Arrived the flatter colored glaze explanation, I have tears streaming down the face on first hearing immediately, without a doubt, this dying spoiled female just by Beryl's illusion, fell into inside easily, was surrounded by the starfish like some starfish young girl is being same, if were not I just broke her, she may have the spoiled dream here, until dying of thirst to starve to death also perhaps. 乍一听到阿琉斯的解释,我顿时泪流满面,毫无疑问,这个死腐女刚刚被贝利尔的幻境,轻而易举的陷入了里面,就如同某只海星少女被海星包围着一样,如果不是我刚刚打断她,她或许会在这里一直做着腐梦,直到渴死饿死也说不定。 „, Teacher, is unhappy?” “难道,老师,不开心吗？” flatter colored glaze grabs the fist tightly, an imposing manner full appearance. 阿琉斯紧抓着拳头,一副气势满满的样子。 „I am happy, I am very happy.” “我开心,我很开心。” I am flowing the son tears, while responds to say. 我一边流着男儿泪,一边应着说道。 My happy wants to hang upside down tree last three days and three nights you. 我开心的都想将你倒吊树上三天三夜了。 „.” “啊。” flatter colored glaze as if discovered anything. 阿琉斯仿佛又发现了什么。 „Beryl, Teacher , has been defeated?” “贝利尔,老师,已经,打败了？” She is thinking now this time goal, pinches is still overflowing the nosebleed nose unceasingly, because does not like speaking seems stiff, the short tonality that the deficient sentiment fluctuates, holds one's nose in addition the created jar sound jar air/Qi, how composed one type sounded lets the person impolite tone. 她现在才想着这次的目的,捏着还在不断溢出鼻血的鼻子,因为不喜欢说话而显得生硬,缺乏感情波动的短促音调,加上捏着鼻子所造成的瓮声瓮气,组成了一种听起来让人怎么不客气的语气。 „What tone you are, is ordering me?” “你这是什么语气,是在命令我吗？” Therefore, my grabbing opportunity without hesitation, takes out the flatter colored glaze exclusive artifact —— volume paper drum, patted toward the opposite party head on ruthlessly. 所以,我毫不犹豫的抓着机会,取出阿琉斯专用神器——卷纸筒,狠狠往对方脑袋上拍了下去。 „wū wū ~~, do not pat, do not pat, pats again, just, inspiration, did not have.” “呜呜~~,不要拍,不要拍,再拍,刚刚的,灵感,又没了。” flatter colored glaze sees oneself difficult adversary for the first time, holds one's nose continually could not attend, both hands protect the head racket to keep off carelessly, the probably suddenly frightened squirrel, turns around runs, I naturally lifted up high the volume paper drum to pursue. 阿琉斯乍一见自己的克星,连捏着鼻子都顾不得了,双手护着脑袋胡乱拍挡着,像是被突然惊吓的松鼠般,掉头就跑,我自然高举着卷纸筒追了上去。 „pā pā pā ——” the clear sound, resounds in the forest unceasingly, some little time stops. “啪啪啪——”的清脆声音,不断在森林中响起,好一会儿才停下来。 „wū wū, forgot, forgot, 0%, 68, 0.25, Teacher, is Demon!” “呜呜,忘了,忘了,百分之,六十八,点二五,老师,是恶魔！” In the red eye socket, bringing the miserable tears, flatter colored glaze to squat on the ground, both hands holds the head, a submitting to punishment appearance, until confirming me stopped the attack, covers the head, has turned head, another small hand is pointing at me straightly. 通红的眼眶中,带着楚楚可怜的泪水,阿琉斯蹲在地上,双手抱头,一副伏法的模样,直到确认我停止了攻击,才一手护头,回过头,另一只小手笔直的指着我。 The words saying, actually I want to complain, 68.25 this numbers, actually flatter colored glaze how results. 话说,其实我想吐槽一下,68.25这个数字,阿琉斯究竟是如何得出来的。 „Who made you hold one's nose to speak, words that wants to ask to me tone sincerely, was this fundamental reason of personhood understands?” “谁让你捏着鼻子说话了,想问的话就给我语气真诚一点,这是做人的基本道理懂吗？” Looks at flatter colored glaze like the child, desperate is scratching the bloodstain on nose, I secretly titter. 看阿琉斯像小孩子一样,拼命的擦着鼻子上的血迹,我不由暗自偷笑。 „Then......” “那么……” With great difficulty flatter colored glaze who the bloodstain dries, exhibits a serious proper appearance to visit me, respectful and prudent good a ritual. 好不容易将血迹擦干的阿琉斯,摆出一副严肃正经的样子看着我,恭谨的行了一礼。 „Excuse me, Teacher, can tell, flatter colored glaze, Beryl, already quilt, Teacher, was defeated ?” “请问,老师,能告诉,阿琉斯,贝利尔,已经被,老师,打败了,吗？” „, What to do? Even you pleaded me like this, I do not want to say.” “诶,怎么办呢？就算你这样的恳求我,我也还是不想说呢。” flatter colored glaze: „......” 阿琉斯:“……” I: „Pū......( could not bear smile to make noise)” 我:“噗……(忍不住笑出声了)” „Order, is not good, plea, is not good, your outcome, wants to let, flatter colored glaze, how said that bastard!” “命令,也不行,恳求,也不行,你究竟,想让,阿琉斯,怎么说呀,混蛋！” the next moment, flatter colored glaze points at my nose to spit the mortise angrily. 下一刻,阿琉斯怒气冲冲的指着我的鼻子吐槽道。 Very good, but previous time had mentioned with her slightly a complaining main point, never expected that she touched the threshold quickly, worthily was I and other otaku natural enemy —— spoiled females. 哦哦,很不错嘛,只是上次稍微跟她提到过一次吐槽的要领,没想到她这么快就摸到了门槛,不愧是我等宅男的天敌——腐女是也。 What a pity...... 可惜…… „pā” a clear sound, flatter colored glaze holds to squat again, trembles. “啪”的一声清脆声响,阿琉斯再次抱头蹲地,瑟瑟发抖起来。 „Was too weak, if you cannot correct the problem of biting one's tongue, that can only remain at this level for a lifetime.” “太弱了,如果你不能将咬舌头的毛病纠正过来,那一辈子都只能停留在这种层次。” I the volume paper drum in hand pā pā that pats make noise, at the same time the severe lesson said. 我将手中的卷纸筒拍的啪啪作响,一边严厉的教训道。 „wū ~~” “呜~~” From flatter colored glaze present there of squatting place, passes on together the dangerous vision earnestly, seemed saying, wait and see, one day, flatter colored glaze, will be defeated, your. 从埋头蹲地的阿琉斯那里,传过来一道险恶的目光,仿佛在说,等着瞧吧,总有一天,阿琉斯,会打败,你的。 Meaning that this fellow, even transmits, doesn't forget to put stop? In some sense, this can also be an alternative complains the way. 这家伙,连传达过来的意思,也不忘记放上停顿吗？某种意义上来说,这也能算是一种另类吐槽方式了。 Perhaps, I am training a future to become the fearful enemy who the small spirit has like that now also perhaps, in the throat rumble swallows one, I use the vigilant vision to take a look at flatter colored glaze. 或许,我现在正在培养一个将来能成为小幽灵那般存在的可怕敌人也说不定,喉咙里咕噜的咽下一声,我用警惕的目光打量着阿琉斯。 Thinks when the time comes, complained the saintess, complained the spoiled female, did not need and other Three Prime Evils to launch an attack, Dark Continent has possibly collapsed in their jointly , was really fearful. 想想到时候,一个吐槽圣女,一个吐槽腐女,不用等三魔神发难,暗黑大陆可能就已经崩溃于她们的联手之中,实在是太可怕了。 „Good, Beryl indeed had died, we go back.” “好了好了,贝利尔的确已经死了,我们回去吧。” After obtaining my answer, flatter colored glaze chicken pecking meter/rice un un the point began, follows behind the buttocks. 得到我的答复以后,阿琉斯小鸡啄米似的嗯嗯点起头,跟在了屁股后面。 As if, this fellow has not cared about my status, or strength, for example special existence of Little Snow and Toxic Creeper, I had not explained, she had not asked that just this one asked that only cares about itself, thinks of here, I show a faint smile, suddenly somewhat understood flatter colored glaze. 似乎,这家伙从来就没有在乎过我的身份,或者实力,比如说小雪和剧毒花藤的特殊存在,我没解释,她也没有多问,刚刚有此一问,仅仅是关心自己罢了,想到这里,我不禁微微一笑,突然有些了解阿琉斯了。 flatter colored glaze that is relative to Dark Continent, the quite strange hobby, lets her since childhood in own close world, silently is living only own life alone, except for becoming a practice of Class Transferor, with surplus time consumptions on own fondness, almost not and other thing contacts. 阿琉斯那相对于暗黑大陆来说,相当古怪的嗜好,让她从小就在自己的封闭世界里面,默默的独自过着只属于自己的生活,除了成为一名转职者的练习,和将剩余的时间消耗在自己的喜好上,几乎没怎么和外界的其他事物接触。 This point, looked before flatter colored glaze, has used the black cape and cap, oneself and isolation, one year also said no that on a few words, can realize clearly, she is one immerses in oneself world, the life is obviously secluded from the world in the bustling streets, very thorough spoiled female in dwelling, by the Berserk degree, my senior dwelling must candidly admit defeat. 这一点,看阿琉斯之前一直用黑色斗篷和帽子,将自己和外界隔离,一年也说不上一句话,就可以清楚的认识到,她是一个沉浸在自己的世界中,明明生活在闹市却与世隔绝,宅的十分彻底的腐女,论狂热程度,就连我这个资深宅也得甘拜下风。 Therefore not difficult to imagine, such flatter colored glaze, character actually very pure, like the child, naturally, pure that I said that referred to except the other aspects of spoiled thought that this died these novels that spoiled female wrote, inside content and pure differed the long distance to be far, even if put the original world is forbids to disseminate that type. 因此不难想象,这样的阿琉斯,性格其实十分的单纯,就像小孩子一样,当然,我所说的单纯,指的是除开腐思想的其他方面,这死腐女所写的那些小说,里面的内容和单纯可是相差了十万八千里远,就算是放到原来世界都是禁止传播那种。 The lonely life in own world, the thought is pure, and as ordinary girl's that part, is longing for found one to understand own fondness, has the common interest with, can get rid of the lonely friend slightly, this is real flatter colored glaze. 孤独的生活在自己的世界之中,思想单纯,并且作为普通女孩的那一部分,渴望着找到一个能够理解自己的喜好,和自己有共同话题,可以稍稍摆脱寂寞的朋友,这就是真实的阿琉斯。 Therefore is very unfortunate, I was given in the dependence by this fellow. 于是很不幸,我被这家伙给依赖上了。 Tragedy!! 悲剧呀！！ Quick, I recall Little Snow and Toxic Creeper, vanishes with flatter colored glaze in Syre forest. 很快,我召回小雪和剧毒花藤,和阿琉斯消失在赛尔贝森林。 On road that the camp goes back, Ricken party that we meet, meets for first time me to walk with flatter colored glaze in the same place, Ricken this white beard grandfather, immediately shows the sad expression. 在营地回去的路上,我们遇到的里肯小队,乍见我和阿琉斯走在一起,里肯这个白胡子老爷爷,立刻露出悲戚的表情。 „Brother Alsace, can't you only resist that to be dead finally honey trap of fly? Then from now, we were the hostile teams.” “阿尔萨斯老弟,你终于还是没能抵抗得了那只死苍蝇的美人计吗？那么从此以后,我们就是敌对队伍了。” „No, you misunderstood, without that matter.” “不,你误会了,没有那回事。” I subconsciously with volume racket of paper drum on toward the flatter colored glaze head, but this time, flatter colored glaze as usual, has not held to squat immediately, like forced into dead angle the small hamster of trembling to be the same by the poisonous snake, but is still looking at dumbly silently, buries own face in the cap shadow. 我下意识的用卷纸筒往阿琉斯脑袋上一拍,不过这一次,阿琉斯并没有像以往一样,立刻抱头蹲地,像被毒蛇逼入死角的瑟瑟发抖的小仓鼠一般,而是依然默默地呆立着,将自己的脸庞埋没在帽子阴影之中。 This fellow, in the face of others is such being able to let loose. 这家伙,在其他人面前还是如此的放不开呢。 „No, I thought that this is you will soon join the best proof of Bagg party.” “不,我觉得这就是你即将加入汉巴格小队的最好证明。” Ricken points at me to use the volume paper drum to whip flatter colored glaze nod of that but the opposite party actually withstands silently, affirmative saying, other KFC party five people, make an effort. 里肯指着我用卷纸筒拍打阿琉斯而对方却默默承受的一幕,肯定的说道,肯德基小队其他五人,也用力的点了点头。 „You did not believe even, I must return to the unit in any case probably quickly, temporarily said goodbye with you.” “你们不信就算了,反正我大概很快就要归队,暂时和你们道别了。” „Oh?” “哦？” Ricken complied with one, relaxes at heart slightly, Alsace's strength he has experienced, if joined Bagg party, oneself could forever by sworn enemy forcing one. 里肯应了一声,心里微微松了一口气,阿尔萨斯的实力他可是见识过,要是加入了汉巴格小队,那自己可能就要永远被死对头力压一头了。 „Brother Alsace's team, I also really wants to experience, has a look to be able with the brother party person, is actually what terrifying fellow.” “阿尔萨斯老弟的队伍,我还真想见识一下,看看能和老弟组队的人,究竟是些什么样的恐怖家伙。” „haha, where has is so exaggerating, is only Paladin that the friend you said that Barbarian, Amazon, altogether four people, later had the opportunity I to give you one by one to introduce......” “哈哈,哪有老兄你说的那么夸张,只是一个圣骑士,一个野蛮人,一个亚马逊,一共四个人而已,以后有机会我给你一一介绍好了……” After saying, my hollow laugh several, if really has such opportunity, when the time comes Brother Ricken you may not frighten wet pants are good. 说完以后,我干笑了几声,如果真有这样的机会,到时候里肯老兄你可千万别吓得尿裤子才好。