...... …… These days, with Sarah and imminentness of Valise class transfer, the issue that oneself most are worried about, after is class transfer, Sarah and Valise their safety, the small spirit was good, has what danger to run back in amulet immediately, three do not have the princess mainly considers my diet, so long as leads her in safe place level up was enough. 这段时间,随着莎拉和维拉丝转职的迫近,自己最担心的问题,就是转职后,莎拉和维拉丝她们的安全了,小幽灵还好,有什么危险可以立刻跑回项链里,三无公主则是主要是照顾我的饮食,只要带她在安全的地方升级就行了。 But Valise and Sarah are different, they later, but follows the young mercenary behind my buttocks truly, cannot say that which experience has the danger not to take them, must mention, which can experience absolutely not have the danger? 可是维拉丝和莎拉不同,她们以后,可是真正跟在我屁股后面的小佣兵,不能说哪次历练有危险就不带上她们,非要说来,哪次历练能完全没有危险？ Even if better than me unable to guarantee, moreover like this wrapping protagonist calamity aura person, the danger will always be much more than ordinary adventurer, lets me has placed the safe place Sarah and Valise, when decorates? First did not say that they can comply, if it's going to be like this, they for my class transfer, want laboriously with me the intention of fighting, probably also became meaningless. 就算是强如我也不敢保证,而且像自己这种套了主角劳碌命光环的人,遇到的危险总是会比普通冒险者多得多,难道让我将莎拉和维拉丝一直放在安全的地方当摆设？先不说她们会不会答应,这样做的话,她们辛辛苦苦为我转职,想和我在一起战斗的心意,好像也变得没意义了吧。 Now had this soul chain, although does not dare saying that can assure their securities completely, but at least an ability promotion tiny bit, in the security obtained very big safeguard incessantly, moreover most made me regard as important, that attribute that shared items, the BUG sword I do not dare to expect when I can take up a matter. 如今有了这个灵魂链锁,虽不敢说能完全保证她们的安全,但是至少能力提升不止一星半点,安全上得到了很大保障,而且最令我看重的,还是那个共享物品的属性,BUG剑我不敢奢望,自己什么时候能拿起还是一回事呢。 However, BUG protects oneself to protect always, +7 skill cow B, +4 00 experience can greatly reduce them to keep up with my level time needed, naturally, the premise is my no longer level up, ēn ēn, even if there is BUG amulet/charm, they want to rise to this progression, still takes 2-3 years, these days, I seize the opportunity well recuperation one. 但是,BUG护身护总是可以吧,+7技能牛B吧,+400经验更是可以大大缩短她们跟上我的等级所需要的时间,当然,前提是我不再升级,恩恩,即使有BUG护身符,她们想升到这个级数,也需要个2-3年吧,在这段时间,我就乘机好好休整一下吧。 The soul chain to me, the most vital significance was to promote Valise and Sarah their security, but, in the common significance, most abnormal did not promote the securities of several people, but was a large crowd, it can be imagined, if my attribute ability and equipment were intrepid enough, in addition the BUG amulet addition, the soul chain will compare any aura, Shout and spiritual energy and so on increase skill wanted BT, moreover did not have time limit and distance, can again and increase skill overlay, at that time, I trains is strength terrifying party, the brigade, even was the regiment. 灵魂链锁对我来说,最重要的意义在于提升了维拉丝和莎拉她们的安全性,不过,在普遍意义上,最变态的并不是提升几个人的安全性,而是一大群人,可想而知,如果我的属性能力和装备够强悍,再加上BUG小护身符的加成,灵魂链锁将比任何光环、呐喊和灵气之类的增幅技能都要BT,而且没有时限性和距离性,可以再和增幅技能叠加,那时候,我培养出来的将是一个实力恐怖的小队,大队,甚至是军团。 However, the soul chain cannot no quantity limits and others sign, this point showed clarity that on writes, if with over many signing, especially with weak too many signing, were diverged many strength, own strength even is level and boundary, will drop significantly, otherwise I and entire continent human signed the contract, that this and war between Hell also on no suspense. 不过,灵魂链锁并不是可以无数量限制的和其他人签订的,这一点说明上写的清清楚楚,如果和过多人签订,特别是和弱自己太多的人签订,被分流过多的力量,那自己的力量甚至是等级和境界,都将会大幅度下降,要不然我和整个大陆的人类都签了契约,那这场和地狱之间的战争也就没什么悬念了。 The present stage, I do not need to consider that long-term, signed and that's the end, such several with Sarah several important people to me should not exceed the quantity range of limit . Moreover the quantity that with the rise of my level strength, can sign will also increase, these were the later matter, later said. 现阶段而言,我不必考虑那么长远,和莎拉几个对我来说重要的人签了就是了,就这么几个应该不会超过限制的数量范围,而且随着我的等级实力的提升,能签订的数量也会增加,这些都是以后的事情,以后再说吧。 Ponders, the original plan will revise again and again, the happy expression on my face is stronger, this skill, in the real sense goes against heaven's will skill, moreover perhaps to me, compared with that gold/metal finger the trial anything's skill, must. 左思右想,将原本的计划改了又改,我脸上的笑意更加浓烈,这个技能,才真正意义上算是逆天技能呀,而且对我来说,比那个金手指啊审判啊什么的技能,恐怕还要实在。 However, thinks that also some roots itch, our tiger shapeshift wild animal and Muollo with tears put together life and death, rises to 30 levels with great difficulty, grasped going against heaven's will skill, but you take a look, young spirit tiny tot, eats and drinks to rest all day, can enter the step unexpectedly, although to her to me is the good deed, but also rather makes one sigh that God this old fogy regards women as superior to men. 不过,想想也有些牙根发痒呀,咱虎目含泪的变身野兽和加莫罗拼个你死我活,好不容易升到三十级,掌握了逆天的技能,可是你瞧瞧,小幽灵这小不点,整天吃吃喝喝睡睡的,竟然也能进阶,虽然对她对我来说都是好事,不过也未免让人感叹上帝这老家伙太重女轻男吧。 The method of this eating diamond improvement step position, was really attractive, after there is a small spirit example, I...... 这种吃钻石提升阶位的方法,实在是太诱人了,以至于有了小幽灵这个实例以后,我…… Looks right and left no one, I have a guilty conscience pulls out together chipped sapphire quietly, shakes the head, ruby emerald amethyst diamond even Skeleton, put out one respectively. 左看右看没人,我做贼心虚的悄然掏出一块碎裂的蓝宝石,摇了摇头,将红宝石绿宝石紫宝石钻石甚至骷髅,也各拿出了一枚。 Which type should try to be good, the precedent of small spirit is diamond, properly speaking should first try diamond to be right, but in my opinion, eats diamond words class nothing but turns into sacred XXX anything, no challenging, eats ruby, should turn into red lotus XXX anything, the emerald words are the green hat XXX...... stop, this PASS, ok, eats simply together, protagonist should put out to select the protagonist breadth of spirit. 该试试哪样好呢,小幽灵的先例是钻石,照理来说应该先试钻石才对,不过在我看来,吃钻石的话职业无非就是变成神圣XXX什么的,没什么挑战性,吃红宝石吧,应该会变成红莲XXX什么的,绿宝石的话则是绿帽XXX……打住,这个PASS,算了,干脆一起吃吧,主角就应该拿出点主角的气魄。 Therefore, I first shoulder together diamond at will, squeezes in own mouth, Kara...... 于是,我随意先挑起一块钻石,塞入自己的嘴里,喀拉一声…… The small spirit outside does not know that is fiddling with anything, a while, two carry with the hand a hot iron saucepan, hit with the shoulder door. 小幽灵在外面不知道捣鼓着什么,一会儿,两手提着一个热腾腾的铁锅,用肩膀将门撞了开来。 „Young, how was your face?” “小凡,你的脸是怎么了？” Puts on the bowl the table, small spirit clapping holds, the well satisfied revealing smile, has turned head, actually saw that my right cheeks blow up high, inflamed, is very curious. 将锅子放到桌上,小幽灵拍拍手掌,心满意足的露出笑容,回过头,却看到我的右脸颊高高鼓起,红肿了起来,不由很是好奇。 „The dying meter/rice, the serrated edge suppressed by......”( no, tooth collapsed) “么死米,牙子憋了了以……”(没什么,牙齿崩了而已) „Your this fool, always likes doing the stupid thing of indulging in fantasy.” “你这笨蛋,总是喜欢干一些异想天开的傻事。” The perplexed small spirit, enters the wife pattern in hot meat gruel bucket pot to bowl, whistling blowing, then hands in my hand. 不明所以的小幽灵,进入人妻模式的将锅里热腾的肉粥勺到碗里,呼呼的吹了吹,然后递到我手里。 It is not able to dispute, I am not really able to dispute...... 无法辩驳,我真的无法辩驳…… „Right, the little fellow, where am I now?” “对了,小家伙,我现在是在哪里呀？” Careful is eating the hot gruel, felt that in completely empty stomach finally warm, I some thoughts asked question that this should early morning ask, this fine small log cabin, always possibly is not small spirit builds personally. 小心的喝着热粥,感觉空空如也的胃里终于暖和了过来,我才有心思问这个本该一早就问的问题,这个精致的小木屋,总不可能是小幽灵自己亲手搭建起来的吧。 The little fellows rebuke looked at my one eyes, as if felt my issue is really held responsible was too late. 小家伙嗔怪的看了我一眼,似乎觉得我这个问题实在是问的太晚了。 „This is a room that lives in seclusion old Grandpa Druid here.” “这是一个隐居在这里的老德鲁伊爷爷的房间。” On the side of her also bucket one bowl of hot gruel, does not use the soup spoon, the bowl toward the mouth one but actually, in drunk thin crash-bang, after drinking up, on the corners of the mouth also held to much, but beauty is beauty, so uncouthly drinking law, to the small spirit on, actually added for several points to be tenderly gruff and lovable. 她一边自己也勺了一碗热粥,也不用调羹,将碗往嘴里一倒,喝的稀里哗啦的,喝完以后,嘴角上还粘着了不少,不过美女就是美女,如此粗鲁的喝法,到了小幽灵身上,却更添几分娇憨和可爱。 One breath and ending, she reaches the bowl demon again, sweat, I felt, if drinks the law according to own present this, after waiting to drink up this bowl, the entire pot also bottomed. 一口气和完,她再次将魔手伸向锅子,汗,我觉得要是按照自己现在这个喝法,等喝完这碗以后,整个锅也就见底了。 Therefore, two people no longer spoke, an intense food contest pulled open officially. 于是,两人不再说话,一场激烈的食物争夺战正式拉开。 Originally according to truth, according to deduction and according to thing the regular development, according to what, my mouth is bigger than the small spirit, the unit discharge are also naturally more than her, the stomach is also older than her absolutely, as the matter stands capacity is also the steady victory without doubt, is, why, why when I drink the third bowl, small spirit already remaining do 4/5 drink completely up? 本来按道理、按推论、按事物的规律性发展,无论是按什么来说,我的嘴巴比小幽灵大,单位流量自然也就比她多,胃也绝对比她大,这样一来容量方面也是稳胜无疑,可是,为什么,为什么在我喝第三碗的时候,小幽灵就已经将剩下的五分之四全部喝光呢？ „Ok, the little fellow, came a bit faster, really does not know that actually your stomach was anything makes.” “好了,小家伙,快点过来吧,真不知道你的胃究竟是什么做成的。” I holds on to stretch out the fresh-faced small tongue, but also wants in the residual the bottom of the pot to add the clean small spirit, with handkerchief careful wipes off the grain of cooked rice on her corners of the mouth even cheeks, this time she always looks like child, smiling is sipping the small mouth, whatever I clean, visits me, the silver eye pupil flicks, beautiful. 我一把拉住伸出粉嫩小舌,还想将锅底里残渣添干净的小幽灵,用手巾细细的将她嘴角甚至脸颊上的饭粒擦掉,这时的她总是像小孩子似的,笑眯眯的抿着小嘴任由我擦拭,看着我,银色的眼眸一闪一闪,明媚之极。 „Ok, talked clearly, we actually where, did you how find here now?” After scratching, I use the hand to pinch, first takes back an interest that on that elastic extremely good cheeks favors to drown. “好了,说清楚一点,我们现在究竟在哪里,你是怎么样找到这里的？”擦完以后,我用手在那弹性极佳的脸颊上宠溺的一捏,先收回点利息。 „This you asked me, I don't know either.” Small spirit comfortable curling up in my arms, is narrowing saying of eye puzzle. “这个你问我,我也不知道啊。”小幽灵舒服的蜷在我怀里,眯着眼睛困扰的说道。 „After at that time fell to the ground, Little Snow caught up, I make it look for a place that has the habitation, then Little Snow captured for several hours, found here, I do not know where this is, only nearby knows as if only then a that grandfather person lives.” “当时落到地上以后,小雪赶了过来,我只是让它找个有人烟的地方,然后小雪兜了几个小时,就找到了这里,我也不知道这是哪里,只知道附近似乎只有那个老爷爷一个人住。” ? Is the grandfather who a person lives alone so mystical? Must know that in the forest the crisis on top of crisis, has not selected the real skill, wanting a person to live in that to daydream without doubt. 哦？一个人独居的老爷爷那么神秘？要知道森林里危机重重,没点真本事,想要一个人住那无疑是白日做梦。 „I to really want to experience this grandfather.” “那我到是真想见识一下这个老爷爷了。” At once, I to small spirit mouth in „grandfather” curiosity is big, after on the nose of little fellow pinched, is wanting to get out of bed, never expected that out of the door to first remembered the knock. 一时之间,我对小幽灵口中的“老爷爷”好奇心大起,在小家伙的鼻子上捏了捏后,正欲下床,没想到门外到是先想起了敲门声。 „Come.” “请进。” „......” “……” If the small spirit said that real, that this knocking on a door person without doubt was that grandfather, listens to the small spirit the tone, simply did not have consciousness under the inhabitants eave, master, you determined on the contrary likely you were really the saintess rather than wrest away the organized crime eldest sister head of others lair? 如果小幽灵说的话是真的话,那这个敲门的人无疑就是那个老爷爷了,听听小幽灵的口气,根本没有一丝居人檐下的觉悟,反倒像个主人似的,你确定你真的是圣女而不是霸占他人巢穴的黑社会大姐头？ The heavy wooden door was opened, comes in a old person from outside, smiles, seems like very neat old person. 沉重的木门吖一声被打开,从外面进来一个老人,一个满脸笑容,看上去十分清爽的老人。 The skeleton is hale and hearty, the body stands straightly, hand and foot waist chest the solid feeling of being full of the strength, like the old woodcutter who these chop firewood frequently, has on the faces of several deep wrinkles, keeps the scholar general length to probably, from the face outline looks, this old person's young time should also be a handsome fellow, but that hangs to the straight hair of waist, is the black and white interaction, simple civilian clothes/armor, is clean and neat, in brief, this seemingly ordinary old person whole body sends out one „I am expert” makings. 骨骼硬朗,身子站得笔直,手足腰胸给人一种充满劲道的扎实感,就像那些经常砍柴的老樵夫一样,有着几道深深皱纹的脸上,留着学者一般的长须,从面部轮廓上看,这老人年轻的时候也应该是个帅哥,而那垂至腰间的笔直头发,则是黑白相间,一身简简单单的平民衣服,干净而清爽,总而言之,这个看似平凡的老人浑身都散发出一股“我是高手”的气质。 „Did a gallon grandfather, when you come back?” “加仑爷爷,你什么时候回来了？” Sees the old person to come , the little fellow is not unexpectedly bashful, with that belt/bring the sound of exquisite rules of tonal pattern sweet and this seemingly was called a gallon old person to greet, the nest is not willing to get up in my arms as before. 见老人进来,小家伙竟然一点也不害臊,用那带着优美声律的声音甜甜的和这个貌似叫加仑的老人打着招呼,依旧窝在我怀里不肯起来。 „Came back a while, but saw that your two young people are talking love, came embarrassed.” Asked a gallon old person of hehe to smile. “回来一会儿了,只是见到你们两个年轻人在谈情说爱,不好意思过来罢了。”叫加仑的老人呵呵一笑。 Came back to have a while? From the teasing meaning of gallon, I actually heard another, in other words just this person outside, but haven't I actually detected? Indeed is a expert, was not the words not possible person of expert to live in seclusion here. 回来有一会儿了？从加仑的调侃意思中,我却听到了另外一层,也就是说刚刚这个人是在外面,而我却一点也没有察觉到是吗？的确是个高手,不是高手的话也不可能一个人隐居在这里了。 „Hello, I called Wu Fan, Druid Wu Fan, knew you very much happily, gallon grandfather.” Is hugging unceasingly toward the small spirit that my arms drill, I can only not know whether to laugh or cry signaled by nodding toward the opposite party. “你好,我叫吴凡,德鲁伊吴凡,很高兴认识你,加仑爷爷。”抱着不断往我怀里钻的小幽灵,我只能哭笑不得的朝对方点头示意了一下。 „It is not in the way, is not in the way, I am also young, hehe ——” gallon deprecating smiling gives up. “不碍事,不碍事,我也年轻过呀,呵呵——”加仑不以为意的笑着罢了罢手。 Chatted a meeting, I and this old man wound ripe, he indeed was an amiable person, who regardless of as if you were, can find the topic with him, no wonder that was always living person near small spirit do not see him, did not hide in amulet. 聊了一会,我和这老头熟络起来了,他的确是一个平易近人的人,似乎无论你是什么人,都能和他找到话题,无怪乎向来是生人勿近的小幽灵见了他,也不躲到项链里面去了。 In his words, when the gallon never knows starts, has lived in seclusion alone here, perhaps is several years, more than ten years, dozens years, in the mountain does not have the years, he was also very natural, his class was Druid, when I asked many levels, he also smiles to me said that own present is only low rank Druid. 按照他的话说,加仑从不知道什么时候开始,就已经独自隐居在这里,也许是几年,十几年,几十年,山中无岁月,他记不了也是很自然的,他的职业是德鲁伊,当我问到多少级的时候,他也只是笑了笑对我说自己现在只是一个低阶的德鲁伊而已。 What is rarer, in his topic, I discovered in forest region that in this elf clan appears and disappears, as he of human as if with good that the elf is together, has the elf village when nearby dozens kilometers, gallon and them has happening together, even runs to rub the liquor to drink frequently, this arrives is surprising, because the relations of elf and human were not usually good, this time is also because we saved life of many elves, made an exception to obtain the approval of elf clan, actually this old man was how and elf clan hit the good relations, really made one be interested. 更难得的是,在他的话题里,我发现在这片精灵族出没的森林区域里,身为人类的他似乎和精灵相处的不错,在附近几十公里外有个精灵村落,加仑和他们时有交集,甚至经常跑去蹭酒喝,这到是让人惊讶,因为精灵和人类的关系素来不好,这次也是因为我们挽救了许多精灵的生命,才破例得到了精灵族的认可,这个老头究竟是怎么和精灵族打好关系的呢,真令人感兴趣。 The gallon is living in seclusion adventurer, this has seen alliance adventurer, the fallen, fourth type adventurer after wanderer, they stand aloof from the world, does not want to participate to save in the great action of human, only thinks peaceful own life, this behavior is very selfish, but this world who can not be selfish? 加仑是一个隐居的冒险者,这是自我见过联盟冒险者,堕落者,流浪者之后的第四种类冒险者,他们与世无争,也不想参与到拯救人类的伟大行动里面,只想安安静静的过好自己的生活,这种行为很自私,但这个世界又有谁能不自私呢？ „A gallon old man, as Druid, your experience should very richly is right.” “加仑老头,身为德鲁伊,你的经验应该很丰富才对吧。” Each other was ripe, we naturally also let loose the words, the name also becomes unscrupulous, but this gallon old man, to is the opposite party request calls, he said that grandfather name in made one have the goosebumps, to might as well say directly the old man was more refreshed, was really a straightforward lovable old man. 彼此熟了,我们自然也放开了话,称呼也变得肆无忌惮起来,不过这个加仑老头,到是对方要求这么叫的,他说爷爷这个称呼是在是太让人起鸡皮疙瘩了,到不如直接称老头更爽快,真是个率直可爱的老头。 „This, same.” “这个,一般般吧。” The gallon touched the beard, seems like quite somewhat is as deep as a well. 加仑摸了摸胡子,看起来颇有几分高深莫测。 This is not guessed at will, has a look at this old man, long white hair, even if the Diablo ordinarily resident, feared that still had hundred years old, let alone was Class Transferor, even if he said that he now is 200 years old, I will not suspect probably. 这并不是随意猜测,看看这老头,都长白发了,就算是暗黑的普通居民,怕也有个百来岁了吧,更何况是转职者,就算他说他现在有两百岁高龄,我大概也不会怀疑。 The person always becomes a ghost, this gallon was old, naturally also has greatly possibly has several unique skills very much, therefore I have such a to ask. 正所谓人老成精,这加仑老了,自然也有很大可能有几手绝活,因此我才有这么一问。 „That...... I stay here temporarily, learns several lines from you not?” Hesitant a meeting, I am sigh finally ask like this. “那……我暂时留在这里,跟你学几手行不？”犹豫了一会,我终于是叹了口气这样问道。 The gallon has not spoken, but is visits me who the look measures not, in the eye as if quite somewhat sighed and helpless, then, he sighed one slightly, the lip muttered, if I can the lipreading, definitely discover that he was saying. 加仑没有说话,而是神色莫测的看着我,眼睛里似乎颇有几分感叹和无奈,然后,他微微叹了一声,嘴唇喃喃,如果我会读唇术的话,肯定会发现他是在说。 „the Will of Heaven.” “天意啊。” „What's wrong, how many unique skills doesn't give up that? Do not worry, I will pay you reward.” Sees with own eyes a gallon scared appearance, I patted the chest, standard I was the nouveau riche I do not fear the ruined family style. “怎么,舍不得那几个拿手绝活？别担心,我会付给你报酬的。”眼见加仑一副失魂落魄的样子,我不禁拍起了胸膛,一副标准的我是暴发户我不怕败家气派。 „? What reward? First explained, the reward insufficient words do not want to make me nod.” “哦？什么报酬？先说明,报酬不够的话可别想让我点头。” Sighed with emotion one, the gallon had gotten back one's composure, sees my a self-satisfied appearance that had your advantage, was happy. 感慨了一阵,加仑回过神,见我一副有你好处的得意模样,也不禁乐了。 „Breathes out ——” “嘘嘘——” My mysterious gave a keeping silent hand signal to him, looked at the bosom small spirit, thought probably we old few dialogue does not have the meaning, she wing of the nose has trembled, the nest of kitten rested in the bosom, I hug gently her, places on the bed to use quilt cover good. 我神秘兮兮的对他作了一个噤声的手势,看了看怀里的小幽灵,大概是觉得我们一老一少的对话没意思,她已经鼻翼微颤,小猫似的窝在怀里睡了,我轻轻将她抱起,放在床上用被子盖好。 Has turned head, the vision that the gallon old man correct use envies visits me, does not know that is envies the small spirit to have my such gentle husband, envies me to have little spirit such pretty wife, his look is a little moved, remembered own spouse probably. 回过头,加仑老头正用羡慕的眼光看着我,也不知道是羡慕小幽灵有我这么个温柔的丈夫,还是羡慕我有小幽灵这么个漂亮的妻子,他眼神有点伤感,大概也是想起了自己的老伴了。 „old man, shows this you, satisfaction guaranteed.” “老头,给你看看这个,包你满意。” I pull out several finger thick fine books mysterious, right, the movement like peddles to pirate the aunt of H small dish in the street. 我神秘兮兮的掏出几本指头厚的精美书籍,没错,动作就像在街头上兜售盗版H碟的大婶一样。 This is I from three does not have princess there to seize, content very strange book. 这正是我从三无公主那里缴获的,内容很奇怪的书。 „Is this your reward?” “这就是你的报酬？” Met curiously, the gallon read slightly, immediately shows the expression that does not know whether to laugh or cry. 好奇的接了过去,加仑略微翻看了一下,顿时露出哭笑不得的表情。 „Right, good.” I smile. “没错,不错吧。”我嘿嘿一笑。 „What do I want these to make? It is not good.” The gallon is shaking the head to draw back the book. “我要这些做什么？不行。”加仑摇着头将书退了回来。 Sweat, but also thinks that this old man is turtle immortal level, it seems like it was I misjudged, the eye rolled one revolution, I thought that this was not the means that must refer to the experience attainment of senior to be good, therefore is in front of gallon, I put out several other books to read conveniently, carefully looked, mostly was „legendary Hero XXX” and „formidable fights „ story that Lesser Evil” and I and Andariel have to tell ” and „loud fart to be killed by shock big pineapple”...... book title so forth. 汗,还以为这老头是龟仙人等级的,看来是我失算了,眼睛骨碌一转,我觉得这样不是办法,得参考一下前辈的经验心得才行,于是当着加仑的面,我随手拿出另外几本书翻看了起来,仔细一看,大多都是“传奇英雄XXX”、“勇者斗魔王”、“我和安达利尔不得不说的故事”、“一个响屁震死大菠萝”……诸如此类的书名。 I have said early, the imagination of Dark Continent obscene people are not less than the original world. 我早说过了,暗黑大陆淫民的想象力不比原来世界少啊。 Therefore, when I put down the book, again facing the gallon old man time, my vision like the shuttle, the whole body sends out the air/Qi of Overlord. 于是,当我放下书,重新面对加仑老头的时候,我的目光如梭,全身散发出王霸之气。 „old man, according to the plot develops, you should have an elegantly beautiful beautiful granddaughter and so on.” “老头,按照情节开展,你应该有个冷艳绝美的孙女之类的吧。” „......” “……” What is „according to plot development”, even if I have the granddaughter, why can is elegantly beautiful beautiful may not? 什么叫“按照情节开展”,就算我有孙女,为什么就非得是冷艳绝美不可？ A —— gallon old person, successfully learns the innermost feelings to complain, skill level first-level. ——加仑老人,成功习得内心吐槽,技能等级一级。 „In that case on simple......” does not need a gallon reply, aggressively I then soar to the heavens is pointing at itself. “那样一来就简单……”不待加仑回答,我接着霸气冲天的指着自己。 „Your granddaughter, gives me, as the matter stands, I am your granddaughter's husband, instructing me is also natural.” I took you to thank me to find such a good husband's look to say for your granddaughter. “你的孙女,就交给我吧,这样一来,我就是你的孙女婿,指导我也就理所当然了。”我以一副你该感谢我为你的孙女找到这样一个好丈夫的神色说道。 „pā ——” “啪——” The body flew. 身体飞了出去。 What making a move is not a gallon old man, but is my behind small spirit, sees only her in sleep talking several, then takes back the jade leg, appearance that crosses nothing happened, naturally, if neglects my buttocks to face upwards, the head inserts inside the corner wall. 出手的并不是加仑老头,而是我身后的小幽灵,只见她在梦呓几句,然后将玉腿收回,一副什么都没发生过的模样,当然,如果忽视我屁股朝天,脑袋插在角落墙里头的话。 „Boy, the idea is good, but was a pity very much, I do not have the granddaughter.” “小子,想法不错,但是很可惜,我并没有孙女。” Saw my sorry figure will pull out from the wall, the old man laughs, his person lived here for a long time, was a little early lonely, now came the two interesting young people, at the appointed time suited his appetite very much. 看到我狼狈的将头从墙里面抽出来,老头开怀大笑,他在这里一个人住久了,早有点寂寞,如今来了两个有意思的年轻人,到时很合他的胃口。 qu, this old man is the water drop does not invade simply, the oil salt does not enter. 呿,这老头简直就是滴水不侵,油盐不进。 Did not have the means that can only put out the final magic weapon, the mysterious thing that pocket that endured compared with X dreams much, favored. 没办法了,只能拿出最后的法宝,一个堪比多啦X梦的口袋的神奇东西,看好了。