SS :: Volume #3

#105: Fellow student association

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„Therefore eats the green vegetables to eat the itself/Ben.” Soared inserted one with a smile. “所以多吃青菜才能吃回本啊。”高飞笑着插了一句。 „It is not all green vegetables is expensive, for example the price of spinach is three times of vine bassella rubra...... considers as finished, your usually do not do grocery shopping the person who prepares food, where understands this, I said also spoke in vain.” Class leader Sir beckons with the hand. “也不是所有的青菜都贵,比如菠菜的价格就是藤藤菜的三倍……算了,你们这些平时都不买菜做饭的人,哪懂这个,我说了也是白说。”班长大人摆了摆手。 „I do not understand, but flies Elder Brother definitely to understand, after all is the chef aristocratic family, recently also gave the girlfriend to cook food to prepare food daily, the vegetable price in supermarket he is clear.” horse big wave did not have the well heart to say. “我是不懂,不过飞哥肯定懂,毕竟是厨师世家,最近还天天给女友烧菜做饭,超市里的菜价他门儿清。”马涛没安好心地说。 This saying really brings back the everyone's heart of Eight Trigrams (gossip), inquired that soared really to pursue the school Huajiang women, like legend in has started to live together. 这话果然勾起大家的八卦之心,纷纷打听高飞是不是真的把校花江女侠追到手了,是不是像传说中的那样已经开始同居了。 „Ok, soars! The school flower was taken by you, your boy was also gives us the class to bring honor, I was proud of you!” “可以啊,高飞！校花都被你拿下了,你小子也算是给咱们班争光了,我为你骄傲！” The Han ice poked a finger toward the soaring chest with a smile, suddenly, rubs the finger to knit the brows aiyu. 韩冰笑着朝高飞胸口戳了一指头,忽然哎呦一声,揉着手指直皱眉。 „Soars! Your conceals sheet iron? So to be how hard, your I pointed at to shake quickly!” “高飞！你身上藏了铁板吗？怎么这么硬,你一下我手指都快震断了！” „No......” soars to feel the back of the head, the whole face is vacant. “没有啊……”高飞摸着后脑勺,满脸茫然。 „Makes me come a Kang Kang!” horse big wave is really the good brothers, tears the shirt that soars, draws the vest, reveals quite strong chest and belly muscle group. “让我来康一康！”马涛真是好兄弟,一把扯开高飞的衬衫,把背心拉起来,露出颇为健硕的胸腹肌肉群。 „! 1st, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6...... six abdominal muscles!” “哇！一、二、三、四、五、六……六块腹肌！” „horse big wave, you are drawing downward! Really, good attractive merpeople line!” “马涛,你在往下拉一拉！果然,好漂亮的人鱼线！” „Took off the clothes to discover, the chest muscles that originally soared was so developed, no wonder almost my finger bruise!” “脱了衣服才发现,原来高飞的胸肌这么发达,难怪差点把我的手指挫伤！” Gathered round by the people nitpicks, includes the female student, soaring is a little embarrassed, manages hastily the coat. 被众人围着品头论足,其中也包括女生,高飞有点不好意思,连忙把上衣理好。 „Flies Elder Brother! Then short one summer vacation does not see, your physique sturdy many! How to practice?” A male student asked. “飞哥！这才短短一个暑假不见,你的身板壮实了不少啊！怎么练的？”一个男生问。 „, Recently had fitness.” “啊,最近是有在健身。” „You with Elder Brother big wave together?” Some people are smiling badly. “你跟涛哥一起？”有人在坏笑。 „That does not have!” Soars looked at horse big wave one eyes that shuts out. “那倒没有！”高飞嫌弃的看了马涛一眼。 „Flies Elder Brother to be in being in love period, which can also attend to managing me.” horse big wave ships out a face hidden bitterness, „actually his summer vacation is learning the martial arts from Master river, told the facts, spent many painstaking efforts! You have not been seeing, spicy thick club, pounds toward soaring on, Master river also really strikes a vicious blow cruel-heartedly, changes me definitely unable to insist.” “飞哥正处于热恋期,哪还顾得上理我。”马涛装出一脸幽怨,“其实他这一个暑假都在跟江大侠学武术,实话实说,下了不少苦功夫！你们是没见着,辣么粗的棒子,哐哐的往高飞身上砸,江大侠也是真狠心下毒手,换我肯定坚持不下来。” „Elder Brother big wave! Your this was purely cannot eat the grape to say the racemic acid, if I can hand over river Feng such girlfriend, a day suffered eight to hit me to be glad!” A male student holds up the beer mug, „flies Elder Brother, congratulates successfully takes off/escapes the list! Come, elder brother several do one cup!” “涛哥！你这纯属吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸,如果我能交到江枫那样的女友,一天挨八顿打我都乐意！”一个男生举起啤酒杯,“飞哥,恭喜成功脱单！来,哥几个干一杯！” One glass of ice crisp beer get into the stomach, the young people gather round the hot hot pot to chat while eating, the topic shifted the future after respective graduation from Romance of soaring quickly. 一杯冰爽的啤酒下肚,年轻人们围着热腾腾的火锅边吃边聊,话题很快就从高飞的罗曼史转移到了各自毕业后的前程。 All more than 30 people, prepare takes exams for postgraduate schools and tests Duke to occupy the larger part, remaining also mostly arranged the practice destination. 全班三十多人,准备考研和考公的就占去一大半,剩下的也大多定好了实习去处。 Soars to listen to everyone to chat, interposed with a smile: „The biochemical link material is the sinkhole specialty, graduates is unemployed, finally didn't our class find the outlet?” 高飞听大家聊天,笑着插话:“都说生化环材是天坑专业,毕业即失业,结果咱们班不也都找到出路了吗？” „Flies Elder Brother! You preparing to take exams for postgraduate schools and test Duke calculation in the employment, made a typical statistical mistake.” Studying Schoolmate Tyrant on Shilei class pushed the eyeglasses, asked soars: „If our specialized undergraduate course graduated to find to work, where will have so many people to take exams for postgraduate schools?” “飞哥！你把准备考研和考公的算在就业里,犯了一个典型的统计错误。”班上的学霸石磊同学推了推眼镜,问高飞:“如果咱们专业本科毕业就能找到好工作,哪会有那么多人去考研？” „Heard that this year the goose factory school incurs graduating lives, always wraps 400,000!” “听说今年鹅厂校招应届生,总包40万！” „My grass! A year 400,000? father never have such thoughts!” “我艹！一年40万啊？老子想都不敢想！” „Day his immortal board board! Let alone 400,000, give me 200,000, making me do me to do, sweeping the restroom is also good!” “日他仙人板板！别说40万,给我20万,让我干啥我就干啥,扫厕所也行！” „Originally my score can also report the idea academy of science...... MMP! Only can blame the skull to have the package, how to be initially obsessed, chose such broken specialized!” “本来我的分数也可以报计科学院的……MMP！只能怪自己脑壳有包,当初咋就鬼迷心窍,选了这么个破专业！” „ Who not? The university entrance examination score was similar, “谁又不是呢？当初高考分数都差不多, After which once wants to graduate, because specialized different, the income level day badly...... perhaps this should not be the stratum differentiation. ” 哪曾想毕业以后就因为专业不同,收入水平天差地别……也许这就是阶层分化吧。” „Light complained that does not have the egg to use, elder brother several transfer the code as early as possible!” “光抱怨没卵用,哥几个趁早转码吧！” „Now programmer involution fierce, we let us not change professions when the time comes with great difficulty, finally the treatment got down, eats Ollie unable to catch up hot!” “现在程序员也内卷的厉害,别到时候咱们好不容易转行了,结果待遇又下来了,吃奥利给都赶不上热乎的！” „Also really has this sign! Haven't you discovered? Recently the Internet big plant is appearing to abolish 996 policies, the capitalist is not kindhearted, did not make you work overtime, mostly was the marginal revenue of because working overtime could not have been as good as the disbursement, if could not find the new gusty area, this industry also this/should volume to the end.” “还真有这个兆头！你没发现吗？最近互联网大厂都在出台废止996的政策,资本家可没那么好心肠,不让你加班,多半是因为加班的边际收益已经抵不上支出,如果找不到新风口,这个行业也该卷到头了。” „Considers as finished, does not suspend these to be vexed the matter! Recently the online hot spot, said that what silver flashed the eruption, the global charm density rises, appears is unable to use the supernatural and monster of existing scientific theory explanation, you said that this was really or false?” Han ices asked. “算了算了,不摆这些糟心事儿！最近网上有一个热点,说什么银闪爆发,全球魔力浓度上涨,出现了很多无法用现有科学理论解释的超自然现象和怪物,你们说这是真的还是假的？”韩冰问。 „Monster chicken! This nonsense do you believe? Also is not the online that group of dogs compels to make out of whole cloth from the media! This group of bird men for the current capacity, can black talked into white!” A brother whole face disdain said. “怪物个鸡儿！这种鬼话你都信？还不都是网上那帮狗逼自媒体瞎编的！这帮鸟人为了流量,能把黑的说成白的！”一位老哥满脸不屑的说。 „But some online many videos, cannot be false?” Some person of doubtful asking. “可是网上有很多现场视频,总不能都是假的吧？”有人半信半疑的问。 „Picture is also good, the video is also good, these thing fabrication were too easy! This is not something new, what alien, ufo, Area 51, that water monkey, once passed on has the nose to be perforated, investigates Laicha goes, finally doesn't let it go?” “图片也好,视频也好,这些东西造假太容易了！况且这也不是新鲜事,什么外星人啦,ufo啦,51区啦,还有那个水猴子,都曾经传的有鼻子有眼的,查来查去,最后不都是不了了之？” „Said! For example this time so-called strange that ‚demon tide eruption’, the net uploads, our present who has personally experienced the strange event, who has personally seen so-called by charm invasion variation monster?” “说的就是啊！比如这次所谓的‘魔潮爆发’,网上传的那么邪乎,咱们在座的诸位有谁亲身经历过灵异事件,有谁亲眼见过所谓的受魔力侵染变异的怪物？” Everyone shakes the head with a smile. 大家都笑着摇头。 Soared to look at horse big wave one eyes, they also had the tacit understanding of shake the head very much. 高飞看了马涛一眼,俩人也很有默契地摇了摇头。 „Therefore, anything ‚strange event is unable to explain with the scientific theory’, this rubbish! My reckless Bian dog compels the gadget, for example ‚the dragon in garage’, Einstein resurrected unable to explain!” “所以说啊,什么‘灵异事件无法用科学理论解释’,这不废话么！我自己胡编一个狗逼玩意儿,比如‘车库里的龙’,爱因斯坦复活也解释不了啊！” In happy talks and laughters, advocates the science veason university students to reach the agreement, so-called „demon tide eruption” gets the FakeNews label, nothing but is a revelry of self media exactly current capacity. 在一片欢声笑语中,崇尚科学理性的大学生们达成共识,给所谓的“魔潮爆发”打上FakeNews的标签,无非又是一场自媒体恰流量的狂欢。 At this time, a female student came back from the washroom, in high spirits to soaring saying: „I saw your girlfriend a moment ago! river Feng their class also dines together in this hot pot!” 这时,一个女生从洗手间回来,兴冲冲的对高飞说:“刚才我看见你女朋友了！江枫她们班也在这家火锅店聚餐！” „, That is very skillful.” “哦,那还挺巧的。” Soars not to lift, the hand twists the chopsticks to rinse the tripe in the pork soup of boiling. 高飞头也不抬,手捻筷子在沸腾的红汤里涮毛肚。 „Flies Elder Brother! Your kid be not patronizing the plain rice, goes to come the river women quickly, the brothers must respect her one round!” A male student creates a disturbance, the people should also with a smile with. “飞哥！你娃儿别光顾着干饭,快去把江女侠请过来,兄弟们得敬她一轮！”一个男生起哄,众人也都笑着应和。 „Is this not quite appropriate?” Soaring looks the embarrassment, „home capacity does not permit humblly my invited her.” “这不太合适吧？”高飞面露难色,“家庭地位不允许我低三下四的去请她。” „What home capacity? You also on a family younger brother position!” “啥家庭地位啊？你也就一家庭弟位吧！” People merriment time, the river women shove open the passenger compartment door unexpectedly, runs to look to soar on own initiative. 众人正笑闹的时候,江女侠竟然推开包间房门,主动跑来找高飞。
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