**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** After leaving the dreamland, does not know how long rested, consciousness finally murky sobers, strenuous opening eyes, then just like said the salt fish sword, came a close contact with the strange ceiling. 离开梦境之后,不知道睡了多久,意识终于昏昏沉沉的清醒过来,费力的睁开眼,正如那把咸鱼剑所说,又和陌生的天花板来了一次亲密接触。 „Big...... Sir, the long Boss person awoke...... the long Boss person to wake!” “大……大人,长老大人醒了……长老大人醒过来了！” Also before without I take a look at several this day top boards with enough time carefully, compares has what differences, side hears a flustered qiang liang sound, probably who whiz stands all of a sudden, makes the stool but actually, by the sound that the stool of dropping down trips. 还没等我来得及仔细瞅上几眼这天花板和以前相比到底有什么不同之处,旁边就传来一阵慌慌张张的蹡踉声,好像是谁嗖一下子站起来,将凳子弄倒,紧接着又被倒下的凳子绊倒的声音。 Really is a rash person, can't be calm? It is not the matter at the worst, wants much study study me, has been able in the first time of waking, to make a comparison with strange ceiling one by one through the ages. 真是个冒失鬼,就不能再冷静一点吗？又不是什么大不了的事情,要多学学我,已经能够在醒过来的第一时刻,拿古往今来的陌生天花板一一做对比了。 Sir? 大人？ In a flash, I think the master who sound is Valise, has the similarity, but the next second, I recognized. 一瞬间,我以为声音的主人是维拉丝,有着相似之处,但是不过下一秒,我就认出来了。 Is right, is really, isn't the big expert of false domain level? How to be tripped also by the stool. 是碧丝才对,真是的,不已经是伪领域级的大高手了吗？怎么还会被凳子绊倒。 I sit strenuously, planned that gets out of bed to hold to the rash person young maidservant, body not as I expected is much better, this thinks tries several times to sit up, actually one time completing. 我吃力的坐起来,打算下床将冒失鬼小侍女给拉扶起来,身体出乎我意料的要好一些,本以为得尝试几次才能坐起,却一次给完成了。 However, only achieved this situation, is not does not want to attempt to get out of bed, but is already fast stood up, stopped my movement. 不过,也只做到了这种地步,不是不想尝试下床,而是碧丝已经飞快站了起来,制止了我的动作。 „The long Boss person, your wound did not have, was unable to get up.” “长老大人,你的伤还没好,还不能起来。” The sound of gentle valuables, has the firm plea tone, if as if I do not defer to doing that she said that she such continuously, continuously is staring at me with the desire look of small creature. 温柔细软的声音,却带着坚定的恳求语气,似乎如果我不按照她说的做,她就会这么一直的,一直的用小动物的乞求眼神盯着我。 „Also...... also good...... the body......” probably is lying down was too long, throat dry belches smoke, I blink to present, squeeze the smile. “还……还行吧……身体……”大概是躺的太久了,嗓子一阵干涩冒烟,我冲眼前的碧丝眨了眨眼,挤出笑容。 „Can...... the point drink a water to me? Gives me the water to drink...... my little darling to lie down......” “能给我……点喝点水吗？给我水喝……我就乖乖躺下……” „...... Good, good, the long Boss person waits a bit, quick good.” “啊……好的,好的,长老大人稍等,很快就好。” Does not need to listen, light/only hears my hoarse sound, has turned around to pour water, is hurried, careful kisses/intimate, if the false domain level big expert were tripped by a stool again, but must the fellows by greenwood bar be treated as joke for a lifetime. 根本不需要听完,光是听到我嘶哑的声音,碧丝就已经转过身去倒水了,又是急急忙忙的,小心点啊碧丝亲,伪领域级大高手要是再被一张凳子绊倒,可就要被绿林酒吧的家伙们当做一辈子的笑话了。 At this time, the door was knocked knocking suddenly, did not wait accordingly, one group of child every large or small beautiful young girls of flushed one after another, walked in front was not violent rash Evil Dragon, she did not have direct foot door to trample, but polite knocking on a door, has first made me a little feel extremely flattered. 这时候,房门忽地被敲了敲,不等应声,一帮子大大小小的美少女就鱼贯冲进来,走在前头的可不是暴力毛躁的恶龙蕾娜,她没有直接一脚把门踹开而是先礼貌的敲了门,就已经让我有点受宠若惊了。 Although first walks, but first opens the mouth actually follows Eika Layh. 虽然是先走进来,但先开口的却是紧随其后的艾卡莱伊。 „Elder, your body how, fortunately?” “长老阁下,你的身体如何了,还好吗？” Can't you who „even the pharmacists of our alliance also understand together, see? But is routine is injured this degree, lies down well.” “连我们联盟的药师一道也深谙的你,难道看不出吗？只不过是例行受伤这种程度而已,躺躺就好。” „Routine is injured...... the elder is really , must crack a joke by this kind of time.” Eika Layh that calm pretty face, revealed the color of light knowing whether to laugh or cry. “例行受伤……长老阁下真是的,到了这种时候还要开玩笑。”艾卡莱伊那张沉稳俏丽面庞,也露出了淡淡的哭笑不得之色。 „The wound that you receive is very serious, seriously to placing on other human adventurer already died the degree, do not think is only the wound on physical body does not care.” “你受的伤很严重,严重到放在别的人类冒险者身上早就死了的程度,别以为只是肉体上的创伤就不在乎。” Hears is so serious, the small hand who who Eika Layh said frightens trembles, almost pounds on the cup me. 听到艾卡莱伊说的那么严重,碧丝吓的小手一颤,差点把杯子砸到我头上。 „Eika Layh, you were not said to me before like this.” “艾卡莱伊,你之前可不是这样对我说的。” „This......” exposed before the partner shortly, Eika Layh's embarrassed smiling of: „Had not been worried that you were too anxious, but after all you...... no matter how said, you looked, your long Boss person is now safe and sound, should rejoice be right, how can stretch a face?” “这个嘛……”眼看在拍档面前暴露了,艾卡莱伊不好意思的笑了笑:“还不是担心你太紧张了,毕竟你可是……不管怎么说,你看,你的长老大人现在已经安然无恙了,应该高兴才对,怎么能绷着一张脸呢？” „This is two matters, can Eika Layh, later do not deceive me? Although I know that I was frightened easily, you are cared that I said that but...... this matter......” was saying only is saying, eye socket moist flood was red. “这是两回事,艾卡莱伊,以后可以不要这么欺瞒我吗？虽然我知道我容易受惊吓,你是关心我才这么说,但是唯独……唯独这种事……”说着说着,碧丝的眼眶就湿润泛红了。 „Okay good, I ensure I guaranteed did not deceive you, asked not to cry, you looked that your long Boss person thirstily was bad.” “好好好,我保证,我保证不欺瞒你了,拜托别哭了,你看你的长老大人都渴坏了。” Eika Layh holds their palms together, surrenders again and again, I in the funniness that the one side looks, has not thought that this will combine to the dragon knight will present such interesting one unexpectedly, steady mature Eika Layh, will not have in delicate front means. 艾卡莱伊双手合十,连连投降,我在一旁看的好笑,没想到这对龙骑士组合竟然会出现这么有趣的一幕,稳重成熟的艾卡莱伊,在性格柔弱的碧丝面前一点办法都没有。 Hears Eika Layh's words, has turned head hastily, prepares feeds the water to me, suddenly, she responded slow racket is blushing bashfully, turns head to correct one again. 听到艾卡莱伊的话,碧丝连忙又回过头,准备给我喂水,忽然,她反应慢一拍的羞红着脸,再次回过头去纠正一句。 „...... It is not...... is not my long Boss person, Eika Layh you is really, liked playing with the person.” “才……才不是……不是我的长老大人,艾卡莱伊你真是的,太喜欢作弄人了。” Did not argue good, after arguing, did not have the means facing me, lowered the head stubbornly, as to make the pitch-black bangs that let fall straightly block from her red face completely, handed over the water. 不辩解还好,辩解完了后,碧丝更没有办法面对我,死死低着头,似乎想让笔直垂落的乌黑刘海将她的通红面庞完全遮住,才将水递上来。 „......” “……” That anything, kisses/intimate, the eye of human, can only burst into tears, without the means drinks water, therefore...... 那啥,碧丝亲,人类的眼睛呢,是只能流泪,没办法喝水的,所以说…… „ahh, was really unable to continue watching, because of your fool Druid, always slow-going, drinks water not to drink continually, looks my.” “啊啊,真是看不下去了,都是因为你这笨蛋德鲁伊,才老是磨磨蹭蹭磨磨蹭蹭的,连喝口水都喝不上,看我的。” Unexpected, Evil Dragon erupted at this time suddenly, cup that has snatched, harboring evil intentions approaches toward me. 出乎意料,恶龙蕾娜忽然在这时候爆发了,一把抢过碧丝的杯子,不怀好意的朝我逼近。 „What you...... do you want to make?” My voice shivers. “你……你要做什么？”我声音颤抖。 „Naturally is —— this, drinks!” She puts out a hand suddenly, pinches the lower jaw to pry open my mouth forcefully, then fills the water in cup. “当然是——这样,喝！”她忽然一伸手,捏着下颚把我的嘴巴强行撬开,然后把杯子里的水灌进来。 How...... should say that although the movement is very uncouthly, but pours water actually accidental/surprised is very careful, has no way to compare with gentle feeding like that but has not at least imagined was being choked by the water. 呃……该怎么说呢,虽然动作是很粗鲁,但倒水的时候却意外的很细致,和碧丝那般温柔的喂是没法比,但至少没有想象中的被水呛着。 However, like this treats the sick person really? 但是,这样对待病号真的可以吗？ One cup of water drink, the dry throat was eased, I am finding out the sound to protest, this Evil Dragon actually does not give the opportunity, turned around to run up to behind the crowd to hide , calculated you to be smart, otherwise I depend the status of sick person today, complained the pattern firepower full, was mad to become Hou the buttocks your face bashfully, looked that you do dare really to brandish the fist to me. 一杯水喝下,干涸的喉咙得到了缓解,我正想出声抗议,这恶龙蕾娜却不给机会,转身就跑到人群后面躲起来了,啧,算你机灵,否则今天我就仗着自己病号的身份,吐槽模式火力全开,把你的脸羞气成猴屁股咯,看你敢不敢真的对我挥舞拳头。 „Cousin meow?” After Evil Dragon, before the little false mother collects comes up, tilts the head visits me, a quite puzzled appearance. “表哥喵？”在恶龙蕾娜之后,菲妮小伪娘凑前上来,歪头看着我,一副颇为不解的样子。 „Why are you always injured meow?” “你为什么老是受伤喵？” This issue asked was very abstruse, I also want to ask itself, why always injured. 这个问题问的很深奥,我也想问问自己,为什么老是要受伤。 The being lost in thought moment , I looked at suddenly, looked at itself again, looked, becomes clenches jaws. 陷入沉思片刻,忽地,我看了看菲妮,再看了看自己,又看了看菲妮,变得咬牙切齿。 „Also is not the relations of your tragedy emperor Raven mouth!” “还不都是你这悲剧帝乌鸦嘴的关系！” Originally the tragedy emperor and accurate tragedy emperor gathering same place, did not have the good deed to happen certainly, poisonous milk of this goods also before the test my, without dying are lucky. 本来悲剧帝和准悲剧帝凑到一块,就准没好事发生了,这货在考验之前还毒奶了我一口,没死就已经是万幸了。 „Meow wū meow!” Had a scare by my vicious vision, called out in grief hastily was running off, now the stature does not have the means to get out of bed, I must tie up with the carapace you hang in the entrance exorcise evil spirits! “喵呜喵！”被我凶狠的目光吓了一跳,菲妮连忙悲鸣着跑开了,今个儿要不是没办法起床,我非得用龟甲缚将你吊在门口上辟邪！ At this moment, in the crowd drills one to sprout/moe the crystal stupid. 就在这时,人群之中钻出一只蠢萌水晶。 She walks with stride, eye of band of light firm, what important words had to my pet owner to say? 她大步走过来,目光带着坚定,是有什么重要的话想对我这个饲主说吗？ „Pet owner, the crystal had the words to say.” “饲主,水晶有话要说。” „Ehm? What words?” I must acknowledge, I was blown by her imposing manner slightly. “嗯啊？什么话？”我得承认,我被她的气势稍稍镇住了。 „Wanted the god of belief, the pet owner to be able not getting sick indolence, believed the crystal, omnipotent certainly will save pet owner that pitiful intelligence quotient and luck.” She lifts up high both hands, devout saying. “只要信仰之神教,饲主就能无病无痛了,相信水晶,无所不能的一定会拯救饲主那可悲的智商和运气。”她高举双手,虔诚的说道。 You first govern your head. 你先治治你的脑袋吧。 „Ok, next.” My unemotional waves to hint, were this goods brainwashed not to restore to the present? Although my responsibility, but can also really be stupidly extremely heartshaking and moving to this degree. “好了,下一个。”我面无表情的挥手示意,这货被洗脑了到现在还没有恢复过来吗？虽说是我的责任,但能笨到这种程度也着实惊天地泣鬼神了。 „Was long Boss person belly hungry? Here cooked hot soup, the words that does not mind taste.” Ouna gives the hot soup also in shy, blinks the suggestion to her. “长老大人肚子饿了吗？我这里炖了一点热汤,不介意的话尝一尝吧。”欧娜将热汤递给还在害羞的碧丝,冲她眨眼暗示。 „The long Boss person, I...... my......” Charsi looks at the hand that is empty, loses presence of mind flustered. “长老大人,我……我那个……”恰西看着空无一物的手,慌张失措。 „Having this heart was good.” I to the Charsi pressure the hand, making her calm down, even if you bring the gift to me, I cannot eat up now, if the soup but actually good. “有这份心就好了。”我冲恰西压压手,让她冷静下来,就算你们给我带来慰问品,我现在也吃不下呀,如果是汤的话倒还好。 „Ok, the elder must continue to rest to heal from a wound, today stops, can, be exhausted you to continue to look after the elder?” “好了,长老阁下还要继续多休息养伤,今天就到此为止吧,碧丝,能劳烦你继续照看长老阁下吗？” Saw similarly, was Eika Layh of master makes noise, leading one group of people to go one after another, was really comes also to hurry away also in a hurry. 见差不多了,身为主人的艾卡莱伊出声,带着一群人鱼贯而去,真是来也匆匆去也匆匆。 Evil Dragon as if also had what words to say, just before leaving first ominous stared my one eyes, the crystal also had the words, but I know that she wants to say anything, it seems like after and other recovered, must give her counter- brainwashing one to be good. 恶龙蕾娜似乎还有什么话想说,临走前凶巴巴的瞪了我一眼,水晶也有话,不过我知道她想说什么,看来等身体恢复以后得给她反洗脑一下才行。 Very shy, but at least can feed to me normally, after drinking hot soup that Ouna cooks, a body warmth, the feeling of weariness attack, under the gentle care of young maidservant, I lies down, blurry and fell asleep. 碧丝还是很害羞,不过至少能正常给我喂食了,喝下欧娜炖的热汤后,身体一阵暖洋洋,倦意来袭,在小侍女的温柔照料下,我重新躺下,迷迷糊糊的又睡着了。 In a flash several days pass by, when the third time waking, I could the shapeshift COSPLAY bear, be in the launching phase that the injury heals, body that is good express, in an instant has been able to eat to drink, occasionally can also get out of bed, goes out to sun under supporting by the arm, simply stick dá. 一晃数天过去,在第三次醒过来的时候,我就已经能够变身COSPLAY熊,进入伤势愈合的起飞阶段了,身体那是好的特别快,转眼就已经能吃能喝,偶尔还能下床,在碧丝的搀扶下出去晒晒太阳,简直棒棒哒。 Just, on healing from a wound this point, fully is the Valise reprint, so long as my day has not recovered, she will be fixing the eyes on, at times does not forget to make me rest, this young maidservant strength became stronger, the skill of man-to-man also grows perceptibly, is really the crevice that a point makes could not find, the dizzy that a day 24 hours, 16 hours rests, crossed on the clothes mixing that put out a hand to be waited on hand and foot to eat to wait for death completely the life. 只不过,在养伤这一点上面,碧丝十足就是维拉丝的翻版,只要我一天没有痊愈,她就会紧盯着,时时不忘让我多休息,这小侍女实力变强了,盯人的本事也见长,真是一点作死的空隙都找不到,一天二十四小时,十六个小时都睡的晕乎乎,完全过上了衣来伸手饭来张口的混吃等死生活。 Although this is my life ultimate objective, but is also too exaggerating, she has read some strange books, for example «Enters Rural Road to riches —— To teach You To become Billionaire in Pig farm» and so on. 虽说这是我的人生终极目标,但碧丝也太夸张吧,她是不是看过一些奇怪的书,比如说《走进农村致富路——教你在养猪场里成为亿万富翁》之类的。 Look today is to rest blurry, opening eyes, the belly was hungry, this thinks that quick can hear own gentle voice, has the hot delicacy, has not thought welcomed was actually the icy vision. 这不,今天又是睡的迷迷糊糊,睁开眼,肚子饿了,本以为很快就能听到碧丝亲的温柔声音,吃到热乎乎的美味,没想到迎来的却是冷冰冰的目光。 Turns the head to look, I have a scare, how is Evil Dragon to sit in the bedside, is she is taking care of me?, It is not the attendance rather is monitors, that ominous expression. 转头一看,我吓了一大跳,怎么是恶龙蕾娜坐在床边上,难道是她在照顾我？不不不,与其说是照顾不如说是监视吧,那副凶巴巴的表情。 „?” I asked that about looked around, seeks the gentleness of young maidservant. “碧丝呢？”我问道,左右张望,寻求小侍女的温柔。 „Very disappointed, is not, but is I.” Evil Dragon presses the upper part, wear a look of the smile of not being able to see a happy expression. “很失望是不是,不是碧丝而是我。”恶龙蕾娜将上半身压过来,面带着看不出一丝笑意的笑容。 „Naturally is...... cough cough , generally was not disappointed.” I cough lightly several, felt that killing intent, the body had gotten better, Evil Dragon could not have borne her violent fist? It is not good, I must relax, cannot do. “当然是……咳咳,不是了,一般失望而已。”我轻咳数声,感觉到了杀意,身体已经好转了许多,难道恶龙蕾娜已经忍不住她的暴力拳头了？不好,我得悠着点,不能太作死。 „Snort, you to are very honest.” “哼,你到是挺诚实的嘛。” „Where where.” My hollow laugh several, are long time silence, looking at each other that both of us are dumbfounded, is not knowing how should open the mouth, or is waiting for the opposite party opens the mouth, the atmosphere is exceptionally strange, so long as before our two gathering same place, did not bicker fights, cannot stop, which has experienced awkwardly like this silent, made the person whole body uncomfortable simply. “哪里哪里。”我干笑数声,然后是良久的沉默,我们俩大眼瞪小眼的对视着,不知道该怎么开口,或者说都在等待对方开口,气氛异常古怪,以前只要我们两个凑到一块,不是斗嘴就是打架,根本消停不下来,哪经历过这样的尴尬沉默,简直让人浑身难受。 Naturally, the silent reason, Evil Dragon I do not know, me I know. 当然,沉默的原因,恶龙蕾娜我不知道,我自己这边我是知道的。 That test, although does not know that after own stupor in the past, exactly had anything, but the matter, enough had been often recalled before by oneself, can feel and asks to hold same level in the dreamland with that the salt fish sword was ashamed. 那场考验,虽然不知道在自己昏迷过去之后,到底发生了什么,但是之前发生的事情,已经足够让自己每每回想起来,都能感受到和在梦境中跟那把咸鱼剑求抱抱一样等级的羞耻了。 Is this person will die its word also good alternative edition? Oneself in the heart deep place twittering such ashamed words, this will be why unscientific, I with this Evil Dragon obviously am the opponent of being unable to co-exist, such setting is right, even if changed the screenwriter unable to change randomly! 难道这就是人之将死其言也善的另类版本么？为什么自己会在心底深处呢喃出那样的羞耻话语,这不科学,我和这恶龙蕾娜明明是势不两立的对手,这样的设定才对,就算换了编剧也不能乱改呀！ Now, I highest highest highest hope, is hopes that Evil Dragon has not heard, has not heard me at that time in these words of heart deep place, I did not count on that she has not heard completely, after all at that time in the dim mind reading I know, her some sounds I also heard. 现在,我最大最大最大的希望,就是希望恶龙蕾娜没有听见,没听见我当时在心底深处的那些话语,我也不指望她完全没有听到,毕竟那时候处于朦朦胧胧的心灵感应我还是知道的,她的一些声音我也听到了。 Only hopes at least at least, these most close( shames) key( shame) bidding goodbye to be heard was enough by her. 只希望至少的至少,那些最关(羞)键(耻)的话别被她听见就行了。 Then, I can shame her ruthlessly, your violent small female dragon, lay in thin that on my chest cries at that time crash-bang, that delicate appearance, I remember, kneels to ask me very much clearly a bit faster, I will consider that did not say. 然后,我就可以狠狠羞辱她一番,你这暴力小母龙,当时趴在我胸口上哭的稀里哗啦,那副柔弱的样子,我可是记得很清楚哦,快点跪下来求我,我才会考虑不说出去。 Although felt like this will say definitely punch very miserably and that's the end. 虽然感觉这样说肯定会被揍的很惨就是了。 When some Druid such is ashamed, while is fantasizing time, thoughts almost are also exactly the same. 当某德鲁伊这么一边羞耻着,一边幻想着的时候,蕾奥娜的心思几乎也是一模一样。 This fool, should not hear, should not hear my then words, these bewildered actions that I make, he should not detect that is right, this is impossible, how even if to be angry again, oneself solemn dragon clan princess, how possibly makes that matter, said that words, certainly by mysterious strength from East operating, became involuntary. 这笨蛋,应该没听见吧,应该没听见我当时的话,还有我做的那些莫名其妙举动,他应该也没察觉到才对,这不可能,就算再怎么生气,自己堂堂的龙族公主,怎么可能做出那种事情,说出那种话,一定是被一股来自东方的神秘力量给操纵了,变得身不由己。 Recalled at that time, not only oneself weak lying complained tearfully on this fool Druid chest, to finally even...... even also...... also initiative...... ahh!!! Do not think, do not think that again bastard, I do not want me not to want, that absolutely is not I!!! 回想起当时,自己不仅软弱的趴在这笨蛋德鲁伊胸膛上哭诉,到最后甚至……甚至还……还主动的……啊啊啊！！！别想起来了,别再想起来了混蛋,我不要我不要,那绝对不是我！！！ The picture in mind frames in one, seasonal delicacies bashful whips the forehead unceasingly, as if does this can the ashamed powder of picture in brain patting. 脑海里的画面定格在某一幕,蕾奥娜顿时羞臊的不断拍打脑门,似乎这样做就能将脑子里的羞耻画面给拍散。 Although said that thinks this fool Druid could not feel completely, is not possible, after all at that time also induced something, but at least, at least these essential words, oneself do particularly under the mysterious Eastern strength operation that bewildered does not know that the strange action of sense of honor, he should not detect that is right. 虽然说认为这笨蛋德鲁伊完全感觉不到,是不可能的,毕竟那时候自己也感应到了一些东西,但至少,至少那些关键的话,尤其是自己在神秘的东方力量操纵下做出来的那莫名其妙不知廉耻的奇怪举动,他应该没有察觉到才对。 If detected, used the physical method to make him forget! 如果察觉到了,就用物理手段让他忘掉！ ... 。。。