„Whatghost does martial arts contestlive with the bride's familyis? Elder Brotherbig wave, aren't youflickeringI?”Soarsdoubtfully, „exposes the matterforthis, riverFenghad explained800chapters, the joke that spoke thoughtlessly, shouldsomepeoplenot accept as true, topursueher, ranto askmeto contend in martial artsspecially?”
“比武招亲是什么鬼?涛哥,你不是在忽悠我吧?”高飞半信半疑,“就为这点破事儿,江枫都已经解释过八百回了,那只是随口开的玩笑,该不会有人信以为真,为了追求她,专门跑来找我比武?”„FliesElder Brother, youmustknow,inthisworldalwayshaslicks the dog, does not have the least bitto compel the numberat heart, topursue the goddess in mind, let alonecontends in martial arts, eats the excrement unable to block!”
“飞哥,你要知道,这个世界上总有那么一些舔狗,心里没有半点逼数,为了追求心目中的女神,别说比武,吃屎都拦不住!”
The horseTao'spungentridiculesaid.
马涛辛辣的嘲弄道。„Main house gatemisfortune, ourschoolhad/leftsuch No. 1expensive/noblething, pastedon the vindicatingwalltoyourletter of challenge, makesyour at exactly 4 : 00 pm not to leave till we meetin the schoolstadiumentrance, then the issuecame, do youwantto accept a challenge?”
“家门不幸啊,咱们学校就出了这么一号贵物,在表白墙上贴出了给你的挑战书,约你明天下午四点整在校体育馆门口不见不散,那么问题来了,你要不要应战呢?”„Nonsense! Myskullhas the packageto accept a challenge!”Soarsdoes not know whether to laugh or crysimply, „somebody elsepasted a letter of challenge, but alsohits the manuscript for printingespecially, the joint signaturefamous metropolishas not written, is the personis the ghostsdid not know,Ishould a hammerfightoh! If by some chance the opposite partyis playingpractical joke, from the startwithoutplanningto keep an appointment, makingmebe kept waitingin a stadiumentranceperson, doesfullXiaojieto know, the fatherdid not become the laughingstock!”
“废话!我脑壳有包才应战!”高飞简直哭笑不得,“别个只是贴了一封挑战书,还特么是打印稿,连署名都没写,是人是鬼都不晓得,我应个锤子战噢!万一对方只是在搞恶作剧,压根没打算赴约,让我在体育馆门口一个人傻等,搞得满校皆知,老子不就成了笑柄!”Returned to normal a anger, soaredthensaid: „Even if the opposite partyis the sinceritychallengesme, Ido not wantto meetto incur, otherwiseheldthisprecedent, might have the busybodyto imitate, in the futureIwill not needto doother, was busycompetingdaily, thiswho?!”
平复了一下怒气,高飞接着说:“就算对方是真心向我挑战,我也不想接招,否则开了这个先例,很可能会有好事之徒效仿,往后我不用干别的了,天天忙着打擂台,这谁遭得住啊?!”„FliesElder Brother, yousaidright, butdoes not have the significance.”horsebig wavesmiles bitterly saying that „youdo not accept a challenge, will be regarded the soft egg, even ifyoudo not care about the idle talk, where the face of Masterrivertowarddoes put?”
“飞哥,你说得都对,但是没有意义。”马涛苦笑道,“你不应战,就会被人当成软蛋,就算你不在意闲言碎语,江大侠的面子往哪儿搁?”Soarsdeliberately considered, but also is really thistruth.
高飞一寻思,还真是这个道理。Oneselfrefuseto accept a challenge, Challengercan certainlyunilaterallyannounce the victory, was one's turnriverFengto be awkward.
自己拒绝应战,挑战者当然可以单方面宣布胜利,接下来就轮到江枫尴尬了。Hegets more mad, is clenching teethto make a determined effort: „Ok, accepts a challengeaccepts a challenge! fatheris ready for any sacrifice, when a chapter of injusticeplants, thatdogcompelsto appearwellon time, the fatherdoes not punchhisexcrement, calculatescleanness that hedraws!”
他越想越气,咬着牙发狠:“行吧,应战就应战!老子豁出去当一回冤种,那个狗逼最好准时出现,老子不把他的屎揍出来,算他拉的干净!”„FliesElder Brother, firstdo not impulse, thismatter must revolving, we unable to lead by the nosebyothers!”
“飞哥,你先别冲动,这事儿还得细思量,咱不能被人家牵着鼻子走啊!”„Elder Brotherbig wave, what do youhaveto plan?”
“涛哥,你有什么计划?”„Tomorrow morningyoucome to a school, weequal, had better be ablebefore the dueltime of agreement, under the beast of burden of war declarationthatclutch, makes clearthatgoods the details!”
“明天早上你来一趟学校,咱俩合计合计,最好能在约定的决斗时间之前,把那个下战书的牛马揪出来,搞清楚那货的底细!”horsebig wavelowers the voice, a tonelive imagedog-headed military strategist.
马涛压低嗓音,口气活像个狗头军师。„If the opposite partyis the sinceritychallengesyou, frank and uprightfightsonealsowell, showsyourstrengthwhile convenient, sets up the prestigein the presence of everyone, shocksotherto have the illegalfellowaboutMasterriver, makingthemthink overwellownweight, is qualifiedchallengesyou.”
“如果对方是真心向你挑战,光明正大的打一架也好,顺带展现一下你的实力,当众立威,震慑其它对江大侠心怀不轨的家伙,让他们好好掂量一下自己的斤两,够不够格向你挑战。”„If the boyis playingpractical joke, has not plannedto keep an appointment, mustclutchhim, repairsruthlessly, sendshimto the hospitalto lie down for twodays, makingthatdogcompel to playyoupays the price!”
“如果那小子只是在搞恶作剧,根本就没打算赴约,更要把他揪出来,狠狠修理一顿,送他进医院躺两天,让那个狗逼为耍你付出代价!”Soarsto nod: „Elder Brotherbig wave, settled! At exactly 8 : 00 am, the schoolentrancesees!”
高飞点了点头:“涛哥,就这么说定了!明天早上八点整,学校门口见!”
......
……Next morning, soarsarrives at the schoolentrancewithriverFeng.
第二天一大早,高飞和江枫就来到校门口。Not long from now, Schoolmatehorsebig waverodehistatteredsecond-handsmallelectricitydonkeyalsoto catch up.
时隔不久,马涛同学骑着他那辆破破烂烂的二手小电驴也赶来了。Threepeoplelooked for the family/homenear the schoolearlier the shop, suopowder, whileholds the operationalconference.
三人在学校附近找了家早点铺子,一边嗦粉,一边举行作战会议。„FliesElder Brother, Masterriver, Ithinksyesterday evening, the key of thismatteristo attainconfessionwallnearbymonitoringvideo recording.”horsebig waveis mixing the harshpowder in bowl, saidin a low voice: „Only thenattains the monitoringvideo recording, whowecanmake cleararepastethatletter of challenge.”
“飞哥,江大侠,昨天晚上我想了一下,这件事的关键在于拿到告白墙附近的监控录像。”马涛搅和着碗里的酸辣粉,低声说:“只有拿到监控录像,我们才能搞清楚是谁贴出了那张挑战书。”„To look at the monitoring, mustobtain the schoolsecurity wingto permit,thisis not easy.”riverFengis sad.
“想看监控,必须得到学校保安处许可,这可不容易。”江枫面带愁容。„Looks for the security wing is not definitely gooddirectly, however, aren't we heavenly palacespecial police officers?”horsebig wavesmiles, „ uses the special police officerjurisdictionslightly, with the aid of the demonleads the satellite‚deva-eye’function, recallspassing24hours of confessionwallnearbystream of peopletrend, let alone a bigliving person,
“直接去找保安处肯定不行啊,不过话说回来,咱们不是天宫特警吗?”马涛嘿嘿一笑,“稍微动用一下特警权限,借助魔导卫星的‘天眼’功能,回溯过往24小时告白墙附近的人流动向,别说一个大活人,Evenonly the ant can still clutch! ” „Elder Brotherbig wave, the transferdemonleads the monitoringdata of satellite, needsto obtain the stationmasterto be authorized, howeverweare without police!”Soarsto frown, „Dukeprivate use, thisis inappropriate!”
就算是只蚂蚁也能揪出来!”“涛哥,调用魔导卫星的监控数据,需要得到站长授权,然而咱们可不是在出警啊!”高飞皱起眉头,“公器私用,这可不合适!”horsebig waveis not accidental/surprisedtohisresponse, said: „SincefliesElder Brotheryouto rest on principle, mustfrom the schoolsecurity wingwith the monitoringvideo recording, thatonlybe ableplease‚wifeto ice’helpedsai!”
马涛对他的反应毫不意外,笑着说:“既然飞哥你这么讲原则,还是得从学校保安处那边拿监控录像,那就只能请‘大奶冰’帮忙了噻!”„ThismatterHan can icehelp?”riverFengshoulders the brow tip.
“这事儿韩冰帮得上忙?”江枫挑起眉梢。„HowyouknowwhatIsaidisshe?”horsebig waveasked backsurprisedly,„‚wifeices’thisnickname, had/leftourdepartment, shouldfewknowpersonally?”
“你怎么知道我说的是她?”马涛惊奇地反问,“‘大奶冰’这个绰号,出了我们系,应该没几个人知道吧?”„Nonsense! The female students of yourschoolcountherchestto be biggest!”
“废话!你们学院的女生就数她胸最大!”„Haha...... but actually is also.”horsebig wavehollow laughtwo, thensaid: „Haniceis the propaganda department director of schoolstudent association, in the schoolreport, school magazine and schoolbroadcastalsoturn over tohimto manage, tocollectinschool the nameconsultmonitoringvideo recording of news, justifiablesai!”
“哈哈……倒也是。”马涛干笑两声,接着说:“韩冰是校学生会的宣传部长,校报、校刊和校内广播也都归他管,以采集校内新闻的名义查阅监控录像,名正言顺噻!”„Yousaidrationally, butHan will icehelp?”
“你说的头头是道,可是韩冰会帮忙吗?”
„ Ourclass leaderSirs, although the namesoundsicy, is actually a warmheartedness, has the matterto look forhereach time, the help/gang that woulddoing one's bestis saying, soarsto pull out the cell phone, mustcall the class leader.
“我们班长大人,虽然名字听起来冷冰冰,其实是个热心肠,每次有事找她,总会尽心尽力的帮说着,高飞掏出手机,要给班长打电话。riverFengyao the lipwas thinking, saidtohim: „Cell phonegivesme, IhittoHanice! After allthismattercomestome, ifIpretend ignorance, appearingis not quite good.”
江枫咬着嘴唇思索了一下,对他说:“手机给我,我来打给韩冰!毕竟这事儿是冲着我来的,我要是装聋作哑,显得不太好。”
After cell phoneconnection, the oppositebroadcasts the slightlysurprisedsound.
手机接通后,对面传来略显惊讶的声音。„Well? TodaySunhits the west sideto come out, yourboycallsmeunexpectedlyon own initiative! Hasn't been accompanying the girlfriend?”
“咦?难道今天太阳打西边出来了,你小子居然主动给我打电话!没在陪女朋友吗?”„...... The iceelder sistergood morning, IamgirlfriendriverFeng of soaring.”
“咳咳……冰姐早上好,我是高飞的女朋友江枫。”„......! Excuse me! Excuse me!”
“呃……哈哈哈哈!不好意思!不好意思!”In the microphonehears the clearfranklaughter.
话筒中传来清脆爽朗的笑声。riverFengchepulled the lip angle, saidpolitely: „Ices the elder sister, was actually Iandsoarstoyouput to trouble, had a matter to askyouto help......”
江枫扯了扯唇角,客客气气地说:“冰姐,其实是我和高飞给您添麻烦了,有件事想请您帮忙……”Just likesoarswithsuch that horsebig wave said that SchoolmateHanice is really a zealousing for public interestswarmheartedness.
正如高飞和马涛说的那样,韩冰同学果然是个急公好义的热心肠。Listened toriverFeng requirement, compliesto helpwithout delay.
听了江枫的请求,二话不说就答应帮忙。Does not havehalf an hour, Haniceattained the monitoringvideo recording, telephonesapproximatelyto soar, riverFengandhorsebig wavemeetsto speak in detailin the multimediaoffices of schoolstudent association.
不出半个钟头,韩冰就拿到了监控录像,打电话约高飞、江枫和马涛在校学生会的多媒体办公室见面详谈。„Class leader, is thisyouroffice? It seems likehorsebig waveto dothatvideowork roomat home.”
“班长,这就是你的办公室?看起来很像马涛在家里搞得那个视频工作室。”Soarsto look all around, the feelingis very novel.
高飞环顾四周,感觉很新奇。„FliesElder Brother, hereequipmentmaybe higher-quality than my familythesetatteredthing, for example the cloud platformstabler of thisimport, do not look atsmallone, littlesaidalso2000!”
“飞哥,这里的设备可比我家那些破烂玩意高级多了,比如这个进口的云台稳定器,别看小小一只,少说也得两千块!”horsebig waveenvieseyeful.
马涛满眼羡慕。„Hereis the work room of propaganda department, whatschool anniversary, National Day, New Year's Day, mustmakesomevideopromotional films, thereforeneedsto usetheseequipment.” The Haniceansweredwith a smile. chaptere
“这里是宣传部的工作室,什么校庆啦,国庆啦,元旦啦,总要做一些视频宣传片,所以需要用到这些设备。”韩冰笑着解释道。chaptere
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