**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Is your mistake, look, was misunderstood by others, what to do you said should!” Is taking a look at unmanned time, Evil Dragon twisted my ruthlessly. “都是你的错,看,被别人误会了,你说说该怎么办！”瞅着无人的时候,恶龙蕾娜狠狠拧了我一把。 „All blames me?” I am pointing at myself, unbelievable, flinging the pot can fling is so magnificent my first sight. “全怪我咯？”我指着自己,难以置信,甩锅能甩的如此华丽我还是第一次见到。 „Whom doesn't blame you also to blame? Is your fellow must speak to me!” “不怪你还能怪谁？是你这家伙要跟我说话！” „Ha? Who is first provokes the thread of conversation, please recall well, the memory turns into goldfish level Ms. temporarily.” “哈？到底是谁先挑起话头,请你好好回忆一下,记忆暂时变成金鱼等级的蕾娜女士。” „You are the goldfish!” “你才是金鱼！” „You do not plan to speak well, can quarrel?” “你这是不打算好好说话,又要吵起来咯？” „Who must quarrel with you, my interest does not have.” “谁要和你吵,我一点兴趣都没有。” „Good, bye.” “好,再见。” „Wait your bastard, the words has not talked clearly!” I just want to turn around to leave, throw away this persistently unreasonable small female dragon, was pulled ruthlessly. “等等你这混蛋,话还没说清楚呢！”我刚想转身离开,甩脱这头蛮不讲理的小母龙,就被狠狠拉扯回去了。 „What do you actually want to say?” “你到底想说什么？” „Was...... was right, was the means that made everyone not misunderstand, you looked Nana looked at my look recently a little strangely, I betrayed her to be the same probably.” “就是……对了,就是让大家不误会的办法,你看娜娜最近看我的眼神都有点怪怪的了,好像我背叛了她一样。” „Your this rebel!” My icy gaze she. “你这叛徒！”我冷冰冰的注视着她。 „Why why is your fool Druid to say this words, ahh!!!” As if saw the book innermost feelings from my attitude, Evil Dragon held to call out in grief, very good, I wanted was this effect, falling into the self- worry was individually uncorrectable, intertwines next year today, I walked, do not deliver. “为什么凭什么是你这笨蛋德鲁伊说出这种话,啊啊啊！！！”仿佛从我的态度当中看到了本子娜的内心,恶龙蕾娜抱头悲鸣起来,很好,我要的就是这个效果,陷入自我烦恼中不可自拔,纠结到明年今天吧,我走了,不要送。 The starting to walk footsteps, clothes/armor was just pulled layer on layer/heavily, helpless turning head, Evil Dragon gets angry the short of breath is staring me. 刚迈开脚步,衣服又被重重拉扯住,无奈的回过头,恶龙蕾娜红了眼似的气急瞪着我。 „How?” “又怎么了？” „Your this bastard, handled such matter to me, thinks irresponsible departure?” “你这混蛋,对我做了这样的事情,就想不负责任的离开吗？” „Wait, this words will cause the huge misunderstanding to be good, can change a view, asked Miss.” “等等,这种话才会引起天大的误会好不好,能不能换个说法,拜托了蕾娜大小姐。” Face one red, knows to make an indiscreet remark, but also can only brace oneself at this time. 脸一红,蕾奥娜自知失言,但这种时候也只能硬着头皮上了。 „I, no matter, must untie the misunderstanding in brief, you try to find the solution to me.” “我不管,总之要解开误会,你给我想办法。” „Do you feel my head compared with your miraculous glow?” “你觉得我的脑袋比你灵光？” „Is impossible.” “不可能。” „......” Reply unusual rapid decisive, does not pass through the brain thinking simply, although this was the fact but also too wound will of the people. “……”回答的异常迅速果断,简直不经大脑思索,虽说这是事实但也太伤人心了。 „Such being the case, why you do not try to find the solution, can actually ask brain not miraculous me?” “既然如此,那为什么你不自己想想办法,却要拜托脑子不灵光的我呢？” „Because your rancid idea are many.” “因为你馊点子多。” „I give you an opportunity to explain again, is my brain the miraculous glow or is not miraculous?” “我再给你一次机会说个明白,我的脑子到底是灵光还是不灵光？” „Only then occasional occasionally is miraculous.” “只有偶尔的偶尔灵光。” „Sorry, now this Druid is not in 【Occasional occasionally】 Time.” I am unemotional, turns around to plan to depart again. “对不起,现在本德鲁伊不处于【偶尔的偶尔】时间段。”我面无表情,再次转身打算离去。 „I punch you everywhere in the occasional occasional time.” Single-handedly pulls taut my clothes/armor, made a fist to place mouth single-handedly breathing out, Evil Dragon imposing manner bone-chilling cold saying. “那我就把你揍到处于偶尔的偶尔时间段为止。”一手扯住我的衣服,一手握拳放在嘴里哈了哈气,恶龙蕾娜气势凛冽的说道。 „......” You have a look, I lived the quick 40 years, sees such persistently unreasonable person for the first time. “……”你看看,我活了快四十年,还是第一次见到这样蛮不讲理的人。 „Good, making us give up disputing, calm sits to discuss, you have a look at that side, has a small alcove, we sit down there, discussed means that well solves, how do you look?” “好吧,让我们放弃争执,心平气和的坐下来谈一谈,你看看那边,有个小亭子,我们就在那儿坐下,好好商量一下解决的办法,你看如何？” „Uh-huh, said early did not have on anything, wastes my argument.” Finally satisfied my attitude, Evil Dragon moved toward the alcove following my direction. “嗯哼,早这么说不就什么事都没有了,真是浪费我的口舌。”终于满意了我的态度,恶龙蕾娜顺着我的指引走向亭子。 The good opportunity, the maternal aunt to be big! 好机会,姨妈大！ My turns around, both legs taking quickly, hahahaha, stupid Evil Dragon, your one person sits in small alcove that all the way, I am disinclined to accompany you to go more worried the indifferent matter! 我一个转身,双腿迅雷不及掩耳的迈出,哈哈哈哈,愚蠢的恶龙蕾娜哟,你就一个人在小亭子那坐个够吧,我才懒得陪你去苦恼一些无所谓的事情！ „Gave up any idea of!” Evil Dragon had the eye to be the same with the back of the head, just like the most outstanding football defensive guard, turned around fiercely, swoops, seizes to hug, the movement formed a coherent whole, similarly rapid I, if the lightning, in an instant, first step has not stepped completely, was fallen down from the back by Evil Dragon, press cannot move on the ground. “休想！”恶龙蕾娜就跟后脑勺长了眼睛一样,犹如最优秀的橄榄球后卫,猛地转身,飞扑,擒抱,动作一气呵成,同样迅若闪电,转眼间,第一步还没完全迈出去的我,就被恶龙蕾娜从背后扑倒,摁在地上动弹不得。 The spoiled country reaches!!! 腐国达！！！ „I had said many spread, your fool Druid buttocks curl upwards, I know that you are thinking anything, why is not willing to believe that currently also has what words saying that you to were said that looked.” “我都说过多少遍了,你这蠢蛋德鲁伊屁股一翘,我就知道你在想什么了,为什么就是不愿意相信呢,现在还有什么话好说,你到是说说看呀。” Me knocks down, the buttocks ride toward the waist on, Evil Dragon is calm and composed even in press of work first combed one because of the swift and violent movement, but slightly disorderly purple beautiful hair, then shows the self-satisfied smile, the small hand searches, pokes unceasingly is looking unfamiliar not to have my cheek that may the love. 将我扑倒在地,屁股往腰上一骑,恶龙蕾娜好整以暇的先是梳理了一番因为刚才的迅猛动作而略显凌乱的紫色秀发,然后才露出得意笑容,小手探上来,不断戳着一脸生无可恋的我的面颊。 However, at this moment, Tiya and book pass through from the distant place, looked at one toward here, exactly with our vision looking at each other, after roughly a half second, they transfer turn head, passing by being without turning a hair, walked away, does not seem to seen here this. 然而,就在这时,蒂亚和本子娜从远处经过,往这边看了一眼,恰恰和我们的目光对视上,约莫半秒过后,她们转回头,面不改色的路过,走远,仿佛没有看到这边这一幕。 The Evil Dragon delay for a long time, brings the weeping voice suddenly, grabs my mind to go all out to sway: „This did not misunderstand is deeper your bastard, was your fool Druid mistake, was your mistake!” 恶龙蕾娜呆滞许久,忽然带着哭腔,抓着我的胸襟拼命摇晃:“这不是误会更深了么你这混蛋,都是你这蠢蛋德鲁伊的错,都是你的错！” „Wait, before thinking of solution......” I compared with a suspension hand signal, gasped for breath: „We should first sit law-abidingly, don't let the misunderstanding continue to expand?” “等等,在想到解决的办法之前……”我比了一个暂停手势,喘口气:“我们是不是应该先安安分分坐好,别让误会继续扩大下去？” Points is riding on my waist, posture ambiguous Evil Dragon, I have a headache about the reminder to say. 指着骑在我腰上,姿势暧昧的恶龙蕾娜,我头疼提醒道。 „Also is not your mistake.” Realized that body posture incorrect Evil Dragon, the cheek blushes, is wanting to leave from me, suddenly is overly suspicious and fearful: „You should not want to seize the opportunity to escape.” “还不都是你的错。”意识到体位不对的恶龙蕾娜,脸蛋羞红,正欲从我身上离开,忽然又疑神疑鬼:“你该不会是想乘机逃跑吧。” „Does not run, I do not run, I run again I am.” “不跑,我不跑,我再跑我就是蕾奥娜。” „Walks you!” Since Evil Dragon apricot stares, grabs my front piece to carry from the ground me to throw directly, flings in the alcove, when I sit firmly, she also sat in the opposite, the slender jade referred to is knocking the stone table frequently, the vision urged anxiously I tried to find the solution quickly. “走你！”恶龙蕾娜杏目一瞪,抓着我的衣襟直接把我从地上拎起一扔,甩到亭子中,等我坐稳的时候,她也坐在了对面,纤纤玉指频繁敲着石桌,目光焦急的催促我快想办法。 „First, I do not know that you still do remember, but we have actually explained with them, we must hit to relate, with the aim of can continue shapeshift real dragon knight matter in the future.” “首先,我不知道你还记不记得,但其实我们已经和她们解释过了,我们要打好关系,以便将来能够继续变身真龙骑士这件事。” „This matter I know certainly, we are to discuss now not only can continue to hit to relate, will not cause the means that everyone misunderstands.” “这种事我当然知道,我们现在就是要商量一个既能继续打好关系,又不会引起大家误会的办法。” This small female dragon is really the request is many. 啧,这头小母龙还真是要求多多。 „For example? The request is so high, you must lift a chestnut.” “比如说呢？要求那么高,你总得举个栗子吧。” First is tilts the head „compared with............ un...... Evil Dragon for example” thinks, is both hands holds the chest to continue to think, then holds wū wū to call out in grief to think, finally bang a paralysis lay on the table, the head belched smoke, overload. “比……比如说……嗯……”恶龙蕾娜先是歪头想,然后是双手抱胸继续想,再然后是抱着头呜呜悲鸣想,最后砰一声瘫趴在了桌上,脑袋冒烟,过载了。 „wū ~~ ~ I cannot think.” “呜~~~我想不出来。” „This cannot, your example unable to look, why also to force me?” “这不就得了,你连一个例子都找不出来,又何必勉强我呢？” „Example anything does not need, you to me found the way and that's the end, to use your to pack the stupid brain of wrong way of doing things directly a bit faster!” “例子什么的根本不需要,你直接给我想办法就是了,快点动用你那装满了歪点子的愚笨脑筋！” Really is a disrespectful fellow, considers as finished, considered me to fear her. 真是个失礼的家伙,算了算了,就当是我怕了她。 „Must hit to relate, as well as not to cause everyone's misunderstanding?” I ponder slightly, said: „In other words , maintains the pure revolutionary friendship, the revolutionary goal of firmly never changing course after making a vow, all are centered on overthrowing the Hell influence, does not blend any other individual sentimental factors.” “既要打好关系,又要不引起大家的误会么？”我略为沉思一下,道:“换言之,就是保持纯洁的革命友谊,坚定矢志不渝的革命目标,一切以打倒地狱势力为中心,不参杂其他任何个人的感情因素。” „Although seems like such matter on first hearing, but always felt that you seem like in the endorsement.” Evil Dragon doubt visits me. “虽然乍一听好像是这么回事,但总感觉你像是在背书。”恶龙蕾娜狐疑的看着我。 „Without this matter.” I am without turning a hair gives up. “没有这回事。”我面不改色的罢了罢手。 „In brief , first makes us by the comrade symmetric as a first step, Comrade, under your opinion how?” “总而言之,作为第一步,先让我们以同志相称吧,蕾娜同志,你意下如何？” „Wu Fan...... comrade?” “吴凡……同志？” „Please reveal the serious country character face, read again with me, Comrade.” “请露出严肃的国字脸,跟着我再念一遍,蕾娜同志。” „Comrade Wu Fan.” “吴凡同志。” I: „......” 我:“……” : „......” 蕾奥娜:“……” „Pū pū pū, is quite silly, this strange name is quite silly.” Evil Dragon first could not bear smile, I was also a lot of strange awkward. “噗噗噗,好傻,这个奇怪的称呼好傻。”恶龙蕾娜先忍不住笑了起来,我也是一肚子的古怪尴尬。 „Do not think some wrong ways of doing things flicker I, I did not believe change the name to make others not misunderstand, when you I was a fool, gave me to think a bit faster properly, cannot think the means do not want to leave.” “你可别想些歪点子来忽悠我,我才不信只是改了称呼就能让别人不误会呢,你当我是傻子呀,快点正经的给我想,想不到办法你就别想离开。” Saying, Evil Dragon simple turns over/stands up, moves from the chair to the stone table on sits cross-legged to sit down, occupying a commanding position is staring at me. 说着,恶龙蕾娜干脆一个翻身,从椅子挪到石桌上盘腿坐下,居高临下的盯着我。 „......” “……” Actually this angle, I, so long as lowers little, seemingly can see very extraordinary scenery, asked that can the little protection, like putting on Comrade of one-piece dress? 其实这个角度,我只要把头压低一点点,貌似就能看到非常了不得的风景,拜托了,能多一点点防备么,喜欢穿连衣裙的蕾娜同志？ „What god your fool walks, thinks that I can't look? Thought a bit faster specially, gives me wholly-absorbed thinking diligently.” Evil Dragon searches the small hand suddenly, is pulling on my corners of the mouth moderately. “你这笨蛋走什么神,以为我不看不出来吗？快点专心想,给我专心努力的想。”恶龙蕾娜忽然探来小手,在我的嘴角上边不轻不重拉扯着。 „Drops your fellow, how your also makes me think specially.” “放手你这家伙,你这样还让我怎么专心想。” „Because of you in the reason of catching a fish by hand, has not been staring at your fellow well, whips in the back, you make an effort to be loaf.” “还不都是因为你老在摸鱼的缘故,不好好盯着你这家伙,在背后鞭笞,你就使劲偷懒。” „Speech limelight, you need help from me now, is such manner attitude appropriate?” “说话注意点,你现在可是有求于我,这样的举止态度合适么？” „Ha? Can your fool also the rebellion be inadequate?” “哈？你这笨蛋还能造反不成？” „You thought highly of yourself!” I got angry, puts out a hand to press firmly between the fingers the Evil Dragon corners of the mouth, toward two sides, looks at this funny cheek and expression, if gives her now a mirror, she also felt all right to say were one proud noble big dragon? hahaha. “你太看得起你自己了！”我怒了,也伸手去捏住恶龙蕾娜的嘴角,往两边一拉,瞧这张滑稽的脸蛋和表情,要是现在给她一面镜子,她还好意思说自己是骄傲高贵的巨龙吗？哈哈哈。 „wū wū wū ~~ ~” Evil Dragon also got angry, each other is pulling the cheeks of opposite party mutually, reaches the impass, suddenly my buttocks following chair one crooked, loses the balance, coming to be off their feet, handles against Evil Dragon also to follow to fall down. “呜呜呜~~~”恶龙蕾娜也怒了,彼此互相拉扯着对方的脸颊,陷入僵局,忽然我屁股下面的椅子一歪,失去平衡,来了个人仰马翻,措不及防的恶龙蕾娜也跟着扑倒下来。 „Hurts, has your fool, been implicated will not sit? Looks good deed that you do.” “疼疼疼,你这笨蛋,已经连坐都不会坐了么？瞧你干的好事。” „Also is not because you first begin.” “还不是因为你先动手。” Is rubbing the back of the head of tingling with numbness, I raised the head to stare to falling down during oneself embrace Evil Dragon, me, when the cushioning actually also said this and that gives me to get up quickly, when do you want to depend? 揉着发麻的后脑勺,我抬起头瞪向扑倒在自己怀抱之中的恶龙蕾娜,把我当软垫了竟然还说三道四,快给我起来,你想赖到什么时候？ Perhaps was be used to it 【Rides】, Regarding the present body posture, we have no feeling, but...... 或许是习惯了【骑来骑去】,对于现在的体位,我们并没有任何感觉,但是…… Chirp ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ 叽~~~~~~~~~ When does not know, the small fox and passes through from the distant place, the vision and we look at each other, after a half second, they transfer turn head, passing by being without turning a hair, went far away, does not seem to seen here this. 不知何时,小狐狸和塔莫娅从远处经过,目光和我们对视,半秒过后,她们转回头,面不改色的路过,远去,仿佛没有看到这边这一幕。 „What to do, but can also untie the misunderstanding?” I look to look pale, on the verge of collapse Evil Dragon, reveals the restraining grief vision. “怎么办,还要解开误会吗？”我看着面色苍白,摇摇欲坠的恶龙蕾娜,露出节哀目光。 „Is......” “都是……” „Is your mistake, you want to say right.” “都是你的错,你想这么说对吧。” „Your this......” “你这……” „Your this fellow, dares to speak this sarcastic remark unexpectedly, right.” “你这家伙,竟然还敢说这种风凉话,对吧。” „I......” “我……” „I killed you, right, your words I am left intact to present , your violent small female dragon buttocks curl upwards, I know that you are thinking anything.” I noble elegantly beautiful smile, ahem, this Druid was really he meow was too intelligent, the divine strategy, past Zhuge Kongming feared simply no more than so. “我杀了你,对吧,你的话我原封不动奉还,你这头暴力小母龙屁股一翘,我就知道你在想什么了。”我高贵冷艳一笑,哼哼,本德鲁伊真是太他喵的聪明了,简直神机妙算,当年的诸葛孔明怕也不过如此吧。 However had even my Zhuge Wu Fan unable to calculate matter that was —— I am punched miserable by Evil Dragon. 但是紧接着发生了一件连我这个诸葛吴凡都没能算到的事情,那就是——我被恶龙蕾娜揍了个惨。 In an instant, they came back to pass for 56 days from Tiya, the international convention, came back the same day in them, I was compelled to repeat the experience of paradise of dragon, can know by heart quickly, what in addition I was accidental/surprised, always after person predecessor, craved in illustrating this experience, and seized the opportunity to publicize me recklessly in paradise of dragon Evil Dragon of dirty business, when I narrated the unexpected silence, a few words have not inserted. 转眼间,距离蒂亚她们回来已经过了五六天,国际惯例,在她们回来当天,我就被逼又将龙之乐园的经历复述了一遍,都快能倒背如流了,另我意外的是,一向人前人后热衷于解说这段经历,并乘机肆意宣扬我在龙之乐园的糗事的恶龙蕾娜,在我叙述的时候出乎意料的沉默,一句话也没插上。 How then and to untie the misunderstanding about that misunderstanding the event, during should also be able to include to be daily, ignored then. 然后就是关于那段误会和如何解开误会的事件了,应该也能列入到日常之中,忽略不计即可。 Finally, is I have been keeping thinking about the important matter, walks the life with the small fox finally......! As last step of lover. 最后,就是我一直惦记着的重要事情,和小狐狸走完人生的最后……啊呸！是作为情侣的最后一步。 That married certainly. 那当然就是结婚了。 This small day fox shy, not just before others is this, even no one time, does not give the opportunity that I spoke alone, I waited for several days, found a crevice, finally held the small fox that cannot run promptly. 只是这只小天狐害羞的很,不单在别人面前是这样,就算是没人的时候,也不给我单独说话的机会,我足足等待了好几天,才找到一丝空隙,终于抓住了没能及时跑路的小狐狸。 „Why can hide from me for these days?” “为什么这几天要躲着我？” „Without...... no, snort/hum, who does not know that your bastard is thinking some strange things.” Was seized to hug by me in the bosom small fox, a frightened ear vertical stroke, immediately is flustered, but proud tender the response said. “没……没什么,哼,谁不知道你这坏蛋心里在想些奇怪的事情。”被我逮住抱在怀里的小狐狸,惊吓的耳朵一竖,随即慌张而傲娇的回应道。 „Since knows that should not hide, hears not to have, your fool fox.” “既然知道就更不应该躲了,听到没有,你这只笨蛋狐狸。” My short of breath, opens mouth to the fox ear that small fox that is raising up furry is bites, the tooth strokes gently gently, this small day fox shouted one immediately tenderly, was also held flung fox tail by me, grasped strokes in the palm gently, the small fox honestly was finally law-abiding, the little darling poured in the bosom softly. 我气急,张嘴对着小狐狸那毛茸茸竖起的狐狸耳朵就是一口咬下,牙齿轻轻摩挲,这只小天狐顿时就娇呼一声,紧接着又被我抓住甩来甩去的狐狸尾巴,握于掌心轻柔抚摸,小狐狸终于老实安分下来,乖乖软倒在怀。 „I...... I have not hidden, but...... is only......” “我……我才没有躲,只是……只是……” „Feels shy?” “只是觉得害羞而已？” Extremely charming exudes one to call out in grief, the small fox opens mouth to nip toward my shoulder on. 不堪娇羞的发出一声悲鸣,小狐狸张嘴就往我肩上咬去。 „Said properly.” I pull her front, looks in the eyes. “说正经的。”我将她扳到面前,四目相对。 „We should get married.” “我们该结婚了。” „Marriage marries, has anything at the worst.” The small fox avoids my vision immediately, casts aside the bashful sound whisper to say. “结婚就结婚呗,有什么大不了的。”小狐狸立刻躲开了我的目光,撇着脸小声嘀咕道。 „You have a look at you, had complied obviously before, now wants to renege on a promise...... wait/etc, what did you say a moment ago?” “你看看你,明明之前答应过的,现在又想反悔……等等,你刚才说什么？” „It‘s nothing, today fox anything has not said.” Small fox elegant face thoroughly ripe red, numerous one, pays no attention to me. “没什么,本天狐什么也没说。”小狐狸俏脸熟透了般的通红,重重一哼,不理我。 „, Please can not say again one time, asked you my God fox saintess your highness.” “不不不,请务必再说一次,求你了我的天狐圣女殿下。” „Aiya your bastard is quite bothersome, I have said that asks Grandma Ma Ma to go, why are you cannot understand?” The small fox shamed angry. “哎呀你这个坏蛋好烦,我都已经说过了,找玛玛加奶奶去,为什么你就是听不懂呢？”小狐狸羞恼了。 „I still remember certainly, my doesn't want first to ask you to discuss? How when the time comes should discuss marriage to Grandma Ma Ma.” “我当然还记得,我这不是想先找你商量商量吗？到时候该怎么向玛玛加奶奶提亲。” „Who knows, oneself found the way saying that today the fox has not married!” “谁知道,自己想办法说去,本天狐又没结过婚！” „Okay good, I try to find the solution, but you must go back with me, raises kissed marries immediately, managed, un un.” “好好好,我自己想办法,但是你总得和我一起回去吧,提了亲立刻就结婚,就这么办,嗯嗯。” „I also had not said that does not go back with you, does your bastard worry to do blindly?” “我又没说不和你回去,你这坏蛋瞎着急干嘛？” I gawked staring, then grins to laugh foolishly, then does not attend to weak Defiance of charming angry small fox, picks up her cheeks just like the treasure generally gently, kissed layer on layer/heavily...... 我愣了愣,而后咧嘴傻笑,而后不顾娇羞气恼的小狐狸的软弱反抗,宛若珍宝一般轻轻托起她的脸颊,重重吻了下去…… ... 。。。