...... …… As otaku, once specialized otaku, some lot could not avoid. 作为一位宅男,一位曾经的专业性宅男,有很多事情也是避免不了的。 For example was attracted by the title party, the result point went in looks is blind immediately the dog eye. 比如说被标题党所吸引,结果点进去一看立刻瞎了狗眼。 For example as a specialized suspension party, for benefits, but devastates with total concentration is suspending broadcasting the key, finally the picture flashes, the subconscious click suspension, the picture frames on picture that in muscle and chest wool compose, therefore the dog eye met with a disaster again. 比如说作为一个专业的暂停党,为了福利而聚精会神的蹂躏着暂停播放键,结果画面一闪,下意识的点击暂停,画面定格在一幅肌肉和胸毛组成的图片上,狗眼因此再次遭殃。 In an argument, was devastated full by the spoiled female for example again, but has to hold the idea of nothing venture nothing gain, to deeply understand the enemy in order to defeat it next time, but suppresses the blind dog to see anything. 再比如说在一场争论中,被腐女蹂躏了个饱,而不得不抱着不入虎穴焉得虎子的想法,为了深入了解敌人以便下次将其击败,而强忍着瞎狗眼看一些什么什么。 Naturally, compared with the panda rarer doing base dwelling, lacks the research to this kind of rare animals as non- lifeform specialized oneself, therefore elaborated inconveniently. 当然,还有比大熊猫更稀有的搞基宅,作为非生物专业的本人缺乏对此类珍稀动物的研究,因此不便论述。 In brief, more or less, is willing not to want, will contact some spoiled thing, the coming out rivers and lakes mix, where can not be stabbed? 总之,或多或少,无论是愿意还是不愿意,也会接触到一些腐物,出来江湖混,哪能不挨刀呢？ However I have not thought that took 1/100000 sizes of oneself brain cell merely, had almost forgotten the blind dog eye to remember, will apply at this kind of time unexpectedly. 但是我没想到,那仅仅占用了自己一个脑细胞的十万分之一大小,已经被遗忘得差不多的瞎狗眼记忆,竟然会在这种时候派上用场。 From another perspective, this is also a life big tragedy, why as senior otaku I, in the content that Dark Continent does do missionary work for the first time can be unexpectedly the spoiled thing the bastard?!! 从另外一个角度来看,这也是一场人生大悲剧,为什么身为资深宅男的我,第一次在暗黑大陆传教的内容竟然会是腐物呀混蛋？！！ Passes through like uneven to other star gracefully, worked as the monster there, no longer jumped the ticket instead to play to run away too TM like the storm to talk nonsense ahh ahh!!! 就像凹凸曼穿越到别的星球,在那里当起了怪兽,就像暴雪不再跳票反而玩起了偷跑一样太TM胡扯了啊啊啊啊啊！！！ When three people of Hans who puts down to suffocate, turns head, with on the verge of collapse I who walk to. 当三人放下奄奄一息的汉斯,回过头来,正和摇摇欲坠的走回来的我正对上。 „Well, Brother Alsace, your unexpectedly is well?” “咦,阿尔萨斯老弟,你竟然平安无事？” Ricken has the intense doubts tone to ask, that is pair of a vision that is full of seeking knowledge to long. 里肯带着强烈的疑惑口气问道,那是一双充满了求知渴望的目光。 Ok, I have been disinclined to complain him „unexpectedly” the intention of two character. 算了,我已经懒得去吐槽他“竟然”两个字的用意了。 Here looks, Ricken looks at another side, discovered that Hannah as if came under any serious attack, the knees kneel, two are supporting the upper part, a rush of blood to the head red dazzling long hair lets fall, blocked from her face. 这边瞧了瞧,里肯将目光放到另外一边,发现汉娜似乎受到了什么严重的打击般,正双膝跪地,两手支撑着上半身,一头火红色的耀眼长发垂落下去,遮住了她的面庞。 The vision returns to at present on this Brother Alsace again, the energy attack that he comes under seems to be more miserable, the entire form assumes the etiolation, seems like the pencil sketch, only with a sketchy human form outline that the light black line outlined. 目光再回到眼前这位阿尔萨斯老弟身上,他受到的精神打击似乎更惨一些,整个身影都呈苍白化,就好像是铅笔素描,只用淡淡的黑色线条勾勒出来的一个粗略的人形轮廓般。 Although not greatly yes what's the matter, but this aspect, how saw that should be mutually wounded is right, but Brother Alsace is really also great, although ends up this appearance, but how to say also success stopped the violent to walk Hannah , the matter that this was even/including Zixiao and Hannah grew up together Hans who cannot achieve. 虽然不大明白是怎么回事,但是这种局面,怎么看都应该是两败俱伤才对,不过阿尔萨斯老弟也真了不起,虽然落得这幅模样,但是怎么说也成功的制止了暴走的汉娜,这可是连自小和汉娜一起长大的汉斯也做不到的事情。 If he can achieve, initially did not need to plunge into the glacier, turned into one ice lumps. 他要是做得到的话,当初就不用跳入冰河里,变成一块冰坨坨了。 „Brother Alsace, you are all right.” “阿尔萨斯老弟,你没事吧。” Sees sitting that the opposite party keeps silent by bonfire, same is swaying the neck just like the deceased person, the thumb entered in the scarlet charcoal fire not to detect. 见对方默不作声的坐在篝火旁边,宛如死人一样摇晃着脖子,就连大拇指伸入了猩红的炭火里面都没有察觉到。 „...... Has not been all right, but...... was only loses took the person most important thing.” “没……没事,只是……只是失去了一些作为人最重要的东西罢了。” As just like puts out from the soul mouth, the vapid sentence, the last soul of opposite party within the body, seems to be also following these words, passes from the mouth together. 随着一声宛如从阴魂口中吐出的,毫无生气的语句,对方体内的最后一丝灵魂,似乎也跟随着这句话,从口中一起流逝。 This...... didn't this call to be all right? Three people of foreheads are in a cold sweat. 这……这不叫没事吧？三人额头冒出了冷汗。 „Brother Alsace, strong.” “阿尔萨斯老弟,坚强点。” Suppressed for a long time, Paladin Baal of good intention, said one not to look like the comfort finally the comfort words. 憋了许久,好心的圣骑士巴尔,总算说出了一句不怎么像安慰的安慰话。 „Un, is, this world anything, makes it destroy to consider as finished.” “嗯,是哈,这个世界什么的,就让它毁灭算了。” Three people: „......” 三人:“……” „Ended, Brother Alsace is not probably good.” “完了,阿尔萨斯老弟好像不行了。” Silent a moment later, three people hide in the one side quietly, whispers. 沉默片刻之后,三人悄悄躲在一旁,交头接耳起来。 „Can punch to awake him in the past?” “要不要过去将他揍醒？” After ganged up on a Hans refreshedly, in Zilla soul as if had anything to awaken generally, licked the tongue at this time, was ready to fight, some suggestions of being eager to try said. 爽快的群殴了一顿汉斯以后,基拉灵魂里仿佛有什么东西觉醒了一般,此时舔舔舌头,摩拳擦掌,有些跃跃欲试的建议道。 „Was careful that he puts the dog to nip you.” Ricken flips the supercilious look toward the opposite party. “小心他放狗咬你。”里肯朝对方翻了翻白眼。 Remembers heroic bearing of Little Two in battlefield, imagines again by four such Spirit Wolf, surrounding of grimacing in inside situation, Zilla shivers with fright, smiles embarrasedly, just awakened the soul of ignition, extinguishes rapidly. 想起小二在战场上的英姿,再想象一下自己被四只这样的鬼狼,呲牙咧嘴的包围在里面的情形,基拉打了个冷战,讪讪一笑,刚刚觉醒点燃的灵魂,迅速熄灭下去。 „Got drunk him simply, death ends all troubles, will wake up to have no issue tomorrow.” “干脆将他灌醉了,一了百了吧,明天醒来应该就没什么问题了。” Head not miraculous Paladin Baal, proposed one, although not creativity actually very practical means that immediately obtains other two people has agreed. 脑袋不怎么灵光的圣骑士巴尔,提出了一个虽然不怎么创意却十分实用的办法,立刻获得了另外两个人的一直首肯。 „That, Brother Alsace......” “那个,阿尔萨斯老弟……” When they reached an agreement, returns to by the bonfire, just wants to speak, when actually Hannah of discovery distant place in does not know, stood up, has been throwing over a beautiful long hair, the step firm walks directly toward here. 等他们商量好了,回到篝火旁边,正想说话,却发现远处的汉娜在不知道什么时候,已经站了起来,披着一头美丽长发,步伐坚定的径直朝这边走来。 Three people of groups that is wanting to open the mouth, cannot help but closed the mouth, the vision is pacing back and forth in two people unceasingly, in their eyes, another storm is fermenting. 正欲开口的三人组,不由自主的闭上了嘴巴,目光不断在两个人之间徘徊着,在他们眼中,另外一股暴风雨正在酝酿着。 „pā!” “啪！” In their dumbfounded looks, Hannah arrives in front of the opposite party, respectful kneeling sits, the palm pastes in the ground, the forehead is pasting the palm back, bowed good a big ritual. 在他们目瞪口呆的眼神中,汉娜来到对方面前,恭恭敬敬的跪坐下来,掌心贴在地面,额头贴着掌背,躬身行了一个大礼。 „Old...... fourth child!!” “老……老四！！” „......” “……” Three pairs of mouths, open in the flash become biggest. 三双嘴巴,在一瞬间张成最大。 Fourth child?! 老四？！ Actually this...... is this what god launches? Is Brother Alsace the Hannah separate many years of younger brothers? If so, that just that was also passable. 这……这究竟是什么神展开？难道说阿尔萨斯老弟是汉娜失散多年的弟弟？如果是这样的话,那刚刚那一幕,也就说得过去了。 Three people make up at present the named Alsace's man when the mind arbitrarily, young is separate with the parents, alone by oneself is crossing being destitute and homeless, asks to beg to live, miserable live that even has to fight for food with the wild dog, but this pitiful boy has not given up hoping, finally through own effort, becomes powerful adventurer that makes everyone look forward, and with the encouraging life that the family member has a reunion. 三人擅自在脑海里补完着眼前名为阿尔萨斯的男子,年幼时和父母失散,独自一个人过着流离失所,讨乞为生,甚至不得不和野狗争食的悲惨生活,但是这位可怜的男孩并未放弃希望,最终通过自己的努力,成为一名让所有人憧憬的强大冒险者,并和亲人重逢的励志人生。 „Was too affected, never expected that Brother Alsace, actually has so unknown pitiful in the past.” “太感动了,没想到阿尔萨斯老弟,竟然有着如此不为人知的悲惨过去。” Even, tears low Paladin Baal, already in the brain makes up arbitrarily, arbitrarily affected wiped the tears. 甚至,泪点较低的圣骑士巴尔,已经在擅自脑内补完以后,擅自感动的抹起了泪水。 Hey, your several bastards, do not tamper with my past in the mind arbitrarily!! 喂喂,你们几个混蛋,别擅自在脑海里篡改我的过去呀！！ You, right, is you, lets death spoiled female who my precious otaku self-respect comes under the serious damage attack, who was your fourth child, what actually you want to say was a teacher, even if knows that your one year spoke a few words rarely, therefore possibly caused to pronounce to have the issue, but will cause others' misunderstanding words I not to agree!! 还有你,对,就是你,让我那宝贵的宅男自尊心受到严重伤害打击的死腐女,谁是你的老四了,其实你想说的是老师吧,就算知道你一年难得说一句话,因此可能导致发音有问题,但是引起别人的误会的话我也是不会同意的！！ Hits to be up energy me reluctantly, immediately gives complaining that the opposite party was relentless, then the racket the knee, strikes an attitude to want. 勉强打起一点精神的我,立刻给予了对方毫不留情的吐槽,然后拍拍膝盖,作势欲起。 Really one of the nightmare, ok, earlier goes back to sleep, will wait to think how tomorrow again well should hypnosis, today's matter, thorough , basic forgetting will fall completely. 真是噩梦的一天呀,算了,早点回去睡觉吧,等明天再好好想想该怎么催眠自己,将今天的事情,彻底的,完全的,根本的忘记掉。 „Old...... teacher!” “老……老师！” When I am wanting to set out, lay to bend down in Hannah of place called one again, although a little stutter, but will pronounce to correct finally. 在我正欲起身的时候,趴伏在地的汉娜再次叫了一声,虽然有点结巴,但总算将发音纠正了过来。 Who? Who was your teacher?! 谁？谁是你的老师了？！ I depend, but also draws the bottom of pants leg? You because of not being able to obtain beloved toy child, but makes a tearful scene to the Sir? 我靠,还拉裤脚？你是因为得不到心爱的玩具而向大人哭闹的小孩吗？ The fair small hand who pastes shortly on the ground, extends at lightning speed , was gently firm with the thumb and index finger that cannot be pulled out pinches my bottom of pants leg, I went all out to turn the supercilious look. 眼看一只贴在地上的白皙小手,以迅雷不及掩耳的速度伸过来,轻轻的,却又牢不可拔的用拇指和食指捏上了我的裤脚,我不由拼命翻起了白眼。 „Old...... teacher, please receive to leave class hey Harrar ha......” “老……老师,请收下学嘿哈拉哈……” Everyone: „......” 所有人:“……” Just...... bites the tongue, this fellow a few words linked five characters unable to speak, bit own tongue!! 刚刚……是咬到了舌头吧,这家伙一句话连五个字都说不到,就咬到自己的舌头了！！ By the bonfire, four people including me, looks eats sorely spat a Hannah of tongue secretly, immediately fell into powerful speechless. 篝火旁边,包括我在内的四人,看着吃疼的偷偷吐了一下舌头的汉娜,顿时陷入了强大的无语中。 Look, this was one year says the fate of a few words rarely, good child because of not feeling but very imitated, otherwise finally unlucky. 看,这就是一年难得说一句话的下场,好孩子别因为觉得酷而去模仿,否则最后倒霉还是自己。 „Actually do you...... want to say what?” “你……究竟想说什么？” Roughly what although can guess correctly Hannah just those words to say is anything, but I am not willing to acknowledge, therefore can only open the mouth to ask. 虽然大致上能猜出汉娜刚刚那句话说的是什么,但我并不愿意承认,所以只能开口问道。 „Please...... please receive leaving class black wū ~~ wū wū ~~” “请……请收下学黑哈呜啊~~呜呜~~” Also bit! This fellow bit the tongue!! The same words bite the second time in the same place, can actually this have the powerful natural power?!!! 又咬了！这家伙又咬到舌头了！！同一句话在相同的地方咬上第二次,这究竟得有多强悍的天然力啊？！！！ If in my hand has one to complain the folding fan at this moment, definitely without hesitation pats ruthlessly toward the opposite party top of the head. 如果此时此刻我手中有一把吐槽折扇的话,肯定会毫不犹豫的狠狠往对方头顶上拍去。 „Slow...... takes your time, does not use anxiously.” “慢……慢慢来,不用急。” Looked that opposite party eats sore sticking out one's tongue, while shows the look of regret, in the eye socket even glittered the anxious tears, comforting that a suffering appearance of delicate young girl, I have not to know whether to laugh or cry. 看对方一边吃疼的吐着舌头,一边露出懊悔的神色,眼眶中甚至闪烁起了急切泪光,一副柔弱少女的委屈模样,我只好哭笑不得的安抚了一声。 The deep breath one breath, it seems like that this time was finally tranquil. 深呼吸一口气,看来这次是终于平静了下来。 „Teacher!” “老师！” The standard is clear, good good. 哦,标准清晰,不错不错。 „Please receive leaving class black wū ha......” “请收下学黑哈呜哈……” I: „......” 我:“……” Ricken: „......” 里肯:“……” Zilla: „......” 基拉:“……” Baal: „......” 巴尔:“……” Third time the young girl who bites the tongue, under the people speechless vision, the tears of being deliberately bad rushed to own tent. 第三次咬到舌头的少女,在众人无语的目光下,自暴自弃的泪奔回了自己的帐篷里面。 „Brother Alsace, I fell ill, why suddenly thought that the Hannah appearance...... was very lovable?” “阿尔萨斯老弟,我是不是生病了,为什么突然觉得汉娜刚才的样子……很可爱呢？” Ricken gawked half sound, muttered. 里肯愣了半响,才喃喃自语道。 Other two people nod in abundance. 其他二人纷纷点头。 „Congratulated your love.” “恭喜你们恋爱了。” My desert wooden congratulated opposite party one. 我漠无表情的恭喜了对方一句。 If the opposite party is not the spoiled female, this powerful natural characteristics, can indeed make my dwelling soul burn, what a pity this is only if, all lovable hypotheses, will become under the spoiled female this premise will not have gloomily up. 如果对方不是腐女的话,这种强大的天然属性,的确能让我的宅魂燃烧一下,可惜这只是如果,一切可爱的设定,在腐女这个前提下都会变得暗淡无光。 Ok, sleeps, after best sleep/felt, can forget today's matter entirely, had a yawn, I abandon three being in a daze grown men, changes to the tent directly. 算了,睡觉去吧,最好一觉以后能将今天的事情统统忘掉,打了一个哈欠,我撇下三个发呆的大男人,径直转到帐篷里面。 A night does not have the dream, next morning, I will lie down blurry, felt that whole body becomes tender. 一夜无梦,第二天一大早,我迷迷糊糊的躺了起来,感觉全身一阵发软。 It is not good, yesterday's fierce battle added on the hangover again, by own present physical condition, was exuded not wonderful skeleton fricative, really should return to the camp, resting was good for three days and three nights. 不好,昨天的激烈战斗再加上宿醉,让自己现在的身体状况,发出并不怎么美妙的骨骼摩擦声,果然应该回营地里去,睡上个三天三夜才行。 Blurry puts on clothes/armor, combs the hair and wash the face, I then planned that to Ricken they proposed immediately returns to battalion's suggestion. 迷迷糊糊的穿好衣服,梳洗完毕,我便打算向里肯他们提出立刻回营地的建议。 Just opened the tent, has one and waist beautiful red hair girl, straight kneeling sat before the gate, raised the head, the delicate peerless cheek, showed a moving smile toward me. 刚刚拉开帐篷,有着一头及腰美丽红发的女孩,端正的跪坐在门前,抬起头,清秀绝伦的脸蛋,朝我露出一个动人笑容。 „I: „......” “我:“……” Hannah: „......” 汉娜:“……” If asked that I compared with otaku fight of spoiled women's more pitiful things am anything, at this moment I will reply —— without hesitation, when otaku by spoiled female worship. 如果问我比宅男斗腐女更可悲的事情是什么,此刻我会毫不犹豫的回答——当宅男被腐女崇拜的时候。 Hiss, the tent entrance was closed. 嘶啦一声,帐门被重新合上。 Ok, the nightmare had not as if ended, must return to the bed to sleep again is good. 算了,噩梦似乎还未结束,得再回床上睡一觉才行。 Like this was just thinking, the tent entrance did not have the politeness very much pulled open, ahh, it seems like oneself is entangled thoroughly. 刚这样想着,帐门却被很没有礼貌的拉开了,啊啊,看来自己是彻底被缠上了。 I feel sad the helpless darkness to sigh one, weak sitting on the chair, extended putting out a hand toward opposite position, hints the opposite party to sit down. 我心酸无奈的暗叹一声,无力的坐在椅子上,朝对面的位置伸了伸手,示意对方坐下。 „That, Elder Sister Hannah......” “那个,汉娜姐姐……” Looks Hannah of exciting appearance a face is eager to try, I do not know how for a while should open the mouth, really pitifully, unexpectedly is the spoiled female, otherwise is also a petite lovable beautiful young girl. 看着一脸跃跃欲试的兴奋模样的汉娜,我一时不知道该怎么开口,真是可惜呀,竟然是腐女,不然的话也是个娇小可爱的美少女呀。 „Old...... teacher, asking me...... to call me......” “老……老师,叫我……叫我……” Crossed for night, by striking back original form? I cover the volume to heave a deep sigh. 才过了一夜,又被打回原形了么？我捂额长叹一声。 „Asked me...... to ask me...... flatter colored glaze...... to be OK.” “叫我……叫我……阿琉斯……可以了。” „Good, that flatter colored glaze......” “好吧,那个,阿琉斯呀……” flatter colored glaze is, her childhood name? Accidental/Surprised lovable, is serious with the spoiled female status. 阿琉斯,是她的小名吗？意外的可爱嘛,和腐女的身份严重不符。 Looks at her stutter, said so laborious, I do not have to argue that these small issues, sat the straight body slightly, I serious look at the opposite party. 看她结结巴巴的,说的如此辛苦,我也就没有去争论这些小问题了,稍稍坐直身体,我一脸严肃的看着对方。 „Actually, I am not interested in this aspect.” “其实呢,我对这方面并不感兴趣。” No, is not only not interested, if did not fear that attacks the opposite party, the nausea is the most appropriate cultivating excuse. 不,岂止是不感兴趣,如果不是怕打击到对方,恶心才是最贴切的修饰词。 „Deceives...... deceives people!!” “骗……骗人！！” Talked about otaku and spoiled female first official face-to-face talk, my first just said, in the eye socket of opposite party exuded the suffering tears. 关于宅男和腐女的首届正式面谈对话,我第一句刚刚说完,对方的眼眶里就泛起了委屈的泪花。 Good, Hannah...... cough cough, flatter colored glaze, she has such idea is not strange in fact, she is impossible to know that I from another world of information explosion come here, these thing do not contact some carefully. 好吧,事实上汉娜……咳咳,阿琉斯,她有这样的想法也不奇怪,她不可能知道我是从信息爆炸的另外一个世界来到这里,那些玩意只是不小心接触到一些。 In her opinion, has so „advanced” and „fervor” experience, is in the person of same belief the talent is definitely right, this point is the most troublesome place. 在她看来,拥有如此“先进”和“激情”经验的自己,肯定是同道中人才对,这一点正是最麻烦的地方。 Should be what to do good? 该怎么办才好呢？ Must make the opposite party believe truly oneself do not do the base male, absolutely is not the matter that a short time can achieve, no, looks at her now the firm vision, possibly can never achieve. 要让对方真正相信自己不是搞基男,绝对不是一时半会能做到的事情,不,看她现在坚定的目光,可能永远也做不到。 , Oneself must return to First World in any case in a while, the time of later contacting are not much, might as well this...... 反正嘛,自己再过一阵子就要回第一世界了,以后接触的时间也不多,不如就这样吧…… „cough cough, flatter colored glaze, you do not interpose, first listened to me to say.” After considering to be complete, I cough several, starts to say slowly. “咳咳,阿琉斯,你别插话,先听我说。”考虑周全以后,我咳嗽几声,开始缓缓说道。 „First I must tell you, regardless of you do believe, I am not that person who you think, this is the major premise, therefore I will not accept your student......” “首先我要告诉你,无论你相信不相信,我都不是你想的那种人,这是大前提,所以我更不会收下你这个学生……” Saw that the opposite party stares greatly the pupil of deep blue, has the blackening trend, my hastily transition. 眼看对方瞪大湛蓝色的瞳孔,有黑化趋势,我连忙一个转折。 „But, the matter about this aspect, in my place in one's power, I will give your certain reference and suggestion, how do you look?” “不过,关于这方面的事情,在我力所能及的地方,我会给予你一定的参考和建议,你看怎么样？” The flatter colored glaze present psychology my many can understand, what is not pure is to my worship, the otaku spoiled female, actually hopes the side can have the friends of several common interests. 阿琉斯现在的心理我多少能了解,不单纯的是对我的崇拜,无论是宅男还是腐女,其实都希望身边能有几个共同话题的朋友。 A person alone lonely on the road of this rotten streak female, tried to find out is so long, I think that in her present subconscious, regarding my appearance, what was happiest is not because my these „advanced” and „fervor” experience, merely is the friend who hopes a common interest. 一个人独自孤单的在这条腐女之路上,摸索了那么久,我想她现在的潜意识里面,对于我的出现,最高兴的并不是因为我那些“先进”和“激情”的经验,仅仅是希望有一位共同话题的朋友而已。 Well ~~? When did the words say my incarnation Emperor to become Xinli? Probably is because are otaku, therefore regarding as spoiled female flatter colored glaze of otaku natural enemy, has the little understanding, some words did not say, most understands own, forever is own enemy? 咦~~？话说我什么时候化身成心理帝了？大概是因为自己是宅男,所以对于身为宅男天敌的腐女阿琉斯,有一点点的理解吧,不是有句话说,最了解自己的,永远是自己的敌人吗？ Naturally, is only the understanding, both no intersection. 当然,只是理解而已,两者毫无交集点。 Really, after listening I said that the desperate tears that flatter colored glaze wanted to flow copiously, change to become the joyful pearl head ornament to wander about destitute instantaneously. 果然,听我这么说完以后,阿琉斯原本欲夺眶而出的绝望泪水,瞬间变化成为喜悦的珠花流落。 „Old...... teacher such ha-ha wū......” “老……老师这样哈嘿哈呜……” Also bit the tongue, this fellow bit the tongue, listened that many times, I also tried to find out rule —— finally, so long as spoke to surpass four characters continuously, this fellow will certainly nip the tongue. 啊,又咬到舌头了,这家伙又咬到舌头了,听了那么多次,我总算也摸索到了一点规律——只要连续说话超过四个字,这家伙就一定会咬到舌头。 Actually is this one type moe the attribute? 这究竟算不算是一种萌属性呢？ Quick, otaku and spoiled female first class life symposium, formally started, although flatter colored glaze unilateral spoiled knowledge exchange. 很快,宅男和腐女的第一次职业人生座谈会,就正式开始了,虽说是阿琉斯单方面的腐知识交流。 Really not good...... who saves me. 果然还是不行……谁来救救我。 In order to avoid being corroded by the spoiled knowledge, I can only grasp the topic the initiative, guides it to all immaterial places as far as possible, this point is not the difficult matter, originally flatter colored glaze is not in a moment fluent, naturally is impossible to win me, said her true goal again, not studies these things for, but wants to look will not have despised her fondness, can understand true friend who her has a common goal. 为了避免被腐知识侵蚀,我只能掌握话题的主动权,尽量将其引导到一切无关紧要的地方,这一点并不是什么难事,本来阿琉斯说话就不怎么流利,当然不可能争得过我,再说她内心的真正目的,也并未是为了和自己学那些东西,只是想找过不会鄙视她的喜好,可以理解她的志同道合的真正朋友罢了。 Although said was too a little pitiful like this about flatter colored glaze, but I want to roar at heart a roar, lets have a common goal damn, whose TM and did the spoiled female have a common goal?!! 虽然这样说对阿琉斯有点太可怜了,但我还是要在心里吼一吼,让志同道合见鬼去吧,谁TM和腐女志同道合了？！！ „Right, flatter colored glaze, in the camp, listening to your Elder Brother Hans saying that probably frequently why you went out not to know go, trained does not participate, was actually to make what to go, can say with me?” “对了,阿琉斯,在营地的时候,听你哥哥汉斯说,你好像经常外出不知道干嘛去,连训练也不参加是吧,究竟是做什么去了,能和我说说吗？” Is sipping tea gently, this life face-to-face talk in a seemingly relaxed harmony, under the undercurrent will actually surge( although this undercurrent surges under the atmosphere that is only I creates unilaterally) started. 轻轻啜着一口茶,这场人生面谈会就在一种貌似轻松和谐,其实底下暗流涌动(虽然这种暗流涌动只是我单方面造成的)的气氛下开始了。 „Is......, naturally can Harry wū ~~!” “是……是的,当然可以哈里哈呜~~！” I just reminded you, after asking, on multipurpose point commas, looks that bit the tongue to eat to love flatter colored glaze, my helpless sighing, but indeed has to acknowledge, this flaw said very much lovably, if the opposite party were not the spoiled female. 我刚刚都提醒了你,拜托以后就多用点逗号吧,看着咬到舌头而吃疼不已的阿琉斯,我无奈的叹了一口气,不过的确不得不承认,这种缺陷很可爱的说,如果对方不是腐女的话。 „flatter colored glaze...... I, I was...... am investigate certainly .” “阿琉斯……我,我当然是……是去调查,去了。” Very good, finally knows that made good use of the comma. 很好,终于知道善用逗号了。 „Does investigation, what investigate?” Just asked the exit|to speak, I regretted. “调查,调查什么？”刚刚问出口,我就后悔了。 Just as expected, flatter colored glaze listens to me such to ask, immediately two eyes shines lifted to fold two meters high note from inventory. 果然不出所料,阿琉斯听我这样一问,立刻两眼放光的从物品栏里抬出了叠成两米多高的笔记。 Does not need her to introduce, I also know these are sending out seriously „spoiled” the note of taste, actually inside records what thing. 不用她介绍,我也知道这些散发着严重“腐”味的笔记,里面究竟记录着什么样的东西。 Looks a flatter colored glaze face hopes for visits me, „will have a look, you have a look at a bit faster” the thoughts, wrote on the face completely, I cannot help but swallowed saliva. 看着阿琉斯一脸希冀的看着我,将“看看吧,你快点看看吧”的心思,完全写在了脸上,我不由自主的咽了一口口水。 Really from behaving badly, cannot live. 真是自作孽,不可活呀。 „These are not first busy, later has the time to look again, to...... was right, flatter colored glaze, can tell me, what in your heart is the best theme?” “这些先不忙,以后有时间再看,对……对了,阿琉斯,能告诉我,你心中最好的题材是什么吗？” At the same time is shifting the topic, my thoughts also enliven, perhaps...... 一边转移着话题,我心思也活跃起来,说不定…… * * Today catches up is quite anxious, 23:59, plot, I will find the time to plan for these days as far as possible, will not stay here is too long, was sorry, because work was very recently busy, absolutely does not have the idle time the idea plot, everyone takes on much. 今天赶的比较急,23点59分诶,情节方面,这几天我会尽量抽时间计划一下,不会在这里停留太久的,抱歉了,因为最近工作方面实在很忙,完全没有空余的时间去构思情节,大家多多担待一下吧。