SR :: Volume #4

#382: The thoughts are unpredictable


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Can the words that this type is not concerned about face say? Chu Feng thought, will be hit to be struck by lightning by the day. 这种不要脸的话都能说出口?楚风觉得,会遭天打雷劈的。 After the graceful bearing peerless female hears such words, she as before quite calm, said: "Um, once for sometime, I was considering whether implements the castration to my fiance. ” 风姿绝代女子听到这样的话语后,她依旧相当的淡定,道:“嗯,曾有一段时间,我在考虑是否对我那未婚夫实施宫刑。” What?! 啥?! Let alone is Chu Feng, is toad Ouyang Feng steps up the both legs, backs up backward, what situation? How with imagination is completely different. 别说是楚风,就是蛤蟆欧阳风都加紧双腿,向后倒退,什么情况啊?怎么跟想象的完全不一样。 Some toad do big, try to get close white/in vain? This may shows mistakenly sentiment. 蛤蟆有些头大,白套近乎咯?这可真是表错了感情。 This...... The words that the fairy maiden elder sister, such being the case, you wants to vent anger come freely!” toad opens mouth saying that and casts a sidelong glance slantingly Chu Feng there. “这……仙子姐姐,既然如此,你想要出气的话尽管来吧!”蛤蟆张嘴说道,并且斜睨楚风那里。 Bang!” “砰!” This pit goods toad, a Chu Feng foot steps on it there, cannot speak at a venture by it, is all right tries to get close insensitively, finally annoys to trouble. 这个坑货蛤蟆,楚风一脚将它踩在那里,真不能由着它乱说话,没事厚脸皮套近乎,结果惹来麻烦。 Chu Feng are also embarrasedly, he also is really somewhat puzzled, is this elder sister's fiance so hateful? 楚风自己也是讪讪的,他还真是有些不解,这位姐姐的未婚夫那么可恶吗? Elder sister, the look of person is not controllable, that is the parents and heavens gives, some people will always resemble, but the disposition is decidedly different.” Chu Feng stressed, he may not hope really oneself inexplicably were also kept thinking, was hated innocently, that is really urges bad luck. “姐姐,人的相貌不可控,那是父母与上天给予的,总有些人会相像,但是性格决然不同。”楚风强调,他可真不希望自己也被莫名惦记,无辜被恨上,那真是倒霉催的。 The females said: Strict, you and he are only the smiling face a little look like, when first time was arranged by the family member meets, I thought that his smiling face is too bad, therefore is very repugnant.” 女子道:“严格来说,你和他只是笑容有点像,第一次被家人安排相见时,我觉得他的笑容太坏,所以很反感。” Smiling face is slightly inexpensive!” toad supplemented in the Chu Feng under foot. “笑容略贱!”蛤蟆楚风脚下补充。 "Um! ” The females nod, she could not say such words, but to toad described that expressed the approval. “嗯!”女子点头,她自己说不出那样的话,但对蛤蟆的形容表示认可。 Chu Feng hurries to make an effort to step on toad, this pit goods, always the reverse god secondary attack, thinks really a foot stamps to consider as finished! 楚风赶紧用力踩蛤蟆,这个坑货,总是反向神助攻,真想一脚踩死算了! In fact, starts to dislike, behind thought that person is good.” Female supplement. “事实上,也只是开始反感,后面觉得那个人还是不错的。”女子补充。 Chu Feng loosens toad, when facing the female of this appearance beautiful woman, shows the smiling face, said: My inborn love smiles.” 楚风松开蛤蟆,面对这个容貌倾城的女子时,又露出笑容,道:“我天生爱笑。” Quite inexpensive! The toad unstated criticism, thought that his smiling face is very inexpensive. 好贱!蛤蟆腹诽,觉得他的笑容真的很贱。 Then, it starts the crooked brain, said: Fairy maiden elder sister, since side Chu Feng with your old friend slightly resembles, remains, listens to your verbal command, is sees an object and thinks of the owner, keeps to read thinks.” 而后,它又开始动歪脑筋,道:“仙子姐姐,既然楚风跟你的故人略像,就留在身边,听你号令,也算是睹物思人,留个念想。” Fuck! Chu Feng wants to curse at people, spoke? It is not pleasant to the ear, he is the goods, but also keeps to read thinks, the speech lacks the morals, this pit father's toad, the critical moment is unreliable. 我靠楚风真想骂人,怎么说话呢?太不中听了,他是物品吗,还留个念想,说话太缺少道德,这坑爹的蛤蟆,关键时刻靠不住。 The females the head, were looking at toad one, looks to Chu Feng, opens the mouth to say tranquilly: „The resembles, is slightly handsome without my fiance, does not have him to be intelligent, the evolution talent is also inferior.” 女子偏着头,看了蛤蟆一眼,又看向楚风,平静地开口道:“略像,没有我未婚夫英俊,也没有他聪敏,进化天赋也不及。” Chu Feng wants to roll the eyes, this elder sister spoke really has not attended to other people feeling, has this to attack the person face to face? He has not been convinced really! 楚风真想翻白眼,这姐姐说话还真是不顾他人感受,有这样当面打击人的吗?他还真不服气! His self-sensation is good, thought that must with a that person time, certainly direct foot trample to fall face down it, guarantee not that person of anything matter. 他自我感觉良好,觉得真要和那个人一个时代,一定直接一脚将其踹趴下,保证没那人什么事。 Meanwhile, he thought that this causing the downfall of the nation beautiful woman speaks each time always the god transition, at first added Chu Feng and her fiance resembles, finally Chu Feng and toad answer after her tries to get close, actually hears the fearful castration two characters, then he and toad just shifted responsibility onto others, heard this woman saying that was unhappy to her fiance initial stage, behind appreciated evidently very much? 同时,他觉得这个倾国丽人每次说话都总是神转折,起初还说楚风和她未婚夫像,结果楚风蛤蟆对她搭腔套近乎后,却听到可怕的宫刑二字,接着他与蛤蟆刚一推诿,又听到这女人说只是对她未婚夫初期不喜,看样子后面很欣赏? toad also there shameless trying to get close, said: „The deceased is over, the fairy maiden elder sister you restrains grief, perhaps Chu Feng is the heaven best arrangement, delivers to side you.” 蛤蟆又在那里无耻的套近乎,道:“逝者已矣,仙子姐姐你就节哀吧,说不定楚风就是上天最好的安排,送到你身边。” The rare its this time has not undermined, esteems Chu Feng. 难得它这次没拆台,对楚风进行推崇。 The female surprise, said: My fiance is also living, he should be very difficult dead.” 女子诧异,道:“我未婚夫还活着,他应该很难死去。” "Ah?! ” toad must faint, thought and shows mistakenly the sentiment, said: After drastic change, he...... Also is living?!” “啊?!”蛤蟆也要晕了,觉得又表错了感情,道:“历经剧变,他……还活着?!” The females said indifferently: His teacher can accomplish all the good fortune, connectig to heaven and penetrating the earth, take action takes away him personally. These many years pass by, think that are he, evolved the pinnacle level, perhaps in the future can become in Shining Upon All Heavens.” 女子淡然说道:“他的师尊功参造化,通天彻地,亲自出手将他带走。这么多年过去,想必就是他,也进化到了极致层次,或许将来可以成为映照诸天中的一员。” toad opens the eye, by being in a daze of being startled. 蛤蟆睁大眼睛,被惊的发呆。 Chu Feng also suck in a cold breath, that also is really fierce, the level at present being is scary, this is can vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered various Star Sea fearful creature. 楚风则也倒吸冷气,那位还真是厉害,目前所达到的层次过于骇人,这是能纵横各星海的可怕生灵 Fairy maiden elder sister your always god transition, my not knows you to that person anything manner.” toad is dejected, several times flatter is defeated. “仙子姐姐你总是神转折,我都不知道你对那个人什么态度。”蛤蟆垂头丧气,几次拍马屁都失败。 That person calculates one generation of talent.” Female appraisal. “那个人算一代天骄。”女子评价。 This evaluation is very high, the unusual talent may compare, said this words from her mouth, carried on such review, that person very much went certainly against heaven's will, was extraordinary. 这个评语很高,绝非寻常天才可比,从她口中说出这种话语,进行这样的点评,那人一定很逆天,非常了不得。 Perhaps that shows disdain for years, suppresses a time Heaven-Blessed creature. 那或许是傲视一段岁月,镇压一个时代的天纵生灵 The Chu Feng opens the mouth, said: That is definitely atypical, Elder sister, when your my first time meets, you were suppressed under Taoism Ancestral Hall, but your fiance the blooming ray in the universe, did not say the past years, afterward hasn't he come to seek you? Should this not be will be drawing a line?” 楚风开口,道:“那位肯定不地道,姐姐,你我第一次相见时,你可是被镇压在道教祖庭之下,而你那未婚夫却在宇宙中绽放光芒,不说当年,事后他都没来寻你吗?这该不会是在划清界限吧?” Somewhat complex, the past event I do not want to raise again.” The female look is indifferent to fame or gain. “有些复杂,旧事我不想再提。”女子神色恬淡。 Past events such as east that the running water, has nothing to think to recall, the fairy maiden elder sister, later we helped you restore past the glory.” toad starts to blow the atmosphere. “往事如那东流水,没有什么可思忆,仙子姐姐,以后我们帮你恢复昔日荣耀。”蛤蟆又开始吹大气。 Moreover, it to Chu Feng sound transmission, said in secret: Let alone does not have me to help, your smiling face and that person are equally inexpensive, are all right smile, can perhaps the high-rank.” 而且,它暗中对楚风传音,道:“别说没我帮忙,你的笑容和那个人一样贱,没事多笑,说不定就会上位。” crackle and rattle dang! 噼里啪啦当! Chu Feng, rapidly has punched its, warned that it does not speak at a venture, this elder sister is too fierce, this so-called spiritual sound transmission, is not it is estimated that reasonable, can be intercepted said. 楚风二话没说,迅速揍了它一顿,警告它别乱说话,这位姐姐太厉害,这所谓的精神传音,估计都不靠谱,能被截听道。 "Um, you said right, you used spiritual sound transmission, clarity that I can also listen. ” Female nod. “嗯,你说对了,你们用精神传音,我也能听的清清楚楚。”女子点头。 Dizzy vegetable! toad thinks that hits on the ground. 晕菜!蛤蟆想一头撞在地上。 Chu Feng is also wiping away sweat, this is really the fierce weirdness, anything cannot conceal the truth, even he somewhat suspected, this elder sister practiced the mental telepathy, otherwise they think that anything likely was guessed how always. 楚风也在擦汗,这位真是厉害的邪门,什么都瞒不住,甚至他都有些怀疑,这位姐姐是不是练成了他心通,不然他们心里想什么怎么总像是被猜中啊。 This beautiful nearly not real female leaned to look at Chu Feng one, said: I give you an opportunity.” 这个美丽的近乎不真实的女子侧头看了楚风一眼,道:“我给你一个机会。” toad hears, is unexpectedly careful compared with Chu Feng, with hitting chicken blood, quite anticipated, don't tell me this woman does regard with a special fondness to Chu Feng really? 蛤蟆听闻,竟比楚风还上心,跟打了鸡血一样,颇为期待,难道这女人真对楚风另眼相看? The females look at Chu Feng, said: Vajra Cutter and Divine Beast, I did not want, to give to you. Un, later you are my person.” 女子看着楚风,道:“金刚琢神兽,我都不要,送给你了。嗯,以后你是我的人。” Brother-in-law!” toad shouts to Chu Feng, this goods are very excited, thought that later has the formidable backer, will henceforth be doomed the evolution to be swift and violent. “姐夫!”蛤蟆楚风喊道,这货很兴奋,觉得以后有强大的靠山,从此注定会进化迅猛。 The females shot a look at its one, first beginning, separates spatially snaps fingers gently, a ray of light falls on toad, makes its mouth look askance directly crookedly, cannot restore. 女子瞥了它一眼,第一次动手,隔空轻轻弹指,一道光落在蛤蟆身上,直接让它嘴歪眼斜,恢复不过来。 This was warning likely, then she looks to Chu Feng, said: Your this lineage/vein should be my person in the past territory, if you want, is my person.” 这像是在警告,然后她又看向楚风,道:“你这一脉应该算是我昔日领地的人,如果你愿意,也还算是我的人。” “Eh, this, I first...... Under consideration? ” Chu Feng 120 are not glad, including the person was her, could thing also be inescapable? “呃,这个,我先……考虑下?”楚风120个不乐意,连人都是她的了,身上的东西还跑得了吗? He always thought this beautiful some female pits that does not make sense, should not jump madly to wonderfully. 他总觉得这个美丽的不像话的女子有些坑,最好还是不要乱跳为妙。 Ai ya mother, how is my this?!” toad wails, the mouth looks askance crookedly, cannot restore, diligently not to be how good. “唉呀妈呀,我这是怎么啦?!”蛤蟆哀嚎,嘴歪眼斜,恢复不过来,怎么努力都不行。 Small penalty, one year later eliminates automatically.” The females said. “小小惩罚,一年后自动消除。”女子说道。 toad one hear, the face was green, can this condition continue for one year? How let it see the person! 蛤蟆一听,脸都绿了,这种状态要持续一年?让它怎么见人啊! Chu Feng mentioned the Earth past event, wants to ask that actually once that years were what kind of? The females shake the head, tell him the level to be insufficient, do not contaminate that past event, even if otherwise was away from the antiquity, will have to kill the body catastrophe as before. 楚风提及地球旧事,想问曾经的那段岁月究竟怎样?女子摇头,告诉他层次不够,千万别沾染那段旧事,不然哪怕隔着上古,依旧会有杀身大祸。 She no longer said, Chu Feng is not good to ask again. 她不再多说,楚风也不好再问。 Afterward, the female must set out to depart, the toad warm invitation, said that asked her to eat peerless rare meat dishes, went all out to flatter, wants restores the mouth and eye. 随后,女子就要起身离去,蛤蟆热情邀请,说请她吃绝世珍肴,拼命拍马屁,想把嘴与眼恢复过来。 Chu Feng also opens the mouth to detain, finally female nods. 楚风也开口挽留,最终女子点头。 Then, Yellow Ox, Big Black Ox, (North-Eastern) Siberian Tiger, Donkey King and the others were put, in addition also has Du Huaijin and Ouyang Qing they. 接下来,黄牛大黑牛东北虎驴王等人都被放进来了,此外还有杜怀瑾欧阳青他们。 Chu Feng takes food from Clean Jade Bottle outward, gives the person in dining room, making them process, said that must invite the most honored guest, must make that master chef show the talent heartily. 楚风玉净瓶中向外取食材,交给餐厅的人,让他们去处理,说要宴请最尊贵的客人,一定要让那位大厨尽情施展出才华。 After Chu Feng crashes in enters the theater box, discovered that Big Black Ox and (North-Eastern) Siberian Tiger mood is high, is very attentive to that female, then the difference vindicated that said fell in love. 楚风冲进进入包厢后,发现大黑牛东北虎谈兴甚高,对那女子无比殷勤,就差表白说一见钟情了。 But toad Ouyang Feng fades badly, is suppressing itself, a few words non- throat, looks at them there cocky. 蛤蟆欧阳风则蔫坏,憋着自己,一句话不吭,看他们在那里得瑟 Chu Feng a parade is big immediately, hurries to stop by calling Big Black Ox and (North-Eastern) Siberian Tiger, told them do not do everything to please, was the longevity god old life is simply long. 楚风顿时一阵头大,赶紧喊住大黑牛东北虎,告诉他们不要献殷勤了,简直是寿星老性命长。 Brother, we reach an agreement, the fair competition, after the brother my sentiment breaks Tibetan Plateau, for several hundred years moved the worldly desire finally once more, you cannot be so overbearing!” “兄弟,咱说好的,公平竞争,老哥我情断青藏高原后,数百年来终于再次动了凡心,你不能这么霸道!” Yes, brother Chu Feng, I felt that my second spring arrived, the youth is once more young, the life is vigorous, do not mix chaotically!” “是啊,楚风兄弟,我感觉我的第二春到了,再次青春年少,生命蓬勃,你别掺乱!” These two goods self-sensations are good, must compete with Chu Feng. 这两货自我感觉良好,要跟楚风竞争。 Two brothers, this came from Taoism capital city-- Dragon Tiger Mountain that!” Chu Feng is not very only direct, is very detailed, informs the secret facts. “两位老哥,这是来自道教都城——龙虎山的那位!”楚风不仅很直接,也很详细,告知隐情。 Big Black Ox or (North-Eastern) Siberian Tiger, have gone to there, and once from afar saw in green skin bottle gourd is suppressing the female, at this time knew the truth, their faces were green immediately. 无论是大黑牛还是东北虎,都去过那里,并且曾经远远看到青皮葫芦中镇压着的女子,这个时候得知真相,他们的脸顿时绿了。 Big Black Ox jumped high, moo moo said. 大黑牛一蹦老高,哞哞直叫。 (North-Eastern) Siberian Tiger is almost the tone runs. 东北虎更是差点调头就跑。 This is simply scary, their all fainting vegetable, complexion azure white, finally turns entire green, thinks that own performance, they want to pull out itself, quite loses face! 这简直是要吓死人,他们全都晕菜,脸色阵青阵白,最后又变成全绿,想到自身的表现,他们想抽自己,好丢人啊! toad that the mouth looks askance crookedly, explained the female astonishing background and family for them at this time. 嘴歪眼斜的蛤蟆,此时为他们解释女子惊人的来头与家族。 When hears to fight Divine Beast, to roam through universe, regard the bonsai nine revolutions of divine medicine, after all sorts nearly incredible hearsay, Big Black Ox and (North-Eastern) Siberian Tiger creepy feeling, the double strand fights the war, wishes one could to flee to the wilderness immediately. 当听到斗神兽、遨游宇宙、将九转神药当成盆景,种种近乎荒诞的传闻后,大黑牛东北虎头皮发麻,双股战战,恨不得立刻落荒而逃。 Scared to death good!” “吓死牛了!” Scared to death the tiger!” “吓死虎了!” The Péng meat, the tiger kidney and Southern Sea flood dragon dragon meat wait/etc. was processed by the dining room, after becoming rare meat dishes delivers, toad and Big Black Ox hospitable reception, simply wants the incarnation to be a waiter, serves the female to enjoy food. 鹏肉、虎腰子、南海龙肉等被餐厅处理好,成为珍肴送上来后,蛤蟆大黑牛殷勤招待,简直要化身为侍者,伺候女子享用食物。 The female manner is graceful, the movement is exquisite, slowly eats food, occasionally drinks red wine, the obvious metropolis beautiful woman, very difficult to associate with the status of that terrifying her. 女子举止优雅,动作优美,慢慢吃食物,偶尔喝上一口红酒,明显的都市丽人,很难将她和那恐怖的身份联想起来。 Chef craftsmanship is exquisite, may be called Grandmaster Level, is only the food is too disappointing.” Female review. “厨师手艺精湛,堪称大师级,只是食材太差劲。”女子点评。 Speechless that Chu Feng they listen, this is on Earth the best food, on the other hand, in their opinion, that so-called chef technique cannot be regarded anything, food material is more important. 楚风他们听的无语,这已经是地球上最好的食材,相对来说,在他们看来,那所谓的厨师技艺算不得什么,食物材料更重要。 However, the level is different, looked that the angle of issue completely is different. 然而,层次不同,看问题的角度也完全不一样。 The females shake the head, said: Pure blood Great Peng delicious meat, in the golden yellow blood is bringing fragrantly, but the present Péng meat is obviously rough, difference is too far.” 女子摇头,道:“纯血大鹏肉质鲜美,金黄血液中带着芬芳,而眼前的鹏肉明显过于粗糙,差的太远。” Flood dragon dragon meat that "Um, I ate before, that may really be rare meat dishes, now this can only be the snake meat. ” “嗯,我以前吃的蛟龙肉,那可真是珍肴,现在这只能算是蛇肉。” This is the review of female, making the people have nothing to say in reply. 这是女子的点评,让众人都无言以对。 Walks, I return to Dragon Tiger Mountain to rest.” Finally, she sets out directly, shows a faint smile, said goodbye with them. “走喽,我回龙虎山去小憩。”最后,她直接起身,微微一笑,跟他们告别。 We also walk!” Chu Feng said. “我们也走!”楚风说道。 Where goes to?” Several people reveal the color of doubts. “去哪里?”几人都露出疑惑之色。 Chu Feng said: Today hears the member of that family usually to roam through Star Sea, fights beast, gambling stone and searching for flowery phrases, my heart touches, we also experience to rule the feeling of world, experiences.” 楚风道:“今天听闻那个家族的成员平日间遨游星海,去斗兽、赌石、猎艳,我心触动,咱们也去体验一下君临天下的感觉,经历一番。” Really, false? Walks!” “真的,假的?走走走!”
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