...... …… At night, in small villa. 夜晚,小别墅里。 The sound of clang clang resounds, along with slurred „” sound, does not need to guess, can originally create this strange cry besides the dead dog, I cannot find out in entire Dark Continent also has any other lifeform, at this time it will be burying in the wash bowl big tray, the furry head is shrugging unceasingly, everywhere meat juices cooked in soy bean sauce also splash. 锵锵的声音响起,伴随着模糊不清的“嘎哦嘎哦”声音,不用猜,能独创出这种诡异叫声的除了死狗,在整个暗黑大陆我是想不出还有其他任何一种生物,此时它正将头埋在脸盆大的盘子里,毛茸茸的脑袋不断耸动着,漫天的酱汁随之飞溅起来。 The words saying it also has more and more as a dog came to understand, remembers just started, for it as if must demonstrate the position that the equality is even a cut above others, insisted must same sit with us on the chair uses the knife and fork to dine, finally the discovery of tragedy, as a dog, it is not really able to make the behavior like human, to finally, is hungry it that suffocates, that bewildered dignity has to submit in the face of the instinct, is the small Valise feelings is soft, gives it a specially-made fine porcelain tray, not only stops, what even food is also we eats, what it on eating, the result gives to be used to now.. 话说它也越来越有身为一条狗的觉悟了,记得刚开始的时候,它似乎为了要显示平等甚至高人一筹的地位,坚持要和我们一样坐在椅子上使用刀叉进餐,结果很悲剧的发现,作为一条狗,它实在无法做出像人类一样的行为,到最后,饿得奄奄一息的它,那莫名其妙的尊严不得不在本能面前屈服,也是小维拉丝心肠软,给它一个特制的精美瓷盘不单止,连食物也是我们吃什么,它就吃什么,结果现在给惯着了。 qu, really wants it also to be able slightly the consciousness of a little spare dry rations. 呿,真希望它也能稍微有一点备用干粮的觉悟。 Small merpeople that wakes up rarely, was put on the table by the small spirit, two hug also to want the heavy not well-known fruit, gnaws with great interest, but has a look at her side, has accumulated one pile of not a few was gnawed the clean pit, how definitely is unable to imagine her stomach bag to hold volume also to want on big more than ten times of food. 难得醒来的小人鱼,则是被小幽灵放到桌子上,两手抱着一个比自己还要重的不知名水果,啃得津津有味,而看看她的旁边,已经积累起了一堆数量不菲的被啃干净的果核,完全无法想象她的胃袋是怎么能容纳体积比自己还要大上十多倍的食物的。 ...... 还有…… I receive the vision, before pointing at the table, on the tray is suspending quite looks like with the unclear meats that the surrealist technique described, above had the faint trace to be able the sense of smell green gas paralysis to flutter indistinctly, I composed a shape of Skeleton head in the front...... 我将目光收回来,指着自己桌前盘子上摆着的颇像用超现实主义手法描绘出来的不明肉类,上面隐约有丝丝能将嗅觉麻痹的绿色气体飘出,我在面前组成一个骷髅头的形状…… On the forehead brushes suddenly emitted several sweat. 额门上突然刷刷的冒出了几滴汗水。 „Can small jasmine, what thing tell me this is?” “小茉莉,能告诉我这是什么东西吗？” „Stacy beast...... meat.” “史泰兽……的肉。” „That can, talk clearly slightly again!” I mean, what meat to is unimportant, what I care is the producuction process. “那个,能不能稍微再说清楚一点！”我的意思是,什么肉到是不要紧,我更关心的是制作过程。 „Really worthily is the master.” “真不愧是主人。” Listened to my such saying, three did not have the princess to stare, that desert wooden light yellow eye pupil looked. 听我这么一说,三无公主愣了一下,那漠无表情的亮黄色眼眸望了过来。 ahh, seemed to be praised, should I be happy? The words saying why I have not understood her to praise me completely, that issue actually which point was just worth praising, wants to say me more and more vigilant? 啊啊,似乎被夸奖了,我该高兴吗？话说我完全没弄懂她为什么要夸我,刚刚那个问题究竟哪一点值得夸奖,是想说我越来越机警了吗？ „Heard? Inside also has the diamond meat.” “闻出来了吗？里面还有金刚肉。” „No, I mean......” “不,我是说……” Said what I care is not the material issue, is the producuction process, you are know my meaning, deliberately is avoiding, wants to conceal the producuction process, actually did the process want the terrifying to conceal to what degree did not say? Is feared that said I do not have the appetite, is this bastard!! 都说了我关心的并不是材料问题,是制作过程,你是知道我的意思的吧,是在故意回避吧,是想隐瞒制作过程吧,究竟过程要恐怖到什么程度才必须隐瞒不说？是怕说了我没胃口吧,是这样吧混蛋！！ „The Godzilla meat, the white Demon meat......” three did not have the princess silently counting on the fingers same stock of goods. “还有哥斯拉肉,白色恶魔肉……”三无公主默默扳着指头一样样数了起来。 „......” “……” Ok, the food is terrifying enough, felt that do not ask good of producuction process, otherwise is very likely to cause the distortion of my outlook on life values and even character view, good, I acknowledged that is the egg hurts, must sprout up the fantasy to buy that strange thing to study to three no princesses, so long as actually at that time thinks to understand again carefully, acts achievement test piece that she studies, not on me? 算了,食材已经够恐怖了,感觉还是不要问制作过程的好,否则极有可能会导致我的人生观价值观乃至性格观的扭曲,好吧,我承认是自己蛋疼,非要突发奇想买那么奇怪的东西给三无公主研究,其实当时只要再仔细想想就会明白,充当她研究出来的成果的试验品的,不是就我吗？ The dead dog as if is also eats this, the eye looks secretly to in that golden small Capital pug-dog of head stopper to tray on, as if detected that my vision, it vigilant turning head, stared my one eyes suddenly, the turning round eyeball has several points of high again on meaning, called several, probably was saying: What looks at to look, hasn't seen this Sir to dine? 死狗似乎也是吃这个,眼睛偷偷瞄向一边将脑袋塞到盘子里的那只金黄色小京巴狗身上,似乎察觉到了我的目光,它突然机警的回过头,瞪了我一眼,滴溜溜的眼珠带着几分高高再上的意味,嘎哦嘎哦叫了几声,好像在说:看什么看,没见本大人正在用餐吗？ Good, was the time considers, tomorrow is to supplement a meat —— Capital close to dog meat on this dish. 好吧,是时候考虑一下了,明天是不是要在这道菜上追加一种肉——京巴狗肉。 As far as I know, this dead dog to the flavor is very nitpicking, is at least more nitpicking than me and that's the end, since it can eat up, that has no issue on behalf of flavor, naturally, merely is flavor, delicious, not necessarily does not have the poison, the dog to eat, I may not eat the —— human boast commisserate expensive/noble stomach bag, how can place on a par with the dog? 据我所知,这条死狗对味道还是很挑剔的,至少比我挑剔就是了,它既然能吃下的话,那就代表味道方面没什么问题,当然,仅仅是味道方面而已,好吃的,不一定没毒,狗能吃的,我不一定能吃——人类矜贵的胃袋,怎么能和狗相提并论呢？ With consciousness that must die, I used the thick soup child bucket one spoon of dark green meat froth, closed one's eyes to send in the mouth, then entire seemed hit by the high-tension current general, after vibrating fiercely several next, rigid at the scene. 怀着必死的觉悟,我用羹子勺了一勺墨绿色的肉沫,闭着眼睛送入口中,然后整个仿佛被高压电流击中一般,剧烈抖动几下以后,僵直当场。 The flavor, is unexpected good. 味道,出乎意料之外的好。 Actually so long as thinks carefully, the quality of food flavor is actually equivalent to three no princesses' Yin clear tables, without annoying her were not happy, she is the thing that will not make anything to be unpalatable absolutely comes out, in some sense, she is also little loli who very well raises. 其实只要仔细想想,食物味道的好坏其实就相当于三无公主的阴晴表,只要没有惹到她不高兴,她是绝对不会做出什么难吃的东西出来,某种意义上来说,她也是个挺好养的小萝莉。 The small spirit is crooked the head in the one side, with oneself that attractive silver pupil eager is looking at me, two scallion jade small hands hold one to split level diamond, as always eats the pine cone to gnaw like the small squirrel, sees me „to try poison” success, hastily impatient will also remain less than half diamond to squeeze in the small mouth, although is only small half, but regarding her small was too big a point, small mouth immediately well-filled, then used two only small hands to cover the mouth, the cheek is helping unceasingly a lovable drum drum, from referring to seam. In spreading lets the person burr terrified metal seemed gripped forcefully broken „rustle” sound, after continuing for dozens seconds, rumble swallows down. 小幽灵在一旁歪着脑袋,用自己那漂亮的银色眸子眼巴巴的望着我,两只葱玉小手捧着一颗裂开级钻石,一如既往的像小松鼠吃松果一样啃着,见我“试毒”成功,连忙迫不及待的将还剩一小半的钻石塞入小口,虽然只是小一半,但是对于她那小小的个头来说还是太大了一点,小嘴顿时被塞得满满的,然后用两只小手捂着嘴巴,腮帮不断可爱的一鼓一鼓,从指缝里传出让人毛刺悚然的仿佛金属被硬生生扎碎的“沙沙”声,持续了几十秒以后,咕噜一声吞下去。 Is inconceivable, I can survive unexpectedly under her advantage tooth now, thanked the party, thanked the people, thanked MTV, thanked CCAV. 难以想象,我竟然能在她的利齿下生存到现在,感谢党,感谢人民,感谢MTV,感谢CCAV。 After diamond reads without thinking, the small spirit rapid the front food sweeps away, but such a wee bit things regarding her bottomless pit stomach bag were too few, therefore, she looked at the vision to me. 将钻石囫囵吞枣以后,小幽灵迅速将自己前面的食物一扫而空,但是这么一丁点的东西对于她的无底洞胃袋来说还是太少了,于是,她将目光瞄向了我。 It is not good, I speed up swallowing to chew the speed immediately, was too late, gust has blown, small spirit „hey”, the white robe petite body sent out the fierce tiger general imposing manner of unexpectedly, then accuracy unmistakable banged into my arms, fed, do you want to murder? 不好,我立刻加快吞嚼速度,可是太迟了,一阵风吹过,小幽灵“嘿”一声,白袍娇小的身体竟然散发出猛虎一般的气势,然后准确无误的一头撞入我怀里,喂喂,你想谋杀吗？ Finally, I can only helpless lets the small spirit by own bosom, is enjoying originally own food, is really sorrowful, it seems like tonight appeases hunger with the dried meat. 最后,我只能无奈的让小幽灵靠在自己怀里,享受着原本属于自己的食物,真悲哀呀,看来今晚又得拿肉干充饥了。 At present this, is in the family/home part of daily life, tonight as usual, will also cross a tranquil night probably. 眼前这一幕,就是家里日常生活的一部分,今晚大概也会和以往一样,渡过一个平静的夜晚吧。 As if not possible...... 似乎不大可能…… Caresses small spirit that head picture waterfall to sprinkle carefully straightly in oneself present moonlight long hair, I looked up three not to have princess one eyes. 细细爱抚着小幽灵那一头像瀑布般笔直洒落在自己眼前的月色长发,我抬起头看了三无公主一眼。 „Small jasmine, as if had the guest to come, went out to open the door.” “小茉莉,似乎有客人来了,出去开开门吧。” Is that is only small the fox? No, the sound of footsteps is not right, heavy is also blending the hitting the ground sound of hard object, listened with this sound similar me, is leaning on Akara of walking stick not? Therefore the opposite party should same lean on the walking stick with Akara, listens from that arrhythmic sound of footsteps, should not be adventurer, without hostility, otherwise was Toxic Creeper this pass/test. 是那只小狐狸吗？不,脚步声不对,沉重中还参杂着硬物的撞地声,和这种声音类似的我听多了,拄着拐杖的阿卡拉不就是吗？因此对方应该和阿卡拉一样拄着拐杖,从那毫无节奏的脚步声听来,应该不是冒险者,没有敌意,不然是过不了剧毒花藤这一关的。 Damn, the problem violated, this is not an open country, where comes what enemy to come damage, I worry pulls own hair, plants the analysis and judgement behavior of consciousness to feel elegant to oneself this. 呃,该死,毛病又犯了,这又不是野外,哪来什么敌人来伤害自己呀,我烦恼的抓了抓自己的头发,对自己这种下意识的分析判断行为感到郁郁不已。 „Ok, the little fellow, you ate in this slowly, I went out to call the guest, remembers that hid the small merpeople.” “好了,小家伙,你在这慢慢吃,我出去招呼客人了,记得将小人鱼藏好哦。” Kissed one on that fair soft cheek, I will sit the small spirit on my thigh hugged, after moving out of the way the position, places on the chair, in her unclear „un un” in reply sound leaves with a smile. 在那白皙柔软的脸蛋上亲了一口,我将坐在自己大腿上的小幽灵抱了起来,挪开位置以后放在椅子上,在她那含糊不清的“嗯嗯”回答声中含笑离开。 In the hall, three do not have the princess to call the guest, with I imagine, the opposite party is a getting old person, the wrinkle likely 70-year- old man on face, naturally, this is according to original world that view, in the Diablo world, the 70-year-old civilians is also equivalent to an original world 4~5 ten -year-old appearance, in other words, even if this old man is civilians, at least still over a hundred years old, if adventurer, that age must again on big some. 大厅上,三无公主已经将客人招呼进来,和我想象中的一样,对方是一个上了年纪的人,脸上的皱纹像70多岁的老头,当然,这是按照原来世界那个说法,在暗黑世界,70岁的平民也只是相当于原来世界四五十岁的样子,也就是说,即使这老头是个平民,至少也有上百岁了,如果是冒险者的话,那岁数还要再大上一些。 He is holding appreciatively oneself walking stick absent-mindedly, out old actually does not lose the energy vision to put once for a while, as if has what urgent matter, I just appeared in the entrance, he stood up, the look is then excited immediately. 他心不在焉的把玩着自己的拐杖,苍老却不失精神的目光时不时放到门外,似乎有什么急事,我刚刚出现在门口,他便立刻站了起来,眼神激动无比。 „Are you Wu Fan, the gold bird are in your hands?” “你就是吴凡,黄金鸟是不是在你手里？” Hey, the old man you, has asks the person? 喂喂,老头你谁呀,有这么问人的吗？ „Yes, I am Wu Fan, does not know that the elderly man you are......” “是的,我就是吴凡,不知老人家你是……” My scruple about is taking a look at this old man, a crude cotton robe, exposes half shoulder, if not clothes/armor is clean, such dressing up was regarded the beggar is not extraordinary. 我迟疑的上下打量着这老头,一身简陋的布袍,裸露出半个肩膀,如果不是衣服还算干净,这样的装扮被当成乞丐也不出奇。 „What, you did not know that I......” on old facial countenance stare, as if a little incredible appearance, then suddenly. “什么,你不认识我……”老头脸上一愣,似乎有点不可置信的样子,接着恍然。 „, You should just come Curras soon adventurer is right.” “哦,你应该是刚刚来库拉斯特不久的冒险者对吧。” The old man who who you, a very good X appearance, I look at the self-confidence surplus suspicion, nods. 你谁呀,一副很牛X的样子,我看着有自信心过剩嫌疑的老头,点了点头。 „My name was, the alchemy master concurrent job merchant, was one of the alliance heads, I think that you should hear.” The old man spoke of like this, in the tone brings an urgency. “我的名字叫艾柯,炼金术师兼职商人,同时也是联盟的负责人之一,我想你应该听说过吧。”老头这样说到,语气中带着一丝急切。 Originally is he, this does not have to blaspheme the suspicion of my family treasure daughter name, was called Snoopy's that to be the merchant to play the bad old man of gambling by my giving a name character of again? No wonder then has the self-confidence, as the alchemy master, his some experience Thorne in aspect is even vaster, adventurer can always pick some strange things in experience, these things will be taken away to inquire by them, in addition he also holds concurrent jobs to sell adventurer some necessary potion, equipment gambling, therefore entire Curras, does not know his person perhaps rookie who also only then just arrived. 原来是他,这不就是有亵渎我家宝贝女儿艾柯露名字的嫌疑,被我重新起了个名字叫史努比的那个又当商人又玩赌博的糟老头吗？难怪那么有自信,身为炼金术师,他某方面的见识甚至比索恩更广博,冒险者在历练的时候总是能捡到一些奇怪的东西,这些东西都会被他们拿去询问艾柯,此外他还兼职出售冒险者所必要的一些药剂,还有装备赌博,因此整个库拉斯特,不认识他的人恐怕也只有刚刚来到的新人了。 However looks at his appearance, has not known the status of my elder. 不过看他的样子,想必也还不知道我长老的身份吧。 „I knew, gold bird indeed in my hand, what matter has?” “我知道了,黄金鸟的确在我手上,请问有什么事吗？” As if feels about my desolate attitude somewhat surprisedly, but has not cared, hears the gold bird indeed in my hand, his exciting repetitive nod, then does not know that pulls out ancient heavy/thick animal skin books from there, turned to one page, urgent saying. 似乎对我冷淡的态度感到有些惊奇,不过艾柯也并未放在心上,听到黄金鸟的确在我手上,他激动的连连点头,然后不知道从那里掏出一本古老厚重的兽皮书籍,翻了到其中一页,迫切的说道。 „I spoke frankly, the no use of gold bird also in your hand, I hopes that you can give it to me, I think the reward that I start out you could not reject absolutely.” “那我就直说了,黄金鸟在你手上也没什么用处,我希望你能将它转让给我,我想我开出的报酬你是绝对拒绝不了的。” The big tone, must know that we have the name of nouveau riche, in common adventurer eye precious thing, to me is not anything, I saw Old Man Snoopy with a suspicious look. 好大的口气,要知道咱可是有暴发户之称,寻常冒险者眼中宝贵的东西,对我来说可不算什么,我用怀疑的目光看了史努比老头一眼。 Sees to detect that my distrust, Old Man Snoopy is not angry, but is self-confident smiles, starts to tell the origin of gold bird to me slowly. 见察觉到我的不信任,史努比老头也并不生气,而是自信一笑,开始缓缓给我讲述黄金鸟的来历。 Originally, the millenniums ago, the sages named, he is used to study the life mystery the painstaking care of lifetime, when will soon succeed, own life actually came to the end, has the endless regret, the achievement that he will study and prepares the good material seal in a statue, but this statue is the gold bird in my hand, Old Man Snoopy is also in obtains the personally written letter of storehouse inferior (Asia) accidentally, knows that has the matter. 原来,在千年以前,有一个叫库亚的贤者,他将毕生的心血用来研究生命的奥秘,在即将成功的时候,自己的生命却走到了尽头,带着无尽的遗憾,他将研究的成果和准备好的材料封印在一座雕像里面,而这座雕像就是我手中的黄金鸟,史努比老头也是在无意中得到库亚的手札,才知道有这么回事。 Mentioned seeks for the experience of gold bird, this Old Man Snoopy was also pitifully strange, first arrived at gold bird conceals according to the record of personally written letter, the discovery is taken, after repeated setbacks latter inquired that the whereabouts of gold bird, finally the gold bird handed over by the original master, revolution of two revolutions of three revolutions did not know many, inquired for the last time must go by Captain Schiff, goes round and round, finally retraced Curras, Old Man Snoopy of knowing whether to laugh or cry hurried back finally at the same night to horse Schiff inquired, the result pursued to here finally. 说起寻找黄金鸟的经历,这史努比老头也怪可怜的,先是按照手札的记载来到黄金鸟的藏处,发现早已经被人取走,几经周折后才重新打听到黄金鸟的下落,结果黄金鸟又被原来的主人转手,一转二转三转转了不知多少遍,最后一次打听到被马席夫船长得去,绕来绕去,结果还是绕回了库拉斯特,哭笑不得的史努比老头最终连夜赶回来向马席夫打听,结果最后追到我这里。 Really is a pitiful old man, then the age must run around, thinks of here, I do not want to feel embarrassed him, the gold bird also has no use in any case to me, therefore I take very much simply, gave Old Man Snoopy. 真是个可怜的老头,都那么年纪了还要四处奔波,想到这里,我也不想为难他,反正黄金鸟对我来说也没什么用处,于是我很干脆的拿出来,递给了史努比老头。 Saw with own eyes oneself track down for a long time treasure to succeed in obtaining finally, the excitement of Old Man Snoopy can be imagined, is in front of my to dance with joy, some little time calms down. 眼见自己追寻已久的宝贝终于到手,史努比老头的兴奋可想而知,当着我的面就手舞足蹈起来,好一会儿才冷静下来。 „That sage named, what thing that is studies?” Saw that Old Man Snoopy is so excited, I also had a curiosity. “那个叫库亚的贤者,研究出来的到底是什么东西呀？”眼看史努比老头那么激动,我也不禁产生了一丝好奇心。 At the same time is stroking on the gold bird with the crude expert carefully the fine pattern, Old Man Snoopy has turned the head, deep looked at my one eyes, in the mouth said made me shock eight large characters. 一边用粗糙的老手细细抚摸着黄金鸟身上精美的花纹,史努比老头转过头,深深的看了我一眼,口中道出了让我震惊不已的八个大字。 „Permanent life increases potion!!” “永久生命增加药剂！！”