...... …… First, I must confess, I should not scold the teacher, must acknowledge, regarding my intelligence quotient ordinary person, soul engineer title, the teacher deserves. 首先,我要忏悔,我不应该骂老师,必须承认,对于我这种智商一般的人来说,灵魂工程师这一称号,老师当之无愧。 Good, said that disgusting words, actually I want to commend three no princesses' guidance levels, but I really do not want to make this forget to be self-satisfied to the little fellow who I prepare the lunch, therefore beat around the bush spoke the above words. 好吧,说了那么恶心的话,其实我是想称赞三无公主的教导水平,但我实在不想让这个忘了给我准备午饭的小家伙得意起来,于是拐弯抹角的就说了以上的话。 Unknowingly, the page of magic foundation has turned the number of pages that I look, although inside that design is to still let me, but will at least not regard is the UFO summon magic, I understand finally why most people must endure more than ten years of shopping onlines suffered, talent that after all can be a self-made person is a few. 不知不觉,魔法基础的页面就已经翻到了我原本看着的页数,虽然里面那个图案依然是让我云里雾里,不过至少不会当成是UFO召唤魔法了,我终于明白为什么大部分人都得忍受长达十多年的应试教育的折磨了,毕竟能自学成才的天才是少数啊。 „Ding ——” “叮——” Clear sound, you have not misunderstood, is the sound that and microwave oven makes is exactly the same. Although slight, but broke our teaching. 一声清脆的响声,你没听错,就是和微波炉发出的声音一模一样。虽然轻微,但还是将我们的教学打断了。 „Ok, the little fellow, you were also tired, today arrived here, but later must continue to trouble you.” My long stretching oneself, then unable to contain one's joy holding in the arms jasmine, chin affectionate, in her plays musical instruments on the elegant face that may break is rubbing. “好了,小家伙,你也累了吧,今天就到这里吧,不过以后还得继续麻烦你嘞。”我长长的伸了个懒腰,然后喜不自禁的搂住茉里莎,下巴亲昵的在她那吹弹可破的俏脸上蹭着。 „wū ~~” immediately, jasmine exuded the calling out in grief sound, weak Defiance. “呜~~”当下,茉里莎发出了悲鸣声,无力的反抗着。 „Your beard, and repugnancy of equally Royal Father.” Was punctured probably hurt, she jumps down from my thigh, has returned to the body, is putting on a serious face dull, points at reckless dregs of my chin to cut the gold/metal truncation railroad. “你的胡子,和父王的一样讨厌。”大概是被刺疼了,她从我大腿上跳下来,回过身子,呆板着脸,指着我下巴的胡渣斩金截铁道。 „Hehe.” “嘿嘿。” The tracing chin that I harbor evil intentions, enjoys three not to have the princess to look like the field-mouse to look generally to my security look, remembers that many fathers like coping with oneself child with this move, that Lut Gholein king looks like is also in the person of same belief the person, chased off the stage him is really regrettable. 我不怀好意的摸了摸下巴,享受着三无公主像田鼠一般望向我的警戒眼神,记得很多父亲都喜欢用这招对付自己的孩子呢,那个鲁高因王看来也是同道中人啊,将他赶下台真是太遗憾了。 A'le, what did I just produce absolutely am not the thought that my age should have? 阿勒,我刚刚是不是产生了什么绝对不是我这个年龄应该产生的念头呢？ Shook the head, I stood up from the chair, three do not have the constriction of princess that soft buttocks as if also to remain on the thigh, now recalled that suddenly feels a pity, really should not be enthralled, so after wonderful sense of touch unexpectedly by the brain of my throwing . 晃了晃脑袋,我从椅子上站了起来,三无公主那柔软臀部的压迫感似乎还残留在大腿上,现在回想起来顿觉可惜,真不应该太入神啊,如此美妙的触觉竟然被我抛之脑后。 During regret, I table on that microwave oven shape wooden crate that exudes the microwave oven sound in hand, shouted the one breath, entered the soul exploration under the condition to obtain the connection with the wooden crate, then, one must grow into several times of blood-red long swords compared with the wooden crate, completely disregarded the definition of space principle to shoot from the wooden crate, fell on my palm. 懊悔之中,我将桌子上那个发出微波炉响声的微波炉状木箱拿在手上,微呼一口气,进入灵魂探索的状态下与木箱取得连接,接着,一把比木箱要长上几倍的血红色长剑,完全无视空间法则的定义从木箱里面弹了出来,落在我的手心。 Good, succeeded finally, is grasping the long sword, I am excited tears full filled/surplus immediately. 太好了,终于成功了,握着长剑,我顿时激动得热泪满盈。 witch of monster warrior long sword 战士之巫妖的长剑 damage: 4 to 27 伤害:4-27 minimum strength: 55 需要力量点数:55 minimum agility: 39 需要敏捷点数:39 minimum level: 22 需要等级:22 sword rank: fast attack speed 剑等级:快速攻击速度 +5 0 attack rating +50准确率 +4 0 damage +40伤害 4 hits to steal life 四击中偷取生命 A top quality blue long sword, although is only blue level, but that „4 hit steals life” the attribute, is in gold equipment is also the rare attribute, now appears in blue equipment unexpectedly, what isn't this top quality is? 一把极品的蓝色长剑,虽然只是蓝色等级的,但是那条“四击中偷取生命”的属性,就是黄金装备里也属于稀有属性,如今竟然在蓝色装备里出现,这不是极品是什么？ = belt/bring blood sucking attribute magic sword of 4 bottles( any type) + ruby + magic sword( any type) for treating potion 四瓶治疗药剂(任何类型)+红宝石+魔法剑(任何类型)=带吸血属性的魔法剑 This is this combination rule of sword, is such top quality attribute, can actually gather through the Horadric block, moreover besides the blood sucking attribute, certain probability supplements other prefixes( attribute), obviously the role of block is how powerful. 这就是这把剑的合成公式,就是这样的极品属性,竟然能够通过赫拉迪克方块合出来,而且除了吸血属性以外,还有一定几率附带其他前缀(属性),可见方块的作用何其强大。 In addition, = rejuvenation potion of 3 bottles( any type) + chipped gem( any type) for treating potion, the formula in this game also establish unexpectedly , three same type gem syntheses, can arrive at a higher first-level gem, so forth, all can realize. 除此之外,三瓶治疗药剂(任何类型)+碎裂宝石(任何类型)=回复活力药剂,这条游戏里的公式竟然也成立,还有,三个同一类型的宝石合成,能到更高一级宝石,诸如此类,全都能实现。 Tal Rasha gives me in that several chapters of scrolls, displayed many combination rules specially, including several make me look at the direct-current saliva. 塔拉夏给我那几章卷轴里面,其中就有一张专门罗列了许多合成公式,其中有几条让我看得直流口水。 6 perfect gems( each type respectively one) + amulet, can synthesize + all resistances magic amulet( all resistances +1 6-20). 六个完美宝石(每种类型各一个)+项链,可以合成+所有抗性的魔法项链(所有抗性+16-20)。 1 magic ring +1 perfect emerald +1 antidote potion = 1 resist poison ring( resist poison +21 -30) 一魔法戒指+1完美的绿宝石+1解毒药剂抗毒戒指(抗毒+21) 1 magic ring +1 perfect ruby +1 explodes the potion = 1 resist fire ring( resist fire +21 -30) 一魔法戒指+1完美的红宝石+1爆裂药剂抗火戒指(抗火+21) ( same as below ) (以下同) 3 chipped gem +1 magic weapon = have socket magic weapon( 1-2 socket) 三碎裂宝石+1魔法武器=有凹槽的魔法武器(1-2凹槽) ...... …… ...... …… Over a hundred formulas, look at my dazzling in addition saliva crossflow, thought that then we were the nouveau riche turned over/stood up, all people also think like this. 上百条公式,看得我眼花缭乱外加口水横流,心想这下咱可是暴发户翻身了,想必所有的人也会这样认为。 However, I must throw basin cold water to myself here, in addition block two egg sore setting. 但是,我在这里要给自己泼一盆冷水,外加方块两个蛋疼的设定。 First: The synthesis requires the time, does not flicker like the game , the synthesis jumps over the NB thing, the time needed is longer, for example I this blood sucking long sword, use day of time now. 第一:合成需要时间,不像游戏里那样瞬点即就,合成越NB的东西,所需要的时间越长,比如说我现在这把吸血长剑,就足足用了一天时间。 Second: Success ratio, all syntheses has a success ratio, jumps over NB items, the success ratio is lower. 第二:成功率,所有合成的都有一个成功率,越NB的物品,成功率越低。 After knowing these two facts, my fond dream was instantaneous, turned into the boundless abyss. 当得知这两件事实以后,我的美梦瞬间破碎,变成了无边的深渊。 Article 1 the setting, is to make my batch production the fond dream be disillusioned without doubt, most also gains several self-sufficiently in addition „slightly” money. 第一条设定,无疑是让我量产化的美梦破灭,最多也就自给自足外加赚几个“小”钱而已。 If the first setting makes the person egg hurt, then the second setting, makes my egg hurt + MAX without doubt, damn success ratio, the setting of what free web is this? Had God also been tormented by these free web? Unexpectedly so, I also recognized, then charge items of + success ratio, why doesn't make comes out? Bullies me not to have money? 如果说第一条设定只是让人蛋疼的话,那么第二设定,无疑让我蛋疼+MAX,该死的成功率,这是什么免费网游的设定啊？难道上帝也被那些免费网游荼毒过？竟然如此,我也就认了,那么+成功率的收费物品呢,为什么不弄些出来？欺负我没钱？ In brief, with a few words described that my present mood, that is the pain is being joyful, must select to say specifically, seems like the high tide time, was kicked a foot......, un, center lower part. 总之,用一句话来形容我现在的心情,那就是痛并快乐着,非要具体点说出来,就好像正高潮的时候,被人踢了一脚……,嗯,正中下体。 Therefore, through experimented several times, I give me the formula scroll Tal Rasha, several I can the useful formula make up now. 于是,通过数次试验,我将塔拉夏给我那张公式卷轴,其中几条我现在能用得上的公式补完了一下。 Three similar disruption level gems synthesize a similar splitting level gem, the time consumes for about 4 hours, the success ratio basically achieves 90, sees this success ratio, everyone should not be first unhappy, because splits the attribute of level gem not necessarily is also strong, truly has above the quality of being worth looking at complete level gem. 三个同类型的碎裂级宝石合成一个同类型的裂开级宝石,时间消耗四个小时左右,成功率基本达到90,看到这个成功率,大家先别开心,因为裂开级宝石的属性也不见得多强,真正有看头的还是完整级宝石以上的。 Very good, is the synthesis of complete level gem, three similar splitting level gems synthesize a complete level the gem, sometimes consumes for about 15 hours, success ratio...... 50. 很好,接下来是完整级宝石的合成,三个同类型的裂开级宝石合成一个完整级的宝石,时耗15个小时左右,成功率……50。 Did the egg hurt? Sees this data, you have the confidence to spend 3 complete level gems again, is entire 54( is counted 50 success ratios) chipped gem to experiment the consumption time and success ratio of no slight defect level gem? I have no interest this in any case temporarily. 蛋疼了吧？看到这份数据,你还有信心再花费三块完整级宝石,也就是整整54块(算上50的成功率)碎裂宝石去试验无瑕疵级宝石的消耗时间和成功率吗？反正我暂时是没有这个兴趣。 Then is rejuvenation potion, three bottles of healing potion( any type) + three bottles of mana potion( any type) +1 chipped gem( any type) = rejuvenation potion, the time-consuming about 8 hours, the success ratio is 60, after obtaining this data, my whole person relaxes, fortunately fortunately, although the time grew a point slightly, but the material is cheap, the end product is expensive, it may be said that is living of prize investment, this business can do. 接下来是回复活力药剂,三瓶生命药剂(任何类型)+三瓶法力药剂(任何类型)+1碎裂宝石(任何类型)=回复活力药剂,耗时八个小时左右,成功率是60,得到这份数据以后,我整个人都松了一口气,还好还好,虽然时间稍微长了一点,但是材料便宜,成品贵重,可谓是一本万利的活,这生意能做。 Therefore, the determination had some energy, I start to experiment completely the rejuvenation potion data, puts in the block less than one hour three bottles of rejuvenation potion, then heard crashing of failure, one looked toward inside, three bottles of precious rejuvenation potion have not remained the dregs, such floating clouds, very good, at least saved I N hours of time, if waited for dozens hours to end in failure, I must spit blood. 于是,自觉有了些底气,我开始试验完全回复活力药剂的数据,将三瓶回复活力药剂放入方块不到一个小时,便传来了失败的碎裂声,往里面一看,三瓶宝贵的回复活力药剂连渣都没剩,就这样浮云了,很好,至少节约了我N个小时的功夫,要是等了几十个小时才宣告失败,那我才要吐血勒。 As for this blood sucking long sword, I had not held any hope, was only its attribute was too attractive, in addition the material was inexpensive, making me unable to bear try twice, to about 12 hours gave to pound for the first time, the air/Qi I almost spat blood, our tiger body shook fortunately for the second time, share of Peng Bo's air/Qi of Overlord immediately the Horadric block controlling, thinks that did not succeed difficultly. 至于这把吸血长剑,本来我是没有抱任何希望的,只是它的属性实在太诱人了,加上材料也不贵,让我忍不住试了两次,第一次到12小时左右给砸了,气得我差点吐血,还好第二次咱虎躯一震,一股彭勃的王霸之气顿时将赫拉迪克方块给镇住了,想不成功都难。 ...... …… Another side, looks that the ball of scarlet long sword from the block comes out, three show the dull expression without the princess, makes me see her rude appearance for the first time, the sense of achievement at heart the ratio gathers the blood sucking long sword immediately. 另外一边,看着血色长剑从方块里弹出来,三无公主露出呆呆的表情,第一次让我看见她失态的模样,心里的成就感顿时比合出吸血长剑更甚。 What kind of, your master I am fierce, asked me, asked me a bit faster, perhaps my happiness, can the burst point material give you, ka ka ~~ ~ 怎么样,你的主人我厉害吧,求我呀,快点来求我呀,说不定我一个开心,能爆点料给你呢,哇咔咔~~~ „Horadric block!” Without a doubt, she said with the affirmative tone. “赫拉迪克方块！”毫无疑问,她是用肯定的语气说的。 Therefore I dislike the knowledge profound talent child, you cannot make your master self-satisfied meeting, satisfies his pitiful self-respect? 所以说我讨厌知识渊博的天才儿童,你就不能让你的主人多得意一会,满足他那可怜的自尊心吗？ Completely disregards my to combine the tragedy facial expression that stray cur and clenches jaws, three no princesses' vision in the block by my hand had been attracted completely, eye unprecedented sparkles to shine, then with Sarah shape intent, but god with the look offensive, keeping me definitely from resisting. 完全无视我那混杂着丧家之犬和咬牙切齿的悲剧神情,三无公主的目光已经完全被我手中的方块吸引住了,眼睛前所未有的闪闪发亮,那与莎拉形意而神同的眼神攻势,让我完全无法招架。 Forgot, this little fellow besides is a bookworm, is research fanatic, will otherwise not hire the person to run up to the crisis on top of crisis in initially the sewer. 都忘了,这小家伙除了是个书虫外,还是个研究狂人,不然当初也不会雇人跑到危机重重的下水道里面去。 „To have a look?” “想看看吗？” My eye narrows the eyes immediately, self-satisfied throws the block, what must explain, my present appearance not possible resembles to take the strange uncle who the candy cane is abducting loli absolutely, please do not misunderstand. 我的眼睛顿时一眯,得意的将方块抛来抛去,必须要说明的是,我现在的样子绝对不可能像拿着棒棒糖诱拐萝莉的怪叔叔,请千万不要误会。 Head likely chicken pecking meter/rice with the block path is reciprocating, actually making me unable to distinguish clearly her to nod or forget oneself completely. 脑袋像小鸡啄米似的随着方块的轨迹上下移动着,让我分不清她究竟是在点头还是已经完全忘乎所以。 „It is not not good.” “也不是不行。” In my heart suddenly one cold, secretly thought cannot let success go to the head, we are only the average person, the method are unable with three not to have princess nutrition all toward the brain cell head( the black belly metaphor: Even X attributes) compared with high intelligence quotient community, if goes too far, when she recovers, later tragedy throughout. 我心中突然一凛,暗道自己可不能太得意忘形,咱只是一般人,手段根本无法与三无公主这种营养全都往脑细胞里长(腹黑暗喻:平X属性)的高智商群体相比,要是太过分的话,等她回过神来,以后悲剧的始终还是自己。 „For these days the master I was busy, did not mind that did some to me delicious.” “这几天你的主人我忙,不介意给我做点好吃的吧。” Thinks, I proposed this does not calculate excessive request, the master makes the maidservant do some delicious, isn't the natural matter? Why can I actually treat as „exchange” to propose? At this moment, I the position in home feel for myself deeply sorrowful. 想了想,我提出这个不算过分的要求,主人让侍女做点好吃的,不是理所当然的事情吗？为什么我却必须当作“交换”提出呢？这一刻,我深深为自己在这个家里的地位而感到悲哀。 Obviously, this to three does not have the princess is not the difficult matter, she never imagined to nod, then received the Horadric block in my hand, obtains the novel thing like the child, stared the big eye to manipulate. 很显然,这对三无公主来说并不是什么难事,她想都没想就点了头,然后接过我手中的赫拉迪克方块,像小孩子得到新奇的玩意般,瞪大眼睛摆弄了起来。 First, high and low about sizes up back and forth, seems seeking for the opens the mouth, unsuccessful, that is natural, Horadric block unified whole, absolutely does not have the cover, only then grasps the soul magic to know its inside mystery. 首先,上下左右来回打量,似乎在寻找开口,未果,那是当然,赫拉迪克方块浑然一体,根本就没有盖子,只有掌握灵魂魔法才能知道它里面的奥妙。 Then, shaking, pastes the ear back and forth in the block, actually as if in wants to clarify to have what mystery, ha, but also really has the research way of Little P child enough. 然后,来回摇动,将耳朵贴在方块上,似乎想弄清楚里面究竟有什么玄机,哈,还真是有够小P孩的研究方式。 Again, starts to size up block outside pattern earnestly, the finger is gesticulating some complex magic designs above, good, finally had the research atmosphere. 再次,开始认真打量方块外面的花纹,手指在上面比划着一些复杂的魔法图案,不错,终于有了点研究气氛。 Finally, prudent places the ground the block, puts out the iron hammer, from top to bottom knocks, un un, violent solution breaks? Although arbitrary, but indeed is the quite practical means...... 最后,慎重的将方块放在地上,拿出铁锤,从上至下敲下,嗯嗯,暴力解破？虽然蛮横,但的确是比较实用的办法…… Hey, I said that your violent death Little P child does want to do?!! 喂喂,我说你这个暴力的死小P孩想干什么呢？！！ At a crucial moment, my national football team shovel leg kicks the block hastily, does not know that is my misconception, the following iron hammer as if fell at a quicker speed. 千钧一发之间,我连忙一个国足式铲腿将方块踢飞,不知是不是我的错觉,随之而来的铁锤似乎以更快的速度落了下来。 „Áo!!!!!!!” “嗷！！！！！！！” The extremely tragic pitiful yell sound is centered on some villa spreads, it is said in that night, nearby resident had 2/3 to have the nightmare...... 惨绝人寰的惨叫声以某个别墅为中心扩散出来,据说在当天晚上,附近的居民有三分之二做了噩梦……