**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „..............................” “呃……呃呃……呃……呃呃呃……呃呃……” „Hey, you are all right, soul also in? Died, to answers words.” Sees my half body soft lying to fall on the table, a suffering extreme distress appearance, Evil Dragon is searching the small hand, seizes the opportunity to make various excessive actions to me, pulls the face to hold one's nose and so on. “喂,你没事吧,魂还在吗？死了没有,到是答句话呀。”见我半个身子软绵绵的趴倒在桌上,一副死去活来的样子,恶龙蕾娜探着小手,乘机对我做各种各样过分的举动,扯脸捏鼻子之类的。 At this moment, I do not have the time to manage her...... not, would rather, does not have the strength to stop her. 事到如今,我已经没有功夫去理她……不,倒不如,已经没有力气去阻拦她了。 First day, I bore. 第一天,我忍住了。 Next day, I also bore. 第二天,我也忍住了。 Third day...... I cannot bear finally!!! 第三天……我终于是没能忍住了！！！ Daliwan of yellow piece maidservant has not been of use, only if can come back to give me to make up the demon personally, but, I have not had a face to request the Colgate sisters to make up the demon, like my man who does not have the strength in meditation. 已经连黄段子侍女的大力丸都不顶用了,除非能亲自回来给我补补魔,不过,我还有什么脸要求高露洁姐妹补魔,像我这种没有定力的男人。 „Wu Fan your excellency, please drinks.” At this moment, a hot cup handed front, transmits the subtle smell that from the cup, although somewhat strange, but is not ill-smelling, since the most important thing is made me hit energy. “吴凡阁下,请喝吧。”就在这时,一个热乎乎的杯子递到了面前,从杯子里传来的微妙气味,虽然有些奇怪但并不难闻,最重要的是令我打起了一点精神。 „Eika Layh, thank you.” I sit reluctantly, in the warm liquid of one breath drinks cup completely, does not know is the misconception, felt that the mental power air/Qi came to a point suddenly. “艾卡莱伊,谢谢你。”我勉强坐起来,一口气将杯中的温热液体喝尽,不知道是不是错觉,感觉精神力气忽然就来了一点。 „Elder Sister Eika Layh, what does this fool manage him to make? Should let him miserably, can draw the lesson.” Regarding Eika Layh's action, Evil Dragon is discontented with the protest saying that you have a look, this fellow thoughts evil and cruel, I turned into this. “艾卡莱伊姐姐,这种笨蛋理他做什么？应该让他更惨一点,才能吸取教训。”对于艾卡莱伊的举动,恶龙蕾娜不满抗议道,你看看,这家伙心思多歹毒,我都变成这样了。 Who would imagine, Eika Layh approved to nod unexpectedly: „Un, actually some of my also this plans, Wu Fan your excellency these should draw the lesson to be good time.” 岂料,艾卡莱伊竟然赞同点头了:“嗯,其实我也有这个打算,吴凡阁下这一次是该吸取教训才行。” ahh, I was betrayed, must drink one cup to be able again. 啊啊啊,我被背叛了,必须再喝一杯才能起来。 Oneself turn shortly is the target of public criticism, I soft lying gets down again but actually, the vision of observation distant place becomes the incomparable vicissitudes. 眼看自己变成众矢之的,我再次软绵绵的趴倒下去,瞭望远方的目光变得无比沧桑。 „You install again, do you install to give a try again?” Evil Dragon continues to play with me with her small hand, felt her in any case for these days various uncomfortable, although I wallowed the small fox, has not seen her several and that's the end. “你再装,你再装试试看？”恶龙蕾娜继续用她的小手作弄我,反正感觉她这几天各种不爽,虽然我沉迷小狐狸,也没怎么见她几面就是了。 Eika Layh is good, seeing me is pitiful, is not cruel enough, helps speak in the one side: „, Also cannot too blame Wu Fan your excellency, human that although I know are not many, but felt that on Wu Fan your excellency strength in meditation in similar is an outstanding person, perhaps is the charm of day of fox is too indeed big, you looked, the day fox sentiment dies young is not cracks a joke.” 还是艾卡莱伊善良,见我凄惨无比,不忍心,又在一旁帮忙说话:“不过蕾娜,也不能太责怪吴凡阁下,虽然我认识的人类不多,但感觉上吴凡阁下的定力在同类中已经是佼佼者了,或许的确是天狐的魅力太大吧,你看,天狐情殇可不是开开玩笑的。” Right right, Eika Layh said right, I also think I can resist the charm of small fox, before hasn't achieved? Until these days, perhaps was because the newly-married relations relaxed vigilantly...... not, the main reason should not be this. 对呀对呀,艾卡莱伊说的没错,我原本也以为我能抵抗小狐狸的魅力,以前不是一直都做到了吗？直到这几天,或许是因为新婚的关系放松了警惕……不不不,主要的原因应该不是这个。 I analyzed carefully, then detected the biggest reason that oneself fall to the enemy was very possible is the small fox was too dull long, the gear hobbing machine were too many are too frequent. 我细细的分析了一番,然后察觉到自己沦陷的最大原因很可能是和小狐狸呆太久了,滚床太多太频繁了。 Thinks to look, I and small fox newly-married about a month, this is actually not we are also together until now longest-term one time, must say that longest words, should be several years ago that Hell world to trip that seeks for the Holy See mountain. 想想看,我和小狐狸新婚尔尔至今也就一个月左右,这其实并不是我们相处最长时间的一次,要说最长的话,应该是前几年的那趟寻找教廷山的地狱世界之旅。 At that time why hadn't had this situation? Also is not because we are shouldering the huge responsibility, in addition Hell world crisis numerous, does not dare to act unreasonably, even occasionally attempts, can still maintain the restraint. 为什么那时候没有出现过这种情况嘞？还不是因为我们肩负着巨大责任,再加上地狱世界危机重重,不敢乱来,即便偶尔尝试,也能保持克制。 Probably must add many one, at that time had the small spirit. 哦,或许还要加多一个,当时有小幽灵在。 Then, with removing the big law, can obtain 8~9 not to leave ten conclusions , because I was too many with the small fox crooked greasy number of times was too long, not only without feeling to be bored, instead even more became addicted, it is estimated that before these died of the fellow idea that the day fox sentiment died young are also the same, just started to think that the day of fox sentiment died young no, elder brother's strength in meditation proper, therefore relaxed vigilantly, then suddenly came such a time for ever and ever crooked greasy, cannot respond on the belch fart. 如此一来,用排除大法,就可以得出八九不离十的结论,就是因为我和小狐狸歪腻的次数太多太长了,不但没有觉得腻味,反而越发上瘾,估计以前那些死于天狐情殇的家伙想法也是一样吧,刚开始觉得天狐情殇没什么,哥的定力妥妥的,于是放松了警惕,然后忽然来这么一次天长地久的歪腻,没能反应过来就嗝屁了。 „Elder Sister Eika Layh, you must help this shameless color Wolf speak, really wanted him dead was good?” “艾卡莱伊姐姐,你还要帮这种无耻色狼说话,难道真要他死了才好？” Regarding stands in my side White Dragon young girl suddenly, Evil Dragon protests indignantly, the saying that spoke, on first hearing probably is really , for I seem, actually wants to form cliques to continue to me to denounce in word and in writing, because book returned to the Holy See mountain to look for her good Ji friend Tiya to go few days ago , without the firepower that double combined, Evil Dragon perhaps to feel a faint trace lacks the ability to do what one would like. 对于忽然又站在我这一边的白龙少女,恶龙蕾娜忿忿抗议道,说的这话,乍一听好像真是在为了我好似的,其实就是想拉帮结派继续对我口诛笔伐,因为本子娜前些日子回教廷山找她的好姬友蒂亚去了,没了双娜组合的火力,恶龙蕾娜或许是感到了一丝丝力不从心。 Such it seems like, I, became stronger, snort/hum! 这么看来,我,变强了,哼！ „Relax, Wu Fan your excellency cannot die, you will not turn into the this solitary one dragon.” Eika Layh visits both of us, purses the lips to say with a smile softly. “放心,吴凡阁下死不了,你不会变成孤龙的。”艾卡莱伊看着我俩,抿嘴柔柔笑道。 „Who...... who was worried about this matter! Rather this fellow died was better, I can look to be more appropriate, closed one's eyes to select to be able casually to select probably compared with this color Wolf more suitable partner, snort/hum!” “谁……谁担心这种事情了！倒不如说这家伙死了更好,我可以去找个更合适的,随便闭着眼睛挑大概都能挑到比这种色狼更合适的拍档,哼！” If I imagine general, listened to Eika Layh, Evil Dragon instant has a fit of bad temper, this saying also said went too far, I must counter-attack. 如我想象中的一般,听了艾卡莱伊的话,恶龙蕾娜瞬时炸毛,这话也说的太过分了,我得反击。 „Relieved, you were impossible to find, besides me, whom did not have to be able to bear your violent character probably.” “安心吧,你不可能找到的,除了我以外,大概也没谁能受得了你的暴力性格了。” „What did you say? Whose violence, you said again looks!” “你说什么？谁暴力了,你到是再说说看！” „Whose present is poking my head with the finger, who on violence!” “谁现在在用手指戳我的脑袋,谁就暴力！” „My violence how, does not think yourself.” “我就暴力怎么了,也不想想你自己。” „I how I?” “我怎么了我？” „What always annoys the person to be angry is who? Your this fool only matches me to use this attitude.” “老惹人生气的是谁？你这种笨蛋就只配我用这种态度。” „Where I annoyed you to be angry, generally was you first annoys me to be good.” “我哪里惹你生气了,一般都是你先惹我好不好。” „The appearance that you suffer extreme distress now is annoying me to be angry, sat to sit to me, the solemn dragon knight is lying like the strip meghimatium bilineatum, my face lost completely to you.” “你现在死去活来的样子就在惹我生气,给我坐直坐好了,堂堂的龙骑士像条蛞蝓一样趴着,我的脸都给你丢尽了。” „Looks at the words that you spoke, probably a qualified partner? Facing the weak partner, just should not play your true role at this time, makes me ride as the mount is conducting the back, is good more economical the strength.” “瞧你说的话,像是一个合格拍档吗？面对虚弱的拍档,这种时候不是正应该发挥你的真正作用,作为坐骑让我骑在背上,好节省些力气。” „Why why?! Also does not think how oneself are makes weakly, oneself strength in meditation is insufficient, why can me suffer hardship? Fool color Wolf that is not concerned about face!” “凭什么为什么？！也不想想自己是怎么弄虚弱的,自己定力不够,为什么非得我来受罪？不要脸的笨蛋色狼！” „Good, your two, knows when to stop.” Saw that I and Evil Dragon must put up dry/does, Eika Layh stands to separate us at the right moment. “好了好了,你们两个,适可而止吧。”眼看我和恶龙蕾娜又要干架了,艾卡莱伊适时站出来将我们分开。 „Right, almost forgot, Wu Fan your excellency, Lucia makes me help to you pass on a verbal message.” “对了,差点忘记了,吴凡阁下,露西亚让我帮忙给你传个口信。” „What verbal message?” I look up Eika Layh surprisedly, she and small fox the relations of must be able to reach an agreement, but has not been in the intimate degree, with the character of small fox, should not make Eika Layh help convey a message rashly is right, what words moreover there is not able to tell my husband directly? “什么口信？”我惊讶的抬起头看着艾卡莱伊,她和小狐狸的关系不能说不好,但也没到亲密的程度,以小狐狸的性格,应该不会贸然让艾卡莱伊帮忙传话才对,况且有什么话不能直接跟我这个丈夫说？ „Lucia said that she had returns to the Holy See mountain beforehand, you rested dull here well.” “露西亚说她有事先回教廷山了,你呆在这里好好休息。” „What, this fellow, unexpectedly ruthless abandoned the newly-married husband to run.” Heard the small fox to walk, I as if lacked anything, completely empty, could not bear complain. “什么啊,这家伙,竟然无情无义的抛弃新婚丈夫跑了。”听到小狐狸走了,我心里仿佛缺了一块什么,空空如也,忍不住抱怨道。 „Lucia this also for hello/you good.” Eika Layh has a headache rubbed the temples, sees the response of some Druid, she thinks oneself do that is right. “露西亚这也是为了你好。”艾卡莱伊头疼的揉了揉太阳穴,看到某德鲁伊的反应,她更加认为自己这么做是对的。 Actually Lucia is she urges to leave, careful Eika Layh increasingly realized, wallows perhaps and incessantly is some Druid one person, Lucia as if also lost in the desire, otherwise, she was impossible unable to see oneself newly-married husband more and more weak appearance, this was only the simple matter that separated to solve temporarily, the ignores gets down obviously, likely will become out of control. 其实露西亚是她劝离开的,细心的艾卡莱伊逐渐意识到,沉迷其中的或许并不止是某德鲁伊一人,露西亚似乎也迷失在了欲望之中,否则的话,她不可能看不到自己的新婚丈夫越来越虚弱的模样,这明明只是暂时分开一下就能解决的简单事情,放任下去,很可能会变得一发不可收拾。 Naturally, Eika Layh also knows, even without own reminder, the elders of fox person clan will still make noise to stop probably at the right moment, perhaps everyone looks in the eye, bears has not spoken, wants to make this lesson more profound, making this to losing the newlyweds realize the danger, avoids next them the place that cannot see having the day of fox sentiment war casualty time. 当然,艾卡莱伊也知道,即便没有自己的提醒,狐人族的长老们大概也会适时出声制止,或许大家都是看在眼中,忍住没吭声,想让这次的教训更深刻些,让这对迷失的新婚夫妻意识到危险,避免下一次她们在看不到的地方发生天狐情殇。 So, oneself minded others' business probably, even if knows is this, Eika Layh has not regretted to do that how she can look helplessly the princess even more is jealous sad because of wallowing of oneself dragon knight partner, naturally, oneself perhaps have that little selfishness, un, in brief oneself right. 如此看来,自己大概是多管闲事了,不过即便知道是这样,艾卡莱伊也没有后悔这么做,她怎么能眼睁睁看着公主殿下因为自己的龙骑士拍档的沉迷而越发吃醋伤心呢,当然,自己或许也有那么一点点的私心,嗯,总之自己没错。 „Was then good, you hold the pillow to rest, do not cry the pillow wet, by pitiful bridegroom who the wife abandons.” Hears Lucia's conveying a message, Evil Dragon takes pleasure in others' misfortunes immediately, that has been tight pressed brow stretch/leisurely to launch completely, this is big enmity big hate, am I unhappy make you so happy? “这下好了,你自己一个人抱着枕头睡吧,可别把枕头哭湿了,被妻子抛弃的可怜新郎。”听到露西亚的传话,恶龙蕾娜立刻就幸灾乐祸起来,那一直紧蹙的眉头完全舒展开了,这是多大的仇多大的恨呀,我不开心就令你那么开心吗？ After calming down, actually I also detected why the small fox must leave, perhaps is this, otherwise really must make the day of fox sentiment dead young, oneself listen to the words of small fox, the rest, the gear hobbing machine , remembers well next time again next time must draw the lesson, restrained was selecting, slightly rolled joyfully rolls the belch fart greatly. 也罢,冷静下来后,其实我也察觉到了小狐狸为什么要离开,或许是该这样,否则真要闹出天狐情殇了,自己就听小狐狸的话,好好休息,下次再滚床吧,呃,下次记得要吸取教训,克制着点了,小滚怡情大滚嗝屁。 I sighed, to had not that been worried, these was just time because and small fox newly-married honeymoon, can be blessed by everyone, is crossing the two people happiness happy world, later will not have such opportunity probably, has not thought that the harem male also had such advantage. 我叹了口气,到也没那么担心,这一次只不过是因为自己和小狐狸新婚蜜月,才能一直被大家祝福着,过着两个人的幸福甜蜜世界,以后大概不会有这样的机会了,未曾想到后宫男也有这样的好处。 Self-ridiculed smiling, my striving stands, the body just like flimsy, is stepping light, as if can momentarily by the step that gust sweeps, planned that goes home to rest well, no, returns to the camp simply, the small fox has walked in any case. 自嘲的笑了笑,我勉力站起来,身体宛如一张薄纸似的,迈着轻飘飘的,似乎随时都能被一阵风吹走的步伐,打算回家好好休息,不,干脆回营地吧,反正小狐狸已经走了。 As if saw through my idea, Eika Layh supplemented one suddenly. 仿佛看穿了我的想法,艾卡莱伊忽然补充一句。 „Lucia added that which wants to rest in becomes, cannot return to the Holy See mountain and Rogue Encampment this two place only.” “露西亚还说了,想要休息在哪都成,唯独不许回教廷山和罗格营地这两个地方。” „Pū pū pū, Lucia predicts with great accuracy, even I felt for you pitifully.” Hears this 【Good news】, Evil Dragon laughs loudly. “噗噗噗,露西亚真是料事如神,连我都为你感到可怜了。”听到这个【好消息】,恶龙蕾娜又是捧腹大笑。 „I think that after Lucia is afraid you to go back, cannot bear, good to say for you like this, after all Valise they have various charm respectively, is not inferior in Wu Fan your excellency your eye in Lucia, not?” “我想露西亚是害怕你回去以后又忍不住,是为了你好才这样说,毕竟维拉丝她们各有各的魅力,在吴凡阁下你的眼里并不逊色于露西亚,不是吗？” Eika Layh holds their palms together, the smile tranquil help/gang small fox explained one, I will for fear that misunderstand. 艾卡莱伊双手合十,笑容恬静的帮小狐狸解释一句,生怕我会误会。 „Perhaps yes.” Flexure scratched the head, I said with a smile reluctantly, although possibly had such reason, but was jealous also real. “或许是吧。”挠了挠头,我无奈笑道,虽然可能有这样的原因,但吃醋也是真的。 Complained turns over to complain, I decided to listen to the newly-married wife's words, the camp does not return temporarily, oneself these days strength in meditation reduced greatly, goes back to fear that really could not avoid wanting the puppy dog sentiment war casualty, loli sentiment war casualty, 【bi】 The breast sentiment war casualty, the younger sister sentiment war casualty, our rural area Savior, the nutrition cannot follow, really cannot again the wave. 吐槽归吐槽,我还是决定听新婚妻子的话,营地暂时也不回了,自己这些天定力大减,回去怕是真避免不了要小狗狗情殇,萝莉情殇,【哔】乳情殇,妹妹情殇,咱农村型救世主,营养跟不上,真的不能再浪了。 Such being the case , to continue to keep the fox person clan training? 既然如此,就继续留在狐人族修养？ This thought in the mind paced back and forth day, I decisively make the decision. 这个念头在脑海中徘徊了一天的时间后,我果断作出决定。 It is not dry/does, although the fox person male was friendlier to oneself attitude, after all what is done cannot be undone, marries, the status and fact double authentication, these fellows also this/should lost heart thoroughly, but walks the atmosphere eventually on the street somewhat is subtle, the fox person young girl of especially those acme of beauty and deportment sweet with a smile and spoke. 不干,虽说狐人男性对自己的态度友善了许多,毕竟木已成舟,婚都结了,名分和事实双认证,这些家伙也该彻底死心了,但终究走在街上气氛还是有些微妙,尤其是那些千娇百媚的狐人少女甜甜笑着和自己说话的时候。 The heaven testified, I bought a thing to pay up! 苍天作证,我只是买个东西结账而已！ The feeling continues to stay in the fox person clan, could not say that must be misunderstood me to keep the fox person clan to continue to gang up with the gentlewomen. 感觉继续呆在狐人族,说不得又要被误会我是想留在狐人族继续勾搭良家妇女了。 Well, why must use 【Continues】 This phrase? 咦,为什么要用【继续】这个字眼呢？ Next day, I said goodbye to Grandma Ma Ma, left the fox person clan frankly and uprightly, which as for going, me has thought that at this time many thanks had to real estate profiteer state of the art the foreknowledge of three no princesses', purchases homes in the major regions, like Lut Gholein, Curras harbor, elf king city, Pandemonium Fortress, Harrogath these was needless saying that even Rogue Encampment, Horadric city, fox person clan, Werewolf clan, dwarf clan, sky tribe, Second World, Third World wait/etc places, so long as in any case were the place that I overstepped, the big city or the small village, she stepped, fully explained one. A crafty person has several ways out. 第二天,我向玛玛加奶奶告辞,光明正大的离开了狐人族,至于去哪,我已经想好了,这种时候得多谢有向房地产奸商发展趋向的三无公主的先见之明,在各大区域都买了房子,像鲁高因,库拉斯特海港,精灵王城,群魔堡垒,哈洛加斯这些就不用说了,甚至连罗格营地,赫拉迪克城,狐人族,狼人族,矮人族,天空部落,第二世界,第三世界等等地方,反正只要是我踏过的地方,无论是大城还是小村,她都有涉足,充分说明一个狡兔三窟。 Years time, on a I original small skewer key, is changed into a big skewer that she did not speak silently on hand, above hung densely and numerously was fearing that didn't have 4~5 ten? 前些年的时候,我手头上原本的一小串钥匙,就已经被她默不吭声的换成了一大串,上面密密麻麻挂着怕不是有四五十个？ Pulled out hangs in the key skewer of neck being swindled collar sufficiently, I am looking one by one, since not in fox person clan, place that then approached, like the Werewolf clan, Harrogath and other places even, the Pandemonium Fortress environment was not good, not suitable training, then only then Curras harbor, elf clan, as well as western kingdom these places. 掏出足以挂在脖子上当项圈的钥匙串,我挨个找着,既然不在狐人族,那么临近的地方,像狼人族,哈洛加斯等地也就算了,群魔堡垒环境不行,不适合修养,那么就只有库拉斯特海港,精灵族,以及西部王国这几个地方了。 Must say the environment to be appropriate, that should be the elf clan and Curras harbor two place was most suitable, but my goal exactly is the western kingdom, although was the desert land is hot, but how the strength of powerhouse solemn world will fear this heat, went to there mainly for a matter, a curious for a long time matter. 要说环境合适,那应该是精灵族和库拉斯特海港这两个地方最适宜了,但我的目标恰恰是西部王国,虽然是沙漠地带热了点,但堂堂的世界之力强者岂会惧怕这点热量,去那里主要是为了一件事,一件好奇已久的事。 Also pulled out inventory, found that paper with great difficulty, I wiped the forehead slightly perspiration, cautious first looked at around one, with oneself full head dull wool radar confirmed that Eika Layh not in, launches the paper to look. 又掏了掏物品栏,好不容易才找到那张纸条,我擦了擦额头微汗,小心翼翼的先看了一眼四周,用自己满头的呆毛雷达确认艾卡莱伊不在附近,才展开纸条一看。 Un, is Lut Gholein right, Uncle Var Kemmett's family/home. 嗯,是鲁高因没错,瓦尔凯米特大叔的家。 My curious point is —— one pair nidifies to settle down and raise a human daughter and husband's character very bad big dragon couple in the human city, crossed what mysterious ordinary life is? 我的好奇点是——一对在人类城市里筑巢安家并且养育着一个人类女儿并且丈夫的性格十分恶劣的巨龙夫妻,过的到底是什么样的神奇平凡生活？ However before then, my also matter must be first done, that tricks Evil Dragon and Eika Layh, best make them go back the Holy See mountain, otherwise I turned into the extremely evil guiding party, when the time comes Uncle Var Kemmett feared was meets a dragon flame to spurt me...... 不过在这之前,我还有一件事情必须先做,那就是把恶龙蕾娜和艾卡莱伊忽悠走,最好让她们回去教廷山,否则的话我就变成万恶的带路党了,到时候瓦尔凯米特大叔怕是会一口龙炎喷死我…… ... 。。。