ROD :: Volume #30

#2972: Princess Angel cleanliness/mysophobia


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Looks that gathers in the Liz fist range the face, indulging in self-glorification gorilla tall Te who shows the self-satisfied expression, everyone collective is speechless. 看着将脸凑到莉莉丝拳头范围内,自卖自夸的露出得意表情的大猩猩高特,所有人集体无语。 The foreword withdraws, this fellow is really a bloody fool. 前言撤回,这家伙果然还是个大傻瓜。 Liz looks to me, I saw Sister Lena, her vision was genial, smiles is comparing one to shear the throat hand signal to me, I hit to tremble, nodded to Liz again. 莉莉丝又看向我,我看了看丽娜大姐,她目光和善,微笑着冲我比了一个割喉手势,我心里直打哆嗦,冲莉莉丝再次点头。 If Ral and nag, I must certainly prevent them to do, by their two present strength, is not necessarily able to withstand a Liz earnest ordinary fist, but tall Te absolutely does not have the issue, makes him feel, actually I also want to know the Liz attribute after transformation while convenient strong. 如果是拉尔和老马,我肯定要阻止他们作死,以他们两个现在的实力,未必能承受得起莉莉丝一记认真的普通一拳,但是高特绝对没有问题,就让他感受一下吧,顺便其实我也很想知道转变后的莉莉丝属性到底有多强。 Liz really recognized probably my teacher, trades to be any others, even if her close Var Kemmett and his wife, feared that cannot let usually be angry few she to begin to hit the person continually, moreover is at present such a silly...... orangutan uncle? 莉莉丝大概是真的认定了我这个老师,换做其他任何一个人,哪怕是她的至亲瓦尔凯米特夫妻,怕是都不能让平时连生气都很少的她动手打人,而且还是眼前这样一个傻乎乎的……猩猩大叔? Stemming from my trust, or regarding the trust of teacher sacred class, in her eye pupil flashes through together the color of resolution, wielding perhaps is since birth first attack, treads the previous step, grasps buckler, makes an effort PIA one to pound on face that in high especially that collects. 出于对我的信任,或者说是对于老师这个神圣职业的信任,她眼眸中闪过一道坚定之色,挥出了或许是有生以来的第一次攻击,踏前一步,手持圆盾,用力PIA一下砸在高特那凑过来的脸庞上。 Only hears the sound shakes the vault of heaven bang a great sound, frail buckler is accordingly broken, the air as if also cracks accordingly, high especially that grinning indifferent face, but also without shows the surprised expression with enough time, twists is following his body to spin together high-speed, flies horizontally, vanished in the horizon end. 只听见响震苍穹的“嘭”一声巨音,脆弱的圆盾应声而碎,空气似乎也应声而裂,高特那张笑嘻嘻无所谓的脸庞,还没来得及露出惊讶表情,就扭曲着跟随他的身体一起高速打转,横飞出去,消失在了天边尽头。 Everyone: „......” 所有人:“……” Ral: „()” 拉尔:“()” Maragh: ( o )!” 马拉格比:“(o)!” After three minutes, tall Te does sway came from the distance, the form looks especially bleak, the chaotic hair is also hanging several bits of grass, he ships out does not care at all, the appearance that and is not affected much, is raising the disorderly underpants single-handedly, scratches the head single-handedly, haha said with a smile. 三分钟后,高特摇摇晃晃的从远处走回来,身影看起来格外萧条,乱糟糟的头发还挂着几根草屑,他强装出满不在乎,并无大碍的样子,一手提着凌乱的裤头,一手挠头,哈哈笑道。 Aiya, is really perfect strikes, was the uncle lost, hahahaha...... haha...... ha...... gu ~~ “哎呀哎呀,真是完美的一击,是叔叔输了,啊哈哈哈哈……哈哈……哈……~~ In the laughter, his two eyes turns, the mouth spits the foam, cannot fall to the ground. 笑声中,他两眼一翻,口吐白沫,倒地不起。 The amen, wish you soon to achieve Buddhahood. 阿门,祝你早日成佛。 Old...... the teacher......” sees such result, Liz flustered. “老……老师……”看到这样的结果,莉莉丝慌了。 All right, this gorilla strong.” Karina comforts saying that must stop sanction who the husband makes the foolish matter as every day, her incomparably clear tall Te physique strong. “没事,这头大猩猩强壮的很。”卡丽娜安慰道,作为每天都要制止丈夫做傻事的制裁者,她无比清楚高特的体质有多强。 But...... the gift......” Liz dejectedly looks at the tread, tall Te just gave her buckler, a broken to pieces even/including complete fragment could not find. “可是……礼物……”莉莉丝沮丧的看着地面,高特刚刚送给她的圆盾,已经碎的连一块完整的碎片都找不到了。 Liz, the so-called gift, I thinks, so long as uses it in the right place, making the best use of things, is master the highest respect to gift gift, rather than cautious collects it.” I touch the head of clever student, the vision is gentle , then said. “莉莉丝,所谓的礼物呢,我认为只要将它用在合适的地方,物尽其用,就是对赠予礼物的主人的最高尊敬,而不是小心翼翼的将它珍藏起来。”我摸了摸乖学生的头,目光温柔,顿了顿,接着说道。 Moreover, I will teach you for these days another matter, the important matter that adventurer must learn, that is the business transaction between adventurer, is skilled in this method, can find is most appropriate your equipment, sincerely a few words, equipment that you most want, in another adventurer hand, rather than on monster, happen to your hand also has an extra sword and leather armor mostly, we make the best use of things, makes the transaction attempt with them.” “另外,这几天我会教你另外一件事,冒险者必须学会的重要事情,那就是冒险者之间的买卖交易,只有精通这一门手段,才能找到最合适你的装备,谨记一句话,你最想要的装备,多半是在另外一名冒险者手中,而不是在怪物身上,正好你手上还有多余的一把剑和一件皮甲,我们就物尽其用,拿它们来做交易尝试吧。” !” tall Te of falling to the ground stupor, does not know why spat a big blood in the dream. “噗喔!”倒地昏迷的高特,不知为何又在梦中吐了一大口鲜血。 In brief, Liz's class transfer is successfully completes, has not had any accident/surprise, lets originally somewhat with trepidation, relaxes, not only has not disappointed entrusting of Var Kemmett and his wife, has not disappointed close at hand Eika Layh. 总而言之,莉莉丝的转职算是顺利完成,没有出现任何的意外,让原本有些提心吊胆的自己,松了一口大气,不仅是没有辜负瓦尔凯米特夫妻的托付,也没有让近在眼前的艾卡莱伊失望。 As for the Lily silk later route plan, un, my teacher naturally must give a care well, with wanting to acquire the spoiled knowledge flatter colored glaze present to be different from here, but Liz the serious first student, is this/should thinks well, the student who how can let my clever treasure has combat capability that as soon as possible deals with any condition. 至于莉莉丝以后的路线规划,嗯,我这个老师当然要好好费一番心思,和想要从我这里获得腐知识的阿琉斯不同,莉莉丝可是自己正经八百的第一个学生,是该好好想一想,到底怎么样才能让我这乖巧宝贝的学生尽快具备应付任何状况的战斗能力。 Perhaps I should discuss with Eika Layh, but was a little afraid recently is together with her alone, particularly sees Evil Dragon each time time, inexplicable crazy afraid, what is my is being afraid? Really cannot comprehend, only violent small female dragon has anything to be good to fear that my pain died back then oppressively...... cough cough, ok, the real man did not raise was brave in the past, we will look forward to a next future. 或许我应该和艾卡莱伊商量一下,不过最近还是有点害怕单独和她相处,尤其是每次见到恶龙蕾娜的时候,莫名的疯狂心虚,我这是在害怕啥?真搞不懂,区区一头暴力小母龙有什么好怕的,想当年我痛虐死……咳咳,算了,好汉不提当年勇,我们还是展望一下未来吧。 After when several days, my leisure is teaching Liz with others, the student who suddenly are many a domain level, the pressure has, perhaps this treasure student when taking a seat rocket same whiz one exceeded my teacher. 其后数日,我闲暇之余都在和其他人一起教导莉莉丝,忽然多出一名领域级的学生,压力还是有的,说不定这个宝贝学生什么时候就坐火箭一样嗖一下超越我这个老师了。 As for nag Ral and the others, in the experience to that then knew couple days ago Liz is Eika Layh's younger sister, an accurate big dragon time, the bewilderment punched me jointly, blaming me not to speak the brothers loyalty, did not tell them earlier, harmed them before everyone...... not, in front of the Liz crazy disgraced, was usually in loses be used to it besides others beside Liz in front of probably disgraced, had felt indifferently. 至于老马拉尔等人,在见识到前几天那一幕,而后得知莉莉丝是艾卡莱伊的妹妹,一头准巨龙的时候,莫名其妙就联手把我揍了一顿,怪我不讲兄弟义气,不早点告诉他们,害他们在大家面前……不,是在莉莉丝面前疯狂丢人,大概是平时在除莉莉丝以外的其他人面前丢人丢习惯了,已经觉得无所谓了。 This can blame me, clearly is your small lobster takes possession to be good, you looked that whom surrounding other person of I have told? Sister Lena's first day saw the clue to come, can only say that person and the intelligence quotient disparity of person, the influence was very big. 这都能怪我,分明就是你们小龙虾附体好不好,你看周围其他人我告诉过谁了?丽娜大姐第一天就看出端倪来了,只能说人与人的智商差距,影响还是很大的。 The Liz's talent perception is very high, this point does not need to repeat to relate in detail, many basic fight general knowledge she one study, progressive ten thousand li in a day, Ral and nag two insensitive Paladin, will unable to raise the head before the domain powerhouse, will not have to direct Liz, to be the high especially big orangutan, the attack that in the past few days came under forgot in an instant, vivid running came to the training ground, posed as the Paladin senior, shameless gesticulation. 莉莉丝的天赋悟性很高,这一点无须重复详述,很多基本的战斗常识她一学就会,进步一日千里,拉尔和老马这两个厚脸皮圣骑士,在领域强者面前抬不起头来,死活没来指点莉莉丝,到是高特大猩猩,前些天受到的打击转眼忘记,又生龙活虎的跑来训练场,以圣骑士前辈自居,恬不知耻的指手画脚。 However I have to praise his several, this gorilla besides teasing compared with some, other are really great, Paladin basic skills solid very much, helped us be busy, if not for followed Sister Lena to return to Rogue Encampment together, he had the hope to promote the strength of boundary world with the lingering fear very much, naturally, present he has not given up continue promote, when went to Third World to do odd jobs, will seize the opportunity to promote diligently, therefore , high especially was actually an effort progress gorilla, did not speak is putting on a serious face has the dignified feeling very much, although at first sight had no way and master brother compared with, but also was super outstanding good. Man. 不过我不得不夸他几句,这大猩猩除了逗比一些以外,其他真没得说,圣骑士基本功扎实的很,着实帮了我们大忙,若不是跟随丽娜大姐一起回了罗格营地,他以后怕是有很大希望晋升世界之力境界吧,当然,现在的他也没放弃继续提升,在去第三世界打杂的时候,也会抓住机会努力提升,所以说,高特其实还是一头努力上进型的大猩猩,不说话板着脸的时候也很有威严感,乍一看虽然没法和大师兄比,但也是超级优秀的好男人一个。 What a pity is a funny ratio. 可惜是个逗比。 Remembers that beforehand is not serious, infected to whom? Really does not do clearly. 记得以前没那么严重的,到底是给谁传染了呢?真搞不明白。 Returns to the proper topic, the basic thing had taught that to Liz, then practices, cannot make her look for monster in First World Rogue Encampment this novice village, therefore after the consideration, we decides the Holy See mountain, Holy See mountain peripheral experience region relative security, regarding a domain powerhouse, so long as does not do, will not die absolutely, how Liz saw that does not seem like a young girl who likes being, the girls also reminds me over and over, cannot give Li Liz the ideological style irrigation that own pig advances vigorously suddenly absolutely. 言归正传,基本的东西已经教导给莉莉丝了,接下来就是实践,总不能让她在第一世界罗格营地这种新手村里找怪物吧,所以几经考虑,我们决定回教廷山,教廷山周边的历练区域相对安全,对于一名领域强者而言,只要不作死,就绝对不会死,莉莉丝怎么看都不像是个喜欢作死的少女,女孩们也再三提醒我,绝对不能将自己的猪突猛进的思想风格灌注给莉莉丝。 Really disrespectful, I am also when needs the pig to advance vigorously suddenly meets good that the pig advances vigorously suddenly, how as to consider to need the pig to advance vigorously suddenly, naturally is under the condition that in the pig advances vigorously suddenly considers this issue again. 真是失礼,我也是在需要猪突猛进的时候才会猪突猛进的好不好,至于如何考虑是不是需要猪突猛进,当然是得在猪突猛进的状态下再考虑这个问题啦。 In addition, my small ideas, have also discussed with Eika Layh, had her support, but now also early a point, after Liz can deal with the nice point fight, raises with her is not late. 除此之外,我还有一个小小想法,跟艾卡莱伊商量过,得到了她的支持,不过现在还早了一点,等莉莉丝能够应付像样一点的战斗以后再和她提也不迟。 Right, the Paladin skill issue, Liz studied in a hard labor, after the use gets rid of usually us to grasp to monster leveled up that she practices to use, finally chose her first skill —— strength aura. 哦,对了,圣骑士技能的问题,莉莉丝在下了一番苦工研究,利用干掉平时我们抓给她练习用的怪物升了一级后,终于选择了她的第一个技能——力量光环 Also is not asks steady Prayer auxiliary, is not pig suddenly advancing vigorously Sacrifice, but is doctrine of the mean enterprising strength, according to the Liz's view, she later also imagines me the same as work as a lone traveller hero, does not take a person to fight, but the lone traveller hero can not rely on anybody, from saving the world, to doing odd jobs to run about, the real man moe the belt/bring milk. 既不是辅助求稳型的祈祷,也不是猪突猛进型的牺牲,而是中庸进取的力量,按照莉莉丝的说法,她以后也想像我一样当一个独行侠,倒不是非要一个人战斗,只是独行侠可以不依赖任何人,上至拯救世界,下至打杂跑腿,大丈夫萌带奶。 Such a, come back quest also almost completed, returns to the Holy See mountain not to have the issue momentarily. 这么一来,回来的任务也差不多完成了,随时回教廷山也没问题。 However, I have not worried, if cultivates in the boundary of dream, which is the same, why aren't so many leaves some time to accompany the girls? Naturally, dull for a long time is not good, the false Savior should have the type of false Savior, always spins at home, does not return to the frontline, is easy to knock the morale of troops. 不过,我并没有着急回去,如果是在梦之境界里修炼的话,哪儿都一样,如此为何不多留一些时间陪伴女孩们呢?当然,呆的太久也不行,伪救世主就应该有伪救世主的样,老是在家里打转,不回前线,也是容易动摇军心的。 Moreover except for teaching Liz, accompanies outside the girls, has other every large or small things, for example Akara and Cain one line came back after Liz class transfer several days, although Lina had told them Liz's matter, I am leads Liz to recognize the gate to recognize people, this is the alliance manages a household with the second in command greatly, later has the matter to look their right. 而且除了教导莉莉丝,陪伴女孩们以外,也不是没有其他大大小小的事情,比如说阿卡拉凯恩一行在莉莉丝转职的数日后回来了,虽然琳娅已经跟她们说过莉莉丝的事情,我还是屁颠屁颠的带着莉莉丝去认门认人,这可是联盟的大当家和二当家,以后有事找她们准没错。 Next, accompanied Valise to sweep a grave, her mother, was own mother-in-law Sir, had passed away long time ago, I cannot see the appearance/portrait, but wants to come should with Valise to be the same, was a gentle virtuous woman, as for the Valise father, poured outside Monastery Gate, in the past I for his vertical tomb there, still had discussed with Valise moved and mother-in-law Sir the remains of father-in-law Sir buries husband and wife together in the same place, the couple with the grave , after the convenience worshipped, actually turned down by Valise and Mr. Boot, adventurer had to be the adventurer home to return to and glory, can be laid to rest is unfortunate. Great good fortune. 其次,陪维拉丝扫了一次墓,她的母亲,也是自己的岳母大人,早早就已经去世,我未能一睹真容,不过想来应该和维拉丝一样,是个温柔贤惠的女人,至于维拉丝的父亲,倒在了修道院门口外面,当年我为他立的坟墓还在那儿,曾经和维拉丝商量过是不是把岳父大人的遗骨迁回来和岳母大人合葬在一起,夫妻同墓,也方便以后拜祭,却被维拉丝布图老人婉拒了,冒险者有属于冒险者的归宿和荣耀,能够入土为安已经是不幸中的大幸。 Therefore finally, we restored the tomb, then......, moved the tomb of mother-in-law Sir, buries husband and wife together in the same place, came crooked line of national salvation, and invited magic array of mage under the surroundings arrange/cloth, in order to avoid monster stepped into the tomb smashes. But as the matter stands, by the Valise strength, thinks that sweeping the graves naturally does not have the issue, but Mr. Boot a little lacked the ability to do what one would like. 所以最后,我们只是把坟墓修缮了一遍,然后……呃,把岳母大人的坟墓迁了过去,合葬在一起,来了个曲线救国,并请法师在周围布下魔法阵,以免怪物踏入将坟墓捣毁。只不过这样一来,以维拉丝的实力,想去扫墓自然是没有问题,但是布图老人就有点力不从心了。 Perhaps, if my which day, if died in battle, will bury in four Lesser Evil main house gate mouths? After the girls passed away , the choice buries husband and wife together, sets up graves in Lesser Evil main house gate...... un un, and this issue very happy feeling hidden goes to Sting. 或许,假如说我哪一天要是战死了,也会埋葬在四魔王的家门口?女孩们去世以后,也纷纷选择合葬,在魔王家门口立起一座座坟墓……嗯嗯,这个问题十分的喜感且隐去斯汀。 So, besides me, Valise only remaining family members only then her grandfather Mr. Boot, is good because of Mr. Boot, although is senile, but is healthy, continuation that more than ten years passed still in great spirits is working as the Vitas Village elder, contributes labor and materials for own hometown, once for a while will come the camp to visit Valise, this old person also sighed before me at times, never expected that this thinks ordinary will have ended lifetime Valise, actually will become my wife, incarnation Rogue singing girl, popularity not under and others days in Elder Sister Sharna arrogant female, this script can write this ultra space and time fort G simply. 如此,除了我以外,维拉丝唯一剩下的亲人就只有她的爷爷布图老人,好在布图老人虽然已经老态龙钟,但身体还算硬朗,十多年过去了依然精神奕奕的继续当着维塔司村的长老,为自己的家乡添砖加瓦,时不时会来营地探望一眼维拉丝,这位老人也是在我面前时时感叹,没想到本以为会平平凡凡过完一生的维拉丝,竟然会成为我的妻子,化身罗格歌姬,人气不下于莎尔娜姐姐等天之骄女,这剧本简直可以写一本超时空要塞G了。 Meeting? I to did not think so, with the Valise character, even if has not run into me, has not become the Rogue singing girl, after the name of her virtuous, certainly will still be well-known, not possible obscure, naturally, this supposition does not exist, because the Valise puppy dog is belongs my. 会吗?我到是不这么觉得,以维拉丝的性格,就算没有遇到我,没有当上罗格歌姬,她的贤惠之名以后也一定会广为人知,不可能默默无闻,当然,这种假设根本不存在,因为维拉丝小狗狗已经是属于我的了。 So, this/should doing also did, should make Valise prepare some dry rations ahead of time? Wait, I forgot anything's appearance probably, although is not too urgent, but matter that must be solved, un...... un un...... 如此,该做的也都做了,是不是该让维拉丝提前准备一些干粮出发呢?等等,我好像忘了点什么的样子,虽然不是什么太紧迫但非解决不可的事情,嗯……嗯嗯…… Thought for a long time, as soon as I pat the palm, finally recalled. 想了许久,我一拍掌心,终于回忆起来了。 Shakes M Princess Angel? 抖M天使公主呢? Just came back saw one side Eva, later had not detected that her trace, left, her not had the feeling to cheat the sensation thoroughly, down to Yu Mingming ate at the same home together rests...... cough cough together, I meant that rested in the same house together, has not detected. 刚回来的时候见了爱娃儿一面,之后就没有察觉到她的踪影了,到底是又离开了,还是被她的无存在感彻底蒙骗了感知,以至于明明在同一个家一起吃饭一起睡……咳咳,我是说在同一栋房子里一起睡,也没有察觉到。 No matter how said that since thinks, first solves her problem, otherwise which day of Eva exploded plants may trouble. 不管怎么说,既然想起来的话,还是先解决一下她的问题吧,否则哪天爱娃儿爆种了可就麻烦了。 Must ask Eva is not troublesome, I inquired with pair child princess slightly, knew her whereabouts, indeed is not my pot, this shook M Angel to leave the home for these days, the reason could not bear in the family/home soon to turn into Long Wo's aura, Evil Dragon, Eika Layh, as well as lived for more than ten years with Var Kemmett and his wife, similarly contaminated Liz of strong big dragon aura, between Angel and big dragon mutually the uncomfortable opposite party's relations, the civilians can also love to talk about, was not the secret. 要找爱娃儿并不麻烦,我稍微和双子公主打听了一下,就得知了她的行踪,的确不是我的锅,这抖M天使这几天是离开了家,原因是受不了家里快要变成龙窝的气息,恶龙蕾娜,艾卡莱伊,以及和瓦尔凯米特夫妻生活了十多年,同样沾染了浓重巨龙气息的莉莉丝,天使和巨龙之间互相不爽对方的关系,就连平民也能津津乐道,不是什么秘密。 Therefore, Eva does not dislike these girls, but is the instinct makes it so, does not like staying together with the big dragon, actually I should notice before, Evil Dragon and Eika Layh at home, Eva are missing frequently noisily, the Holy See mountain is also, the impression has never seen these Angel reinforcements and big dragon young girls has probably any has stood chatted similar happening together that chatted. 因此,爱娃儿并非讨厌这几个女孩,只不过是天性使然,不喜欢和巨龙呆在一起罢了,其实以前我就该注意到,恶龙蕾娜和艾卡莱伊在家的时候,爱娃儿经常闹失踪,教廷山也是,印象当中好像从未见过那些天使援军和巨龙少女们有过任何站在一起聊天说笑的类似交集。 In order to avoid strong big dragon aura, this shook M Angel to run up to the monastery to temporarily reside unexpectedly, was the cleanliness/mysophobia did not want, no wonder recently had the Angel relief on hearsay monastery wall to live probably, had the Saint light/only to send out faintly, obtained inexplicable powerful BUFF in inside experience adventurer inexplicably, immediately complains incessantly with inside monster that hitting the chicken blood same killed. Some irreverence even planned that organizes to surround, when I am also bored gossip that in the bar passes on, it seems like it was mistakenly, this absolutely was the sound that Eva made...... 为了躲避过于浓重的巨龙气息,这抖M天使竟然跑到修道院去暂住了,也是洁癖的不要不要,难怪最近有传闻修道院墙壁上的天使浮雕好像活过来了,隐隐有圣光发出,在里面历练冒险者莫名就得到了莫名的强大BUFF,随即跟打了鸡血一样杀的里面的怪物叫苦连天。一些虔诚者甚至打算组团去围观,我还当又是酒吧里传出来的无聊八卦呢,看来是错不了了,这绝对是爱娃儿弄出来的动静…… ... 。。。
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