**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Then is second, big elder brother must listen?” Seeing me is silent, Sarah's cautious asking. “接下来是第二条,大哥哥还要听吗？”见我沉默不语,莎拉小心翼翼的问道。 „Listens, how can not listen, to read.” I clench jaws, felt that the first news is only an accident/surprise, this publication can also rescue again. “听,怎么会不听,念下去。”我咬牙切齿,感觉第一篇新闻只是个意外,这报刊还能再抢救一下。 „Man looked will be silent, the woman looked will burst into tears, the tears of blood harem history of salvation main family.” “男人看了会沉默,女人看了会流泪,救世主家的血泪后宫史。” Pū! Forgives me to have the preparation early, could not bear an old blood spit, this news was poisonous! 噗！饶我早有心理准备,还是忍不住一口老血吐了出去,这新闻有毒！ „Stops, the jump, read third.” The numerous coughs of sorry figure, I just like a being scarred blood and iron soldier king, reveal the this solitary one Wolf unruly vision. “停,跳过,念第三条。”狼狈的重重咳嗽,我宛如一名伤痕累累的铁血兵王,露出孤狼般的桀骜目光。 „big elder brother, do you...... really also want to listen?” Sarah reveals the color of not enduring. “大哥哥,你……真的还要听？”莎拉露出不忍之色。 „The pit that naturally, oneself dug, cried also to jump.” “当然了,自己挖的坑,哭着也要跳进去。” „Good, the third news title is —— eighth Lesser Evil gangs up with the big dragon in secret, Hell spawn fears the biggest loser.” “那好,第三条新闻标题是——第八魔王暗中勾搭巨龙,地狱一族恐成最大输家。” I: „......” 我:“……” „Fourth.” Unemotional scratched the corners of the mouth blood threads, I make Sarah continue to read. “第四条。”面无表情的擦了擦嘴角血丝,我让莎拉继续念。 „Only because of neglecting a minor matter, this/should man and in own dream the sweetheart brushed past, the lamentation is life-long, the truth unexpectedly is this!” “只因疏忽一件小事,该男子与自己的梦中情人擦肩而过,悔恨终生,真相竟是这个！” Although evil customs, but in any case and had nothing to do, I relax, the expression relaxes, making Sarah always think about inside content, Sarah is who would imagine afraid to say a word, is not willing to open the mouth. 虽然还是令人恶俗但好歹和自己无关了,我松了口气,表情缓和下来,让莎拉念念里面的内容,岂料莎拉吞吞吐吐,就是不肯开口。 „What's wrong? What is the content?” I wait, direct read, did not read fortunately, read is an old blood blowout. “怎么了？内容到底是什么？”我等待不及,直接自己读了,不读还好,一读又是一口老血喷出。 The author of this news vowed solemnly oneself have seen the childhood Savior, the vividness of but also at that time the situation of meet saying, even I almost believed that how then talked the regret not to teach at that time to become the Savior of kid a man of honest single-minded not unfaithful/stamen, the nature, in his dream the sweetheart was Sarah, no wonder Sarah did not have the means to read a moment ago. 这篇新闻的作者信誓旦旦自己见过小时候的救世主,还把当时相遇的情况说的活灵活现,连我都差点信了,然后大谈后悔当时怎么就没有把还是小屁孩的救世主教导成为一个正直专一不花心的男人,自然的,他的梦中情人就是小莎拉,难怪莎拉刚才没办法念出来。 Oh, has seen childhood me? The sentiment is a crossing over friend, comes, we know, chatted the Goldbach's conjecture casually, then discussed that the pangolin said anything. 哎哟,见过小时候的我？感情又是一位穿越者老兄呐,来来来,我们认识一下,随便聊一聊哥德巴赫猜想,然后再讨论一下穿山甲到底说了什么。 Finally, I understand finally why the publication also called the Savior the publication, did not need Sarah to explain that I also understood. 最后,我终于明白为什么报刊又叫救世主报刊了,不用莎拉解释我也明白了。 Really is unable to continue watching, I turned one group to throw first directly, this what and what, my did gossip really receive everyone to welcome? 实在看不下去,我直接把第一张扭成一团扔了,这都什么和什么,我的八卦真那么受大家欢迎？ Although the second plate also boasted to hit the fart news many, but obvious much better, was more normal, understood at a glance that various hearsay that spread from the bar truncation popular, everyone was interested, after the revision polished one, transcribed, many were some adventure experience stories, naturally, in year to year headline character as bar, had has several about my news. 第二板块虽然也不乏吹牛打屁的新闻,但明显好多了,也正常多了,一看就知道是从酒吧流传出来的各种小道消息里截出热门的,大家感兴趣的,修改润色一番之后抄录上去,多是一些冒险历练的见闻,当然,作为酒吧里常年的头条人物,有关于我的消息还是有好几条。 The fourth plate is the civilians is daily, many are some short stories, the interesting rumor, the fifth plate is various historical excavations that the scholar publishes, the research discovered, and novel serializes, compares the first plate properly simply do not go too far. 第四板块是平民日常,多是一些短小故事,趣闻,第五个板块则是学者发表的各种历史挖掘,研究发现,以及小说连载,相比第一板块简直正经的不要太过分。 The sixth sector is similar photo album one thing, but inside do not know that is which touches to describe greatly with the pen, just like the picture generally lifelike character portrait, impressively is our alliance's first handsome fellow Carlos, only puts on the sex appeal of underpants according to most to explode by one, does not know that the master brother will see will have what feelings? I cannot bear titter. 第六版块是类似写真集一样的东西,而里面一幅幅不知道是哪个大触用笔描绘出来,宛若相片一般逼真的人物写真,赫然就是我们联盟第一帅哥卡洛斯,其中以一幅只穿内裤的性感照最为爆炸,不知道大师兄看到会有何感想呢？我忍不住偷笑起来。 Sees expression that I show to take pleasure in others' misfortunes, the Sarah expression does not endure, thought that did not say good, the hesitant reminder said. 见我露出幸灾乐祸的表情,莎拉表情不忍,又觉得不说不行,犹犹豫豫的提醒道。 „big elder brother, the first round's first publication of Rogue weekly, the person of inside picture is you......” “大哥哥,罗格周刊的首发第一刊,里面画的人是你……” I: „......” 我:“……” Lets loose Sarah Station to get up silently, before arriving at the firewood room, holds rusty axe, I threatened. 默默放开莎拉站起来,走到柴房前,操起一把生锈的斧头,我气势汹汹冲了出去。 „Wait, do not impulse.” Sarah blocks me hastily. “等等,别冲动。”莎拉连忙拦住我。 „Sarah, be not blocking me, today I must perish together with that fellow! Told me, who was, who was the publication editor-in-chief?!” “莎拉,别拦着我,今天我非得和那家伙同归于尽！告诉我,到底是谁,谁是报刊主编？！” Valise they hear the sound, caught up, blocks me all round, is silent regarding my issue collective. 维拉丝她们听到动静,也赶了出来,把我给团团拦住,对于我的问题却集体沉默。 Suspicious, was too suspicious. 可疑,太可疑了。 I put down axe, maintaining composure swept girls one eyes, deliberately considered at heart secretly, what oneself did neglect should not the thing of neglect? 我放下斧头,不动声色的扫了女孩们一眼,心里暗暗寻思起来,自己是不是忽略了什么不该忽略的东西？ Right! 对了！ The miraculous glow flashes, I thought finally, that several news of first plate, why the author so knew about my every action and every movement, was not the family member, even well-informed Akara, was impossible to know some details. 灵光一闪,我终于想起来了,第一板块的那几篇新闻,为什么作者对我的一举一动如此了解,不是家人,就算是消息灵通的阿卡拉,也不可能知道这样一些细节。 Enemy in 【bi】 Department?! 难道敌在中【哔】部？！ My face shock with amazement, looks with the inquiry vision again to the girls, they were still one by one avoided my vision, the look dissociation was uncertain. 我一脸震惊骇然,用询问目光再次看向女孩们,她们仍然是一一避开我的目光,眼神游离不定。 Is , the rebel is who? 是谁,叛徒到底是谁？ Valise? Can remove absolutely, Sarah? Also can completely remove, Lehne and Lina girl? They usually handle the alliance business to be unbearably busy as the big elder successor, where has this free time, then also who? Also anyone, follows frequently side me, knows my every action and every movement, fellow who also craves to this matter specially...... 维拉丝？绝对可以排除,莎拉？也可以完全排除,莱娜和琳娅小妮子？身为大长老接班人她们平日处理联盟事务都忙不过来,哪有这个闲工夫,那么还有谁？到底还有谁,经常跟在我身边,知道我的一举一动,又对这种事情特别热衷的家伙…… Did not need to guess, three did not have the princess you to roll to me! 根本不用猜了吧,三无公主你给我滚出来！ I get angry however break through, will try three to seize without the princess who flees from the room quietly, carrying in the room is pā pā pā! 我怒然突围,将试图从屋子背后悄悄潜逃的三无公主逮住,拎到房间里就是一顿啪啪啪！ „Are these you write?” I the cheerless newspaper will throw in front of her. “这些都是你写的？”我将发皱的报纸扔到她面前。 „......” Three do not have princess unemotional light to nod. “……”三无公主面无表情的轻点了点头。 „Sir, you leave too blame the small jasmine, although inside content has some...... to have some...... cough cough, but the small jasmine had tried hard very much, Grandma Akara trusts her, mentioned by name to make her be responsible for the Rogue weekly plenary powers matters concerned personally.” “大人,你别太责怪小茉莉,虽然里面的内容是有一些……有一些……咳咳,但是小茉莉已经很努力了,阿卡拉奶奶可是十分信任她,亲自点名让她来负责罗格周刊全权事宜。” „Makes this young maidservant be responsible for making the publication, is knows one's subordinates and assign them properly, I did not oppose, but writes some like this bored content toward the main plate , don't Grandma Akara and Lina they utter a sound?” I have a headache rubbed the temples, three act unreasonably without the princess, how even Akara they whatever also she is acting unreasonably? “让这小侍女负责做报刊,也算是知人善任,我不反对,但是往主要板块里写些这样的无聊内容,阿卡拉奶奶和琳娅她们难道就不吭一声吗？”我头疼的揉了揉太阳穴,三无公主乱来也就罢了,怎么连阿卡拉她们也任由着她乱来？ „, Can't write these?” Girls simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform stares, never saw them of publication before has looked like, how regardless to write is very normal things. “诶,不能写这些吗？”女孩们齐齐一愣,在以前从未见过报刊的她们看来,无论怎么写都是很正常的事情。 „Since is the first plate, the important plate, naturally must write some important news, for example big or small matter of alliance, leader's speech and decision wait/etc.” “既然是第一板块,重要板块,当然要写一些重要的消息,比如说联盟发生的大小事情,领导的讲话和决策等等。” „Lina and Lehne's speech and decision?” Girls' vision is more puzzled, Lina and Lehne's talk, can hear at home daily, writes down the publication these words is less senseless? “琳娅和莱娜的讲话和决定？”女孩们的目光更加困惑,琳娅和莱娜的谈话,在家天天都能听到,把这些话写上报刊不是更加无趣吗？ I: „......” 我:“……” This feeling is very subtle, originally have my family's girls, become actual steerage of alliance unknowingly? 这种感觉很微妙,原来我家的女孩们,不知不觉已经成为联盟的实际掌舵者了么？ „Always...... in brief, cannot always have the matter to be all right to write me, writes other more important matter.” I clench teeth, insisted that the bottom line does not vacillate, this headline I not on! “总……总而言之,不能老是有事没事写我,写点其他更重要的事情。”我咬咬牙,坚持底线不动摇,这头条我坚决不上！ At this moment, three drew my sleeve without the princess, rare opens the mouth. 就在这时,三无公主拉了拉我的袖子,难得开口。 „Akara, said.” “阿卡拉,说的。” „You meant, Akara does encourage you to do that?” Unbelievable of my whole face. “你的意思是说,阿卡拉鼓励你这么做？”我满脸的难以置信。 „......” Three do not have the princess to nod speechless. “……”三无公主无言点点头。 „Why?” I felt that this world changed strange, should I not pass through? “为什么？”我感觉这个世界变陌生了,我该不会是又穿越了吧？ „Why can't be the Big Brother Wu news?” At this moment, a pretty pleasant sound leaked from the gate. “为什么不能是吴大哥的新闻？”就在这时,一把娇俏怡人的声音从门外传了进来。 „The Lina girl, you comes back just, told me a bit faster this what's the matter?” “琳娅小妮子,你回来的刚好,快点告诉我这到底是怎么回事？” „What issue has? Publication.” Lina shows the puzzled expression in turn. “有什么问题吗？报刊。”琳娅反过来露出不解的表情。 „Which is the issues, why the important plate above news is writing me, my face is long interesting, even can the minor matters of these petty branch details make everyone be interested?” “哪都是问题,为什么重要板块上面的新闻都在写我,我这张脸到底是长的多有趣,才会连这些鸡毛蒜皮旁枝末节的小事都能让大家感兴趣？” „Because Big Brother Wu is a Savior.” A Lina natural reply, making me speechless. “因为吴大哥是救世主啊。”琳娅一句理所当然的回答,让我哑然。 „Big Brother Wu felt oneself are an average person , there is nothing to be worth paying attention, others do not believe, even petty minor matter everyone still wants to pay attention, because Big Brother Wu is the alliance elder, is the continent Savior, your every action and every movement are affecting entire continent, even if an insignificant matter, can perhaps peep situation tactical situation between continent and Hell, isn't right?” “吴大哥觉得自己是一个普通人,没什么好值得关注的,别人可不这么认为,就算是鸡毛蒜皮的小事大家也想关注,因为吴大哥是联盟长老,更是大陆救世主,你的一举一动都影响着整个大陆,哪怕是一件微不足道的事情,或许都能从中窥到大陆和地狱之间的局势战况,难道不对吗？” „Where is so exaggerating, do I eat meal, take a road also to see?” Lina said that I am not glad. “哪有那么夸张,我吃个饭,走个路也能看到吗？”琳娅这么说我就不乐意了。 „Perhaps.” The Lina expression is subtle. “或许吧。”琳娅表情微妙。 „For example gives an example?” I was amused. “比如说举个例子？”我被逗乐了。 „Really wants to know?” “真的想知道？” „Naturally.” “当然了。” „Didn't regret?” “不后悔？” „Not.” “绝不。” „Isn't angry?” “不生气？” „Not!” “绝不！” „Good, I told the facts, so long as Big Brother Wu is still playing dumb, explained that the situation is very stable, un, is such simple.” “好吧,那我就实话实说了,只要吴大哥还在犯傻,就说明局势很稳定,嗯,就是这么简单。” „You halt to me, looked that I do not spank your!” “你给我站住,看我不打你屁股！” I get angry to let loose three not to have the princess, toward talking nonsense Lina of frank talk made threatening gestures to throw, saw that this heart had the relative to be sorrowfully, cannot bear in also sang that at heart 【Reaches an agreement obviously is not angry】. 我怒而放开三无公主,朝瞎说了大实话的琳娅张牙舞爪扑过去,看到这一幕的菲妮心有戚戚然,忍不住在心里又唱起了那首【明明说好不生气】。 After pursuing one, was seized by me, the symbol hit Lina of several buttocks, breathes tenderly, blushing ear scarlet hiding to my arms, does not dare to face everyone's vision. 追逐一番后被我逮住,象征性打了几下屁股的琳娅,娇喘咻咻,脸红耳赤的躲到我怀里,不敢面对大家的目光。 „Big Brother Wu went too far, reaches an agreement is not angry.” “吴大哥太过分了,说好不生气的。” „Snort, that is because I felt, you have not said the true truth, but also there is anything to conceal me.” “哼,那是因为我感觉到了,你还没有把真正的真相说出来,还有什么隐瞒着我。” „Well, looked unexpectedly?” Lina shows the surprised expression, lifts a pair of sky blue clear bright pupil from the bosom, resembling to re-evaluate my intelligence quotient. “咦,竟然看出来了？”琳娅露出惊讶表情,自怀里抬起一双天蓝澄清的明亮眼眸,似要重新评估我的智商。 Well, blind did the unexpectedly cat run upon the dead mouse? I am more surprised than the Lina girl, in the surface maintains composure, is as deep as a well. 咦,竟然瞎猫撞上死老鼠了？我比琳娅小妮子更惊讶,表面上不动声色,高深莫测。 „Naturally, who I was, your husband, you are thinking that what I know.” “当然了,我是谁,你的丈夫,你在想什么我都知道。” „Without means that since were guessed by Big Brother Wu, I spoke frankly, thing that actually the small jasmine wrote, before was Grandma Akara, continuously at matter of doing.” “没办法,既然被吴大哥猜出来了,那我就直说吧,其实小茉莉写的东西,就是阿卡拉奶奶以前一直在做的事情啊。” „What?” “什么？” „Big Brother Wu should not forget, from the beginning, Grandma Akara may not keep the ample force helps you propagandize, making you everyone's hope, the pillar/backbone of alliance.” “吴大哥该不会又忘记了吧,从一开始,阿卡拉奶奶可就不留余力的帮你宣传,让你成为大家的希望,联盟的支柱。” „This matter I also know, but does she propagandize like this?” I am pointing at the first plate, asked startled. “这种事我也知道,但难道她是这样宣传？”我指着第一板块,愕然问道。 „Of course not, has various styles respectively.” “当然不是,各有各的风格。” „, Small jasmine this does not calculate that is publicizing, is black I am right.” “不不不,小茉莉这不算是在宣扬吧,是在黑我才对吧。” „Really is this?” Bosom girl, acme of beauty and deportment tucks in one wisp dark green to send the silk, white my eyes: „Big Brother Wu you said like this, but can hurt the heart of small jasmine, although the way is a little special, but, Big Brother Wu real side made more people know obviously, not everyone can contact Big Brother Wu you, had known about you, after publication release, we can feel, everyone mentioned your matter, the tone became a kinder nature.” “真是这样吗？”怀里的小妮子,千娇百媚的撩起一缕墨绿发丝,白了我一眼:“吴大哥你这样说,可是会伤了小茉莉的心哦,虽然方式有点特别,但是显而易见的,吴大哥真实的一面让更多人知道了,并不是所有人都能接触到吴大哥你,对你有所了解,报刊发行后,就连我们都能感受得到,大家谈起你的事情,语气变得更加亲切自然了。” „But...... but...... can't trade one type the point means?” “可是……可是……就不能换一种好点的办法吗？” „Lifts a chestnut?” In December debt rapidness, this little while trades a Lina girl face mischievously asked me. “举个栗子？”腊月债还的快,这会儿换琳娅小妮子一脸调皮的反问我了。 „For example publicizes my quick-witted side, ought to let everyone to Savior many faint trace confidence, the Savior always possibly is not a fool!” “比如说宣扬我机智的一面,总该让大家对救世主多一丝丝信心吧,救世主总不可能是笨蛋吧！” Lina had not replied, three did not have the princess from the back drawing my sleeve, after causing I have turned head, she grasps to set pen to paper, selected toward the note of another small hand. 琳娅还没回答,三无公主就从背后又拉了拉我的袖子,引得我回过头后,她握着笔,往另外一只小手的笔记上点了点。 Above writes: „Like this huge lie, I cannot write even.” 上面写着:“这样的天大谎话,就算是我也写不来。” The roar roar roar, three do not have the princess you to have courage do not run! 吼吼吼,三无公主你有胆别跑！ Seizing three do not have the princess is spanks, I calm down gradually, although is unable to accept such alternative way, but also knows that Akara is three does not have the princess, is actually good for me, will not harm me absolutely. 逮住三无公主又是一通打屁股,我渐渐冷静下来,虽然无法接受这样的另类方式,但也知道无论是阿卡拉还是三无公主,其实都是在为我好,绝对不会害我。 „That author named nameless person, is you?” What thinks, I focus on three not to have the princess not to put, how many under light yellow big eyes see only this Little Three not to flash, unemotional crooked tilting the head, how resembling is puzzled I to discover this point to the present, in the phrase is not writes was very clear? “那个叫无名氏的作者,就是你？”想到什么,我又紧盯三无公主不放,只见这小三无扑闪几下亮黄色的大眼睛,面无表情的歪了歪头,似在困惑我怎么到现在才发现这一点,字眼里不是写的很明白了吗？ „Is Wu famous.” The Lina good intention reminded one. “是吴名氏哦。”琳娅好心提醒一句。 „What?” I grasp the newspaper to take a fresh look, yeah? Therefore the vision goes to Saraz, this Angel little wife smiles to my apology, that innocent smile, complains without a trace of washout my immediately. “什么？”我抓起报纸重新一看,可不是么？于是将无奈目光投向莎拉,这天使小人妻冲我歉意一笑,那天真烂漫的笑颜,立刻就将我的一丝抱怨冲刷的无影无踪。 „But, this way is not the means.” Lina thought aloud suddenly in one side. “不过,这样下去也不是办法。”琳娅在一旁忽然自言自语起来。 „Right, like this writes is not the means that the content that the next issue gives me the national headlines replaces entirely, the style must trade.” “对吧,这样写下去也不是办法,下一期给我把重要新闻的内容统统换掉,风格也要换。” 【】 The evil feeling that the wind blows, I do not want to experience again one time. 【微】风拂面的恶俗感,我可不想再体验一次了。 „I said is not this.” “我说的不是这个。” „What is that?” “那是什么？” „Although the small jasmine ability is very strong yes right, but cannot make her be responsible for the complete matter.” “虽然小茉莉能力很强是没错,但也不能让她一个人负责全部事情。” „You were said that the publication was made by a young jasmine person?” I am startled, knows that three do not have the princess to be very fierce right, but a person can go against a newspaper office is also exaggerating. “你是说报刊都是由小茉莉一个人做的？”我大吃一惊,知道三无公主很厉害没错,但是一个人能顶一个报社也太夸张了吧。 „The manpower of help running about dry/does grocery definitely has, for example goes to the bar collection material and print job, but the main content editor and typesetting, is a young jasmine person are truly doing.” “帮忙跑腿干杂货的人手肯定是有的,比如说去酒吧收集材料和印刷工作,但主要的内容编辑和排版,确实是小茉莉一个人在做。” „Including the sixth sector picture is also?” I eat two greatly startled, don't three have the princess to touch unexpectedly greatly? However thinks that fine title page of Duke Brute and only beautiful illustration, as if now responds that detected this point is my mistake? “包括第六版块的画也是？”我大吃二惊,三无公主竟然还是大触？不过想到禽兽公爵的精美封面和唯美插图,似乎现在才反应过来察觉到这一点是我的错？ Three do not have princess proud, natural light has not been nodding, as if touches the attribute greatly is one of the entire human race foundation necessary skill , there is nothing to be worth praising, but immediately, she shakes the head. 三无公主没有一点骄傲,理所当然的轻点着头,似乎大触属性是全人类基础必备技能之一,没什么好值得称道的,但是随即,她摇了摇头。 „It is not.” “不是。” „Isn't?” “不是什么？” „It is not I, this time, has someone else, new attempt.” “不是我,这次,另有其人,新的尝试。” „Do others draw? Is who? Did you find the helper?” “其他人画的？是谁？难道说你找到帮手了？” „Un.” Three do not have the princess, although cannot see the expression, but is familiar with her us to look that this young maidservant is happy, her xī xī sù sù puts out several similar contribution letter/believes one thing. “嗯。”三无公主虽然看不出表情,但熟悉她的我们还是能看出来这小侍女心情很好,她窸窸窣窣的拿出几封类似投稿信一样的东西。 „Temporarily decided that two helpers.” “暂时决定了,两名帮手。” „, Who is?” I received conveniently, do not have anxiously disassembling, but first looked at the envelope positive/direct contributor. “哦,是谁？”我顺手接过,没有急着拆开,而是先看了看信封正面的投稿人。 Not the well-known personal elf maidservant of own Wang Family/prince! 亲王家的不知名御用贴身精灵侍女！ Nameless Assassin that the man X men, the fervor rushes! 男人X男人,激情澎湃的无名刺客！ I resemble to receive an electric shock to throw generally fast the envelope, looked that does not need to look, then holds the volume, is incapable of collapsing on the sofa. 我似触电一般飞快将信封扔回去,看也不用看,然后扶着额,无力瘫倒在沙发上面。 This Rogue weekly, ironclad pill. 这罗格周刊,铁定药丸。 Three meets the envelope without the princess, unemotional is staring at the above name, thinks, takes out 【Not the well-known personal elf maidservant of own Wang Family/prince】 That, lifts the pen not well-known personal elf maidservant several phrases to rule out decisively, changes to does not know the stray cat of sense of honor...... 三无公主接回信封,面无表情的盯着上面的名字,想了想,取出【亲王家的不知名御用贴身精灵侍女】那一封,抬笔果断将不知名御用贴身精灵侍女几个字眼划去,改为不知廉耻的野猫…… ... 。。。