**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „I calculated, the answer was...... nine! Right!!!” “我算出来了,答案是……九！没错吧！！！” Crystal: „......” 水晶:“……” I: „......” 我:“……” : „......” 蕾奥娜:“……” „What kind of, was guessed right by me, had had nothing to say in reply?” Sees the crystal not to open the mouth long time, I happily shook five hand fingers. “怎么样,被我猜对了,已经无言以对了吗？”见水晶良久不开口,我更加得意的晃了晃五根手指头。 „...... This matter, you wait/etc...... you wait/etc......” crystal had not as if been in a daze a moment ago, this quickly grasps the meaning of something comes soberly, flustered gesticulation, pulls own small finger to go all out several, 12 three 4~5, 54,321...... “没……没有这回事,你等等……你等等……”水晶刚才似乎在发呆,这才一个激灵清醒过来,慌慌张张的比手画脚,扳着自己的小指头拼命数着,一二三四五,五四三二一…… „I said a moment ago, your fool first do not prepare the answer, temporarily near remembers the number anxiously, must let my does person who accepts the test how teach you to count?” “我刚才都说了,你这蠢才自己不先准备好答案,临时临急才想起去数,难道还要让我这个接受考验的人教你怎么数？” „Quarrelling...... was noisy, the wordy words, try to disturb the examination official to calculate right key reason on the by fool pet owner, determines you to be defeated.” Some crystal becoming angry out of shame shouted to shout. “吵……吵死人了,再啰嗦的话,就以笨蛋饲主试图干扰考官计算正确答案这个理由,判定你们失败。”水晶有些恼羞成怒的嚷嚷道。 „Good, I do not disturb you and that's the end, you calculate slowly.” “好,我不打扰你就是了,你慢慢算。” I sneer, the courage is big, depending oneself was the examination official is rampant, forgot who was the floor of food chain, very good, after waiting for this test to finish, looked how I tidied up you, the men and women mixed the pingpong doubles are cheap you, when the time comes my Ratsey men and women mixed three people of basketball party, five people of regular teams, even was 11 people of soccer party same places, your buttocks, when soccer beating up. 我心里冷笑一声,胆子不小嘛,仗着自己是考官就嚣张起来了,忘记了谁才是食物链的底层,很好,等这次考验结束以后看我怎么收拾你,男女混合乒乓双打都是便宜了你,到时候我拉齐个男女混合三人篮球小队,五人正规队伍,甚至是十一人足球小队一起,把你的屁股当足球给揍扁咯。 The crystal is pulling the finger headage some little time, concrete am how long I do not know, is in any case longer, this that I calculate fully showed that her intelligence quotient is far inferior I, while I am enjoying the superiority feeling in intelligence quotient, wallows individually uncorrectable time, with great difficulty, the crystal seemingly calculated the accuracy answer in her mind finally. 水晶扳着手指头数了好一会儿,具体是多久我不知道,反正是比我算的还要久,这充分证明她的智商远不及我,正当我享受着智商上的优越感,沉迷其中不可自拔的时候,好不容易,水晶终于貌似计算出了她心目中的准确答案。 „Mistake, the fool pet owner miscalculated, is not nine, bah, the pet owner is really a idiot, the first pass/test failed, dumbfounded, goes home to repair a bit faster.” “错错错,笨蛋饲主算错了,根本就不是九个,呸,饲主真是个大笨蛋,第一关就失败了,傻眼了吧,快点回家重修去吧。” , Some sane nerve break, very good, has decided that is 11 people of mix system soccers. 咔嚓一声,某根理智神经断裂,很好,已经决定了,就是十一人的混合制足球。 Suppresses the present to begin a wave of impulsion, I use the look to hack the crystal ruthlessly: „Are you come really?” 强忍着现在就动手一波的冲动,我用眼神狠狠剐着水晶:“你是来真的？” „Naturally...... was natural, but the crystal...... is very...... very...... slightly...... slightly is so little, little point point earnest.” Under my vision gazes at fixedly, new promote made the dead emperor crystal as if to recall that was controlled terrifying and despair of covering by the mixed doubles, the sound was getting more and more weak, the neck more shrank is shorter, finally almost turned into the weeping voice. “当然……当然了,水晶可是……可是很……很……稍微……稍微的有那么一点点,一点点点点的认真的。”在我的目光瞪视下,新晋作死帝水晶似乎又回想起了被男女混合双打所支配笼罩的恐怖和绝望,声音越来越弱,脖子越缩越短,最后几乎变成了哭腔。 „Very good, how many then you told me the right key are, making me lose to understand, what kind of?” “很好,那么你告诉我正确答案是多少,让我输个明白,怎么样？” „This...... this......” does not seem to think that I will get to the root of a matter, the crystal does not have the protection, a face feels helpless. “这……这……”似乎没想到我会追根究底,水晶毫无防备的,一脸不知所措。 „What's wrong, your accuracy answer does not know, said I was wrong?” “怎么,你连准确答案都不知道,就说我错了？” „Who...... who said that the crystal knows certainly, but does not have this necessity saying that in any case is not nine, how regardless of wants possibly is not nine, absolutely is not!” “谁……谁说的,水晶当然知道,只是没有这个必要说出来,反正不是九个,无论怎么想都不可能是九个,绝对不是！” Under my aggressiveness, unceasingly retroceding, the look even more is moving fast with the afraid crystal, actually the unexpected tenaciousness and stubbornness, are shaking the head unceasingly, is not willing to change the final outcome. 在我的咄咄逼人之下,不断后退着,眼神越发飘忽和心虚的水晶,却出乎意料的顽强和顽固,不断摇着头,就是不愿意改变最终结果。 „Snort, stupid crystal, since you cannot give a accuracy answer, then, makes my mathematical emperor tell you, why must be nine, by nine nature and uniqueness surely!” “哼,愚蠢的水晶哟,既然你给不出一个准确的答案,那么,就让我这个数学帝来告诉你,为什么必须是九,论九的必定性和唯一性吧！” Throws over raises in cape high flies, reveals a vigor attire, the skeleton of whole body makes noise, solid muscles the clothes/armor support ties tight, the whole body sends out the inexplicable imposing manner, as if in the chest front and behind, shone one respectively „nine” character and „ghost” character. 披在身上的斗篷高高掀飞,露出一身劲装,全身的骨骼咔嚓咔嚓作响,一块块结实肌肉将衣服支撑的紧绷起来,浑身散发出莫名的气势,仿佛在胸前和背后,各自亮起了一个“九”字和一个“鬼”字。 In the face of my huge mathematical emperor imposing manner, withdraws after step by step the crystal is staggering finally supinely, the buttocks fall to the ground, gaze of look panic-stricken awe at present as if still in unceasing huge, until turning into Druid of towering towering giant...... not, is the mathematical emperor! 在我这股庞大的数学帝气势面前,一步一步退后着的水晶终于踉跄后仰,屁股落地,眼神惊恐敬畏的注视着眼前仿佛还在不断的巨大化,直至变成参天耸立巨人的德鲁伊……不,是数学帝！ „Listened, crystal!” The giants point at toward the ground under a finger/refers, looking like the big dragon overlooks the ant to be the same, sends out the high-rank imposing manner of occupying a commanding position, making the crystal whole body shake, admiring of being able not help in place. “听好了,水晶！”巨人手指往地面下方一指,就像是巨龙俯瞰着蚂蚁一般,散发出居高临下的上位者气势,让水晶浑身一震,情不自禁的拜服在地。 „Water...... the crystal is listening.” “水……水晶听着。” „First, I cite a positive/direct example, making you know existences of nine this numbers, is how great, for example, you seven roast the mutton leg now, Valise gave you two, you ate four, stole food six by me, asked how many roots you also do have to roast the mutton leg?” “首先,我举一个正面例子,让你知道九这个数字的存在,到底是多么伟大,比如说,你现在有七根烤羊腿,维拉丝给了你两根,你吃了四根,又被我偷吃了六根,试问你还剩下多少根烤羊腿？” „Crystal number, crystal now on number, to crystal time!” Front the mathematical emperor arrives at the crystal that trembles, is yelling loudly, fast and was climbed the finger, 12 three 4~5, 54,321, she counted including such simple issue some little time, you said that also how can count on her intelligence quotient? “水晶数,水晶现在就数,给水晶一点时间！”在数学帝降临面前瑟瑟发抖的水晶,大声叫喊着,飞快的又扳起了手指头,一二三四五,五四三二一,连这么简单的问题她都数了好一会,你说还怎么能指望她的智商？ „Crystal knew, is three, the crystal is also left over three to roast the mutton leg, definitely is this right!” Compares four hand fingers, the crystal believes firmly incomparable replied. “水晶知道了,是三根,水晶还剩下三根烤羊腿,肯定是这样没错！”比出四根手指头,水晶确信无比的回答道。 „Wrong, is nine!” “错,是九根！” Nine...... nine...... nine...... nine...... nine...... nine...... nine...... 九根……九根……九根……九……九……九……九…… The sound continuous reverberation in the mountain range, the crystal that shakes sits again falls to the ground, in the eye middle ear in the mind, is only left over a capital letter nine characters. 声音连绵不绝的回荡在山脉之中,震的水晶再次一屁股坐倒在地,眼中耳中脑海之中,只剩下一个大写的九字。 „Are you resigned? Only is left over three, are you really resigned? After being resigned to your beloved roasting mutton leg to be eaten, reduced, is resigned to your beloved roasting mutton leg to steal food by me, you to roasting the love of mutton leg, only then this degree?” “你甘心吗？只剩下三根,你真的甘心吗？甘心你心爱的烤羊腿被吃掉以后就减少了,甘心你心爱的烤羊腿被我偷吃掉,你对烤羊腿的爱,就只有这种程度而已吗？” „How...... how possible, even you, cannot slander the crystal to roasting the mutton leg, the deep love to food, only compares this words, no one has the means to defeat the crystal! The love of crystal will not lose to anybody ahh absolutely!!!” “怎么……怎么可能,就算是你,也不能污蔑水晶对烤羊腿,对食物的热爱,只比这个的话,谁也没办法战胜水晶！水晶的爱绝对不会输给任何人啊啊啊！！！” This issue, perfect touching to the flashpoint hotspot of crystal, saw only the soul of her glutton to burn, under the pressure of mathematical emperor, step by step, as if Pangu is shouldering the heaven unexpectedly, separates general the day and place, difficult, stood up that the whole body shivers. 这个问题,完美的碰触到了水晶的爆发点,只见她的吃货之魂燃烧起来,竟然在数学帝的威压之下,一步一步,仿佛盘古背负着苍天,将天与地分离开来一般,艰难的,全身颤抖的站了起来。 „Very good, then replied me again, really only had three? You are really resigned to your roasting mutton leg, is only left over three?” “很好,那么再次回答我,真的只有三根吗？你真的甘心自己的烤羊腿,只剩下三根吗？” „Is unwilling, the crystal is unwilling! Only food, these roast the mutton leg only, does not permit absolutely!” “不甘心,水晶不甘心啊！唯独食物,唯独这些烤羊腿,绝对不允许！” „Then I asked you again, nine many were three many!” “那么我再问你,九根多还是三根多！” „Naturally is nine, were much more!” The crystal was substituted the rhythm completely, excited gets hold of the double fist, is roaring loudly the reply. “当然是九根,多得多了！”水晶完全被代入节奏,激动的握紧双拳,大声吼着回答。 „Very good, such being the case, do you choose three to be nine?” “很好,既然如此,你选三根还是九根？” „I choose nine, takes nine absolutely, is not nine not, even if were eaten, even if stole food by the pet owner, still wants remaining nine, nine long live, nine are the truth!” “我选九根,绝对要九根,不是九根不可以,就算被吃掉了,就算被饲主偷吃了,也还是要剩下九根,九根万岁,九根即是真理！” „, Hasn't the answer come out?” Becoming quiet along with these words, in an instant, in the air is fermenting the terrifying pressure as if punctured bubble, without a trace of disappearance, covers the sky the dark cloud to clear, under a wisp of wisp of golden sunlight photo, towers the towering giant in front of crystal, the mathematical emperor who she of oppression has not gasped for breath, under that golden sunlight glistens, the incarnation is kind for the appearance, has the gentle smile, just like the Angel-like pet owner, arrives in front of her gently, bends the waist to bend down, feels her head kindly. “那么,答案不就已经出来了吗？”伴随着这句话落音,刹那间,空气中酝酿着的恐怖威压仿佛被戳破的泡沫,消失的无影无踪,笼罩天空的乌云散尽,一缕一缕金色的阳光照下,耸立在水晶面前的参天巨人,压迫的她喘不过气来的数学帝,在那金色的阳光辉耀下,化身为面目和蔼,带着温柔笑容,犹如天使一般的饲主,轻轻来到她面前,弯腰俯身,亲切摸着她的头。 „Very good, it seems like you had comprehended nine true meanings.” “很好,看来你已经领悟了九的真谛了。” „Un, the crystal had comprehended, sorry, was extremely really sorry, before the crystal, does not know, original nine are that great existences, the pet owner can forgive the crystal naive?” The crystal full eye socket tears, look like one to kneel down in the church completely, to devout believer who the gods confessed that what before her was the kind and dignified bishop, but above bishop back stage, solemn silence is towering pure and holy, huge cross......, was not nine type cases!!! “嗯,水晶已经领悟了,抱歉,真的非常抱歉,水晶以前一直不知道,原来九是那么伟大的存在,饲主能原谅水晶的年幼无知吗？”水晶满眶热泪,完全就像是一个在教堂里下跪着,向神明忏悔的虔诚教徒,在她面前的是亲切而威严的主教,而在主教背后的高台上方,庄严肃穆的耸立着一个圣洁的,巨大的十字架……不,是九字架！！！ „Naturally can, now return to nine bosoms also with enough time, omnipresent, omnipotent, broadminded, is representing nine of myriad things root, certainly will admit the lamb of your wrong path.” “当然能了,现在回归九的怀抱也来得及,无所不在,无所不能,宽宏大量,代表着万物根源的九,一定会接纳你这只迷途的羔羊。” „Pet owner!” “饲主！” „Crystal!” “水晶！” Under nine brilliance, hugging of two people affection in one. 在九的光辉之下,两人深情的抱在了一起。 Some little time, two people separate. 好一会儿后,两人分开。 „That, although has not needed evidently, you had comprehended nine true meanings, to let you can experience nine all-around greatness, I also told you negative example.” “那么,虽说看样子已经没有必要了,你已经领悟了九的真谛,但是为了让你能体验到九的全方位伟大之处,我就把反面例子也跟你说了吧。” „Please must grant instruction.” The crystal kneels to sit in the place, the look with deep veneration. “请务必赐教。”水晶跪坐在地,神色肃然。 „For example, in your present top of the head is also going against the two vat.” “好比说,你现在头顶上还顶着两个缸。” Right, on before the crystal is also going against, I kindly give her two vat, even if were a moment ago a series of huge movements one after another, the water jar on her top of the head is also steady like PIO, at least on going against vat skill, she now is reach a high degree of proficiency, three few people can compare favorably with. How to touch her head...... you to know as for me a moment ago, the person does not have the back of the head dead. 没错,水晶头上还顶着之前我赏给她的那两个缸,哪怕是刚才接连的一系列巨大动作,她头顶上的水缸也是稳如PIO,至少在顶缸这个技能上,她现在已经是炉火纯青,三界少有人能比得上了。至于我刚才如何摸她的头……你得知道,人没有后脑勺是会死的。 „Yes, the crystal head has the two water jar.” Probably was used to existence of water jar completely, forgot this matter, the crystal first touched toward the top of the head, serious nod, under nine brilliant rays, this once heard the bear child who the learn/study shakes the head unceasingly, now had turned into the obedient clever good student. “是的,水晶头上有两个水缸。”好像完全习惯了水缸的存在,忘记了这回事,水晶先是往头顶上摸了摸,才严肃的点点头,在九的光辉照耀下,这个曾经一听到学习就不断摇头的熊孩子,现在已经变成了听话乖巧的好学生。 „You made the mistake the matter, I added five toward your head.” “你做错了事情,我又往你头上加了五个。” „Un un.” “嗯嗯。” „, You do not know to repent, angered Valise, Valise added ten toward your head!” “紧接着,你还是不知悔改,又惹怒了维拉丝,维拉丝又往你头上加了十个！” „Did crystal, what matter make the mistake?” Is shaken by the tiger body that ten this numbers frighten, asking of crystal fear, could not imagine is completely handled what excessive matter to the Valise pet owner, met must add the top ten cylinders, remembers that she the food in kitchen and warehouse all ate clean several times, just withstood/top 35. “水晶,到底是做错了什么样的事？”被十这个数字吓的虎躯一震,水晶害怕的问道,完全想象不出来到底是对维拉丝饲主做了什么过分的事情,才会一口气要加顶十个缸,记得有几次她把厨房和仓库里的食物全吃光了,也只不过是顶了三五个。 „Detail does not need to care, in brief, I ask you now, how many cylinders in your top of the head has?” “细节不必在意,总而言之,我现在问你,你头顶上有多少个缸？” „Made the crystal count...... probably already over ten.” This time number is a little big, the difficulty of crystal number, but the approximate number she can imagine. “让水晶数一数……好像已经超过十个了。”这次的数字有点大,水晶数的更加艰难,但大概数字她还是能想象出来。 However, the words just became quiet, blamed together, the severe vision fell on her, making her quickly grasp the meaning of something, responded suddenly. 但是,话刚落音,一道责备的,严厉的目光就落到了她身上,让她一个激灵,猛然反应过来。 „Wait, is not right, the crystal almost lapsed, is nine, the answer is nine is certainly right! Right, the pet owner, crystal time has not replied wrong.” “等等,不对,水晶差点叛教了,是九个,答案一定是九个才对！没错吧,饲主,水晶这次没有回答错吧。” My gratified deep nods, big hand again gentle is touching her head: „Is a promising young man , the crystal, you now is a qualified believer.” 我欣慰的深深点了点头,大手再次温柔的抚摸着她的头:“孺子可教也,水晶,你现在已经是一名合格的教徒了。” „Long live, long live, the crystal had comprehended the true meaning!” Crystal happy jumps, but, the curiosity of big dragon, lets her when the irreverence, were many heart of the inquisition. “万岁,万岁,水晶已经领悟了真谛！”水晶开心的蹦跳起来,不过,巨龙的好奇心,还是让她在虔诚之余,多了一丝探究之心。 „Pet owner, the answer crystal knew, is nine right, but why this time is? Great how nine conquer all, determined that its only and sacred inviolable, the crystal wants to know!” “饲主,答案水晶知道了,是九没错,但这次又是为什么呢？伟大的九到底是如何征服一切,确定它的唯一和神圣不可侵犯,水晶很想知道！” „Snort, the lamb of wrong path, told you also to might as well.” The vision boundless gaze the distant place, some little time, I will be catching the golden Yang Hui pupil, the gaze to the crystal, light opens the mouth. “哼,迷途的羔羊哦,告诉你也无妨。”目光苍茫的注视着远方,好一会儿,我将染上了金色阳辉的瞳孔,注视向水晶,淡淡开口。 „Because you...... the present can go against number max of vat are nine, many could not go against again, therefore increased ten, 20, will fall finally, was only left over only nine, unique nine, sacred inviolable nine!” “因为你……现在能顶缸的数目上限就是九个,再多就顶不过来了,所以无论是增加十个,二十个,最后都会摔掉,只剩下唯一的九个,独一无二的九个,神圣不可侵犯的九个！” „Oh —— oh oh oh!!!” The crystal reveals the shock vision, tilts the head thinks, complete accuracy, oneself present indeed can only go against nine, she reveals a more reverent expression, gazes at morning sun that the distant place is raising slowly with my simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform. “噢——噢噢噢！！！”水晶露出震惊目光,歪头一想,完全准确,自己现在的确只能顶九个,她不禁流露出更加虔诚的表情,和我齐齐注视着远方冉冉升起的朝阳。 „, How great nine.” “啊,多么伟大的九啊。” „Praised nine.” “赞美九。” „Praised you.” “赞美你。” Gazes is shining eight sides, nurtures the myriad things Sun, as if saw dignity nine characters of flaming combustion, is raising unceasingly, we have tears streaming down the face, made a sending salute of solar knight as if by prior agreement. 注视着照耀八方,哺育万物的太阳,仿佛看到了一个熊熊燃烧的威严九字,正在不断升起,我们泪流满面,不约而同的做了一个太阳骑士的致敬礼。 Very good, was also similar to this degree , to continue, this fool crystal feared after is, could not be separated from nine shadows for a lifetime, number anything became nine, such was not wonderful, by the girls is known I taught people bad things to misleading this fool, will suffer one to blame and reprove unavoidably. 很好,到这种程度也就差不多了,继续下去,这笨蛋水晶怕是以后一辈子都脱离不了九的阴影,数什么都成九了,那样可不大妙,被女孩们知道我把这笨蛋给误导教坏了,也免不了会挨一顿责备和训斥。 I quit when you're ahead, now passes this pass/test a bit faster, is really, only fool crystal, but also wants me to waste so many argument to trick, nowadays the Savior is not good to do. 我见好就收,现在还是快点通了这关吧,真是的,区区一个笨蛋水晶,还要我浪费那么多口舌忽悠,这年头救世主不好做呀。 „Crystal, tells me now, answer accuracy that I gave a moment ago?” “水晶,现在告诉我,我刚才给出的答案准确吗？” „A point that pet owner said right, without a doubt is accuracy, only, the sacred answer, is nine, the crystal ate nine meatballs this morning, last night ate nine to roast the chicken wing, nine roasted the chicken leg, nine roasted the mutton leg, nine beef steaks, nine skewers of meat skewers, nine large bowl food, all these were the theorems, was unmodifiable, irreversible only fact.” The crystal lifts up high both hands, calling loudly of facial expression Berserk. “饲主说的一点没错,毫无疑问是准确的,唯一的,神圣的答案,就是九,水晶今天早上吃了九个肉丸子,昨晚吃了九个烤鸡翅,九个烤鸡腿,九根烤羊腿,九块牛排,九串肉串,九大碗饭,这一切都是定理,是不可改变,不可逆转的唯一事实。”水晶高举双手,神情狂热的高声喊道。 I: „......” 我:“……” It is not a little wonderful, was this has overstated? Could not control, I run a bit faster importantly. 有点不妙呀,这是已经走火入魔了么？管不了了,我还是快点跑路要紧。 „In other words, we replied accurately, successfully passed you?” “也就是说,我们回答正确,成功通过了你这一关咯？” „Naturally, must be correct, must succeed, because this is only, sacred inviolable nine wills.” “当然了,不可能不正确,不可能不成功,因为这是唯一的,神圣不可侵犯的九的意志。” I: „......” 我:“……” Hurries to travel, perhaps this way I will be given the brainwashing by the crystal in turn. 还是赶紧跑路吧,再这样下去说不定我会被水晶反过来给洗脑了。 drawing Evil Dragon, is still riding the crystal also to immerse in consternation to nine devout prayers, we dodge the person fast...... 拉着还在愕然中的恶龙蕾娜,乘着水晶还沉浸于对九的虔诚祷告之中,我们飞快闪人…… ... 。。。