**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** But your fellow why so skilled! 只不过为什么你这家伙那么熟练啊！ Why splendid lives inside my small villa, moreover very familiar here structure ornaments, which drawer close one's eyes can touch to are hiding between -meal snack, rampant appearance that the master poses as! 为什么堂而皇之的就住在我的小别墅里头,而且还一副很熟悉这里的构造摆设,闭着眼睛都能摸到哪个抽屉藏着零食的,以主人自居的嚣张模样！ Moreover every day every morning also harasses me to get out of bed, aren't you a big dragon? Doesn't the big dragon like sleeping? Didn't you like resting to noon before get out of bed? I probably ran into fake Evil Dragon!!! 而且每天每天早上还来骚扰我起床,你不是头巨龙吗？巨龙不是喜欢睡觉吗？你以前不是喜欢睡到中午才起床吗？我可能是遇到了一个假的恶龙蕾娜！！！ Thin in crash-bang is digging up the thin rice gruel, my vision has not actually been staring in the bowl, but is staring opposite Evil Dragon, she is also doing with my same movement. 稀里哗啦的扒着稀粥,我目光却没盯着碗里,而是瞪着对面的恶龙蕾娜,她也在做着和我一样的动作。 „Every day eats the thin rice gruel really?” My unclear asking. “每天喝稀粥真的好吗？”我含糊不清的问道。 „Has you to eat should be grateful.” Evil Dragon unclear should say. “有你吃的就该感恩戴德了。”恶龙蕾娜含糊不清的应道。 „Flavor is very bad, your fellow does not have the cook talent from the start, was the time learned gave up, how? You look, Lut Gholein how many good food, why not does one by one taste? Hello my good everyone's good.” “味道还是很差啊,你这家伙压根就没有厨艺天赋,是时候学会放弃了,如何？你看,鲁高因多少美食,何不一一品尝？你好我好大家好。” Bang pā, I by the foot that kicks from the table, gave to trample to fly. 砰啪一声,我被从桌子底下踢过来的脚,一脚给踹飞了出去。 Really is not I wants to complain Evil Dragon intentionally, this fool, made several days of gruel, to was a little attainment, had compared with first day slightly selects progressive, but she as if patronized the heart and soul investment to boiling the gruel great undertaking. 实在不是我存心想吐槽恶龙蕾娜,这笨蛋,做了几天粥,到是有点心得了,比第一天稍微有那么点进步,但她似乎光顾着全心全意的投入到煮粥大业当中。 I meant, you do not have the steamed bun pie, at least also comes one plate of brined vegetable radishes to do the bastard! 我的意思是说,你没有馒头馅饼,至少也来一碟咸菜萝卜干啊混蛋！ „Hey!” To I who lie down in the place upper garment corpse, Evil Dragon squats, shuts out poked the stamp with the finger. “喂！”对着躺在地上装尸体的我,恶龙蕾娜蹲下来,嫌弃的用手指戳了戳。 „Does, doesn't let off the corpse? Do you have the human nature?” “干嘛呢,连尸体都不放过？你还有人性吗？” Also is one wrestles. 又是一阵扭打。 „I discovered that your fellow looked like the crystal more and more.” “我发现你这家伙越来越像水晶了。” „Even the crystal will not like the gruel that eats you to make.” “就算是水晶也不会喜欢吃你做的粥。” Also another wrestles. 又又一阵扭打。 „I meant skill that you make.” “我是说你作死的本事。” „How didn't you say the character of your violence?” “你怎么不说说你暴力的性格？” Also another wrestles. 又又又一阵扭打。 „ahh, I received enough!!!” As Evil Dragon of abuser, to is first impatient, grabbed thoughtlessly a purple long hair. “啊啊啊,我受够了！！！”作为施暴者的恶龙蕾娜,到是先不耐烦起来,乱抓了一把紫色长发。 „By enough yourself? Do not look on the bright side of thing, has lived old in the self- dislike is also a different experience, perhaps can also unearth the new hobby.” “受够你自己了？别想不开,在自我厌恶中一直活到老也是种全新体验,说不定还能挖掘出新的嗜好呢。” „You......” Evil Dragon strike an attitude to throw, bore with great difficulty. “你……”恶龙蕾娜作势又要扑过来,好不容易忍住了。 „I not on your working as of this fellow, again and again wants to shift the topic, gets by under false pretences, preventing me to look for Elder Sister Eika Layh!” “我才不会上你这家伙的当,一而再再而三的想转移话题,蒙混过关,阻止我去找艾卡莱伊姐姐！” It is not stupid. 啧,不笨嘛。 I pat the buttocks to stand, calculates next time, un, five days passed by, this/should are tranquil, were tranquil, actually I am also impatient want to take a look at Var Kemmett family/home now am what situation, mother Cinv the filial piety, the sisters have been on intimate terms, turned into a more fearful scene of carnage. 我拍拍屁股站起来,算一下时间,嗯,五天过去了,该平静下来的,也都平静下来了,其实我也蛮心急想看看瓦尔凯米特家现在到底是什么局势,是已经母慈女孝,姐妹相亲,还是变成了更加可怕的修罗场。 „Said is also.” Pinches the chin to think, I am nodding: „That looks at one, waits also strangely to worry.” “说的也是。”捏着下巴想了想,我点着头:“那就去看一眼吧,就这么等下去也怪让人着急的。” „Ha?” “哈？” „What?” “哈什么哈？” „Did your fellow comply unexpectedly?” “你这家伙竟然就答应了？” „Why I cannot comply, from the beginning did not have unable saying that but said temporarily held troops.” “我为什么不能答应,一开始就没说不去,只是说了暂时按兵不动而已。” „I meant, since had planned why you must go all out a moment ago, repeats stupid behavior that these insert funny dialog?” “我的意思是说,既然已经有所打算,那你刚才为什么还要拼命作死,重复那些插科打诨的愚蠢行为？” I: „......” 我:“……” Said is also, why? That said...... 说的也是,为什么呢？那岂不是说…… To say me by Evil Dragon white to beat up?! 岂不是说我被恶龙蕾娜白揍了？！ Thinks of here, I am burning with anger, throws on own initiative threateningly to Evil Dragon: „Bastard, actually did not remind me earlier, harmed me to suffer so many hardships, came back a bit faster!” 想到这里,我怒火中烧,主动冲恶龙蕾娜张牙舞爪的扑上去:“混蛋,竟然不早点提醒我,害我吃了那么多苦头,快点还回来！” „Ha? Why why I must remind your fool, is not always good with you who I oppose, was punched also gets what one deserves!” “哈？凭什么为什么我要提醒你这种笨蛋,是老跟我作对的你不好,被揍也是活该！” Daily after wrestling, I and Evil Dragon two is throwing over the cape, takes cap, stealthy hiding peeps at toward inside one side of Var Kemmett family/home front door, the result has not looked at several, the senior steward appeared in the entrance place, helping us open the front door, greeted our two suspect respectfully, making our awkward cancer violate. 日常的扭打完毕后,我和恶龙蕾娜两个披着斗篷,带上帽子,鬼鬼祟祟的躲在瓦尔凯米特家大门一侧往里面窥视,结果没看几眼,老管家就出现在了门口处,帮我们打开大门,恭恭敬敬的迎接我们两个可疑份子,让我们尴尬癌都犯了。 „Master has told especially, if two came, may directly enter greatly might as well.” “主人特地吩咐过,若是二位来了,大可直接进入无妨。” „Uh-huh, this is natural.” Evil Dragon coughs clear, gets rid of the awkward atmosphere forcefully, the arrogant stride enters. “嗯哼,这是当然的。”恶龙蕾娜清咳一声,强行摆脱尴尬气氛,趾高气扬的大步进入。 „This must be lucky I can predict accurately, you hear the implied meaning not to have, if several days come back early, we must be blocked by the steward.” “这得多亏了我能掐会算,你听到言下之意没有,若是早几天回来,我们就要被管家拦下来了。” „Ha? Which I must go, who dares to block me?” “哈？我要去哪,谁敢拦我？” „Later called you boasting to be good simply.” “以后干脆叫你吹牛蕾娜好了。” „Ripped your foul-mouthed!” “撕了你的臭嘴！” Finally we hit in the main house gate mouth of others family/home, appeared until Eika Layh, knowing whether to laugh or cry pulled open our two. 结果我们又在别人家的家门口打起来了,直到艾卡莱伊出现,哭笑不得的拉开我们两个。 „You go to others home time, why is also such? Is big thanks to here place, otherwise have't can be opened by you?” “你们去别人家的时候,也是这么干吗？多亏这里地方大,否则还不得被你们拆了？” Her mood as if good appearance, looked I relax, Evil Dragon runs to pull her good best friend good elder sister directly intimately: „Elder Sister Eika Layh, you have not been wronged.” 她心情似乎不错的样子,看的我松了口气,恶龙蕾娜则是直接跑上去亲热挽住她的好闺蜜好姐姐:“艾卡莱伊姐姐,你没有受委屈吧。” „Was wronged.” Eika Layh blinks, said with a smile smart-alecky. “受委屈了。”艾卡莱伊眨眨眼,俏皮笑道。 „What? Dares...... to look that unexpectedly I go to punch Var Kemmett that fellow ruthlessly!” Evil Dragon raises the head the anger to spurt dragon flame on the difference, brandishes the arm fist strategic place to go. “什么？竟然敢……看我去狠狠揍瓦尔凯米特那家伙一顿！”恶龙蕾娜就差仰首怒喷一记龙炎,抡着胳膊拳头要冲进去。 „Came the two evil guest, hit in own main house gate, but must compensate to smile to try to break up a fight, was this is wronged?” Does not wait for Evil Dragon to take the footsteps, Eika Layh complained firepower full supplement one, I to was nothing, when saw her to show the rare cunning smile, knows that must play with. “来了两个恶客,在自己家门口打起来了,还得赔笑拉架,这算不算是受了委屈？”不等恶龙蕾娜迈出脚步,艾卡莱伊就吐槽火力全开的补充一句,我到是没什么,看到她露出少见的狡黠笑容时,就知道要被作弄了。 After all who I am, beforehand did not say, there immortal shell, has only forced to have fought many battles, compared with Evil Dragon high does not know where goes. 毕竟我是谁,以前的不说,光是在艾娜仙贝那儿,就已经强行被身经百战了,比恶龙蕾娜高了不知哪儿去。 „Elder Sister Eika Layh, you......, I cares about you with good intention, you actually play with me!” Was played tricks on Evil Dragon, straight stamping the feet of becoming angry out of shame. “艾卡莱伊姐姐,你……哼,我好心关心你,你却作弄我！”被戏弄了一回的恶龙蕾娜,恼羞成怒的直跺脚。 „My this does not want to tell you, was I all right, had been merry?” How Eika Layh could not detect that the Evil Dragon concern, hears word holds in the arms her gently, such a was hugged, Evil Dragon did not have the anger, two young girls hugged, full warm feeling, even can let is not the sisters who the person felt them to hit slightly grows up together surpasses blood sisters' sentiment. “我这不是想告诉你,我没事了,已经有说有笑了吗？”艾卡莱伊如何察觉不出恶龙蕾娜的关切,闻言轻轻将她搂住,被这么一抱,恶龙蕾娜也没有火气了,两位少女拥抱在一起,满满的温馨感觉,甚至能让人感受到她们打小一块长大的不是姐妹胜似亲姐妹的感情。 A moment later, Eika Layh loosens Evil Dragon, the vision falls to me on, looks at to keep. 片刻之后,艾卡莱伊松开恶龙蕾娜,目光落到我身上,一个劲的瞧个不停。 „Wait, played with her, you should not be even I also want to play with.” Does not wait for Eika Layh to open the mouth, I raise hand to surrender hastily. “等等,作弄她也就罢了,你该不会是连我也想作弄吧。”不等艾卡莱伊开口,我连忙举手投降。 „What is plays with me , your fool Druid was the skin also itchy?” Evil Dragon is not glad asked ominously. “什么叫作弄我也就罢了,你这笨蛋德鲁伊又皮痒了吗？”恶龙蕾娜不乐意的凶巴巴质问道。 „Wu Fan your excellency.” The Eika Layh gentle opens the mouth, broke me and Evil Dragon endless bickering. “吴凡阁下。”艾卡莱伊轻柔开口,打断了我和恶龙蕾娜无休止的斗嘴。 „Ehm?” “嗯啊？” „Thank you for your concern, I am all right now.” “谢谢你的关心,我现在没事了。” „Right? That congratulated.” “是吗？那恭喜了。” „But, Liz a little cannot let loose.” “但是,莉莉丝还是有点放不开。” „Relieved relieved, she is a good girl, certainly will accept your.” “安心安心,她是个好女孩,一定会接受你的。” „Un, I also believe that but I think that can quickly, after all I am impossible to keep here companion family member, right.” Eika Layh said with a smile to me suddenly. “嗯,我也这么认为,但是我想能不能快一点,毕竟我不可能一直留在这里陪伴家人,对吧。”艾卡莱伊冲我眨眼笑道。 This......, although I want to say that the whole family reunited is more important you to stay here companion family member enjoys the family happiness to be good, but Eika Layh but the Holy See mountain very important battle efficiency and brain truster, my side may be unable to lack her. 这个嘛……虽然我很想说一家人团聚更重要你就一直呆在这儿陪伴家人享受天伦之乐好了,但艾卡莱伊可是教廷山十分重要的战斗力和智囊,我身边可缺少不了她。 Therefore, although very selfish, but I also can only nod: „What need...... has I to help?” 于是,虽然很自私但我也只能点点头:“呃……有什么需要我帮忙的吗？” „Really can ask Wu Fan your excellency?” Eika Layh's happy holding their palms together, is soft, the wave light graceful eye pupil visits me, making my big feeling unable to endure. “真的可以拜托吴凡阁下吗？”艾卡莱伊高兴的双手合十,柔情似水,波光盈盈的眼眸看着我,让我大感吃不消。 Meanwhile, conducts the back sinks, the feeling were also many a pot. 同时,背上一沉,感觉又多了口锅。 „Although said that so long as I can help.” Is looked by Eika Layh like this, in addition has about her guilty, I also can only brace oneself. “尽管说吧,只要我能帮上忙。”被艾卡莱伊这样看着,再加上对她心存愧疚,我也只能硬着头皮上了。 „Too thanked, I think, can make Wu Fan your excellency enlighten Liz, making her accept me as soon as possible, accepts the present reality, at least before I walk, can call me an elder sister wholeheartedly, can achieve?” “太感谢了,我是想,能不能让吴凡阁下开导一下莉莉丝,让她尽快接受我,接受现在的现实,至少在我走之前,能够真心实意的叫上我一声姐姐,可以做到吗？” „Ha? Why is this fool? What does he understand?” I have not spoken, Evil Dragon interrupted. “哈？为什么是这笨蛋？他懂什么？”我还没吭声,恶龙蕾娜就插嘴了。 „This, Wu Fan your excellency should clearly be very right, but Liz Wu Fan your excellency adorer, not?” “这个嘛,吴凡阁下应该很清楚才对,莉莉丝可是吴凡阁下的崇拜者,不是吗？” „Ha?” Evil Dragon was scared, has a look at Eika Layh, has a look at me, full „your fellow will really have adorer” three view shatter expressions. “哈？”恶龙蕾娜傻眼了,看看艾卡莱伊,又看看我,满满一副“你这种家伙竟然也会有崇拜者”的三观破碎表情。 At this time, even if to make every effort to succeed, I must get up forcefully, tch is swinging the index finger to Evil Dragon. 这种时候,就算是为了争一口气,我也要强行上了,啧啧啧的冲恶龙蕾娜摇着食指。 „Therefore you are frog in a well, worshipped my person to be many, I will make a bet your four hand fingers unable to count.” “所以说你是井底之蛙,崇拜我的人多着去了,我敢打赌你四根手指头都数不过来。” „That is five right, cannot be many, 12 three 4~5, you looked, count, to money.” “那就是五个对吧,不能再多了,一二三四五,你看,数过来了,给钱。” I: „......” 我:“……” This fellow, the mouth was really bad, but also thinks that the pit my money, delivered you three large characters, white/in vain! day! Do! Dream! 这家伙,嘴巴真是太坏了,还想坑我的钱,送你三个大字,白！日！做！梦！ „I do everything possible.” Nothing self-confident, I can only scratch the head, tone a little empty: „Where she, I first had a look at the situation to say again.” “我尽力而为吧。”没什么自信,我只能挠挠头,语气有点虚:“她在哪儿,我先看看情况再说。” „Relaxes inside the garden, all asked you, Wu Fan your excellency, happen to I also said the matter with.” “在花园里头散心,一切就拜托你了,吴凡阁下,正好我也和蕾娜说说事。” Un, inside garden...... inside garden...... inside garden...... 嗯,花园里头啊……花园里头啊……花园里头…… After a half hour, my OTZ kneels down. 半个小时后,我OTZ跪倒在地。 This garden too TM was also big! Whose is that wicked interest, made the labyrinth with the shrubbery! 这花园也太TM大了吧！到底是谁那么恶趣味,用灌木丛做成了迷宫！ „Wu Fan...... uncle?” At this moment, familiar delightful sound, from the front resounds, raised the head, sees is only holding the lace small parasol, a faint yellow princess including the clothes long skirt, performs to reveal aristocrat style Liz, slightly surprised visits me. “吴凡……叔叔？”就在这时,熟悉悦耳的声音自前方响起,抬起头,只见撑着蕾丝小阳伞,一身淡黄色公主连衣长裙,尽显贵族风范的莉莉丝,正微微吃惊的看着我。 „cough cough, I lie in the ground number ant.” Stands rapidly, I patted the knee, calmly answered. “咳咳,我趴在地上数蚂蚁。”迅速站起来,我拍了拍膝盖,若无其事的解释道。 „Liz.” “莉莉丝啊。” „Is...... ” “是……是的。” „Actually...... I...... I think......” “其实……我……我想……” „Un?” “嗯？” „I want to drink the afternoon tea.” “我想喝下午茶了。” „Then just crossed the breakfast well......, I understood, asking Uncle Wu Fan to come along with me.” As to understand anything, Liz pursing the lips chuckle, brought the road in front. “可是这才刚过了早餐……好吧,我明白了,请吴凡叔叔随我来。”似乎想明白了什么,莉莉丝抿嘴轻笑一声,在前面带起了路。 „......” “……” Three do not have the princess should not to write strangely some in the Rogue weekly, violates the false hearsay of fact truth and even principle, for example the Savior is poor sense of direction this type absurd discussed, should not spread in the Liz ear, even if not see carefully, as my death loyal powder, her still automatic filtration will beautify, regards this must verify the obsession perfectionist behavior of map any corner. 三无公主应该没有在罗格周刊里写一些奇怪的,违背事实真理乃至法则的虚假传闻吧,比如说救世主是路痴这种荒谬之谈,应该没有流传到莉莉丝耳中吧,就算不小心看到,作为我的死忠粉,她也会自动过滤美化一遍,把这当成是必须探明地图任何一个角落的强迫症完美主义者行为。 Good, I truly was hungry, Evil Dragon besides making the gruel did not make the garnishing, to the control ability of weight/quantity was also a fan, can satisfy the cauldron that two families of ten used, she only made less than five bowls of gruel forcefully, has not stuck, was an alternative ability. 好吧,我确实是饿了,恶龙蕾娜除了煮粥不做配菜以外,对分量的把控能力也是一个迷,一个能满足二十口之家使用的大锅,她硬生生只煮出了不到五碗粥,还没糊,也是一种另类才能。 Successfully rubbed the second afternoon tea, I licked the dessert residual on finger, the vision took a look to Liz. 成功蹭到了第二顿下午茶,我舔舔手指上的点心残渣,目光瞅向莉莉丝。 This is not a pure young girl who is good at concealing the sentiment, can look, her is very sad, the vision is hanging down, once for a while flashes through the vacant color, even so, guidance for a long time, still makes Liz maintain the solemn straight sitting posture, just like light including flower petal general is sipping the black tea. 这并不是一个擅长掩饰自己感情的单纯少女,一眼就能看出来,她的情绪很低落,目光低垂着,时不时闪过茫然之色,即便如此,长久以来的教导,依然让莉莉丝保持着端庄笔直的坐姿,宛若轻含花瓣一般的啜着红茶。 Just wants to open the mouth, has not thought that was actually forestalled by Liz. 正想开口,没想到却被莉莉丝抢先了。 „Can...... ask Uncle Wu Fan your issue?” “能够……问吴凡叔叔您一个问题吗？” „Ehm, asked although.” “嗯啊,尽管问吧。” „Is it possible that............ Uncle Wu Fan are you also...... are also the big dragon?” “莫非……难道说……吴凡叔叔您也是……也是巨龙？” I cannot help laughing, sentimental thoughts pure Liz, this turned into the frightened person, seeing individual thinks that was the big dragon, is it possible that she has also thought can the person of entire alliance, was actually the big dragon camouflages? 我哑然失笑,感情心思单纯的莉莉丝,这是变成了惊弓之鸟,见个人都以为是巨龙了,莫非她还想过会不会整个联盟的人,其实都是巨龙伪装的？ „Of course not, I am human of guaranteeing exchange if not genuine.” “当然不是,我是如假包换的人类。” „Right? Good.” “是吗？太好了。” „It is not good, I hope that I am the big dragon, has powerful strength, long life span, good.” Satisfied the desire of food and drink, comes under the Liz's makings influence, I am also at a moderate pace, refined drank the tea. “一点也不好,我希望我是巨龙,有强大的力量,漫长的寿命,多好啊。”满足了口腹之欲,受到莉莉丝的气质影响,我也不紧不慢,斯斯文文的喝起了茶。 Low chuckle two, Liz raised the head, does not have impurity clarifies a pupil, winks visits me. 低低的轻笑两声,莉莉丝抬起头,无一丝杂质的澄清眼眸,一眨不眨的看着我。 „Is Uncle Wu Fan comforts my?” “吴凡叔叔是来安慰我的吗？” „Is so obvious? Ok, I acknowledged honestly, indeed was this.” Felt that the Liz's intelligence quotient is also higher than me, helpless shrugs, I acknowledged straightforwardly. “有那么明显吗？算了,我就老老实实承认了吧,的确是这样。”感觉莉莉丝的智商也比我高,所以无奈耸了耸肩,我直截了当的承认了。 „But, I will not comfort the person, must disappoint you probably.” “只不过,我可不怎么会安慰人,大概要让你失望了。” „How can, so long as Uncle Wu Fan can accompany me to speak several words like this, my feeling had then felt better.” Liz is chuckle one, although seems somewhat reluctantly, but at least is from the heart, rather than for forcing oneself to look cheerful that to let me feels relieved. “怎么会呢,只要吴凡叔叔能这样陪我说几句话,我便感觉已经好过了许多。”莉莉丝又是轻笑一声,虽然看起来有些勉强,不过至少是发自内心,而非是为了让我放心的强颜欢笑。 „Because I am the relations of human?” “因为我是人类的关系？” Liz gawked, gawked some little time, shook the head gently, slightly somewhat confused should say: „I think......, although present I am somewhat chaotic, but I think, should not be this.” 莉莉丝愣了起来,愣了好一会儿,才轻轻摇头,略有些迷茫的应道:“我想……虽然现在的我有些混乱,但是我想,应该不是这样的。” That is good, I relax, if were such as I said a moment ago that solved the difficulty to be possible a little to be big —— Liz in the status of repel big dragon...... 那就好,我松了一口气,如果是如我刚才所说,那解决起来难度可就有点大了——莉莉丝是在排斥巨龙的身份…… ... 。。。