******************************************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************************************* „Atmosphere was suddenly warm.” “气氛突然之间就热烈起来了呢。” , Discussed by far as us of bystander, Sarah was red in the face, as if to have this unchaste father was ashamed. 远远的,作为围观者的我们讨论起来,小莎拉面红耳赤,似乎在为有这样无节操的父亲感到羞耻。 „! Look!! Baal came out!!!” “啊！看！！巴尔出来了！！！” Shortly three people of atmosphere become even more dignified, the surrounding cold wind as if changed to one group of thick fog to cover three people, at this moment, did not have the omen, Ral leaves incurred, he is pointing at Doug and Gopher behind top of the head sky, the eye stared at speechless and panic-stricken desire loud exclaiming certainly. 眼看三人的气氛变得越发凝重,周围的阴风似乎化作一团浓雾把三人笼罩起来了,就在这时,毫无预兆,拉尔出招了,他指着道格和格夫身后的头顶天空,目瞠口呆、惊骇欲绝的大声吼道。 The person who does not know the circumstances of the matter saw Ral this exaggeratingly to the extreme expression, but might also one startled, subconscious to looked behind, this fellow, the time of acting in a play to can struggle Oscar. 不知情的人看到拉尔这副夸张到了极点的表情,还有可能会一惊,下意识的向身后看去,这家伙,演戏的功夫到是可以去争一争奥斯卡了。 „Good opportunity!!” “好机会！！” Very pitifully, Ral makes me have intelligence quotient the sinister plot in superiority feeling weakly, cannot work to Barbarian two brothers completely. 很可惜,拉尔幼稚的让我也不禁产生一种智商上的优越感的奸计,对野蛮人两兄弟完全未能得逞。 „Was too naive, Boss Ral, you think how many years team member we made, will be deceived by your small scheme?” “太天真了,拉尔老大,你以为我们做了多少年的队友,会被你这种小计谋骗住吗？” The flash when Doug with Gopher, rides Ral movement is exposing weaknesses, already simultaneous/uniform Qipu, wild self-satisfied big shouting, shortly four iron claw same big palms, but also missed one inch to Ral seize. 道格和格夫,乘着拉尔动作时露出破绽的一瞬间,已经齐齐扑了上去,猖狂得意的大喊道,眼看四只铁爪一样的大掌,还差一寸就要将拉尔擒下了。 „What is naive is you, these words I also give back to you similarly, many years of team member, your anything welldoing I am not clear.” “天真的是你们,这句话我也同样还给你们,多年队友,难道你们什么德行我还不清楚。” Sees through his „sinister plot” in Doug and Gopher flash, shows the flustered expression, my perfect plan was actually failed the mixture is panic-stricken and depressed, but at the present, this face suddenly changes, turned on same the expression —— sinister plot with the Doug and Gopher face worked. 在道格和格夫识破他的“奸计”一瞬间,露出慌张表情,一副我的完美计划竟然失败了的夹杂着惊恐和沮丧,但是就是在现在,这张脸突然一变,变成了和道格格夫脸上一样的表情——奸计得逞。 But Barbarian two brothers, was turned into a moment ago Ral by the smile flustered panic-stricken, exchanges simply general like the two sides expressions. 而野蛮人两兄弟,则是由笑脸变成了刚才拉尔的慌张惊恐,简直就像两边的表情调换过来一般。 An eye flower, does not know when Ral has exchanged energy aura, is stepping the lascivious incomparable footsteps, in the unescapable net under Doug and Gopher four tree trunk same thick arm cloths, changes to a loach, the big solid body makes just like the gymnast same soft movement, about turns, does not know what kind of slips out, then rides to be above mundane thoughts to go. 眼睛一花,不知何时拉尔已经换上了精力光环,迈着淫荡无比的脚步,在道格格夫四只树干一样的粗大手臂布下的天罗地网中,化作一条泥鳅,高大结实的身体做出宛如体操运动员一样的柔软动作,左右一扭,不知怎么的就溜了出去,然后一骑绝尘而去。 „Pursues!!” “追！！” Doug and Gopher that the big feeling was swindled, blushing ear scarlet pursued in the laughter direction that Ral vanishes, three forms disappear in our lines of sight rapidly. 大感上当的道格和格夫,脸红耳赤的朝拉尔消失的笑声方向追了上去,三道身影迅速消失在我们的视线当中。 „......” “……” This intense regards the feeling what's the matter? That wasn't, twin Ruth and coped with luring the enemy in deep that card clean used a moment ago? Only different, what perhaps is this performance is three grown men rather than three little loli, was being swindled was not Ruth sisters, but was Brother Doug and Gopher. 这股强烈的即视感是怎么回事？刚才那一幕,不就是双胞胎西露丝和艾柯露对付卡洁儿用的诱敌深入吗？唯一不同的,或许就是这次上演的是三个大男人而不是三个小萝莉,还有就是上当的不是西露丝艾柯露姐妹而是道格格夫兄弟。 Thinks carefully, this is how astonishing similar!! 仔细想想,这是多么惊人的相似呀！！ At this moment, my deep shocked, the first discovery, the intelligence quotient of original three old strip, unexpectedly with Ruth and card clean is same level. 这一刻,我深深的震惊了,第一次发现,原来三个老条子的智商,竟然和西露丝艾柯露和卡洁儿是同等级的。 „Sorry, the father gave everyone to put to trouble.” “抱歉,爸爸又给大家添麻烦了。” Clever sensible Sarah, a face blushes said that to us apology, must become Uncle Ral the daughter of family/home, but also is not really easy. 乖巧懂事的莎拉,一脸羞红的向我们道起了歉,要当拉尔大叔家的女儿,还真不容易呀。 Thought back on the past years, just passed through with these three fellows met, they very have a adventurer that matter, afterward does not know what kind of started to sell the moral integrity, many fellows of understanding the true situation said that the chief criminal was I, and victim incessantly Ral their three, including old drunkard, Old Man Fara, even Akara, the little princess of Horadric clan, day fox your highness of fox person clan, camp certain adventurer, Lut Gholein certain adventurer, Curras certain adventurer, Pandemonium Fortress certain adventurer, Harrogath certain adventurer, Second World certain adventurer, including a elf clan wait/etc...... 遥想当年,刚刚穿越和这三个家伙相遇的时候,他们还是挺有冒险者那么回事的,后来不知怎么的就开始卖节操了,许多不明真相的家伙都说罪魁祸首是我,并且受害者不止拉尔他们三个,包括老酒鬼,法拉老头,甚至阿卡拉,还有赫拉迪克族的小公主,狐人族的天狐殿下,还有营地若干冒险者,鲁高因若干冒险者,库拉斯特若干冒险者,群魔堡垒若干冒险者,哈洛加斯若干冒险者,第二世界若干冒险者,包括精灵一族等等…… Broad of the surface, the victim status impressively, affects big, the depth of harm, is really make the blood boil, like the malignant infection virus, where arrives to infect where simply. 其涉面之广,受害者身份之赫然,影响之大,危害之深,实在是令人发指,简直就像恶性传染病毒一样,走到哪里传染到哪里。 This falsely accuses completely, to serious false charge of my personality!! 这完全是诬陷,对我人格的严重诬陷！！ Did not say regardless others how the old drunkard and Fara that two old bastard also does need me to teach them to sell the moral integrity? Their two moral integrity, not already , in the belly has sold out?!! 撇开其他人不说,老酒鬼和法拉那两个老混蛋还需要我教他们怎么卖节操吗？他们两个的节操,不是已经在肚子里的时候就已经卖光了吗？！！ However, if our singing sound can have this infection speed, that arrives fortunately...... not, isn't this inevitable matter? Now probably is only the ideological backward Dark Continent people, is unable to accept this novel singing technique at once, un un. 不过,若是咱的歌声能够有这种传染速度,那到还好……不,这不是必然的事情吗？现在大概只是思想落后的暗黑大陆人民,一时之间无法接受这种新奇的唱法而已,嗯嗯。 Such thinks, I am happy immediately, beaming with joy kissed Sarah one, then turns in inventory is looking, before long proposed big basket of baskets. 这样一想,我顿时开心起来,眉开眼笑的亲了莎拉一口,然后在物品栏里翻找着,不一会儿就提出一大筐篮子。 „This is......” “这是……” In saw packed by the freeze up golden crab, Sarah and Valise opened the small mouth surprisedly, only then Ruth and jaded pursing the lips are smiling, when saw card clean this small smart, slightly stuck the person insect, rode them to be distracted a moment ago for a while, has thrown to scatter tenderly to my arms, original this month the elegant face of curved and happy intent beginning becomes gets up immediately angrily. 看到里面装满了被冰冻起来的金色螃蟹,莎拉和维拉丝惊讶的张大了小嘴,只有西露丝和艾柯露一副见怪不怪的抿嘴微笑着,待看到卡洁儿这个小机灵,小粘人虫,乘着她们刚才一时走神,已经扑到我怀里撒起了娇,原本月儿弯弯、喜意上梢的俏脸顿时变得气鼓鼓起来。 The general idea/careless, is too negligent, considered only to see Uncle Ral a moment ago for a while their performance, unexpectedly the hateful archenemy who card clean this and competed for the father forgetting in the one side. 大意,实在太大意,刚才一时只顾看拉尔叔叔他们的表演,竟然将卡洁儿这个和自己争夺爸爸的可恶大敌给忘在了一旁。 The introspection that Ruth and regret, is seeing what is done cannot be undone , can only reveal to be angry the helpless expression angrily, cannot come up to pull open card clean forcefully, such father will certainly maintain card clean. 西露丝和艾柯露懊悔的反省着,眼看木已成舟,也只能露出生气无奈的气鼓鼓表情,总不能上去将卡洁儿强行拉开吧,这样爸爸一定会维护卡洁儿的。 „Right, this is the gold crab that Uncle Ral they competes.” “没错,这就是拉尔大叔他们争夺的黄金螃蟹。” „But...... but...... is not very precious, is very difficult to catch? How can......” “可……可是……不是很珍贵,很难抓到吗？怎么会……” Valise looks at a gold crab of wicker basket, the sound stutter gets up. 维拉丝看着一箩筐的黄金螃蟹,声音不由结巴起来。 Really is the girl of one-track mind, will not suspect that I that words were used to fool Ral a moment ago they? 真是个实心眼的女孩,难道就不会怀疑我刚才那番话是用来唬拉尔他们的么？ However, I have not really fooled that three fellows, the gold crab in Lut Gholein, indeed has sea god the name of gracious gift, is very difficult to grasp, there sea monster vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered, particularly, is their home games, even adventurer went unable to flatter. 不过,我还真没唬那三个家伙,黄金螃蟹在鲁高因,的确是有着海神的恩赐之名,也十分难抓,那里的海怪纵横,尤其是在海里,是它们的主场,就算冒险者去了也讨不了好。 But when, Teddy bear of domain level, with gluttonous Barbarian of another false domain peak, was instigated the successful false domain peak again in addition Paladin, goes together? 可是,当有一头领域级的泰迪熊,和另外一个伪领域巅峰的贪吃野蛮人,再加上一个被唆使成功的伪领域巅峰的圣骑士,一起去呢？ Just like First World Curras, as of emperor alligators three big delicacies, to many are existences that is hard to hunt, so long as is looks like me and Carlos these people meets, that definitely was in the plate the meal. 和第一世界的库拉斯特一样,作为三大美味之一的帝王鳄,对许多人来说都是难以捕猎的存在,但是只要是像我和卡洛斯这些人遇到,那肯定就是盘中之餐了。 Those words, so-called precious, because obtains its strength to be insufficient, I am conceivable, Third World Lut Gholein these seniors, if there is a that idle interest, these golden crabs are also to them daily. 还是那句话,所谓的珍贵,只是因为获得它的实力还不够而已,我可以想象,第三世界的鲁高因那些前辈,若是有那个闲趣的话,这些金色螃蟹对他们来说也不过是日常而已。 Therefore, in the night of some month of circle, the night black wind high night, three idles the egg sore form to flee to the sea deep place, in almost all Lut Gholein people in sleeping, conducted a life-and-death fight with several hundred sea monsters, finally ends the victory, seized big pile of spoils of war. 于是,在某个月圆之夜,夜黑风高的夜晚,三个闲着蛋疼的身影就向大海深处窜去,在几乎所有鲁高因人都在睡觉的时候,和数百只海怪进行了一场殊死搏斗,最后完胜,缴获了一大堆的战利品。 Actually later I think, at that time can definitely not use with these sea monster fights, do not forget inside amulet also king of —— merpeople royalty Alley future accurate sea, if offered a sacrifice to at that time her, I have retreating of 99% assurance these sea monsters meeting little darlings. 其实之后我想了想,当时完全可以不用和那些海怪战斗的,别忘了项链里头还有一只未来的准大海之王——人鱼皇族埃里雅呢,若是当时将她祭出来,我有90%九的把握那些海怪们会乖乖的撤退。 After all if you think Alley her father, that four wings level, looks like king of Eck Sya 100 building that high super manatees, the tail only need fling gently can turn into the space trash these sea monsters, then thinks, the Eck Sya's spoiling to Alley, you will discover, for only several crabs offend Alley, is how stupid, seems like with own small JJ toward a matter that in the fingers/tiger mouth inserts. 毕竟你要想想埃里雅她老爸,那只四翼级的、像一百层楼那么高的超级人鱼之王艾克西亚,尾巴只需轻轻一甩就能将这些海怪变成太空垃圾,然后再想想,艾克西亚对埃里雅的溺爱,你就会发现,为了区区几只螃蟹去得罪埃里雅,是多么愚蠢的、像是拿自己的小JJ往虎口里面插的一件事。 Facts showed that my idea is right, after seeing the gold crab of full Luoman basket, Alley displayed the dislike of erupting Foot some to the shark fin bird nest, looked continually has not looked at one, hugged side also to want the big fruit compared with her directly, put in my hand, reluctant to part the sweet and delicate voice acted like a spoiled brat sucked my finger to be fed her by me. 事实证明我的想法是对的,在看到满箩满筐的黄金螃蟹之后,埃里雅表现出了一种爆发富特有的对鱼翅燕窝的厌恶,连看都没多看一眼,就径直抱起旁边比她还要大的水果,放到我手里,依依呀呀娇声撒娇的吮着我的手指头让我喂她。 „......” “……” I am also good to have to catch the gold crab daily, emperor alligator, Stacy beast anything to father who I eat. 我也好想有个能天天抓黄金螃蟹啊,帝王鳄啊、史泰兽啊什么的给我吃的老爸呀。 Therefore, although I do not have, but Alley has, Ruth and also has, overate a two small treasure in Lut Gholein, now looks at the expressions of these gold crabs, although not like Alley, but many somewhat is also aloof, calm as if a little aloof extra mundane. 于是,虽然我没有,但是埃里雅有,西露丝和艾柯露也有,在鲁高因大吃特吃了一通的两个小宝贝,现在看着这些黄金螃蟹的表情虽然不像埃里雅那样,但多少也有些无动于衷,淡定的仿佛有点超然世外了。 „Is this.” “就是这样。” In brief said to them, Valise and Sarah show suddenly the expression. 简而言之的给她们说了一遍之后,维拉丝和莎拉露出恍然表情。 „Really is, so many words, with were not early good, Uncle Ral they do not need to struggle was life and death.” “真是的,有那么多的话,早拿出来不就好了,拉尔叔叔他们也不必争的你死我活了。” Valise expressed the deep helplessness to my bad character. 维拉丝对我的恶劣性格表示了深深的无奈。 „cough cough, isn't such very senseless? Ok, first lifts these crabs, I anticipate your craftsmanship.” “咳咳,那样不是很无趣吗？好了,先将这些螃蟹抬回去吧,我可是十分期待你的手艺。” Feared the housewife attribute that Valise talks incessantly must manifest suddenly, I changed the topic hastily. 怕维拉丝唠唠叨叨的家庭主妇属性又要发作,我连忙岔开了话题。 „But...... but...... my few cooking seafood...... nothing self-confident.” “可……可是……我很少烹饪海鲜……没什么自信。” Really, involved the proficient matter, Valise enters my good wife pattern immediately, started to consider how should be able to make the delicacy these precious crabs. 果然,一涉及到家事,维拉丝立刻就进入了贤妻模式,开始考虑着该如何才能将这些珍贵的螃蟹做成美味。 „Also called together Aunt Lisa.” “将丽莎阿姨也一起叫来吧。” Sees appearance that she ponders, I suggested. 见她沉思的样子,我不由建议到。 „Indeed yes.” “的确是呢。” Valise both hands gather 11 rackets gently, shows a pretty lovable expression suddenly. 维拉丝双手轻轻合十一拍,露出一个娇俏可爱的恍然表情。 Aunt Lisa's housewife level, is not inferior in Valise, otherwise can Ral that three strips so live moisten? Called the words that her supplied ideas together, even before never cooked the seafood, the two super female cook has been able to make in the same old way to swallow the crab feast of tongue. 丽莎阿姨的家庭主妇等级,可是不逊色于维拉丝呀,不然拉尔那三个条子能活得如此滋润？将她一起叫来出谋划策的话,就算是以前从未烹调过海鲜,两个超级厨娘照样能做出一席让人吞掉舌头的螃蟹大餐。 At this time...... 这时候…… In camp place, the Ral three people do not dare to let loose the strength to dash about wildly eventually, finally finally, Paladin does not beat hunt of two Barbarian, finally finally is without a fight, was pressed Ral’s home. 在营地这种地方,拉尔三人终究是不敢放开实力狂奔,结果最后,圣骑士不敌两个野蛮人的追捕,最终终于束手就擒,被压回了拉尔家。 „Good, isn't your two glutton, a crab? Takes a look at your present countenance, as Boss I am ashamed for you.” “好吧,你们两个吃货,不就是一只螃蟹吗？瞧瞧你们现在的嘴脸,身为老大我都为你们感到羞耻。” Tied hands to throw one side Ral of corner, with disdaining the vision looks at Barbarian two brothers. 被五花大绑扔到一边角落的拉尔,用不屑的目光看着野蛮人两兄弟。 „You should rejoice that we also planned keeps one to you.” “你应该庆幸我们还打算给你留一份。” Doug and Gopher were turning a supercilious look to Ral. 道格和格夫对着拉尔翻了一个白眼。 „Or these two 【Thigh】 Leaves Boss was enough.” “要不将这两条【大腿】留给老大就行了。” Doug is slightly pointing at the crab four pairs of foot rear, short is used to swim that right, the suggestion of being eager to try said. 道格指着螃蟹四对脚最后面、最短最小的用来游泳那对,跃跃欲试的建议道。 „Doug, you dare!!” “道格,你敢！！” Looked at clear Ral in the corner, the stern voice and appearance bellowed, tried to blow the opposite party with own Boss dignifiedly. 在角落里看了个清楚的拉尔,声色俱厉的大吼一声,试图用自己的老大威严镇住对方。 „This...... is not good.” “这样……不好吧。” Gopher is simple and honest, is not cruel enough to make this mistreatment Boss matter. 格夫毕竟憨厚一点,不忍心做出这种欺负老大的事情。 „Gopher is honest.” Ral’s words transmits from side. “还是格夫老实。”拉尔的话从旁边传来。 „Silly big......” “只是傻大个……” „I depend, how Boss Ral do you come?” “我靠,拉尔老大你是怎么过来的？” Barbarian brothers then discovered when does not know, Ral had gotten rid of the bundle of belt, sat with them on same open table. 野蛮人兄弟这才发现,不知道什么时候,拉尔已经摆脱了腰带的捆绑,和他们坐在同一张桌子上了。 „You think that this simple tying up law can Bind result in your great Boss?” Ral threw a disdaining vision toward two people. “你以为这种简单的绑法能够束缚得了你们伟大的老大吗？”拉尔朝两人抛了一记不屑的目光。 „Back then I pursued Lisa time, by her impatient ties up...... cough cough, helping impatient her tie up the back to go back the dry firewood, is depends on this move of talent to pursue your sisters-in-law.” “想当年我追丽莎的时候,被她不耐烦的绑……咳咳,帮不耐烦的她把干柴绑起来背回去,就是靠着这招才将你们的嫂子追到手的。” „Transition.” Gopher low voice whisper. “转折了。”格夫小声嘀咕。 „Moreover was very unnatural transition.” Doug gave the affirmation and emphasized. “而且是非常不自然的转折了。”道格给予了肯定和强调。 „Boss black history.” “老大的黑历史。” Two people achieve nod of consensus, will decide first to bury at heart, will go to the bar to say several days later again. 两人达成共识的点了点头,决定先埋藏在心里,过几天去酒吧再说。 „cough cough! cough cough! You must study the point! Sees girl who admires! Remembers that must pass to help her bundle the firewood ahh!!” “咳咳！咳咳！你们也要学着点了！看到心仪的女孩！记得一定要过去帮她捆柴呀啊啊啊！！” Ral goes all out to cough, having tears streaming down the face tries to recall some already the irretrievable thing, a single slip-up may cause lasting sorrow, moreover in Doug this in front of bastard who is known as the human form tuba exposes. 拉尔拼命咳嗽着,泪流满面的试图挽回一些已不可挽回的东西,一失足成千古恨呀,而且偏偏是在道格这个号称人形大喇叭的混蛋面前暴露。 Finally, the topic returned to that only gold crab on table. 最后,话题还是回到了桌上的那只黄金螃蟹上面。 The overcast sky, small open table just like became three battlefields of person look confrontation at once, but as that only golden crab of focus, if the netherworld has to know itself to make three adventurer win unexpectedly life and death, will be gratified? 一时之间阴云密布,小小的一张桌子俨然成了三个人眼神交锋的战场,而作为焦点的那只金色螃蟹,若是泉下有知自己竟然让得三个冒险者争得你死我活,会不会感到欣慰呢？ „Cannot in this way.” “不能在这样下去了。” Suddenly, Ral decided probably what general, pats table stood up. 突然,拉尔像是决定了什么一般,一拍桌子站了起来。 Barbarian two brothers vigilant is staring at him, feared that this fellow wants to seize the opportunity to go for any small plot. 野蛮人两兄弟警惕的盯着他,怕这家伙又想乘机搞出什么小阴谋。 „How we can make that small bastard sinister plot work, for only crab.” “我们怎么能让那小混蛋奸计得逞,为了区区一只螃蟹。” Ral both eyes red hu-hu is spurting the air/Qi, suddenly pulled out one bottle to draw under one Skeleton to hit a bone fork, use obvious potion. 拉尔双目通红的呼哧呼哧喷着气,突然掏出一瓶画着一个骷髅头下面打了一个骨头叉,用途再明显不过的药水。 „Originally this bottle of potion, want to be used to return one time to bring to us each time 【Pleasant surprise】 Brother Wu of local product, but now looks like......” “本来这瓶药水,是想用来回报一次每次都能给我们带来【惊喜】的土特产的吴老弟,不过现在看来……” Saying, his indifferent poured potion on the crab completely. 说着,他漠然的将药水全部倒在了螃蟹上面。 „Boss!!” “老大！！” Sees this, feels Ral maintained having made up mind of brotherly love with emotion, Barbarian brothers simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform called one. 看到这一幕,感受到了拉尔维护兄弟之情的决意,野蛮人兄弟不由齐齐感动的叫了一声。 „Actually thinks, this also too not naturally, that young bastard and I was the same , was a beloved wife clan, if this golden crab really were so only precious, how possibly the wheel did obtain to us?” “其实想想,这也太不自然了,那小混蛋和我一样,也是爱妻一族,如果这只金色螃蟹真有那么珍贵,怎么可能轮得到给我们？” Ral a few words let Doug and Gopher suddenly!! 拉尔一句话让道格和格夫恍然！！ „Definitely has ghost!!” “肯定有鬼！！” „Asks him to do accounts!!” “找他算账去！！” Three people enraged left home, that was only just also won the life and death crab, now actually alone was treated coldly on the table. 三个人气冲冲的出了家门,那只刚刚还被争得你死我活的螃蟹,如今却孤零零的被冷落在了桌子上。 Smells ~~ to smell ~~ 嗅嗅~~嗅嗅~~ „I smelled any delicious thing probably.” A moment later, a shadow takes a look to ambush. “我好像闻到了什么好吃的东西。”片刻之后,一道黑影瞧瞧潜伏进来。 „gold crab?!!” “黄金螃蟹？！！” Some glimmer invested from the window, illuminated the wisp of liquor red hair of unclear guest. 些许微光从窗户里投入,照亮了不明来客的一缕酒红色头发。 „Aiyaya, but has not eaten this thing for a long time, really fondly remembers.” “哎呀呀,可是好久没吃过这玩意了,真怀念呀。” The sigh that shadow fondly remembers, then the shadow shrank suddenly, suddenly lends stealthy aura. 黑影似怀念的感叹了一声,然后影子突然一缩,突然散发出一股鬼鬼祟祟的气息。 „Never expected that Ral that three young bastard, can get so far as this grade of delicacy unexpectedly, appearance that but as if no one wants, is really pitiful, is really pitiful.” “没想到拉尔那三个小混蛋,竟然还能弄到这等美味,不过似乎没人要的样子,真可怜,真可怜。” Pitied caressed on the crab crab shell lightly several, in the darkness as if transmits the shadow to pound the mouth to swallow the saliva the sound. 怜悯的在螃蟹壳上面轻抚几下,黑暗中似乎传来了黑影砸吧嘴巴吞口水的声音。 „Words that unexpectedly no one wants, that does not calculate to steal, is this right, with the words of its waste, is inferior......” “竟然没人要的话,那也不算偷吧,是这样没错吧,与其浪费的话,不如……” Then, the shadow flashes vanishes in the dim room, the crab on table also vanishes into thin air together. 说完,黑影一闪消失在昏暗的屋子里面,连带桌子上的螃蟹也一起不翼而飞。 „Brat, rolls to me.” “臭小子,给我滚出来。” We soon found Aunt Lisa, and later Lina also came back, under the people work as one, quick, table crab feast must complete shortly. 我们很快找到了丽莎阿姨,并且随后琳娅也回来了,在众人齐心协力下,很快,眼看一桌子螃蟹大餐就要完成了。 At this moment, the tent entrance was lifted, three big form both hands hold the chest, descended to earth to throw their shadows just like the deity equally. 就在这时,帐门被掀开,三个高大身影双手抱胸,宛如天神下凡一样将他们的影子投了进来。 Has detected? Also I imagine wants to be later , is really a fool! 哦,已经察觉到了吗？比我想象中的还要晚一些,果然是笨蛋呀！ I looked at their one eyes gently , to continue to look at the kitchen, looks that Valise they wonderful graceful beautiful form is busy in inside. 我轻轻的瞄了他们一眼,继续将目光投向厨房,看着维拉丝她们妙曼美丽的身影在里面忙碌。 „I depend, you are insincere!!” “我靠,你太不厚道了！！” Three strips saw that the imposing manner does not blow me, immediately intrudes, saw on the table to come the hot crab feast freshly, immediately saliva crossflow cast the hatred vision to me, then returned to the table on, seemed considering actually first to solve the crab, first solved me. 三条子眼看气势镇不住我,立刻闯入来,一眼就看到了桌子上新鲜出炉热腾腾的螃蟹大餐,立刻口水横流的向我投来了仇恨目光,然后又返回到桌子上,似乎在考虑着究竟是先解决螃蟹,还是先解决我。 „Thump ——!!” “噔——！！” In them also in hesitant, a white light passes from them at present, in their left side, is inserting one also in the kitchen knife of unceasing vibration. 就在他们还在犹豫的时候,一道白光从他们眼前晃过,在他们的左侧,插着一把还在不断抖动的菜刀。 „beautiful...... Lisa, you how here......” Ral rigid body, cautious asking. “丽……丽莎,你怎么会在这里……”拉尔僵直着身体,小心翼翼的问道。 „Your three little darlings sit, if acts unreasonably everyone's dinner smears, does not eat the matter that a year the dried meat can settle.” “你们三个乖乖坐好,要是乱来将大家的晚餐弄脏的话,可不是吃一年份的肉干就能了事的事情哦。” Inside kitchen, calmly in the hand the kitchen knife Aunt Lisa who throws, positive/direct belt/bring gentle smile looks to tremble three people that. 厨房里头,若无其事的将手中菜刀投出去的丽莎阿姨,正面带温柔微笑的看着瑟瑟发抖的三人。 Her words have not become quiet, just also like three people that robber devils intruded, immediately turns into three small white rabbits, a gathering round table row of platoon speedily sat, is sitting gorgeously, does not look askance. 她的话还没落音,刚刚还如强盗般凶神恶煞闯入的三人,立刻就变成了三只小白兔,一溜烟的围着桌子排排坐好,巍然正坐,目不斜视。 „Brat, you are waiting to me, this matter has not ended.” “臭小子,你给我等着,这事没完。” Rode Aunt Lisa to turn around to cut the vegetable/dish rapidly, Ral threw a dangerous vision to me. 乘着丽莎阿姨转过身去切菜,拉尔迅速给我抛了一记险恶的目光。 „Where I know that you can toss about like this, originally calculates the time, you also almost should awaken to look for me, do you look at this are just not?” “我哪里知道你们能折腾成这样子,本来算好时间,你们也差不多该醒悟过来找我了,你看这不是刚好吗？” I looked at their one eyes innocently, pouting made them have a look at the table above tableware number. 我无辜的看了他们一眼,努着嘴让他们看看桌子上面的碗筷数目。 Looked at the table, looked at inside the kitchen of harmony happiness again, three people of silent moments. 看了看桌子,再看了看其乐融融的厨房里头,三人沉默片刻。 „This time forgives you.” Ral swallowed saliva. “这次就饶过你吧。”拉尔吞了一口口水。 „You must cover to us.” “不过你得给我们打掩护。” Saying, has not turned head while Aunt Lisa, three pairs of evil big hands reached the crab on table secretly. 说着,乘丽莎阿姨还未回过头,三双邪恶大手偷偷伸向了桌子上的螃蟹。 „!! Uncle Ral, Uncle Doug, Uncle Gopher, mother Valise said that must wait for everyone to prepare to eat, stealing food is incorrect.” “啊！！拉尔叔叔,道格叔叔,格夫叔叔,维拉丝妈妈说了要等大家准备好了才能吃,偷吃是不对的哦。” Aunt Lisa had not seen, was not equal to others could not see, look the twin exposed three people of evil conduct immediately. 丽莎阿姨没看到,不等于其他人看不到,这不,双胞胎顿时揭发了三人的恶行。 „Your several don't, why always study clever?” “你们几个呀,为什么总是学不乖呢？” Transmitted bathed the hand in black flame to grasp the sound that kitchen knife be with smile on the face Aunt Lisa shivered. 身后传来了沐浴在黑色火焰之中的手握菜刀面带微笑的丽莎阿姨颤抖的声音。 „ahh —— ——!!” “啊啊啊————！！” The pitiful yell sound spreads from the small tent...... 惨叫声从小小的帐篷里面扩散出去…… ******************************************************************************************************** ******************************************************************************************************** Today a little small catching up, but after the revision , the actual number of words is 5400 +, has not flickered everyone one cent. 今天有点小小的赶,不过修改后实际字数是5400+,没忽悠大家一分钱的。