ROD :: Volume #33

#3260: Unpopular big dragons


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** No, wait/etc, before complaining oneself, has others to result in complaint? 不,等等,在吐槽自己之前,是不是还有其他人得怨念一下? I even...... was not stupid right, cannot consider as finished, I meant, my intelligence quotient averagely not wonderful, but Akara but alliance big elder, the intelligence quotient's first person? 我蠢也就算了……不对,也不能这么算了,我的意思是说,我的智商平平无奇,但是阿卡拉可是联盟大长老,智商第一人吧? Why I and she chatted Heaven time, she me did not tell words that recommended and so on, instead was encourages me to look for Eva to open the back door, finally caused me to be denied entrance here? This issue deserves pondering. 为什么我和她聊起去天堂的时候,她不跟我说引荐之类的话,反而是鼓励我找爱娃儿开后门,结果导致我在这里吃了闭门羹呢?这个问题值得深思。 I feel the chin, ponders for several seconds, suddenly the corner of the eye flashes through together none. 我摸着下巴,沉思数秒,忽然眼角闪过一道精光。 Became aware! 悟了! The conclusion is, Akara gave the pit me! 结论就是,阿卡拉又把我给坑了! This possibility has, but by me the understanding Akara, her small pit is unceasing, the big hole to being insufficient to give me to dig, usually is some harmless playing with. 这种可能性是有,不过以我对阿卡拉的了解,她小坑不断,大坑到不至于给我挖,平时都是一些无伤大雅的作弄。 Then, why our big elders does want to do that? 那么,为什么我们的大长老阁下要这么做呢? I slightly recalled a scene of two countries leader friendly visiting, a little understood, if were recommended by the alliance, then I represented the alliance, that side the Angel clan can also greet with great kindness, various flows, the etiquette, the custom, the polite speech, made me find it hard to cope with sufficiently, particularly facing Angel clan most tasteful race, one set, I was perhaps dizzy, recognized seriously including five masters. 我略回忆了一番两国领导友好拜访的场面,有点懂了,如果是由联盟引荐,那么我代表联盟,天使族那边也会盛情迎接,各种流程,礼仪,规矩,场面话,足以让我应接不暇,尤其是面对天使族这种最讲究的种族,恐怕一套下来,我头昏眼花,连五爷都认不得了。 What advantage let Eva open the back door to have? We by Eva status visiting of friend, do not need to be fastidious about so many, may go to be possible momentarily to walk momentarily. 让爱娃儿开后门有什么好处呢?我们是以爱娃儿的朋友的身份拜访,不用讲究那么多,随时可去随时可走。 Thinks of here, my vision falls to Eva on, some do not prefer, but thinks in the relaxed point Heaven, really by this fellow. 想到这里,我目光落到爱娃儿身上,有些不情愿,但是想轻松点上天堂,果然还是得靠这家伙啊。 cough cough, Eva, we want to visit as your friend in private, doesn't need on a grand scale, you to understand my meaning?” 咳咳,爱娃儿呀,我们只是想以你的朋友的私下身份拜访一下,没有必要大张旗鼓,你明白我的意思吗?” Understood.” Eva is not obviously stupid. “明白啊。”爱娃儿显然不笨。 Then......” “那么……” „It is not dry/does.” “不干。” Your I acted crazy again like this!” “你再这样我发飙了啊!” You to are act crazy!” “你到是发飙啊!” You think me not to dare!” “你以为我不敢是吧!” I had not said that you do not dare!” “我没说你不敢啊!” Tiger does not assume an awe-inspiring pose you when also I am the sickness cat.” My to rub has the sleeve, toward palm bah bah two. “老虎不发威你还当我是病猫。”我撸起袖子,往掌心呸呸两口。 In the future, cannot you enter the boundary of my dream.” “往后,不许你进我的梦之境界了。” Hitting the person is not possible really to hit the person, this shakes M Angel in any case is also the pair of child princess's teacher, help again and again, how to see that is I owes her many, can only crooked line of national salvation. 打人是不可能真打人的,这抖M天使好歹也是双子公主的老师,又三番几次帮了我不少忙,怎么看都是我欠她的多,只能曲线救国了。 Does not enter does not enter, I cultivation the dreamland!” The sound of Eva obviously was weaker than a moment ago several points. “不进就不进,我去修炼梦境!”爱娃儿的声音明显比刚才弱了几分。 I bring Valise they to go to experience, you cannot with coming up!” “我带维拉丝她们去历练,你也不许跟上来!” Not with...... not with not with......” sound again weak several points, the Angel wing that also whipped a moment ago spiritedly, followed to shrink. “不跟……不跟就不跟……”声音再弱几分,刚才还神气拍打的天使翅膀,也跟着缩了起来。 These months do not want to see Saint moon/month virtue Wolf.” “这几个月都别想见到圣月贤了。” I comply, I comply and that's the end!” “我答应,我答应就是了!” This shakes M Angel one hear, the whole body trembles, again also obstinate argumentative, surrendered, I said that Saint moon/month virtue Wolf this sign in the hand, why you do take what to fight with me? 这抖M天使一听,浑身瑟瑟发抖,再也嘴硬不下去,投降了,我就说嘛,圣月贤这张牌在手,你凭什么拿什么跟我斗? Although won, but has a sadness inexplicably, in heart looking distracted, happy. 虽然赢了,但莫名有一股忧伤,心中若有所失,高兴不起来。 When do we embark?” “我们什么时候出发好?” In a short time is impossible, even by status visiting of friend of mine, I must first greet to safe Captain Riel, after obtaining its approval, can lead you to go back.” “短时间内不可能,就算是以我的朋友的身份拜访,我也得先向泰瑞尔首领打招呼,取得它的同意之后才能带你回去。” Hi, what is leads me to go back? Visit son-in-law that probably said that the Eva comrade, please note to express! 嗨呀,什么叫带我回去?说的好像是上门女婿似的,爱娃儿同志,请注意措辞! Arrived does not worry, but isn't covertly good?” “到也不是着急,不过偷偷摸摸不行吗?” Why can not be possible covertly?” “为什么非得偷偷摸摸不可?” Felt that you excel very much.” “感觉你很擅长。” Eva became flushed immediately the face: How you can slander my pureness baseless, when did I excel covertly? You want to say that I steal the artifact matter, that has no recourse, moreover afterward also apologized to obtain to forgive, moreover for the matter of virtuous Sir Wolf, how can calculate that stole?” 爱娃儿顿时涨红了脸:“你怎么能凭空污蔑我的清白,我什么时候擅长偷偷摸摸了?你是想说我偷神器的事是吧,那只是迫不得已,而且事后也道歉取得原谅了,而且为了贤大人的事,怎么能算偷呢?” No, if my memory has not had problems, after the apology, was closed the confinement some time is right. 不,如果我的记忆没出问题的话,道歉后被关禁闭了一段时间才对吧。 No matter how said, Eva for me......, to...... is not good for Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, this way I also wanted the energy fission. 不管怎么说,爱娃儿也是为了我……不,是为了圣月贤才对……不好,再这样下去我也要精神分裂了。 Rubbed the temples, in brief, complained somewhat to be excessive at this time again. 揉了揉太阳穴,总之,这种时候再吐槽下去就有些过分了。 Then all things asked that is exhausted you to go with safe Sir Riel to greet, looked that can make us go to Heaven to stroll , although has opens the mouth that what need I help.” “那么就万事拜托了,劳烦你去跟泰瑞尔大人打个招呼,看能不能让我们去天堂逛一圈,有什么需要我帮忙的尽管开口。” Helps not use, by your status, safe Captain Riel ten will have 8~9 not to reject, but, whom will you plan to take?” Why does not know, the complexion of Eva somewhat is vigilantly small. “帮忙到不用,以你的身份,泰瑞尔首领十有八九不会拒绝,只不过,你打算带上谁?”不知为何,爱娃儿的脸色有些小警惕。 Has not decided, population limit?” “还没决定好,还有人数限制吗?” This arrives does not have.” “这到是没有。” „After that whom has a look at to follow to go is not late together, said that whom can't make follow to go together?” “那之后再看看有谁想跟着一起去也不迟,还是说不能让谁跟着一起去?” Whom to...... specific has not allowed...... to follow to go together......” “到也……没有特定不允许谁……跟着一起去……” Is looking at the Eva afraid to say a word appearance, I understood, certain people estimated that is not popular. 瞧着爱娃儿吞吞吐吐的样子,我明白了,某些人估计不大受欢迎。 Who?” “谁?” ...... …… Therefore, the situation is this......” “所以,情况就是这样……” After the moment, the I and family/home young girl, accuracy said, stays in my family time many several big dragon young girls who stay in Long Wo, explained said. 片刻后,我和家中的少女,准确说,是呆在我家时间多过呆在龙窝的几名巨龙少女,解释说道。 The five colors fool does not need to pay attention, performs will make trouble, they want to go to me not to dare to take, so as to avoid under rushing catastrophe. 五色笨蛋无须理会,尽会捣蛋,她们想去我也不敢带上,免得闯下大祸。 Five colors fool, why looks like the crystal Sir so outstanding big dragon, must keep them out unexpectedly, is really absurd, was that crowd of Angel was too certainly poor, no thing ate, feared that the crystal ate clean them.” “五色笨蛋也就罢了,为什么像水晶大人如此优秀的巨龙,竟然也要被拒之门外,真是岂有此理,一定是那群天使太穷了,没什么好东西吃,怕水晶把她们吃光。” The crystal gets hold of the fist, indignants disturbed saying that she wants to go to the Angel clan, the reason, wants certainly to taste the characteristics delicacies of Angel clan, how thinks over the Angel meals, good that the calculation hits, is actually included unpopular now, is very at heart bitter. 水晶握紧拳头,忿忿不平道,她是很想去天使族的,原因嘛,当然是想尝一下天使族的特色佳肴,掂量掂量天使的伙食怎么样,小算盘打的好,如今却被列入了不受欢迎之列,心里很苦。 But she to was also a little self-knowledge, knows oneself were a glutton, can eat poorly, I carried the status and ability of Savior, I could not raise this goods, was her to be most difficult to serve except for the small spirit. 只不过她到是还有点自知之明,知道自己是个吃货,能把人吃穷,我要不是扛着救世主的身份和能耐,我都养不起这货,除了小幽灵就属她最难伺候。 The words that otherwise best raise...... I start the thought to diverge, powerful and unconstrained style. 反之最好养的话……我开始思维发散,天马行空。 Should be three does not have the princess, although annoys her is not unhappy will be very ominous, Princess even/including segment kicks to, will be next to the mouth tooth of small spirit and dead dog that the present my four wings powerhouse hurts, the dark ingredients will be the lethality are more astonishing. 应该是三无公主吧,虽然惹她不开心会很凶,连段公主踢对如今我这个四翼强者而言都疼的很,仅次于小幽灵和死狗的口牙,黑暗料理更是杀伤力惊人。 However, so long as you do not provoke her, usually has nothing to have the feeling, is glad to make some petty actions in the corner that everyone could not pay attention, also frequently will not be greasy I, took my time, so long as spent time to accompany her occasionally, found the clue make, kisses/intimate to hug to lift high, was ordinary like the charge, can the continue voyage be very long is very long. 但是,只要你不去招惹她,平时没啥存在感,乐得在大家注意不了的角落搞些小动作,也不会经常特别腻着我,占用我的时间,只要偶尔花一点时间陪陪她,摸摸头,亲亲抱抱举高高,如同充电一般,就能续航很久很久。 Good, lifts the high words by kicking, was sure to remember. 好吧,举高高的话是会挨踢的,切记。 The most important thing is, brings the wealth of half western kingdom, not only that also has the astonishing earning power, for example the investment real estate, for example the publication...... was sorry, I do not want to say that in brief places the peace period, this Little Three does not have perhaps is the Dark Continent first richest family also perhaps. 最重要的是,自带半个西部王国的财富,不仅如此还拥有惊人的赚钱能力,比如说投资房地产,比如出版……抱歉,我不想说下去了,总之放在和平时期,这小三无或许是暗黑大陆第一首富也说不定。 Detected that my vision, inside corner three no princesses the light yellow eye pupil sparkles, unemotional puts down to brave the steam the teacup, takes out one pack of manuscript paper and quill, brandishes, you even can notice that the feather in her hands has a remnant shadow! 察觉到我的目光,角落里头的三无公主亮黄色的眼眸闪了闪,面无表情的放下冒着热气的茶杯,取出一叠稿纸和羽毛笔,唰唰唰的挥舞起来,你甚至能看到在她手中的羽毛带起一片残影! This is not the key point feeds! Your this fellow peeps my innermost feelings then to take this to write any strange thing with mind reading spell for the material arbitrarily!!! 这不是重点啊喂!你这家伙又擅自用读心术偷窥我的内心然后以此为材料在写些什么奇怪的东西!!! Wait, what did your fellow produce to misunderstand?” “等等,你这家伙是不是产生了什么误会?” Will prevent three not to have the princess, a slender actually powerful palm sets upright before me, the master of palm, Evil Dragon is supine the fine chin , seems a big dragon that the facial expression disdains arrogantly is despising the ants of ground. 正要阻止三无公主,一只纤细却有力的掌心竖在我面前,掌心的主人,恶龙蕾娜正仰着精致下巴,神情高傲不屑的很,仿佛是一头巨龙蔑视着地上的蝼蚁。 Actually removes as if two characters does not have the problem. 其实把仿佛二字去掉也没毛病。 What misunderstands?” “什么误会?” Produced us to go the misunderstanding of Angel clan with you together.” “产生了我们会跟你一起去天使族的误会。” Well, without such plan?” “咦,没这样的打算吗?” Naturally no!” “当然没有啊!” Is impossible.” “不可能。” You want to fight right, actually the beforehand topic is immaterial, you want to ask me to bicker to fight right!” “你是想打架对吧,其实之前的话题无关紧要,你就是想找我斗嘴打架对吧!” Evil Dragon starts to jump repeatedly crosswise, once for a while shakes the fist fast, rubs the fierce spark lightning in the air, at the same time is looking at me with the provocative look, the tactical situation is ready to be set off. 恶龙蕾娜开始反复横向跳跃,时不时快速挥拳,在空气中摩擦出剧烈火花闪电,一边用挑衅的眼神瞧着我,战况一触即发。 Wait, first made us straighten out the matter hit again is not late.” I give up, have a look at the time, will feel or the dinner will treat as the pastime movement is quite good from now on, will then knock down this small female dragon, will carry to go to inside the room to continue directly to open the second battlefield. “等等,先让我们把事情理顺了再打也不迟。”我罢了罢手,看看时间,感觉还是晚饭过后当做消遣运动比较好,然后把这小母龙撂倒,直接拎回房间里头继续开辟第二战场。 This is not my mistake, who made her always sell to sprout/moe recently maliciously? 这可不是我的错,谁让她最近老是恶意卖萌来着? Therefore why will you produce us to want with you to go the misconception of Angel clan together?” “所以说为什么你会产生我们想跟你一起去天使族的错觉?” Did not say that must with me, don't you, want to go to the Angel clan to stroll? Should not go.” “也不是说非得跟我,就你们自己,难道不想去天使族逛一逛吗?应该没去过吧。” Has not gone.” “没去过。” Doesn't want to go?” “不想去?” Does not think.” “不想。” I do not believe that only if you produce the evidence.” I shake the head, you think that I don't understand your small female dragon? The curiosity is exuberant, looks at has not been going to the cavern to drill, looks at the red button to want according. “我不信,除非你拿出证据。”我摇了摇头,你以为我不了解你这小母龙?好奇心旺盛,瞧着没去过的洞穴就想钻,瞧着红色的按钮就想按。 I put out the evidence fan dead your bastard Druid!” Evil Dragon was seen through all sharp looks to provoke anger by me, she becomes angry out of shame, jumps three chi (0.33 m) high, occupies a commanding position to point at me. “我拿出证据扇死你这混蛋德鲁伊!”恶龙蕾娜被我看穿一切的锐利眼神惹恼了,她恼羞成怒,一蹦三尺高,居高临下指着我。 Listened, this...... I, the Evil Dragon...... was not right, was the mistake of your bastard! Is noble silver dragon, silver dragon is right! I am not rare, from not falling the status will go to Heaven that damned place!” “听好了,本……我,恶龙……啊不对,都是你这混蛋的错!是高贵的银龙蕾娜,银龙蕾娜才对!我才不稀罕,才不会自降身份去天堂那种鬼地方!” Is looking at Evil Dragon, because shouted that mistakenly own nickname, air/Qi the appearance of two eyes tearful, I carried the past, bore the laughter with great difficulty, has turned head, serious revealing doubted the color. 瞧着恶龙蕾娜因为喊错了自己的外号,气的两眼泪汪汪的样子,我背过去,好不容易忍住笑声,重新回过头,一本正经的露出疑色。 What meaning from falling the status is?” “自降身份是什么意思?” Ha? Really does not know that your fellow really does not understand false, when also Heaven is a treasure, everyone wants to go, on a broken place.” The slow one breath, this small female dragon chin more lifts to be higher, wishes one could to hang her pride to the ceiling. “哈?真不知道你这家伙是真不懂还是假不懂,还当天堂是块宝,人人都想去,也就一破地方罢了。”缓一口气,这小母龙下巴越抬越高,恨不得把她的骄傲挂到天花板去。 Listened to me, according to strength level, was according to the position division, the paradise of our dragon, correspondence may be the Angel Saint paradise and Demon lost paradise, Heaven and Hell, but was the derivation accessories of this two place, we went to this place, urged to go faster casually, but can also be permitted? Cracking a joke, what is this from not falling the status?” “给我听好了,无论是按照实力等级,还是按照身份地位划分,我们龙之乐园,对应的可都是天使的圣乐园和恶魔的失乐园,天堂地狱,只不过是这两个地方的衍生附属品,我们去这种地方,随便去去也就罢了,还要得到允许?开什么玩笑,这不是自降身份是什么?” „A your such saying, probably indeed was this truth.” I think, shocking realizing, Evil Dragon perhaps is right. “你这么一说,好像的确是这个道理。”我想了想,震惊的意识到,恶龙蕾娜或许是对的。 For example we Hell world, actually with a Heaven rank, we foundation under Hell world Riza, mean now perhaps we can also open up a perspective in Heaven, naturally, the premise is we and Angel makes war. 比如说我们现在所处的地狱世界,其实就和天堂一个级别,我们在地狱世界里扎下根基,意味着我们说不定也能在天堂打开一片局面,当然,前提是我们和天使开战。 To come, Heaven is actually same as the Hell world, is not then noble elegantly beautiful, mysterious indistinct place, but was my subconsciousness has beautified it. 这么想来,天堂其实和地狱世界一样,并不是那么高贵冷艳,神秘飘渺的地方,只不过是我下意识将其美化过了。 This Druid went to the paradise of dragon, visits the person in error paradise, if makes me go to the Saint paradise to stroll, perhaps I will also be interested, Heaven, quite therefore is high-level a point transcription, really has nothing necessary anticipated, is regarded as it in the Hell world strolls was enough. 德鲁伊可是去过龙之乐园,踏足过失乐园的人,要是让我去圣乐园逛逛,我说不定还会感兴趣,天堂的话,也就相当于是高级一点的副本,实在没什么必要过于期待,把它当做是在地狱世界里逛一圈就行了 Thinks of here, I cough lightly several, even more felt Evil Dragon said right. 想到这里,我轻咳几声,越发感到恶龙蕾娜说的没错。 Acts with constraint, must take the acting with constraint of Savior and dragon knight. 矜持,要有作为救世主和龙骑士的矜持。 „, You more said that was more excessive.” Eika Layh who had not opened the mouth, saw that we disparage Heaven gradually, in any case was stands the speech. “蕾娜,你越说越过分了。”一直没有开口的艾卡莱伊,眼看我们渐渐把天堂贬低,好歹是站出来说话了。 Just, in the middle of her temperate graceful happy expression, as if also hidden an arrogance of big dragon, in the surface is stopping Evil Dragon, seemed was saying actually that you are talking nonsense what frank talk. 只不过,她那温和优雅的笑意当中,似乎也隐藏着一份巨龙的高傲,表面上是在制止恶龙蕾娜,实则好似在说,蕾娜,你在瞎说什么大实话呀。 Wu Fan your excellency does not be offended, actually we had expected, do not blame Eva, this is not her original intention.” 吴凡阁下别见怪,其实我们早就料到了,你也别怪爱娃儿,这并非她的本意。” This, I know, although the fellow usually is desolate, the mouth could not say the word of praise, but also was insufficient to this degree disrespectfully.” “这个嘛,我还是知道的,虽然那家伙平时冷冷淡淡的,嘴里说不出好话,但还不至于失礼到这种程度。” I self-examined that shakes M Princess Angel also to calculate to that quite understood, cannot say ill-speaking but soft-hearted, is harder than the tofu, wool tofu. 我自问对那抖M天使公主还算比较了解,不能说刀子嘴豆腐心,比豆腐硬一点点,毛豆腐吧。 To the person besides Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, is desolate, Virtue Before , Virtue After acts like a different person, icy does not like smiling, even two student Ruth is also so, just devotes wholeheartedly, is not good at refusing the person( I to be an exception) greatly, has the Angel conservative and good character always, moreover understands the discretion, this point as we all know. 对除了圣月贤以外的人,都非常冷淡,【贤】前【贤】后,判若两人,冷冰冰的不爱笑,连两个学生西露丝艾柯露也是如此,只不过尽心尽职,不大擅长拒绝人(我除外),有着天使一向的保守和善良性格,而且懂分寸,这一点大家都知道。 Therefore, even if Angel and big dragon two clans are not mutually right, are never in contact with each other that type, but Eva and family's big dragons are together are harmonious, the friend could not make, but has not at least quarrelled, in addition Eva mysteriously appears and disappears, having the feeling is even more thin, therefore with big dragon young girls no individual gratitude and grudges. 所以,纵使天使和巨龙两族互相不对头,老死不相往来那种,但爱娃儿和家里的巨龙们相处还算融洽,朋友是做不成了,但至少没有争吵过,再加上爱娃儿神出鬼没,存在感越发稀薄,所以和巨龙少女们就更没有什么个人恩怨了。 In this case, rejects Evil Dragon their visit, definitely not stemming from individual idea, but has other worries, I go to the paradise of dragon for example time, she also never reveals the meaning that a wee bit must go. 这种情况下,拒绝恶龙蕾娜她们的到访,肯定不是出于个人想法,而是有其他顾虑,就比如说我去龙之乐园的时候,她也从未流露出一丁点要去的意思。 The relations of two clans, two clan member are well aware, does not need to reduce and solve, hardly has the possibility that reduces and solves, few point contacts, few disputes, are good to everyone. 两族的关系,两族成员自个心知肚明,无须化解,也几乎不存在化解的可能性,少点接触,少点纠纷,对大家都好。 Wait, the crystal has not expressed the opinion, why you made the position to decide good, regarded the crystal no other!” The crystal listens to listen, suddenly detected that is not wonderful, really did not plan unexpectedly! “等等,水晶还没有发表意见,为什么你们就善作主张决定下来了,别无视水晶啊!”水晶听着听着,忽然察觉到不妙,竟然真的不打算去了! She has no big dragon dignity, from falling the status idea, she only wants to go to the Angel clan to taste the Angel character and style the good food. 她才没什么巨龙尊严,自降身份的想法,她只想去天使族品尝天使风情的美食。 Now, shortly eats did not have, the crystal sways back and forth everywhere, is in deep sorrow. 如今,眼看吃的没了,水晶满地打滚,痛不欲生。 I and Evil Dragon look at each other, tacit nod. 我和恶龙蕾娜相视一眼,默契的点点头。 Temporarily the armistice, shows no external differences. 暂时休战,一致对外。 Therefore our two friendship, really must maintain by the crystal probably...... 所以说我们两个的友情,大概真要靠水晶来维持了…… ... 。。。
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