...... …… „master, please grant me the achievement love the secret.” “大师,请赐予我成就爱情的秘诀吧。” Phoenix both hands lift up high, pays homage to oneself to believe the god is ordinary like the devout believer. 菲尼克斯双手高举,就像虔诚的教徒在膜拜自己信仰着的神一般。 „Oh?” “哦？” Sees the appearance of Phoenix, I voice opinions gently, a secret ghost, I have what secret, although indeed three peonies may gently the wife of person right, but reviews carefully, actually in the process of development sentiment, I am in passive or is successful, radically there is no to soak little girl experience to discuss. 看到菲尼克斯的样子,我轻轻发出一声感叹,秘诀个鬼呀,我有什么秘诀,虽然的确是有三个国色天香温柔可人的妻子没错,但是仔细回顾一下,其实在发展感情的过程中,我都处于被动又或者是水到渠成,根本就没什么泡妞经验可谈。 However, this does not hinder me to trick Phoenix. 但是,这并不妨碍我忽悠菲尼克斯。 „Crazy crazy, you may know chanting tales only one character, how many people sacrifice the life through the ages, sprinkles hot blooded, is nerve-racking low-spirited, so-called sentimental hated since old times idle , is so can it be that easy to build the fruits of virtue?” “痴儿呀痴儿,你可知道情只一字,古往今来有多少人为之抛头颅,洒热血,黯然伤神,所谓多情自古空余恨,又岂是那么容易修成正果？” Sits conducts the back in Little Snow, I looked at Phoenix exhaltedly solemnly, the look am full of the dignity, on the buddhist image dignified face was sending out the myriad golden rays, let unable to bear lie prostrate in worship. 坐在小雪背上,我居高临下的看菲尼克斯,神色端庄中饱含着威严,宝相庄严的脸上似发出了万道金光,让忍不住顶礼膜拜。 Although in the words blended many „different world language”, but Phoenix went all over less than half continent worthily, got used to seeing the wind popular customs ritual wanderer, guess and ignorant/veiled also understood to him unexpectedly 78, very obviously, in the atmosphere of language and under solemn silence of being as deep as a well, he was blown, sentiment Saint! This is the imposing manner of sentiment Saint!! 虽然话中参杂了许多“异世界语言”,但菲尼克斯不愧是走遍了小半个大陆,看惯了风俗习礼的流浪者,连猜带蒙的竟然也给他理解了七八分,很显然,在高深莫测的语言和庄严肃穆的气氛下,他被镇住了,情圣！这就是情圣的气势啊！！ „Asked master to direct the bright road to the benighted person.” “请大师给愚昧无知之人指点明路吧。” On the Phoenix face that called an excitement, had master's instruction, oneself can little take many tortuous paths, no wonder this year was popular acknowledges as teacher, it seems like that the farewell single life has been just round the corner. 菲尼克斯脸上那叫一个激动,有高手的指导,自己能少走多少弯路呀,难怪这年头都兴拜师,看来告别单身生活已经指日可待了。 Really is a fool of brain, hasn't understood my meaning? Doesn't this year wants to acknowledge as teacher, give a present such line? Unavoidablily, I have to make noise again the reminder. 果然是个一根脑筋的傻蛋,没听懂我的意思吗？这年头想拜师,不送礼这么行呢？不得已,我只好再次出声提醒。 „This peerless secret is I works wholeheartedly to create, but how easily does missionary work to the bystander.” “此绝世秘诀乃是我呕心沥血所创,怎可轻易对外人传教。” Then, even Phoenix in silly, still understands that was what meaning, thinks is also, wants to study others' thing, must first meaning meaning, he quickly turn in own inventory looks, good a meeting, but also had not really found any appropriate thing. 这下,就算菲尼克斯在傻,也明白是什么意思了,想想也是,想学别人的东西,总得先意思意思吧,他急忙在自己的物品栏里翻找,好了一会,还真没找到什么合适的东西。 Inside thing are many, some strange thing that but besides the experience essential item, mostly is some Phoenix travels from oneself each place has collected, for example Fallen Sorcerer demon head staff, the ugly strange 2 : 1 statue, the simulation tentacle of Andariel, the mildewy jam containing filling bread in various types of significances wait/etc, unusual is unusual, however valuable are not many. 里面的东西很多,但除了历练的必需品外,大多都是一些菲尼克斯从自己游历过的各个地方收藏起来的一些稀奇古怪玩意,比如说沉沦魔巫师的鬼头杖,丑陋怪的2:1身雕像,安达利尔的仿真触手,各种意义上的发霉果酱夹心面包等等,稀奇是稀奇,但是值钱的并不多。 Perhaps remaining some items equipment not to mention, took in front of ordinary adventurer acts, but he knows, in this even maidservants gave on equipment in front of a golden equipment nouveau riche, that simply was the trash in trash. 剩下的一些物品装备就更不用说了,或许在普通冒险者面前还拿得出手,但是他知道,在这个连侍女都给装备上了一身金色装备的暴发户面前,那简直就是垃圾中的垃圾。 So giving up easily, naturally no, who do not forget Phoenix is, his actually dead pig is not afraid of boiling water turns completely the mixed seven chaotic eight useless things that at the journey make, suspends the ground, a waiting for a better price appearance, face thick-skinned to make the blood boil. 难道就如此轻易的放弃,当然不,别忘了菲尼克斯是什么人,他硬是死猪不怕开水烫的将自己旅途上弄来的杂七乱八的无用东西全部翻出来,摆到地上,一副待价而沽的样子,脸皮厚到让人发指。 He did not fear that my was not happy, carelessly an instruction thing, making him on sad add sadly? Ok, by his intelligence quotient, if can think of this point, could not become the tragedy emperor. 难道他就不怕我一个不高兴,胡乱传授点东西,让他悲上加悲吗？算了,以他的智商要是能想到这一点的话,也成不了悲剧帝了。 „Where do these thing come?” “这几件玩意是从哪里来的？” My look strange is sizing up in several, this is what kind of looking familiar. 我神色古怪的打量着里面其中的几件,这是何等的眼熟啊。 „, You also think that these good, this is I buys in Lut Gholein and a merchant named Mizuo, he also hit my 20% discount, cheap, haha......” Phoenix happily smiled. “哦,你也认为这几件不错吧,这可是我在鲁高因和一个叫瓦瑞夫的商人买的,他还打了我八折,便宜吧,哈哈哈……”菲尼克斯得意的笑了起来。 „He added that these thing buy from a senior carpenter master hand, now that senior carpenter master died, therefore entire continent only one set, but rich cannot buy.” I also followed to smile. “他是不是还说了,这些玩意是从一个老木匠师手中买下来的,现在那个老木匠师死了,因此整个大陆仅有一套,可是有钱也买不到。”我也跟着笑了。 „Yes, he has indeed said like this, but how do you know?” “是啊,他的确是这样说过,不过你是怎么知道的？” At once, Phoenix looks that my look has, if sees the deity to descend to earth, that is holds in awe and veneration. 一时之间,菲尼克斯看着我的眼神有若看到天神下凡,那是又敬又畏。 „Because he has also said to me like this.” “因为他也这样对我说过呀。” Phoenix: „......” 菲尼克斯:“……” I: „......” 我:“……” „Has a look at other thing, guarantees would-be you not to see.” Phoenix with no trace received demon head staff and sculpture and tentacle. “看看别的玩意吧,保准你没见过。”菲尼克斯不着痕迹的将鬼头杖和雕塑和触手收了起来。 Inside thing were too many, moreover mostly is to make the person unable to feel the thing of head, how I really should not say that this fellow was good, is only this hobby and personal status, it is estimated that does not have many girls to dare to marry him. 里面的玩意实在太多了,而且大多都是让人摸不着脑袋的东西,我真不该怎么说这家伙好了,光是这嗜好和品位,估计就没有多少个女孩敢嫁给他。 Therefore, I take up dim spot variegated long striped cloth to ask conveniently together: „What is this?” 于是,我随手拿起一块暗点斑斓的长条布子问道:“这又是什么？” Does not know is the misconception, when I take up this long arrange/cloth, how many bosom three no princesses the eyelid as if jumped , will then have cast aside, looks from the profile, under that white veil covers up the small mouth to move, what as if said that this is responded to usually desert wooden her very much, is really what good thing to be inadequate? 不知道是不是错觉,当我拿起这条长布的时候,怀里的三无公主眼皮似乎跳了几下,然后将头撇过,从侧脸看去,那白色面纱遮掩下的小嘴动了动,似乎说了些什么,这对平时漠无表情的她来说已经是很大的反应了,难道真是什么好东西不成？ Just had/left smelly Phoenix to draw the face eagerly, listened my such a to ask, immediately impatient collected the smile. 刚刚出了糗的菲尼克斯急于扳回面子,听我这么一问,立刻就迫不及待的将笑脸凑了上来。 „Good that this issue asked that how one looked, it was only an ordinary arrange/cloth turban, but actually......” “这个问题问的好,咋一看,它只是一条普通的布巾而已,但其实……” At this point, Phoenix also keeps guessing, is mysterious to collect, as if must disclose that what, anxious left Panyou attended to hugely secretly several times, after periphery confirming no one, opens the mouth in a soft voice. 说到这里,菲尼克斯还卖了个关子,然后神秘兮兮将头凑上来,仿佛要透露什么天大秘密似地,紧张的左盼右顾了好几次,确认周围没有人以后,才轻声开口。 „According to selling to my cloth strip the mysterious expert aunt of mysteriously appearing and disappearing, this is under to over ten -year-old little girls, from the 100-year-old big woman, the woman most important thing that every month must use, is girl's excellent sharp weapon that is used to flatter itself to like......” “据卖给我这布条的神出鬼没的神秘高手大婶说,这可是下至十多岁的小女孩,上至100多岁的大婆,每个月都要用到的女人最重要的东西,是用来讨好自己喜欢的女孩子的绝佳利器……” „Pū ——” “噗——” My two eyes one black, almost no old blood blowout, hurries to throw the cloth strip, looks that grasps the hand of cloth strip to cry but have no tears, heavens, why I will know that such idiot, actually I made what evil, will really infect the tragedy with this fellow together. 我两眼一黑,差点没有一口老血喷出,赶紧将布条一扔,看着抓过布条的手欲哭无泪,天啊,为什么我会认识这样的白痴,我究竟作了什么孽呀,跟这家伙在一起果然是会传染悲剧。 „Water ——” “水——” Endures to punch the impulsion of pig head Phoenix, I jump several characters from the gap between teeth, felt that the bosom three no princesses' bodies seem shivering slightly, bear very laborious appearance. 忍着将菲尼克斯揍成猪头的冲动,我从牙缝里蹦出几个字,感觉怀里三无公主的身体似乎在微微颤抖,忍得很辛苦的样子。 „Brother Wu Fan, do you are do, this to me is very important thing, I prepare to treat as the proposing gift to give to my one's beloved it.” Phoenix catches the cloth strip hastily, a face you do not know the high-quality goods the hidden bitterness. “吴凡老弟,你这是干嘛呀,这对我来说是很重要的东西,我可是准备将它当做求婚礼物送给自己的心上人的。”菲尼克斯连忙接住布条,一脸你不识好货的幽怨。 I should from selling the cloth strip „mysterious expert aunt who mysteriously appears and disappears” mentioned, „was that aunt has used, after is she has used, air dries sold to again your” like this complains to him? First gives this bastard attending a lesson physiology knowledge class, then told him, if treated as this cloth strip definitely is tragedy that a time the proposing gift traded? Ok, I have been disinclined to say anything, even if said that this fellow can still by other way tragedies. 我该从卖布条的“神出鬼没的神秘高手大婶”说起,“是那个大婶用过了的吧,是她用过之后晾干再卖给你的吧”这样对他吐槽？还是先给这混蛋上堂生理知识课,然后告诉他如果将这条布条当做求婚礼物换来的肯定又是一次的悲剧？算了,我已经懒得说什么了,就算说了,这家伙也能以其他的方式悲剧。 A Phoenix —— whole body filled complained, let complain pattern full me not to know fellow who should how complain, in some sense was really a fearful person. 菲尼克斯——一个全身上下充满了吐槽点,让吐槽模式全开的我也不知该怎么去吐槽的家伙,某种意义上来说真是一个可怕的人。 In the local area the disorderly thing by my each article denial, the bitter color on Phoenix face even more is thick the thick time, a stone mapped in the middle of my line of sight, the color and shape of that stone, making me unconscious to supervise Riel , the less than half block rhombus stone that from the following lava hole altar obtains to link after it and gets rid of. 当地上乱七八糟的东西被我一件件否定,菲尼克斯脸上的苦色越发浓稠的时候,一块石头映入了我的视线当中,那块石头的颜色和形状,让我不自觉的将它和干掉督瑞尔以后从后面的熔浆洞的祭坛上得到的小半块菱形石头联系在一起。 !! Forgot to have a magic gate matter to tell the miser the altar behind, at this time I remembered, but later went back to tell is not late. 啊！！忘记将祭坛后面有一头魔法门的事情告诉吝啬鬼了,这时我才想起,不过以后回去告诉也不迟。 „Where can this thing come?” “这玩意是从哪里得来的？” I hefted to throw several that crushed stone in the hand, that seemed like that the unique feel of crude lubrication made my more definite this should be the fragment of same thing actually, found original that rhombus crushed stone in the inventory corner with great difficulty, I spelled to crowd together two stones, finally the fault/chasm did not tally, it seems like that the fragment should have many. 我将那块碎石掂在手里抛了几下,那看似粗糙实则润滑的独特手感让我更加确定这应该是同一件东西的碎片,在物品栏的角落里好不容易找到原来那块菱形碎石,我将两块石头拼凑在一起,结果断层根本就不吻合,看来碎片应该还有不少。 „It‘s nothing impression, which outdoor shop should from buy conveniently.” Had learning from another's mistakes, Phoenix does not dare to boast. “没什么印象,应该是从哪个摊子随手买来的吧。”有了前车之鉴,菲尼克斯再也不敢吹嘘了。 „Ok, wanted this stone , you owed me a big favor, later made the cow to make the horse to repay me.” I return to two stone stoppers inventory conveniently. “好了,就要这块石头吧,还有,你欠我一个大人情,以后得就做牛做马报答我吧。”我随手将两块石头塞回物品栏里面。 „!?” “啊！？” Face of Phoenix immediately painstakingly, until I said that will only make him handle matter in one's power, nod that beams with joy indicated to comply, looked that his for the appearance that woman anything ignored, as if looked for the wife no longer is pure for own natural luck life, but has risen the dignity the human life or death the universe destruction wait/etc and so on strange aspect. 菲尼克斯的脸立刻苦了起来,直到我说只会让他做力所能及的事情,才眉开眼笑的点着头表示答应,看他一副为了女人什么都不顾的样子,似乎找老婆已经不再是单纯为了自己的性福人生,而是已经上升到了尊严啊人类存亡啊宇宙毁灭啊等等之类的奇怪方面去了。 „Good, I teach the secret of love to you.” “好吧,那我就将恋爱的秘诀传授给你。” „master great kindness, Phoenix eternal life difficult report.” Listened to my such saying, Phoenix to be glad to be about to cry, fellow who was really a tragedy, I suspected seriously he has towed girl's hand. “大师的大恩大德,菲尼克斯永生难报。”听我这么一说,菲尼克斯乐得快哭了,真是个悲剧的家伙,我严重怀疑他有没有拖过女孩子的手。 „You come with me.” “你跟我来。” I looked at three not to have princess one eyes, jumps down, greeted Phoenix distantly arrives under a tree, did not know also thinks that we must conduct the underground work. 我看了三无公主一眼,跳了下来,招呼菲尼克斯远远的来到一棵树下,不知道的还以为我们是要搞地下工作。 qu, three do not have princess tiny tot, just knows that obviously that long arrange/cloth is anything, did not remind one, harmed me to leave smelly, how the topic of this man can make her listen again. 呿,三无公主这小不点,刚刚明明知道那长布是什么,也不提醒一声,害我出糗,这男人的话题怎么能再让她听下去。 „Good, before teaching you, first asked a question, you must look for elf beauty to be good.” After under the tree sits well, I started the teaching curriculum. “好吧,在教导你之前,先问一个问题,你是不是一定要找精灵美女才行。”在树下坐定以后,我开始了教学课程。 „Arrived not necessarily is, is only so many attractive elves in oneself at present, the words that does not pursue were a little a pity.” Phoenix believes that in being inferior bowl in pot, being inferior mouth in bowl, the simple point said that is nearby the principle, the simple point said again, eats what is offered. “到也不一定是,只是那么多漂亮的精灵在自己眼前,不追求的话有点可惜。”菲尼克斯坚信锅里的不如碗里的,碗里的不如嘴里的,简单点说就是就近原则,再简单点说,就是饥不择食。 „In my opinion, I did not approve that you marry the elf clan girl.” My sinking sound said. “以我看来,我并不赞成你娶精灵族女孩。”我沉声说道。 „Why?” “为什么？” „You look, the elf clan is the long ear, a child ear length that if you later live what to do?” “你看,精灵族全都是长耳朵,万一你们以后生下来的孩子耳朵一个长短怎么办？” You have a look at my many good intentions, even the descendants helped Phoenix consider, naturally, this matter was unlikely, is lacking the knowledge Dark Continent, actually fooled sufficiently. 你看看我多好心,连后代都帮菲尼克斯考虑到了,当然,这种事情是不可能发生的,不过在缺乏科普知识的暗黑大陆,却足以将人唬住了。 „Is reasonable, what to do that...... should that?” “有道理,那……那该怎么办？” Phoenix flustered, in his brain only then picks up the little girl, where can want to obtain is so deep. 菲尼克斯慌了,他脑子里只有泡妞,哪会想得到那么深去。 „You are stupid, doesn't have an excellent goal before you? You had not treasured.” I expected too much to knock his head to say. “你笨啊,不是有一个大好目标在你面前吗？只是你一直没有珍惜罢了。”我恨铁不成钢敲了他一下脑袋道。 „Goal that Ouna, bar maidservant Ouna, she is easiest to start fool.” “欧娜呀,酒吧侍女欧娜呀,她才是最容易下手的目标啊笨蛋。” „, I had not pursued her two years.” “不是吧,我已经追求了她两年了。” „Your method was too rotten, I thought that she also has the favorable impression to you, come, attaches the ear, so long as this, this...... guarantees again successful.” “那你的方法太烂了,我看她对你也有好感,来,将耳朵附过来,只要这样,再这样……保证水到渠成。” „master!!” Phoenix tiger with tears, shakes my hand to swing unceasingly. “大师啊！！”菲尼克斯虎目含泪,握着我的手不断摇着。 „Come on, I favor you.” I pat his shoulder, a sincerity of face. “加油吧,我看好你。”我拍拍他的肩膀,一脸的真诚。 „One generation of tragedy emperor Phoenix under the direction of Great Sage Wu Fan, stepped the final tragedy road of no return finally, the gear of destiny starts to rotate, no one could prevent.” “一代悲剧帝菲尼克斯在大贤者吴凡的指引下,终于踏上了最后的悲剧不归路,命运的齿轮开始转动,谁也阻止不了。” „Well? Is Brother Wu, what you saying?” Has gone out about dozens meters Phoenix to turn head to ask suddenly, on that face is still brimming with the pure smile. “咦？吴老弟,你在说什么呢？”已经走出几十米开外的菲尼克斯突然回过头问道,那张脸上依然洋溢着纯真的笑容。 „It‘s nothing?” “没什么？” I scratched cold sweat, almost exposed, this fellow, the ear may be sharp enough. 我擦了一把冷汗,差点就暴露了,这家伙,耳朵可够尖了的。 Afterward, I inquired slightly, flap of Phoenix on 258 elf young girls in the only reason that turns over, is the first elf girl who because he starts is a 13-year-old little loli, therefore the young tooth crazy reputation passed on the elf, has no elf young girl to dare to accept him again. 事后,我稍微打听了一下,菲尼克斯在258名精灵少女身上折翼而归的唯一原因,就是因为他下手的第一个精灵女孩是一个只有13岁的小萝莉,于是幼齿狂的名声在精灵里传了开来,再也没有哪个精灵少女敢接受他。 One step goes astray, losing 100 percent, this is the lolicon tragedy...... 一步走错,满盘皆输,这是萝莉控的悲剧…… * * Yesterday's chapter name is inauspicious, the upload that I will first write, avoided the complete tragedy, this was the victory of high intelligence quotient. 昨天的章节名太不吉利了,我还是先将写好的上传,避免完全悲剧,这是高智商的胜利。