Then was two brothers arrives? The calm capable Elder Brother, the sunlight charming younger brother, has the simple character, and appearance is handsome, industrious competent two brothers, naturally is also in the village many girls' unrequited loving objects, naturally, the plot arrived here, the fool should also be able to guess, two brothers unrequited loves should be in the village most beautiful miss Charlanne, takes this as the main line, initiated a series of housewife theater plot. 哦,接下来是两兄弟登场了吗？沉稳干练的哥哥,阳光帅气的弟弟,拥有着纯朴性格,并且外貌英俊,勤劳能干的两兄弟,自然也是村落里许多女孩的暗恋对象,当然,剧情走到这里,傻子应该也能猜出来,两兄弟暗恋的应该是村子里最美丽的姑娘莎拉娜,以此为主线,引发的一系列主妇剧场剧情。 Housewife theater? If supplements the blackening hatchet furin love corpse dismemberment equipollent taste plot night files this/should good, I was a pity secretly, such light/only looked the opening can want to obtain the hackneyed stuff village love story of ending, let alone I and three do not have the princess and young spirit such long-tested expert, feared that is even Sarah and Valise these simple naive girls, is hard to be interested. 主妇剧场吗？要是附带黑化柴刀不伦恋尸体肢解等重口味情节的深夜档该多好呀,我暗暗可惜,这样的光看开头就能想得到结尾的老套乡村爱情故事,别说我和三无公主和小幽灵这样久经考验的老手,怕是连莎拉和维拉丝这些纯朴天真的女孩们,都难以提得起兴趣。 Naturally, although the plot does not have the selling point, but inside is full of the pure beautiful young girl mood, makes one palpitate with excitement, being able not help wants to continue to turn. 当然,剧情虽然没有卖点,但是里面饱含着的纯真美丽的少女情怀,却让人怦然心动,情不自禁的想继续翻下去。 First introduced succinctly story backgrounds and three hosts, the simple information of other supporting roles, the story then in this tranquil auspicious beautiful village, between two male and one female involves mutually, under the kinship and love that is unable to give up interweave under the triangle affection background, officially launched. 先是简洁的介绍了一下故事背景和三个主人翁,还有其他一些配角的简单信息,故事便在这个宁静祥和美丽的村落,两男一女之间相互牵扯,无法割舍的亲情和爱情交织下的三角恋情背景下,正式展开了。 „Elder Brother, I have heard! The father had reached an agreement with Ilana's father, making your two in the fall of this year harvested day get married, was this?!” “哥哥,我已经听说了！父亲已经和伊拉娜的父亲商量好了,让你们两个在今年秋天收获之日后结婚,是这样吗？！” Is together harmonious two brothers, suddenly in one day, the sunlight charming younger brother rushes, points at the Elder Brother loud responsibility to ask. 相处和睦的两兄弟,突然在某一天,阳光帅气的弟弟闯了进来,指着哥哥大声责问道。 Started? Did the blasting fuse appear finally? To be honest, suddenly from the tranquil happy literary style, transforms to this type is very likely to cause in short supply plot that the brothers break off, but also is really is big my unexpected, originally the character and style to author guessed by me, should be is slowly right the steady transition to this plot, it seems like or underestimated the writing fervor of opposite party, un un. 哦哦,开始了吗？导火索终于出现了吗？说老实话,突然由平静幸福的文风,转变到这种极有可能导致兄弟决裂的紧张剧情,还真是大出我的意料之外,以我原本对作者的性格和文笔猜测,应该是慢慢平稳过渡到这种剧情才对,看来还是小看了对方的写作激情呀,嗯嗯。 At the same time nod seldom, I continue to open the next page. 一边煞有其事的点着头,我继续翻开下一页。 „Sorry, Younger brother, I...... I......” “对不起,弟弟,我……我……” Has the slim solid figure of letting the girl blushing cheek, the Elder Brother of handsome appearance, in younger brother that because of being angry to appear under exceptionally angry sharp vision gaze, ashamed underground head, could not speak. 拥有着让女孩羞红脸蛋的修长结实身材,俊朗外貌的哥哥,在弟弟那因为生气而显得异常愤怒的锐利目光注视下,惭愧的地下了头,说不出话来。 „Was too mean, makes this matter unexpectedly, but also has been concealing me, owes I...... to owe I also to treat as the most respected Elder Brother to regard you......” “太卑鄙了,竟然做出这种事情,还一直隐瞒着我,亏我……亏我还把你当做最敬爱的哥哥看待……” Determined the younger brother of truth, the pupil shivers suddenly the enlargement, cannot believe to withdraw several steps, closely grabs the double fist, the nail in deep inserting palm meat, starts murmur to flow out the blood. 确定了事实真相的弟弟,瞳孔骤然颤抖放大,不可置信退后几步,紧紧抓着双拳,深嵌入掌肉里的指甲,开始潺潺流出鲜血。 „To...... sorry, this is the matter that the father they decide suddenly, shortly after I also just knew, how has not known with you...... ” “对……对不起,这是父亲他们突然决定的事情,我也是刚刚知道不久,还不知道怎么跟你……。” „Little argued, you also know what we sentiment to Charlanne are, this matter I will not approve absolutely, kill me not to approve, will not agree absolutely.” “少争辩了,你也知道我们对莎拉娜的感情是什么样的吧,这种事情我绝对不会认同,打死我也不会认同,绝对不会同意。” The younger brother flowed the tears, shouting oneself hoarse is interrupting elder brother's words to exclaim. 弟弟流着泪水,声嘶力竭的打断了哥哥的话吼道。 Was contradictory getting more and more intense, a little quality of being worth looking, turns the page. 哦哦,矛盾越来越激烈了,有点看头,翻页。 The argument is still continuing. 争论还在继续。 Elder Brother: „But father that side......” 哥哥:“但是父亲那边……” Younger brother: „What's the big deal, can the father, make the matter that this type does not reason with?!” 弟弟:“那又怎么样,难道说父亲,就可以做出这种毫不讲理的事情？！” „But......” “但……” „Elder Brother, how you can like this, you forget initially we did agree in private?!” “哥哥,你怎么能这样,难道你已经忘记了当初我们私下的约定了吗？！” Younger brother sudden look fierce falls down the opposite party, the tight band lives in elder brother's neck. 弟弟突然神色狰狞的将对方扑倒,紧紧箍住自己哥哥的脖子。 Wanted the brothers remnantly? Falls into the man in love river also is really fearful. 哦哦,要兄弟相残了吗？陷入爱河之中的男人还真是可怕呢。 Cannot help but swallowed saliva, I continue to open the next page. 不由自主的咽了一口口水,我继续翻开下一页。 „We had agreed that must in the same place, fall in love forever forever, did you forget? Have you forgotten?” “我们曾经约定过,要永远在一起,永远相爱,你忘记了吗？难道你已经忘记了吗？” „No, I had not forgotten, but Charlanne that side......” “不,我一刻也没有忘记,但是莎拉娜那边……” „Doesn't matter, I remember in the firewood room also the obsolete hatchets, just right processes.” “没关系,我记得柴房里还有一把老旧的柴刀,正好一起处理掉。” „But father that side......” “但是父亲那边……” „Doesn't matter, processes was enough while convenient.” “没关系,也顺便一起处理掉就行了。” „This how line, the corpse should how process, what to do in the person by village was discovered should?” “这怎么行,尸体该怎么处理,被村子里的人发现了该怎么办？” „Doesn't matter, minces the stopper them entirely to the bag, sinks to the river bottom under wasn’t enough? No one will discover.” Younger brother look even more fierce replied. “没关系,将她们统统剁碎塞到袋子里,沉到河底下不就行了？谁也不会发现的。”弟弟神色越发狰狞的回答道。 „Like this I felt relieved.” The Elder Brother shows the relieved smile. “这样我就放心了。”哥哥露出安心的笑容。 „Elder Brother...... forever in the same place.” “哥哥……永远在一起。” „Un!” “嗯！” „Un ~ ehm ~ repugnant Elder Brother ~” “嗯~嗯啊~讨厌啦哥哥~” ( Below omitted) (以下略) „Pū —— —— —— —— —— ——!!” “噗————————————！！” In an old blood self- mouth spouts, will put in order red that open table dyes. 一口老血自我口中喷出,将整张桌子染的通红。 This also is really the night files the bastard...... not, this/should complaining is not this, actually this plot is what god launches the bastard!! 这还真是深夜档呀混蛋……不,该吐槽的不是这个吧,这种剧情究竟是什么神展开呀王八蛋！！ Appeared, the natural enemy in oneself fate, appeared finally!! 出现了,本人宿命中的天敌,终于出现了！！ No mistake, is although is the same dimension, but places completely in the different world, like the formidable and Evil Dragon, is unable with the coexistent otaku natural enemy —— spoiled female!! 没有错,就是虽然属于同一次元,但是完全身处在不同世界,就像勇者和恶龙一样,根本无法与之共存的宅男天敌——腐女！！ Felt the heart of own that pure otaku, had been tarnished by this type of wicked stem-rot, if I evade the viper flings on the note in hand the table, angry just wants to leave. 感觉自己那颗纯粹的宅男之心,已经被这种恶心腐物玷污了,我如避蛇蝎的将手中的笔记甩到桌子上,怒气冲冲的正想离开。 Actually unexpectedly, the petite form, together when does not know, stopped up in the only way out of tent entrance. 却不料,一道娇小的身影,已经不知在何时,堵在了帐篷门口的唯一出路。 „......” “……” Because of that disgusting note, the head had sobered 78, after all cause and effect relate, forehead suō suō is in a cold sweat, the innermost feelings packing filled anger, is similar to the punctured balloon, hissing is leaking the air/Qi, withered in less than three seconds. 因为那本恶心的笔记,脑袋已经清醒了七八分的自己,将一切的前因后果都联系起来以后,额头不由梭梭冒出冷汗,内心填充满了的怒气,就如同被刺破的气球般,嘶嘶的漏着气,在不到三秒的时间内就萎缩了下去。 The sentiment...... the situation seems some is not wonderful, isn't here own tent? 情……情况好像有些不大妙诶,这里难道不是自己的帐篷吗？ Although in the mind has the answer, but I am supporting, about observed all around layout one, then, in heart last imposing manner, „pū”, leaked none. 虽然脑海里早就有了答案,但是我还是强撑着,左右观察了四周的布局一眼,然后,心中最后一点气势,也“噗”的一声,漏了个精光。 „Looked...... sees.” “看……看到了吧。” Stops up in the tent entrance midpoint, covers the petite dim form in dim light of night, sends out so the vehement feeling to fluctuate, down to the clear sound took the sound of serious delicate vibrato. 堵在帐门正中央,笼罩在夜色之中的娇小朦胧身影,发出着如此情绪激烈波动,以至清脆的声音中都带上了严重的柔弱颤音的声音。 „Can the words, do not want to look absolutely!” “可以的话,绝对不想看！” Wants not to think, I complain one immediately, later will immediately make into the pig head in the innermost feelings. 想也没想,我就立刻吐槽了一句,随后立刻在内心将自己打成猪头。 „...... You did not listen to me saying that I meant, I have not looked.” “不……不……你听我说,我的意思是说,我根本就没有看。” „Saw ~~!!” “看到了吧~~！！” Opposite form, still with one type gloomy, ice-cold, stiff, vibrato, even has a sound of weeping voice, goes forward one step, in the petite body, just like having a lion is opening the eye to be the same slowly. 对面的身影,依然用一种阴森的,冰冷的,生硬的,颤音的,甚至带着一丝哭腔的声音,上前一步,娇小的身体里面,宛如有一头雄狮正在缓缓睁开眼睛一般。 ...... It is not wonderful, this attitude, had clearly recognized I have peeped her note( naturally this am fact), but is fermenting the prelude of storm, I said again anything was also useless. 不……不妙,这种态度,分明就已经认定了我已经偷看过她的笔记(当然这是事实),而在酝酿着暴风雨的前奏,我再说什么也是没用了。 Realized after grim situation that instantaneously oneself must face, my deep breath one breath, suddenly directional form behind, shouts with panic-stricken desire tone certainly loudly. 瞬间意识到自己所要面对的严峻形势之后,我深呼吸了一口气,突然指向身影的身后,用惊骇欲绝的语气大声喊道。 „——! Has the two grown man to hug in the same place kisses ahh ahh!!” “啊——！有两个大男人抱在一起接吻啊啊啊啊！！” „What?!” “什么？！” Instantaneously, that say/way petite form covers the eyes in darkness, has delimited dazzling flash, smelled the fishy smell like Reporter gossip, to make the speed that one is flabbergasted turn around fiercely, in the hand does not know that were when many a note with quill. 瞬间,那道娇小的身影笼罩在黑暗之中的双眼,划过了一道刺眼的闪光,如同八卦记者闻到了腥味般,以令人咋舌的速度猛地转过身去,手中不知何时多了一本笔记和一只羽毛笔。 Has the flaw!! 有破绽！！ Slowed down 10,000 times of life and death in that as if time instantaneous, I exceeded myself, uses is not inferior in the speed that the opposite party acts, changes to a white light, scratched from her side. 在那仿佛时间放慢了一万倍的生死瞬间,我超越了自己,用着丝毫不逊色于对方动作的速度,化作一道白光,从她身边擦了过去。 Snort, the spoiled female is the spoiled female, possibly is not such otaku opponent. 哼,腐女就是腐女,根本就不可能是自己这样的宅男的对手。 „hahahaha haha ——” “哇哈哈哈哈哈哈——” After stepping forward the tent first step, I let success go to the head laughs loudly, no mistake, this is the victory of otaku. 跨出帐篷第一步以后,我得意忘形的放声大笑起来,没有错,这是宅男的胜利。 Then, then asked Hans they to be good, in the face of others, Hannah did not dare flagrantly to me begins, in order to avoid own spoiled female status exposition, this plan was too perfect, perhaps I will become a wisdom to be deep in the future, if sea terrifying character also perhaps. 接下来,接下来找汉斯他们就好了,在其他人面前,汉娜也不敢明目张胆的对我动手,以免自己的腐女身份暴露吧,这个计划太完美了,或许我将来会成为一个智深若海的恐怖人物也说不定。 At this moment, my deep is shocking for the wisdom that oneself erupt at crucial moments, the footsteps even more speed up, quick arrives at celebration party, loud roar. 这一刻,我深深的为自己在危机时刻爆发出来的睿智而震惊着,脚步越发加快,很快就来到庆祝会的现场,大声一吼。 „Hans saves me......” “汉斯救吾……” I: „......” 我:“……” Hans in a complete mess being drunk, with Ricken, Zilla and Baal they, the shoulder is stepping the shoulder, gathers round the bonfire, jumped that to make the male drunkard dance that one laughed loudly, what a pity my actually point could not smile at this moment. 醉的一塌糊涂的汉斯,和里肯,基拉和巴尔他们,肩膀跨着肩膀,围着篝火,跳起了那令人捧腹大笑的醉汉舞,可惜此时此刻我却一点也笑不出来。 „Yo ~, belch ~! Isn't this...... this is not Haslam old...... the brother? Belch ~!” “哟~,嗝~！这不是……这不是阿斯兰老老老老……老弟吗？嗝~！” Hans that almost and hair equally red being drunk face, looked, said a hello blurry. 汉斯那张几乎和头发一样红的醉脸,望了过来,迷迷糊糊的打了一声招呼。 The Amazon sisters have disappeared, was returns to own tent to go probably, but four Barbarian mercenaries and Desert Mercenary were drunk one group, in the hand is also holding the wine pot spatial bowl or the dice respectively, unstab face upwarded whistling falls asleep greatly. 亚马逊姐妹已经不见踪影,大概是回到自己的帐篷里去了,而四个野蛮人佣兵和沙漠勇士则是醉成一团,手里还各自抱着酒坛空碗或者骰子,东倒西歪的仰天呼呼大睡着。 It is not good, must be finished, this situation, some people will not stand to help me prevent Hannah, Hannah not to need to worry oneself secret to expose. 不行了,要完蛋了,这种情形,根本就不会有人站出来帮我阻止汉娜,汉娜也无需顾虑自己的秘密会暴露出去。 At this moment, I deep finding, even if has is the wisdom is deep if sea, brain of policy-making outside thousand li (500 km), in front of own tragedy aura, must give up. 这一刻,我才深深的了解到,哪怕有着是智深若海,决策于千里之外的大脑,在自己的悲剧光环面前,也要俯首称臣。 What man will conquer nature, is coaxes the words of child, the bastard!! 什么人定胜天,都是哄小孩子的话,混蛋！！ Two feet kneel, the numerous fist that I regret strokes on the ground, at this time, from spread as if to be able behind ice-cold killing intent that the marrow freezes, mechanical turning head, a black personal cape in Hannah who in the cold wind flap flap makes noise, when does not know, has stood behind oneself. 两脚跪地,我懊悔的重重一拳击打在地上,这时候,从身后蔓延过来一股似乎能将骨髓都冻结的冰冷杀意,机械的回过头,一身黑色贴身斗篷在寒风中猎猎作响的汉娜,不知道什么时候,已经站在自己后面。 In dim light of night that the cold wind howls, in her hand equipment two snow white Assassin wrist blade, are replacing in the sky by the blood moon/month of dark cloud blocking, sends out the bright red cold light, making Hannah seem like just like the night moon/month arrives, harvests the evil person life god of death to be the same. 冷风呼啸的夜色中,她手上装备着的两把雪白刺客腕刃,正代替着天空上被乌云遮挡的血月,散发出鲜红的寒光,让汉娜看起来宛若夜月降临,收割恶人生命的死神一般。 At this time, the wisest choice was first equipment good whole body equipment to say again. 这时候,最明智的选择就是先装备好全身装备再说。 Without delay, I put on main force equipment at the maximum speed, the deep breath one breath, then turns around, the running person, Shout, forms a coherent whole. 二话不说,我以最快的速度将主力装备穿上,深呼吸一口气,然后转身,跑人,大叫,一气呵成。 „Help ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~” “救命啊~~~~~~~~~~” „Dead ——!!” “死——！！” Long short two yell, high reverberation sky over grassland. 一长一短两声喊叫,在草原上空高高的回荡起来。 * * Good, 7000 characters, I endure!! 好吧,还有7000字,我忍！！