ROD :: Volume #29

#2856: Quick-witted such as I, counter- milk!


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Although felt that did not need to worry about you, but......” “虽说感觉是不用操心你们了,但是……” Is several days passed, I and Evil Dragon that bird type, simply speaking, my false dragon knight have not obtained a wee bit dragon knight BUFF from her, was busy at work white/in vain, look Eika Layh visits us, starts to have a headache. 已经是好几天过去了,我和恶龙蕾娜还是那个鸟样,简单来说,我这个伪龙骑士并没有从她那儿获得一丁点的龙骑士BUFF,白忙活了,这不,艾卡莱伊看着我们,又开始头疼起来。 I also to the limit Eika Layh, you said that quickly looked how many fish for these days roasted to eat to this fellow? Nowadays, some people do not have a gratitude, mores of society are declining daily.” “我也快到极限了艾卡莱伊,你说说看这几天都烤了多少鱼给这家伙吃?这年头,有些人就没有一点感恩之心,世风日下呀。” This saying changes me to be right, had endured for several days, my fist has been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger, the total feeling does not punch anything is not good, this way must suppress to get sick.” Evil Dragon meow my eyes, hu-hu wielded to puncture the fist toward the air, is only the fresh breeze that blows somewhat blows my face to be painful. “这话换我来说才对,已经忍了好几天,我的拳头早就饥渴难耐了,总感觉不揍点什么不行,再这样下去非得憋出病来。”恶龙蕾娜喵了我一眼,呼哧呼哧的朝空气挥出刺拳,光是刮起的劲风就吹得我的脸有些生疼。 You have gotten sick, a named violent crazy sickness.” “你早就得病了,一种名为暴力狂的病。” What you said that said again does give a try one time?” “你说什么,再说一次试试看?” I said that you are the violence are crazy, the violence is crazy, the violence is crazy!” “我说你就是暴力狂,暴力狂,暴力狂!” You are compelling me to slaughter!” “你这是在逼我大开杀戒!” Good your two.” Saw that we maintained several days of peace aspects with great difficulty, must be broken, Eika Layh drinks lightly, I and Evil Dragon reluctant pull distance, mutual one. “好了你们两个。”眼看我们好不容易维持了数天的和平局面,就要被打破,艾卡莱伊一声轻喝,我和恶龙蕾娜俩才不情不愿的拉开距离,互相一哼。 I this time called you, the important things must transmit, the time about test has decided.” “我这次把你们叫过来,是有一件重要的事情要传达,关于考验的时间已经决定下来了。” Finally came? Should come.” My fist, although does not want to mix a test of big dragon clan, always felt that this is not the abyss difficulty can describe, will suffer hardships inevitably, but if the right and wrong mixes may not, that comes earlier, originally said that paradise of this dragon to trip, smooth half a month time can end, now about has passed by for half a month. “终于来了吗?早就该来了。”我哈了哈拳头,虽然不想掺和巨龙一族的考验,总感觉这已经不是深渊难度可以形容,势必会十分受苦,但如果是非掺和不可的话,那就早点来吧,本来说这趟龙之乐园之旅,顺利的话半个月时间就可以结束,现在都已经将近半个月过去了。 Although came across some accidents/surprises, but felt that the test will not spend the too much time, regardless of succeeds is defeated, most one month can handle paradise of this dragon to trip, is really accidental/surprised smooth. 虽然是遇到了一些意外,但感觉考验也不会花费太多时间,无论成功还是失败,最多一个月就能搞定这趟龙之乐园之旅吧,真是意外的顺利。 I am pondering over, while raises up the ear, the time of carefully testing bears in mind. 我心里一边琢磨着,一边竖起耳朵,仔细将考验的时间记在心里。 If as expected, the test decides three days later.” Looked at our one eyes, including, Eika Layh said seriously. “如果不出意外,考验就定在三天之后。”看了我们一眼,包括碧丝在内,艾卡莱伊郑重说道。 Do not be serious, Eika Layh, wants to open, the riches and honor have the life person dead to face upwards, everything toward the person who the worst direction thinks, but does not have the means to smile forever.” “别那么严肃嘛,艾卡莱伊,想开一点,富贵有命人死朝天,凡事都往最糟糕的方向想的人,可是永远没办法笑出来。” Is the life and death has the life riches and honor depend on the appointment of heaven meow.” poor|Fei weak investigation correct path. “是生死有命富贵在天喵。”菲妮弱弱的纠正道。 Quarrelled, I know certainly, this was to do for the occasion, did for the occasion to know?” “吵死了,我当然知道,这是为了应景,应景知道吗?” „Did that say definitely to decide meow?” “那岂不是说死定了喵?” Are many on your bullshit!” I hoisted hair clip, makes into the mess the braid of her careful knitting, making this little false mother want to cry but have no tears. “就你屁话多!”我扯起了菲妮的发夹,又把她精心编织的发辫弄成一团糟,让这小伪娘欲哭无泪。 cough cough, in brief, we can think in the good point direction slightly, for example tests is not difficult, failed again for example even still no issue, for example, we can comprehend the deep meaning in the test again and again suddenly, erupts one?” 咳咳,总而言之,我们可以稍微往好一点的方向想,比如说考验并没有那么困难,再比如说就算失败了也没什么问题,再再比如说,我们能在考验的时候忽然领悟奥义,爆发一把呢?” What is deep meaning the deep meaning? I do not remember studies this type of thing.” Asking that Evil Dragon full head has doubts. “奥义是什么呀奥义?我可不记得有学这种东西。”恶龙蕾娜满头疑惑的问道。 For example this, you launch two arms, right, is this, parallel launches, the leg also separates slightly.” “比如说这样,你把两只手臂展开,对,就是这样,平行展开,腿也稍微分开一点。” I make Evil Dragon exhibit a big font body posture, suddenly smart circling to her behind, the body rolls up, makes itself her block as far as possible, at the same time started the aside. 我让恶龙蕾娜摆出一个大字型体位,忽然机灵的绕到她背后,身体蜷缩,尽量让她把自己挡住,一边做起了旁白。 Our enemies used the big move, that passes through the world together sufficiently, the irresistible tremendous damage artillery, must hit shortly our two, faced with the result of collapsing completely, at this moment, we used the long-premeditated deep meaning.” “我们的敌人使用了大招,那是一道足以贯穿天地,不可抵挡的巨大破坏炮,眼看就要命中我们两个,面临一败涂地的结局,就在这时,我们使用了蓄谋已久的奥义。” What deep meaning therefore in the final analysis is?!” Very much coordinates is maintaining Evil Dragon of big font, is turning the head, stares with the corner of the eye split vision. “所以说到底是什么奥义啊?!”很配合的保持着大字型的恶龙蕾娜,转着头,用眼角余光瞪过来。 At this time, my partner stretched out the arms, blocks before me, blocked the destruction artillery with own body.” “这时候,我的拍档张开双臂,拦在我面前,用自己的身体挡住了破坏炮。” „Am I a shield? Why can I protect your fellow? What deep meaning does this calculate?” The Evil Dragon third even/including complained. “我是盾牌吗?为什么我要保护你这种家伙?还有这算哪门子的奥义?”恶龙蕾娜三连吐槽。 Naturally, if only this at all is not the deep meaning, this just didn't start? I hide in your behind, scratch the affected tears that in an eye socket gushed out ruthlessly, said one Felt relieved that your Sacrifice will not waste in vain, Then starts to gather the strength, prepares to retaliate the opposite party big move.” “当然,如果只是这样的话根本不算奥义,这不是才刚刚开始吗?我躲在你的身后,狠狠擦了一把眼眶里涌出的感动热泪,说了一句【放心吧,你的牺牲不会白白浪费的】,然后开始蓄力,准备回敬对方大招。” You to is a bit faster, do not wipe tears, let alone these useless idle talk, I did not have Sacrifice, perhaps movement words a bit faster I can also rescue!” Evil Dragon entered the play completely, urging worrying I. “你到是快点呀,别擦眼泪了,也别说那些没用的废话,我还没牺牲呢,动作快点的话我说不定还能抢救一下!”恶龙蕾娜完全入戏了,着急的催促着我。 Gathers the strength to take one hour.” “蓄力需要一个小时的时间。” I died early thoroughly good!” Evil Dragon gets angry raises the mind tea table. “我早死透了好不好!”恶龙蕾娜怒掀心灵茶几。 Relieved, your corpse can continue to help me block the destruction artillery, till being reduced to ashes.” “安心吧,你的尸体会继续帮我挡住破坏炮,直到化为灰烬为止。” I turn into the ash not to forgive your fellow!” Finally could not bear, remove the big font posture, has turned around, Evil Dragon two small canine teeth, are throwing ruthlessly toward me. “我化成灰也不会原谅你这家伙的!”终于忍不住,撤掉了大字型姿势,转过身,恶龙蕾娜咧着两颗小虎牙,狠狠朝我扑过来。 This two people is relates, is not good, I could not have mastered completely.” Looks to endure for several days, wrestles one group of the pair of enemies to combine finally, Eika Layh sends out to be incapable of sighing. “这两个人到底是关系好,还是不好,我已经完全搞不懂了。”看着忍了好几天,还是终于扭打成一团的这对冤家组合,艾卡莱伊发出无力叹息。 Relax, Eika Layh, I thought that...... I thought the long Boss person and Sir does not certainly have the issue, although usually creates a disturbance, the time of but this/should earnest will be earnest, certainly is this.” Gets hold of the small fist to give the partner encourage. “放心吧,艾卡莱伊,我觉得……我觉得长老大人和蕾娜大人一定没有问题的,虽然平时打打闹闹,但是该认真起来的时候就会认真起来,一定是这样。”碧丝握紧小拳头给拍档打气 Right? Did you determine?” Eika Layh looks at interestingly, the beautiful pupil reveals the faint trace to tease the happy expression. “是吗?你确定?”艾卡莱伊饶有兴趣的看着碧丝,美眸流露出丝丝调侃笑意。 Un, because I...... I believe that long Boss person, he...... he comes,...... has not fallen the chain at crucial moments.” Blushes shy lowering the head, muttered said in a low voice. “嗯,因为我……我相信长老大人,他……他一路就是这么过来的,从来没有……没有在关键时刻掉过链子。”碧丝脸红害羞的低下头,喃喃低声说道 Said is also, Wu Fan your excellency can arrive at the present, cannot achieve depending on the luck, I should give him many trust to be right.” Nod of the ponder moment, Eika Layh deep is so. “说的也是,吴凡阁下能一路走到现在,光凭运气是做不到的,我应该给予他多一点信任才对。”沉思片刻,艾卡莱伊深以为然的点了点头。 It seems like, worries about the test of our two more practical.” “看来,还是多操心一下我们两个的考验更实际。” Well...... did not say that...... did not say hasn't fought?” One hear relates to own test, was flustered, this could not blame her, even some Druid, thinks each time this was the test that a big dragon clan supposed, could not bear complained some T12 difficulties and so on wonderful cynical remark. “咦……不是说……不是说没有战斗吗?”一听关系到自身的考验,碧丝慌张了,这也怪不了她,就算是某德鲁伊,每次想到这是巨龙一族设下的考验,都忍不住吐槽一些T12难度之类的奇怪话。 This after all is three strongest races, if according to their standards establishes the test, how many several three can have individual to be unflustered? 这毕竟可是三界最强的种族呀,要是按照它们的标准来设置考验,数遍三界又能有多少个人可以从容不迫? That said that did not have the combat echelon even, I think that Dragon King your majesty will not let our too relaxed past, is not ready the words, the possibility that the sewer capsized will have.” “话是这么说,就算没有战斗部分,我想龙王陛下也不会让我们太轻松趟过去,不做好准备的话,阴沟翻船的可能性也是会有的。” In Eika Layh mouth is saying, the vision actually still looks to another pair, intelligent such as she, detected indistinctly this test went to that two people completely, oneself and two, to conceal this goal completely, but the innocent person of lying down spear/gun, such a comes, one's own side's test should quite scuffle, by clan that she is familiar with( dragon) person( king) the character guessed. 艾卡莱伊口中说着,目光却依然瞄向另外一对,聪慧如她,隐约察觉到了这次考验完全是冲着那两个人而去,自己和碧丝两个,完全是为了掩饰这个目的而躺枪的无辜人士,这么一来的话,己方的考验应该会相当敷衍了事,以她所熟悉的族(龙)人(王)的性格来猜测的话。 Just, this cannot be lax even, if oneself did guess wrong? If by some chance Uncle Hatty really wants to experience has not presented for a long time the dragon knight to combine, can display what degree, that said that does not permit itself and test, extremely will not be relaxed. 只不过,就算是这样也不能松懈,万一自己猜错了呢?万一哈迪叔叔是真的想见识一下许久没有出现过的龙骑士组合,到底能发挥到什么程度,那说不准自己和碧丝的考验,也不会太过轻松。 In brief, prepares completely safe right, provides against contingencies, before the test arrives for these days, we need to make the field training, confident ?” “总之,做好万全的准备准没错,以防万一,在考验到来之前这几天,我们有必要做一下战斗训练,有信心吗,碧丝?” Un, so long as Eika Layh side me, I...... I will try hard.” Although on the timid face could not have concealed to dread with anxiously, but regarding companion's trust, making her have the courage. “嗯,只要艾卡莱伊在我身边,我……我会努力的。”胆怯的碧丝脸上虽然还掩饰不住畏惧和不安,但是对于同伴的信任,让她鼓起了勇气。 The loving for one another dragon knight who has a look here ray twinkle combines, Ouna two relaxes, has a look at that side still to fall in love to kill the dragon knight who wrestles to keep again to combine, Ouna frowns. 看看这边光芒闪烁的相亲相爱龙骑士组合,菲妮欧娜两个松了一口气,再看看那边还在扭打不停的相爱相杀龙骑士组合,菲妮欧娜又皱起了眉头。 And That side Sir Eika Layh should be have no need to be worried meow, is the cousin...... really does not have the issue meow? What enemy will run into, if a big dragon clan...... should not, how to say powerhouse who will not send out the four wings rank meow.” “碧丝和艾卡莱伊大人那边应该是用不着担心了喵,就是表哥这边……真的没问题喵?到底会遇到什么样的敌人,如果是巨龙一族的话……应该不会吧,怎么说也不会派出四翼级别的强者喵。” Was saying to be saying, revealed the scared look, shakes the head ruthlessly, that is existences of Hell seven giant ranks, even the big dragon how anomaly will not let two people again facing that powerhouse, cannot meow. 说着说着,菲妮露出了惧色,狠狠摇头,那可是地狱七巨头级别的存在呀,就算巨龙再怎么变态也不会让两人面对那种强者的,一定不会的喵。 This may perhaps.” Fought heard thinking aloud, I sped along from the mind on 10,000 lying troughs at that time, you had the words saying that do not give me to feed the poisonous milk forcefully! “这可说不定。”打斗中听到了菲妮的自言自语,我当时就一万个卧槽从脑海中飞驰而过,菲妮你有话好说,别这么给我强行喂毒奶呀! Did not have the means that quick-witted such as I, at this time can only anti-drug milk, perhaps also be able to rescue. 没办法了,机智如我,这种时候只能反毒奶自己一口,说不定还能抢救一下。 towards Evil Dragon suspended the hand signal of armistice, the color of my face deep ponder: Although I also thought that is unlikely, how even again, Dragon King Sir should still know that disparity between we and four wings powerhouses, will not send out this type absolutely not to have the entry possibility opponent to stop us, but......” 朝恶龙蕾娜摆了个休战的手势,我一脸深沉的思考之色:“虽说我也觉得不大可能,就算再怎么样,龙王大人应该也知道我们和四翼强者之间的差距,不会派出这种完全没有通关可能性的对手来阻拦我们,但是……” My vision stern swept everyone one eyes: But, my has not been defeated seventh sense told me, the four wings powerhouse...... may have!” 我目光严峻的扫了大家一眼:“但是,我这从来没有失败过的第七感告诉我,四翼强者……可能会有!” You said that I felt relieved.” Patted striking one's chest, loosen atmosphere, a moment ago that poisonous milk, she also frightened heavy. “你这么说我就放心了。”蕾奥娜拍了拍胸脯,松一口大气,刚才菲妮那口毒奶,她也是被吓的不轻。 The clansman of four wings rank, even if she restores the main body of gold dragon now, was impossible to defeat, after all she now is an underage big dragon, can only say that can rely on the powerful body and spirit and power and influence of gold dragon, will not be killed by the powerhouse of four wings rank. Then...... her father claw will then have shuttled back and forth any space, will dare to crank up the muddy flesh to the enemy who she acts. 四翼级别的族人,哪怕是现在她恢复黄金龙的本体,也不可能战胜得了,毕竟她现在还是一条未成年巨龙,只能说可以凭借黄金龙的强大体魄和威势,不会被四翼级别的强者干掉。然后……然后她老爹就会一爪子穿梭过任何空间,将胆敢对她出手的敌人拍成肉泥。 Therefore , although does not want to acknowledge, but knows own nowadays biggest taking advantage, toward the sky shouted that four character —— stupid fat dragons save me! 所以说,虽然不想承认,但蕾奥娜知道自己现今最大的依仗,就是朝天空大喊四个字——笨肥龙救我! However, the test that must face is the stupid fat dragon supposes, her in a big way took advantage surely did not have, must face the four wings powerhouse, let alone cannot restore the true body in front of some Druid, even can, not have the slight odds of success, collapsing completely that can definitely lose. 然而,现在要面临的考验是笨肥龙设下的,她的最大依仗肯定没了,要面对四翼强者,别说不能在某德鲁伊面前恢复真身,就算能,也是没有丝毫胜算,肯定会输的一败涂地。 Also wants saying that anything's, suddenly received presented everyone, including good nature Eika Layh and looking angrily, her mouth opened, weak shrank the neck, did not have the choice to do tactfully. 还想说点什么的菲妮,忽然受到了在场所有人,包括好脾气的艾卡莱伊和碧丝的怒视,她嘴巴张了张,弱弱的把脖子一缩,知趣没有选择作死。 Three days of time quickly in the past, I and Evil Dragon two was no sense of crisis, no, cannot say, should be felt making a last-ditch effort was useless, therefore loses heart simply, let loose plays noisily, no longer intertwined to fish Zilong knight BUFF in that anything. 三天时间很快过去,我和恶龙蕾娜两个是毫无危机感,不,也不能这么说,应该是感觉到了临时抱佛脚毫无用处,所以干脆死了这条心,放开玩闹,不再纠结于那啥捞子龙骑士BUFF。 Eika Layh and two, mystical do not know that is making anything to teach especially, in three days of time sees only several, Charsi nest as always has read in the room, quite some signs of cultivation deviation, making me worry for her. 艾卡莱伊和碧丝两个,神神秘秘不知道在做些什么特训,三天时间里只见过几面,恰西一如既往的窝在房间里看书,颇有些走火入魔的迹象,让我为她捏了把汗。 As for another three, the crystal to is every day worry-free, gets out of bed has probably not taken the brain is the same, playing that in all directions all day laughs foolishly, grave robber attribute inflates day by day, but suffers from no one leading her to go out , can only the obedient nest in Eika Layh's family/home, look at out of the window white clouds to flutter daily, simply became the melancholy literary young girl quickly, Ouna completely became exclusive maidservant who looked after our three meals a day meals, probably day for peace in greenwood bar not different, by Eika Layh strange embarrassed, reaching an agreement the paradise of belt/bring dragon she installed to compel the belt/bring she to fly, harvesting head/number of people five. Kills ultra god audience VIP, finally actually became against the wind the 5 th wet nurse of bureau. 至于另外三个,水晶到是每天过的无忧无虑,像是起床的时候没把脑子带上一样,整天傻乐呵的四处玩耍,菲妮的盗墓贼属性日益膨胀,但是苦于没人带她出去,也只能乖乖窝在艾卡莱伊的家中,天天望着窗外白云飘过,简直快成忧郁的文学少女了,欧娜则是完全成了照顾我们三餐伙食的专属侍女,好像和平日在绿林酒吧里没什么两样,让艾卡莱伊怪不好意思的,说好的来龙之乐园带她装逼带她飞,收割人头五杀超神全场VIP,结果却成了逆风局的五号位奶妈。 Should come will always come, suddenly, three days of time crosses, under Eika Layh's guiding, in again the family/home that we arrive at Uncle Hatty, such that just like he probably said that the interest is broad and changeable, we come here time for the second time, gold mountain Mt. Baoshi equipment mountain that the local tyrant nouveau riche palace of that shining, as well as piles in heaps has vanished does not see, what replaces it is the elegantly simple and noble style, by that pure gold gem throne that I fondly remember strangely, does not know where was moved. 该来的总是会来,眨眼间,三天时间一过,在艾卡莱伊的带路下,我们再次来到哈迪叔叔的家中,他好像正如所说的那样,兴趣广泛且多变,我们第二次来到这里的时候,那金闪闪的土豪暴发户式宫殿,以及成堆的金山宝石山装备山已经消失不见,取而代之的是淡雅而高贵的格调,让我怪怀念的那张纯金宝石王座,也不知道被搬到哪里去了。 I said Uncle Hatty, the trash cannot throw casually, how do you throw toward my pocket in? I hit slightly like cleaning up the trash, is not I and you blows, making me between cleaning up the trash and asks the biological sons to choose one, I will definitely choose the former, is such a Berserk trash amateur, aren't you cruel enough to trash PIA that your do not want to my face? 我说哈迪叔叔,垃圾不能随便扔的呀,你就往我口袋里扔怎么样?我打小就爱捡垃圾,不是我跟你吹,让我在捡垃圾和找亲儿子之间选择一个,我肯定会选前者,就是这么一个狂热的垃圾爱好者,你忍心不把你那些不要的垃圾PIA到我脸上来? cough cough, Dragon King your majesty has the matter unable to withdraw the body, therefore this test is managed by me.” Uncle Hatty sits on a brand-new woodcarving dragon chair, coughs several to say lightly, this matter we had known from Eika Layh mouth, therefore does not have mob in great surprise, but, can by Dragon King your majesty direct committee by such quest, it seems like Uncle Hatty this officer, when does not imagine like me is so small. 咳咳,龙王陛下有事脱不开身,所以这次考验就由我来主持。”哈迪叔叔坐在一张崭新的木雕龙椅上边,轻咳数声说道,这种事我们早就从艾卡莱伊口中得知,因此也没大惊小怪,不过,能被龙王陛下直接委以这样的任务,看来哈迪叔叔这个官当的并不像我想象中的那么小呀。 Seeing our face is calm, Hatty nods lightly: It seems like you are prepared early, did not need me to urge anything, then, slightly passed the idle talk time, started to test directly, before then, I only want to give you only a one by one advice.” 见我们一脸淡定,哈迪轻点了点头:“看来你们都已经早有准备,不需要我多叮嘱些什么了,那么,就略过废话时间,直接开始考验吧,在这之前,我只想给你们唯一一个忠告。” The vision has swept our four again, finally stays on me and Evil Dragon, he clearly is saying that intent has referred to: Although this test, we will control the good effort, regardless of succeeds is defeated, being insufficient made you be killed, but, above this, all looked at your efforts and good fortunes, for example lacked arm few legs and so on serious lesion, we will not be responsible for......” 目光再次扫过我们四个,最后停留在我和恶龙蕾娜身上,他分明是意有所指的说道:“虽然这次考验,我们会控制好力度,无论成功还是失败,都不至于让你们丧命,但是,在这之上,就一切看你们自己的努力和造化了,譬如说缺胳膊少腿之类的严重损伤,我们可不会负责……” ... 。。。
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