来访。” Soars to hear to stare. 高飞听得一愣。 Status in military compound is the seat of honor accompanies the armed forces Druid, is equivalent to the chief staff officer, the public occasions always obey the custom very much, never uses this excessively affectionate name for him. 伊芙在军营中的身份是首席随军德鲁伊,相当于参谋长,公开场合一向很守规矩,从不对他使用这种过分亲昵的称呼。 How today to depart from the norm? 今天怎么一反常态? Soars to go out of commander Zhang, really detected that complexion is a little unusual. 高飞走出帅帐,果然发觉伊芙脸色有点儿异样。 Has an accident?” Soars asked in a soft voice. “出了什么事?”高飞轻声问。 That old lady came finally, but also the request met with with you alone, perhaps does not have the peaceful good intention!” Whole face is disgruntled. “那个老太婆终于来了,还要求单独与你会面,恐怕是没安好心!”伊芙满脸不悦。 Soared recalled a on chapter of plot slightly, guesses correctly old lady who” said that should refer to from approximately Heym northern white dragon Queen Sonia frost inscription. 高飞稍微回忆了一下上一章的剧情,猜出伊芙所说的“老太婆”,应该就是指来自约顿海姆北方的白龙女王索妮娅・霜铭。 „, You thought that I shouldn't meet with Queen Sonia alone?” “伊芙,你觉得我不应该单独跟索妮娅女王会面?” Urging that that...... does not feel relieved actually not he, „is mainly I heard that this old lady is sinister, the mouthful honeyed words, you may probably add carefully, clips on her working as!” “那倒不是……”伊芙不放心的叮嘱他,“主要是我听说这个老太婆阴险狡猾,满嘴花言巧语,你可要多加小心,别上她的当!” Soared selected with a smile under. 高飞笑着点了下头。 I will pay attention, you asked her to come.” “我会留意的,你请她进来吧。” Shortly after leaves, out of the door hears the sound of footsteps. 伊芙离开不久,门外就传来脚步声。 Intoxicant fragrant wind, follows the mature girl enchanting plentiful beautiful figure, pushes the door to enter commander Zhang. 一股醉人的香风,伴随成熟女郎妖娆丰腴的倩影,推门走进帅帐。 Appears is soaring the present woman, at first sight comes up also 20 years old, wears secret silver whole body armor, the coat blue color magic cape, the clean white like snow long hair hangs loose in the shoulder. 出现在高飞眼前的女人,乍看上去也就二十来岁,身着秘银全身甲,外套蓝色魔法斗篷,洁白如雪的长发披散在肩头。 Compares delicate simple and honest Sonia frost inscription gorgeous appearance and fine makeup accommodate, seems has the aggressiveness. 相比清秀淳朴的伊芙索妮娅・霜铭艳丽的容貌和精致的妆容,显得更有侵略性。 Especially plentiful brilliant red lip, matches the corner of the eye brow tip charming and sultry faint smile, fully annotates the sex appeal the true meaning. 特别是丰满红艳的嘴唇,搭配眼角眉梢风情万种的浅笑,充分诠释出性感的真谛。 Soars strongly keeps calm, returns to normal the rapid breath and heartbeat, suspicion this Queen white dragon has a special skill, can create frightened Long Wei, transforms to make the supernatural charm that one falls in love. 高飞竭力保持镇定,平复急促的呼吸和心跳,不禁怀疑这位白龙女王拥有一种特殊的技巧,可以把原本造成恐惧的“龙威”,转化成令人一见钟情的超自然魅力。 Only looks at the representation, who can want to obtain, this enthusiastical aggravation outstanding person, was actually an age over 800-year-old ancient times white dragon distorts using the magic. Under this beautiful leather bag, is hiding the deceitful evil soul. 只看表象,谁又能想得到,这位热情奔放的惹火尤物,其实是一头年龄超过800岁的古代白龙运用魔法变形而成。在这具美丽的皮囊下面,隐藏着奸诈邪恶的灵魂。 Said that Queen Sonia is old lady, does not stem from disparaging of envy, but in statement fact. 伊芙说索妮娅女王是“老太婆”,可不是出于嫉妒的贬低,而是在陈述事实。 Soars to be clear that this fact, actually cannot bear indulge in fantasy. 高飞清楚这个事实,却还是忍不住想入非非。 Without the means that can only acknowledge oneself is a judging people solely on appearance superficial disciple. 没办法,只能承认自己就是一个以貌取人的肤浅之徒。 In front of the beautiful leather bag, the age at all is not the issue! 在美丽的皮囊面前,年龄根本不是问题!
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