"Ah...... Snake, Python of eight heads, help! ” “啊……蛇,八个脑袋的怪蛇啊,救命！” „Silver centipede, Heaven, two meters, it is pursuing me, help, Chu Feng your bastard, is this red light district? Gives me insect disinfestation to come quickly!” “银色的蜈蚣,天啊,两米长,它在追我,救命啊,楚风你个混蛋,这就是温柔乡吗？快给我杀虫子来！” „Came, Black Tiger, a claw has broken to pieces thousand jin (0.5 kg) giant stone racket,...... I was too tired to move any further, Ox Demon King rescues quickly, Chu Feng saves a life!” “又来了,一头黑虎,一爪子将千斤巨石都拍碎了,啊……我跑不动了,牛魔王快救驾,楚风救命啊！” On this day, Zhou Quan shrieks and howls wildly, flees runs away, arrives in port to spit the foam tired, is about to twitch, he was startled and feared. 这一日,周全鬼哭狼嚎,亡命逃窜,累到口吐白沫,都快抽搐了,他又惊又怕。 Endures the noon finally, Yellow Ox was hungry, must eat the thing, they ended this course. 总算熬到晌午,黄牛饿了,要吃东西,他们才结束这段历程。 At this moment, the Zhou Quan tears quickly flowed, felt incomparably happily, eventually finished. 这一刻,周全眼泪都快流出来了,感觉无比幸福,终于结束了。 His throat was hoarse, since most of the day he is not loudly is shouting is yelling becoming a fugitive, torches in the mouth, resists the giant beast, the throat is swollen. 他嗓子都沙哑了,大半天以来他不是在大呼大叫着逃亡,就是在口中喷火,对抗巨兽,喉咙都肿了。 „Brother, you have damaged, my optical center liver and lungs are not shivering, is trembling including the soul!” Zhou Quan sits on the ground, big mouth gasps for breath. “兄弟,你太损了,我不光心肝肺在颤抖,连灵魂都在跟着哆嗦啊！”周全坐在地上,大口喘气。 Looks back again, that piece of Great Desolate Mountain miasma fills the air, the beast roar day after day, he does not want to go in really again, today's experience really remembers with eternal gratitude, is lifelong unforgettable. 再回首,那片洪荒大山瘴气弥漫,兽吼连天,他真不想再进去了,今天的这次经历真是刻骨铭心,终身难忘。 „Why your knows I can cope with the ferocious bird giant beast , because comes to here to whet daily, gradually adapted.” Chu Feng comfort. “你知道我为什么能对付凶禽巨兽吗,就是因为天天来这里磨砺,慢慢就适应了。”楚风安慰。 „I can compare with you, your fist gets down, can break several thousand jin (0.5 kg) giant stone, can kill several meters great birds and beasts bang, you is a monster, I have no way to survive here.” Zhou Quan called out. “我能跟你比吗,你一拳下去,能砸碎数千斤的巨石,能把十几米长的巨禽轰杀下来,你自己就是一个怪物,我在这里没法生存。”周全叫道。 „You are mutant, the flame that in the mouth puts out can melt the metal and burn the stone, the might is enormous, so long as you can control thoroughly, walks should not have the issue in the mountain.” Chu Feng said. “你是异人,口中吐出的火焰可以焚金熔石,威力极大,只要你能彻底掌控,行走于大山中应该没问题。”楚风道。 He thought, Zhou Quan as mutant, its ability can be increased, but wants unceasing tempering, can force his body inside stores/conceals strength. 他觉得,周全身为异人,其能力是可以提升的,但是要不断的磨砺,才能逼迫出他身体内藏着的力量。 Meanwhile, since Zhou Quan gives birth to cow horn, that fruit that perhaps eats up is really related with a Demon Ox clan, can make Yellow Ox teach him several, with maintain life. 同时,既然周全生出牛犄角,或许吃下的那枚果实真跟牛魔一族有关,可以让黄牛教他几手,用以保命。 Chu Feng is very serious, says to the future worry, the world as in the mutation, perhaps in the mountain these monster some days can rush out. 楚风很郑重,说出对未来的担心,天地依旧在异变中,山中这些怪物说不定某一天就会冲出去。 In addition, whose knows will have whether also a more terrifying matter. 此外,谁知道是否还会有更恐怖的事情。 In this very special period, only has to promote itself, might go on living in the future. 在这非常时期,唯有提升自己,才有可能在未来活下去。 Looked he said is so serious, Zhou Quan faded, in this way of the world, whose heart deep place doesn't have the sense of crisis at the present? The world more comes not to be understood, many people have the concealed worry. 看他说的这么郑重,周全蔫了,在而今这个世道,谁的心底深处没有危机感？世界越来不可被理解,很多人都有隐忧。 „Brother, my knows you are good for me, right that said that I spelled!” Zhou Quan sets firm resolve. “兄弟,我知道你是为我好,说的对,我拼了！”周全下定决心。 In the mountain, their cow sits together, is defending the flame, the leg meat of bird of prey roasted golden yellow glossy, sends out the attractive fragrance, the fat drops at the fire of high-piled firewood makes noise. 山中,两人一牛坐在一起,守着火光,猛禽的腿肉被烤的金黄油亮,散发出诱人的香味,油脂滴落在火堆上哧哧作响。 „So to be how fragrant?” Zhou Quan forgot that the previous misery, looks at that golden yellow pulp, cannot bear swallows the saliva, particularly tossed about for quite a while, even more thinks hungry hard to endure. “怎么会这么香？”周全忘记早先的苦难了,看着那金黄的肉质,忍不住直咽口水,尤其是折腾了大半天,越发觉得饥饿难忍。 „Was ripe!” “熟了！” Chu Feng sprinkles the table salt, but also has spread honey, making the leg fragrance of this bird of prey even more rich, he is also the index finger greatly moves. 楚风洒上食盐,还涂了一层蜂蜜,让这条猛禽的腿越发的香气浓郁,他自己也是食指大动。 „Moo!” “哞！” A two people cow starts, fights for delicacy. 两人一牛开动,争抢美味。 The flash, here full is chews and swallows the sound, their three all wolf down. 一刹那,这里满是咀嚼与吞咽声,他们三个全都狼吞虎咽。 „Heaven, I have not eaten such tasty rich fragrance game certainly, this pulp was really certainly, outside could not eat!” Zhou Quan is exclaiming in surprise. “天啊,绝了,我从来没有吃过这么鲜美浓香的野味,这肉质真是绝了,外面根本吃不到啊！”周全惊叹着。 This is not considered as but actually the exaggeration, the pulp extraordinary tastiness of certain ferocious bird Mutant Beast, a processing, is very slightly delicious, the rich fragrance can fill the air very for a long time. 这倒不算是夸张,某些凶禽异兽的肉质出奇的鲜美,稍微一加工,就很可口,浓郁香气可以弥漫很久。 A very big birds and beasts leg, by the cleanness that they gnaw, if not the appetite supports, it is estimated that they also will roast another leg. 很大的一条禽腿,被他们啃的干干净净,如果不是胃口太撑,估计,他们会将另一条腿也烤掉。 „Was too satisfied, this flavor, surpasses the deity feast, to/clashes these delicacies, I later must come!” Zhou Quan satisfies incomparably, lies down there, caresses belly that are rousing, has forgotten some time ago the ghost crying god howling distressed appearance of likely. “太满足了,这味道,唔,赛过神仙宴啊,就冲这些美味,我以后也还要来！”周全满足无比,躺在那里,抚着自己鼓起来的肚子,像是忘记了不久前自己鬼哭神嚎的狼狈样子。 Chu Feng and Yellow Ox are eating a bright red berry, the entrance, the fruit-flavor is sweet, is the rare high-grade. 楚风和黄牛在吃一种鲜红的浆果,入口即化,果味甘甜芬芳,是难得的上品。 Since several day, they have taken various berries as the vegetables, the refilling point need, pour also think pleasant and tasty. 几日以来,他们就以各种浆果为蔬菜,补充所需,倒也觉得甘美。 Zhou Quan tasted one, immediately opens snatches, even if the belly did not have the place, but also was supporting by hard and stubborn effort, and shouting, later here also was really his red light district. 周全尝了一个,立刻开抢,哪怕肚子没地方了,还在硬撑,并且嚷着,以后这里还真就是他的温柔乡了。 Yellow Ox hears, immediately despises, and takes out communication, several pictures that a fierce stamp, will make previously look to him. 黄牛听到,立刻鄙夷,并取出通讯器,一顿猛戳,将早先拍到的几张照片给他看。 After Zhou Quan sees, becomes angry out of shame. 周全看到后,恼羞成怒。 „Ox Demon King, you dare to photograph surreptitiously me, don't the lens of wise supernatural might catch, must such smear me?” He is resentful, is shouting there. “牛魔王,你敢偷拍我,英明神武的镜头不捕捉,非得这么丑化我？”他愤懑,在那里嚷嚷着。 Several pictures had the characteristics respectively, Chu Feng have swept one, immediately laughed.. 几张照片各有特色,楚风扫了一眼,顿时哈哈大笑。。 In a picture, Zhou Quan rolls the eyes because of frightened, must frighten to faint. In another picture, the Zhou Quan tears tears long class, flees like a scared rat., Then is the pupil opens the eyes greatly, frightens scared shitless...... 一张照片上,周全因恐惧而翻白眼,都要吓昏过去了。另一张照片上,周全则涕泪长流,抱头鼠窜。还有一张,则是瞳孔大睁,吓到屁滚尿流…… Only such several, it may be said that open „classics”, poked on the heart and lungs of Zhou Quan. 仅那么几张而已,可谓张张“经典”,都戳到了周全的心肺上。 „Wait!” Suddenly, the Zhou Quan changes countenance, loses sound said: „That is...... The dirty business blueprints the net, sent to that!?” “等等！”突然,周全变色,失声道:“那是……糗事晒图网,发到那上边去了！？” Yellow Ox proudly, nods there, that meaning is, sends several charts, was too simple! 黄牛傲然,在那里点头,那意思是,发几张图而已,太简单了！ A Zhou Quan old blood almost spurts, where does the dirty business blueprint net that is? as the name implies, exposes to the sun the smelly chart specially the platform, people big scary that every day visits. 周全一口老血差点喷出来,糗事晒图网那是什么地方？顾名思意,专门晒糗图的平台,每天到访的人次大的吓人。 It can be said that so long as the smelly charts of some meanings, guaranteed slightly can disseminate in the shortest time. 可以说,只要稍微有些意思的糗图,保证可以在最短的时间内传播出去。 Fatty Zhou was anxious immediately, shouts: „Ox Demon King, I spelled with you!” 周胖子顿时急了,喊道:“牛魔王,我跟你拼了！” Finally, one side a Yellow Ox hoof gave to trample went, it thought unfathomable mystery, how many charts was not sends, such excitedly did? Too rash, could not become great talent. 结果,黄牛一蹄子就给踹一边去了,它觉得莫名其妙,不就是发几张图吗,这么激动干啥？太毛躁,成不了大器。 „Ox Demon King, you bully the person!” Zhou Quan stamps one's foot there, was really angry. “牛魔王,你欺负人！”周全在那里跳脚,实在气坏了。 „Do not be anxious, that place has the massive new charts every day, many charts sent directly to be buried, did not have including the opportunity of bubbling.” Chu Feng comfort. “别急,那地方每天都有大量的新图,有许多图发上去就直接被埋了,连冒泡的机会都没有。”楚风安慰。 This makes Zhou Quan obtain some consoling, felt relieved slightly. 这让周全得到一些慰藉,稍微放下心来。 He gathers the Yellow Ox near, looked at to glance over the people, finally...... His blood pressure soars, to become dark at present, almost falls down on the ground. 他凑到黄牛近前,看了一下浏览人次,结果……他血压直线飙升,眼前发黑,差点一头栽倒在地上。 Then how long, quick 100,000 reading measured! 这才多长时间啊,都快100000阅读量了！ „Ox Demon King, I must kill you!” “牛魔王,我要杀了你！” Fatty Zhou is miserable, his face was green. 周胖子惨嚎,他的脸都绿了。 „Rising real quick, the reading quantity makes great strides forward 100,000 officially, was the Not just in name only, but also in reality fire attempts.” Chu Feng said in side. “涨的真快,阅读量正式迈进100000大关,算是名副其实的火图了。”楚风在旁说道。 „Day kills, who saves me!” Zhou Quan is covering the head, greatly incomparable, he has one premonition, these charts will possibly push to front of him the national people. “天杀的,谁来救救我啊！”周全捂着脑袋,头大无比,他有一种预感,这些图可能会将他推向全国人面前。 However, actually does not lose face, because, this is the dirty business blueprints the net. 但是,却不是出彩,因为,这是糗事晒图网啊。 „Good deed that Ox Demon King, you do!” Zhou Quan rushed over, trips and falls with Yellow Ox. “牛魔王,你干的好事！”周全又冲了过去,跟黄牛摔跤。 Obviously, he is not a match, was suppressed with ease. 显然,他不是对手,被轻松镇压。 „Dead cow, you smiles fart, has done this person god altogether indignant matter, doesn't have the ashamed feeling?” Yelling of Zhou Quan air/Qi. “死牛,你笑屁啊,干了这种人神共愤的事,就没有一点羞耻感吗？”周全气的大叫。 Yellow Ox does not respond, is staring at screen, is looking at the commentary under picture with great interest. 黄牛不搭理,盯着屏幕,正在津津有味的看图片下的评论。 Zhou Quan looked at one, has commented ten thousand! Let his blood pressure rise dramatically once more. 周全瞄了一眼,评论过万了！让他的血压再次飙升。 „ These charts looked alone also can only be passable, may be placed in the same place, that is one set of top grade expression chart. You looked, has rolls the eyes extremely frightened, has the tears tears long class to cry sadly, scared scared shitless becomes a fugitive...... These many gather in the same place, is really the god chart! “这些图单独看也只能算凑合,可摆在一起,那就是一套极品表情图啊。你们看,有极度惊悚翻白眼的,有涕泪长流伤心大哭的,还有恐慌屁滚尿流逃亡的……这么多合在一起,真是神图啊！ „Right, conceivable, can be popular above one year or so, I must download one set!” “没错,可以想象,能流行一年半载以上,我得下载一套！” „This person really funny, any age, but also kept a big long hair combed straight back.” “这人真逗,都什么年代了,还留了个大背头。” „Thanks the poster, collected, puts in the expression package.” “谢谢楼主,已经收藏,放入表情包中。” ...... …… Zhou Quan has seized communication, at this moment the battle efficiency rises suddenly, crackle and rattle, inputs the writing in that crazily, leaves behind the person fight of commentary with these! 周全一把夺过通讯器,这一刻战斗力暴涨,噼里啪啦,在那狂输入文字,跟那些留下评论的人战斗！ Chu Feng looks quite speechless. 楚风看的相当无语。 „Manager, deletes these pictures to me!” “管理员呢,给我删除这些图片！” The Zhou Quan anger message, sues, wants to ask the manager to delete the chart. 周全怒留言,进行投诉,想找管理员删图。 Meanwhile, he also sues the person in message area, because, in the commentary, he was rally togethered to attack. 同时,他也投诉留言区的人,因为,在评论中,他被群起而攻之。 Finally, the manager replies quickly: Sorry, your suit request failure, these charts obtain over 99% customer approvals, will top in the region for one month. 结果,管理员很快回复:对不起,您的投诉请求失败,这些图得到99以上的用户认可,将在全区置顶一个月。 „Pū!” “噗！” Fatty Zhou couldn't help spitting blood, not only deleted to request the failure, but must be topped for one month!? This is any bastard manager, he shouted abuse. 周胖子真的忍不住要吐血了,不仅删图请求失败,还要被置顶一个月！？这是什么混蛋管理员,他破口大骂。 „Haha......” Chu Feng really could not bear, laughs, cannot stop. “哈哈……”楚风实在忍不住了,哈哈大笑,停不下来。 As for instigator Yellow Ox, is self-satisfied there, is enjoying the innumerable message praise, these commentaries were affirming. 至于始作俑者黄牛,则在那里飘飘然,享受着无数留言者的赞美,那些评论都在对它表示肯定。 „Poster big god, please accept my knee, too thanked!” “楼主大神,请收下我膝盖,太感谢了！” „God chart, poster great ability!” “神图啊,楼主大才！” ...... …… Zhou Quan saw that Yellow Ox is self-satisfied there, accepts to prostrate oneself and praise and admire, really cannot bear, his blood pressure direct link warning line of air/Qi, must fall communication directly. 周全看到黄牛在那里飘飘然,接受膜拜与礼赞,实在受不了,气的他血压直达警戒线,直接就要摔通讯器。 The Yellow Ox hoof illness/quick is sharp-eyed, one overtook. 黄牛蹄疾眼快,一把抢了过去。 „Fortunately!” Chu Feng carefully looked at that several charts, makes such appraisal. “还好！”楚风仔细看了看那几张图,做出这样的评价。 In this life in despair, Zhou Quan hears such words, immediately sees pure running water in the desert likely, obtains the faint trace comfort, his anxious asking: „You thought, these charts are not smelly, right?” 在这人生绝望之际,周全听到这样的话,顿时像是在沙漠中看到一股清流,得到丝丝安慰,他紧张的问道:“你是觉得,这些图没那么糗,是吗？” „Is very smelly. I thought, will not have chased down your monster to shoot to the picture, has not revealed anything, therefore, fortunately!” Chu Feng replied. “很糗。我只是觉得,没有将追杀你的怪物跟着拍到照片上,不曾泄露什么,所以,还好！”楚风答道。 Zhou Quan turned head directly, pays no attention to him. 周全直接扭头,不理他了。 Shortly, Zhou Quan communication has made a sound, some people look for him. 不久后,周全的通讯器响了,有人找他。 „Cousin, you had talent, that several god chart, the fire spread around the world.” “大表哥,你太有才了,那几张神图一出,火遍天下啊。” When these words transmit, stamping one's foot of Fatty Zhou air/Qi, wants to fall communication, but discovered, this is his, can only end the dialogue ruthlessly. 当这些话语传来,周胖子气的跳脚,又想摔通讯器了,但是发现,这是他自己的,只能狠狠的结束对话。 But, some people look for him, this time is a cousin, puts through, heard his big voice: „Cousin, I to full of admiration that you admire, had the talent!” 可是,紧接着,又有人找他,这一次是二表弟,才接通,就听到了他的大嗓门:“表哥,我对你佩服的五体投地,太有才了！” „Has talent your younger sister, go away!” The Zhou Quan air/Qi to is not good. “有才你妹,滚！”周全气到不行。 Then, communication one after another, keeps ringing, many acquaintances are looking for him. 接着,通讯器一声接着一声,响个不停,很多熟人在找他。 Zhou Quan did not have the temperament thoroughly, switched off communication directly, complexion black was ordinary with the bottom of the pot. 周全彻底没脾气了,直接关掉通讯器,脸色黑的跟锅底一般。