**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Successful after washing, the crystal action is astonishing, the arrange/cloth in family/home teaches the trace to be swept clear instantaneously by her, the lapse revolts very thorough, even my evil god......, my ordinary lapse disciple was even shocked. 被成功的给洗回来后,水晶行动力惊人,家中的布教痕迹瞬间被她清扫一空,叛教叛的十分彻底,连我这个邪神……啊呸,连我这个普通叛教徒都惊呆了。 „Hū ~~ ~ early morning getting up moved, was really refreshing.” With was fallen after the cloak of ground packs all trash, the crystal scratched the forehead, on the face showed the joyful smile of working people. “呼~~~大清早起来活动一下,果然神清气爽。”用被摔在地上的披风将所有垃圾打包起来后,水晶擦了擦额头,脸上露出了劳动人民的喜悦笑容。 „Isn't good, must hurry to throw these extremely evil roots to be good, the crystal I now, am a firm atheism big dragon.” “不好不好,得赶紧将这些万恶的根源扔出去才行,水晶我现在,已经是一头坚定的无神论巨龙。” Just wants to take to one's heels to sneak off, the shoulder actually held down suddenly, and transmits gloomily, lets sound that she trembles to tremble. 正想撒腿开溜,肩膀却忽然被按住,并传来阴森森的,让她颤颤发抖的声音。 „What's wrong, did not plan that what said to our these victims, wants to travel?” “怎么,不打算对我们这些受害者说点什么,就想跑路吗？” Has turned head, is pulling Evil Dragon of her shoulder, as well as stands in the back, is still cautious, timid, all vision is gazing at crystal chief criminal. 回过头,扳着她肩膀的恶龙蕾娜,以及站在背后,依然小心翼翼,胆怯不已的菲妮,所有的目光都在注视着水晶这个罪魁祸首。 „Boss forgives.” Carries on the back also looks like thief at the back of trash of big package, the crystal kneels down decisively, the upper part crawls in the place, instigated the family/home. “蕾娜老大饶命。”背上还像小偷似的背着一大包裹的垃圾,水晶果断下跪,上半身匍匐在地,怂到了家。 „You to were say to look how making me forgive you?” Evil Dragon of being ready to fight, shows the sharp qi smile. “你到是说说看,让我怎么原谅你？”摩拳擦掌的恶龙蕾娜,露出锐气笑容。 „Crystal...... was right, the crystal has the delicacy chicken leg to give to Boss!” The crystal that begs for mercy wholeheartedly touched on the body, gave her chicken leg to fish out one me a moment ago, was startled, when she hides, saw her one to eat obviously, was this fellow the hamster? “水晶……对了,水晶有美味的鸡腿要献给蕾娜老大！”一心求饶的水晶在身上摸了摸,把我刚才给她的鸡腿摸出一只,也是惊了,她什么时候藏起来的,明明见她一口都吃下去了,这家伙是仓鼠吗？ „Although the sincerity was feels, but you think that I was your such glutton? It is not good, said today that what could not forgive you, fool Druid, water jar where?” Evil Dragon reached out me, prepares like to punish the crystal in the past. “虽然诚意是感觉到了,但你以为我是你这样的吃货吗？不行,今天说什么也饶不了你,笨蛋德鲁伊,水缸何在？”恶龙蕾娜向我一伸手,准备像往常那样惩罚水晶。 „Who is all right the water jar belt/bring on the body.” I flip the supercilious look, just before leaving time Valise crowded my inventory in ate, you also had to find. “谁没事会把水缸带在身上。”我翻了翻白眼,临走的时候维拉丝可是把我物品栏里塞满了吃的,你又不是没瞧见。 „Is, water jar type of bored thing, who can bring on the body.” One hear has not punished the item, the crystal is immediately spirited. “就是就是,水缸这种无聊的东西,谁会带在身上。”一听没有惩罚道具,水晶立刻就神气起来了。 „But, other substitute commodities.” Looks appearance that sees her to make, I have to pity, thinks, pulls out an especially big hammer from inventory. “不过,其他代替品也可以吧。”瞄见她作死的模样,我心生怜悯,想了想,从物品栏里掏出一把特大锤子。 Right, is known as 13600 cattys in weight, only then Barbarian can play great war mallet, although in the name has a wooden character, but the hammer head is the iron lump , the wooden handle is also specially-made, by firm and heavy and well-known, although 10,000 jin (0.5 kg) that definitely were exaggerating, but Barbarian still had no to handle even single-handed. 没错,就是号称重达13600斤,只有野蛮人才能耍得动的巨战木锤,虽然名字里带着一个木字,但锤头可是实打实的铁疙瘩,木柄也是特制的,以坚固和沉重而闻名,虽说有一万斤那肯定是夸张了,但就算是野蛮人也没哪个能单手玩得转。 Finds this big mallet, the crystal fresh does not have the love immediately. 瞧见这柄大木锤,水晶顿时生无可恋。 „Un, good, very good, called the hand.” Evil Dragon received the great war mallet single-handed, holds appreciatively several, the satisfactory nod, the mischievous vision fell in the crystal top of the head. “嗯,不错,很好,非常称手。”恶龙蕾娜单手接过巨战木锤,把玩几下,满意的点头,促狭目光落到了水晶头顶上。 „Crystal, let alone I have not taken care of you, now gives you an opportunity of choice.” “水晶,别说我没照顾你,现在就给你一个选择的机会。” „Really?” Lives not to have the crystal that may the love is excited immediately, did not wait for Evil Dragon to say on impatient shouting: „Crystal wants the water jar, in the crystal pocket to have the water jar!” “真的？”生无可恋的水晶顿时激动,不等恶龙蕾娜说完就迫不及待的嚷嚷:“水晶要水缸,水晶兜里有水缸！” I: „......” 我:“……” Really wants to have a look, what disorderly in this goods pocket installed, moreover really also has the water jar, this is brings about own destruction, wants to ride no one time trains hard N vat dragon shapeshift? 实在很想看看,这货兜里到底都装了些什么乱七八糟的,而且竟然还有水缸,这到底算是自寻死路,还是想乘着没人的时候苦练N缸龙变身？ „Now says that is too late.” Evil Dragon sneers, remains unmoved: „I meant, you want to withstand/top the hammer head, wants to withstand/top the tail, can choose one in inside.” “现在才说已经太迟了。”恶龙蕾娜冷笑一声,不为所动:“我的意思是说,你是想顶锤头,还是想顶柄尾,可以在里面选一个。” The crystal secondary does not have the love again, looked at several, referred to a spot on mallet: „Crystal must go against here.” 水晶再次生无可恋,瞄了几眼,指了指木锤上的一个部位:“水晶要顶这里。” „? You to will very select, was withstand/top the water jar to withstand/top experience.” “哦？你到是挺会挑的,是顶水缸顶出了经验么。” A moment later, crystal acclivity wagon top a great war mallet, automatic aware goes out of out of the door to punish by forcing to stand. 片刻之后,水晶头上斜斜顶着一个巨战木锤,自动自觉的走出门外罚站。 How should describe that her present miserable type is good? She is going against spot, is the hammer head and nest in hammer handle attachment point he, seeming like seems the head to be crooked, inclines 60 degrees wore a entire clan ultra-large metal massive flagman, the flagman was linking a small tail...... not, was thickly is also black and is greatly long and straight, almost soon touched place ultra-large Muwei close to. 该怎么形容她现在的惨样好呢？她顶着的部位,是锤头和锤柄连接处的窝丫,看上去就好像头上歪歪扭扭,倾斜六十度的佩戴了一个满族超大型金属块状旗头,旗头连着一根小尾巴……不,是又粗又黑又大又长又直,几乎快要触地的超大木尾巴。 Facing this funny image, I can only call out in alarm a —— wild crystal young lady to appear! 面对她这副滑稽的形象,我只能惊呼一声——野生的水晶格格出现了！ „Wait and see, the hateful pet owner, the fool pet owner, this crystal will not forgive you absolutely, even if mother gives you to speak, the crystal will not easily forgive, the crystal must make in the world everyone know that the crystal gets angry is fearful, absolutely is not a two chicken leg can solve the issue.” The cold wind whiz whiz is going against the crystal of iron lump, low voice honk shouted unceasingly. “等着瞧吧,可恶饲主,笨蛋饲主,这一次水晶绝对不会原谅你,就算妈妈给你说话,水晶也不会轻易原谅,水晶要让天底下所有人都知道水晶发起火来是有多么可怕,绝对不是一个两个鸡腿能解决得了的问题。”寒风嗖嗖之中顶着铁疙瘩的水晶,不断小声嘟嚷。 At this moment, the frank ridicule sound of full screen resounds in the opposite place. 就在这时,满屏幕的爽朗嘲笑声在对面处响起。 Is, is who dares to put salt in this kind of time wound, even the god crystal will not forgive! 是谁,是谁敢在这种时候伤口上撒盐,就算是神水晶也不会原谅！ Two sharp klein cinquefoils, the crystal anger is staring the past, then stares. 咧着两颗尖锐的小龙牙,水晶怒瞪过去,然后一愣。 „Right.” “没错。” „Is we.” “就是我们。” „We.” “还是我们。” „We are we.” “我们就是我们。” „We are......” “我们是……” „Five colors corps!” “五色战队！” In the disorderly wind, five colors, five person's shadows bring BGM, approaches against the wind with stride, shows the strange combination posture that the special forces must candidly admit defeat in front of the crystal. 凌乱风中,五种颜色,五道人影自带BGM,迎风大步走近,在水晶面前摆出了基纽特种部队也要甘拜下风的怪异组合姿势。 „Originally is your five fools, urges to go faster, the crystal Sir has no free time to play with you.” After clearly recognizing five people of status, the crystal has the yawn to give up. “原来是你们这五个笨蛋呀,去去去,水晶大人没空和你们玩。”认清五人的身份后,水晶打着哈欠罢了罢手。 „Stupid crystal.” “愚蠢的水晶。” „The big dragon's first fool crystal.” “巨龙第一笨蛋水晶。” „Takes a look at you now the funny appearance.” “瞧瞧你现在滑稽的样子。” „Before as we of first fool.” “连身为前第一笨蛋的我们。” „Could not bear for you feel sorrowfully.” “都忍不住为你感到悲哀了。” The five colors corps are gesticulating to the crystal head hammer, ridicule again and again. 五色战队对着水晶头上的锤子指手画脚,讥笑连连。 „Nonsense, this is...... this is the reward of Boss to crystal, right, the crystal now is a star( hammer) dragon, so long as collection simultaneous/uniform seven hammers, the crystal was the legendary Divine Dragon!” “胡说,这是……这是蕾娜老大对水晶的奖励,没错,水晶现在已经是一星(锤)龙了,只要集齐了七个锤子,水晶就是传说中的神龙了！” „Wha...... what?” “什……什么？” „Has not heard.” “从来没有听说过。” „A our big dragon clan also has such setting.” “我们巨龙一族还有这样的设定。” „This is certainly false.” “这一定是假的。” „Our five colors corps do not believe!” “我们五色战队不信！” „Ahem, that is because your loyalty to Boss is insufficient, so long as sufficed to turn into crystal this.” At this moment, the crystal also can only brace oneself to pull, she luckily faces similarly is five fools. “哼哼,那是因为你们对蕾娜老大的忠诚度还不够,只要够了就能变成水晶这样了。”此时此刻,水晶也只能硬着头皮扯下去,幸好她面对的同样是五个笨蛋。 „Walks, our looks for Boss proof.” “走,我们这就去找蕾娜老大求证。” „If so.” “如果真是这样。” „We also take a hammer.” “那我们也要一个锤子。” „Our loyalty to Boss.” “我们对蕾娜老大的忠诚。” „Will not be absolutely inferior in the big dragon's first fool crystal!” “绝对不会逊色于巨龙第一笨蛋水晶！” The five colors corps abandon the crystal, the urgent matter breaks in the room one after another, just before leaving first has not forgotten practical joke toward the crystal head iron lump 【Flagman】 Makes an effort one group, driving the hammer to revolve immediately, to maintain balanced does not make it fall down, the crystal also can only the following super revolving, transferred two eyes brave the circle. 五色战队撇下水晶,火烧屁股的鱼贯冲入屋子里,临走前还不忘恶作剧的往水晶头上的铁疙瘩【旗头】用力一拨,带动锤子立刻旋转起来,为了保持平衡不让它掉下去,水晶也只能跟着高速旋转,转的两眼冒圈。 „You...... your five remember to the crystal, the crystal must complain to mother, mother will certainly help the crystal have this tone!” “你们……你们五个给水晶记住,水晶要向妈妈告状,妈妈一定会帮水晶出这口气的！” „Boss.” “蕾娜老大。” Entered the room, five colors corps impatient looking around in all directions, looks for their lords, finally only sees the unexpected form. 进了屋子,五色战队迫不及待的四处张望,寻找她们的主子,结果只看到意想不到的身影。 „Is you.” “是你。” „Is you.” “就是你。” „Human supporting role who cannot remember the name.” “记不住名字的人类配角。” „Why will appear here?” “为什么会出现在这里？” „Why will appear in the place that Boss lives in?” “为什么会出现在蕾娜老大住的地方？” Shortly five colors speedily braves, I also think that did not rush carefully entered Teletubbies filming scene, after calming down, discovered that originally was these five fellows. 眼看五种颜色一溜烟的冒出来,我还以为不小心闯进入了天线宝宝拍摄现场,定了定神之后,才发现原来是这五个家伙。 „Originally is your five fools.” “原来是你们这五个笨蛋呀。” „It is not the fool.” “才不是笨蛋。” „We are.” “我们是。” „New student.” “新生的。” „Invincible.” “无敌的。” „Five colors corps!” “五色战队！” „Here is Eika Layh's family/home is right.” My of composite move fan to the five colors corps had several points of immunity somewhat, at this time is without turning a hair, unemotional investigation correct path. “这里是艾卡莱伊的家才对吧。”我对五色战队的迷之组合动作多多少少有了几分免疫力,此时面不改色,面无表情的纠正道。 „Wrong.” “错。” „Wrong oddness.” “错的离谱。” „Is completely mistaken.” “大错特错。” „All over the world, the paradise of dragon.” “普天之下,龙之乐园。” „All is Boss and our domains.” “全都是蕾娜老大和我们的地盘。” „, I will tell your words to Eika Layh, said that your five announced occupied her family/home.” I am pondering over, even Evil Dragon must by the clothing/taking docile post that Eika Layh manages, these five fellows...... are no exception. “哦,我会把你们这句话告诉给艾卡莱伊,就说你们五个宣布占据了她的家。”我心里琢磨着,连恶龙蕾娜都要被艾卡莱伊管的服服帖贴,这五个家伙……也不例外吧。 Really, listened to my such saying, the five colors corps complexion simultaneous/uniform pale, without hesitation bent big dragon that noble waist. 果然,听我这么一说,五色战队脸色齐齐苍白,毫不犹豫的就弯下了巨龙那高贵的腰肢。 „Sorry, we made a mistake, please must do not tell Eika Layh Boss!” “对不起,我们错了,请务必不要告诉艾卡莱伊老大！” Un, how should say that will not at least brace oneself to do, do these five fellows, such it seems like unexpectedly want intelligently compared with me and crystal little? 嗯,该怎么说呢,至少不会硬着头皮作死,这五个家伙,这么看来竟然比我和水晶要聪明一点点？ „What do you make?” “你们来做什么？” „Naturally was looks for Boss.” Five people with one voice. “当然是来找蕾娜老大了。”五人异口同声。 „She is busy now, has no free time to play with you.” “她现在忙着,没空和你们玩。” „We do not believe.” Five people with one voice. “我们不信。”五人异口同声。 „Hey, fool Druid, sent these five fools to me.” Evil Dragon who crops up from the kitchen, looked that does not see her little brother, like this ordered to me. “喂,笨蛋德鲁伊,给我打发了这五个笨蛋。”从厨房里冒出头的恶龙蕾娜,看也不看她的小弟,这样对我下令道。 „Why is I?” “为什么又是我？” „What's wrong, has not seen me to do the proper matter, said that doesn't want the breakfast?” “怎么,没见我在做正经事,还是说不想吃早餐了？” „Good.” My secret Ricse one, this Evil Dragon, obviously is the kitchen idiot, today actually does not know that which brain is not right, must drill to the kitchen in Layh to and Eika consults, she should not want to intoxicate in my bowl, is not good, waits for will have the breakfast the time I must be careful, eats the half cockroach and so on event likely happened at any time. “好吧。”我暗地里切了一声,这恶龙蕾娜,明明是个厨房白痴,今天却不知道哪根脑筋不对劲,非得钻到厨房里向碧丝和艾卡莱伊请教,她该不会是想在我碗里下毒吧,不好,等会吃早餐的时候我得小心着点,吃到半截蟑螂之类的事件随时可能发生。 Should the present issue, how send these five fools? Right. I hit a sound to refer to gently. 现在的问题,是该怎么打发这五个笨蛋呢？对了。我轻轻打了个响指。 „When do your five colors corps establish?” “你们的五色战队是什么时候创立的？” „Why can ask this matter?” “为什么要问这种事？” „To keep firmly in mind great moment that our five colors corps are born?” “想牢记我们五色战队诞生的伟大时刻吗？” „Ahem, this idea is not incomprehensible.” “哼哼,这种想法也不是不能理解。” „Then our showing mercy told you.” “那么我们就大发慈悲的告诉你吧。” After simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform said that is the fan long time silence. 齐齐说完之后,是迷之良久的沉默。 „Hey, you to tell me? How to speak?” “喂,你们到是告诉我呀？怎么不说话了？” „When is...... is coming, Chester?” “是……是什么时候来着,切斯特？” „Do not ask that I the fool, how would I know, asked Zallin goes.” “别问我啊笨蛋,我哪知道,问阿萨琳去。” „Ha? Why can I record this bored matter is not possible?” “哈？为什么我非得记这种无聊的事情不可？” In an instant, five colors corps oneself made, who was said a moment ago this was the great moment? How to turn into the bored matter in an instant, you, were too naive, must learn from my senior, for example I was very that clear that day I passed through, great moment that the Savior arrived at...... 转眼间,五色战队就自己闹开了,刚才是谁说这是伟大时刻来着？怎么一转眼就变成了无聊事情了,你们呀,还是太天真了,得向我这个前辈多学习学习,比如说我就很清楚我穿越的那一天,救世主降临的伟大时刻…… Which day is? Ok, goes back to ask that Ral they, the detail does not need to care. 到底是哪天来着？算了,回去问问拉尔他们吧,细节不必在意。 „cough cough.” I cough lightly several: „You did not say the establishment of five colors corps, using crystal appearance as a turning point?” “咳咳。”我轻咳数声:“你们不是说五色战队的创立,是以水晶的出现为契机吗？” „Right right, has said like this.” “没错没错,是这样说过。” „Is when the fool crystal comes back.” “就是在笨蛋水晶回来的时候。” „We got rid of the nickname of five colors fool finally.” “我们终于摆脱了五色笨蛋的外号。” „Crystal is the first fool in paradise of dragon.” “水晶才是龙之乐园的第一笨蛋。” „On that day.” “就在那一天。” „Then, little said that also had several months?” “这么说来,少说也有好几个月了？” „Right, very much so.” Five people of both hands hold the chest, finally retrieved the imposing manner, words saying that is I helps you think good. “没错,正是如此。”五人双手抱胸,终于找回了刚才的气势,话说是我帮你们想起来的好么。 „Several months, this was also too pitiful, not already completely obsolete?” I wiped a corner of the eye hypocritically. “好几个月呀,这也太可怜了,不是已经完全过时了吗？”我假惺惺的抹了一把眼角。 „What did you say?” “你说什么？” „Cannot insult our five colors corps.” “不许侮辱我们五色战队。” „We thought for a long time for a long time.” “我们可是想了好久好久。” „Thinks of this powerful name.” “才想到这个威风凛凛的名字。” „Is such strong, invincible!” “就是这么强,无敌！” „In the concept of our human, a nickname, used for a month to trade, used a half year of that is old was obsolete, like me, traded the nickname frequently, cape male, twin stars, Savior, eighth Lesser Evil, doing odd jobs elder, harem elder, hundred clan crown princes, obsolete cape male, human form from walking bulldozer, protagonist idea face average per person intelligence quotient Druid anything, the nickname were many went, this thinks that your big dragon will keep pace with the times, walks in the vanguard of time, has not thought that was so unexpectedly backward, one. The nickname used for several months not to trade, put on for several months not to wash like clothes/armor, won't feel uncomfortable?” “在我们人类的观念里呀,一个外号,用了一个月就该换了,用了半年那就已经是老土过时了,就像我,也是经常换外号,斗篷男呀,双子星呀,救世主呀,第八魔王呀,打杂长老呀,后宫长老呀,百族亲王呀,过时斗篷男呀,人形自走推土机呀,主角心路人脸人均智商德鲁伊呀什么的,外号多了去了,本以为你们巨龙会更加与时俱进,走在时代的先锋,没想到竟然如此落后,一个外号用了几个月都不换,就像一件衣服穿上几个月不洗,难道就不会觉得不舒服吗？” I pulled the spanner finger, the innermost feelings are sorrowful, why tricks each time others time can from black one? My this was, what to make the mistake? 我扳了扳手指头,内心悲哀,为什么每次忽悠别人的时候都要自黑一遍呢？我这是怎么了,到底做错了什么？ Perhaps was blown by I many nicknames, five fool faces shocking could not speak, for a long time stutter opens the mouth. 或许是被我诸多的外号镇住了,五个笨蛋一脸震惊的说不出话来,许久才结结巴巴开口。 „.” “没想到。” „Trivial human has progressed unexpectedly this degree.” “区区人类竟然已经进步到了这种程度。” „Did our big dragon lose?” “我们巨龙输了吗？” „No, we did not have.” “不,我们还没有。” „A big dragon clan, is saved by our five.” “巨龙一族,就由我们五个来拯救。” Gets hold of the fist, the five colors corps gets up highly-spirited: „Starting today, we also want to trade nickname every month a time, will not lose to human absolutely.” 握紧拳头,五色战队斗志高昂起来:“从今天开始,我们也要每个月换一次外号,绝对不会输给人类。” „It seems like you came to understand finally, is really may celebrate encouraging, was right, my happen to have a nickname to suit you, was inferior how you do take away to refer to?” As soon as I pat the palm, smiled unusual bright. “看来你们终于觉悟了,真是可喜可贺,哦对了,我这正好有一个外号适合你们,不如你们拿去参考一下如何？”我一拍手心,笑的异常灿烂。 ...... …… The dragon nest center, above the highest Jianfeng, today's Dragon King Sir is a person is also having the breakfast alone. 龙巢中心,最高的剑峰之上,今天的龙王大人也是一个人孤零零的吃着早餐。 „Oh, young are not willing to come back, is that human Druid mistakes.” The sigh that Hatty look becomes overcast talked to oneself, explodes the meatball to squeeze in the mouth, ruthlessly chewing. “唉,小蕾奥娜都不愿意回来了,都是那个人类德鲁伊的错。”哈迪神色凄凄的叹息自语,一个炸肉丸塞入嘴中,狠狠嚼着。 At this moment, brings the BGM five straight forms, both hands holds the chest, stands erect against the wind, powerful appearance in entrance place. 就在这时,自带BGM的五道笔直身影,双手抱胸,迎风矗立,威风凛凛的出现在门口处。 „, Is your five little fellows, good, comes, accompanies my pitiful Dragon King to have the breakfast together.” “哦,是你们五个小家伙呀,也好,过来吧,陪我这个可怜的龙王一起吃早餐。” „Wrong.” “错。” „We are not the five colors corps.” “我们已经不是五色战队了。” „Present we, had obtained the new life.” “现在的我们,已经获得了新生。” „Favored.” “看好了。” „We are brand-new, more powerful strength......” “我们全新的,更强大的力量……” Five colors corps each one takes forward one step, exhibits of composite move brand-new fan. 五色战队各自向前迈出一步,摆出全新的迷之组合动作。 „Stable.” “稳定。” „Intimate.” “贴心。” „Joyful.” “快乐。” „Wisdom.” “智慧。” „Credible.” “靠谱。” With one voice: „Tubing cross reaches, on the same day reached, next day reached, decides day to reach, the mission must reach, we were the —— rookies alliances!” 异口同声:“四通一达,当日达,次日达,定日达,使命必达,我们是——菜鸟联盟！” Hatty is dumbfounded, in the mouth that half explodes the meatball slowly from the opening falls...... 哈迪目瞪口呆,半颗炸肉丸缓缓从张大的嘴巴里掉落下来…… ... 。。。