******************************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************************* „?!” “哦？！” Listened to my such saying, everyone came the god, particularly Hans, was the two eyes illumination, I guessed weakness that in front of this fellow displayed, was not because exhausted, stemming from felt about the redundant unceasing fight mostly bored. 听我这么一说,大家都来神了,尤其是汉斯,更是两眼发光,我猜这家伙前面所表现出来的乏力,并不是因为疲惫,多半是出于对重复不断的战斗感到无聊吧。 „Un, is this, you study me............ both hands to intersect in the chest front...... right like, is this, then a racket, lifts again, three movements, each movement read a character...... like, blue ~ blue ~ road ~” “嗯,是这样的,你学着我……像这样……双手交叉在胸前……对,就是这样,然后一拍,再举起来,三个动作,每一个动作念一个字……像这样,蓝~蓝~路~” „Is this magic? Has not felt the magic to fluctuate.” “这是魔法吗？没有感受到魔法波动呀。” After seeing I complete this „strangely” magic, everyone is dumbfounded. 见我完成这个“怪异”的魔法之后,大家目瞪口呆。 „Ahem, therefore I said that this magic is not simple, cannot treat it by the common sense.” “哼哼,所以我才说这个魔法不简单,不能以常理待之。” My both hands hold the chest, latter was supine the upper part to let chair two hind leg independent haunched the body complete weight, being as deep as a well look at people one eyes. 我双手抱胸,后仰着上半身让椅子两条后腿独立支撑起身体全部重量,高深莫测的看了众人一眼。 „Always feels that so-called 【Old library manager】 Very suspicious, moreover you had said before this magic isn't simple? Will not lose anything in any case, I try for the time being.” “总觉得那个所谓的【旧图书室管理员】十分可疑,而且你之前有说过这个魔法不简单吗？也罢,反正不会失去什么,我姑且试一试。” Thought probably was deceived was also no harm, Hans puzzled grabs to think, the nod, then stands from the chair, deep breath one breath, both hands overlapping in chest/heart. 大概是觉得被骗了也没什么坏处,汉斯困惑的抓着头想了想,点头,然后噌一声从椅子上站起来,深呼吸一口气,双手交叉于胸。 „Blue ~~” “蓝~~” Gathers 11 rackets in the chest front gently. 在胸前轻轻合十一拍。 „Blue ~~” “蓝~~” Both hands hold up high. 双手高高举起。 „Road ~~” “路~~” „......” “……” Nearby dozens vision gather on Hans, one after another is dumbfounded, even the ale in mouth leaks from the corners of the mouth suddenly unconsciously. 附近数十道目光聚集在汉斯身上,一个个目瞪口呆,连嘴巴里的麦酒从嘴角漏出来都恍然不觉。 „As if no effect......, Brother Wu Fan?!!” “似乎没什么效果……咦,吴凡老弟？！！” I have poured under the table smile to lie. 我已经倒在桌底下笑趴了。 What a pity, if puts on make-up again, puts on a set of clown to take and scarlet boots, was more perfect. 可惜,要是再化化妆,穿套小丑服和一双大红靴子,就更完美了。 At this time, in addition stiff is maintaining Hans who lifted up high both hands movement, discovered that more and more gathered at oneself vision, the complexion changed, grabbing chest that as if not gasp for breath was depressed. 这时候,尚且僵硬的维持着高举双手动作的汉斯,才发现越来越多聚集在自己身上的目光,脸色一变,似乎喘不过气来般闷闷的抓着胸口。 „Hateful, thinks was deceived also no loss, why I thought that lost anything.” “可恶,原本以为被骗了也没什么损失,为什么我还是觉得失去了点什么。” „Lost as the value of person the idiot, hahahaha ~~ ~” “失去了作为人的价值呀白痴,哇哈哈哈哈哈~~~” Ricken points at Hans to laugh. 里肯指着汉斯大笑。 „I fought you!!” “我跟你拼了！！” Mood depressed Hans sees old enemy towards oneself to taunt for the first time, in the heart gets angry gets up, a Ricken who seizes greedily will smile to pull out knocks down, the enemy of two potential with water and fire rolls to wrestle immediately. 心情正郁闷的汉斯乍一见老对头朝自己冷嘲热讽,不由心中怒起,一个饿虎扑食将笑抽的里肯扑倒在地,两个势同水火的敌人立刻滚地扭打起来。 Let me not expect those who is, although this matter has uncovered temporarily, but other Bagg party start to show talent for the first time in the western kingdom, after becoming top adventurer party that numerous adventurer look up , was also raised, therefore at that time in the western kingdom is Hans of Boss rank, nickname that the back li (0.5 km) were many a blue road. 让我没有预料到的是,这件事虽然暂时揭过,但是等汉巴格小队开始在西部王国崭露头角,成为众多冒险者所仰视的顶尖冒险者小队以后,又被重新提起,于是那时候在西部王国已经是老大级别的汉斯,背后里多了一个蓝蓝路的外号。 Does not pay attention to wrestle one group of Chief two on the ground, I fall the vision side, on petite girl who that is covering cape cap. 不理会在地上扭打成一团的两个队长,我将目光落到旁边,那个盖着斗篷帽子的娇小女孩身上。 From the beginning, this little fellow is staring at me in side, conceals that although the vision shades faintly under cap, however the adventurer intuition chatted can it be that so obvious gaze I, if the discovery, were inferior that killed to feel better. 从一开始,这小家伙就在旁边盯着我,虽然目光隐隐蔽蔽的藏在帽子下面,但是冒险者的直觉岂是说笑,如此明显的注视我要是发现不了,不如一头撞死好过了。 „flatter colored glaze can, the body also endure?” “阿琉斯,身体还吃得消吗？” I am not a little able to imagine, this just like the 15-16 -year-old delicate young girl common petite body, frail fine one type so long as if falls the feeling that a tumble will break gently, unexpectedly can in ten-day almost watch in the fight to live through. 我有点无法想象,这具宛如15-16岁纤弱少女一般的娇小身体,单薄精致的给人一种仿佛只要轻轻摔上一跤就会破碎的感觉,居然能够在长达十天的几近不眠不休战斗中熬过来。 „......” “……” Puts down cape cap gently, the flame long hair of running water beauty falls with cap, suddenly, flatter colored glaze seemed lingered by innumerable dancing in the breeze the elf of flame is being same, making people at present one bright, only thought that continually all around scenery with her long hair and appearance exposes, but beautiful many. 轻轻将斗篷帽子放下,流水般丽质的火焰长发随着帽子倾洒下来,一刹那间,阿琉斯就仿佛被无数飘舞的炎之精灵萦绕着一样,让人不由眼前一亮,只觉得连四周的景色都随着她的长发和容颜展露而明媚了不少。 Lifted that petite fine cheek, flatter colored glaze looked at my one eyes stupidly, then, whistling selected like the small creature common exquisite head. 抬起那张娇小精致的脸蛋,阿琉斯呆头呆脑的看了我一眼,然后,像小动物一般小巧的脑袋呼呼点了起来。 „Not, tired, stands on the wall, draws, draws, whistling, draws ~~” “不怎么,累,站在墙上,拉弓,拉弓,呼呼的,拉弓~~” Might try hard to make me understand general, this little spoiled female is pinching the thumb and index finger, started the movement of drawing, then the eye glittered to let my absolutely terrified exciting ray. 像是要努力让我明白一般,这小腐女捏着拇指和食指,做起了拉弓的动作,然后眼睛闪烁起了让我毛骨悚然的兴奋光芒。 „Everyone, sways the blood and sweat, the man, the friendship, flatter colored glaze, is extremely affected, inspiration, many, inspiration.” “大家,挥洒血汗,男人的,友情,阿琉斯,万分感动,灵感,很多的,灵感。” „......” “……” Why should be obviously warrior is bathed in blood to exert to wrestle, sends out at risk of life the Shout Asura battlefield, dies the spoiled female mouth to say from this, in my mind will cannot help but change to the innumerable skin oil palm shining bare male, is swaying the sweat, does the solid muscle of uneven extrude mutually in together and sends out the scene of disgusting moan? 为什么明明应该是一副战士浴血奋搏,发出拼死呐喊的修罗战场,从这死腐女嘴里说出来,我的脑海里就会不由自主的改成无数皮肤油棕发亮的裸男,挥洒着汗水,块块凹凸的结实肌肉互相挤压在一起并发出恶心呻吟的场面呢？ ...... Is this in the legend the spoiled female aura effect?! 难道……这就是传说之中腐女光环效应？！ „Yes, was too moving.” “是啊,太令人感动了。” When Paladin Baal and Sorcerer Zilla and the others, recall the city gate bloody battle that protects at risk of life, that the sentiment of comrade blooms, scratched the moist corner of the eye, ice piece same Assassin Gris also nods gently. 圣骑士巴尔、巫师基拉等人,回忆起城门血战时那拼死保护,战友之情绽放的一幕幕,不由擦了擦湿润的眼角,就连冰块一样的刺客格里斯也轻轻点了点头。 These fellows, if can understand that the flatter colored glaze those words the true meaning, does not know what splendid expression will show? 这些家伙,如果能明白阿琉斯那句话的真正含义,不知道会露出什么精彩表情呢？ Originally wants to extract the volume paper drum to give the dying spoiled female to come a severe warning, but thinks that I gave up, the putrescence of this fellow does not carve in the mind, but irons in the soul, regardless of pats uselessly many time with the volume paper drum. 本来想抽出卷纸筒给着死腐女来一记当头棒喝,不过想想我还是放弃了,这家伙的腐性不是刻在脑海里,而是烙在灵魂上,无论用卷纸筒拍多少次都没用。 „Ok, is all right well.” “算了,没事就好。” Changes to use the hand to caress in her head that flame long hair gently, saw comfortable narrows the eye, resembles the kitten generally flatter colored glaze who the head rubs, I suddenly thought that occasionally should also care about this little fellow, how saying that was also called so many masters, although I have never acknowledged. 改而用手轻轻在她头上那炎色长发抚着,看到舒服的眯起眼睛,似小猫一般将脑袋蹭过来的阿琉斯,我突然觉得偶尔也该关心一下这小家伙,怎么说也被叫了那么多声师父,虽然我从未承认过。 The issue is how is to care? Right, starts from the most basic communication, like the friend, chats daily family activity anything mutually, therefore, my flood frank smile, gently a racket on the flatter colored glaze slender shoulder. 问题是怎么才算关心？对了,从最基本的沟通开始吧,就像朋友一样,互相聊聊家常什么的,于是,我泛起爽朗的笑容,轻轻在阿琉斯的纤细肩膀上一拍。 „Yo, flatter colored glaze does, a person do stuffily here, might as well say that to me these days experience, had what feelings and so on.” “哟,阿琉斯,一个人闷在这里干什么呢,不如给我说说这几天的经历吧,有什么感触之类的。” „Experience...... feelings?” “经历……感触？” flatter colored glaze raised the head, in the ample beautiful vision emits the innumerable question marks, then lowers the head to think, thinks, thinking...... 阿琉斯抬起头,盈满的美丽目光里冒出无数问号,然后低头思索起来,思索起来,思索…… After five minutes. 五分钟过后。 Thinking...... 思索…… „......” “……” Almost forgot, this fellow is not good at speaking, moreover understands four character true words techniques, like this asked that was not equal to makes a cripple run hundred meters flier? 差点忘记了,这家伙不擅长说话,而且还深谙四字真言术,这样问不就等于让一个瘸子去跑百米飞人么？ Must think that means recover. 得想个办法补救一下。 „Right, simple, with your method, said next two days story was enough simply.” Wasted seven minutes of ponder time after flatter colored glaze, I am better late than never to say. “对了,简单一点,用你的方法,简单说一下这两天的见闻就行了。”在阿琉斯浪费了七分钟的思考时间后,我亡羊补牢道。 „Simple, flatter colored glaze, method?” “简单,阿琉斯的,方法？” flatter colored glaze continues to lower the head to chant in a low voice, crossed for probably three minutes, when I do not start patiently, her sudden racket palm, little reveals what sentiment cheek, high and low selected. 阿琉斯继续低头低吟起来,过了大概三分多钟,就在我开始不耐烦的时候,她突然一拍掌心,甚少流露出什么感情的脸蛋,上下点了起来。 flatter colored glaze exquisite finger by bar wall direction city gate direction. 阿琉斯的小巧手指透过酒吧墙壁指向城门方向。 „The day before yesterday, saw, dry corpse.” “前天,看到了,干尸。” Then, referred to underground. 然后,指了指地下。 „Yesterday, was the sandworm.” “昨天,是沙虫。” Finally, the lovable small finger points to me. 最后,可爱的小指头直指向我。 „Today, is a teacher.” “今天,是老师。” „Jumbles together the bastard me and sandworm dry corpse!!” “不要把我和沙虫干尸混为一谈呀混蛋！！” Clear combo whips to resound, flatter colored glaze both hands hold the head to squat in underground, is rolling up the trembling tender body, exudes the pupil tearful eyes of moisture to look tearfully I sob to ask. 清脆的连击拍打响起,阿琉斯双手抱着脑袋蹲在地下,蜷缩着瑟瑟发抖的娇躯,泛着湿气的眸子泪眼汪汪的看着我抽泣问道。 „Complained, complained?” “吐槽,是吐槽？” pā resounds again. 啪的一声再次响起。 „Shut up, this is I evades the important questions for the easy.” “闭嘴,这已经是我避重就轻了。” You may probably make clear, the place that just these words may complain were too many, I go all out to endure, like picks up a that only grain of sand in the stone pile, but looked for a lightest point attack. 你可要搞清楚,刚刚那些话可吐槽的地方实在太多了,我可是拼命忍着,就像在石头堆里挑出那唯一的一粒沙子,只是找了一个最轻点攻击而已。 Really, making this only dying spoiled female let success go to the head is wrong, must have the initiative to be good. 果然,让这只死腐女太得意忘形是错误的,必须掌握主动权才行。 „Said, lets matter that you make 100 friends, now completes how?” “说起来,让你交一百个朋友的事,现在完成的怎么样了？” Devil director -type is whipping the volume paper drum on hand layer on layer/heavily, I occupy a commanding position, look bad looks at the opposite party. 魔鬼教导主任式的重重拍打着手上的卷纸筒,我居高临下,神色不善的看着对方。 Originally thinks oneself such a asked that the body that this little spoiled female will tremble shrinks to the corner, never expected that she actually stands suddenly, pā pā pā on clothes/armor several, raised the head, like only proud big bai'e very gets up cultivates the beautiful neck fairly, as if she handled what very extraordinary matter, using the vision of taking undeserved credit to look to oneself. 本来以为自己这么一问,这小腐女会更加将自己瑟瑟发抖的身体缩到角落里去,没想到她却突然站起来,啪啪的在衣服上啪了几下,抬起头,像只骄傲的大白鹅似的挺起白皙修美的颈项,仿佛她做了什么十分了不起的事情,用着邀功的目光看向自己。 She pulled out pulling out in the pocket of cape, the small hand turns, on the palm holds four feet to support the place the thing. 她在斗篷的口袋里掏了掏,小手一翻,掌心上托着一只四脚撑地的玩意。 „Does the wool!” “搞毛呀！” I rub the eyes, looks again to her palm, that thing as if to me „kaw ~~ caw caw ~~” how many called, was I presented the auditory hallucination? 我揉了揉眼睛,再次看向她的掌心,那玩意似乎对我“呱~~呱呱~~”的叫了几声,是我出现了幻听吗？ „Sand frog, the systematic name foot uncut jade, distributes , the oasis region, by the insect, is the food, small, fish, with scorpion, can eat.” “沙蛙,学名趾璞,分布于,绿洲地带,以虫子,为食,小一点,的鱼,和蝎子,也能吃。” flatter colored glaze thinks that I do not know, in nearby rhythmical explanation. 阿琉斯以为我不知道,在一旁有板有眼的解释起来。 „No, I meant why this thing will appear here?” “不,我的意思是说,这玩意为什么会出现在这里？” I rubbed the forehead, oneself present is having a dream. 我揉了揉额头,难道自己现在是在做梦。 „Friend, flatter colored glaze.” Very affirmative tone. “朋友,阿琉斯的。”十分肯定的语气。 „Looked to be able two foot erectness to say the friend of logical expression to me the bastard!” “给我找能两脚直立说人话的朋友呀混蛋！” pā, curls the paper drum to have the unprecedented strength to rap ruthlessly on flatter colored glaze present. 啪一声,卷纸筒带着前所未有的力道狠狠敲击在阿琉斯头上。 „caw caw ~~” “呱呱~~” Rides flatter colored glaze to hold a calling out in grief empty space, her palm that sand frog jumps suddenly, flees from her hand. 乘着阿琉斯抱头悲鸣的空当,她掌心那只沙蛙猛然一蹦,从她手中逃离。 „wū ~~, wū ~~, kaw too ~~” “呜哇~~,呜哇~~,呱太~~” flatter colored glaze by the OTZ posture kneels down, small hand weak extends to the direction that only sand Wa runs away, as to keep hold of general the opposite party with this sorrowful posture. 阿琉斯以OTZ的姿势跪倒在地,小手无力的向那只沙蛙逃窜的方向伸去,仿佛想用这种悲哀的姿势将对方挽留下来一般。 „......” “……” Filled to complain the point name to take continually...... 连充满吐槽点的名字都已经取好了么…… „Why......” “为什么……” Look 【kaw too】 Hopping along, wishes one could running away of fast long several leg, flatter colored glaze is greatly disappointed. 看着【呱太】一蹦一跳,恨不得多长几条腿的飞快逃窜,阿琉斯大受打击。 „......” “……” This is not the obvious matter, trading to do is I day in day out by stops up in the total darkness cape pocket, I also run. 这不是明摆着的事情么,换做是我一天到晚被塞在暗无天日的斗篷口袋里,我也跑。 I continue to complain in the one side. 我继续在一旁吐槽。 „Chirp ——!!” “叽——！！” Escapes kaw too, was exactly healthy to turn around the Barbarian shoe sole that to overlap because of the landing flash and some in one, immediately the bloody water scattered...... 逃跑中的呱太,身体在落地一瞬间和某个恰恰好转身的野蛮人的鞋底重叠在了一起,顿时血水四溅…… „...... ahh......” “啊……啊啊……” Sends the insignificant calling out in grief syllable, flatter colored glaze is gradually petrifying. 发着无意义的悲鸣音节,阿琉斯逐渐石化。 „Do not be disheartened, the gravity head starts.” I do not know whether to laugh or cry patted her shoulder. “别丧气,重头开始吧。”我哭笑不得的拍了拍她的肩膀。 How can I say, this also too happy point. 怎么说呢,这也太欢乐点了吧。 *************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** The work hours, under the nose of Super Unique issued that ~~ today was the last day of the month, the monthly ticket remains also uselessly, scattered slightly for seven, in addition will ask next month guaranteeing a minimum monthly ticket. 上班时间,在BOSS的眼皮底下发布~~今天是月末最后一天了,月票留着也没用,都撒给小七吧,另求下月的保底月票。