**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Bastard, every Boss, confessed a bit faster truthfully, for several days affectionately which you and Sister Lucia went was on one's honeymoon, had considered the feeling of our these hoodlums do not have!” “混蛋,凡老大,快点如实交代,你和露西亚大姐头这些天到底去哪卿卿我我的度蜜月了,考虑过我们这些光棍的感受没有！” „No, if I confessed truthfully you weren't more pitiful?” I swung waving the hand, in fact is on one's honeymoon this chapter of fact to be a little difficult, live broadcast pā pā pā in the face of several hundred days of fox remnant souls, my senior driver recalled that wants ashamed, made it only retain in me and small fox the recollection of enough. “不,我要是如实交代了你不就更可怜了吗？”我摇了摇手,事实上度蜜月这回事实在有点难以启齿,在数百天狐残魂面前直播啪啪啪,就连我这种老司机回想起来都羞耻欲死,还是让它只保留在我和小狐狸的回忆当中就够了。 „Hateful, I must ask the fox person younger sister to be affectionate!” The nag sheds tears the long street, crying seems like an intelligence quotient, only then Paladin. “可恶啊,我也要去找个狐人妹子卿卿我我！”老马泪洒长街,哭的像是一个智商只有的圣骑士。 „Your this saying has said incessantly one.” “你这话已经说过不止一遍了吧。” „In fact, I planned the branch target recently, probably the younger sisters of Werebear clan are also pretty good.” Speaking of this matter, when old Marton was enthusiastic, puts arms around shoulders, the smile was dreadful, the tears do not know where. “事实上,我最近打算转移目标,好像熊人族的妹子也不赖。”提起这种事,老马顿时来劲,勾肩搭背的,笑容猥琐,刚才的泪水不知道哪儿去了。 „Oh?” “哦？” „You and these days of Lucia Boss marriage, we while not emptying a Werebear clan?” “你和露西亚老大结婚的那些天,我们不是乘空去了一趟熊人族吗？” „Is a little impression.” “是有点印象。” „Suddenly discovered that the Werebear younger sister's wild charm is also good, I am getting sucked into the life now the cross labyrinth crossroad, is marries the fox person younger sister to be good, is the Werebear younger sister is good? Every Boss, you are a seasoned person , helping me refer a bit faster.” “忽然发现熊人妹子的狂野魅力也不错,我现在正深陷人生的十字迷宫路口,到底是娶狐人妹子好呢,还是熊人妹子好呢？凡老大,你是过来人,快点帮我参考参考。” „I thought that the Werewolf younger sister is good.” “我觉得狼人妹子不错。” „Right? Right? Probably is also reasonable, not only has the fox person clan younger sister's character and style, and has the wildness of Werebear younger sister, really worthily is every Boss, decided happily, the fox person Werewolf Werebear younger sister looks for one respectively.” “是吗？是吗？好像也有道理,既有狐人族妹子的风情,又有熊人妹子的狂野,果然不愧是凡老大,就这么愉快的决定了,狐人狼人熊人妹子各找一个吧。” I: „......” 我:“……” Since plans to ask that you also to seek for advice . Moreover the morality that makes on your, can find one to be even good. 既然打算都找那你还求教个屁呀,而且就你这作死的德性,能找到一个就算不错了。 I am preparing to replace small fox lesson nag, lets him soberly, do not live in the dream, some people begin compared with me who would imagine quickly, unexpectedly was a moment ago by the Ral strip that the daughter racket turns. 我正准备代替小狐狸教训老马一顿,让他清醒点,别活在梦里,岂料有人比我更快动手,竟是刚才被女儿拍翻的拉尔条子。 Presses to fall the nag to the ground, drags to the Liz in front , a Ral country character face swayed, brings the sparkling background, offers the captive to grab the nag single knee to kneel down to the monarchy just like the loyal knight generally. 将老马摁倒在地,拖到莉莉丝面前,拉尔国字脸一摆,自带闪闪发光背景,宛如忠诚的骑士向君主献上俘虏一般抓着老马单膝跪下。 „Did beautiful princess, hear? Like amorist, the Paladin degenerate, should restrain according to the law, takes warning, then, I am that you must look for person who may be called the Paladin model.” “美丽的公主殿下,听到了吗？像这样的好色之徒,圣骑士的败类,就应该绳之以法,引以为戒,然后,我才是你要找的那个堪称圣骑士楷模的人。” „Is......? Can haha...... ask you first to get up?” Liz was not good at handling this thunderbolt, on the face wrote all over the puzzle. “是……是吗？啊哈哈……能不能请您先起来？”莉莉丝不怎么擅长应付这种突发事件,脸上写满了困扰。 „Sorry, since you do not like like this vulgar thing, then we change a topic.” Is using the low and deep voice of rich middle-aged magnetic charm, the expression on Ral face is more just imposingly, the convenience same flung the nag dead dog. “抱歉,既然您不喜欢这样的庸俗之物,那么我们换一个话题吧。”用着富有中年磁性魅力的低沉嗓音,拉尔脸上的表情更加正义凛然,顺手就把老马死狗一样甩了出去。 „I came straight to the point, can be my daughter?” “我就单刀直入好了,能做我的女儿吗？” „Your this also too he meow coming straight to the point!” I am driven beyond the limits of forbearance, trampled flew putting on airs, putting on despicable airs Ral, did not prevent his words, will have White Dragon to ride the tragedy of face at any time. “你这也太他喵的单刀直入了吧！”我忍无可忍,一脚踹飞了装模作样,人模狗样的拉尔,再不阻止他的话,随时都会发生白龙骑脸的惨剧。 „Bastard, you robbed my treasure daughter Sarah, why must prevent me to look for a daughter again, your fellow, should not want to increase the daughter, but also made others live?” Of Ral grief and indignation seizes greedily, wrestles with me. “混蛋,你都抢走了我的宝贝女儿莎拉,为什么还要阻止我再找一个女儿,你这家伙,该不会是又想增加女儿吧,还让不让别人活了？”拉尔悲愤的一个饿虎扑羊,跟我扭打起来。 „I am preventing you to lose one's life, Liz has the parents.” “我是在阻止你送命,莉莉丝已经有父母了。” „, This.” Acted, Ral gawked staring, not seem to expect unexpectedly is this situation, immediately elegant bearing wiped the forehead, revealed the tooth to smile sparkingly. “哦,这样啊。”动作一顿,拉尔愣了愣,似乎并没有料到竟是这种情况,随即风度翩翩的抹了抹前额,露齿闪亮一笑。 „Doesn't matter, I did not mind.” “没关系,我不介意。” „You to understand the logical expression to me!” Sarah also comes the help, we work as one to control the father-in-law who the attribute violent walks punching the daughter to turn in the place. “你到是给我听懂人话啊！”莎拉也过来帮忙,我们夫妻俩齐心合力把女儿控属性暴走的岳父给揍翻在地。 „Wait, wait/etc, I knew, I no longer expected, at least, at least has about Paladin all, making me teach that Liz, my in any case is also a Saint rides...... pū!” “等等,等等,我知道了,我不再奢望了,至少,至少有关于圣骑士的一切,让我来教导莉莉丝吧,我好歹也是个圣骑……噗喔！” A shadow drops from the clouds, had not spoken the words Ral that stepped on. 一道黑影从天而降,将话还未说完的拉尔踩了下去。 „Do not listen his, in the final analysis, discussed by the adventurer qualifications rank, was I the Ral senior not? Taught Liz's responsibility if I can not do it , who can?” “别听他的,说到底,以冒险者的资格辈分而论,我才是拉尔的前辈不是吗？教导莉莉丝的责任舍我其谁？” „Bastard, did a bit less this set, I was the father-in-law of Wu Fan boy, you must call him every Boss, the rank was I am big!” The nag arch that Ral will conduct the back flies, the anger stands up. “混蛋,少来这一套了,我可是吴凡小子的岳父,你还得叫他一声凡老大,辈分是我大！”拉尔一屁股将背上的老马拱飞,怒而站起。 „Depends the rank that the daughter promotes to have anything is quite self-satisfied!” “仗着女儿提升起来的辈分有什么好得意的！” „Hateful, it seems like did not have the means to exchange with you well, revealed your sword shield, in the name of Paladin!” “可恶,看来是没办法好好和你交流了,亮出你的剑盾吧,以圣骑士的名义！” „Suits me!” “正合我意！” „Hehe.” “嘿嘿。” „Hehehe.” “嘿嘿嘿。” Looks at the unbearably anxious running out tent, must nag and Ral that goes to the arena to contend, everyone together is speechless uneven. 看着急不可耐的冲出帐篷,要去擂台一较高下的老马和拉尔,大家齐齐无语。 You to were listen to me to say the bastard the words, your two, let alone after Liz class transfer, is now, her hand can press to lie you, but also thinks, when her teacher? Carlos or my king to come also almost. 你们到是听我把话说完啊混蛋,就你们两个,别说莉莉丝转职以后,就是现在,她一只手都能摁趴你们,还想当她的老师？卡洛斯或者吾王来了还差不多。 „Liz, has not been scared.” Has gotten back one's composure, I comfort frightened Liz hastily. “莉莉丝,没有吓着吧。”回过神,我连忙安抚受惊的莉莉丝。 „Uncle Wu Fan, I am all right.” The surprised expression melting is the smile, Liz holds their palms together gradually, gentle shaking the head. “吴凡叔叔,我没事。”惊讶表情渐渐融化为笑容,莉莉丝双手合十,轻柔的摇着头。 „Liz does not know how should describe this feeling, seems like the content in book, more real, a more exaggerating way shows in suddenly at present, is having a dream to be the same probably , this is the life of Uncle Wu Fan, after Liz, can integrate? Good to anticipate.” “莉莉丝不知道该怎么形容这种感觉,就好像书里的内容,以更真实,更夸张的方式忽然展现在眼前,像是在做梦一样,啊,原来这就是吴凡叔叔的生活,莉莉丝以后也能融入进去吗？好期待。” „......”, Liz, you cannot say that I was very happy, but at least do not integrate the nag and Ral rhythm, the aristocrat young girl well turns teases compared with the young girl, if really turns into this, Var Kemmett will rip the fragment me. “……”不,莉莉丝,你能这么说我很高兴,但至少不要融入到老马和拉尔的节奏当中,好好的贵族少女变成逗比少女,若是真变成这样,瓦尔凯米特会将我撕成碎片的。 Knows Lina of inside story they, because of creating a disturbance of Ral and nag, fell into during the ponder, the Liz's situation is so special, should by whom teach that is quite good? 知道内情的琳娅她们,因为拉尔和老马的打闹,也陷入了思考当中,莉莉丝的情况那么特殊,到底该由谁来教导比较好呢？ „Carlos how? Always felt that he can be the good teacher who fulfills duty to fulfill responsibility.” “卡洛斯如何？总感觉他会是个尽职尽责的好老师。” „That side Aalto Liya also good, clean they, if Big Brother Wu asks, certainly does not have the issue, how many interlinked but knight class and Paladin do class of elf clan have?” “阿尔托莉雅那边也不错,还有洁露卡她们,如果是吴大哥去拜托的话,一定没有问题吧,不过精灵族的骑士职业和圣骑士职业有多少相通性呢?” „Liz thanked everyone's care.” Miserable Liz, has the opinion, facing everyone's discussing spiritedly, she first is the gratitude salutes, later resolute saying. “莉莉丝非常感谢大家的关心。”楚楚可怜的莉莉丝,却是十分有主见,面对大家的议论纷纷,她先是感激行礼,随后语气坚定的说道。 „Liz had found the teacher, at least temporarily is this, right, Teacher Wu Fan?” “莉莉丝已经找到了老师,至少暂时是这样,对吧,吴凡老师？” Faces is throwing to me Liz who vision, as well as girls' surprise vision, I smiled bitterly flexure to scratch the head: „This...... was actually looked initially the Liz's talent was so high, for a while the heart movement wants to enroll a good student to show off with others, cannot let the old drunkard alone enjoyed renown in before, therefore frank directly with her parents mentioned this matter, did not seem to been opposed, but I am not actually able to be a competent good teacher, this really? Liz.” 面对着向我投来期盼目光的莉莉丝,以及女孩们的诧异目光,我苦笑着挠了挠头:“这个嘛……其实当初是看莉莉丝的天赋那么高,一时心动想收个好学生跟别人炫耀炫耀,不能让老酒鬼专美于前,所以口快直接跟她的父母提了这件事,似乎也并没有遭到反对,只不过我却是无法当一名称职的好老师,这样真的好吗？莉莉丝。” „If will not create the difficulty to Teacher Wu Fan, Liz hopes that oneself teacher is Teacher Wu Fan.” “如果不会对吴凡老师造成困扰的话,莉莉丝希望自己的老师就是吴凡老师。” „How can, have your such student I to wish for earnestly, un, since speaking of this share , I am not able to be competent even, should still look for an outstanding initiator to you, naturally, I will also find time to teach you as far as possible, quite had the teacher of reputation to be satisfied by oneself this spatially, like this how arranges everyone to feel?” “怎么会呢,有你这样的学生我求之不得,嗯,既然说到这个份上,就算我自己无法称职,也会给你找一个优秀的教导者,当然了,我也会尽量抽空教导你,好让自己这个空有名头的老师能够心安理得些,这样的安排大家觉得如何？” „Oh, if I can also white collect student a like Liz should good.” Lina shakes the head to sigh, envies about me. “唉,我要是也能白捡一个像莉莉丝这样的学生该有多好啊。”琳娅摇头叹气,对我羡慕之极。 „Girl, you are also learning from Grandma Akara, wants to look for the student? When finished an apprenticeship then said.” I pinched her soft cheeks, said with a smile. “小妮子,你自己还跟阿卡拉奶奶学着呢,就想找学生了？等什么时候出师了再说吧。”我捏了捏她的柔软脸颊,笑道。 „Valise, the dinner, has not tasted your craftsmanship for a long time.” “维拉丝,晚饭呢,好久没有尝过你的手艺了。” „After all is the Elder Brother and Lucia's wedding, we do not dare to deliver the dry rations to you arbitrarily.” “毕竟是哥哥和露西亚的大婚,我们也不敢擅自给你送干粮。” „It seems like, will the tonight's dinner do light some is quite good?” “看来,今晚的晚饭做清淡一点会比较好？” Lucia's salt taste Hell, the girls to know early have even attempted, therefore obvious visits me with the sympathetic vision. 露西亚的咸味地狱,女孩们早以知晓甚至尝试过,因此都心照不宣的用同情目光看着我。 „That...... that......” “那……那个……” Liz tightens suddenly is gripping the small fist, with compared with usually gentle voice high several sound opens the mouth of melodies. 莉莉丝忽然紧攥着小拳头,用比平时柔和的声线高了好几个调子的声音开口。 „I...... can I you...... learn/study to prepare food with you with Aunt Valise?” “我……我可以跟维拉丝阿姨你们……跟你们学习做饭吗？” Everyone gawked staring, looked that becomes to the Liz's vision likes. 大家愣了愣,看向莉莉丝的目光变得更加喜爱。 „Naturally was OK, now can start immediately, application method that I first teach you some master tools how?” “当然可以了,现在可以立刻开始哦,我先教你一些基础工具的使用方法怎么样？” In the case of the cook, Valise does not pass on responsibilities, let alone in the home, even if entire Dark Continent, feared that could not find several to compare favorably with she, therefore rare not modest, directly enters the subject, in the middle of the gentle shy smile were also many several points of serious, perhaps in the eye of this puppy dog, the kitchen is her true battlefield. 论到厨艺,维拉丝当仁不让,别说在这个家里,就算是整个暗黑大陆,怕也找不到几个能比得上她,因此少有的没有谦虚,直接进入正题,温柔害羞的笑容当中也多了几分严肃,或许在这小狗狗的眼里,厨房才是她真正的战场吧。 Liz used a numerous nod, responded to Valise, immediately two young girls naturally hand in hand entered the kitchen, double child princess was unwilling to fall behind, cheers one „we also to help”, with entering, as for Sarah, these years she was the Valise kitchen partner, how can little result in her, this Angel-like outstandingly beautiful little loli, has tied the apron, the wife makings full start is busy at work in the kitchen. 莉莉丝用了一个重重的点头,回应维拉丝,随即两名少女自然而然的手牵着手进了厨房,双子公主不甘落后,欢呼一声“我们也来帮忙”,跟着进入,至于莎拉,这些年来她一直都是维拉丝的厨房拍档,怎么能少得了她,这天使一般的绝色小萝莉,早就系上围裙,人妻气质满满的开始在厨房里忙活起来了。 Sees this, three are on the rise without the princess, with, her always has not been the pragmatism, today family's people are not many, in the kitchen has Valise and Sarah, had pair of child princess these people enough, but must add on an apprentice Liz again, the person were many easily instead chaotic. 见此,三无公主抬抬头,也就没有跟进去了,她一向是实用主义,今天家里的人不算多,厨房里有维拉丝和莎拉,有双子公主这些人就够了,还要再加上一个学徒莉莉丝,人多了反而容易乱。 „Brother Wu, at home? Should not be afraid of punishment to flee!” At this time, Sister Lena the powerful sound passed from outside. “吴小弟,在家吗？应该没有畏罪潜逃吧！”这时候,丽娜大姐威风凛凛的声音从外面传了进来。 „Brother Wu, I helps you block Lena, escapes quickly, is not my tall Te blows with you, camp Jail my which hasn't sat? Inside taste is not good to receive.” “吴老弟,我帮你拦住丽娜,快逃吧,不是我高特跟你吹,营地监牢我哪一间没坐过？里面的滋味可不大好受。” I: „......” 我:“……” Should complain that „which prison cell not to sit”? It is estimated that charge in riverside streaking. 应该吐槽那一句“哪间牢房没坐过”么？估计罪名都是在河边裸奔吧。 „Yo, high Boss, Sister Lena the head, does your is do especially, in others main house gate fawning is not good, Boss did you change the hairstyle high especially? It seems like only the hedgehog, was the camp popular this hairstyle recently?” “哟,高特老大,丽娜大姐头,你们这是干什么,在别人家门口拉拉扯扯的不大好吧,还有高特老大你换了发型吗？看起来像只刺猬,难道最近营地流行这种发型？” „Bastard, saw clearly, this is by the Lena electricity.” “混蛋,看清楚了,这是被丽娜电的。” „Isn't this obvious matter? I especially to help you broke through says.” “这不是明摆着的事情吗？我可是特地为了帮你解围才这么说的。” „Oh oh, right? If you can help me hold on Lena together, I will be more grateful.” “噢噢,是吗？如果你能帮我一起拉住丽娜,我会更加感激。” „Sister Lena the head, I helps you press this gorilla.” “丽娜大姐头,我来帮你摁住这头大猩猩。” „Betrayed, I was betrayed!!!” “背叛了,我被背叛了！！！” „? Which this makes, which side should I help? Like this, two do not help not be good, helped be good, Doug and Gopher, you blocked Sister Lena, I helped the nag press high especially Boss together.” “哦？这是闹哪一处,我该帮哪一方？这样吧,两不相帮也不好,都帮了好了,道格格夫,你们去拦住丽娜大姐,我去帮老马一起摁住高特老大。” „, The high especially Boss strength is not stronger, such arduous quest gives our two brothers to go, you block Sister Lena.” “不不不,高特老大的实力更强,这么艰巨的任务还是交给我们兄弟俩去吧,你去拦丽娜大姐。” „Scoundrel, I am your big brothers, I do not help you keep out wind and rain, but also who helps?” “混账,我可是你们的大哥啊,我不帮你们遮风挡雨,还有谁帮？” „Your three have not to end, I look at you am the crooked common cold rain, do not block the road.” “你们三个有完没完,我看你们才是歪风邪雨,别挡住路了。” „Hey!!! Obeys compliantly......!!!” “噫！！！遵……遵命！！！” First what sees is comes in hand in hand together Karina and Aunt Lisa , the vision sweeps, Karina stared my one eyes ill-humoredly. 首先看到的是携手一起进来的卡丽娜和丽莎阿姨,目光一扫,卡丽娜没好气的瞪了我一眼。 „Valise, in kitchen right, we first help, wait for the dinner to do accounts with you from now on.” “维拉丝呢,在厨房里对吧,我们先去帮忙,等晚饭过后再和你算账。” „How this feels all right, Sister Lena, you are a guest.” I rub to move the palm, grovels. “这怎么好意思呢,丽娜大姐,你可是客人。”我搓挪着手心,点头哈腰。 „What's wrong, shut out my craftsmanship?” “怎么,嫌弃我的手艺了？” „Doesn't dare.” “不敢不敢。” „Calculates you to know the limitation, right, outside that several fools also solved, was really, with this group of people, felt oneself also turned into the fool quickly.” Shot one on my forehead gently, immediately, Sister Lena, helpless holds the volume, after shaking the head sighs woefully, with Aunt Lisa hand in hand entered the kitchen. “算你识相,对了,外面那几个笨蛋也解决一下吧,真是的,跟着这群人,感觉自己也快变成笨蛋了。”在我的额头上温柔弹了一记,随即,丽娜大姐无奈扶额,摇头哀叹后,和丽莎阿姨一起携手进了厨房。 Three are on the rise without the princess, counted on the fingers, the mouth of eating meal were many, but the helper were also many, has no need for itself arriving , to continue. 三无公主抬抬头,掐指一算,吃饭的嘴巴多了,但帮手也多了,还是用不着自己登场,继续继续。 „You also give me to help!” “你也给我去帮忙！” Outside I have not first managed, carries the kitten three to raise equally without the princess, suspends to the kitchen, cannot help, cannot make you continue to sit here idea Duke Brute, torments this Druid pure three views, what strange thing did I come to see wrote? Hateful, when this didn't Little Three have is receives the rough draft? Unexpectedly strength of powerhouses my world have not even detected. 我先没管外面,拎小猫一样将三无公主提起来,摆到厨房里,帮不上忙,也不能让你继续坐在这里构思禽兽公爵,荼毒本德鲁伊的纯洁三观,我来看看都写了什么奇怪东西？可恶,这小三无到底是什么时候把草稿收起来了？竟然连我这个世界之力强者都没有察觉到。 Smacking the lips of being unwilling, I arrive at outside with stride, will become one group of Ral strip three people of groups noisily, the nag one line and the high especially big orangutan tramples one by one crosses the threshold, nowadays, has not seen the so rampant guest, the winner person has been inviting. 心有不甘的咂咂嘴,我才大步来到外面,将闹成一团的拉尔条子三人组,老马一行以及高特大猩猩挨个踹入门,这年头,还没见过如此嚣张的客人,得主人请着进来。 The people more than one, the dinner also changed to arrange outside simply, turned into the daily small banquet, the girls also talked over were being a pity that the small fox was not, otherwise can conduct one to us in the camp the small wedding, at the wedding of fox person clan, besides nag several, others cannot participate in secret for various reasons, always felt somewhat regrettably. 人一多,晚餐干脆也改在外面布置,变成了日常的小宴会,女孩们还念叨着可惜小狐狸不在,否则可以给我们举办一个在营地的私底下小小婚礼,在狐人族的大婚,除了老马几个以外,其他人都因为各种原因没能参与,总感觉有些遗憾。 Does not have the means to give me and small fox makes up this small wedding, these people can also find other names, so long as in any case I come back, three days a small feast, five days a banquet always, reason type of thing wasn't casual can find mistakenly? Look is also just right, is regarded as to the Liz's welcoming party, this reason is very right...... 没办法给我和小狐狸补上这一场小小婚礼,这些人也能找到其他各种名目,反正只要我回来,三天一小宴,五天一大宴总是错不了,理由这种东西不是随便都能找到吗？这不,也正好,就当做是给莉莉丝的欢迎会,这个理由还是很正当的…… ... 。。。