**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Guarantees absolutely safe, can receive spider Prime Evil this small gift, did I ponder over its meaning am being to let me can go to the border now? 确保万无一失,可以接收蜘蛛魔神这份小礼物,我琢磨着它的意思是让我现在就可以去边境了？ The girls just now come back, I also think that many and family member attentive, Akara you are also, very early in the morning runs to heave a sigh, is in the way, is in the way. 女孩们才刚回来,我还想多和家人温存一下呢,还有阿卡拉你也是,一大早跑来唉声叹气,碍事,碍事。 „Must go, dear Wu, you must go now.” Akara not only runs, when electric lamp bulb, but also wants to disassemble me and girls, is really absurd, before you think my, that doing odd jobs elder, running about tool person who whatever that you direct? Told you, I but now Savior, eighth Lesser Evil, the leader of Lesser Evil army, the hierarch of Holy See mountain! “得去,亲爱的吴,你现在就得去。”阿卡拉不仅跑来当电灯泡,还想拆开我和女孩们,真是岂有此理,你以为我还是以前那个打杂长老,那个任由你使唤的跑腿工具人吗？告诉你,我现在可是救世主,第八魔王,魔王军的首领,教廷山的掌权者！ „Good, I go now.” Racket buttocks, my numb slip stands to prepare to leave immediately. “好嘞,我现在就去。”拍拍屁股,我麻溜的站起来准备立刻动身。 „Wait.” Akara also stopped by calling out me. “等等。”阿卡拉又叫住了我。 „Met you to accept the spider Prime Evil gift, soon proficient time, do not first be busy, greeted to me.” “等会你收下蜘蛛魔神的礼物,快要到家的时候,先别忙着回来,给我打个招呼。” „Is your meaning...... these head of the clan?” I twisted the finger. “你的意思是……那些族长？”我捻了捻指头。 „Right.” “没错。” „But didn't you say a moment ago extremely? If makes them see that a group of monster joins the Holy See mountain, refers to also being able the brain to make up what appearance erratically.” “但你刚才不是说太过了么？要是让他们又看到一大群怪物加入教廷山,指不定还能脑补成什么样子。” „Might as well, most is mainly you, so long as makes them see that you have the capacitated constraint and command these monster, they naturally can return to normal.” “无妨,最主要是你,只要让他们看到你有能力约束和统率这些怪物,他们自然会恢复正常。” The sentiment you also thought that their present energy are not normal, can unconscious that length of the clan frightens, indulging in flights of fancy, Akara Boss you may really be a talent. 哦,感情你也觉得他们现在精神不大正常啊,能将一族之长吓的神志不清,胡思乱想,阿卡拉老大你可真是个人才。 „It is not just right, I explained to them your Savior takes constant care of many affairs of sate, is busy the important matter not in the Holy See mountain, happen to have such a reason to return, did not need to find other excuses.” “不是正好么,我可是跟他们解释了你这个救世主日理万机,正在忙着大事不在教廷山,正好有这么一个理由可以回归,不用找其他借口了。” „Good, you said that what to do what to do, after the issue is to come back ? How should I deal with these head of the clan?” “好吧,你说咋办就咋办,问题是回来以后呢？我该怎么应付这些族长？” „How you want to deal with how deal with.” “你想怎么应付就怎么应付。” „This...... you were too full to my confidence, I will only kill, treated with courtesy like these does not excel, let alone the opposite party was one flock of old foxes, your how many directed one downward not?” “这……你对我信心太足了吧,我只会打打杀杀,像这些应酬根本不擅长,更何况对方是一群老狐狸,你多少指点一下行不？” „It is not I do not want to teach you, is what to do I do not know should, to look at head of the clan's response when the time comes, can adapt to changing circumstances.” Akara narrows the eyes to focus, saying with a laugh, I believe you to be fishy. “不是我不想教你,是我也不知道该怎么办,到时候得看族长们的反应,才能随机应变。”阿卡拉眯着眼,笑呵呵的说道,我信你才有鬼喔。 „Said again, you do not need too to worry, so long as you show to command million monster army proper bearing, even if later makes the any mistake, spoke incorrectly anything, in these person of eyes, will still become unique lone traveller, unusual big character style.” “再说了,你也不用太担心,只要你展现出统率百万怪物大军应有的气度,就算之后做错什么,说错什么,在这些人眼中,也会成为独特独行,与众不同的大人物风范。” „......” “……” Said probably very reasonable appearance, so long as my image is big enough, even if hides in the room daily plays the game, will still be made up „you to know that by the fans brain Wu Oboe does have its this is must start to enter the electricity competition circle diligently to dominate Area ruler from zero 40 to kill to eat chicken” like this? 说的好像很有道理的样子,只要我的形象够高大,就算天天躲在房间里玩游戏,也会被粉丝们脑补成“你知道吴欧巴有多努力么它这是要从零开始杀入电竞圈称霸王者四十杀吃鸡”这样子？ However, you confirmed that these head of the clan do not know what morality I am? A Rogue Encampment casual old person, it is estimated that can pull the finger saying that last one day and one night Savior dirty business, can they not know? 但是,你确认那些族长不知道我是什么德性？罗格营地随便拉个老人,估计都能扳着手指头说上一天一夜的救世主糗事,他们会不知道？ Since their what knew, what I also do have to be good to be worried? 哦,既然他们什么都知道了,那我还有什么好担心的？ Proved from another angle Akara these words are very reasonable, my has mixed feelings especially, the longing farewell the girls, stepped the travel of small gift parcel. 从另外一个角度证明了阿卡拉这番话很有道理,我心情格外复杂,依依不舍的告别了女孩们,踏上小礼包之旅。 Said that said that the Hell mountain is linking the abyss border, going is a time of small meeting, even if must drag one group of monster to come back, it is estimated that still has more than enough many days, therefore also wants to go to the library with me who Elle kisses/intimate to hug to lift cleanly is reluctant to part ways high, by small fox that a face shuts out proud tender, brutally forced out of home. 说是这么说,地狱山连着深渊边境,去是一小会的功夫,就算要拖着一帮怪物回来,估计也用不了多少天,因此还想去图书馆跟艾莉露洁亲亲抱抱举高高惜别的我,被一脸嫌弃傲娇的小狐狸,无情的赶出了家门。 Fortunately, rubbed the Valise affection dry rations, on the other hand, when did she is prepare to me? You said that daily has been preparing is not right, but also is hot, obviously just did. 还好,蹭到了维拉丝的爱心干粮,话说回来,她是什么时候给我准备的？你说日常一直在准备着也不对,还热乎乎的,显然是刚做出来的。 Mysterious puppy dog induction current? 神奇的小狗狗感应电波？ In my brain imagines to induce ahead of time must go out to the master is hanging the shoes in the puppy of threshold to buddhism waiting, was sprouted. 我的脑子里想象一下能提前感应到主人要出门吊着鞋子在玄关等待的小狗,被萌到了。 „Big Brother Wu.” Lina pursued suddenly, is sees off, some home really people love my. “吴大哥。”琳娅忽然追了出来,是来送别的么,这个家果然还是有人爱我的。 „Remembers that do not leave from the main entrance, was seen is not good.” She beckons in the entrance, throws to wipe the smart-alecky smile. “记得别从正门离开,被人看到就不好了。”她在门口招了招手,投来一抹俏皮笑容。 Tired, felt that cannot love again. 累了,感觉不会再爱。 The Hell mountain is an interesting place, continuous mountain range like a broad main road, so long as along the continuous mountain range advance, does not leave the mountain range range, either arrives at the Hell central zone, either in the direction of border, will not become lost, my meaning did not mean that my easy getting lost, this place is very friendly to me, but as guides who recognize group of skill MAX, want to want to come Hell to stroll a baby shoe to make the insignificant contribution dark reddish purple. 地狱山是个有趣的地方,连绵的山脉就像一条宽阔大路,只要沿着连绵的山脉前进,不离开山脉范围,要么到达地狱中心地带,要么就是往边境的方向,不怎么会迷路,我的意思并不是说我容易迷路,这地方对我很友好,只是作为一个认路技能MAX的向导,想为想来地狱逛一圈的童鞋做点微不足道的贡献酱紫。 Goes to the process of border to be very smooth, I first went to place of skeleton, has a look at the skeleton big dragon body is still whether healthy, has, because changes to the clothing of the new season catches cold, going to work to be tired, the fragrance that eaten good, rests is not fragrant, fully fulfilled after responsibility that a leadership that shows loving care for the subordinate, turns back goes to the border. 前往边境的过程很顺利,我先是去了一趟骸骨之地,看看骸骨巨龙身体是否依旧健朗,有没有因为换季得感冒,上班累不累,吃的好不好,睡的香不香,充分履行了作为一个关怀下属的领导的责任后,才折返前往边境。 Depends on the Saint moon/month virtue Wolf speed, the scenery of under foot whiz whiz whiz is backing up, resembles the noodles gradually to be elongated equally, even the time as if slowed down much. 依托圣月贤狼的速度,脚下的景色嗖嗖嗖倒退着,似面条一样被逐渐拉长,连时间都仿佛放慢了不少。 Before long, probably at the same time giant heavy/thick white wall who the original sin barrier that matter not conspicuous dim dense fog, meets a day of continually place, splits this world. 过不了多久,原罪结界那层不大显眼的朦胧迷雾,像是一面接天连地的巨大厚重白墙,将这个世界分割开来。 I have not seen monster army in estimate, was deliberately considering by the spider Prime Evil pit time, not far away emits several monster forms suddenly stealthily. 我并没有看到预想中的怪物大军,寻思着是不是被蜘蛛魔神坑了的时候,不远处忽然鬼鬼祟祟冒出几道怪物身影。 What lead is a Demon seductress/evil spirit, this evil little thing teleportation plays very smooth, the long-distance flame flying hammer shape with the pea shooter, near body Hell fire spurts to refuse to acknowledge family continually, is very hard to deal with as the words of enemy, is monster that Harrogath adventurer has a headache about. 领头的是一只恶魔妖精,这种邪恶的小东西传送耍得很溜,远程火焰飞锤形同豌豆射手,近身地狱火连喷六亲不认,作为敌人的话十分难缠,是哈洛加斯冒险者较为头疼的怪物。 At present this appearance is strange, in the old sorceress just like telephone conversation story is the same, the body is sending out the Demon seductress/evil spirit of strength of peak aura world, has the talent of lackey very much, detected after I came, direct both hands and with crawled to here, looks to seem like a southern cockroach of outsize from afar. 眼前这长相怪异丑陋,宛如通话故事里的老巫婆一样,身上散发着世界之力巅峰气息的恶魔妖精,很有狗腿子的天分,察觉到我来了以后,直接双手并用向这边爬了过来,远远看去像是一只特大号的南方蟑螂。 Is the aura of lackey, 25 young had the competitor. 是奴才的气息,二五仔有竞争对手了。 „ahh, is very powerful, is very great, is very evil, is very cruel, is very virulent, incomparable terrifying, incomparable......” “啊啊啊,无比强大,无比伟岸,无比邪恶,无比残忍,无比恶毒,无比恐怖,无比……” „Said the key point.” I shut out will want to crawl to the Demon seductress/evil spirit that own crawls to trample. “说重点。”我嫌弃的将想要爬到自己脚下匍匐的恶魔妖精一脚踹开。 „Is......, small presented the life of spider Sir Prime Evil, comes to pledge to fight to the death to give loyalty to eighth Sir Lesser Evil.” Should say that the Demon seductress/evil spirit really worthily is in Hell monster the intelligence quotient high race, immediately found out my personality, brief and to the point. “是……是的,小的奉了蜘蛛魔神大人之命,前来向第八魔王大人誓死效忠。”该说恶魔妖精果然不愧是地狱怪物里智商较高的种族,马上就摸清了我的性格,言简意赅。 Although the appearance is flatters base and low, speech time wishes one could to paste the face on the ground. 虽然模样还是那么卑微讨好,说话的时候恨不得将脸贴在地上。 „Your these?” I referred to it behind, the imposing manner is good, but is in addition less than double-digit, spider Prime Evil this goods an iron is it possible that gruff? Is the small gift of reaching an agreement, really so small? To play the thousand li (500 km) to deliver the goose feathers with me? “就你们这几个？”我指了指它身后,气势不俗,但加起来不足两位数,蜘蛛魔神这货莫非是个铁憨憨？说好的小礼物,就真的那么小？想跟我玩千里送鹅毛？ „Naturally no, naturally no, mana stops at no evil boundlessly lawlessly omnipotently unique invincible......” “当然不,当然不,法力无边无法无天无恶不作无所不能绝无仅有战无不胜……” „Simplifies again.” Is spider Prime Evil this in the funny ratio of where picking? Fears is in the brain has a mother searches for while read, did not bring the stop asthma. “再精简点。”蜘蛛魔神这是在哪捡到的逗比？怕是脑子里有个度娘边搜边念的吧,还不带停顿气喘的。 „Yes, Sir Lesser Evil, is actually this, the large unit behind, small several came.” “是的,魔王大人,其实是这样的,大部队还是后面,只有小的几个过来了。” Like this, this was right, I said that spider Prime Evil is impossible is so mean-spirited, you looked that it your leg delivered me, will also care about several soldier privates. 这样啊,这样就对了,我就说嘛,蜘蛛魔神不可能那么小气,你看它连自己的腿都送我了,还会在乎几个小兵小卒么。 Changes into my words, the leg wool is not glad to deliver. 换成我的话,腿毛都不乐意送。 „That has not hurried quickly, called them.” “那还不快赶紧的,把它们都叫过来。” „This......” the Demon seductress/evil spirit feels embarrassed for a while. “这……”恶魔妖精一时为难。 „Has the issue?” “有问题？” „Wisdom unparalleled mana boundless Sir Lesser Evil, without your permission, I and other base and low servants is unable to bridge over fearful barrier.” “智勇无双法力无边的魔王大人哟,没有您的允许,我等卑微奴仆根本无法跨过可怕的结界。” I thought that probably had such setting, I opened the mouth to give shelter to these monster, they can get rid of sea of original sin Bind to bridge over barrier to arrive at the Hell world. 哦,我想起来了,好像是有这么个设定,得我开口收留这些怪物,它们才能摆脱原罪之海的束缚跨过结界来到地狱世界。 Moreover, didn't this boy pay attention to the one breath to read a moment ago while me? You to idiom utilization rigid? 另外,这厮刚才是不是乘我不注意一口气就念出来了？你对成语运用到底是有多执着？ Hasn't it meow the wisdom unparalleled...... really been satirizing me? 还它喵的智勇无双……真不是在讽刺我？ Spider Prime Evil should not be will dislike this boy is too boisterous its stopper to me. 蜘蛛魔神该不会就是嫌这厮太聒噪才将它塞给我的吧。 „You meant, wants this Wang Yue to cross barrier, brings them?” “你的意思是说,要本王越过结界,将它们带过来？” „Please great...... Sir Lesser Evil forgive, as if......, only then this means that small can pass through barrier temporarily, depends entirely on strength of spider Sir Prime Evil.” “请伟……魔王大人恕罪,似乎……只有这种办法,小的能暂时穿过结界,还是全靠蜘蛛魔神大人的力量。” Saw that the Demon seductress/evil spirit must flatter forcefully, I stared one, it stopped finally. 眼看恶魔妖精又要强行吹捧,我瞪了一眼,它总算消停了。 „Might as well, guides.” “无妨,带路吧。” „Also...... also has the incident...... whether to ask Sir Lesser Evil to show the faith token of spider Sir Prime Evil?” “还……还有一事……能否请魔王大人出示蜘蛛魔神大人的信物？” Really is troublesome, the small fox I caught up with convenient the spider leg also stopper came fortunately, I put out one to hand over conveniently, then saw the Demon seductress/evil spirit also cautious awe incomparable put out a spider caliper splint to hold up in the palm high, two spider legs that approached unceasingly suddenly secretly suddenly bright, shone mutually, probably separate many years of firefly brothers. 啧,真是麻烦,还好小狐狸把我赶出来的时候顺手把蜘蛛腿也塞过来了,我随手拿出一条递了上去,然后见恶魔妖精也小心翼翼敬畏无比的拿出一根蜘蛛腿托在手心高高举起,不断靠近的两条蜘蛛腿忽暗忽亮,互相辉映,好像失散多年的萤火虫兄弟。 I: „???” 我:“？？？” Asked that the issue in biological, how many legs is a spider most can have? After the leg extracts downward, most soon how long can be long? 问个生物学方面的问题,一只蜘蛛最多能有多少条腿？腿拔下来以后最快要多久才能重新长出来？ Other Prime Evil rank powerhouse that blockhouse? Should I also comply with the tidal current to keep pace with the times study on one study? 是不是魔神级别强者都那么碉堡？我是不是也应该顺应潮流与时俱进学上一学？ After imagining, several 25 young kneel before me, making them handle matters, thinks, must the faith token, I be a little without turning a hair, does not care at all, becoming accustomed to tears off a leg conveniently, bloody according to 25 young PIA one flings, making them see the chicken conduct. 想象着以后,几个二五仔跪在我面前,让它们去办点事,想了想,得有点信物,我面不改色,满不在乎,习以为常的随手拔下自己一条腿,血淋淋的照着二五仔PIA一下甩过去,让它们见鸡行事。 Is complaining at heart, the spider leg in Demon seductress/evil spirit hand dai, under the light shadow special effect of 86 editions of Journey to the West, changes to smog to vanish to disappear suddenly. 心里正吐槽着,恶魔妖精手中的蜘蛛腿忽然嘣嘚一声,在八六版西游记的光影特效下,化作一阵烟雾消失不见了。 I: „!!!” 我:“！！！” Gawked some little time, I obtain 8~9 not to leave ten conclusions finally. 愣了好一会,我最终得出一个八九不离十的结论。 Spider Prime Evil it...... goes superficially is a sinister deceitful, double dealings, shrewd and crafty scoundrel, in fact, it deeply is possibly also hiding a writing azure and funny ratio heart. 蜘蛛魔神它……表面上看去是一个阴险狡诈,两面三刀,老奸巨猾的坏东西,实际上,它可能还深深隐藏着一颗文青和逗比的心。 „Confirmed.” The Demon seductress/evil spirit relaxes, I was not for fear that happy that explained hastily: „Sir Lesser Evil that alone...... shakes...... great...... the vast boundless powerhouse aura, how possibly to have the false, but this is spider Sir Prime Evil told repeatedly, said is everything must speak the flow methodicalness, this step cannot abbreviate......” “确认完毕。”恶魔妖精松了一口大气,生怕我不高兴连忙解释:“魔王大人那独……震……伟……浩瀚无边的强者气息,怎么可能有假,只不过这是蜘蛛魔神大人一再吩咐,说是凡事要讲个流程章法,这个步骤不能省略……” Startled! 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